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Chronicling Christmas past: Fenwick window highlights

Holiday gaming traditions

Elizabeth Meade & Emily Kelso weigh in Gaming | page 28

Tom Wrath shares a retrospective tour of a festive tourism staple

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Arts | page 30

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Durham Uni principal hosts racist, transphobic speaker at winter formal Becca Alexander - News sub-editor

Student anger is rising after polarising journalist Rod Liddle attended formal unannounced

n Friday 3rd December, South, a college of Durham University, hosted its first Christmas formal since its establishment in 2020. According to tradition, the college Principal, here being Tim Luckhurst, has final say over who can sit at the formal’s High Table – in this instance extending invitation to friend, and journalist, Rod Liddle. During the formal, Liddle was permitted to speak for several minutes. His speech included highly offensive rhetoric, in which he denied the trans community the right to exist and stated that the educational underachievement of ethnic minorities has nothing to with institutional or structural racism.

will be in attendance”. This has fuelled student anger as it acts as proof that his attendance was clearly planned in advance, yet was not communicated to college members. His well-known reputation, combined with his behaviour at the formal, has led staff and students at Durham to question why he was ever invited at all. Some students at the formal responded to Liddle’s speech by walking out, to which they were met by shouts of ‘pathetic!’ from their college Principal. Videos have since emerged of students engaged in heated discussions with Luckhurst after the speech, as they make it clear Liddle is unwelcome and declare the Principal should resign

from his role. One video, uploaded by a Twitter user, also shows Luckhurst’s wife, Dorothy Luckhurst, jeeringly calling students “arses” and asks, “what are you so frightened of, you silly people?”. Another shows the Principal defend Liddle as a “humourist”, whilst continuing to tell a student, who was offended by the content of Liddle’s speech, that their reactions mean they “should not be at university”. On Sunday, the Principal, via email, admitted to calling the student walkout ‘pathetic’ and ‘apologised unreservedly for doing so’. His wife, however, tweeted on Friday evening that the students who walked out were ‘a bunch of inadequates…scared of what the

speaker said’. A combination of university societies, including the Intersectional Feminist Society and the LGBT+ Association, have since joined to create an open letter addressed to the university ProVice Chancellor, asking for not only an apology but a more transparent process in electing guest speakers. The letter includes testimonies from attendees who describe themselves as ‘furious’, ‘saddened’ and ‘disgusted’, adding that the event has made them feel ‘unwelcome and ostracised’ from the university. People have defended Liddle’s invitation, arguing attendees should have used the tactic of debate, verbally

Liddle infamously wrote an article titled ‘Should it really be a crime to look at child pornography?’ Liddle’s past is littered with examples of sexism, homophobia, racism, transphobia and classism. He, infamously, produced an article in 2003 that was titled ‘Should it really be a crime to look at child pornography?’. Just last month, in an article for The Spectator, Liddle slated Durham’s sexworker welfare programme, going on to say he was attending a dinner at the university next month and hoped “some of the ambitious young ladies

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dissembling Liddle’s views, instead of opting to walk-out. In rebuttal to this, however, others point out that not only was Liddle’s attendance completely unanticipated by guests – who were therefore given no time for any preparation or planning – the event was also a college Christmas formal, not an organised debate, making it an inappropriate occasion for such discussions. The student Junior Common Room President of South College, who it is claimed was not even themselves aware of Liddle’s invitation, concurred this latter point in a Facebook post, where they agree that ‘students came for a Christmas formal…they did not come to listen to culture war speeches’. In their official statement, released two days after the event, Durham University emphasise that whilst they uphold freedom of speech within the law, which they specific includes ‘the expression of views which may shock, disturb, or offend others’, the university ‘categorically does not agree with the comments from a reported speech given by an external speaker at this occasion’. They add that the behaviours reported ‘falls short of those that we expect’ and are conducting an urgent investigation into the circumstances that took place. On Monday the 6th, Durham’s Student Union officers released a stronglyworded statement that called Liddle’s invitation an abuse of power from Luckhurst. They believe that the claims to free speech are disingenuous and calculated, making clear the support of the SU lies fully with the students who “exercised their freedom of speech rights to leave this sorry excuse for an ‘education’”. The SU went further to point out that this is not an isolated incident but provides further evidence that “Durham’s problematic culture is epidemic”. They conclude by showing their understanding toward the fact that the university’s institutional procedures may not be transparent nor swift, but make clear they will judge them on their response and their ability to show that the Luckhursts are not untouchable.

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2 Inside 13th December 2021 Current Affairs | News Strike action bgeins in 58 UK universities UCU strike action is taking place at 58 Universities in the UK, after UCU vote in favour. Page 4

Current Affairs | Comment The Christmas gift of Isaac Newton Born on Christmas Day, Sir Isaac Newton is considered a gift to science as we know it. Page 11

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A note from the Editor

elcome to this particularly festive edition of The Courier! This issue marks the end of our print publishing for 2021, which has been a challenging year for Student Media just as it has for the world as a whole. With tech issues & Covid woes compounded, our print output has reduced in number, from the usual twenty-one to a lucky seven. But that’s not to say that The Courier has diminished in quality! Thanks

Horoscopes: Christmas edition Which festive symbol have the stars aligned you with this festive season? Page 14

Life & Style | Christmas on Campus The Courier's Christmas fashion shoot returns! Our editors show off their formal festive fits! Pages 18 &19

Culture | Music The top albums of 2021... The 8 top albums of the year, as descided by The Courier's writers! Pages 22 & 23

Culture | Gaming The fifth annual 'Gaming in Paint'! Our writers and editors take it back to basics and use 'paint' to recreate their favourite games. Page 29 Why did Father Christmas not want to go down the chimney? Because he has CLAUStraphobia - George Bell, Courier Jester and Film sub-editor

holidays. Lastly, a big thank you to my predecessor Ella Williams, who paved the way for this term of Student Media. Being a Sabbatical Officer at NUSU is already a strenuous, if rewarding job, and Ella handled the worst of the pandemic with a cool head to see us all through. The Courier will return in February, but until then, thank you for reading and all the best for the holidays, George Boatfield, Editor-in-Chief & Student Media Officer

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to the voluntary work of our incredible writers, sub-editors & senior editors, this paper has weathered the storm of 2021. We’ve all picked up valuable experience along the way, and you should all be proud of what you have achieved. Following last Thursday’s Student Council, I’m now Student Media Officer, so I think it’s only right that the wonderful folks at NSR & NUTV get a mention. Izzy, Josh, Haaris & Jack, along with their committees & contributors have done a fantastic job this term. It’s been a pleasure to work alongside them & I wish them all the best for the

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Citizenship to be revoked without warning Jon Deery - Science sub-editor

Priti Patel's controversial Nationality and Borders Bill passes on third vote in the Commons

ome Secretary Priti Patel added a new clause to the recently-passed Nationality and Borders Bill which allows the Home Office to strip individuals of their British citizenship without warning. Passed on 9 December, this Bill means an estimated six million people could have their citizenship revoked without any notice period, as per Patel’s proposed update to Clause 9. The “Notice of decision to deprive a person of citizenship” clause now says the government only needs to give notice if it is “reasonably practicable” to.

There are fears conditions will get worse for asylum seekers Prior to its third parliamentary reading, Maya Foa, the director of Reprieve, said: “This clause would give Priti Patel unprecedented power to remove your citizenship in secret,

without even having to tell you, and effectively deny you an appeal… This once again shows how little regard this government has for the rule of law”. Analysis by The New Statesman found that two in every five people from nonwhite ethnic minorities could now face deprivation of their citizenship status, compared with one in twenty people categorised as white. Vice-chair of the Institute of Race Relations, Frances Webber, says this measure sends the message that “certain citizens, despite being born and brought up in the UK and having no other home, remain migrants in this country”.

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This Bill will amend the law so that citizenship can be deprived David Davis, a Tory MP, is concerned about the potential costs of the bill, both financial and human: “From mountains of paperwork and chartering flights, to building the required infrastructure and dealing with foreign bureaucracies,” he said, “the labyrinthine logistics would involve colossal costs the British taxpayer could well do without. At worst, we could inadvertently create a British Guantánamo Bay.” The Home Office’s response to criticism of the clause change was: “British citizenship is a privilege, not a right. Deprivation of citizenship on conducive grounds is rightly reserved for those who pose a threat to the UK or whose conduct involves very high harm. The Nationality and Borders Bill will amend the law so citizenship can

be deprived where it is not practicable to give notice, for example if there is no way of communicating with the person.” But in light of the recent Windrush scandal, in which hundreds of Commonwealth citizens were wrongly detained, deported and deprived of legal rights; faith is low in the current government’s ability to handle their powers over British citizenship. A memo to the Public Bill Committee

written by Amnesty International UK and the Project for the Registration of Children as British Citizens states that the Bill “continues to obstruct the remedy of the original injustice done to members of the Windrush generation”. The Bill has already faced severe criticism for other reasons relating to its treatment of refugees, with Amnesty running a campaign which claimed the Bill “will be a victory for people

smugglers”. The UN Refugee Agency said in September that the Bill “would break international law, damaging refugees and global cooperation” if passed". It will remain to be seen what the material effects of this Bill will be, but fears are that it will make conditions even worse for those who have come to this country to seek asylum and refugeehood.

Tory Christmas party causes public outrage Amana Khan

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Leaked footage of Downing Street staff laughing and joking about a Christmas party last year has caused public outcry

ast December, the Prime Minister announced a lockdown which meant that the public were to work from home where possible, not meet with more than two people outdoors and not host or attend any Christmas parties. This resulted in families and friends not being able to see each other over the Christmas period. It was assumed that everyone, including government staff, would follow these rules. However, over the last week, accusations of a Christmas party involving Conservative MPs and journalists have surfaced. Downing Street has spent the past week refuting that this party had taken place. This denial seems to be fictitious with footage showing the Prime

Minister’s press chief at the time, Allegra Stratton, laughing and joking about this party, referring it to a ‘business meeting’ and a ‘cheese and wine’ event. This has caused a major spike in public outrage at the government, further fuelling the distrust in Boris Johnson and his party - fueling the belief that there is "one rule for us, and another for them". The Christmas Party was brought up in the most recent Prime Minister’s

Questions (PMQs). Mr. Johnson apologised, but also claimed that no party had taken place. Keir Starmer, leader of the opposition, argued the Prime Minister "was taking people for fools" and that he "should admit the truth". Furthermore, MP Ian Blackford (SNP), called for the resignation of Mr. Johnson due to the sacrifices made by the public whilst the “government has laughed in their faces”. Several other

MPs also criticised Johnson and his government, and this has all encouraged this idea of Tory distrust, dishonesty and deception. Boris has repeatedly denied his involvement, but this has come into question considering his role as leader of the Conservative Party, as well as Stratton being his Press Chief at the time. Despite his denials, at PMQs Johnson called for an internal inquiry to

determine the details of the alleged parties and if any Covid restrictions were breached. Cabinet Secretary Simon Case will undertake this inquiry, with Johnson promising "disciplinary action" for those found to be involved. Allegra Stratton has since resigned from her post as the Prime Minister's spokesperson on COP26, apologising for her comments. Saying that "my remarks seemed to make light of the rules, rules that people were doing everything to obey". Going on to say "I understand the anger and frustration that people feel". Apologising to all those "who lost loved ones, endured intolerable loneliness and struggled with your businesses". In the wake of the "Tory sleaze" scandal, this has only added to a sense of distrust, dishonesty and deception in the Conservative Party, as well as raising questions on why the public should follow COVID restrictions when the government does not take them seriously. Critics have said that government’s repeated lies and corruption has damaged their popularity and reputation. More crucially though, this may have affected any chance they have in delivering effective COVID policies during this new wave.

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Newcastle University host talk from author Gulwali Passarlay Renzo Szkwarok - News Sub-Editor

The writer, public speaker and activist for human rights gave a talk at the university on Tuesday 7 December

he event was put on by Newcastle University’s Institute for Social Sciences. Organised by lecturer of Geography, Dr. Jen Bagelman. This talk was an opportunity to hear a personal account of a migration journey undertaken by a 12-year-old that took over 12 months from Afghanistan to the UK. Passarlay’s eloquent speech focused mainly on his journey out of Afghanistan that he charts in great detail in his book – from a comfortable and happy life in Afghanistan with his family, to the moment that the US and UK-backed invasion destabilised his country, resulting in the death of his father. His mother, out of fear and hope

for a better life, sent him and his brother to leave the country with smugglers and head for Europe. Managing to make parts somehow funny and others absolutely harrowing, one of the main themes that Passarlay kept returned to was how the kindness of others got him out of multiple situations along his journey. However, it was clear that there needs to be a more cohesive and centralised effort to assist those fleeing war-torn regions.

Newcastle is home to over 1,100 asylum seekers, 41 of which are unaccompanied children Detouring off-topic briefly, he also took time to condemn the Nationality and Borders Bill going through Parliament at the moment. Saying that it represents a scapegoating of migrants for the country’s societal issues. Going on to say that the Home Office likely will never face any consequences for the trauma and abuse that those at the blunt end of this Bill will face.

Also giving brief talks at the event were Rosie Tapsfield from the Newcastle’s ‘City of Sanctuary’ organisation, and Lucy Backhurst – the Academic Registrar at the university. Tapsfield was speaking of the work that the Council has been doing under the City of Sanctuary movement in order to make Newcastle a more welcoming and friendly place for migrants and asylum seekers. This included multiple political and social strands coming together to support over 1,100 asylum seekers, 41 of which are unaccompanied children. Detailing how with the current level of support from the government, there is little the council can do – the willingness is apparently there, but with no political impetus from Westminster. Lucy Backhusrt, speaking as a member of the Sanctuary Committee, praised the work done at the university and its commitment to justice and the need for more kindness. The university’s status as a ‘University of Sanctuary’ was mentioned many times at the event. Under this umbrella the university gives three full scholarships for any undergraduate or postgraduate course every year to anyone who qualifies as an asylum seeker, a child of an asylum seeker/unaccompanied child

asylum seeker or someone with refugee status. This scheme, funded by alumni, is designed to open up higher education opportunities to this group of people who are typically excluded. Speaking to Lucy Backhurst after the event, I asked whether there was desire at the university to offer more than just 3 scholarships: “This is something that we need to look at. As a new member of the Sanctuary Committee, it is a great opportunity to use this momentum to look to alumni and other sources of funding”. Backhurst went on to say: “we are in year three of the scheme and we are aware we get more applications than we have money available, but it is something that we will look at – I can commit to that!” Questions came Andrew from the audience Image: Geograph, Abbott to round off the event, with questions being asked to all three speakers. The final input came from a man in the audience who thanked Passarlay for writing his book, becoming quite emotional and saying it was a great source of inspiration.

Strike action begins in 58 UK universities Image: Twitter @UCUNorthern

Hattie Metcalfe - Head of Cuture

UCU members take industrial action over four fights: pay, workload, casualisation and equality.

fter a ballot on strike action called for by the University and Colleges Union (UCU), 58 universities went on strike on the first of December, affecting more than a million students during the three-day period. Anxieties have been raised by striking staff about threats to pensions, casualised job contracts and low pay. In the November vote, 76% of UCU members backed strike action, and 88% voted in favour of action short of a strike (ASOS) in the ballot over cuts to pensions. The Union also wrote to University employer representatives to outline the actions Vice-Chancellors would have to take in order to avoid pre-Christmas industrial action. UCU general secretary Jo Grady said in a message to members that 'Employers are doubling down on their completely unacceptable positions... We are at an impasse and nothing will change for the better unless UCU members put on a massive show of strength in those three days of strike action and accompanying ASOS'.

Whilst Newcastle University did not meet the turnout threshold required for union ballots during this round of strike action, staff at Durham voted in favour of the strike. Durham's student newspaper Palatinate was told by the University that “our priority is now on making sure any impact to student education and staff workload is minimised. Members of the Durham community can stay up to date at our dedicated USS [University Superannuation Scheme] changes website, which has detailed information on the proposed changes and sector developments”. Research undertaken by the National Union of Students from November though suggests that students are overall in support of the strikes, with 73% supporting the campaign and strike action, and only 9% opposing. NUS UK President Larissa Kennedy, and NUS UK Vice-President for Higher Education Hillary Gyebi-Ababio also released a petition to encourage UUK (Universities UK) and UCEU to negotiate and meet UCU's demands. This month, a further 42 universities will be balloted for strikes - including Newcastle. The Union has warned that if disputes are not resolved, it could result in further strikes in the New Year. Jo Grady commented that "there is still time to avoid this disruption, but that is in the gift of vice chancellors who sadly are still choosing to ignore the serious concerns of staff rather than address them".

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Proposed Ouseburn housing poses threat to quayside views Maud Webster -- Head of Cultre

Local residents and businesses oppose new housing proposal.

you can attain from the Free Trade Inn pub. Gareth Kane, Lib Dem councillor for Ouseburn, criticised the scheme, telling The Chronicle he would prefer a “more human-size development or public realm”.

A few months ago, The Chronicle reported that the project received a £1.25mil ‘cash injection’ from the North of Tyne Combined Authority, which was vital to bridge a funding gap created due to ‘abnormal’ problems

encountered on the site. A spokesman for the North of the Tyne Combined Authority commented that the scheme “will allow for the building of much needed new homes”. As reported by The Chronicle, the developers PfP

n 18-story tower block is the latest in a run of contentious developments marked for the Ouseburn site. The scheme would include both housing as well as commercial units, a public square and a riverside promenade. The land is currently owned by Homes England, and is a disused industrial site. The rest of the Ouseburn has undergone significant housing redevelopment, such as Ash Sakula’s Maltings scheme next to the Tyne Bar; this riverside area unites the Ouseburn with the rest of the riverfront. Sat on Malmo Quay, many local people have expressed their discontent at the proposals and the potential blocking of an iconic Tyne view from Ouseburn. Critics argue this would cause a ‘major change’ to the city’s riverscape, such as the view

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Newcastle voted 8th most Christmassy city in the UK Ruby Story-Dartford -- News sub-editor

he North East is arguably now the most Christmassy region in the UK. A survey conducted by North East botanical drinks maker Fentimans reviewed elements such as the number of Christmas markets, the chance of snow, popularity of the location, the average price of a trip and the shareability of the location with Instagram post and hashtags monitored. The North was a hot contender with Durham and Sunderland also voted in the top 20 making the North East arguably the most Christmassy region in the UK given the results. London held the top spot with 16 Christmas markets and over a million Instagram hashtags for shareability and a 3.9% chance of snow compared to Newcastle’s 5.5%. In comparison to Newcastle’s £77 average stay, London was priced up at £143 with drinks prices starting at £5, making it a rather pricey contender for a weekend away. Berlin was named as the most Christmas destination in the European version with 80 Christmas markets and almost a 20% show. Yet with COVID measures still in place, not all have been able to open this year. Despite having only one Christmas market, Finland was ranked closely behind with a 54% chance of snow.<p>Manchester, Edinburgh and Glasgow were all beaten by Liverpool named as the best place to spend Christmas outside of London with Norwich ranked 5<sup>th</sup> with more than 2 million Instagram posts. North East resident, Oren Brown, said "The North East is a warm and friendly community so I think that’s reflective of the results. I’m not surprised Newcastle has been ranked so highly, given the recent snowy weather. The results make me proud to be a Geordie".

igloo cite these issues as making the decision to build such a tall housing block necessary, in order to pack in enough properties to profit from the development. Their website states they believe the Malmo Quay plans aid “enabling a bold and distinctive design to make best use of the developable land”. The site has had a contested past few years; originally, a 32-storey skyscraper was intended for the riverside area, which was abandoned for a 13-storey tower which was also scrapped. This current 18-storey complex proposal will make the building one of the tallest in the city; which is why architects and developers have been asked to be especially sensitive to its design given its potential significant physical presence across Newcastle. A series of consultation events were held with the Ouseburn community in October, and previously held information about the project on a purpose built website (which has since had webpages removed). This process is waiting on the approval of an application; this is expected to be submitted to Newcastle City Council in the next few weeks.

Changes made to North East parks to protect women’s safety Ruby Story-Dartford -- News sub-editor

ix North East parks are set to be made safer in a bid to protect women and children’s safety following survey results. Northumbria's Police and Crime Commissioner, Kim McGuiness has unveiled plans to create a safer environment for women in the North East.

