The Knight Times / March 2024 Issue 8

THE KNIGHT TIMES

EHS spring sports look to continue historic SPC Celebration welcomes new Knights

The annual Knight Celebration was held on Wednesday, March 20, from 6:30-8:30 pm in venues across the Episcopal High School campus.

The event honors admitted eighth graders and their families and provides them the opportunity to revisit the facilities and meet with faculty and administration. In addition, the event gave students a chance to celebrate their acceptance and begin new relationships with their peers.

After an introductory welcome in the Underwood Theatre from Head of School Ned Smith and Admission Director Carol Wasden, including testimonies from senior speakers regarding their personal EHS experiences, incoming students and their families had the choice of exploring the USC, Hildebrand Athletic Center, or the Trotter hallways. In the Underwood Student Center, arts coordinators informed the incoming class of the vast choices of arts classes available to them. This included Music, Dance, Theatre, Media Arts, Studio Arts, and Publications. There was also a wide variety of food provided by staff and live presentations from numerous parts of the art department.

In the Hildebrand Athletic Center, each sports program had a coach and current players available to answer questions about participating on an Episcopal sports team.

Last, in Trotter, students could find academic chairs in multiple classrooms where students could learn about the academic courses offered to freshmen and the curricular journeys they may wish to take in their four years.

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Teamwork and dedication have been the focus during unforgettable year

“Following memorable fall and winter seasons in which EHS athletic programs captured an unprecedented number of SPC titles, the spring sports programs look to continue the run. Baseball, softball, girls and boys lacrosse, golf, tennis, and track & field have all prepared for the season and expect to add more hardware to the trophy cases.”

Arts trips allow students to explore their interests

Following Spring Break, students from many arts programs had the opportunity to travel with their fellow classmates and explore their respective arts. Spring Arts Trips left on Thursday, March 21, and returned Sunday, leaving three days to take full advantage of their visit.

The band and orchestra members travelled to Dallas to perform at the prestigious Meyerson Hall, the home of the Dallas Symphony. The performance was in front of members of the Dallas Symphony. Additionally, students attended a symphony concert featuring Amos Lee and witness their wonderful talent and work.

Speaking of the importance of this experience, Mr. Joe Beam, Music Program Coordinator, said, “The comradery and friendships that grow during one of these trips are some of the most critical aspects of the trip, besides our performance and getting to experience the fantastic hall.”

Along the way the group also had the fun chance to enjoy a few extra activities, like Six Flags and Medieval Times.

Those in the photography program had an adventure in Fredericksburg, Texas. From Thursday to Saturday, they hiked scenic sites from the trails of Enchanted Rock and others in the Texas Hill Country. Led by Media Arts teachers Mrs. Kate Philbrick and Mr. Japheth Storlie, photography and photojournalism students experimented

with more advanced techniques such as time lapses and long exposure to capture the starry night sky over the countryside. More historic sites were also visited, including the Lyndon B. Johnson Historical Park and Main Street in downtown.

With the bulk of the performing season done for EHS Onstage, with the exception of upcoming student-directed one acts, students traveled to New Orleans for a unique theatrical experience. They spent three days touring the French Quarter and took a steamboat cruise through the city. Theaterrelated activities included two masterclass acting workshops for students to hone their skills. The group also got to see live mu-

sicals, The Carol King Musical and Jesus Christ Superstar.

Episcopal Dance similarly explored the performance world, taking a trip to New York City. Advanced, Repertory, and IMPACT Dance ensembles toured Broadway and attended two shows, Spamalot and Chicago. Dance workshops were held to take advantage of the wonderful talent in the city. The tour was chaperoned by Ms. Karen Pfeifer, Ms. Lexi Blake, Mrs. Mary Catherine Jackson-Holliday, and Ms. Lauren Cunningham. Of course, they did not miss the chance to see other notable sites in the city, such as Radio City Music Hall and the Metropolitan Museum.

The band and orchestra members took a trip to Dallas, Texas, to see the Dallas Symphony perform at Meyerson Hall. Photo courtesy of Mr. Joe Beam.

Slice of π

ADAM CHOI Guest Writer

Hello, I’m Adam Choi, and I am the Math Club external vice president. March has been marked by both intellectual stimulation and community spirit. A highlight was our celebration of Pi Day and the International Day, a delightful precursor to Pi Day that brought together sweet and savory treats and fun with mathematics.

During lunch, EHS was transformed into a vibrant marketplace with tables laden with pi-themed treats as well as an educational platform where students engaged with math games, making math accessible and enjoyable for all. Thank you to all who participated.

If this wasn’t enough, this month we had two teams of five juniors and seniors compete in M3 MathWorks’ consecutive 14-hour math modeling competition. If you recall, we had five teams successfully complete the HiMCM two-week math modeling challenge in the fall and learned one of our teams received honorable mention.

As we look back on this remarkable month, we’re reminded of the joy that mathematics can bring into our lives and the strength of our community. Math Club officer elections will take place at our April 10 meeting right after school in Anderson Lecture Hall. You can follow @ ehsmathclub on Instagram and Twitter for more Math Club information and updates.

VANESSA REED Staff Writer

At Episcopal, we take pride in standing out in the community, not only our students but also faculty.

Mrs. Jenny Cantrell, Director of Academic Assistance, has recently decided to write a children’s book. The story is about a puppy named Bo who starts school and loves it at first. He then discovers that he has trouble learning to read and later learns that he has dyslexia.

Dyslexia is a learning disorder that involves difficulty in reading and decoding words. Although struggling at first, Bo learns that it is okay to be different. With perseverance and grit, Bo learns that he will be just fine with his learning disability.

