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Here at Virtual Vacation you will have the chance to experience the virtual holiday of your dreams with the oppurtunity to take part in activities you’ve only ever fantasised about! The lovely people at Rockstar have provided us with a brilliant platform to fulfill all of our online desires and with Virtual Vacation you can learn how you can make the city of Los Santos into the perfect location for your own tailor-made online holiday! We all know that Grand Theft Auto is primarily used to induldge in all the naughtiness that we simply could not get away with in real life but there is so much more

to the beautiful city of Los Santos than the majority realise. From enjoying the variety of vehicles at your disposal or simply just basking in the beautiful graphics of the online world, there is truly something for everyone to take part in. Here at Virtual Vacation we argue that if the experience has an impact on you then that’s as real as it can get. This is your invitation to emerse yourself in the vacation of a lifetime without having to spend a penny or even rise from your sofa. So without further ado, sit back, relax and welcome to your virtual vacation!


Party hard!

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There are a variety of places to party in Los Santos including or most popular venue and strip club, Vanilla Unicorn where you can mingle with the locals to your heart’s content. Recieve cheap private dances from skantily-clad females without having to leaving the comfort of your real life front room! This allows our visitors to experience all of the perks of a lap dance without the inevitable self- loathing afterwards! After visiting the

club there are plenty of locations to make those terrible life decisions for example the Blazing Tattoo studio on 5th Avenue. Of course you don’t even have to leave your online accomodation to have a good time. All of our beautiful appartments come fully stocked with what appears to be wine and a bong full of questionable substances. Ideal for those who have the mental stamina to party alone.

Just a few of our guests enjoying what the clubs have to offer!


extreme sports Whether you see skydiving as a sure-fire way to catch a thrill or the most terrifying concept imaginable, now everyone can experience the rush of jumping from a plane without the fear of impending death! In the beautiful city of Los Santos there are some fabulous sights to behold while gliding through the mountains and all without the worry of G-force making for a rather unsightly photograph! If skydiving doesn’t

seem like your thing there are many other ways to get your kicks. There are a range of on and off road vehicles available to use ranging from quad-bikes to dune buggies we have it all! If you fancy taking off-road to a whole new level take a ride on one of the many jetskiis sitting in the harbour. Here at Virtual Vacation we strive to give you a hands-on online experience to remember for a lifetime.

Giving you multiple opportunities to fly high!


scenic stuff If you’re looking for a more chilled out experience in Los Santos then have no fear. With a practically permanent sunny climate there are many places to visit just to enjoy the beautiful graphics the city has to offer. Visit the famous Mount Chilliad without the breathlessness you may experience at the summit of an actual mountain! Based on Mount Shasta in California, Chilliad is far more accessible and cost effective to visit.

In a beautiful place like Los Santos you don’t always have to visit a specific landmark to find something marvellous. From crystal clear natural pools to Marlowe Vineyard, located in the beautiful wine country there are many spots worth visiting to take in the scenery. If walking doesn’t float your boat why not ‘borrow’ a vehicle and enjoy the amazing views on the road from the comfort of your new ride!

Some of the most beautiful views are right on your doorstep!


vehicle hire Here at Virtual Vacation we don’t do car hire. The beauty of holidaying in such a liberal area means that our visitors can acquire any vehicles on the road which take their fancy! With just a gentle nudge of the original driver you could get your hands on the fastest car in town with only a little hassle from the police. Traffic laws and other such nuisances are a thing of the past in Los Santos where you can

undertake to your heart’s content. There are a range of vehicles available to pinch in the area just get in touch with our expert, Chad for more information on the fastest rides in the city. You don’t always have to stick to ground level of course the 260 vehicles to choose from also include aircraft and watercraft so you can get your speed fix in the environment which suits you best!

Find our rep Chad for advice on getting the hottest wheels in town!


extreme sports rep

Adrenaline-junkie Lara is our leading extreme sports rep. With an online BS Licensed parachuting qualification, she is the perfect candidate to show you the ropes and give you the opportunity to try out the range of extreme sports available in Los Santos. Whether you want to sky-dive or take one of the

many ‘speedophile’ jet-skis out for a spin Lara is the rep for you. No matter what level of ability you feel you are she is accomodating and friendly and we are confident she will guide you through the experience with ease. Her skills aren’t just limited to extreme sports as Lara is also a pro at many of the other competitive sports held within the city.


Party & club rep

Fun-loving representative Candi has mastered the important skill of holding her virtual liquor. This does not mean to say that you will be able to keep up, as for some reason all of our visitors have been rendered positively smashed after just a couple of drinks. This does however guarantee a really affordable night out in any of the bars and clubs in Los Santos.

Personable and easy to talk to, Candi will undoubtedly be the perfect wing-woman on any night out and she makes sure everyone in her party has a fabulous time. As we all know, clubbing holidays are all about sleeping all day and partying all night. In a virtual vacation you can pack in so much more fun as a day in your online vacation only equates to 48 minutes in real time!


VEHICLE HIRE rep

If you’re a fun-loving adrenaline junkie with a need for speed then Chad is the perfect rep to guide you through the wide range of vehicles available in Los Santos. From quad bikes to dune buggies, there are a variety of rides to take for a spin and the due to the nature of Virtual Vacation holidays you don’t need any form of

driving license! The beauty of driving a virtual vehicle is that you can reach speeds and heights that simply aren’t possible to accomplish in the real world. Feel all the adrenaline of speeding down tight country roads without the risk of death or a hefty speeding ticket. Get yourself on the road now by giving our team a call!


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