62% felt unsafe in parks at night and a further 89% felt unsafe due to men/ boys and groups of people

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The increased safety measures will cost £377,237 with changes including increased street lighting, cuts to vegetation and help points connected to CCTV control rooms. The chosen six parks include: Mowbray Park, Sunderland North Marine Park, South Shields Saltwell Park, Gateshead Leazes Park, Newcastle Richardson Dees Park, Wallsend Hirst Park, Ashington The changes follow as the Safer Streets Survey found that 62% felt unsafe in parks at night and a further 89% felt unsafe due to men/boys and groups of people. The survey, initiated by Northumbria's Police and Crime Commissioner Kim McGuiness was created to establish the sectors that needed improving the most to make women feel safer. McGuinness is keen to improve other

elements of the North East following the murder of Sarah Everard earlier this year. There are plans to make public transport safer for women with increased safety volunteers onboard to patrol the Metro with an £800,000 budget set aside for the scheme. Following the proposed changes, Kim McGuinness said, "I love how lucky we are in Northumberland, and Tyne and Wear, to have so many really good parks – great for walks, for families, but people have told us they don’t always feel safe using them. We have to change this". "Parks should be at the heart of communities and places of escape – safety fears should not and must not prevent people from using them". "To make sure parks are safer for women we must listen to their stories – and we are. And the things we are making happen to improve safety will benefit everyone". McGuinness also hopes the park will reduce crimes including drug dealing, hate crime, and ASB.

"Parks should be at the heart of communities and places of escape"

Newcastle University student Hannah Parkinson told The Courier, "I think it’s a good call, if these changes will make us a little bit safer than I’m all for them. A lot of students walk through the parks on their journey home from university, especially Leazes, and with it being darker earlier it can be quite scary, so I think many residents will appreciate this".

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Campus Comment The end of blended Rate It or Hate It: learning: will COVID The Robbo Library continue to haunt us? Elizabeth Meade - Head of Current Affairs

Anna Goclawska

ast year most of the classes were held remotely. From the beginning of October 2021, the blended approach applied to a greater or lesser extent to almost every course at Newcastle University, leaving many students and lecturers on the fence in terms of its efficiency. Although the vision of the complete abandonment of online learning seems somewhat distant, it's worth unpacking its strong and weak points. Let's start with the things that are not going well. Who else is guilty of browsing social media whilst unsupervised by a seminar leader in a breakout room? Imagine how frustrating it is for people who have their microphone open and are trying to do something. Online synchronous lessons are rich with distractions and temptation. Even though the decision to give in to temptation relies on us, the likelihood of losing focus is bigger than in faceto-face lectures or seminars. Despite the governments release of the distant learning policy for lower education institutions released in November 2021, participation and attendance are barely measured or covered by the university due to their independence.

The lack of supervision or engagement in the breakout rooms lowers the demand for preperation and discussion

Although there was an ordinance last year, obliging faculty to have their cameras turned on , this was not respected by the majority of members. This caused a lack of active participation and dropping out of breakout rooms from students who did not receive sanctions.

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Another reason students go missing (sometimes literally) is limited engagement with peers and faculty members. Asking a seminar leader for assessment advice equals a sequence of mundane steps rather than raising a hand and getting an answer. When sitting in class, we know we're being observed in a social situation that demands a certain etiquette. Whilst creating a relaxing atmosphere can positively influence the speed of information absorption, too much relaxation can drag down our motivation. This leads us to another pivotal downside of online teaching. It's easier. The lack of supervision or engagement framework in the breakout rooms lowers the demands for discussion and preparation. In some modules, students were encouraged to put answers or questions in the chat box instead of speaking up if they were too shy! While in some respect this worked for short questions and issues as these opportunities can prove to be time-efficient. However in the long term, they can lead to the deterioration of social skills and underdeveloped answers. Even though most teaching is now back on campus, some assessments that used to be based in class remain online. Language tests, use of external resources such as online translators, dictionaries, the help of friends from Milan (this will be my case) and zoom dialogues recordings substitute reliable face to face exams. Short term, that might work in our benefit, but in the end, our grades and full degrees will not be worth as much. When more people receive higher marks, they are devalued. Though these concerns do not leave us without judgement, there are other aspects of a blended approach, which can intensify our learning. For instance revision materials, quizzes and summative assessments, can make learning more efficient and fun. Doing online quizzes as part of class material or exam revision enables us to test our knowledge several times prior to the actual test.

They facilitate information retention and enhance long-term memorisation through spaced repetition. It makes room for more critical discussions and activities that could not be done offcampus or without help from a staff member. Lectures or tutorials in a podcast or video format can easily be adjusted to help an individual's needs and capacities; one can speed up or slow down the pace, rewind and listen again in chosen time and space. Lengthy classes during which our attention span usually dropped down after the first quarter are now chopped into smaller chunks, allowing a break. Aside from the didactic aspects, there are those related to the flexibility and comfort of commuting students. If one needs to take a half an hour (or more!) train just for one seminar or a lecture, it may be more efficient to stay home, have the class online and make the most out of the usual commuting time. Similarly, someone who juggles a course, parttime job and other activities might want to multitask during the class (which apparently, according to psychologists, no one can do!). However, I firmly believe that the quality of teaching shouldn’t come at the price of ‘more convenience’ significantly if we narrow it down to such things. I understand the frustration in attending 9 AM seminars on a gloomy winter morning but I know that once I am in class with like-minded people and a seminar leader, my motivation and productivity level will be much higher. The satisfaction from that is much more rewarding! So, shall we be enthusiastic about the end of blended learning? How do these pros and cons balance each other out? Unless we introduce some ground rules and framework to synchronous online lectures and seminars, we can be happy to get them over with. On the other hand, it would be a shame to go back to square one by cutting out all the revision tools, extensive sways and extra resources. If we manage to keep those, and transfer as much revision and extras to the digital sphere while leaving the teaching to the faculty members on campus, we might find the perfect solution!

he Philip Robinson Library is probably my favourite place to study on campus. It doesn't smell weird (no offense to the Bedson Building intended). There is also, more importantly, ample space for a lot of people to study without it feeling cramped. I can't wax poetic about the Robbo without discussing the collection. Having visited every library in my home county of Fairfax, multiple US secondary school libraries and a few random ones in Europe, I have to say it has one of the most complete book collections I've ever encountered. I've been able to find books on things most libraries just don't want to cover, such as chaos theory, eschatology and the history of Eastern Europe. It's easy to find reliable sources written from an academic perspective, rather than just whatever popular nonfiction I could get from Waterstones. There are negative aspects. I don't think I should have to scan my smart card just to get in, and I'm not buying the weak excuse some person gave me that it's for 'safety'. There are already other measures in place to prevent book theft, and other buildings aren't given this level of security. That said, all the libraries on campus are unfortunately like that, and the Robbo is the best.

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he Robbo, while undeniably a Mecca of knowledge, obscure books and students trying to knock out thousands of words within one night, and a venerable one at that, is not worthy of ‘rating’. I’ve spent many a day in the Robbo’s prisonlike study rooms reading the inane scrawlings on the wall and pretending to work, but I would be deluded if I said it was Newcastle’s best library. It’s simply too big. It's labyrinthian, and I’ve never been in there without humiliating myself wandering through the floors over and over looking for my desk. It's weirdly warm and oppressive, and the air is thick with the scent of last minute assignment anxiety and impending deadlines. Talk about bad vibes! There's people doing bizzare stuff in there, witnessed someone take their shirt off for someone on video call, only to be reassured he was just "showing bro the gains". I've heard stories of people, minds clouded by the deadline haze, doing pushups in hopes of spurring inspiration. That place should have ‘abandon all hope ye who enter here’ on the entrance. Go to the Marj instead. You don't really need all those books anyway, everything is online these days. Or the Walton Library if you’re a meddie. If you’re on law, you've got the quiet and cozy Law Library. Really anyone can go to either of these, but if the Law Library gets cramped up with Eng Lit students or something, I’m really going to regret writing this.

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My festive Christmas favourites on campus Annabel Hogg - Relationships sub-editor

Percy Building with a peppermint mocha in my hand, feeling like the main character in a Netflix original Christmas movie. This, like everything else, is made all the more perfect by snow – which we have already been blessed with once this year, and which may add to the northern charm for those who come from warmer parts of the country. Venturing off campus, there’s the bright lights of Northumberland Street, the slightly shitty but somewhat charming attempt at a Christmas market and of course, the much anticipated Fenwicks window (the novelty of which still hasn’t worn off for me).

may be a little biased, but I genuinely believe my family loves Christmas to a level that no one else has quite reached yet. When coming to study at University, I was worried about how being away from my fellow elves might affect how much I love the run up to Christmas. But, after two years in the North East, I can safely say that I love it just the same, if not even more than before. For starters, campus is particularly beautiful at this time of year. There’s nothing quite like the feeling of walking past the Christmas Image: Pixabay tree on my way to the

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Does Parliament help MPs with young children enough? Amana Khan

In the wake of the controversy surrounding bringing babies into Parliament, it is explored whether more needs to be done for MPs with children.

stir was caused when Labour MP for Walthamstow Stella Creasy took her 13 week-old son to a Parliamentary debate on Tuesday 23rd November. After attending the debate, Creasy received an email informing her that her actions were not in accordance with the rules on behaviour within Parliament.

Hoyle commented how important it was for parents to be able to fully commit to their jobs and that "rules have to be seen in context and they change with the times" Responses to to email received by Creasy have been varied. Conservative MP for Blackpool South Scott Benton voiced his criticism via Twitter the following day, asking "What makes you (Creasy) so special?" since parents with a lower income pay for childcare and juggle their responsibilities. Deputy Prime Minister and Secretary for Justice Dominic Raab was more sympathetic, agreeing that change is needed but stating the exact balance was to be

decided by House authorities. The reaction to this incident caused the speaker of the House of Commons, Sir Lindsay Hoyle, to request the Commons Procedure Committee to review the rules. Hoyle commented how important it was for parents to be able to fully commit to their jobs and that “rules have to be seen context and they change with the times”. This gives off the perception that Parliament is changing to encourage parents to devote their time to their work, as well as their families. Is this enough for parents, especially mothers? Are there more provisions that need to be put in place to ensure than parents can manage their time adequately? I believe that more needs to be done for MPs with young children. MPs are allowed six months maternity leave and a proxy vote, but there have been MPs who have claimed that it is hard to gain enough money for suitable maternity cover. It is also rarely possible for MPs to take a break from representing their constituents. Creasy wrote in her article for the Guardian concerning this whole affair how she had to speak to ministers whilst on morphine after giving birth to her second child; she felt she could not switch off her phone two weeks after giving birth due to the political climate at the time (3 murders and heavy flooding were the crises of the day). Some MPs need to be physically present to represent their constituents’ views, and when parents return back after maternity or paternity leave, they continue to work long hours, making it hard to balance being an MP and a parent. Similar issues have been discussed in other countries, although other nations have introduced more child-friendly measures. New

Zealand's Parliament, for example, established a childcare centre in the 1990s for their staff. New Zealand also permitted infants to accompany their parents into the Chamber and adjoining lobbies for breast/bottle feeding.

There needs to be more provisions made for MPs with children, whilst ensuring that these provisions also help mothers and are not just from a male perspective

My stance on this matter is that there needs to be more done to ensure that parents can devote the time needed for their jobs and family life. We must also ensure that women, who typically bear the burden of housework, are not ignored in this matter. Women tend to bear the burden of domesticity and it does seem as though work life is designed to benefit a man, thus it makes it hard for new mothers to devote their time to work life, whilst they have an extra ‘duty’ in the form of looking after their child. This point was made by Creasy, who said that “this was not a system that works for anyone who isn’t a man of a certain age from a certain background". Therefore, my argument here is that there needs to be more provisions made for MPs with children, whilst ensuring that these provisions also help mothers and are not just made from a male perspective.

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The deprivation of citizenship and all that follows Muslim Taseer - Deputy Editor

n the first of this month, The New Statesman published an exclusive titled 'British citizenship of six million people could be jeopardised by Home Office plans'. The article posits that "nearly six million people in England and Wales could become eligible to be stripped of their British citizenship without warning, under new plans proposed by the government". Essentially, the article points to Section 40 of the British Nationality Act 1981 as amended by Section 56 of the Immigration, Asylum and Nationality Act 2006, which states that "The Secretary of State may by order deprive a person of a citizenship status if the Secretary of State is satisfied that deprivation is conducive to the public good". This is under the condition that it wouldn't make the person stateless, except when the person "obtained his citizenship through naturalisation", and has conducted themselves "in a manner which is seriously prejudicial to the vital interests of the United Kingdom". "Seriously prejudicial", which is the key term here, was defined in a fact sheet as follows: "We do not want to be overly prescriptive about what this phrase means, but we would envisage it covering those involved in terrorism or espionage or those who take up arms against British or allied forces". How delightfully vague! It then points to Priti Patel's proposed Nationality and Borders Bill, clause 19 of which could give the Home Office further powers to strip citizenship, specifically without

any notice. of origin with the most people becoming eligible Normally, when your citizenship is stripped by for removal under the proposed powers are India, the Home Office, you are given notification of Poland and Pakistan. Over 1.5 million people from this, so you can start the appeals process. However, just these three countries alone. Based on analysis this bill, if passed, would make it so that the Home of data from the Office for National Statistics, the Office can neglect to inform you you are no longer New Statesman revealed that "two in every five a citizen if it "is not in the public interest to do people from non-white ethnic minorities (41 per so", if they do not have your cent) are likely to be eligible for contact details or "if it is deprivation of citizenship, 'for any other reason' not compared with just one 'reasonably practicable' in 20 people categorised to do so". This means the as white (5 per cent)". Home Office, for any David Anderson Q.C., in reason it deems "seriously an Independent Review, prejudicial" or "conducive noted two striking features to the public good" could of the Home Office's strip citizens of their existing powers under the citizenship without even BNA 1981: "the breadth telling them, leaving of the discretion afforded them unable to appeal. to the Home Secretary... These powers might, to is not contingent on those with wool wrapped conviction for a terrorist very tightly around their offence - and the absence eyes, seem innocuous, of any requirement of or even necessary in the judicial approval before face of bogey-men like deprivation is ordered". terrorism and espionage Have no doubt about and drug smuggling. But it, this is only the the fact is the absolute beginning of a slide into majority of people authoritarianism. You can Image: Flickr potentially affected by trace the Government's this are nothing but calculated crawl towards ordinary, peaceful fascism quite easily when citizens, mainly of nonit comes to immigration English heritage, who policy. Trained eyes are trying to make a will have seen it coming life for themselves in a with the whole Shamima nation that evidently will not yet accept them as Begum debacle. fully their own. While it's obviously distasteful to allow someone As the New Statesman revealed, the countries that left the country to marry a terrorist back

into the country with full citizenship, it is a slippery slope. No matter how heinous an act is in the public's eyes, the ability to strip someone of their citizenship is an extremely dangerous precedent. As an immigrant from a commonwealth country, these developments are not surprising at all. The same empire that was built on the backs of the subcontinent and Africa is not open to their descendants. Why would we expect England to want us? I'm no Marcus Garvey, but I believe it is easy to see that England is a long way from happily sharing its prosperity with immigrants.

Paired with the recent all too notorious PCSC Bill, the Home Office's power consolidation points a grim picture of the future of the UK Paired with the recent all too notorious PCSC Bill, the Home Office's power consolidation points a grim picture of the future of the UK. In 5 years, will the right to protest be safe and secure? Will the people be able to demand social change without resorting to more extreme measures? There's an old adage, commonly attributed to JFK, that goes " Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable". Fitting, I would say.

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Franco-Anglo tiff : Can they move past the pettiness? Ross Bennett

Tensions over the British Channel have seen the Johnson-Macron relationship plunge to an all-time low... can these playground insults be replaced by a return to diplomacy?

t was the words of Sylvie Bermann, former French ambassador to the UK, that depicted a particularly stormy Franco-British relationship – describing current relations as “Never been as bad since Waterloo”. Whilst this could be seen as hyperbolic fearmongering, Bermann isn’t far off from the truth. Boris Johnson and Emmanuel Macron no longer enjoy the friendly relationship and schoolboy camaraderie they once had. Formerly exchanging messages over WhatsApp (something that angered those who wanted talks done through official channels), the two have turned into the frostiest of rivals. With Macron referring to Johnson as “un clown” and Johnson responding with “prenez un grip”, the two have exchanged childish jibes and playground level taunting. Frankly, it is less likely that these fractured relations are down to a personal dislike and more to do with politics. After all, with Macron having an election coming up in April it would

be beneficial to stir up anti-British sentiment and posture as someone who does not back down from a challenge. However, whilst this tit-for-tat game being played by the two leaders is being done to win over favour in their respective countries, frankly there are bigger issues on the plate than upcoming elections.

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Johnson and Macron no longer enjoy the friendly relationship and schoolboy camaraderie they once had. After all, with a recent dispute about fishing rights forcing Britain to send two patrol boats and France threatening to cut off electricity to Jersey, the Channel has become the epicentre of FrancoBritish tension. Unfortunately for those affected by the dispute, there has been little thawing of frostiness between the two governments. It seems that both are playing politics and popularity instead of trying to ease the vitriol between the pair. Understandably, there has been a growing sense of being fed up with Macron and Johnson’s hissyfits among political advisors, with even those in the UK government under the belief that the current poor relations are now irreparable. What can be said is that drastic work needs to be done in order to reduce tensions between the two nations. Bluntly, how can Macron and Johnson be expected to negotiate with each other if they’re too busy insulting each other in the press? It is paramount that the pair set aside any differences they might have so they can tackle this hot button issue that is

the Channel crisis, with such a vital trading route for both nations it would be disastrous to let this dilemma brew and smoulder into something that could cause even more mounting problems for all parties involved.

These petty squabbles distract from an actual sense of diplomacy

To put it plainly, it is a waste of time and effort on both sides to continue this worthless bickering when there are actual matters of importance at stake. These petty squabbles distract from an actual sense of diplomacy, something surely needed if Johnson and Macron have any real intentions of clearing up this crisis in the Channel. The pair need to grow up, put aside their differences and make wellintentioned decisions with the express purpose of repairing fractured relations and making steps to overcoming the obstacles presented by Brexit and international diplomacy.

Debate: Do you think Krampus exists? Krampus does exist! Michael Duckworth - Gaming sub-editor

ewton's third law of motion states “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” As we know the holly jolly Father Christmas exists, there must, according to all know laws of nature, a dark shadow of our giftgiving, sleigh-riding, reindeer-owning, mincepie munching Grandpa Claus. Krampus is the name given to this ominous figure. He is a fierce yet mysterious demon that has haunted the human imagination for millennia. He is the harsh arbiter of judgement against wicked and wilful children of earth. Sources vary as to his exact duties; some say he merely steals their Christmas gifts and replace them with coal or branches whilst other tales involve Krampus devouring the corrupt infants in their festive slumber. These warnings are dismissed as simple scare-tactics for morally questionable parents, but I believe a darker truth lies behind t h e s e folktales. S u c h stories seem to be a warning from beyond the realm of our imagination dispersed into our history and society, but

it has gone largely unnoticed by the sheeple that populate our earth. Anthropologist and literary historians have for centuries attempted to translate and comprehend the scripts of ancient folksongs written by the Saint Michael Bublé. In his more foreboding chronicles, we learn of a global population terrorised into good behaviour, quote “you better watch out, you better not cry/You better not pout, I'm telling you why/Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town”. What horrifying force of nature has paralyzed the entire population of Mother Earth into an emotionless, robotic corruption of Christmas cheer? This certainly doesn’t sound like our benevolent lord and saviour Santa Claus, who spreads joy in a free and harmonious fashion. No, what I testify in this article, dear reader, is that lying dormant beneath the fiery pits of Tartarus is a creature so wretched, so demented and evil that only the eternal, godlike potency of Mariah Carey can keep his wickedness at bay. In her enchanting ballad “All I Want for Christmas is You”, Carey uses some genius Machiavellian wordplay, seemingly calling upon some aloof male lover; in reality, Carey is calling upon the universal “you”. Everyone on Earth is compelled in Carey’s aria to forego the material trappings of consumerist capitalist modern society ergo: “I don't care about the presents/Underneath the Christmas tree”. A clear message can be discerned from the words of Carey, Bublé and other Profits of Yuletide (such as the elusive Wham!, the enchanting Wizzard and Chris Rea); we mere mortals must pursue a genuine warmth and connection to our loved ones and the holiday season itself, for it is the only way to prevent His return and the dawn of the Krampocalypse.