Mrs. Cantrell states that her love for writing started in middle school when she

and her friends would hang out and write stories together. She says that she decided to write because she loves writing and has always wanted to write a children’s book. She was inspired by her students and children to write the book. Due to working with many students struggling with dyslexia as well as both of her children, Mrs. Cantrell really wanted to write a story that spoke to their journey.

She states that the most important aspect of writing a book is that “you have a great story to tell.”

It took a great deal of rewriting and editing, but she has always had a passion for writing. Her creative writing teacher in high school influenced her to keep writing in college.

At UT Austin, Mrs. Cantrell wrote for the Daily Texan. Writing has been a passion she continues to pursue over the years.

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THE SPIRITUAL LIFE

Guest Writer

What is justice, and how does faith inform our sense of justice? We asked several students and faculty members for their thoughts, and this is what we learned:

First of all, a lived faith is more than belief alone. A lived faith is reflected in what we say and what we do. The Episcopal baptismal covenant asks us, “Will you strive for justice and peace among all people, and respect the dignity of every human being?” Striving means working hard, exerting ourselves, toward an end goal. Being a Christian, therefore, doesn’t mean that we get things right all the time, but it does mean that we strive. We strive for justice and peace among all people. The baptismal covenant’s language

about respecting the dignity of every human being, however, is not included in the phrase about striving. We are simply expected to respect the dignity of every human being, believing we were each created in the spittin’ image of a good and perfect God. Even when we mess up terribly, our deserving of being treated with dignity is not diminished. We, therefore, strive for justice and peace among all people, and we are expected to respect the dignity of every human being.

Where does justice come into the conversation? Justice has to do with treating others with fairness, equity, and impartiality. Striving toward it means work. Consistent work. We don’t treat one person with fairness and call it a day. We keep striving to treat all people with justice. Every day. All the time. Doesn’t that go hand-in-hand with a lived faith?

HOT TAKES

with ANGELINA FERTITTA

Have you ever looked up in the sky and seen the mysterious phenomenon of white trails thousands of feet in the air? Although society is trained to think that the trail left in the sky by aircrafts are water vapor caused by the combustion of jet fuel, there is estimated to be 5% of the American population that believes the trails left in the sky are deliberately sprayed by the government. After reviewing the facts, you might be compelled to agree with the conspiracists.

Doubt has always surrounded the puzzling streaks that are theorized to be intentionally deployed for weather modification and population control. Some have conducted experiments, yielding results seemingly supporting the theorists’ claims. Instances of heightened chemtrail activity often coincide with abrupt climate shifts, raising eyebrows. Though

the notion of weather manipulation may seem far-fetched, practice of weather modification has been in use since the 1940s when scientist Dr. Irving Langmuir pioneered methods to induce precipitation in drought-stricken areas.

Additionally, there have been countless testimonials made by people in which they attribute the toxins from the chemtrails to many health disorders such as respiratory problems, lethargy, memory loss, and weak immune systems. Furthermore, CIA director John Brennan apparently admitted on video that the government is in fact practicing “stratospheric aerosol injection” to reverse global warming. This acknowledgement from Brennan that the government is spraying substances into the air only further hints at potential cover-ups and possibilities that the chemtrail theories hold significant truth.

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Mrs. Jenny Cantrell, Academic Assistance Director, continues her passion for writing with her new children’s book about dyslexia. Photo by Liz Burke.

Faith is more than belief alone, and living up to one’s faith through actions is crucial, especially when striving for justice Photo courtesy of ChristianUnion.org.

Released on March 1, 2024, Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams’ collaborated on the new hit song “Doctor (Work it Out),” which is a vibrant and catchy track that showcases the unique talents of both artists.

This song brought Cyrus and Williams back together after a long ten years. The song features an upbeat and tuneful melody that immediately grabs the listener’s attention. Cyrus’ powerful vocals shine on this track, effortlessly transitioning from smooth verses to a soaring chorus. With Williams’ production blending elements of pop, R&B, and funk to create a sound that is both modern and nostalgic, an upbeat disco vibe that used Cyrus’ rock-pop genre emerged.

The lyrics of “Doctor” are playful, with Cyrus and Williams being one of the top collaborations this past March. “Doctor”

was in the making for a decade as it was apparently cut from Cyrus’ 2013 album, Bangerz.

In early January, Williams teased his fans at a Louis Vuitton fashion show in Paris, France. During the week of March 1, the public voted “Doctor” as the best release of the week, and it won with a 59% favored total.

Straying from her past hits like “Wrecking Ball” and her 2023 hit “Flowers,” both about love, she brings aspects of a hip genre wanting to get people to have as much fun listening to the song as she did making it.

Overall, “Doctor” is an enjoyable song that is sure to be a hit. Cyrus and Williams’ collaboration results in a track that is upbeat and enjoyable to listen to this spring.

by Clara Crenshaw

The competition to be the most unforgettable fashion show during Fashion Week is always fierce, especially with 108 presentations at this year’s Paris Fashion Week. Brands were eager to find ways to make their clothes and shows stand out from the rest.

¿Sabías que en Houston puedes encontrar rincones que te hacen sentir como si estuvieras en México? Uno de esos lugares es el Farmer’s Market en Airline, en la parte norte de la ciudad. Visita un sábado y ahí vas a encontrar una gran variedad de frutas y verduras frescas, especias de todo tipo (canela, pasiflora, ruda, té verde), plantas y flores, jugo de coco frío, ollas y sartenes de todos los tamaños, cántaros y macetas de barro, juguetes y dulces mexicanos, piñatas, y muchísimas más. También verás personas de todas las edades y razas, hablando una gran variedad de lenguas, pero principalmente español y, de vez en cuando, algunas lenguas indígenas mexicanas, como el mixteco y el nahuatl.

