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TRUE CRIME FACTORY: Prodigal Tropical

...Tom Darin Liskey

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NERD OF NOIR’S CRIME SLEEPER DOUBLE FEATURE by Peter Dragovich

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Andrew Dominik’s ‘The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford’ (2007) and ‘Killing Them Softly’ (2012)

If there was anybody on the planet that was more excited for the release of Killing Them Softly last fall than your humble Nerd I’ll give them full access to my fucking savings (don’t break your back trying to prove it, dear reader, there ain’t much to be had in there).

Andrew Dominik’s follow-up to his masterful

western, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, had a massive cast of badass actors attached, was based on a George V. Higgins novel, reteamed him with Brad Pitt, and was, you know, a fucking crime film - anticipatory boners for a film don’t get much more rock hard than mine was for this beast.

So

when it fucking finally came out I was, well, a bit let down.

I mean, it still was one of my favorite films of 2012, but

there were all these little things that bugged me about it. Why, in a movie that has punishing and major bummer violence throughout, is there a big show-stopping scene where we watch a bullet go through a guy’s head in slo-mo, with beautiful bursts of glass and rain water reflecting from the blast like a

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glorious dream?

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Why were there so many obvious music choices, from

Johnny Cash’s painfully over-used “The Man Comes Around” introducing Brad Pitt’s character (the song was also in the Insomnia remake, Friedkin’s The Hunted and probably most famously in the Dawn of the Dead remake) to Velvet Underground’s (admittedly great song) “Heroin” bashing you on the nose during a scene where two characters shoot up?

And why did they have to underline, bold and circle the

political parallels within the story by incessantly playing news footage of the 2008 election and economic collapse throughout the entire film?

So I had all these nit-picks clouding my overall opinion of

what I thought was otherwise a pretty special movie when I went in to watching it again on home video recently and, no, these

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problems did not evaporate on

further in this CSDF column.

rewatch but I do kind of love

Yes, you can complain that one

Killing Them Softly now in a

of them is actually a western

way that I didn’t before -

but

and it’s a movie that needs

westerns

love.

period crime films...so there

There’s almost no way

fuck

you, are

favorite

essentially

that this film will ever be

(how’s

the cult film it deserves to

reasoned argument).

be, too many people will shun

I’ve

it for its bleakness or its

it at some length here and

political obviousness or its

elsewhere, let’s get into it

lack of traditional crime movie

with more Killing Them Softly

thrills.

talk.

But then the same

that

my

already

for

a

wellBecause

talked

about

To refresh your memory

could also be said of Jesse

– and it should be noted that

James, a movie that similarly

if you’re not hip to either

fucks

you

with

its

audience’s

should

probably

look

expectations, and

I

have

found

many

people

who

love that film same as me in recent years.

W i t h

these films

two weighing

heavily on my mind I

lately

decided

explore

to

them

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elsewhere until you’ve caught

the corporation who answers

up with them because I’m gonna

to

go deep down the rabbit hole on

character, a liaison of sorts

both with this piece – the film

to the unseen higher-ups.

follows ex-con Frankie (Scoot

McNairy from Argo) and junkie

out who is behind the robbery

Russell (Ben Mendelsohn, the

mainly because of the stupidity

particularly evil brother in

of Russell (plain and simple

Animal Kingdom) as they take a

idiocy is the downfall of many

job from the Squirrel (Vincent

characters in both films) and

Curatola aka Johnny Sack from

he is careful and financially

The Sopranos).

practical in how he delegates

They are to

Richard

Jenkins’

Coogan

quickly

lawyer

figures

rob a card game run by Markie

the necessary hits.

Trattman

from,

off, though he knows Trattman

come on, you know what that

had nothing to do with it,

motherfucker’s been in).

to keep up appearances on the

(Ray

Liotta

a

gig

street (public opinion is a

sentence

but

fickle bitch), the guy’s first

the Squirrel figures it’s a

gotta be dealt a beating then

cakewalk seeing how everyone

killed.

will blame it on Trattman as

of Trattman is heartbreaking,

dude’s robbed his own card

one of the saddest and most

game once before. They do the

visceral scenes of violence

job with no casualties in one

you’ll see, with Ray Liotta,

of the most quietly agonizing

legendary

scenes in recent memory and

yet most likeable character

then Jackie Coogan is called

in

onto the scene.

crying and puking while two

is

Normally a

death

such

First

Brad Pitt’s

the

character is the man who knows

thugs

all the angles, the fixer for

up.

The beatdown scene

screen

movie,

tough

begging

reluctantly

fuck

guy and him

There’s nothing cool or

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badass about the scene in the slightest, just misery and shitty duty.

But the subversion of classic genre tropes abounds in this film,

though never in a nudging, ironic way.