Krampus does not exist! Rebecca Sykes - TV sub-editor

rampus is an evil figure that pops up at Christmas. Supposedly. I’m embodying Scrooge and arguing he does not. At least, not anymore… Originating in Germanic folklore and possibly involved in the Winter Solstice, Krampus has been the subject of several stories. My personal favourite is Krampus joining Saint Nicholas on the evening of December 5th (Krampusnacht) and beating children with sticks and branches. The nice children will wake on the 6th with a gift from Saint Nicholas. The nasty children (I’m assuming Krampus decides which children these are), wake up to bruises. Charming. Krampus has even been the subject of festive horror movies, including the eponymous Krampus (2015) starring Toni Collette. It’s an exceptional movie, but it does NOT prove the existence of Krampus. One of the stories about him is so extreme that it proves Krampus does not exist, namely that Krampus eats or takes the bad children to Hell. Considering the percentage of parents waking up to missing children is so low, Krampus can’t have swallowed their children during the night. I reckon the world would be a much more stressful place if we had to be wary of Krampus each year. You’d need a strong imagination to believe in his appearance. Some versions of Krampus are of an anthropomorphic figure with horns, a lolling tongue, ferocious fangs, and cloven hooves. Rumour has it, he carries a

sack; unlike Santa’s sack of presents, Krampus’ basket is to take away evil children. How does he pick up the children? Logistically, if he has hooves, how would it work? Wouldn’t his fangs tear them apart before they go into his bag? How would it work if he doesn't have opposable thumbs? Perhaps, Krampus is just a story aimed to improve children’s behaviour. Some negative reinforcement to balance out the positive reinforcement of presents. But…what material is the sack? How does Krampus decide who the naughty children are? I need answers! Image credits (Krampus and Santa): Flickr

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Isaac Newton: a Christmas gift to the scientific world Joshua Watson - NSR Deputy Station Manager

Around this time of year, we start to think about the things under the tree. But perhaps the greatest undertree ponderer was the famously apple-inspired Sir Isaac Newton.

orn in 1642 on Christmas Day, Isaac Newton may be one the most well know physicists and his theory of gravity is one of the first aspects of physics that you will come across in school. In the pop-cultural imagination, he has become the embodiment of all things physics. However he was so much more than that, an author, theologian and alchemist - a true polymath. There is more to Isaac Newton than your science teacher taught you. As a physicist, Newton worked in three fundamental areas of modern science: Optics, Calculus and Gravity. In 1666 he first observed the effect of light passing through a prism leading to the splitting of white light into the range of rainbow color, like on the album cover of Pink Floyd's ‘‘Dark Side of the Moon’’. This led to a proof that color is an intrinsic property of light and would

go on to be the basis for the discovery of ultraviolet and infrared light many years later. His contribution to optics also supported the world of astrophysics. While building a telescope that doesn't use lens so that the light reaching the telescope would be unaffected by the equipment, he designed the first functional mirror-based telescope. However his understanding of light was still deeply floored in places. He was one of the first to bring forward the idea of the ‘’ether’’ - a plan of reality in which interactions between particles occur. Now we would understand this effect in many different way, whether that be thought-common forces such as electromagnetism all the way to the complication of quantum mechanics. Calculus, a form of mathematics that is based around calculating the gradient or area underneath curved lines on a graph, was developed by Newton between 1666 and 1668 in a series of letters. There was, at the time, some debate between himself and Gottfried Leibniz, a German polymath of the same era, over who had invented calculus as both of them had been sending letters to a range of people on there findings. While the Royal Society of Mathematics, which was incidentally chaired by Newton, decided that Isaac had been the first to come up with the idea - modern historians say that both men came up with the theory at the same time, independent of one another. Now on to gravity - by far his most

well-known work. Having worked on celestial mechanics (a field we would now call astrophysics) for the early part of his career, Newton returned to the subject in 1679 after a range of correspondence with Hooke, a leading observational astronomer. His discovery of gravity was a multi-stage process, starting with an understanding that some sort of centripetal force would be needed for Kepler's elliptical orbits to be maintained and that this force would be proportional to the radius squared. This work would go on to be published in the Principia - where the three universal laws of motion where introduced. Interestingly, the name of the force was coined as a result of the uses of Latin in all scientific papers published at the time as 'gravitas' is the translation for 'weighted'. This would go on to be the invisible force that act over the long distance of space - gravity. This work was by far his biggest yet gaining

recognition across Europe and the main reason for his knighthood. But just like all physicists - there is a lot more to someone than just the science they studied. He was also a theologian, with a strong yet unorthodox belief in Christianity, rejecting the Church Of England and its belief in the holy trinity. He also dedicated most of his time to alchemy - with over two thirds of his publish work dedicated to the subject. In this latter life he served as warden and protector of the Royal Mint, a role that would put him charge of prosecution forgery. He died on the 31st of March 1727 and is now buried at We s t m i ns te r Abbey. A true

polymath, Sir Isaac Newton's affect on the modern world is monumental. While he may have claimed that he only stood on the shoulders of giants, it is fair to say that the last 300 years of scientists have, in one way or another, stood on his.

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Sentience: a matter of life and... ? Mukilan Suresh

A new study has found crabs and lobsters to be sentient. This opens queries about what animals feel pain and which don't

hen someone says the word “sentience”, the first thing that will pop up in anyone’s mind is ourselves as humans. This is where the complications of defining sentience begin. An anthropocentric approach to every scientific concept not only restrains our capability of higher understanding but also shows human arrogance. Even though philosophers coined the word “sentience” only in the 16th century, the idea of what makes any living organism “conscious” has been debated by countless great minds from the dawn of humanity. This concept is still boggling scientists, policy makers, philosophers and everyone else until this very date, as a common understanding is far from being reached. Ironically, as we struggle to understand our own human sentience, we move on to map the sentience of other living creatures and to create artificial ones (AI)!

The Animal Welfare (Sentience) Bill in the UK has already included vertebrates (think of cattle, birds and any other creature with a spinal cord) as it is now widely accepted that a creature with a central nervous system is sentient. Sentience here is defined as the ability to feel positive and negative states of being. When an animal is proven sentient, then there are ethical implications on how they are raised, handled and culled. As vertebrate animals have been used by humanity through millennia, they feel approachable and acceptable in regards to concepts like sentience. When it comes to invertebrates, the concept of sentience has always been widely debated even within the scientific community. However, many invertebrates have a certain extent of a nervous system. One can argue that this by itself is an evidence to show that invertebrates do feel pain. It gets quite tricky in this regard, as the way we define “sentience” does not really relate to

creatures that share less similarities with humans. The raise of advanced interdisciplinary scientific fields and approaches are slowly helping unravel these limitations. After analysing 300 independent scientific studies, the London School of Economics and Political Sciences published a report in support of invertebrate sentience. Some interesting scientific studies that were analysed in the report range from how hermit crabs choose their shells to how crush injuries affect octopuses. This report has recently led to the successful amendment of Animal Welfare (Sentience) Bill in the UK. This amendment has finally categorized lobsters,

crayfishes, crabs and octopuses as sentient beings. The bill has not been passed as law yet, but this is a good foundation in how we, as humans, understand sentience. If this law will pass there will be social, cultural and economic changes on how we view and handle these invertebrates. This raises the question on whether other invertebrates also have sentience. I could debate that several social insects have complex behaviours that we have not completely comprehended. Bees, for example, have waggle dances to show nest mates a nearby source of food and even have a colony-wide defensive behaviour when threatened. This is not limited to insects' communities: solitary insects also have intriguing life cycles Images: Wikipedia and Pixabay and very fascinating behaviours that can attest for sentience. If this is the case, then no living organism could be

exploited or killed. Now this opens a new can of worms, pun intended. For example, as climate change is ravishing our world, we will have 9.7 billion mouths to feed in 2050 (UN report). Going vegan sounds commendable, but has its pitfalls especially in developing and under developed countries. A suitable source of protein would be required for these nations as cattle farming would be unsustainable. An alternative to insects as food is being suggested in the western world as several industries have recently popped up. Insects as food has been a norm in several parts of the world for ages but a niche in the western world, even now. Insects as food represent a low impact high benefit solution. If this were the case, then I would hypothetically ask the reader to ponder the question of killing a thousand insects is morally higher or lower than killing any one vertebrate for food? The more we delve into the topic of sentience looking for answers, the more questions we are left with. Living in harmony with nature is the best way forward for the future of humanity. While we attempt to do this, we must put conscious effort into understanding how every living creature is sentient in its own way. By doing this, we can eventually frame the ethical and moral implications of us as a species on how we will treat the fellow inhabitants of our pale blue dot.

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Festive feuds: family relationships at Christmas Rosie Ringer

Christmas isn't the most wonderful time of the year for everyone, and that's okay

hristmas masquerades as a wholesome and uncomplicated time period in which fun is had by all the family, however, this is not necessarily true for everyone. The festive period can cause a lot of issues to resurface, including tension between separated families, issues surrounding alcohol, worries about money, and grief, to name a few. If you’re travelling home for Christmas and feeling not-so-cheerful about it all, you aren’t alone. We see flashy gifts and smiling faces on our timelines because that is what we are privy to. Jess from your course may have posted a deliciouslooking turkey next to a decanter of port, but she didn’t post a clip of the blazing row between her parents because her dad was so pie-eyed he fell down the stairs. Guilt can be a strong emotion on Christmas Day. Guilt that you’re spending time with one side of the family more than the other, or guilt that this is your first Christmas without a very important loved one, so how could you possibly enjoy yourself without them? The crucial thing here is, that this guilt is of no benefit to anyone. Guilt is perhaps the most useless of all the emotions, and whilst you shouldn’t punish yourself for feeling this way, it won’t bring your family back together or make anyone else feel better. Acknowledge it, forgive yourself, then let it go. I think we’re all old enough now that I don’t need to lecture you on the meaning of Christmas, dear reader, but please don’t kill yourself working all the hours God sends in order to buy expensive gifts that will be cast aside by February. Each year Christmas becomes more commercialised and

Christmas can be merry and bright, but it can equally be dark and isolating extravagant, and as Kanye West once said, “My presence is a present”. Also bear in mind that Christmas may be a difficult time for anyone who has issues with alcohol and that if someone chooses not to drink, their reason really is none of our business. We have arguably the biggest drinking culture in the world in the UK. For those who embrace it, fine. For those who choose not to, equally fine. Merry Christmas to all those who

celebrate it, and please remember you are not alone. As I have said, Christmas can be merry and bright, but it can equally be dark and isolating. I urge you to reach out to a friend if you’re feeling lonely, or if you would prefer to text, support is available from SHOUT, the 24/7 UK text service for people in crisis, on 85258. More information is available at https://giveusashout. org/get-help/. Newcastle University's wellbeing services can be accessed at www.ncl.ac.uk/ wellbeing/ or at www.nusu.co.uk/support/sac/ health.

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The relationship between a grandma and a grandaughter is special and unique

mily relationships can sometimes be tough. With grandparents, it's often the generational divide that makes it difficult to relate to each other. But, in my case, I got lucky with a grandma who truly understands. My family has always been split. Being halfScottish and half-English, some of my family lies on different sides of the border. This meant that growing up I didn't see some of my family as much as I'd have liked. Of course, this resulted in worries that I'd be emotionally closer to my English relatives. My grandma would take trips to the North East and babysit me as a child, which is where we became close.

She'd read me stories, take me to the park and even for a McDonald's treat (one trip deserves its own storytime...). Other times we'd chat on the phone until we utilised the joy that is face-time in the early 2010s. She got an iPad just to talk to me; braving her tech fears and learning to use Apple technology. My grandma (despite being in Edinburgh and a couple of hundred miles away) was able to guide me and give me an endless amount of support without ever having to be there in person. If I had a rough day at school, she'd be there for a chat. Argument with my parents? She'd be there to listen. Of course, she'd come down in the holidays to visit too, yet I always wish she lived closer to me so I could have her around all the time. What makes me so happy is the way she can understand any problem I have without judging or asking why. From understanding my love for drag shows (she even says she'll attend one someday) or discussing the ways in

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which we despise Boris Johnson, we have truly sorted the world out one video call at a time. In lockdown, we still found ways to stay in touch. I found a documentary series airing on Sky taking you through the sixties one topic at a time. So, I recorded all the episodes and propped my phone up at the TV where we'd watch it together. This became a daily 5pm face time that lifted both our spirits. As I've grown older I've learned to appreciate the truly remarkable relationship and friendship we have in each other. I wish I could visit her more and spend more time together - but the times I do see her are so special! This year I've visited Scotland twice and plan to again before Christmas to exchange gifts. Growing older, I know we can never break the bond we have now. The distance between us could grow more as I move into my career but I know she'll always have my back no matter what. She's not only a grandmother but also my friend. Someone I can confide in and seek advice from even though we're far apart. I love her (probably too much) and will always appreciate the time I have with her.

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here are so many new experiences that university students go through. Some of them are great, some not so much. Spending Christmas away from your family for the first time may be really difficult, especially if your family is close-knit. On a positive note, you will learn a lot about yourself; I certainly did. Last year in December, I came to Newcastle for the first time, as the lockdown restrictions were being lifted. I hoped that things were getting better, and my university experience would become somewhat normal. Silly me. Around that time, people were starting to go home for holidays early. Some of my new flatmates in the uni halls were going the day after my arrival. The last person from my flat left the day I got out of self-isolation after travelling from abroad. In the whole house, there was no one. Just me, myself and I in a foreign place. And I knew I would have to spend my Christmas there. I had to come up with a plan to enjoy my time even by myself. There were two options: 1/ try not to let it get to me and act like it’s just a day like any other; 2/ admit being disappointed about not being able to spend the time with my family. I went with the first one. Every day I would go for a walk, explore the city a little bit, cook something nice for myself and bingewatch shows and films that I hadn’t had time for during the term time. I was thriving, or at least thought so; however, slowly but surely it was getting harder and harder to get up in the morning, I was getting out of my routine and you could even say that I got depressed without me noticing. Luckily, I was able to go home shortly after Christmas, but my mental state didn’t change until at least two months later. Now, a year later, I finally see how bad it was and if I had to go through this again, I would choose option number two. Therefore, my advice to anyone spending Christmas far from their loved ones is to be honest with yourself. If you’re sad, that’s okay. If there’s anyone you can spend your Christmas with, please do so. It may not be the traditional Christmas you’re used to, but it will certainly give you the warm feeling people are so desperate to get, and Christmas with friends may be another unique experience added to the collection.

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Relationships

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Keely English Lit, 21

How did you prepare for your blind date? I had a free day from uni so I took my time getting ready for the date. I did listen to some music while I did my hair and makeup as well. What was your first impression of Zach? He was very outgoing, really good at getting through the usual icebreakers so we could have a proper conversation. What did you order from Earnest? We got the Dark & Storm Trooper cocktails to start, followed by some hummus and Camembert cheese with toast to share, and finally some prosecco to finish! What was an interesting fact you learned about Zach? It was interesting to find out how many times our paths had crossed before our date! If Zach was a cocktail, what would he be and why? Maybe an Amaretto Fizz, because he was very sweet and bubbly. What advice would you give others going on a Blind Date? Keep the conversation flowing and try to ask some new and different ice breakers. Would you like to see Zach again? I have already promised Zach a costa so we’ll see how things go!

Rate the Date How did you prepare for the date? I spoke to friends who had been on "Blind Dates" before and I listened to music to try and relax as I was very nervous. What was your first impression of Keely? She was beautiful both internally and externally and it was a pleasure that she was easy to talk to as we had much in common- which made me relax straight away. What did you order from Earnest? We ordered many cocktails, a glass of prosecco and then nibbles like cheese and hummus with bread. What was an interesting fact you learned about Keely? What stood out for me was how she worked in Newcastle Theatre's bar and had worked shows that I had watched. It just proved how it is a small world. If Keely was a cocktail, what would she be and why? I would say an espresso martini because she was kind, strong-willed, and above all, because we are both regular Costa drinkers. What advice would you give others going on a Blind Date? Just be yourself, you are both in the same position so definitely just enjoy it. Would you like to see Keely again? I think a second date is in the works, and I would love to see what blossoms from this - she has already said she owes me a Quality Street Toffee Penny Latte.

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My New Year's Resolutions

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The importance of making healthy New Year's Resolutions that are achievable.

ew Year’s resolutions are something many of us make (whilst drunk on December 31st), but few of us stick to. So, in the face of this conundrum, I have decided to make a list of my own resolutions, that readers can also steal. I think the best way to do resolutions is to make them realistic, and not too difficult! Little changes we can make to our everyday lives and wellbeing are a good start. After all, resolutions are all about self-improvement - so be a little selfish when you make them. I’m making quite a few here, to give some examples, but I think two or three are enough. And keep them to yourself- that way if you break, or forget to follow one of them, you don’t have to own up to anyone! Remember, resolutions are a personal endeavour. Talking of putting yourself first, don’t make your resolutions about others. Things like 'this year I will get a boyfriend (or girlfriend)', or, 'I will make more friends' are both lovely ideas, but if you work on yourself, things like

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that come second. Equally, ‘this year I will get a first at university’ is okay, but it puts you under a lot of pressure. So, maybe, ‘this year I will put more effort, and interest in my studies’ is a better, more enjoyable, resolution. So, my first resolution is to care less about what other people think. And, as an add on to that, realise that things really aren’t that “deep”. In the grand scheme of life, that 2:1 instead of a first in an essay won’t affect you. And, that person you think might hate you doesn’t actually have a strong opinion on you at all. Everyone else is focussed on their own lives and problems, so you should do the same.

Doing things alone is something everyone should endeavour to do more of My second resolution idea is to make your physical health a priority. I don’t mean in an excessive, gym five-times-a-week way, but to take up some form of exercise you enjoy. Personally, I have a uni gym membership, but mainly I take advantage of the classes and badminton. So, try something newfrom Pilates to spin class! This, in turn, will improve your mental health, relationship with food, and comfort in your own skin. Another important resolution is to make time for yourself. At university, especially after the pandemic, we often feel like we have to say yes to every social event. Whilst I do encourage taking advantage of every opportunity, it’s also important to say no sometimes. Self-care, in the form of doing things alone, is something everyone should endeavour to do more of. Take yourself out for a coffee, a meal, or to the cinema. Who cares if no one wants to do the thing you want to do - do it alone! Explore some independent places, or go charity shopping! Making time to do things independently improves your confidence no end.

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How to decor house for the Rachael McCreanor - TV sub-editor

ecember has arrived in an icy blast of rain and overdue deadlines, which can mean only one thing… Christmas is finally here! With the festive season officially upon us, it’s time to get in the spirit - by any means necessary. Christmas time at university can be hard. With encroaching deadlines, assignments, separation from family, and more socials than any one person can reasonably expect to attend, it’s easy for the joy of the season to be lost, or even just forgotten about. By the time you return home, any Christmas spirit you began the month with has been left behind in the tear-stained pages of a library book. But fear not! There is a way to avoid inadvertently becoming the Grinch this Christmas: compulsory Christmas cheer. There is no easier way to force yourself and your housemates to have a good time than decorating your uni house to excess – you can’t forget about Christmas if every surface of your house in covered in tinsel.

Horoscopes: What does your star sign say abo Amy Jowett

Aries (March 21st - April 19th): Snowflake

ries, be prepared to be all redcheeked and not just because of the snow outside. Tis’ the season for you to level up your current relationship or perhaps start a new one. Healthier, more fulfilling relationships are certainly coming your way. Get ready to be blushing red and feeling the fire just like your sign suggests.

Taurus (April 20th- May 20th): Presents

aurus, you love nothing more than to be loved and feel beautiful. You’re a gift to those around you and we expect nothing more than the best in your current endeavours, certainly surrounding career or education. However, we do have to warn you that dating and finance may become tricky this season. So, just keep your eye on that and maybe reign in Christmas spending… Gifts don’t have to be expensive to be

Gemini (May 21st - June 20th): Elf

Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd): Yule Log

eminis, it looks like this really is your season! As this month progresses, so will your social life. It really is your time for good conversation and laughter. What a perfect time as the holidays grow closer! So go out have fun and you’ll be as happy as an elf in Santas workshop!

eo, just stay in and take a break, friend! Roll up tight like a yule log in bed and make sure to get some rest. If you do this you’ll be sure to be refreshed and ready for celebrations! Get to know yourself a bit more, try being alone for a while and you’ll thank yourself for it later.