Los comerciantes hablan en voz alta sobre todos los productos que tienen a la venta. Muchos de los puestos tocan música cumbia, ranchera, mariachi, rock en español o banda. Una visita al mercado no está completa sin probar los tacos al pastor o de flor de calabaza acompañados por una agua fresca de horchata o jamaica. Para postre, prueba una galleta rellena de cajeta. ¡Oh, qué rico!

La variedad de comida, olores, sabores y los llamados de los comerciantes son inolvidables y me recuerdan a un mercado en México. ¡Pero lo maravilloso es que estoy en Houston, Tejas!

One standout was Loewe, which made a statement with its makeup and hair. Drawing inspiration from manga, the hair stylists crafted cartoonish characters out of the models, aiming for a look that was “kind of boyish and futuristic with this pop of fluoro color,” as described by hairstylist Guido Palau.

Meanwhile, makeup artist and brand owner Pat McGrath enhanced the models’ skin in what she described as “hyperreal modern portraiture.”

Yet another memorable moment from fashion week came from Miu Miu, which showcased children’s clothing. At the show’s end, Mrs. Prada herself explained the collection, by saying, “I think they are classics. Everyone can choose from them to be a child or a lady. Every single morning, I decide if I’m going to be 15 years old or a lady near death.”

While the shows themselves are crucial, the front row of the audience also plays a significant role in creating a memorable experience. The Christian Dior show boasted a star-studded front row, with celebrities like Rosalia, Jennifer Lawrence, and Natalie Portman dressed in a mix of blazers and day dresses.

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Did you know that in Houston you can find corners that make you feel like you were in Mexico? One of those places is Farmer’s Market in Airline, in the northern part of the city. Visit on a Saturday and there you will find a variety of fresh fruits and vegetables, spices of all kinds (cinnamon, passiflora, ruda, green tea), plants and flowers, cold coconut juice, pots and pans of all sizes, clay pots and pots, mexican toys and sweets, pine nuts, and many more. You will also see people of all ages and races speaking a wide variety of languages, but mainly Spanish and, from time to time, some indigenous Mexican languages, such as Mixtec and Nahuatl.

Traders speak out loud about all the products they have for sale. Many of the stalls play cumbia, ranchera, mariachi, rock in Spanish or band. A visit to the market is not complete without trying the tacos al pastor or pumpkin flower accompanied by fresh water from horchata or jamaica. For dessert, try a cookie filled with cajeta. Oh, how rich!

The variety of food, smells, flavors and the calls of the merchants are unforgettable and remind me of a market in Mexico. But the wonderful thing is that I am in Houston, Texas!

Popular crime drama intrigues fans for its unconventual style

ALEX

Renowned by TV critics, David Simon’s The Wire is frequently recognized as one the most outstanding television series aired. On the surface, The Wire is a police drama that explores the city of Baltimore. However, The Wire’ s acclaim lies in its approach to chronicling the struggles of urban life and how institutions within the city shape individual lives and communities.

Each of its five seasons focuses on how different institutions relate to law enforcement and the more pervasive issues that plague these institutions. Moreover, The Wire is commonly cited for its structural achievements, seamlessly connecting these nuanced and jarringly authentic portrayals of everyday life in Baltimore.

Most episodes are slower and, unlike other crime dramas, don’t feature constant action, which, at the time that it aired,

often led to mediocre viewer ratings due to the show’s unconventional structure. The structure incorporates seemingly isolated stories into a more notable account of societal failure, stressing the interplay between individual choices of the multidimensional characters and the sway of institutions, revealing at the end of each season the cyclical nature of these systems that produce failure, and, on a deeper note, how self-constructed human systems are often resistant to essential aspects of change.

One of my favorite quotes from the show is in the final season when Dukie, a local kid dealing with a prematurely trauma-laden life, seeks wisdom from Cutty, a reformed drug dealer turned gym owner, and asks, “How do you get from here to the rest of the world?”

Questions like these define this show’s humanizing outlook and the realistic perspective toward escaping cycles of poverty and affliction.

SR. ALEX BRUTON Guest Writer

with Julia Sherman

GONZALES Saff Writer

Miley Cyrus performs alongside Pharrell Williams in the new hit music video for their song “Doctor (Work it Out).” Photo courtesy of people.com.

Pat McGrath stuns at Fashion Week by creating this cutting-edge makeup look that makes the models appear to have glass skin. Photo courtesy of WWD.com.

The Wire is a critically acclaimed TV series which first aired in 2002. Photo courtesy of HBO.com.

THE RADISH THE RADISH

In an April Fools Day demonstration of creativity, The Knight Times proudly presents The Radish, a collection of news stories that failed to make the final cut - in both quality and fact-finding.

Construction on campus encourages a new creative approach to parking

(Parking Digest) Due to the construction of the new VPAC building, EHS students face a rising issue: parking.

To combat this concern, the administration has entertained the use of school buses, banning large trucks and thereby making parking spaces smaller, and encouraging biking to campus.

The first proposition of an old-fashioned school bus found some community members confused; however, in a poll conducted by the HISD School Association, 68% of parents support bus transportation for their high school students. Using a school bus cut expenses for many families since they no longer must maintain a car for their children, and parents know where their children are after school on timely bus routes. The EHS admin-

istration plans to experiment with this method for freshmen and sophomores in the West-U area in 2024-2025.

An idea from the Sustainability Club aimed to fix this problem. The club argued more parking spaces could be created after eliminating trucks and large vehicles. This suggestion would not only add an abundance of spots for the eco-conscientious students but also lower EHS’s carbon footprint.

Administrators have been very vocal about the need for today’s youth to accept inconveniences, stating that back when they were in school, they didn’t have the same privileges and had to walk, bike, and even hitchhike to school.

12th graders lose off-campus privilege

EHS is thrilled to roll out a brand new

method of on-campus transportation

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(Dine In) As the 2023-2024 school year ends, changes are being implemented to keep students safe and accountable. Among these changes is the revocation of off-campus lunch for seniors.