Though there’s some definite

“movie-movie” cool in the film, like the makes of a few seventies cars, Pitt’s clothes and hair (rocking a legitimately rad pompadour) and some good cigarette smoke photography, Dominik prefers downbeat and stark instead of holy-shit-how-awesome in Killing Them Softly. There are no action sequences, just pitiful, soul-crushing murders (outside of the aforementioned, baffling-but-heavenly-looking slo-mo bullet hit, that is).

The violence hurts both the beaten and the

beaters, the dead and the murderers, and transgressive fun never enters into the proceedings.

There are no big twists or conspiracies in the finale, just

Jackie Coogan demanding payment for services rendered. Along the way

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we also spend some time with

amounts of time to supporting

a character that advances the

characters is also a major

story in no way whatsoever in

part of the sprawling, loose

James Gandolfini’s washed up

and

hitman, Mickey, a friend of

Assassination of Jesse James

Coogan’s who is called in as a

by the Coward Robert Ford.

favor to Jackie. Jackie could

The first two-thirds of the

handle the hits himself but

film cover the last months of

he’s looking out for Mickey who

Jesse James’ (Brad Pitt) life

has fallen on hard times. They

wherein he meets and befriends

share a couple of brilliant

his killer Robert Ford (Casey

scenes together (God, I miss

Affleck).

Gandolfini already) and then

film allows us to meet a whole

Jackie recognizes that Mickey

lot of great character actors

is too much of a liability,

playing the disparate members

too drunk and scattered to go

of the James gang, with folks

through with the hit.

like Paul Schneider, Garret

Dillahunt, Jeremy Renner and

Giving over surprising

visually

gorgeous

The

This section of the

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Sam Rockwell making distinct

mainly involve lazing around

impressions upon the audience

the farm houses of cousins and

despite not being major parts

friends, telling tall tales

of the central relationship

about the whores you’ve bedded

of the film.

Like the Mickey

and worrying when Jesse will

scenes in Killing, a great

finally come around and kill

deal of time is spent between

you.

James and Garret Dillahunt’s Ed

Miller, with tons of suspense

character

wrung out of our knowledge

some

that James is paranoid and

him, same as Coogan was the

prepared to kill off anybody

only classic movie badass in

who might have whispered word

Killing. Both characters are

one about him.

legends surrounded by buffoons

and schmucks.

As Killing Them Softly

Jesse James is the only allowed

mythic

to

have

dimension

to

James is often

fucked with our expectations

shown to be a fucking psycho

of the crime genre, so does

and an asshole but he also

Assassination set out to shit

has genuine charm, wears cool

on our favorite myths of the

clothes and there’s a sense

western.

Murder and violence

of mystery and legend around

in

film

and

him, mystery and legend that

unexciting, and though there

is equal parts put upon him and

is something of a shootout,

spread by him.

it is sloppy and stupid and

have found as interesting of

unlike

ways to both fuck with and

the

is

anything

ugly

we’ve

seen

in a John Ford or even a Sam

play

Peckinpah

Horses

towering movie star quality

themselves

as Dominik has with these two

don’t

ever

western. work

up into a gallop in this film

films.

and the outlaw life seems to

to

Few directors

Pitt’s

undeniably

Of course, when Robert

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Ford lives up to his titular designation, he has a tougher go of the living legend life than genuine article James in the last third of the film.

He performs a stage show recounting that fateful day to

decidedly mixed reviews because after all, our celebrities were so much more interesting before they were hounded by TMZ and putting all their thoughts and lunches up on twitter.

Jesse James knew

(perhaps just instinctually) that legends don’t grow in constant direct sunlight

The interplay between the embracing and the disgracing of

genre tropes is what makes both films sort of wonky but also, more importantly, tantalizing and re-watchable. As I wrap up this article I am only just now realizing that without the mythic moments these movies would be one note, they’d be graduate theses instead of lasting art.

Both these stories could have been filmed in a very flat and

style-free way that would hammer home their anti-noir/anti-western concerns but then you could only view them once.

You’d get what was

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happening implicitly and move on.

Seen it, don’t need to

revisit it.

But the way they play

as they are now, with their virtuoso sequences that don’t match the rest of their tone (Killing

Them

Softly)

and

their occasional acceptance of genuine legend (Assassination of

Jesse

are

more

something present

the

films

intangible,

like

by

Kubrick

period

Anderson. no

James),

grand

Paul

or

Thomas

And maybe there’s point

to

such

contradictory touches, maybe Dominik

just

couldn’t

indulging

himself

good

fashioned

ol’

in

help some

classic

movie mythmaking, but for the Nerd’s sake I hope he never says one way or the other.