Cancer (June 21st- July 22nd): Rudolph

Virgo (August 23rd- September 22nd): Snowman

Scorpio (October 23rd- November 21st): Gingerbread House

ancer, I’m afraid this month is about to be a bit of a reality check. Set up boundaries and keep those true friends close. Spend your holidays with those who mean the most to you and kick out those that will point fun at your shining red nose. You have a big heart, but giving isn’t everything.

irgo, the stars want nothing more than for you to have a lovely time over the holidays. But be warned of changing too much. Just as the seasons changing is dangerous for Mr Snowman, you should be equally as careful. No new haircuts this season or a new carrot nose. Stay the way you are and let the good times roll!

corpio, it’s the season of giving and you’re certainly feeling that way. Put that stinger away and maybe do some baking. Gingerbread anyone? Focus on your toxic patterns and do away with them. Try changing these, and no more apologies; do what you mean to do. Celebrate your meaningful connections and be yourself. Follow this advice and you’ll be as sweet as a Christmas gingerbread!

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ibra, its spending time with your ride or dies this month that will make you feel better and bolder. Sometimes it’s not a bad thing to be a little prickly; you’ve got something on your mind and you better ask for it. Just make sure to communicate what you mean and be careful of your spiky side.

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rate your uni The truth behind hormonal contraceptives festive season Why should we compromise Molly Taylor - Lifestyle sub-editor

You can't forget Christmas if every surface of your house is covered in tinsel

I am a firm believer that anything can be festive if you try hard enough. Take my house, for example, in which we have been given the early Christmas present of an apocalyptic rat infestation. However, instead of letting our new furry friends ruin the festive season, we have decided to embrace them in a festive experience we have coined ‘rat-mas’. As we all know, nothing says the spirit of Christmas quite like a rat in a Santa hat, and we were luckily able to find a decoration fitting this description! Whilst most uni homes will thankfully be free of rodents, the somewhat traumatic experience of the past couple of weeks has shone a light on the power of enforced festivity – you can’t worry about rats gnawing through your walls

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ourselves and our bodies just because society tells us to?

ow many of you were whacked on the pill at the age of 14 to combat acne or heavy periods? So often women have been put on hormonal birth control to curb problems, but are hit with a whole wave of different issues as a consequence. Since the invention of the birth control pill in 1960 by Frank Colton, women all over the world have been given the freedom to choose if and when they have children. Liberating, right? You would think so, but increasing numbers of women have begun to realise just how limited our options are. In the UK, there are 15 types of contraception available, most of which are hormonal-based. Although non-hormonal forms such as condoms are widely available, many women want a more secure method of preventing unwanted pregnancies. Why is it, then, that the only alternatives include a bath-towel-sized sheet of paper in their packets, with a list of all the potential side effects? Some of my favourites from the pill include: • Irregular menstrual bleeding and bleeding between periods • Mood changes • Nausea, headaches and dizziness • Blood clots • Weight gain and bloating • Decreased libido • Acne • Raised blood pressure • Vision problems • Depression

out you this Christmas? Sagittarius (November 22ndDecember 21st): Sleigh

Aquarius (January 20thFebruary 18th): Santa

agittarius, it’s your season! you’re fast and flighty, just like your holiday plans! Last-minute plans tend to be the best for you so, jump in your sleigh and have fun! You deserve every good time coming your way this season.

quarius, this season you might benefit from changing things up a little. Look up from your phone and out into the world; new possibilities await! It’s easy to get stuck in old routines (For example coming out once a year to deliver presents and then going into hiding), but sometimes we need a change. If you do this your social life may just improve and perhaps even a new love interest may come your way, just don’t tell Mrs Claus.

Capricorn (December 22ndJanuary 19th): Cracker

Pisces (February 19th- March 20th): Mistletoe

apricorn, now is the time to consider changes. You have it in you so why not do it? Most of us prefer a Capricorn's devout and loyal side to their hardworking one. But perhaps both go hand in hand? Sure Capricorns can work hard, but when they let loose they can be surprisingly fun just like a Christmas Cracker. If you let loose, have some fun, and maybe consider your commitments a little less, you’ll reap the rewards!

isces, being with and around people can just be fun and casual we promise, so maybe try and learn this. If you do you’ll be sure to learn that if you let loose you’ll have relationships that last. Watch out for those red flags and stop trying to force relationships. Sometimes kissing a few people under the mistletoe might find you the perfect person!

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Lovely. And of course, these are just a few examples. After being around for over 60 years, you’d think a better option would be available by now. And this isn’t just the case with the pill; we’ve all heard the horror stories from our friends who got the IUD fitted, and were stuck with immense stomach cramps and a period that lasted 2 months. Not to mention the pain of getting the IUD inserted and taken out by a grumpy doctor who just wants their lunch break, while you're sat like a lemon on the examination table with your hoo-ha out. Of course, these are just some accounts, and many people get along very well with hormonal forms of birth control. For some women, it’s easy, and creates the freedom to have sex without worrying about pregnancy. I don’t want to do these women a disservice by recounting solely the negatives, as hormonal birth control can make some people’s periods lighter or non-existent, clear up acne, reduce cramps, and lessen the symptoms of endometriosis, to name a few. But for the rest of us, why should we settle for something that just isn’t

good enough? I have multiple friends who also have worries about coming off the pill, due to the side effects and withdrawal symptoms associated. Withdrawal symptoms include heavier periods, PMS, weight changes, and increased hair growth. So, why not try another option? Fancy getting a device that looks like a tiny pogo stick shoved in your uterus? Or perhaps you like the thought of having your arm cut open and a little stick called Nexplanon (which sounds like a chemical weapon) sewn in for the next three years? Oh, wait, I’ve got it, you want to have an injection every 8-13 weeks that steadily releases the progestogen into your bloodstream, causing headaches, mood swings and breast tenderness?

For some women it's easy and creates the freedom to have sex without worrying about pregnancy

Not to mention the social stigma around sexually active women (who sleep with men) that aren’t on the pill or use hormonal contraceptives. They’re deemed ‘irresponsible’ and ‘reckless’ by society for not being careful enough, despite unwanted pregnancies being a two-way street. (And why is it always our mothers that shame us for this?). I genuinely believe that the reason a better option hasn’t been invented yet is because pregnancy is a women's issue. If men had uteruses and were able to get pregnant, I guarantee a better option would have been invented decades ago. And of course, abortions would be legal everywhere, but that’s another issue entirely. Images: Brettjordan, Unplash

The importance of maintaining family traditions this Christmas Elizabeth Meade - Head of Current Affairs

t is all too common for families who celebrate Christmas to abandon traditions, not for any thought-out reason but simply because it seems like too much work. Some of us, though, would argue that it's the care that goes into tradition that makes the season special. How do I do it? Many family traditions revolve around food. Unfortunately, we don't always have the time to cook. My personal plan starts in the summer. I look through cookbooks to find the recipes I want to make, then write down a list. I typically include a few more than I can actually make so that I can switch to a backup if necessary. Once the Christmas season comes around, I figure out the exact logistics of making the food. With a clear plan, it's a lot easier to figure out how to employ the time, energy and resources that I have. I can also ask family and friends to help. To really

start early, I might make a few items in the summer and freeze until Christmas. (This works nicely with baked goods.) Making craft projects for gifts is my ideal way to spend the holidays, but hard to actually accomplish. Last year my mother and I figured it out: everyone was going to get a tote bag, in the same shape. The unique aspect of the gifts would be the fabric. Fortunately we had a lot of fabric, so we were able to pick out a different pattern for most people. (We did use a few of the patterns with wider appeal multiple times.) I could do something similar with any useful gift that is easy to make. Why do we maintain Christmas traditions? Everyone's answer will be different. Christmas is undoubtedly a religious holiday, signifying the birth of Christ, despite its modern commercialization. It's one of the most important events on the Christian calendar, and while I'm not highly religious myself it's nonetheless a holiday my extended family has taken seriously for a long time. For us, it's the one time of the year we all come together to celebrate--and for me, that's reason enough for a bit of extra planning and preparation!

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Fashion & Beauty

Christmas Gift Guide Emma Rutimann

There is nothing better than buying a sustainable gift, from a small business, for your special someone this Christmas

t’s that exciting (yet stressful!) time of year again when we are all trying our best to find extra-special gifts for our loved ones. Why not make it a sustainable present or one which helps out a small business? Bijoux de Mimi, a small business started by 18 year old Amelia Hitchock-Merritt at the beginning of the pandemic, offers the most dainty and girly jewellery for your sister, girlfriend or mum! The necklaces, bracelets and earrings have all appeared on my "For You" page and do look tempting, especially with their reasonable prices. I love the way Amelia incorporates colour into a range of gold and silver pieces. Her most popular product, the ‘huggies’, can be worn in so many different ways and are an easy way to add something to your outfit

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The Bond Street Christmas Decorations Lizzie Yockney

With Black Friday weekend just gone, many of us picked up bargains. Bu what does that sale mean for the fashion industry, and our planet?

uddenly, its that time of year again. Daylight savings have kicked in, the evenings are longer and darker, and the urge to hibernate gets more and more tempting every year (at least for me). It seems that during this time of very little sunshine, the only thing getting me through the winter is the prospect of Christmas. The food, the drink, the gifts, and especially the decorations that adorn most major highstreets. One of the most stunning displays in the country is London's Bond Street, world-renowned for its host of designer shops and boutiques. The street itself is lit up with peacock feathers, and the shop fronts are spectacles that border on being works of art. Christmas decorations are beautiful and are a source of (actual) light within all of this darkness, but they do raise a question that is ever-present within current discourse surrounding the fashion industry: do these displays encourage excessive and unnecessary spending, especially within an industry that is exploitative of both people and the planet? The fashion industry is huge. According to the

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British Council, it is worth £26 billion and provides 800,000 jobs (2016). It is an industry that permeates everyday life, and there is no time that it does so more than Christmas. There is an explosion of advertisement campaigns, shops stay open late and there is a drive to decorate store fronts, all to draw people into buying from them. After all, Christmas is the time of gift-giving, and a time where people tend to spend more than they usually would. It is a time to treat yourself and others, and designer brands know this. Displays such as the Cartier store, which is wrapped up in a red ribbon like a giant present, are a flamboyant show of luxury, designed to encourage sales. The extraordinary size of the fashion industry is certainly a contributing factor to its unsustainability. It is estimated that the fashion industry contributes 10% of global greenhouse gas emissions. Further, a recent benchmark report by KnowTheChain found that luxury brands such as Prada and

LVMH tended to score low on the benchmark, meaning that they have not addressed concerns of labour exploitation. The report found that companies could not even reach 50%, on average. The fashion industry is currently at a potential turning point, with more people becoming aware of the global issues that it creates, which will hopefully create change. I suppose that these extravagant and luxurious displays may perhaps mask these very important issues, covering them with a giant red bow. Knowing this, it is difficult to see these displays in a positive light, but Christmas decorations bring joy to so many people. I think that most of us have experienced that warm, cosy feeling of Christmas shopping when the decorations are up. This feeling, it could be argued, should be savoured, especially after two incredibly difficult years and plenty of lockdown fatigue. Also, we all well and truly deserve a bit of luxury every now and then.

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As the festive season approaches, boys can be very tricky to buy for! As the festive season approaches, boys can be very tricky to buy for, but you cannot go wrong with a good quality (and sustainable) water bottle to use all year round. A trusty bottle which keeps your cold drinks cold and your hot drinks hot is ideal with the UK's infamous weather changes. Let's finally ditch the unnecessary plastic bottles (which always go missing anyway) and buy a Chilly’s bottle designed to be ‘enjoyed for a lifetime’ ! Produced in a variety of sizes, shapes, designs and colours, it’ll be easy to find one suited to your friend or family member. Another unisex, yet daily essential item, which is sustainable and also supports a small business, is a trendy tote bag. @ totesforyouu on Instagram offer personalised bags, as well as a range of different sized and coloured bags, all for a very fair price !

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Can Black Friday go Green? Keely Murphy

With Black Friday weekend just gone, many of us picked up bargains. But what does the sale mean for the fashion industry, and our planet?

tarting out as an American tradition, the increased global outreach of brands in the last decade has made Black Friday a staple part of British Winter. We’ve all seen the hauls from influencers over the last weekend of November. They show stacks of plastic packages filled with clothes they purchased at bargain prices, encouraging you to buy while the prices are low. Not to mention the constant advertising by the brands themselves, flashing images of products as they show how much they’ve cut the cost this year for “the lowest prices yet”. Fast-fashion is already a multi-trillion-dollar industry. If we add to this the increase in excessive consumerism this time of year, profits rise, but so do the levels of carbon emissions. In the 2019 UN report, it was revealed that 8-10% of annual global carbon emissions come from the fashion industry. This is in large part to the mass production of products at a very low cost, outreaching their factories to countries with relaxed environmental laws that allow brands to churn out clothes at an insane rate with a large impact on the environment. For example, Bangladesh is the worlds 2nd largest producer of fast fashion products, but it is also one of the most polluted countries despite only producing 0.5 metric tons/capita/year of carbon emissions. This shows how the fast fashion industry is not only causing a great impact on the environment, but

also taking advantage of the people working in the factories and living in surrounding areas. These effects are escalated by the Black Friday sales, with the influx of consumer demand requiring more production at a faster rate. Some fast fashion brands have taken the sales to a new level this year. One of the biggest offenders was Pretty Little Thing, who rebranded the sale day to ‘Pink Friday’. The company actually made certain products on their website completely free, asking only for postage payment. Alternatively, smaller, more sustainable brands reject the concept of Black Friday entirely. For example, the linen company Flax London shut down their website in protest against the sales and to raise awareness to their customers of the environmental impact that excessive consumerism creates. In defense of the consumer, offers like the ones found on Pretty Little Thing are almost too good to miss, as not everyone finds themselves in the privileged position to pay the high prices for sustainable products. But, with increased media recognition of climate change and the unsustain-

ability of fast fashion brands, the novelty for many has worn off. As a customer there are ways to help reduce this impact of fast fashion, such as buying from honest and transparent brands trying to become more sustainable. Using websites like fashionchecker.org, customers can see information about how, where, and by whom a product was made. This highlights which brands are truly sustainable, and who are using the word to appeal to conscious consumers without changing their means of production. Kirsten Brodde, one of the writers for Greenpeace, says customers should ask themselves before buying: is this product durable, repairable, and fit for reuse? By meeting these requirements, customers will not need to purchase as many items of clothing, reducing the need for fast fashion. Overall, fashion brands need to make fewer garments and of higher quality, and we as consumers need to be more aware before we buy. The Black Friday hype can be very tempting, but if you’re going to partake this year think twice about whether you really need another dress for clubbing? Or could you find a bargain pair of Levi’s that will last you a lifetime? Image: Instagram @brown.girl.illustrations

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2021 Photo Diaries

Jude Parkinson

Although 2021 was restrictive in terms of travel, there was still time to make memories this year, despite the impediments.

View of Loch Lamond, a stop on Jude's Scotland trip

The next stop on the road trip was Edinburgh View of Edinburgh Castle

Monday 13th December 2021

Travel

Christmas traditions around the world

With many wonderful Christmas traditions all around the world, we explore how The Philippines and Slovakia celebrate Christmas! Alice Holmes -Travel sub-editor

The Philippines he festive season in The Philippines is one enjoyed by many, with The Philippines being one of the few countries in Asia where Christianity is the national religion (an estimated 92.5% of Filipinos are Christian). They enjoy a long season of traditional festive activities, drawn out from the beginning of September! Shockingly, and probably disapprovingly for the many grinches about, the 1st of September marks the turning point into the Christmas season for Filipinos. Radio shows and televisions begin to play their Christmas carols and countdowns commence, shelves are stocked with festive delights and decorations are presented with pride – including Christmas trees. These decorations typically will stay up until January. The festivities are inspired by a combination of native Filipino traditions and Western traditions such as sending Christmas cards, singing carols, and enjoying stories about Santa Claus. Equally, to focus on the former, their most popular Christmas decoration is the Parol. The Parol is a bamboo pole/frame with a star lantern made from coloured Japanese paper. This represents the star that guides the Wise Men to Bethlehem the night Jesus Christ was born. These can be found everywhere in the Christmas season, from outside houses to shopping centres and offices. The city of San Fernando hosts its Giant Lantern Festival each

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December where parols and decorative lanterns compete to win the award for Best Lantern and are displayed around the city afterwards. Arguably, the most exciting element of Christmas is the food, and in The Philippines this doesn’t disappoint. Traditional Christmas dishes include bibingka (a type of baked rice cake cooked in a terracotta oven lined with banana leaves) and puto bumbong (a purple steamed rice cake). These can be enjoyed at the Noche Buena, a celebration typically occurring at midnight on Christmas day following Misa de Gallo (the Christmas Eve mass). This is an entirely Filipino tradition and an opportunity for large families to come together and feast on a large variety of food.

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Slovakia here is no doubt that Christmas is the favourite holiday of the majority of Slovaks. After all, the winter wonderland is enchanting. However, the traditions here are quite different. Slovakia is predominantly Christian; therefore, our traditions give off religious vibes. It all begins on the evening of December 5, when Santa Claus or, as we call him, Mikuláš, puts sweets into cleaned children’s boots waiting on the window. He is usually accompanied by angels and devils (that usually traumatise children – definitely not speaking from personal experience). The “real” Christmas is then celebrated on December 24 and it’s mostly about family and food. The carp in the bathtub waiting for its ordeal of becoming the dinner, everyone’s stomach growling so that we can see the golden piglet (if we manage to not eat until the dinner time), the smell of mushroom soup and Olivier salad and the warmth of candles and Christmas carols creating the perfect atmosphere. When the first star in the sky appears, Christmas rituals can start. Sanctifying the house with the Holy water and the Peace light of Bethlehem, throwing walnuts into the corners of a room, putting fish scales under our plates for good luck. Then we usually go into one room to listen to more Christmas music and my dad conveniently disappears when we hear a bell hung on the Christmas tree ring. The presents magically appear and finally, it’s the time for what we have been waiting for all day long – the dinner! After the dinner we open our presents and the rest of the evening is spent watching all of the well-known Christmas films that by now everyone knows by heart. The best time of the year I will cherish forever.

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24 hours in Bethlehem

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The final stop was Glasgow

t’s nearly Christmas and what better place to spend 24 hours in this season other than the actual Christmas town, Bethlehem! Before we begin our day, just a few fun facts about the city; the word Bethlehem in Arabic translates to House of meat, whilst in Hebrew it is House of bread, so depending on your dietary needs choose which ever you want. Now, if you are still not sure where Bethlehem is, Bethlehem is a Palestinian city located about 10km south of Jerusalem. This city is well known for being the birth place of the most famous man alive (or dead depending on how you view things) that of course being Jesus Christ, after all that is why we celebrate Christmas. However, this city has much more to offer, from its rich history, delicious food, busy markets as well as astonishing surrounding nature; it is definitely a city worth the trip. Obviously we need to begin our day with breakfast, head to Manger square, the most prominent site in the city, there you’ll find the church of Nativity (where Jesus was born) and opposite to that you’ll find the market and a street full of restaurants. Afteem, a traditional restaurant serving some of the best Palestinian breakfasts in the city, there you can indulge yourself with some beautifully smooth Hummous, along with some pungently spiced Foul (fava beans), a bit of Musabaha, crunchy spicy falafel, freshly baked pita bread and to accompany all this some homemade pickles and a nice hot cup of mint tea. After this maybe a walk would be appropriate, have a stroll inside the market, admire the ancient alleyways and buy some souvenirs, you’ll find them literally

everywhere. Once you’ve finished your lovely stroll, head back to Manger square to go see the main attraction of the city, the Church of Nativity. Upon arrival you will see the most obscurely small looking door, so mind your head when entering. Once inside feel free to look around and explore. Most certainly you’ll want to see the actual spot where Jesus was born, to find it just look for the longest queue. If you were lucky enough to get in , the manger is definitely an experience you’ll never forget - even

if you’re not a believer. If you are visiting in December, you are in luck because everything Christmas related will be ongoing, from the Christmas market, to the Christmas parade, Carols and concerts. And yes, these activities may not sound new, but remember you are in the city where all of this started. Oh and I forgot to mention, we celebrate Christmas three times, once in December and twice in January and that is because each Christian rite has their own date of celebrating the holiday – so if you missed it in December you can catch up on some activities in January.