Despite the pleading of current and future seniors, administrators have made this decision due to concerns about student safety and the rising number of “tardies” following the lunch break.

(Scooter Times) In the coming 2024-2025 school year, EHS is thrilled to usher in a new mode of transportation that will be transformative in the daily lives of students at Episcopal. Following in the footsteps of college campuses across the nation, EHS will be partnering with Lime, one of the largest electric scooter companies in the world, to help expedite students’ transitions from class to class.

This change will help students get from their classes on the second floor of A to the third floor of C well within the 5-minute passing period. EHS hopes to make tardies obsolete with this

New dress code to be introduced that will result in increased professionalism

(Private School Weekly) The Episcopal High School community is gearing up to undergo multiple changes in dress code beginning in the 20242025 school year. EHS will be implementing a new dress code policy that requires longer skirts and a new “Formal Friday,” when students will wear formal dress. While this move has already stirred a range of emotions and acquired a number of critics, there are multiple reasons for this change.

The new dress code is aimed to promote modesty and professionalism in hopes of preparing students for future professional endeavors. The new skirt policy will be enforced, and students will be punished if their skirt is shorter than three inches above the knee. While this transition may be challenging, it ultimately will lead to an environment of respect and responsibility.

The new Formal Friday is aimed to instill a sense of tradition, responsibility, and professionalism in the community. The experience of dressing formally one day a week will prove invaluable when

Junior Zach Kopel stated, “I’m not riding a bus. I found a great parking spot and walk 25 minutes.” the students transition into a higher education and eventually the workforce.

While the new dress code is well intentioned, it is not without critics. Students and parents have shared concerns about Formal Friday due to the discomfort students will feel, especially during warmer months. People have also expressed that increasing dress code requirements limits students’ ability to express themselves. In response to these concerns, the administration has explained that while the dress code will be enforced most days, there will be flexibility on extreme weather days.

While the transition may present challenges and resistance initially, it is hoped that the benefits in terms of character development and school spirit will outweigh any initial discomfort. By embracing this tradition, students are not only preparing themselves for future academic and professional endeavors but also contributing to the creation of a positive and cohesive school environment.

Quiz Bowl is being promoted from club to SPC sports team at Episcopal

(Sports Illustrated) “I’ve been in the program for three years, and I can’t believe that we’re finally getting this recognition,” said junior Carson Kotlarz.

This shared reaction was one of many coming from the EHS Quiz Bowl community after it was announced during a recent Southwest Preparatory Conference executive meeting that Quiz Bowl has been declared an official SPC sport.

Director of Athletics Jason Grove, along with head Quiz Bowl coach Mr. Scotty Johnson, pushed for the change. After presenting the idea to SPC leadership, a near-unanimous vote crowned the activity an official sport.

Senior and adored “Quiz Bowler” Sarah Yates said, “I can’t believe this is my last year on Quiz Bowl. We work so hard and put in so much time after school that there is no way Quiz Bowl shouldn’t be a sport. We are better athletes than any football or baseball player out there.”

After further deliberation held on the EHS campus following the decision, it was also determined that Quiz Bowl will be getting a banner hung in Alkek and Scurlock Gymnasiums to display future SPC titles. The sport will now be honored in upcoming varsity award ceremonies in the spring as well.

Now that the program has been promoted from an underrecognized club to an official sport, the athletes are already feeling the benefits. Most prominently, they are receiving more funding than ever before. Starting in mid-April, the team will receive catered meals at each one of their weekly practices. The school has also ordered the students new track suits to sport when attending competi-

tions. Since EHS Quiz Bowl is growing in popularity, they need an efficient mode of transportation to attend their many tournaments, so the school will buy a bus for the team.

“If we want to be the best, we have to travel like the best,” explained Coach Johnson.

Until then, supporters can applaud for the athletes at upcoming Varsity Awards Chapel ceremonies or send monetary donations to Mr. Johnson. Episcopal’s newest athletes cannot wait to show the school their talent and surprise any doubters.

Senior Dean Mark Mitchell states that teachers are “frustrated” because tardiness has become a common trend among students. “We cannot have our kids’ delaying lessons, as it has caused class start times to fall behind, thus affecting the education of other students. Off-campus lunch is a privilege, and if our students abuse such opportunities, they will lose them,” Mr. Mitchell explained. Mr. Mitchell does not know if this privilege will ever be granted back to EHS students. Not only has the power been abused, but many parents have called with concerns about safety. Driving comes with many dangers, and parents feel that it is unnecessary for their children to be driving more than needed during the day. To ease everyone’s mind, this seems to be the best decision going forward.

To replace the beloved tradition, all seniors will join their advisories every Tuesday and Thursday for an advisory lunch. This serves to promote class bonding, reflection time, and the strengthening of the advisory program at EHS. Advisors will take attendance to ensure that all students are present for this meeting time. Box lunches will be delivered to all senior advisory rooms, and students will enjoy their time with their fellow advisees.

Campus construction displaces classrooms

(Bellaire) For most students and faculty at EHS, the construction for the new Visual and Performing Arts Center has been a temporary traffic complication. However, as the project continues, administrators are considering a whole host of changes that will affect student life in the coming months.

Those who attend classes in the Convent building may have to start taking their classes in other buildings as the later stages of construction begin. For one, the zone surrounding the site will be dangerous for those not part of the crew. Additionally, the loud noises that come with construction, jackhammers, cranes, and other machinery constantly going will make productive learning impossible within a close radius. Many incoming freshmen might never get to take their arts electives until their sophomore year when construction is finished.

Ideas for temporary places are being floated among C building teachers, including filling the library, cafeteria, and even outdoors. While none of these are ideal, teachers will have to make do with smaller spaces or open rooms. How this will affect other classes is an open question, as faculty will be relocated to other buildings. The full solution has yet to be planned, but what can be expected is a great deal more construction noise.

innovative addition to on-campus transportation.