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“You have power and money. Destroy everything.� -Nakamura


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Prodigal Tropical by Tom Darin Liskey candles in a dark, misshapen grotto. The pattern of light spreading

out

across

the

valley lacks any semblance of order - and darkness fails to shroud the shrill of police sirens and the distant report Carnival of Light The night-time view from the heights of the city reveals the

eye-straining

panorama

of hundreds of thousands of illegally

rigged

electric

lights - each one illuminating a ramshackle home or underthe-table business along the cramped hilltops surrounding the valley of Caracas. The shanty-town lights flicker in the inky sky like frail votive

of gunfire.

Caracas is a war zone

where every city block is a front-line. Hyperbole or not - the place is Murder City of the World. Officially known as Santiago de LeĂłn de Caracas, the frontier settlement was founded in the far off epoch of

Spanish

conquest

and

colonialism in 1567. But the modern-day city was built on the

country’s

oil

wealth.

unprecedented Venezuela

has

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oil

underground

than

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go

without

armored

Saudi Arabia. It also has vast

cars and riot gear. Worn-out

deposits of gold and other

apartment blocks stand beside

minerals in hot demand. When

glitzy

oil prices rise, so does steel

rustic remnants of colonial

and brick. Not surprisingly,

neighborhoods.

the downside of hitching long-

hodgepodge

of

term urban plans to short-term

influences

and

commodity prices means that

helped to make this frenzied

when oil falls, buildings can

and willy-nilly city a perfect

remain

urban killing ground.

unfinished.

That

was

skyscrapers

and

the

Caracas’ architectural styles

has

the fate of the Helicoide, a

famous landmark on the skyline

hand. I arrived in Venezuela

of Roca Tarpeya in the San

in 1994 - fresh out of college

Agustin parish of Caracas.

- at a time when the country’s

economic

For

I saw a lot of this first

foundations

were

years

it

stood

like

a

sun-

being worn away. Later, it

parched piece of Babylonian

was easy for me to understand

architecture before it finally

the former coup leader Hugo

housed

Chavez’s

unfinished

the

hated

intelligence by

its

agency

Spanish

former known

acronym

as

he

released

after

from

jail

in 1994 and began building his

DISIP.

was

popularity

grassroots

political

build

movement. Chavez had promised

bigger and better in Caracas

to be a renovating force in

has

confusing

national politics where two

districts

parties

This

rush

created

warren

of

a

urban

to

-

the

AD

(Accion

among crime-ridden “informal”

Democratica) and COPEI parties

settlements like the hillside

- had essentially shared in

shantytowns where the police

the

pillage

of

Venezuela’s

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vast wealth for decades. I

Hardened by years of violence,

can still remember his early

Venezuelans

speeches

more prosperous salients in

from

underpasses

the

and

grimy

streets

in

the

city,

are

flocking

where

they

to

live

poorer districts of the city.

in charming penthouses with

Chavez won the presidency and

pastorally

ruled Venezuela from 1999 to

like Prados del Este, thrown

his recent death in April 2013.

up with the easy money of high

But

oil prices.

instead

of

creating

a

evocative

names

more equitable redistribution

to the country’s wealth, the

drive in armored sedans and

cronies of Chavismo - and his

live

in

cult

that

have

of

personality

behind

Those who can afford it

it - have emerged as the new

armed

financial elite. They are just

are

as

Miami,

shallow

and

callous

as

apartment

around-the-clock

security.

fleeing

towers

the

Even

more

country

Calgary,

and

to

Oslo.

the oil patricians they had

Any

pretense

of

affluence

toppled.

and

modernity

is

decaying

in

But Venezuela is also a

Caracas

as

the

rot

of

country writhing amid a crime

corruption and crime spreads.

spree that is even deadlier

Venezuela, once one of Latin

than

America’s

the

60,000-plus

death

toll in Mexico’s war on drugs. Some

criminal

like

the

researchers,

highly

respected

Fermín Mármol García, believe that since 1999 Venezuela has experienced more than 155,000 violent deaths and murders.

The body count is rising.

longest

standing

democracies, is a basket case

“Since 1999 Venezuela has experienced more that 155,00 vilent deaths and murders...”

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more dangerous than war-torn Holy Rollers

Baghdad and Kabul - or even Haiti, the poorest nation on this side of the globe. If

Caracas is an urban planner’s

you want to understand the

nightmare. Anyone who has ever

macabre

had to navigate the greater

city’s

mathematics killing

of

spree,

the look

metro

area

can

understand

at the city’s sole morgue in

just how haphazard the city

Bello Monte. Staff is finding

feels.

it

the functional chaos of this

increasingly

tough

to

deal with bodies waiting in

urban

hallways, storage rooms and

are

the

These

curbside

hearses

still

What

helps

sprawl carritos are

the

to

keep

sewn

together

por

puesto.

dingy

-

and

waiting to disgorge their dead.

sometimes whimsically painted

According to the Venezuelan

-

Violence

in

service the city. Caracas has

2012 alone there were 21,692

an underground metro, but if

murders and violent deaths in

you have to get some place

the region. That breaks down

fast and cheap, you take a

to

carrito.

a

Observatory,

rate

of

73

homicides

low-fare

death toll during the high-

around the city at a terrifying

living weekend is often the

speed - no matter how congested

fodder of Monday morning news

traffic

stories. Even with the dead

Salsa

Chavez’s

Thanks

heir,

beat-up

that

per 100,000 inhabitants. The

hand-picked

The

minibuses

is and to

-

them,

economy

power, the murder rate isn’t

Carritos

expected

transportation

change

anytime

blasting

Merengue

President Nicolas Maduro, in to

buses

actually provide

zip

out

music.