The manger is definitely an experience you will never forget Christmas stuff aside, if you’re an explorer I highly recommend visiting the neighboring towns of Beit Sahour and Beit Jala, two beautiful towns with rich and unique cultures of their own. Also do visit Artas and the convent of the Hortus conclusus aka the enclosed gardens – this place is the literal meaning of Heaven on earth! Another site worth the visit are the ancient reservoirs known as Solomon’s Pools which date back to 100 BCE. These are just a few places to visit in Bethlehem and its neighboring areas, however my only recommendation is: always ask a local. We Palestinians absolutely love tourists when they come and visit and we’ll treat you as if you were one of us. Image Credit: Arine Rinawi

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Christmas Recipe: Baileys chocolate yule log Francesca Crosby

Looking for Christmas pudding alternatives?A Baileys Chocolate yule log is the way to go!

his dessert is completely decadent but not too heavy, perfect for enjoying after a big Christmas meal. Dust with icing sugar to make it look extra festive! Here's the recipe....

You will need: For the sponge: - Cocoa powder 50g - Self-raising flour 75g - Baking powder 1 tsp - Eggs 5 large - Caster sugar 100g For the cream filling: - Double cream 300ml - Baileys 50ml For the chocolate ganache: - Dark chocolate 200g - Double cream 100ml - Baileys 100ml

Method: 1. To make the sponge, whisk the eggs and sugar together until tripled in volume. Then sift over the cocoa powder, self-raising flour and baking powder and gently fold until the mix is one pale chocolate colour. 2. Transfer the cake mix to a lined 35cm x 25cm tin and level the top. Bake for 8-10 minutes until a skewer comes out clean. 3. In the meantime, make the filling and the ganach 3. To make the cream filling, whip the cream and baileys together until thick and refrigerate until needed. For the ganache, heat the cream and baileys over moderate heat until it steams, then add the 200g dark chocolate and leave to stand for a minute before stirring to combine. Chill. 4. Once the cake has cooled completely, spread the cream over the top and carefully roll it up into a swirl, starting from the short end. 5. Start spreading the cold ganache all over the cake (it is okay if it is rough as this makes it look more realistic!) 6. Once covered, leaving the ends exposed, dust with icing sugar and enjoy!

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Food on the Toon: a guide to the Xmas food stalls Alice Holmes -Travel sub-editor

Newcastle's famous Christmas market is back... although it's smaller, it's still packed with all the Christmassy goodness!

ewcastle’s Christmas market has finally opened after much anticipation, and although the size of the market and range of stalls is much smaller than first thought, there was still plenty of food to try out. Firstly, we decided to try the Fat Panda Bing food stall selling authentic Chinese street food. This immediately stood out due to the long queue - which can surely only mean the food must be worth waiting for. My friend Lizzie ordered the Classic Bing (wrap) which is apparently one of the most famous types of street food in China. It was £5, vegetarian, and essentially a thin egg-based wrap containing spring onion, sesame, lettuce, coriander, and a crispy cracker. There was also the option to add numerous toppings or choose the spicy shredded chicken version. We got to watch this made in front of us which was exciting in itself and she said the taste was incredible. They have a wide range of choices on their menu, from steamed rice dumplings to fried custard buns. Their chow mein, in particular looked amazing, I definitely want to return to try it. In conclusion – 100% worth the long queue. Next on the list was the traditional favourite, mulled wine. Here you could choose between spiced mulled cider, a festive gin and of course, mulled wine. I decided to go with the mulled cider; unfortunately it did not live up to my expecta-

5 Festive recipes using Candy Canes Abigail Roch

Left cover candy canes laying around after the holiday season? Don't let them go to waste!

ondering what to do with your candy canes this holiday season? Why not incorporate them into your food and drinks? Here are five delicious recipes to give you some ideas! From their colourful hue to their peppermint taste, candy canes can be a festive staple. Whether crushed or melted, adding them to food and drinks will give your recipes a touch of sparkle. Chocolate Peppermint Cheesecake This creamy cheesecake rich in chocolate and peppermint candy is the perfect showstopper. You will need to make an Oreo base, then a chocolate cheesecake filling using milk chocolate, sugar and cream cheese, before sprinkling some crushed candy canes on top. Candy Cane Cookies Leaving the house and want to take a sweet treat with you? Incorporate some crushed candy canes into a soft dough and mix well before cooking. Alternatively, chop the canes into slightly bigger pieces and press them down onto the dough just before putting the cookies in the oven. Peppermint Milkshake This a great cold drink to have as a dessert or snack. Simply crush the candy canes into small pieces and place them in the blender. Then, add in the ice cream and milk for a smooth taste and, voila! Candy Cane Hot Chocolate Need to warm up from the cold? Just stir some melted chocolate with some candy canes for a tinge of peppermint flavour. Candy Cane Punch With or without alcohol, this is a fab party drink! All you need to do is blend some peppermint ice cream, whipped cream, red food colouring, crushed candy canes and vodka (optional).

tions. I would recommend sticking to the mulled wine. Also, each drink was £5 (cash only) for a very small cup, I know Christmas markets are typically expensive, but this did seem particularly steep. For dessert we decided to try the crepe stand, which had a variety of different options to choose from. I decided upon the lemon and sugar crepe as it seemed slightly less sickly after having the mulled cider. The price was £3.50 and as expected, it was delicious. The other crepe options were Nutella, biscoff and cinnamon sugar to name a few. You can’t go wrong with pancakes at a Christmas market.

Strolling by the stalls nestled around Grey’s Monument, I noticed there were plenty of other options for food which I didn’t get to try, including Acropolis for Greek gyros, a Caribbean food stand, a hot dog stand, churros and of course various bars/drink stalls offering hot drinks and alcoholic beverages. Although slightly disappointed by the size of the market in comparison to other cities, I would recommend stopping by the Newcastle Christmas market in order to try to delicious food – definitely go to the Fat Panda Bing food stall!

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A merry veggie Christmas

Jasmine Shaw

started to cut meat out of my diet when I was 14 and I have mostly stayed on the wagon ever since, only hopping off occasionally for a drunken bite of a friend’s kebab. Last Christmas, however, I took the plunge and filled my plate with turkey and pigs in blankets for the first time in 5 years…and was thoroughly disappointed. Christmas is a holiday for meat-lovers, but I am inclined to believe that vegetarians really can have more fun. I hope to take you on a journey through some of my favourite plantbased alternatives to a traditional meat-filled Christmas. The most low-maintenance option, and my favourite, is to replace turkey with an extra helping of everything else. This is an especially good alternative on Christmas Day when the oven is already full to the brim. Of course, no Christmas roast is complete without stuffing and gravy, and in this department plant-based options aren’t hard to find. In fact, most instant variations are vegetarian, an easy option for Christmas celebrations prepared in tiny student kitchens, or if you need to whip up alternatives for a family Christmas that’s less than veggie friendly. M y favourite part of a roast is the carbs, but if

you’re after adding some protein to your Christmas Day feast there are options aplenty for you too. We are spoiled for choice these days when it comes to turkey alternatives, but Tesco’s Wicked Kitchen mock turkey crown comes recommended as one of the best meat replacements. Alternatively, most supermarkets stock up-market nut roasts (think serving suggestions pictured on slates with sprigs of sage). And to top it off, I recommend replacing pigs in blankets with plant-based sausages – my favourites are Richmond’s, which have frankly revolutionised the veggie sausage market. If you want a classic, picture-perfect roast, this is the option for you! However, if the above options don’t take your fancy, I encourage you to bring something a little more unconventional to the table this year (and ignore Grandma’s judgemental stares). Some of my favourite examples include a friend’s contribution of vegan dauphinoise potatoes to our house Christmas dinner, Justine Snacks’ crispy sage tofu and Yotam Ottolenghi’s roast parsnips and Jerusalem artichokes. Cutting out meat doesn’t mean your Christmas has to be boring, and these dishes certainly prove it. This year, I encourage you to find a twist on the traditional Christmas dinner that works for you, because one nut roast certainly doesn't fit all, and have a very merry veggie Christmas!

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2021's Best Albums:The Courier's Sometimes I Might Be Introvert Little Simz I love confessional albums. Love them. Ask anyone who knows me well and they’ll tell you that my favourite album is Joni Mitchell’s ‘Blue’, a classic of the genre (mainly because I never stop going on about it). So when I encountered ‘Sometimes I Might Be Introvert’, released by London rapper Little Simz in April of this year, I felt like I had stumbled upon a treasure chest: an album destined to fulfil its place in the canon of the great confessionals. “I’m just very to myself ”, Simz said in a Guardian article about the album, her fourth, “and I didn’t know how to really navigate that, especially coming in this industry where you’re expected to have this extroverted persona all the time.”. Exploring jazz, soul, grime, and more, Simz balances dramatic orchestration with intensely personal lyrics. She is not afraid to dive into her relationships with her father (‘I Love You, I Hate You’), her sister (‘Miss Understood’) and, most importantly, herself. ‘Woman’, initially released as a single, went viral on Tiktok, with its unapologetic celebration

of womanhood. Much of the album, including ‘Woman’, also explores race, and what it means to be Black and British. “Nothing in life comes easy, and you work twice as hard ‘cause you Black”, she raps on ‘How Did You Get Here’, poignantly adding, “Used to think Mum exaggerated ‘til the world showed me its fact”. In my eyes, what makes an album truly special is when the artist gives us the privilege of seeing at least a little way into their soul. ‘Sometimes I Might Be Introvert’ breaks down its own boundaries, as Simz both defines herself in this moment and looks to who she may become in the next. I can’t wait to see what else she has in store. Martha Lilli Probert

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Blue Weekend Wolf Alice With this year's Spotify wrapped finally released, it is the perfect time to look back at the albums that have made 2021 such an incredible year for music. Have you ever listened to a song that takes you to another world? Making you feel at once on top of the world but also nostalgically at home? Think of that x11 and you have Wolf Alice's Blue Weekend, my album of 2021. Not only is this the album that I reach to for relaxation, but it is also my album of empowermenta paradox of bold and beautiful. A stand-out has to be the rowdy 'Smile', and with lyrics such as “I am what I am and I’m good at it, and if you don’t like me well that isn’t fucking relevant”, it is impossible not to understand the hype. These are lyrics that are impossible not to scream, instilling a contagious sense of self-confidence and energy unmatched from many songs which I have listened to before. It is hard to not feel like the main character while singing lyrics like these! Blue Weekend takes us to another universe, while also keeping us grounded, with the euphoric 'No Hard Feelings' taking the top spot as my song of the year, as it can only be described as a comforting hug from a friend, lulling listeners into state of calmness in taking a mature outlook towards a past lover. When my sister and I listen to this album in my car, it is always this song which we both instantly sing each word in collective sentimentalism. This is an album is a journey. It makes us feel strong and empowered, while also giving us goosebumps at what it means to be a human. It connects people, makes us scream in eclectic bliss and is not only one of the best albums to come out of 2021, but is up there as one of my favourite albums of all time. Lyndsey Sleator

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Seventeen Going Under Sam Fender Seventeen Going Under was one of the blessings birthed out of lockdown - the introspective, emotionally raw second album delves deep into Fender's own experiences and childhood to create teenage angst anthems relatable to all those young and living in today's world. This album for me was life-changing; after seeing Sam Fender live last month in Leeds, the album became more real and powerful to me than ever before. What impressed me most was the strong current flowing throughout the album (and his first), the essence of pride towards his upbringing and hometown. Between the Geordie slang and catchy refrains, Seventeen Going Under perfectly captures what it is to be young and impressionable to all the hurdles life throws at you. The opening and title track sets off the album with a powerful thrust of energy and emotion; the lyrics allow us to feel we are seeping into Fender's own world: hearing the names of his friends, feeling the emotion he felt as if it was a raw today as it was when it happened. Fender's portrayal of understandable teenage anger allows us to feel heard and represented. Seventeen Going Under perfectly shows the stresses and hardships of youth whilst not showing it wholly negative; Fender creates an impactful album showing how these 'negatives' ultimately help us grow. Alongside personal relatability, Fender never fails to use his platform to express political issues; starting from the first album (notably 'Dead Boys' and 'Leave Fast'), Fender tackles issues of male suicide, mental health and governmental neglect of certain communities. In continuation with this second album, Fender spectacularly crafts 'Aye', a song of social critique and resentment; the repeated use of "They" allows Fender to call out organised and authoritative groups that do not represent the people or use their power wisely. He names many popular culture individuals and references to use his platform to show how times need to change. Ultimately, Seventeen Going Under is an album for the books which I feel, with no doubt, will continue to inspire people for years to come. Olivia Finlayson Image: Pixabay

SOUR Olivia Roderigo Olivia Rodrigo released her debut album SOUR in May 2021. After the roaring success of her lead single ‘Drivers License’ and her incredibly public break-up with co-star Joshua Basset (which inspired the album) this was Rodrigo’s golden opportunity to solidify herself as a pop giant. And SOUR did not disappoint, through each of the albums 11 tracks we immerse ourselves in the life of a 17-year-old girl heartbroken by her negligent ex-boyfriend and hyper aware of her life as Disney Star yet disillusioned to the glitz and glamour of fame. Some tracks such as ‘enough for you’, ‘favorite crime’ and ‘1 step forward, 3 steps back’ focus on the emotional toll of her relationship with Joshua Basset, while

songs like ‘good 4 u’, ‘happier’ and ‘deja vu’ express her anger and contempt postbreak up as he moves on while she cannot. But this is much more than your generic break up album. The best of the lot, and what mark her as a figurehead for her Gen Z audience are songs like ‘brutal’ and ‘jealousy, jealousy’ which detail the experience of growing up in age of toxic social media and late-stage capitalism. The pop-punk influences in these songs is reminiscent of the genre in the early 2000’s (she’s stated that bands like Paramore had a huge influence on the album) and these influences tug on Gen Z nostalgia while transposing the genre onto contemporary social issues for young people. The unrelenting competition that can come with platforms like Instagram is explored in a mature and experienced way, the lines of “I know that beauty is not my lack” and

“their win is not my loss” in ‘jealousy, jealousy’ invoke those trite “positivity” posts that we know are true yet hearing it doesn’t lessen the weight upon on our collective backs. The discordant, clanging piano at the climax of the song, for example, conjures the confusing and uncomfortable experience social media can have on young people if not used healthily. Overall, Olivia Rodrigo’s SOUR is an encapsulation of the despair and anger of the younger generation while also being a gentle and heartfelt exploration of her complex emotions around her break-up. And this is only the beginning, Rodrigo is an absolute powerhouse with bucket loads of potential, I can only sit and wait for her follow up to this stellar, no-skip album. Michael Duckworth

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Music Writers on their top picks to hell with it PinkPanthress I’m not sure if To Hell with It is the best album released this year. Many artists have released works that are longer, more varied and more nuanced. But To Hell with It is my favourite album of the year. PinkPantheress herself, the mystic 20-year-old singer from Bath, describes the album as a mixtape, not an EP, or even an album. It is a conceptual exploration of the 2000s wistful nostalgia my generation is known for. This tape is short in length, lasting 18 minutes across 10 songs, there isn’t a piece that wouldn’t fit in its entirety in a Tik Tok video. These eighteen minutes are a blend of bass-line, jungle, drum and bass and garage samples, mixed with the kind of electronic, airy vocals reminiscent of artists like Clairo and Grimes, but with her use of classic UK dance samples, PinkPantheress creates a uniquely British style of bedroom pop. She claims she recorded much of her music lay down, and this intimate feeling carries across into her music, where her

Woman on the Internet Orla Gartland Though this past year has been turbulent to say the least, it cannot be denied that it has been a musical goldmine. To personally select a standout album of the year is a mammoth task, with solid comebacks from Adele and Lorde, a surprisingly sensational debut album from Olivia Rodrigo, and notable highlights from Kacey Musgraves, CHVRCHES, LANY and Chloe Moriondo – to name but a few of my recent favourites. Among all contenders, for me, the most resonant album by far has been Woman on the Internet – the debut album by Irish singer-songwriter Orla Gartland. At its core, Woman on the Internet is an affirmation of self-awareness and self-doubt, an acknowledgement of an individual’s own imperfections and internal complexities. But it’s not just herself Gartland is aware of; she displays a resounding cognizance of modern technological culture and our tendencies, in which we often seek guidance from the internet in the whirlwind of our own explorations and desire for self-discovery.

Happier Than Ever Billie Eilish Billie Eilish’s sophomore album ‘Happier Than Ever’ (HTE), was released on the 30th of July of this year, following her five pre-release singles which had a staggered release in the year prior. HTE was Eilish’s second album to top the billboard top 100, reaching number 1 in both the UK and the US whilst also topping the charts in 20 other countries. Happier Than Ever has a noticeably different style compared to her debut album. Whereas the 19-year-old’s debut album was infamously dark with catchy beats and avant-pop influences, HTE is more downtempo and intimate, with peaceful jazz-pop tones. There were those who had a cursory listen to Billie’s new

album and immediately dismissed it when they heard fewer “catchy” hits and more downtempo tracks, claiming they were too dissimilar to the Billie they know and love... They could not be more wrong! The album is still filled with signature Billie sound distortions with synth, reverb, autotune and interesting samples, to name a few. Besides, Billie has transcended the Tik Tok-inspired craze of her generation for upbeat melodies, instead taking the listener on a fly-on-thewall intimate journey. This is something very mature and admirable for a young artist to do, not dissimilar to Adele’s new work “30”. HTE deals with challenging topics, opening with “Getting Older” where she sings in softer tones over a gentle synth about her intense career and alludes to past trauma and abuse that she has suffered. Later in the album she addresses these personal topics head on in “Not My Responsibility” where

whispery British accent feels like it is both in your ear and floating around the room. PinkPantheress was launched into musical fame when her song 'Pain', now named as the song of the year by Tik Tok, went viral on the video-sharing app. Despite this online success, PinkPantheress has continued to let her music lead her profile. The music video for the Mura Masa produced 'Just for Me' was her first face reveal, and she continues to operate under a moniker. This is what makes PinkPantheress so great for me. Lyrically, her music is personal, relatable and vulnerable, but by keeping her own life out of the picture, PinkPantheress allows her listener to project onto her lyrics as they see fit. We are the same age, and she sings about familiar emotions of optimism for the future, combined with a painful nostalgia for the past and contemplation on what it means to grow up. Her short songs feel like not only snippets of her musical talent, but snippets of her inner feelings, never giving away too much, allowing your mind to fill the blanks with personal interpretations. Much has been made of my generation's eagerness to relate to the era we are just slightly too young to remember, in

It is a homage to the eclectic nature of early adulthood, and insight with such sincerity it is impossible not to empathise with her. Musically, Gartland tackles it all. While retaining her signature acoustic, conversational sound – with the occasional hint of a charming Irish lilt – she also explores pop-punk influences, popping retro-style tones and electronic synth beats. Perhaps such a wide scope shouldn’t work, but here Gartland’s stylistic ambition only serves to emphasise the universal chaos of the 20-something psyche which she is portraying. Each track is crafted with controlled precision – not a single beat feels misplaced. Undeniably talented as both a musician and a producer, Gartland takes hold of her own art, capturing a refreshing blend of feeling forged in sharp-witty metaphors, bold outbursts, subdued beauty and authentic emotional transparency. In the juxtapositions of confrontational and reflective, a relatable honesty is found: “Who are you so afraid to be?” is the poignant question asked by Gartland – we may not know the answer yet, but this is a record that asserts the notion it’s okay. Rowan Christina Driver

she speaks over an ambient electro-pop beat about the objectification she has suffered as a young female artist, stating “I feel you watching”. Towards the end of the album, in the folk ballad “Your Power” she bravely picks up the topic of abuse relationships, an issue that is gaining more and more traction in the entertainment industry with the recent rise of the #METOO movement. To summarise, I would recommend listening to this sensational album alone, twice through on the first go, either in your headphones or in the bath, so you have the acoustics to really immerse yourself in its beauty. Happier Than Ever couples Billie & Finneas' everfascinating play on computerised sound with raw, personal topics resulting in an ethereal album which is equally as important lyrically as it is melodically. Eleanor Penson

sometimes misguided references to “Y2K” tokens, clothes and music. However, fit with samples from 'Flowers', 'Circles' and 'Gypsy Woman', To Hell with It sounds like the 2000s, blended with lyrics that relate to the specific angst of young adults born at the turn of the century. It is admirable that PinkPantheress can simultaneously lean into her Tik Tok fuelled fame, with this mixtape of snappy, compact songs, modelling an album that feels truly reflective of my generation. To Hell with It is a powerful entry onto the music scene, and a piece of work that I believe sets PinkPantheress up for bigger, more developed albums. Her combination of dance music, alongside expressive yearning lyricism, is a perfect blend of the emotions felt by a twenty-year-old. Her music is the sound of the moment you leave a party, the bass-line against the sudden deep thoughts of your past and future, and this sound has made To Hell with It my favourite album of 2021. Autumn Lily

Comfort To Me Amyl and the Sniffers Amyl and the Sniffers are an awesome Australian punk rock band that have helped revive the post-punk scene through the invigorating rush of their music. I love them. I’ve been a huge fan ever since their self-titled debut album back in 2019, so I was very excited to hear about the upcoming release of their second album Comfort To Me. Whilst I’m writing this review Comfort To Me is blasting in the background, its punk energy and snappy lyricism fuelling me to explain to you why this is the best album of 2021. Everything feels more impactful, meaningful, heavier, and ultimately better. With my headphones on, the volume loud, and this album thumping, my daily walk to 9 am lectures become a joyful strut, as it makes you feel like the coolest person alive. The lyrics are loud, fierce, full of contradictions and extremely relatable. Lead singer Amy Taylor screams about the desire for love but not needing anyone, destroying capitalism but not being bothered enough, and dancing in mosh pits without a care in the world. The punk mentality is powerful, showcasing itself through brilliant live performances. The band members all rock mullets, tearing up the stage at frenetic paces. A spectacle to behold. I’ve already treated myself to the early Christmas present of a ticket to the bands UK tour, and I know I won’t be disappointed. Through her evolving lyrism, Amy Taylor tackles huge issues such as the dangers women face. Lyrics like “Out comes the night, out comes my knifey/ This is how I get home nicely” channel the shared dread in an effective way. The album is evidently meaningful, both personally to the band and the wider audience. Comfort To Me is a great album, with energetic instrumentals and crucial lyrics sure to shake the world. I truly believe it’s the best album of 2021. William Allender

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All I want for Christmas is my Santa is coming to town and favourite TV series to come back! Monica is coming for tea

I ended up staying for the family dynamics, the adorable mess that is Malcom Bright and extraordinary crimes. Due to writers changing, character voices passing and a whole mix of other reasons, the show just isn't what it used to be. 'Chewy?' from the episode: Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner, 'Your name is Homer Thompson' sketch from the episode You Only Move Twice, and Hans Moleman productions presents: Man getting hit by football... just to name a few of my favourite references. Of course I could list hundreds of my favourite moments yet they all have the same thing in common - they're from the early seasons of the show. To do some research for the article I decided to watch the first episode of season 32. It was... subpar to say the least. The jokes were okay yet I found myself laughing way less than I would at an older episode. I miss the older days with better episodes, better jokes and a more enjoyable experience. This Christmas, all I want is The Simpsons back.