In addition, construction is currently in the works for Scooter charging stations that will be located at the entrance of all major buildings on campus, including the Trotter Academic Center, the Underwood Student Center, the Hildebrand Athletic

Center, and the Convent, to be used at students’ convenience.

When applying for a parking permit in the fall, all students with a valid driver’s license and a signed parent permission slip will be able to sign up for a subscription to use these scooters at a cost of $14 per month. This fee will be charged to the students’ account at the school store and can be canceled or reinstated at any time throughout the school year.

EHS hopes this change will help to promote this new method of efficient transportation to promote timliness and responsibility among students and faculty. Administrators remind students to stay safe and be cautious during this transitional period.

Teacher failed to earn high school diploma

(Bellaire) In what is being called a theatrical twist by many in education, a longtime Texas high school teacher will be enrolling in classes where he teaches to fulfill his own graduation requirements.

Economics instructor Alan Bradshaw of Episcopal High School in Bellaire, Texas, who has taught for 15 years at his alma mater, has been formally notified that his high school diploma did not meet the graduation requirements of the school after a formal audit was performed by school administration for all faculty.

The popular teacher failed to complete four semesters of arts courses during his time as a student, a required measure for graduation. Bradshaw will be seeking two semester-classes to attend concurrent to his teaching schedule to fulfill this requirement.

The college preparatory school offers dozens of arts courses for diploma-less Bradshaw, who openly expressed his interests and options.

“I love to draw, especially during faculty in-ser-

vices, so that may be a good choice,” Bradshaw reflected. “Not crazy about getting my hands dirty, though, so paint and sculpting clay may be a nogo.”

The personable teacher has performed numerous times on guitar in the school’s bi-yearly talent shows and sings in the faculty choir, so performing arts may be his ticket to graduation.

“I dabble,” he mused humbly. “I have been told I have a Roy Orbison thing going on.” Theatre Program Coordinator George Brock was asked to consider how his onstage program may benefit from Bradshaw’s inclusion in productions and whether the instructor’s age and size might influence the selection of future stage performances.

“The opportunities for my plays and musicals to expand are endless with his membership,” Brock reflected. “I can imagine him in the lead role in Abraham Lincoln Patrick in SpongeBob the Musical. Anything with Alan Rickman. I sit here with chills.”

Social media ban ignites controversy

(Modern Social)

The use of social media is a prevalent part of most teenager’s lives. Between Instagram, Snapchat, and TikTok, teens spend more time scrolling and liking pictures than they probably realize.

Though teens likely fail to grasp how much time they spend on social media throughout the day, much less the school day, the social media usage among EHS students is alarming.

Studies conducted through student body surveys show that 89% of EHS students spend over an hour and a half of the school day on some form of social

media. In order to combat this pressing issue, school officials have decided to ban all social media usage on campus. Attempts to work around the rule without school Wi-Fi will be thwarted through the institution of specialized AI technology. This answer to what has become a national tech pandemic is able to detect social media apps and block them from a device.. This new policy will start in the 2024-2025 school year, and administrators hope it will curb what many are calling the scourge of the twenty-first century.

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Chamoy Pickle Kit joins store menu

(The Daily Dill) Episcopal High School students have something new to look forward to during break time or between classes – the Chamoy Pickle Kit. This unique and iconic snack, most likely seen on TikTok, is coming to the EHS campus store.

The Chamoy Pickle kit will come with one fruit roll up, one fruit by the foot, a pack of Takis, two Limon7 packets, one mini-Tajin, one Salsaghetti Skwinkles, and, of course, a Chamoy Pickle. This kit combines the tangy flavors of pickles with the spicy, sweet, and sour taste of chamoy sauce.

Ms. Jenilee Gobea, Episcopal campus store assistant, said, “Hey everyone... Ms. G has a new item coming soon!!! Chamoy Pickle Kits!!! $20 for each kit, and they should be in stock mid-April!

Can’t WAIT! Tiktok made me do it!”

Students at Episcopal High School are buzzing with excitement over the new snack option.

“I have had a Chamoy Pickle Kit before, and I am beyond excited that it will be in the campus store soon. I love how the chamoy sauce adds a kick to the pickle,” says senior, Kennedy Mayberry. “It’s a perfect blend of sweet, salty, and spicy.”

The soon-to-be appearance of the Chamoy Pickle Kit is part of EHS’s ongoing efforts to offer a wider variety of snacks and meals to its students.

“I can’t wait to try the Chamoy Pickle Kit,” says

junior Berklee Lyons. “It sounds like such a fun and delicious snack. I think it will be really popular among students.”

Ms. Gobea is looking forward to seeing all the students trying out the new kit coming soon at the Campus Store.

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Hallway jams aim to boost morale

(Rolling Stone) As of April 2024, Episcopal will introduce a change in students’ everyday passing periods. Instead of the traditional bell that signifies the end of class, this will be marked by music. It is understood that most students are often faced with the gruesome task of making it across campus from A building to the third floor of C building in a mere five minutes. This marks one of a few times when brains get to relax between rigorous classes, a time of stress and panic. To alleviate this stress, different music will be playing each day during passing periods. Administrators hope this change will bring some fun and stress relief for students.