Caracas’s functions. a

crucial

artery

in

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this valley of 3 million-plus

there.

inhabitants. The downside to

this

by-the-seat-of-your-

dangerous spots in the city

pants transportation is that

remains the historic downtown

they have always been easy

area and government district

targets for crime. Knocking

where streets, alleyways, and

over

underpasses

a

carrito

is

easy

One

of

the

are

most

poorly-lit

pickings because they operate

with easy access for escape to

on a cash-only basis, with the

the slums. The newspaper, an

driver typically accompanied

English language daily, where

by someone to handle the till

I got my start in journalism

and make change.

was located there. I laid out

A roadside malandro, or

the Opinion pages for Sunday.

bandit, jumps on a bus, often

To be honest, I liked taking

looking like any other hard-

carritos to work instead of

working

pulls

the stuffy subway because the

out a hand gun to stick up the

valley of Caracas has spring-

passengers.

like

commuter. Once

He the

thief

temperatures,

year-

has his loot, he jumps off the

round.

bus. It’s blitz banditry. In

my time in the city, I had

the cityscape pass by slightly

never seen a bus driver stop

before noon on Sunday when

to run down the thief. The odd

the bus driver slowed down

robbery is simply an expense

and a new passenger climbed

of

the

on board. The driver gunned

No police risk their

the vehicle’s engine and the

lives in raiding the warrens

motor whined with plumes of

of shantytown alleyways and

black smoke spitting out of

narrow streets in search of

the

the petty thieves who escape

gaining speed when I saw the

doing

city.

business

in

I

was

lazily

tailpipe.

The

watching

bus

was

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passenger from the corner of

enough you learn how to keep

my eye. Instead of sitting

your cool in a situation like

down, he was swaying in the

this.

aisle

and

scowling

at

the

The people on the bus had

other passengers. That’s when

been robbed before and they

I saw he was holding a butcher

knew the drill. They began

knife. He grabbed a young boy

throwing money and whatever

from his seat and pressed the

other valuables they had into

butcher

the bag. The man was laughing

knife

against

the

kid’s throat. The boy must

by

have been around twelve. The

pronouncements

lady, who had been in the seat

on the quality of jewels -

with him, his mother, began

and cash - dropped into the

pleading

with

pillow-case.

wielding

man

the not

knifeto

harm

then,

making and

bizarre comments

“Very good, mamita,” or

the boy. The man ignored her

“Don’t worry, baby girl, I’m

pleas and shouted out threats

sure your rich boyfriend can

to the others on the bus with

get you another necklace,” or

a cocky bravado.

“Sorry, grandpa, but life is

hard all over...”

He said he had no qualms

about

slitting

throat.

the

boy’s

He said he was an

evil man already.

But

there

was

little

sincerity in his voice. His

Then he

words came off with a hint of

pulled a dingy pillow-case out

mockery - and malice - at our

from behind his back without

misfortune. The kid’s mother

a blink. So fast in fact the

was crying worse by then. She

boy could not get away or for

twisted

his mother to react - as she

wedding band - off a trembling

was too astonished anyway.

finger. She handed it to the

man as if it were useless scrap

You live in Caracas long

a

gold

ring

-

her

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The mother tried

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to console the boy who looked

like he was having a panic

him

attack. When she reached out

murmuring and chattering. It

to touch the boy’s hair, the

rose in crescendo and a bolt

thief pushed her hand away.

of

He laughed at her and clutched

me. I had heard praying like

the boy in a choke hold and

this

dragged him down the aisle of

Pentecostal

the rollicking bus.