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My attention was first drawn to the series because of the premise and the fact that it stars Michael Sheen as the serial killer father - who plays an excellent part might I add. I ended up staying for the family dynamics, the adorable mess that is Malcom Bright and the extraordinary crimes to be expected in TV shows of this particular genre. I became invested not only in the titular characters, but the supporting cast too. I was overjoyed at how series 2 was progressing and its cliff-hanger ending - until I learned that the network were dropping Prodigal Son from our screens. I am aware of how cliché it sounds, but you just can’t leave the show there! Luckily fans of the show are keen for it to return, as are the cast! So Santa, if you could return Prodigal Son to our TVs, that would be swell. If not, could you at least tell Michael Sheen to hurry up with Good Omens series two?!

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Monica, Hot Priest, Jaskier, and Beth Harmon all sit down for a meal.

hristmas dinner is one of my favourite events of the year, and it would be even more wonderful with special guests. And that’s why I’m inviting characters from my favourite TV shows. Christmas dinner can’t be successful without amazing food, so a talented chef is very necessary, which is why I’m inviting Monica Geller (Courteney Cox-Friends). As a vegetarian, I have to hope that her culinary skills are not limited to preparing a roast turkey, but the intuition tells me she can make an impressive veggie dinner too. Worst case scenario, I will need to eat all of her famous cookies since other guests will be too full after the meaty dinner. Given that Monica is a neat freak, I also secretly hope that she will tidy after dinner while I take a welldeserved nap after eating all her food. Personally, I really enjoy listening to Christmas songs, but this year instead of Spotify, I’d prefer a live version from Jaskier (Joey Batey- The

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I count on unique festive songs, such as "Toss a coin to your Santa" or "All I want for Christmas is Geralt in the bath". Witcher). His music talent will bring a lovely atmosphere to the dinner, and he would never lose an opportunity to gain new fans. I count on unique festive songs, such as “Toss a Coin to your Santa” or “All I want for Christmas is Geralt in the Bath.” I’m sure other guests will agree that it’s much better than another boring playlist with Wham! and Mariah Carey. I’m also inviting Beth Harmon (Anya TaylorJoy- The Queen’s Gambit) to learn how to play chess from the best. Why not start my New Year’s resolutions as soon as possible? Having Beth at the Christmas dinner will inspire me to start. I need to get better at playing chess so when I play with my flatmates after the Christmas break, I'll surprise them with my new skills. I can also count that Beth will dress for the occasion, which I can’t say about Jaskier… Next, Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage- Game of Thrones) will be another guest. Not going to lie, the main reason I’m inviting him is that he needs to clarify what he meant by saying that

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To not lose this holy atmosphere, I’m inviting The Sexy Priest (Andrew Scott) from Fleabag.

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Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) had the best story. (Did Bran, really?) In general, Tyrion seems a fun companion for the dinner and, given his intelligence, possibly a worthy opponent for Beth in chess. I just hope he won’t drink all the mulled wine. Let’s not forget that Christmas is a religious event and food is not the most important part (presents are, of course). . I'm sure he will tell us more about the meaning of Christmas and due to his charisma, the speech will be much more interesting than in school. Given that Monica is Jewish, Tyrion calls himself a god of a particular part of a woman’s body, and Jaskier belongs to another world, the Priest might struggle to convince them of his views. However, I really want to hear their discussion and pray they will be too distracted to notice that I’ve eaten all the sweets.

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tend not to ask for much for Christmas, which often drives my family mad. In truth, there is little I truly want. One of the things I truly desire however, would be for the TV show Prodigal Son to return for a third series. Prodigal Son is an American TV show exploring the lives of Malcom Bright and his dysfunctional family. Bright works as a profiler for the FBI and NYPD, which is ironic consider ing how his father is a notorious serial killer locked up in prison. The show begins with Bright consulting on a murder case mimicking one of his father’s victims; the case requires Bright to visit his father for the first time in a decade, which kickstarts a twisted and yet fascinating relationship which remains at the core of the series.

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And yet, the episode takes the time to breathe for just a short, beautiful, scene. Alison and the ghosts gather for a haunting performance of ‘In the Bleak Midwinter’, in my mind a must-see Christmas TV moment, which stirs the comedy and deep heart of the series to a beat of real sincerity. Perhaps the timing was important here – we were all facing a truly bleak winter, and yet, those beloved characters came together across the barriers of space and time to sing together. It’s a brilliant episode, one which demonstrates just how well the Christmas special can reach into the darkness and find the light. Indeed, in an earlier article, I expressed my love for the Blackadder Christmas Special, which inverts the classic A Christmas Carol structure you’d imagine to a darker edge than at Yuletide. In short, I love how good a bit of Christmas telly makes me feel. Seeing my favourite characters navigating the ups, downs, disasters, and joys of the season is a great reminder that things don’t have to be perfect. Watching the next Ghosts Christmas Special is one way I’ll be getting into the mood for Christmas this year – whether I’m feeling especially festive, or not. Image: IMDb

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t’s that time of the year when the telly gets swamped with everything Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, and specials litter literally all of TV for like three weeks. I get it, it’s December, everyone wants

make a one-off Christmas special to celebrate this ‘fun, festive season. Yeah, again sometimes this works but I really just don’t think that just doing an episode just because it’s Christmas validates making an episode of a show normally just unrelated to Christmas, or bringing a cast back together when the vibe doesn’t work anymore…

Sometimes a Christmas Special doesn't pay off and it's just a lazy and boring choice.

to be festive, sure sure sure. And sometimes the specials work and they’re good. But a lot of the time they just feel shoehorned and just don’t work. Don’t get me wrong I do love a bit of shit TV, but I think it just irritates me a bit more because it’s often just rehashing the same tropes and stories and so much of the time Christmas specials are just... boring. Producers and directors of even usually quite good shows get fixated on fitting storylines into a Christmascentric theme, which is sometimes pulled off, but often just kind of sits a bit weird, interrupting an ongoing story or whatever. Similarly, often shows will use Christmas as an excuse to ‘get the gang back together' and

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h, Christmas telly. Love it? Hate it? For some, reserved for those sleepy hours after Christmas dinner… for others, gathering around for the family favourite Christmas special is a treasured festive tradition. Whilst yearly repeats of Julia Donaldson animated shorts seem to have become a strange BBC1 staple (which, I hasten to add, I adore), it’s the Christmas TV Specials I look forward to each year.Seeing my favourite characters navigating the ups, downs, disasters, and joys of the season is a great reminder that things don’t have to be perfect. Taking last year’s Ghosts Christmas Special as a particularly glittering example of the genre, I love a TV special that brings us close to the warmth and festivity of Christmas (you know, that Christmassy feeling), whilst peeping into just how awkward – and, well, messy Christmas can be. Ghosts’ take is just that – hilarious, awkward, packed with lines you’re likely to hear around the house this season.

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Why do we watch celebrities suffer? Money Heist: Heist: they pulled it off!

'm not going to rob you of Money Heist's thrilling plot twists. Against the odds, the team pulled off the impossible. Most of their major decisions were made under extreme pressure; as thousands of people were rooting for their success and the nature of the task they’d taken upon demanded that all of their make-or-break decisions were made without much time to think. Because of the difficulties, it is even more impressive that Alex Pina and the production crew managed to steal our attention so rewardingly and pay off the narrative gold of Money Heist (20172021) in its final episodes. Running a TV show is like running a heist. It is an effort of immense collaboration. Money Heist has a huge ensemble cast and attempts to provide each character with satisfying development, in relation to their interactions with other characters. There are sympathetic and unsympathetic characters on both sides of the law. Sometimes they even switch sides. Balancing a huge number of characters involves great storytelling efficiency. Writing a show set almost entirely during a heist allows for essentially non-stop tension and drama. This is no tranquil Money Heist - characters are continuously facing ticking clocks, arguing with each other, falling dramatically in love, and (occasionally) dying in dramatic fashion. The premise allows for extreme drama without sacrificing realism. We’d all probably be pretty emotional and on edge too, in such a situation. That’s not to say it’s entirely believable. Characters sometimes make bizarre decisions, often going off to have sex in a vault when they’re still under siege. They rarely ever seem to feed the hostages, and the dialogue in many scenes can devolve into unintentionally

comical deep’ conversations about the themes of that week’s episode. As The Courier’s deputy editor put it: ‘for a show localized as Money Heist, there sure is a lotta giving each other speeches in the bathroom and very little heisting of money’. For all its cheesiness, for all its strange musical choices (Coldplay in the climactic moment of the final episode? Really?), and its obvious budgetary restraints in the first few seasons, this series is still one of the best on any streaming platform right now. It gets better with every season, continually pushing each character into new challenges, balancing sentimental romantic dramas with all-guns-blazing action scenes; this is pure entertainment. It took Alex Pina 33 attempts to write the ending. The ultimate testament to his writing and the production team, is that, like one of the Professor’s plans, the finale was pulled off so immaculately that it looks like it was planned from the very beginning. Though sad that the journey has come to an end, I am glad the end was so spectacular; five episodes of pure suspense that stole my breath more than once with their masterly twists, and resolutions to the arcs of most of the characters done at least well. To a series I have been gripped by for five years, I now say bella ciao…

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n the build up to Christmas, there is only one show that can get me ready for the winter months: I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Annually, for the past 19 years, ITV have stuck 12(ish) celebrities in horrific conditions all for our enjoyment. Pre-pandemic they were carted off to the Australian jungle, post-pandemic, stuck in Welsh castle ruins. But what is it about celebrities suffering that makes us tune in every year? First of all, what a bizarre concept for a show! The chosen few celebrities could be crawling through a tunnel of bugs or eating the rear-end of a sheep (or my personal favourite Celebrity Cyclone), and we still want to watch these so-called celebrities (because let’s face it, no one knows who they are half the time) suffer to get food. We even laugh along with everyone’s favourite presenting duo, our local lads, Ant and Dec. The singers, politicians, actors, sport stars etc., know exactly what they’re getting themselves into, and still have the cheek to complain! But as a viewer, the complaining just makes it all the more entertaining. Perhaps it's that when we see them in a more natural setting; having to live with other celebrities, their true personalities shine. And when big, somewhat overbearing personalities clash, that’s when arguments start, and so we all start shouting at the TV, also getting annoyed (don’t get me started on this year’s annoyance, Naughty Boy). But even after 20 years, no one has learnt that the more you annoy the public, the more you get voted to do the infamous Bush Tucker Trials! Being in the TV universe, maybe we know we can laugh at them without consequence. As a viewer, we hold the power that decides the fate of these celebrities, on a pathetic little app on our phones. The likelihood of us meeting these B list celebrities is very slim and it has been suggested by

many (including my flatmates who watch it with me every night) that this is one reason we enjoy watching them suffer to survive. Perhaps, in the weirdest way possible, we’re jealous of them! Not jealous of having to collect yellow, star-shaped pieces of plastic in return for meals, but of their status in society overall. In the news and on social media, celebrities fill the headlines, with new accomplishments or even just in the gossip columns. Although most are becoming more progressive with their use of social media, such as sharing body positive images or doing an ‘Instagram vs. Reality’ post, in our heart of hearts, we still get enjoyment seeing them make fools of themselves for our entertainment. Who knows what makes this show so addictive. For now I will be enjoying it from the comfort of my own home with a cuppa tea, just grateful its not me in there!

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Love Actually IS all around - The best storylines Martin Freeman and Joanna Page whimsically awkward a first encounter can be with the reliance on small talk – yet they make it work and in fact are the only ones engaged by the end of it. And for me, the only quote I ever seem to recite after watching the film is the beautifully Welsh rendition of the line “All I want for Christmas... is you!”

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othing screams Christmas like a porno, in fact, nothing screams love like pretending to have sex before you even know your ‘lovers’ name. John and Judy (yes, even after watching Love Actually one too many times, I still had to google the characters' names) have the best, most underrated storyline of the whole film. Their story is one all families choose to ignore on their Christmas viewing of the movie, but what they truly represent, through the guise of explicit sex scenes, is that sweet, innocent first encounter of love. In a film filled with blatant sexual harassment in the workplace *cough* the Prime Minister and his ‘Assistant’ *cough*, John and Judy have got the perfect relationship blend of consent and boundaries. They offer a realistic view of how

What they truly represent, through the guise of explicit sex scenes, is that sweet, innocent first encounter

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Tyneside Cinema has loads to offer this festive season, let's unwrap what they're showing

y dad and I have a Christmas tradition where we watch It's a Wonderful Life together. It is always just the two of us, because no one else in the family can handle the fact that it is black and white, or the fact that we insist on doing the worst Jimmy Stewart impressions throughout. Watching the film with him has given me some of my favourite Christmas memories, and it's something I look forward to every year, but this year it will be even more special as we get to watch it on the big screen.

I personally can't think of anything better than drinking prosecco and watching a young Jude Law

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very storyline in Love Actually is hilarious (and sometimes heartbreaking) in its own way. Certainly, I will never get over Emma Thompson crying to Joni Mitchell

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His character peaks with the hilarious dancing scene to 'Jump' in her bedroom (I’m still salty towards Alan Rickman). But Hugh Grant’s velvety voice begins, and ends, the film. And so, his, and Martine McCutcheon’s, plotline in the Christmas classic is my favourite. Grant’s Tony Blair parody of a prime minister has one of the most iconic scenes in the film when he tells the cocky (and creepy) president of America to “do one” on national TV. With his reference to 9/11 at the start, and the context of the Iraq war when the film came out, his refusal to be ‘bullied’ by America would have resonated with audiences. And, the fact that he’s defending Natalie’s honour just adds to the charm! McCutcheon’s character, from

‘the dodgy end’ of Wandsworth, uncontrollably swears when she meets her boss, introducing her as a relatable character. Similarly, David’s crush on Natalie makes him appear the ‘normal’ leader, as Blair was perceived (at first!). And his excuse that it seems ‘elitist and wrong’ not to get to know her is endearing (“the SAS are absolutely charming”!). His character peaks with the hilarious dancing scene to ‘Jump’, which Grant had to have a closed set for because he was so embarrassed! And he challenges the early 2000s female body image“would we call her chubby?” (she’s not!)

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Hugh Grant opens the film by telling us love is around, Emma and Alan show what love can actually involve children and with her friend, Daniel (as played by Liam Neeson). The love that Alan and Emma’s characters portray is typical British wit, exchanging sarcasm in

Watching Emma’s character cry in her room, on the surface, seems disappointing in the expression of love, but it’s their relationship that portrays the truth behind difficulties in marriage. Hugh Grant opens the film by telling us “love is actually, all around” and Emma and Alan show what love can actually involve.

This year we have booked to see it at Tyneside cinema and I certainly can't wait to see the classic film in the beautiful, original newsreel theatre, even if it does mean fewer impressions. If like the rest of my family, black and white isn't for you, then Tyneside is offering a great range of other Christmas movies. There are a number of classic family favourites, with screenings of Elf,, The Polar Express and even the option Elf of a Home Alone double bill. Alternatively, if romantic comedies are more your thing then there is the classic 1940’s rom-com The Shop Around The Corner - a film later remade as You’ve Got Mail - or a boozy ‘popcorn and prosecco’ viewing of The Holiday.. I personally can't think of anything Holiday better than drinking prosecco and watching a young Jude Law. The one I am absolutely gutted to be missing is White Christmas, Christmas, the cheesy Bing Crosby film that would've made for perfect Christmas Eve viewing for any fans of romance or musicals. Or if instead, if you fancy a less in your face, full-on Christmas films, then maybe the showings of Die Hard, Hard, Batman Returns or The Nightmare Before Christmas (which I would argue is a Halloween film) would be more up your street. With all of these and so many more, it is easy for everyone to find an opportunity for a festive cinema trip. But, if you do go and see It’s a Wonderful Life on the 18th of December, I can only apologize for any impressions you hear.

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It is with Alan’s (formally known as) “office tart” that we were prepared to fight for Emma Thompson as a nation. Now one of the most well-known cinematic moments in Britain, Emma Thompson crying to Joni Mitchell, became one of the forefront storylines of Love Actually. We grow to love Emma’s character, Karen, through her satirical motherly role she has with her

replacement of romance found in other storylines; a representation of true contemporary British marriage. The moment when Emma excitedly opens the Joni Mitchell album on Christmas eve in front of her children is one that sticks out to every British viewer who has seen Love Actually. We all knew at that moment who the necklace was for. Image: IMDB

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Review: Single All The Way (PG) Michael Duckworth - Gaming sub-ed

Netflix's latest Christmas film, does Single All The Way jingle our bells?

ampy, colourful and an instant classic, Netflix’s latest festive rom-com is a wholesome and comfortable Christmas watch. Grab a hot chocolate and copious blankets and leave all your worries at the door as this film takes your hand and leads you through a perfect fantasy wintry gay romance. Single All the Way may stand out with its LGBTQ leads but it is still undeniably a cheesy bog-standard Hallmark Christmas film. Peter (Michael Urie) is heading home from LA to his family in New Hampshire, bringing along his best friend Nick (Philemon Chambers) to pretend to be his boyfriend in order to avoid the constant single-shaming from his family. And like every fanfiction ever written they discover they actually were in love with each other all along. Despite its painfully predictable plotline, this film carves its niche by being a truly and thoroughly gay film. Firstly, it features a cast of gay icons: Kathy Najime of Hocus Pocus fame; Jennifer Robertson who plays the delightful Jocelyn in Schitt's Creek and of course the star of the show, Jennifer Coolidge. Secondly, it makes a host of wonderfully niche and specific references to all sorts of things co-opted as queer culture, with my personal

favourite being Peter quoting Madeline Kahn in the cult classic Clue with the iconic line “flames... on the side of my face”. All these little winks and nudges to the queer audience are demonstrative of the film's place and purpose- this is a film made by gay people for gay people. I would speculate that most straight audience members would see this film as little more than your average Hallmark movie with the female love interests copy-pasted out with male ones. But for those who have immersed themselves in queer culture, there is much more to love. Single All the Way makes no missteps in capturing that wintry queer romance it promises, around every turn is a heart-warming or hilarious moment of embarrassing family affection or campy melodrama. Even the films central tension, a love triangle between Peter, Nick and Peter’s blind date James stirs about as much drama as you’d find in a John Lewis Christmas ad. But there’s value in simplicity and Single All the Way knows what it wants to accomplish and it accomplishes it, the tone is consistently relaxed throughout and every character is suitably silly and over the top (especially Jennifer Coolidge, she gives everything you’d expect from her and more). Peters relationship with his family is adorable and they all rib each other in very believable and relatable ways, Peter’s relationship with his nieces is especially touching as their distant but loving “Guncle”. With a rather safe and predictable plot, this film may not be to everyone's taste. I would understand another viewer calling it too cheesy or too cliché, but as the cold winter nights role in sometimes, you just need a good slice of cheese with a heaping portion of romantic clichés to fill you up with festive cheer.