Each day of the week will have a theme that determines what type of music will be replacing the bell. The themes are, as voted on by the faculty and staff, Moody Mondays, Taylor Swift Tuesdays, Hump Day Wednesdays, Throwback Thursdays, and Feel-Good Fridays. Mondays will consist of sad music, which reflects the mood most students are in on the first day of the week. Hump Day is the point in the week when the end seems so far away, so the music will include energetic songs to keep the mid-week slumps away. Student Council will also be taking music recommendations if students have a song that they especially want to hear. This change introduces a new way to express individuality and creativity. Each year the themes will be open to change if most of the student body

agrees to it. This will be decided on through a vote, as was the case this year. Early response to the change has been positive. Spread the word and brainstorm music suggestions that the student body would enjoy hearing in passing periods.

and hopefully your song will be added to the queue. Graphic courtesy of Canva.com.

reaching new heights of fame on TikTok, the world-renowned Big Tex Chamoy Pickle Kit will be available in the Campus Store as soon as April 1. Photo courtesy of TikTok Shop.

Economics teacher Mr. Alan Bradshaw returns to the drawing board after a brief hiatus. Painting and drawing teacher Ms. Bryce Reynolds was thrilled to welcome him into her Beginning Drawing class for a trial run to help fulfill his arts requirement. Photo by Jalynn Woolley.

The campus gates officially will be closed during 5A and 5B lunch starting April 8 as seniors will no longer be allowed off campus during their lunch and free periods. Photo by Jalynn Woolley.

A few members of the EHS Quiz Bowl team celebrate their addition to SPC and bask in their future victories as a conference team. Photo by Caroline Johnson.

Opinions

Texas Nationalists attempt to secede from America

From 1836 to 1845, the Lone Star State was an independent body called the Republic of Texas and never actually joined the US as a state until the end of that period. Still, after over 150 years of statehood, a dedicated group of Texans are still fighting to secede from the United States and go back to being a fully self-governing body.

Some of these people believe that the state’s economy would benefit from going back to its roots, and others claim that Texas was always intended for independence, but any supporters of secession are only glorifying an unattainable situation. Whether it is because of the secessionists’ selfishly unconstitutional goals or outlandish ideas, the success of their movement is impossible and would only harm the US in the long run.

The so-called “Texas Nationalists” have increased their enthusiasm for this cause in recent years since their group’s founding in the 1990s. They affectionately named their idea the “Texas First Movement” and have gotten supporters of their motion elected to political positions in the Texas House

of Representatives. After multiple failed attempts to raise the possibility of their state’s secession in the Supreme Court, the group has turned to the Republican Party for support. The TNM (Texas Nationalist Movement) allegedly gained 140,000 signatures in support of putting the question of secession on the most recent Texas Republican ballot; however, their movement was denied because several of the signatures were done electronically, therefore illegitimating them. Somehow, these setbacks have not discouraged the secessionists despite their opponents.

Since the 14th Amendment of the United States Constitution was ratified, the possibility of any state leaving the Union has been revoked. In 1869, the Supreme Court case of Texas v. White decided that “states strictly cannot unilaterally secede except through revolution or the expressed consent of other states.” Even the national Pledge of Allegiance claims that the US is “one nation, under God, indivisible.” Although they have tried to find loopholes around this, the TNM hasn’t gotten close to gaining major support. In a 2012 study, only 18% of polled Texans believed that the state should secede from the United

SAT goes electronic to keep up with technological advancments

In an era dominated by technological advancements and rapid digital transformation, even age-old practices, like every high schooler’s journey to conquer the SAT, are not immune to change. Starting the spring of 2024, students will be trading in their Number 2 pencils and paper test booklets in exchange for their laptops as the SAT transitions to digital testing.

The digital makeover of the SAT brings forth a surplus of change to the test’s formatting. For starters, the total testing time is expected to be around 2 hours and 15 minutes, which is at least an hour shorter than it had been previously. In addition, the exam will begin with an introductory set of questions, and the difficulty of the subsequent questions will depend on the user’s performance on the first set of questions (New York Times).

According to College Board, the administrator of the SAT, the purpose of this change is to deliver questions “appropriate to a student’s performance level,” but College Board promises that students will not be penalized for struggling with more challenging questions and that a student’s score will reflect their true performance on the exam regardless of question difficulty. Last, due to the digital nature of the exam, scores will be returned to test-takers within days as opposed to the previous weeks. This change will surely expedite the college admission process and eliminate the delay that occurs as students’ anxiously await for the results of their exam.

There are several perks to the new adaptations that await forthcoming test-takers. One of the primary arguments in favor of the digital SAT is its adaptability. The traditional paper-based format limited the test’s ability to customize questions based on a student’s performance. In contrast, the digital SAT employs adaptive testing algorithms, tailoring the difficulty of questions

States. This hasn’t thwarted the secessionists’ ambitions, as they have started taking to social media for advertising.

In addition to its unconstitutionality, it would directly harm Texas citizens if the state abandoned the United States in exchange for a taste of independence. The nation has $529 million set aside to give Texans cleaner water and plans on sending $12 million to improve its public transportation systems, which would all be revoked if the state separated from America. Additionally, Texans would lose all benefits they receive from federal programs, like Medicare and Social Security. This puts Texan seniors at the highest risk for new disadvantages if Texas’ secession ever took place. The state already has almost four million citizens living below the poverty line, and federal government benefits are integral in not letting the number get any higher.

The nation needs to strongly reinforce the idea that “Texit” will never happen. The secession of Texas would mean chaos for the entire country and would immediately put Texas’ citizens at a disadvantage.

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to match the test-taker’s skill level, creating a more personalized approach to standardized testing and eliminating the onesize fits all model. In addition, the digitized version of the SAT greatly reduces the environmental impact due to its elimination of paper consumption and is much more efficient in terms of scoring. The transition to automatic scoring both expedites exam results and reduces the likelihood of bubbling and manual scoring errors.

However, it’s possible that the digitized SAT brings forth more challenges than perks to the age-old standardized testing debate. Many critics argue that this shift may inadvertently disadvantage students from lower socio-economic background who may not have consistent access to technology. This digital divide threatens to disrupt the test’s credibility and fairness. In addition, the digitized version of the test brings forth potential for technological glitches that can disrupt test experience, which would be detrimental in terms of the test’s reliability.