Pentecostals

people

Behind me there arose a

The with

women their

lightning

prayer-like

shot

before

to

ignored

as

a

tent me

through child

meetings.

were as

at

peculiar a

child,

cacophony of rebuke.

and other people made fun of

I looked over my shoulder

them. But my mother sought

at the commotion. There were

them out for some reason. She

five ladies sitting together

had been orphaned as a child

on the last two dingy rows of

and became somewhat unhinged

seats on the bus. They bore the

by

outward signs of Pentecostal

when I was five. There were

holiness:

pulled

times she talked of suicide

tightly back in buns, ankle-

and I’d catch her weeping on

length skirts and long sleeve

the edge of her bed with her

shirts,

and

age

hands folded into her lap like

from

chubby

to

she was praying. I think she

a solid gray-haired matron.

went to the tent meetings and

That woman, I was sure, was

storefront

the grandmother of the rest.

for a miracle - or at least a

The thief stopped midway on

little bit of peace.

the bus and stared past me

confused.

women again. The matron of

the group by now was openly

a

long

hair

ranged

in

teenager

“¿Quién está hablando?”

the

death

of

my

churches

father

looking

I turned to look at the

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yelling at the thief as she

man looked terrified by then.

raised her open palms up in

The money and jewelry he had

prayer.

the

collected mattered little. He

thief and told him to let the

dropped the bag on the dirty

boy go as the other women in

floor, pushed boy aside, spun

the group shouted alleluia.

around and ran to the bus’

None of the other bus riders

door. He jumped off without

- including me - knew what to

a blink. I saw him land on

think or do. The eldest among

the sidewalk, stumble, roll,

the

and then regain his footing.

She

women

chastised

prayed

louder.

She was praying with Jesus’

“The entire episode had lasted three minutes and forty-five seconds...”

blood. But the thief pressed the knife’s blade closer to the young boy’s throat. The malandro

told

her

to

shut

up or he’d do something to him. He said the kid’s blood would be on her hands for not

He

shutting up.

direction.

She

shrugged

off

his

ran

off

in

the

opposite

The boy’s mother jumped

threats and said things like:

from her seat and grabbed her

“Flee you dirty devil - get

son. She held him close to her

out of here - leave the boy

breast and cried out loudly.

alone.”

Everyone

The thief’s eyes darted

started clapping. We didn’t

back and forth, but he kept

understand what had happened

on yelling at her to quiet

- and I think we all felt

down. He kept on saying he

uncomfortable,

was going to do something like

applauding those hard-bitten

“punch the boy’s ticket.” The

holiness

else

on

but

sisters

that

we from

bus

were the

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slums of Caracas. The ladies

friends of mine in a backstreet

ignored our adulation, raising

area

their hands and shouted out:

Boulevard, a major retail area

“Aleluya,

aleluya…

in the city. We were in a bar

gloria al Señor.” I didn’t

called El Bon Bon. It was the

know if the thief was evil,

kind of place where the rich

like those ladies believed.

came to slum with artists,

I didn’t know if he was just

leftists, street walkers, and

someone who had been pushed

transvestites. The salsa clubs

to his limits and he saw that

had all closed by that time of

knocking over the bus was the

the night and the streets were

only way he could buy baby

filling with people grabbing a

formula, diapers, or insulin.

bite to eat or another drink

Maybe

and

before making their way home.

needed dope. I really didn’t

In El Bon Bon, the music was

know. But he was dangerous and

ear-piercing

I’m glad the ladies scared

floor was writhing with sweaty

the living hell out of him. I

bodies

really was. When I looked at

cops

my watch after it was over,

They wore bullet proof vests

the entire episode had lasted

and high leather boots. The

three minutes and forty-five

cops took up positions at the

seconds.

entrance to the men’s bathroom

he

aleluya,

was

a

junkie

to Serve and Protect

of

the

and

when came

sell

Sabana

two into

little

Grande

the

dance

motorcycle the

club.

packets

of

coke. That’s what the cops did sometimes

in

Caracas.

They

I had dodged a bullet that day

would knock over a dealer in

on the bus. A few days after

the shanties, take his stash,

the

robbery,

and peddle the white powder

I was out on the town with

at clubs like El Bon Bon. I

attempted

bus

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didn’t like being around cops

commonly known by the Spanish

like them because they would

acronym as PM, were the most

act all friendly with you if

loathed

you were a foreigner and then

rank-and-file

shake

from the slums.

you

down.

I

told

my

-

and

feared.

was

Its

recruited

friends I was leaving as the

cops looked over at us and

were PM roadblocks on the road.

started

each

We were waved through most of

other. I left out the door

them until a PM officer ordered

at the opposite end of the

us to pull over near Los Dos

building. I had enough change

“The cops took up positions at the entrance to the men’s bathroom to sell coke...”

whispering

to

in my pocket for a carrito, so I hailed one down.

At the time I lived in

Venezuela, there were several police jurisdictions in the city.

Some,

like

investigative

the

elite

force,

La

It was March and there

Caminos metro station.