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Preview: The Tragedy of Macbeth Selin Hasan

While the stoy of Macbeth isn't particularly joyful, Joel Coen's solo debut is coming out this festive season...

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The tension and ominosity that Shakespeare's Macbeth is known for is in the right hands

climb to power. The trailer doesn’t show much, except that the film was shot in black and white and includes mysterious shots of Macbeth and Banquo, Lady Macbeth, the three witches, and one of a crown being lifted from the ground. One of the witches’ voices can be heard saying, “by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” Not that a reason is needed to trust that Denzel can handle Shakespeare, but his performance in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) left viewers waiting for the day he plays in Shakespeare again. Frances McDormand, known for her strong-willed characters (and four Oscars), was an ideal choice to play the ruthless and wicked Lady Macbeth. Joel Coen directing by himself without his brother is a first for him, but his working with A24 will unarguably be a sight to behold- the two are behind Fargo (1996) and No Country for Old Men (2007) so even though he is working alone on this one, the tension and ominosity that Shakespeare’s Macbeth is known for is in the right hands. Image: IMDB

of Blood (1957) and Goold’s Macbeth (2010) I didn’t think the prospect of another Macbeth film would be exciting - I was wrong. The film will follow the story of Lord and Lady Macbeth’s descent into insanity as they try to

What makes a good Christmas film? Emma Leask

art of the joy of Christmas is rewatching all the festive films. From Love Actually to Elf Elf,, to Home Alone and The Holiday, Holiday, it’s always the same films which appear on the TV every year. But what is that makes these films so Christmassy, and so watchable every December? A major factor in a Christmas film being festive is the atmosphere. Regardless of the plot and characters, if there are fairy lights and snow, it generates the perfect ambience to be classed as a festive film. Seeing the characters walking around a town with shops featuring wonderful Christmas displays, and there being Christmas trees and roaring fires in the house evokes the cosy, joyous vibe associated with Christmas. This can mean that certain films which aren’t necessarily about Christmas can feel festive, like Die Hard and even Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone. A Christmas film isn’t complete without the plot featuring the magic of Christmas. Usually, it’s the Christmas spirit bringing a family back together, or helping a character’s development. There’s also the theme of believing in Father Christmas and Christmas magic which reminds the audience of their childhood excitement over the festive season. A Christmas film usually shows the main character the power of their belief, which may involve an element of redemption. The Christmas spirit often plays a part in teaching the protagonist a

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n recent years, we have seen an influx of LGBTQ+ Christmas films, but for me, one in particular always stands out. Set against the backdrop of the Christmas season in early 1950s New York City, Carol follows the forbidden love affair of Carol (Cate Blanchett) and Therese (Rooney Mara). With slow-burn romance, a phenomenal wardrobe and just the right amount of mid-century nostalgia, six years after its first release, this film remains as breathtaking as ever. This sapphic period drama begins with a flashback as Therese begins her shift at Frankenberg’s Department Store, where she staffs a doll counter. Here we meet Carol, a dazzlingly glamourous older woman who, I can’t deny, is a huge factor in my undying love for this film. Therese recommends a train set for Carol’s daughter and the pair’s tentative romance begins, catalysed by a sensual subplot involving lost gloves. From this point on, we follow a series of meetings between the women, who assume a comfortable intimacy with one another almost immediately. Blanchett and Mara’s onscreen chemistry is undeniable as we follow Carol

and Therese shopping for a Christmas tree and driving through snow-covered landscapes while listening to the radio. Tender moments between the pair contrast their wintery surroundings, imbuing Carol and Therese’s romance with a Christmassy feel free of cliché. The pair’s flirtation begins subtly, however, and the women remain relatively emotionally alienated from one another, despite their closeness. In Carol Carol,, contemporary social pressures are inextricable from the relationship unfolding onscreen. Under the ever-present watchful eye of 1950s American society, tension builds, giving way to the perfect unexpected crescendo when the protagonists’ feelings for one another are finally revealed. This is not to say that the social context of the era is idealised; rather, it is Carol Carol’s’s clever combination of realism and romance that draws me in. Grainy shots reflect this balance of nostalgia and naturalism, while a soundtrack combining a classical score, a sprinkling of Christmas songs and songs from the era perfectly matches the emotional highs and lows of the film. In this coming-of-age story, neither authenticity nor glamour is sacrificed in what is a beautiful exploration of the pain and joy of queer love.

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lesson, helping them change their ways and fully embrace the most magical time of the year. Whilst some Christmas films may have some emotional moments, a film that is too sad may not create the right type of emotions to be considered a Christmas film. There has to be a balance of happy and sad moments, with the ending possibly being bittersweet but ultimately creating feelings of optimism and hope. Christmas also needs to be the central point of the film, because if it is merely something happening in the background, the theme might not be strong enough to class the film as being Christmassy.

Their familiarity creates a wonderful feeling of nostalgia, perfect for re-watching Considering it’s the spirit of the festive holiday which drives the plot forward, without this, the film lacks the element of magic needed to be Christmassy. It’s easy to see why the classic Christmas films that are popular each year are the best of the bunch to this day. They perfectly combine the magic of Christmas with a fun, heart-warming plot. Their familiarity creates a wonderful feeling of nostalgia, perfect for re-watching. They embody that cosy, merry feeling audiences seek when watching a Christmas film.

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Is Gaming a Christmas family tradition?

survey by marketing company CenturyLink suggests that 55% of Generation Z gamers want to make gaming a family tradition. However, I'd argue that it's not a particularly new idea--many generations have utilized gaming as a way to come together. I personally have a lot of great family gaming memories. As I've written about before, playing Myst and its sequels was an evening staple for me and my dad (who, let's be honest, was the one solving all the puzzles). These games were such a big part of my life that my first real creative writing project was a 'play' (read: about 30 pages of incoherent jokes and sketches with no plot) based on the third game in the franchise. Beyond video games, I've spent many winter evenings playing card games with my aunt, uncle

and cousins, such as Uno and The Mind. On the other side of the family, we've come together over Codenames, Pictionary and homemade 'telephone Pictionary' (there is a purchasable version of this called Telestrations). Most of these are games I was taught how to play by older relatives, so this isn't a new idea. Games have been around for thousands of years and have timeless appeal. They provide a way for family members to challenge themselves and engage in friendly competition. Games such as Dungeons and Dragons combine this concept with storytelling, an even older art.

The idea of a gaming tradition is not really about 'Generation Z' and their silly new TikToks and teen trends.

Just as listening to podcasts in the den is pretty similar to what any family with the luxury of a radio has been doing since the early 20th century, family gaming is nothing new. I think surveys like this which focus on the socalled 'generation gap' are mostly trying to farm clicks by producing controversy rather than focusing on what generations have in common. After all, the survey also found that many parents enjoyed playing games with their kids--implying that the idea of a gaming tradition is not really about 'Generation Z' and their silly new TikToks and teen trends. Rather, it is indicative of a cultural shift as families who can afford new technologies adopt them as a leisure activity. The age-old gaming tradition is nothing new, it's simply broadened to include new formats.

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types mean a lot to me for their ability to bring my family together – I even asked for more board games this year! Regardless of what these games are, I know for a fact they will result in afternoons of chaos and will help create memories for years to come.

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aming, both traditional and more modern, is a tradition within my family home which I truly cherish. Whether it is losing our respective sanities playing Monopoly or constantly losing to my brother at Battlefront, I always have a laugh and come away feeling closer with my family. Board games have been a staple in my life since before I can remember – from playing convoluted games such as Mouse Trap to the more simplistic Snakes and Ladders, I enjoyed them all. Trips to my Grandparents was a treat since I’d be able to dig out the board games my dad and uncle played when they were younger and demand a game. My enthusiasm for board games certainly hasn’t died, although today these games tend to revolve between Cluedo, Steal the Crown Jewels, Trivial Pursuit a n d

Monopoly. I am unsure if my family share the same passion for board games as I do, but they have yet to say no to a game! Playing board games also means selecting music. One afternoon, we only listened to the Wurzels. An odd choice of music and yet it is a fond memory. Online gaming is a tradition as well, although one I share with my brother instead of the entire family. We were gifted a Wii in our childhood, which resulted in hundreds of hours playing games such as Wii Sports Resorts and Lego Star Wars. Most of our games for the Wii were cooperative, we rarely used the console for single player use. Whilst the Wii remotes no longer work, we have since been playing coop games on the PS4. Battlefront and Lego Avengers have been our go-to games, accompanied by music ranging from Britney Spears to Bruno Mars and Nickelback. Clearly, eclectic music choices and gaming goes hand in hand in my household. It truly makes the gaming experience more memorable. My brother is less fond of gaming nowadays, which makes me treasure all our time playing in the past and present even more; It is a sign of a bond which I care for deeply. Games of all

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021, has been a hard year for games, as pandemic induced delays began to be felt, making new releases sparse even as launches blend together. A difficult time to hold an awards ceremony then, but the show must go on It’s difficult to discern then if the Golden Joysticks feel tarnished due to these unique circumstances, or because winners don't quite match the forerunners standard. There is nothing on show for which I think, I simply must play that, or can recall the big splash it made on launch. Instead, it's simply “That was this year?”

The Golden Joysticks are voted for by the public, and it's this hollowing-esque apathy that has certainly affected the voter base, shrinking it substantially, which combined with few releases, allow fangroups to steamroll - of course if RE:Village wins two awards, the fans are going to vote Capcom as best studio, and earning Capcom the triple kill . As for Maggie Robertson (Lady Dimitrescu) winning best performer, you will find no complaints from me - that is a moment I can certainly remember. Sony fans win with two exclusives, Ghost of Tsushima’s DLC (I swear that game came out 2 years ago) and Ratchet and Clank's visuals. These two are big examples of bizarre nominations, as 2020 GotY Outer Wilds’ DLC released this year and went unmentioned, and somehow Hitman 3 thieved Sable's nomination for best visuals. The worst example of egregious nominating was in the main event - best game of all time. For this, a selection of games from across time are nominated, with Dark Souls emerging victorious. But was it even going to lose? It was easily the most modern ‘genre defining game’ - in the way

that it defined a new genre, not the oft-bandied around term that means formulaic of its genre but its pretty (IGN), so even when set against old blood FPS Doom, its relevance wins out. Aside from Zelda, Minecraft and Halo, it was very much Dark Souls versus a bunch of games people know are classics (Fight!), but have never personally played or had any connection to. Some heavy hitters were noticeably absent too, for as much as we mock, Skyrim and Fortnite cast collossal shadows, and are certainly deserving of a nomination. Perhaps ultimately it comes down to the platform divide, forcing nominations to be spread evenly, even while voters only have access to a subset of games. Certainly there are issues with the Golden Joysticks, but if my easter eggs in this article prove my love for the medium, it is important to be able to vote and show that passion to the creators that inspire it.

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But the radio have started the Christmas playlist.

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Bublé has defrosted. Band Aid are raising money, And by now the songs are exhausted.

The streets have been lit up For almost a month. And the late night shoppers Are panic buying all the presents.

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All aboard: a decisively nonspecific theme in 2012, but joyous nonetheless, and certainly appealing to the inner child in all of us

For the Christmas plays and events.

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Your mum takes out The turkey from the oven. Whilst grandma tries to intervene. The presents have been opened, The toys have been played with, And Hugh Grant is dancing on the screen.

The feeling of being full, After indulging on roast potatoes,

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The tree is still bright, On Christmas Day night, Before you take down the decorations, For another year.

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2017s window took on a 'Paddington' theme, taking many cutscenes from both book and film!

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Review: The Sorcerer's Apprentice @ Northern Stage

s they tend to say, Christmas is the most magical time of the year. But what if rather than flying reindeer it were flying mops? But what if rather than singing elves it was singing rats? Need not ponder those questions though as they are answered in glorious detail in the hit new play The Sorcerer’s Apprentice! Adapted to the stage by Laura Lindow and directed by Maria Crocker, this fun-filled Christmas tale follows Hatty Rabbit (Beth Crame), a down on her luck kid given a once in a lifetime opportunity, becoming a sorcerer’s apprentice! Despite being based on the classic tale that’s been adapted numerous times before (most notably with the Nicholas Cage 2010 film), this version couldn’t feel further from what has come before it, and I mean that in the best way possible. It is clear that a lot of heart and soul went into making this, both on and off stage, and the constant smile on my face leads me to believe that paid off.

One of my favourite things about The Sorcerer’s Apprentice is the level of detail put into the costume and set design. Each costume is perfectly tailored to the characters and I don’t mean in size alone; each outfit fully embodies what that character is and complements the mannerisms and style of the actors. Hatty’s chaotic ensemble of bright colours and stripes feels so natural with how chaotic they are themselves and the villain, Canopus Sly (Jessica Johnson), only becomes more sinister and well, sly, with the addition of her suit. As for the set design, it is clear how much time and energy was invested into this and everything is so well thought out. A personal highlight of me was the sorcerer’s workshop which had detail by the bucketload and a cool system of LED piping that snaked through the whole set. The work off stage is only matched by the performances on it. Crame does excellent in the lead role as portraying this fun, lovable, and admittedly quite clumsy girl who you can’t help but root for throughout. Johnson is superb as the antagonist and I relished in every moment she appeared, oozing confidence and power. The cast works so well together and remains composed even when there are a few mishaps. There is a lot to watch during Christmas, but I wholeheartedly recommend The Sorcerer’s Apprentice if you want a jolly good time. Also Horrible Histories’ Rattus Rattus has a new contender for the best rat with Patrick Munday’s Rats.

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Emma Leask hristmas trees are the ultimate statement piece of the festive decorations, and they truly encapsulate the spirit of the holiday season. Christmas decorations are all about the staple items, from the wreath on the front door to the tinsel around the fireplace, and without the tree, the look would not be complete. It’s a feature common in households all around the world, dating back to 16th Century Germany. Not only does the tree itself bring pure festive joy into any home, but it’s also the process of going to choose a tree for yourself, if you get a real one, from the farm. The festive equivalent of Halloween’s pumpkin picking, it’s an important and special Christmas tradition for many. Decorating it with the Christmas classic songs playing in the background is a magical part of the festivities (once you’ve untangled the lights!). And once the tree is up, it makes the room brim with a joyous, merry atmosphere. There’s also the excitement of anticipating the presents that will be found under the tree come Christmas morning. Not only does the tree itself bring pure festive joy into any home, but it’s also the process of going to choose a tree for yourself, if you get a real one, from the farm. The joy of Christmas trees can be

Stocking Fillers: Perfect bookish presents Ruby Taylor

heryl Strayed’s Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar is my go-to gift for all the loves in my life. It’s been a tough year, and with something new and scary seeming to happen everyday, this generous and empathetic memoir is the perfect book to bring a loved one some warmth.

The perfect book for creating the lovely feeling of connectedness at Christmas Written by the author of the bestselling book Wild, Tiny Beautiful Things takes the form of letters to an agony aunt column by Cheryl Strayed, Dear Sugar, and the advice she responds with. She never judges the people who reach out to her but remains completely honest in her answers. She understands that everyone does bad things, but are still worthy of kindness and joy. The book deals with grief, drug use, abortion and many other difficult topics which means it may not be the book for everyone, but since Cheryl Strayed has really been there, she deals with them beautifully. It is the perfect book for creating the lovely feeling of connectedness at Christmas, without being explicitly festive so it can be enjoyed all year round. Despite the difficult topics appearing in this book, it is like a hug from someone who understands all the parts of you that you don’t want to share with the world. A beautiful gift to give to someone you care about.

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seen all around the world, from the huge trees which light up Times Square in New York, to the incredible Christmas Fair in Budapest. Each country has its own decorative traditions, bringing their own unique take on an iconic part of Christmas. As Australia celebrates the festive season in summer, shells often feature on their trees. In Finland, traditional himmeli are used, and these are geometric baubles, traditionally made with straw but now often made of gold or silver-coloured metal. In the Netherlands, home-baked biscuits called kerstkransjes are used and strung together in a wreath. Wherever in the world Christmas is celebrated, trees are sure to feature, and they really are the epitome of the quintessential Christmas festivities.

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he Starless Sea by Erin Morgernstern is the perfect gift for any book-lover this Christmas. The lesser known little sister of the infamous The Night Circus, this novel is a dazzling fantastical adventure into an underground library, where nothing is as it seems. A love letter to literature and storytelling, Morgernstern’s novel follows Zachary Ezra Rawlins on his adventure to The Starless Sea, as he finds a little love and magic on his way. I wouldn’t recommend this for people who read a book solely for the plot, as it’s true that very little in this book makes sense at first glance. Full of dreamy metaphors and intersecting narratives, this is an ode to the people who spent their childhoods in bookstores. Mysterious doors, floating keys and bees that never show their faces are just part of what make this novel so beautifully magical. It’s the perfect Christmas gift for any reader in your life.

Christmas with Luna Lovegood

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ook characters are sadly fictional in most cases. However, if they were real, they would be a joy to have around - especially in the holiday season. For me personally, there's no one I'd rather have around at Christmas than a character from the Harry Potter universe. Specifically, I'd love to spend this time of year with none other than Luna Lovegood. The aura she has is just pure joy. From 'Nargles' to the iconic line 'You're just as sane as I am', Luna is an extra layer of magic in an already magical universe. This is why she'd be amazing to spend Christmas with. You can bet she'd have wacky Christmas traditions that you'd never have heard of and bake eerily specific foods to share with family and friends. Besides, you'd be in Hogwarts after all! Perhaps you could go and feed some Thestrals in the forbidden forest and play hide and seek on the grounds before heading back to the great hall for a Christmas feast. You truly couldn't beat a Christmas with Luna despite being a little on the eccentric side, she's a shining light of happiness that would make for the best season ever.

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The Courier's sports writers pick their highlights from an eventful year of sport.

