ZINE
Diary of a Lazy Girl
a zine that would sit perfectally within the mess of any intellectual girl’s floordrobe.
|ISSUE ONE|
//SRPING//
2018
Diary of a Lazy Girl
ZINE a zine that would sit perfectally within the mess of any intellectual girl’s floordrobe.
ISSUE ONE
CONTENTS Another Day, Another Lay In. Pages 4 and 5. Snoozing The Days Away. Pages 6 and 7. Contemplate Existence. Page 8. Thoughts That Run Around. Page 9. Ten Step Guide To The Perfect Tea. Pages 10 and 11. Tea. Pages 12 and 13. A Furry Friend. Page 14. Brush Away The Sins. Page 15. Boys. Girls. Boys. Pages 16 and 17. Breakfast. Pages 18 and 19. Snack v. Show Compatibility. Pages 20 and 21. Nap City B#tch. Pages 22 and 23. Din Dins. Page 24. Excuses. Excuses. Excuses. Page 26. Nightcap. Page 28. Boozy In Bed. Page 29. Follow Us. Page 30.
11.12AM
another day, another lay in
11.30AM snoozing the days away
11.37AM
contemplate existence
THOUGHTS THAT RUN AROUND, CHASING AN ANSWER, NEVER TO BE FOUND. or can they be found?
i wonder how much of my life i spend asleep? are we actually all just part of some giant scuence experiment that we dont know about? what if when im dreaming, thats actually just me living in an alternative universe? am i just a simulation? what even is time and how did it become...? who am i really? what if im dead already. is this the afterlife? i know im awake but am i actually awake?
PERFECT TEA? PERFECT ME?
step one: select a mug.
step three: select the tea.
step two: boil the water.
step four: prepare.
step five: fill mug, leaving around 2cm at the top.
step seven: squeezeeee.
step six: stir.
step eight: got milk?
step nine: enjoy.
step nine: add milk to your desired taste.
tea. tea.
tea. tea.
tea. tea. tea. teas tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea.
12.01AM
tea.
12.56PM find morning comfort from your furry friend or whatever equivalent
13.11PM brushing away the sins
BOYS. GIRLS. BOYS.
10 Things I hate About You...V You liked her picture on instagram. All you have to do is say sorry, It ’s not that hard. You took three hours to reply to my text. What do you mean you only see me as a friend ? So, you do that with all your 'friends'? She. Is not our friend. okay? So, you do that with all your 'friends'? So, you do that with all your 'friends'? So, you do that with all your 'friends'? We Were Not On A Break !!
13.30PM
a totally reasonable breakfast choice
watch THAT 70’S SHOW whilst enjoying a selection of different treats. get yourself a bag of bright colourful skittles to match jackie’s wacky wardrobe, or why not feast into a bunch of sour candies to match the sour sarcasm of hyde.
binge the netflix’s new series of ONE DAY AT A TIME along side a helping of peanut butter sriracha toast; adding a sprinkle of spicy latin seasoning to your night in. GRACE AND FRANKIE is a netflix orginal starring the timeless paring of jane fonda and lily tomlin, so why not accompany this classic duo with another and enjoy some chip and dip with this.
if you are feeling adventurous, why not add a little strangeness into your diet, by including some buffalo wing sauce into your popcorn as you shout “why is barb!?” at your tv screen for the 11th time. (STRANGER THINGS)
chow down on a large sized pizza meant to be shared amongst FRIENDS and eat it all to yourself just as joey tribbiani would.
why don’t you give yourself a throwback and binge on a bunch of retro movies? you could eat breakfast whilst watching THE BREAKFAST CLUB, treat yourself to a birthday cake even though your birthday was in june as you blow out the SIXTEEN CANDLES, or even engorge on a strawberry cheesecake milkshake just as mia wallace did on her ‘date’ with vincent. (PULP FICTION)
whatever you eat, just try not to follow the SANTA CLARITA DIET, even if your frigde is empty...
and CHEW
14PM
sofas work as beds too
dinner
15.55PM
a list of lies to get out of doing things and seeing people.
ignore them. you are alseep
i just found out that my paper is due tomorrow morning and i haven’t started it!
i’m sick. my pet just threw up. i need to stay home and make sure they are okay. my tummy has been playing up ever since i ate that meal... family are coming over.
i’ve got work. sorry. the uber charge is up and i really can’t afford it rn.
sleep. procrastinate. sleep.
17.00PM and onwards dark red stains? time of the month? pinot? who cares?
a little something to keep you going till next time...
wine in bed. so classy.
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go back to bed.