Policia Tecnica Judicial, or

PTJ, actually had a modicum

full. Most of the bus riders

of

were

respect

because

technocrats to

its

had

ranks.

younger flocked

The

PTJ

is

The bus was not even half waiters,

cooks,

university

students

home.

only

The

and

heading

female

on

now known as the Cuerpo de

the bus was a dozing middle-

Investigaciones

Criminales

aged woman who had swayed to

Penales y Criminalísticas, or

the rhythm of the bus in the

CIPC. The largest police force

seat behind the driver. The

in the greater urban area,

bus idled in park as two PMs

the

with their corporal climbed

Policia

Metropolitana,

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on board. The driver knew the

like mine, he slipped into

protocol and he kept his eyes

his shirt pocket behind the

on the road ahead of him. He

vest. After he examined all

didn’t even look at them. The

of the IDs on the bus, he

PM corporal squeezed past them

motioned to five us - the ones

and took the lead. He hooked

whose ID he still held - to

his thumbs into the straps of

get off. We grabbed our things

his bullet proof vest as his

and followed the PMs to the

scuffed combat boots thumped

sidewalk.

hollowly

on

the

floorboard.

One of the PMs standing

The two younger PM recruits

guard at the blockade slapped

followed him with their fingers

the side of the carrito, giving

resting on the trigger guards

it the okay to continue on.

of their automatic weapons.

We were left behind. In our

The corporal told us to

small group there was a well-

take out our papers. No one

dressed man carrying a load of

raised their eyes to the PMs

books. He looked to be about

except the sleepy-eyed woman

thirty-five. I could tell from

up front. She breathed out

their bindings they were law

tiredly when she handed over

books. The PM corporal ordered

her dogged eared carnet, or

us to the wall.

ID, to the officer. Sometimes

the

air

problems with your ID - and

he

some have not papers at all.

looked at the IDs. It was his

We’ll pat you down and then

way of showing disdain. When

talk,” he said.

I handed him mine, he looked

at both sides of it and did

weapons

that. He returned most of the

cash.

cards to their owners. Some,

against

corporal

between

his

sucked

teeth

when

“Some

They

of

were and

We

you

looking

for

easy-to-swipe

placed

the

have

wall,

our

arms

but

the

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woman in our group pleaded

pavement.

to be let go. She said her

daughter was sick.

why the PMs were pummeling the

She

even

up

couldn’t

understand

the

guy after they disarmed him.

prescription that needed to

But then I caught a glimpse

be filled. The corporal ignored

of the mobile phone he had

her. I leaned against the wall,

pressed hard against his mouth.

my legs spread eagled. They

I could hear him yell out the

patted me down before moving

words “Dos Caminos” and “PMs”

to the man with law books.

until he fell unconscious from

There was sudden shouting and

the beating. The mobile phone

the

of

skidded across the sidewalk

weapons being cocked - and

with one final boot-kick to

then a thump. The law student

the man’s face. The voice on

collapsed after one of the PMs

the other end of the device

whacked him on the back of

was anxious: “Hello? Dammit -

his head with the butt of his

do you copy me?”

automatic rifle. The other PMs

started pummeling and pistol-

unconscious

whipping him. The wounded man

sidewalk

tried to wiggle away. One of

bleeding against the wall. The

the PMs bent over and yanked

woman with the sick daughter

a small service revolver from

was sobbing and biting her

the holster clipped on the

tightly clenched fist - the

lawyer’s belt underneath his

man’s text books lay open and

shirt. But the man kept on

scattered on the pavement.

crawling on the sidewalk as

the PMs kicked him harder.

city was a lawyer. The firm had

He finally stopped and curled

a big case awaiting judgment

up into a ball on the dirty

for months. In Venezuela a

tell-tale

held

I

clicking

The

PMs man

and

dragged across leaned

the the him

A friend of mine in the

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delay of this nature meant

PMs pulled me away. He asked

the

for

for my wallet. I asked him

a little nudge. He wanted a

why he needed it since the

bribe.

other PM already had my ID.

judge

calls

was

But

even

corruption she

He shrugged and told me to

and another lawyer sent the

hand it over. I looked at my

judge a present. The sub-rosa

fellow traveler bleeding on

benefaction

rare

the wall. So I caved, pulled

volume on jurisprudence. The

it out and slapped my wallet

lawyers had even cut some of

into his open hand. He dug

the pages out of the book and

through it looking for cash -

stuffed the space with a load

but found none. The he pulled

of cash.

out my bank card. He looked

for

waiting

It

decorum.

was

was

So

some

almost

like

at as if it were Willy Wonka’s

something from a movie, she

Golden Ticket.

told me. My friend then told

me it was a pretty hefty sum

take care of your fine.”

of money. She said hated to do

“What fine?”

it, but sometimes you had to

He held up my ID.

tip the balance of justice.

“Fake

Then

are forged. You can pay the

she

told

me

that

the

“Look, $200 dollars will

documents.

They

judge sent her and the other

fine or be done with it.”

lawyer a thank-you card. The

note read that while the judge

I’m a journalist. They are not

loved reading the first volume

fake. They are accredited”

of the collection, he was now

He shook his head.

eagerly awaiting the “second

“You’re

tome” in the series.

No, man, you are jodido, you

are screwed - that’s what you

At the barricade next to

the beaten-up cop, one of the

“I’m not going to pay.

a

journalist?

are.”