The SAT’s rapid transition to the digital sphere prompts questioning concerning the motives of changing a test format that has been in place for almost a century. Although College Board claims that its intention for this transformation is rooted in a commitment to modernization and improving the testing experience, it is possible that College Board is attempting to tempt students back into the realm of standardized testing after a dramatic decrease in the number of test-takers due to recent changes in the area of testing requirements at many of the nation’s most prestigious universities.

Regardless of motive, College Board articulates an effort to improving testing experience throughout the digital transition. As the digital SAT becomes reality, transparency, thorough planning, and a continued commitment to the best interests of students will be crucial to maintain the credibility and integrity of this educational institution.

The 2024 presidential election brings an unprecedented situation and uncomfortable questions regarding a president’s age. The United States Constitution sets a minimum age threshold for presidents, but not a maximum. With debate on the rise, statistics show that a high percentage of people from both parties support the implementation of a presidential age limit.

A presidential candidate is required to be at least 35 years of age, though the youngest president the country has ever seen was Theodore Roosevelt, who at age 42 succeeded William McKinley. This age limit was set to ensure that all leaders have enough experience and maturity to make responsible judgements concerning the state of our nation. There is also the matter of historical precedence. The age limit was instituted at our nation’s founding, and to change it would require an amendment to the Constitution, which is a process that requires a two-thirds vote in the U.S. Senate and House, followed by ratification by three-quarters of the states. This process would take massive (and near impossible) bipartisan support in both chambers of Congress. It would also force lawmakers to address the cut-off age for future leaders, creating a whole new debate. Critics also wonder: Is it possible to determine an age limit without it being arbitrary?

As election season draws near, many politicians are having to address this conflict directly. Experts are worried that the system in place favors “loyal incumbents” and seeks to “shut out” political upstarts who are more representative of the nation’s youth. This debate has gained traction more recently as elected officials are staying in office longer as life expectancies have extended. Additionally, studies have shown that one’s fluid intelligence starts to decrease starting in early adulthood. Fluid intelligence is defined as reasoning ability, and the ability to generate, transform, and manipulate different types of novel information in real time. Experts wonder if a person can lead without the ability to utilize these skills. Problem-solving capacities such as inductive reasoning decline rapidly with age as well.

Texit protesters gather in Austin. Photo courtesy of statesman.com.

Sports

Golfers polishing their skills Repeat is

PORTER MILLER

Staff Writer

Despite the boys golf team not achieving the desired start in their tournaments, there’s a silver lining of improvement in their performances.

The boys’ skills have shown major improvement with each tournament, as they have consistently placed within the top 5, showing off their resilience and potential.

Junior Kagan McAlpin has been able to break 80 at every tournament this season, with a commendable 78 at Sugar Creek Country Club amidst the challenging 40° weather condition. As the boys look ahead to their future tournaments, they are determined to propel the team toward success.

As for the girls, they were able to represent their Knight pride as they placed second in an EHS hosted tournament. During practice and tournaments, the team has shown great improvement not only with their scores but also improving in some aspects of the game that were causing issues.

The team is a tight knit community

CAROLINE JOHNSON Staff Writer

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agenda which shows during tournaments through the support each member provides. Although the season is still young, the girls are proud of the way they have been playing and believe that there will be a solid shot at winning SPC.

Softball proves dominance over SPC

VANESSA REED

Staff Writer

As the 2024 softball season began, the SPC champion Knights were eyeing a seventh consecutive title. That goal has not changed as the girls continue through a tough large-school schedule heading into counter games.

According to Coach Kary Kemble, the season is going well. The team is getting better every week by playing a very competitive schedule, improving their softball IQ, and finding their ceiling as a team and as individuals.

The greatest strength of this team, according to Coach Kemble, is “multiple players being able to play multiple positions.”

The girls can do many things on offense and on the bases (bunt, slap, hit, run, and

steal). But above all these skill levels, the camaraderie on the team tops it all.

Coach Kemble stated that the girls are truly a team and enjoy supporting one another both during practice and games. With only one senior graduating, the rest of the team is back - young, yet talented.

Allie Williams, the lone senior, has had some outstanding stats. Williams is committed to the University of New Mexico to play D1 softball, and after 14 games, she has a batting average of .595 and an onbase percentage of .660. She has already hit 8 home runs, 4 triples and 7 doubles while knocking in 31 runs.

Going for the “7-peat”in SPC, the team is getting prepared through a tough opponent schedule and playing back-to-back games. The coaching staff is simulating all possible situations that could arise in the upcoming spring championship.

Winning becoming tennis norm

ANGELINA FERTITA

Staff Writer

The 2024 tennis season has commenced with a strong start for the teams as they have secured numerous victories in multischool tournaments and matches, earning them praise from new head coach, Mr. Thatcher Cribbs.

Coach Cribbs happily remarked that “it’s been really nice to watch the players in action and being able to pull off some good wins.”

These early victories can be attributed to the teams’ commitment to practice and hard work.

Their primary goal this season is to

triumph in as many conference matches as possible, as the team recognizes their importance in assessing their readiness for the final tournament showdown. Freshman William Fitts is already known as one of Texas’ top-ranked junior players. His potential and readiness will likely make him a key player for EHS in the forthcoming SPC championship, which is to take place in May.

The team is fired up and ready to confront any obstacles they encounter this season, fueled by their determination to bring home another SPC champion title. With all the promising talent that the team brings with it, the coaches and players remain hopeful about their prospects in the upcoming tournaments.

With a current record of 6-3, it seems that varsity baseball is on track for another SPC title after capturing the championship in 2023. The current roster, which consists of four sophomores, seven juniors, and thirteen seniors, is looking stronger than ever. Head Coach Matt Fox, entering his fifteenth year with EHS, is looking to lead his decorated players through the rest of the season.