January: The Dakar Rally The year started off with a bang in the Jeddah desert, with two weeks of pure, exhilarating off-road racing to enjoy. With the Dakar’s long history spanning over 40 years, there were plenty of big names attracted back to the iconic rally. Veterans Carlos Sainz and Nasser AlAttiyah returned to challenge with a few stage wins each, but both failed to take the final title. Stéphane Peterhansel was able to hold his record number of 14 Dakar titles, meanwhile, Argentina also did well with two winners for bikes and quads. Next year will be one to watch, with Rosberg Extreme E driver Molly Taylor and MotoGP winner Danilo Petrucci being slated to make their debuts. - Castor Chan Sports sub-ed

Italy and France and ultimately finishing fifth. There was (sociallydistanced) partying on the streets of Cardiff though as Wales came out as champions. They narrowly missed out on a grand slam, however, with their only loss coming in their final game against runners up, France. - Peter Bath Head of Sports

April: The Boat Race

This year, The Boat Race moved from its home on the Tideway to the River Great Ouse. Being prefreedom day, social distancing was still necessary, therefore it was held in the small City of Ely - the home of Cambridge University's boat club. The atmosphere was very different, with no crowds allowed along the river bank. The course was Image: @ManCity via Twitter a considerably smaller, three miles, with Cambridge University taking the (arguably, close) win by almost a length. This is their third consecutive win, and their 85th win since records began in 1829. - Gabbi de Boer Relationships sub-ed

May: Manchester City win the Premier League

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February: Australian Open We then swing into February with the highly anticipated Australian Open. It is the first Majors tournament to truly kick off the ATP and WTA tours, and usually goes on through January. Djokovic was able to start his (unsuccessful) bid for a calendar Grand Slam - where one person wins all four major tournaments in one season - and was also able to defend his title from last year. Naomi Osaka was the women’s singles winner, and she clinched her fourth Grand Slam win in front of Melbourne. The Serbian’s attendance for next year has been cast in doubt as 2022 players will be under a vaccine mandate, but Osaka has expressed her desire to return soon after her hiatus. - Katie Siddall Sports sub-ed

March: Six Nations With Spring came the Six Nations. As with most things this year, COVID had an impact, with the tournament beginning just months after the delayed 2020 Six Nations had finished, and all games being played behind closed doors. England, the previous champions, had a poor tournament, only beating

Singles against Matteo Berrettini. Diede De Groot won Ladies' Wheelchair Singles, and notably ranks first in both singles and doubles. Ashleigh Barty, also top-ranked in singles, won the Ladies' Singles. Joachim Gerard won the Gentlemen's Wheelchair Singles. In doubles, Desirae Krawczyk won Mixed Doubles. Elise Mertens won Ladies' Doubles and Mate Pavic won Gentlemen's Doubles. Gordon Reid and Jordanne Whiley won Gentlemen's and Ladies' Wheelchair Doubles respectively. These players came from Serbia, Italy, the Netherlands, Australia, Belgium, the US, Croatia and the UK to vie for these legendary titles. Although the pandemic no doubt made it difficult to plan and execute the event, the tennis world's best players still performed admirably in this year's championships.

Manchester City secured their fifth Premier League title last season after finishing top of the table above Manchester United with 86 points. A successful summer transfer window brought in the likes of defender Rúben Dias and winger Ferran Torres. Early defeat to Tottenham left the team with only 12 points after eight matches. In a season like no other due to the pandemic, Manchester City were able to turn it around and outperform their opponents and secure the league trophy.

Manchester City were able to turn it around and secure the league trophy.

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July: Euro "2020" Finals

After a slow start including a draw against Scotland, Gareth Southgate's England found their way to their first-ever Euro final. Despite falling short in an agonising penalty shootout, the Three Lions galvanised the nation into dreams of football coming home. With a tangibly bright team spirit and a potentially world-class generation of

Despite falling short in an agonising penalty shootout, the Three Lions galvanised the nation into dreams of football coming home.

August: Tokyo Olympics This year, I think the real sporting highlight has to be Tom Daley's Gold Medal achievement. Thirteen years after his Olympic debut, Daley walked away from the Tokyo "2020" Olympics with a gold medal in the 10m synchro alongside Matty Lee, which finishes off his collection of previously won medals. However, while this is a fantastic achievement for Team GB, I think what we remember the most from the Olympic Games was Daley's poolside knits! What became a pretty iconic moment in Olympic history, merely started as a pastime for Daley. The country became just as obsessed with Daley's knits as they did with the Olympics themselves, and the question on everyones minds was "what on earth is he making?". Not only did Daley walk away from the Games with the Gold, but also a purple dog jumper for his K9 friend! - Meg Howe Head of Life and Style

September: The Great North Run In September of 2021, the Great North Run made its return to the streets of Newcastle after being halted in Covid purgatory during 2020. The world's biggest half-marathon attracts a wide array of athletes and spectators every year with families across the city supporting friends, family and strangers in their attempts, many of whom take the opportunity to raise money for a variety of good causes. The event closes many of the streets around Newcastle and Gateshead across the river and often attracts some of the world's best, this year being won by British olympian Marc Scott.

October: Newcastle Takeover The big news on Tyneside this year was the takeover of Newcastle United by a Saudi-backed consortium. The deal was worth £300 million. It has resulted in excitement from Magpies fans, due to the end of the unpopular Mike Ashley regime and the huge spending power the club now has. However, there has been opposition from within the Premier League and from human rights organisations due to the consortium's ties to the Saudi royal family.

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June: Wimbledon

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With victories over the likes of Everton and Liverpool, Pep Guardiola’s team went on to have 11 straight away wins which equalled records. Ending tenpoints clear of second place, City secured their third Premier League title in four years.

Running from 28 June to 11 July, the annual Wimbledon Championships graced the television screens of tennis fans worldwide. What happened, and who won? Top-ranking singles player Novak Djokovic won the Gentleman's

talent, England's prospects of success have been reignited. Euro "2020" may be looked back on as a missed chance at glory, but it could also be seen as a stepping stone to success. 2018 they clutched a semi-final. 2021, secondplace. In 2022, can England go one further?

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October (Muslim's version): MPNLM Castleball Championships In October, in a small town in Hampshire, in an annual ceremony the details of which the locals keep close, three dozen competitors stanced up for the 2021 MPNLM Castleball Championships. Thousands turned up in person and even more tuned in online for one of sport’s most riveting yearly events. Tensions were high and security was out in full force in anticipation of Castleball’s notoriously rowdy fanbase. 2020’s competitions resulted in 3 injuries, a significant drop from 2019’s statistics. It was an especially fierce competition this year, with 2 successive world records for quickest door-jump being set and broken. Ultimately, the delegation from Manchester, led by star Moat-Straddler Jim Whelmsley won out, but really, it was the dedicated and lion-hearted fans of the sport that won. - Muslim Taseer Deputy editor

November: T20 World Cup

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Despite South Africa beating England, England made it through to the semifinals of the T20 to play New Zealand. England were firm favourites of the tournament, with some magnificent players: Eoin Morgan, Moeen Ali and Jonny Bairstow, to name a few.

It was not written in the stars for England Unfortunately, it was not written in the stars for England as they were knocked out by New Zealand! On November 14th, Australia won the 2021 T20 World Cup against their neighbours, New Zealand. New Zealand started slow until captain Kane Williams posted a wondrous score of 84. The winners started quickly and easily chased down the 172 runs - the only bump in the road for Australia was the wicket that Trent Boult took in the middle of an over. Australia won with 8 wickets (7 balls) remaining. - Castor Chan Sports sub-ed

December: The Hero World Challenge The Hero World Challenge took place over four days at the Albany Golf Club in the Bahamas, where the 18-hole par 72 course was established in 1961. Norwegian Viktor Hovland, with a total of -18, won the purse of $3,500,000. Hovland has won two titles in his last two starts and is known to have one of the best drives in the world due to averaging 300-plus yards off the tee. England’s own Rory McIlroy came 18th in the competition with a not-soimpressive score of -6. - Katie Siddall Sports sub-ed

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WTA announces it will stop tennis tournaments in China Jess Bradbury -Film sub-editor

Concerns about Peng Shuai have lead the WTA to suspend tournaments in China.

ollowing a long high-profile row with Beijing over Peng’s wellbeing, WTA chairman Steve Simon made the announcement in a statement distributed by the tour. It comes after the Grand Slam winner dropped out of public view following allegations made against former vicepresident Zhang Gaoli in a social media post, which was subsequently taken down minutes after being posted. In his statement, Simon said: “if we walk away from what we have requested, what we are telling the world is that not addressing sexual assault with the respect and seriousness that it requires is ok, and it is just not.” The aforementioned request included a full and transparent investigation into Peng’s claims, and for evidence to

be provided that showed no harm had come to her well-being. His statement continued: “I don’t see how I can ask our athletes to compete there when Peng Shuai is not allowed to communicate freely and has seemingly been pressured to contradict her allegation of sexual assault. Given the current state of affairs, I am also greatly concerned about the risks that all of our players and staff could face if we were to hold events in China in 2022”. The chairman has the full support of the WTA Board of Directors in his decision. China typically hosts around 10 women’s tennis tournaments each year, including the prestigious WTA Finals which had been scheduled to be held there for the next decade. The country is a source of vast quantities of income for various sports entities around the world, including the International Olympic Committee (IOC) in Switzerland. Beijing is set to host the Winter Olympics beginning on the 4th February 2022, with the president of the committee claiming he had spoken with Peng in a video call last month. The IOC has not released a video or transcript of the conversation, saying only that Bach reported that Peng was well. In a statement, they said she appeared to be “doing fine” and that she had re-

quested privacy. No information as to how the call was arranged has been released. Critics have suggested that Peng would not have been present in the IOC call if she was truly free to speak. The International Tennis Federation (ITF) has said in a statement that it stands in support of all women’s rights. However, the governing board of men’s tennis, The Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP), has been criticised for

Inspiration behind the nickname? The nickname comes from school growing up where it was used ironically as I wasn’t very good at football or any sports really, so I thought about time to reclaim the nickname and give my own spin on it. How do you think your performance was throughout the three rounds? Round 1 was tough as I was trying to work out what I could get away with without getting hit and I always find I’m a lot more nervous before I’ve been hit a couple times to activate the adrenaline. Round 2 I was already absolutely shattered, so I thought I was screwed completely but after he hit me a couple times I found some anger and aggression to motivate me into being the one punching and not getting punched. As this point I saw more tiredness in him so I just started going for him but made sure to leave something for round 3.

injuries was fantastic. But yeah just a true movie moment for me, I can’t really put into words how it feels to have your arm lifted like that and knowing it was all worth it. Were you carrying any good luck charms or superstitions? (In translation of what was on everyone’s mind that night: did the mullet help?) I always wear my grandfather’s necklace that I inherited when he passed away and it has always motivated me to dig deeper and push harder knowing he’s watching over me. He was an incredible man and if I can be half the man he was I’ll have done him proud so that provides a lot of my drive and motivation. The mullet definitely helped as it always has to make me relax a little bit as if I’m not taking myself too seriously I’ll just have a better time. I will say the fringe element of it has led me to getting punched as I can’t see anything, so maybe long term for boxing it would need taming. What was your favourite moment of the night? Hard to just give one favourite moment of the night, but hugging Henry after he had won his fight and

not following in the same direction as the WTA. Eighteen-time Grand Slam champion Martina Navratilova was among the tennis players who have criticised this response, tweeting that she didn’t believe the same statement would have been released had Peng been male. Britain’s Liam Brody was also among the critics, saying that the response was full of fluff and “absolutely embarrassing”.

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Interview with Fight Night winner Finn Mawer Castor Chan

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had the privilege of sitting down with one of our most recent Fight Night winners, Finn Mawer, for a little chat. Also dubbed ‘the Destroyer’ or ‘the mullet man’ that night, he pulled off a win by decision against Adam Georghiou. Read on to find out Finn’s strengths and weaknesses, how winning felt and the reason behind the mullet. What sort of training did you get signing up? The training for the first two weeks was technique based and allowed us to get a bit of a grip, then from two weeks in most sessions were sparring based with feedback after the fighting to work on what we did wrong. Sparring was the most useful part of the training as it gave us some real experience of going up against each other and managing the emotions of a fight. How prepared were you going into the ring, and what did you think your strengths and weaknesses were? I don’t think I could ever be fully mentally prepared, going into that ring I disassociated quite heavily but managed to keep my head in the game. In terms of boxing preparation I think I was fairly ready for a counterpunch style fight but the reality of the fight required me to be the aggressor which was not something I had prepared for nearly as much. Fitness-wise I was massively underprepared, it was the most exhausting thing I’ve ever done and I was running on empty after the first round. I think my strengths were definitely my foot work, speed and reach (also my overall drive and my mullet). I had no shortage of weaknesses though, as being quite small in frame meant I don’t have much meat on the bone to take any punches, and if you watch the fight I also have a shocking habit of throwing diabolical right hooks which never hit and leave me so exposed haha!

I always wear my grandfather’s necklace and it has always motivated me to push harder knowing he’s watching over me. Then knowing it was my last round I just gave it everything and tried to make sure he didn’t get a moment's rest as I thought this way I could solidify my victory by keeping him on the back foot all round. Each round felt about a year long I will say, so always try and keep more energy reserves for the 2nd and 3rd than you think you need. Can you describe what you felt when you won? The unbridled joy and relaxation I felt upon winning was completely encompassing. In that moment everything just melted away and knowing all that effort paid off and that I had got away without any proper

after I won mine and us knowing all that training we did together paid off was a great moment. Getting home and just sitting around with all my friends that came to support me, everyone just in a good mood and chatting away like back to normality was lovely too as it felt like I could properly relax again. Lastly, any advice for people thinking about trying fight night, and will you be back? Don’t sign up if you aren’t going to give the process 100% effort for your own sake as well as everyone else involved. I would also say that overall the process itself is very rewarding as a whole, but during it, it is stressful, exhausting and definitely not fun so be prepared to have bad days. I definitely plan to keep boxing casually just for the cardio and the addicting adrenaline rush, but I don’t think I’ll be doing Fight Night again this academic year as it’s extremely time-consuming and I wouldn’t be able to commit to it again without getting chronically behind on uni work or disregarding my social life for another 8 weeks. Image: Castor Chan

Cross Country: Strong NUAXC Performances at Leeds Relays

Will Brockman

n Saturday 4th December, a small group from the Newcastle University Athletics and Cross Country club headed south for the annual Leeds Relays. Fuelled by some boujee M&S sandwiches collected at the Wetherby service station, one of which was described by NUAXC athlete Michael Burgess as ‘the best sandwich he’d ever had’, we arrived in Leeds ready to take on a relatively flat yet water-logged course. First off was the women’s race, which featured one team from Newcastle. Shona Haston was on first-leg duty and did a stellar job of getting the team off to a good start; her individual time of 12:03 was the 28th fastest overall. Next up was Phoebe Cave, the rower-turned-runner, who managed to avoid Newcastle University Rowing Team’s training weekend of hell by making the trip down to Leeds. This was a win-win situation for both Phoebe and NUAXC as she sustained Shona’s strong start before handing it over to club captain Stephy Puxty. Stephy led by example and brought the team home to finish a commendable 19th. The women’s race was shortly followed by the men’s race, which featured two teams from Newcastle. Alex Stokes, hyped by the prospect of seeing Bicep live in Manchester that evening, led off for Newcastle A and was hard to miss after smothering his face in blue paint. The M&S Christmas sandwich clearly had some nutritional value as Michael (Burgess) gave Newcastle B a strong start and finished closely behind Alex. Next to go were Harry Shingleton and Chris Robinson who both ran strong legs and made light work of the water-logged course. NUAXC were privileged to have a former National Cross Country champion in James Puxty running next, and he didn’t disappoint, taking over from Harry and running a blinder to finish with an individual lap time of 10:28. Meanwhile, Newcastle B were kept in contention after a strong leg from Jamie Styles. The teams were brought home by Ed Pettitt and Will Brockman to finish 19th and 23rd respectively. A big shoutout to Ed who finished with a very strong individual lap time of 10:36. All in all, a great race, which was capped off by a curry and some making use of the free massage chairs in the Leeds Beckett sports centre. Huge thanks to club captain Stephy for organising such a class weekend!

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Monday 13th December 2021

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Rocky Around the Christmas Tree: the last Fight Night of 2021 Mitchell Hall

A ringing endorsement for the last Fight Night of the year.

ight Night returns with its second event in as many weeks, featuring 11 fights across a variety of weight classes and levels of experience. The night featured stoppages, razor thin decisions and all out brawls, with live coverage, commentary and punditry broadcast on NUTV and available to re-watch now on YouTube. The event opened with a bang as two of the heavier competitors clashed in the first fight of the evening. Joel Dormenyo and Jonathan Parr set the tone for aggression early on, rushing each other with fists and clinches, at times threatening to pull each other to the ground as they crashed into each other. A scrappy but thoroughly entertaining beginning, Dormenyo in the blue gloves forced a comfortable decision win from the judges. The pace did not slow down after that, Blue claiming another 2 wins in the form of a decision for Matty Wright after dominating Harrison Wilman for all three rounds, and the night's first stoppage as Finn Sheenan dropped opponent Phil Sharkey with a right hand in the second for the TKO victory. The first women’s fight of the event between Meg ‘the Menace’ and Rosie 'the Boozed and Bruised' Baxter proved to be a relentless war, both sides swinging and landing consistently across the three rounds, with Meg landing the cleaner and harder shots despite her 12kg weight and 5-inch height disadvantage. Ultimately the decision reflected that, the blue corner taking their 4th consecutive victory of

the night as the first interval rolled in. The break did not cause any loss of momentum, however, with the faceoff between Samuel Cochrane and Nam Chau being one of the most explosive of the night. A first-round stoppage in favour of Chau followed his dismantling of his opponent’s guard, and relentless punishment that Cochrane could not keep up with. The next three fights were all similar, brutal battles of attrition that may

have lacked variety but did not lack in intensity. Rahul Binov and Ben Chapman, perhaps the most reserved of all the nights action, was a measured and closely contested fight which Chapman eventually was granted by the referees. Finn Mawer and Adam Georghiou followed this up with an equally even yet more energetic contest which saw both men constantly moving forward and throwing, including a pseudoknockdown against Georghiou, even if

Highlights of the evening: Boxer of the Night: Finn Sheenan

Men’s Fight of the Night: Archie Frank VS Kevon Kelly

Women’s Fight of the Night: Meg ‘The Menace’ VS Rosie Baxter

Representing the Newcastle Uni Ski Society, Sheenan proved his ability as a boxer with a variety of strikes, slipping his opponent's guard by employing a judicious mix of uppercuts, jabs and overhands. The shot that dropped his opponent was a vicious right, and that punch alone would have placed him in contention for this spot. An honourable mention to Nam ‘DK’ Chau who assaulted his counterpart with a barrage of blows for an early stoppage.

The best display of skill of the evening, this head-to-head was tense throughout, the atmosphere held its breath between constant exchanges as the two measured each other up and grew into the bout. It may have lacked a stoppage, but it did not lack in engagement. I hope to see Frank return and perhaps produce a spectacular finish at a future event.

As easy as this decision was made by the unceremonious end to the other women’s fight on the day, this matchup is entirely deserving of its recognition on its own. This was a brutal battle, and was one of the night's most entertaining in all of its scrappy, relentless glory. Both fighters gave every bit of themselves and can be proud of their performances. A special mention to the winner who fought past the considerable physical discrepancy between them to claim a worthy victory.

Joel Dormenyo (Blue) v Jonathan Parr (Red) Image: Castor Chan

gravity and his own balance had more responsibility for it than his opponent. Henry Payne vs Sonny Wade rounded off this cluster with another slugfest, each fighter landing some heavy shots that echoed around the venue, but neither managing to force a stoppage. Payne took the decision, but both men gave their fair share to the fight. The second women’s fight of the night between Abi "Do Not Hesi" Tait and Lottie “the Lunatic” was

a mismatch from the start. Tait was virtually chasing her opponent around the ring before the stoppage in the first, preceding a welcome show of sportsmanship between the two after the bell. The fight serves as a reminder that participating in such an event is no small feat, and the actual situation of facing down someone who wants to dismantle you for 3 rounds is entirely different once you are in the ring. This did not put a hold on the proceedings of course, and the next fight, featuring Archie Frank and the returning Kevon Kelly, was probably the best display of boxing technique of the evening. The confident Kelly returns two weeks after his emphatic knockout victory at the last event, but had much more of a challenge against the lightning-fast Archie Frank. Over three intense rounds, Frank proved too fast for Kelly, nipping in for a few strikes over Kelly’s guard before darting back away from the counter. Kelly lost his footing and ended up on the floor in the first, and was forced into a brief standing count in the second, combining for a surprisingly comfortable win for Frank. The final fight of the day included Jack Punkett and Leo Barber, with Punkett appearing the more confident from early in the first right through the fight. A standing count against Barber foreshadowed the inevitable, with him capitulating in the third to end the night’s competition. Regardless of result on the evening, every fighter put their whole into their performance, and can go home with heads held high. The atmosphere throughout was electric no matter who was fighting, and the next event in the new year promises to be more of the same high octane entertainment. Look inside for an interview with Fight Night winner Finn Mawer!

Rahul ‘Razor‘ Binov (Blue) v ‘Big‘ Ben Chapman (Red) Image: Castor Chan

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A Year in Sport

Sports writers give their highlights from 2021’s sporting action. Page 34 Image: Wikimedia Commons

Fight Night

Cross Country

Castor Chan talks to winning boxer Finn Mawer ‘The Destroyer’ Page 35

Will Brockman reports on NUAXC’s efforts in the Leeds Relays Page 35

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