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He handed me the wallet

back.

ISSUE FOURTEEN man on the wall. I was waiting for the first shot when a PM

“And

now

you’re

sergeant stepped out into the

arrested.”

melee with his arms raised

like a referee.

But before I could even

let it sink in, three police

cruisers came barreling down on

shouted.

us from the main road. The cars

came to screeching halt near

dancing

the

Plainclothes

as the sergeant pushed the

PTJ officers rolled out of the

officers apart. There was no

cars with automatic weapons,

bravado when he spoke, but a

pistols,

shotguns

taut, nervous grin cut across

aimed at the rival PMs. The

his face. He made some excuse

metropolitans

at

about one of the younger PM

the ready too, their weapons

recruits seeing the gun and

pointing

panicking.

blockade.

and

in

pump were the

now

direction

“They kept their fingers close to the trigger guards...” of

the

incoming

“Whoa!

Whoa!”

he

The PTJs and PMs stopped around

each

Some

crap

other

along

those lines. The PTJs eased back.

The PM sergeant was eating

crow

because

contingent

his

was

barricade

outnumbered

by the rival force. Silence

judicial

fell and the sergeant nodded

technical police. There was

to the jittery PMs to lower

shouting and threats. Everyone

their weapons. They followed

was hair-triggered. The PTJs

his command, but kept their

were shouting and demanding

fingers close to the trigger

that the PMs release their

guards. The sergeant huddled

fellow officer - the bleeding

with the head of the PTJs. They

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broke apart and the judicial

valuables for a bribe. But

technical police got the go-

before we could move on that,

ahead to gather their wounded

the sergeant saw us from across

comrade.

him

the street. He sprinted over

into the back seat of one of

with a riot gun clenched in

the sedans. The vehicles left

his hands. Once he reached us,

the scene with their tires

he began whopping the biggest

screeching.

of the group with the butt of

They

bundled

The

adrenaline

wore off among the PMs. They

the rifle.

were

slighted

by

the

PTJs

We scrambled back into

and were pissed off about it.

the wagon, but the sergeant’s

So the PMs grabbed us by the

blows fell hard on the man’s

shoulders and forced us across

face and upper body. We tried

the street to a Wrangler Jeep

to pull the man inside with us,

that had been converted into

but we weren’t quick enough.

a paddy wagon. They threw us

The enraged PM officer slammed

inside amid curses. All we

the doors on the man’s legs

could do there was wait now.

when his belt got stuck on

Nothing happened for an

something. We finally got him

hour. The back of the jeep

inside and the PM sergeant

was cramped and one of the

walked away, yelling at the

group asked a passing PM if

other officers.

we could stretch our legs.

He opened the back door to

badly that the whites of his

let us out. We lit up again,

eyes filled with blood. When he

smoking cigarettes and talking

tried to speak his breathing

quietly about what was going

was raspy. All we could make

to happen next. The prevalent

out was that he had been out

idea was to make a kitty with

so late at night only because

our cash, watches, and other

he wanted to see his daughter

The man was beaten so

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ISSUE FOURTEEN

on her birthday. The man was

woman with a young daughter at

separated from his wife and

home sick awaiting medicine.

lived

some

distance

from

her.

“No,

sir,

I

am

Venezuelan-born, and proud to The Jeep finally jerked

be so,” she said with her eyes

to life. We ascended uphill,

cast down, her fingers running

swaying and bumping in the

along the edge of the folded

tight

up prescription.

space

of

the

paddy

wagon. There had been plenty

of

and pounded the table with

rumors

of

cops

killing

The

officer

stood

up

people and leaving them in

Napoleonic flare.

shallow graves in the dismal

wastes

above

We

out of here. Don’t tell me I

didn’t

know

were

don’t know a foreign accent

the where

city. we

being taken.

“Turncoat! Spy! Get her

when I hear one!” Calabozo Blues

Then it was the turn of

the beat-up man to go before the inebriated official. The

We were processed at a nearby

wounded

station. A senior officer sat

bloodied and barely responsive.

pompously at a wooden table at

He

the entrance of the station.

concussion perhaps.

He was drunk and ridiculed

every

frustrated with the laconic

detainee

that

passed

was The

man

wavered

still

there,

stunned,

officer

a

grew

before him. Each one of us

responses from the man.

had to kowtow to his questions

and accusations. They seemed

Have some respect when you face

both insidious and surreal.

the law. Clean up,vagabond!”