So far, the team has competed against athletes from eight different schools and brought home many dominant wins, including 10-0 and 12-0 shutouts in the recent Santa Fe tournament. These games were led by star players Ethan Bozeman and Logan Phillips, who are expected to continue showing off in upcoming San Antonio and Dallas tournaments.

Varsity isn’t the only one of EHS’s baseball teams to show their dominance this season. JV White and JV Blue have been successful this year, with stellar records of 3-0 and 4-1-1 respectively. Fifteen freshmen have joined Episcopal baseball this season, and their presence has caused the team to bond.

Junior Carson Kotlarz, a catcher for JV Blue, loves his new teammates, saying, “I am so grateful to be a part of this program and see what amazing things this group of players can do.”

Improvement is shown on the boys LAX team

THOMPSON WHITE

Sports Editor

The ceiling of the Knights boys lacrosse team is still an unknown variable; however, the team continues to shows hints of greatness. The Knights are 5-2 with two notable wins: Alamo Heights and Kingwood High School.

On March 1, the Knights exhibited a strong defense, limiting a venerated St. Mark’s to 6 goals in a regulation tie. After losing by 13 points last year, the Knights knew they had to compete earnestly to halt the powerhouse. The Knights showcased their grit, but unfortunately, the boys lost in double OT. The Knights will surely play with a chip on their shoulder in the SPC tournament.

Senior Alec Schaefer remarked, “The team has defied expectations after losing an abundance of seniors last year and will definitely continue to improve as [the team] gains game-experience.”

Schaefer has been a dominant player on both sides of the field and is – in freshman Halen Thestrup’s opinion – an “inspiring and motivational voice to all underclassmen.”

The team has built a supportive culture through team dinners at Whataburger after wins and often before games.

Athletes venture for gold in track

PORTER MILLER Staff Writer

As the boys and girls track and field teams near the end of the season, the performances on display so far are close to where they need to be in the hope of peaking at SPC.

Both teams achieved victories at the Dick Phillips Relays and competed in the Bluebonnet Invitational at Texas A&M University, a huge milestone for the team.

The boys placed first at the Raevyn Rogers Invitational, and the girls secured Runner-Up.

As for school records, three have been set so far. The girls 4x100m Relay set a new mark with Townsen Thomas, Mary Taylor, Mary Wareing, and Sophia Cormier, as did the girls 4x200m Relay with Thomas, Taylor, Cormier, and Alexis Johnson. The boys Distance Medley Relay also set a new mark with Sam Marino, Carson Fowler, Constantine Mathews, and Evan Ringwald.

As the season is still young, staying healthy will be key for these athletes. The coaching staff is one of the best around and have earned the trust of student-athletes, and that is paying dividends.

Head Coach Isaiah Coleman stated that the teams will “always be willing to support one another through the good, bad, and the ugly.”

Girls dominate on the lacrosse field

LIZ BURKE Staff Writer

EHS’s girls lacrosse teams are off to a strong start this season, with both the varsity and junior varsity teams showing impressive performances on the field.

On February 29, the JV girls played Kingwood at home and clinched a solid 8-2 win. Their winning streak continued on March 5, with a remarkable 17-0 drubbing of Duchesne in an away game. The following day, the JV faced off against St. John’s and secured another victory with a final score of 9-4.

The varsity girls have also been dominating their matches. On February 15, they played Lamar High School at home, triumphing 12-1. Their home game on February 20 versus Emery Weiner resulted in a dominant 20-4 win. The team continued its success on the road, defeating Gulf Coast 21-5 on February 27, and in a rematch against Kingwood two days later, the girls emerged victorious with a final score of 177. Their winning streak persisted in March with a strong 17-2 win against Duchesne in an away game.

Under the guidance of Head Coach Stephanie Colson, both the varsity and JV girls teams showcase their prowess.

Freshman Annie Brandt hones in on her putting. Girls golf has had a solid start this season. Photo by Emma Freeman.

Sophomore Jordan Bey prepares to pitch against St. Agnes Photo by Libby Davis.

Junior Preston Sullivan throws gas. Photo by Vivian Turbidy.

Colin Bennett breaches through Strake Jesuit defenders. Photo by Libby Davis.

Speaks Out

“What’s your biggest pet peeve?”

DR. ALARCON

MR. MATTHEWS “When people cut lines”

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Celebrity Sighting

Have you ever been walking in the hallway and thought you saw Percy Jackson?

Well, you may not be totally wrong. Identical twins Calder Tribble and Walker Scobell are perfect likenesses of each other. This unusual case of dopplegangers has not flown underneath our radar. We investigators over at The Knight Times have concluded that there was a 105.7 percent DNA match between the two. Our investigation is ongoing, though, so if you see Calder Tribble in the hallways exhibiting signs of manipulating water like his twin Walker Scobell, please report to us immediately. Some of the obvious similarities between them include the ginger curly hair and their smiles, which almost makes them look cloned. Though there are obvious similarities, our detail-oriented journalists have noticed miniscule details like their aquamarine blue eyes and the arch of their eyebrows. If you come across more evidence, please report it to us as soon as possible. Photos courtesy of variety.com and Jenniya Lane.

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JULIA LEVAN “Scratching noises”

WILL SAINDON “When I have to repeat myself”

KATE LAHOTI “Teacher’s pets”

HENRI SHATTO “Writing long essays”

AVERY KNUPP “When people walk slow”

MIKEY CAMPBELL “When people smack their gum”

ALEX SONSINO “Slow walkers”

HARRIS WILLIAMS “When underclassmen crowd the hallway ”

“When people click their pens”

Sophomore thespian Myles Patterson immerses himself as Aldolpho in the hit play

The Drowsy Chaperone Photo by Avalon Bell.