“Is

that

a

Colombian

accent?” he asked the worrying

The

He yelled, “Drunk!

man

was

hauled

away. Each one in the group

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ISSUE FOURTEEN

went before him, including an

she shook her head. I did not

effeminate

say anything about the clash

young

university

student.

between the PTJs and PMs - it

would not have mattered. She

“Little papi, I hope you

brought

with

said she could not do anything

you tonight because these men

for me, but then told me to

inside are hungry for some

get behind the desk and call

fresh meat. Chau, pendejo!”

someone to come down with my

turn.

passport. She had no idea when

He greeted me with a bizarre

a magistrate would be able to

smile.

see us - the latest additions

some

Then

it

“Hey,

lipstick

was

my

gringo,

welcome

to the country’s overcrowded

to our country. But no clean

jails.

towels and no breakfast in

bed for you today. But please

over to her. There was a US

do enjoy your stay!”

one dollar bill in it that

they

Inside made

the us

station

un-loop

I had to turn my wallet

I had hid. She dug through

our

the hidden pouch and pulled

shoestrings, belts, and turn

it out. It had been my in

in anything else that could be

father’s wallet when he died.

used as a weapon. One of the

I had held onto the greenback

clerks - a young pretty woman

since I started carrying a

in uniform - asked me what

wallet in my teen years. I

I was doing there. She could

always carried it with me,

tell I was a foreigner and

knowing no matter how tough

seemed genuinely concerned.

things got, as long as I had

When I told her it was

the old dollar, I’d never be

because I didn’t want to bajar

broke. I begged her to not

de la mula, or get off the

to let anyone steal it. She

mule, and pay the crooked cop,

only nodded, took the wallet

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CRIME FACTORY

ISSUE FOURTEEN

but let me take out some of

drugs

the

currency,

slice of the profits. I asked

bolivares, I had hid. I never

him if he had any cigarettes.

saw that old dollar bill again

He nodded and I bought two.

and I was stupidly naĂŻve to

They took us to one of the

think she would believe me.

jail cells in the building,

few

a vast and bare windowless

bolivares I had into my cowboy

room with the high overhead

boot. I snuck behind her and

lights

burning

called my roommate. No one

night.

There

answered, but I left a message.

in the place. Prisoners were

Another PM led us, in Indian

curled up on the dirty floor

file, through clanging gates

with shirts pulled over their

to

heads to block out the light.

Venezuelan

I

the

stashed

jail.

the

The

concrete

because

got

through

were

no

the beds

Two

stains. To our right there

placed in the back for our

were showers where you could

necessities.

shoot up drugs. An Italian

- who I later found out was

out pass-through holes in the

busted for trying to smuggle

walls where the cells could

coke out of the country - met

carry out jailhouse commerce

us after we walked in. He said

for

he had basuco - a very cheap,

drugs. There were about 45

but highly addictive form of

men in the cell. The younger

cocaine - for sale.

ones pranced around the cell

The

through

cops the

who

led

starkly

buckets

a

walls were greasy with soot

reeking

they

were

The prisoners had carved

food,

cigarettes,

and

us

with a cocky attitude. Some

lit

had fresh tattoos and brand-

hallway heard him offering the

new

drugs to us.

shoes. We were the newcomers

and they wanted to show their

They let him sell the

-

expensive

-

running

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CRIME FACTORY dominance

A

are a bunch of sick bastards.

group of them came over to

We got such a beautiful country

me.

and they throw tourists in

of

the

place.

ISSUE FOURTEEN

“Epa mi yanqui, what’s

jail! Corruption, the whole

up, brother? Busted by the

place reeks of it.”

cops! Ha! Were you trying to

buy drugs? Did you get busted

on the floor and mumbled to

for

himself

something

else?

What

The drunkard slid back -

something

about

happened, big daddy?”

his adulterous wife who he

Why lie?

reckoned had finally learned

“One of the PMs wanted

her lesson. I declined to ask

money - and I wouldn’t pay

him just what it was. I eased

him.”

down onto the floor next to the

That was all I had to

bleeding man from the Wrangler

say. The mood lightened up

Jeep. One of the arresting

after that. They believed me.

cops - the sergeant who beat

They better than anyone else

him up - came by. Someone else

in the city knew how crooked

from

the cops were. One of them

faced man who claimed to be

offered me a smoke. Another

an accountant making his way

one flicked his lighter for

home from a late night at the

me. I was not a part of their

office, made a joke about the

brotherhood, but even these

accommodations. The PM looked

hardened could show a mercy

at him pointedly.

on a poor slob who had fallen

on the wrong side of a crooked

belongings. You are going to

police force. An older drunk

be here a long time.”

stood up and shook his fist at

The man trembled.

the bars imprisoning us.

“I didn’t have coke, you

“Bastards.

These

cops

the

group,

a

narrow-

“I found coke in your

must have planted it!”

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“You

calling

me

a

ISSUE FOURTEEN wall. That’s when I realized

liar?”

that one of the first things

It was rhetorical.

you do in a South American

We all knew it. The PM

jail is pray after you get

spun

around

some cigarettes and a better

and

left.

The

accountant who had made the

lay

joke

necessarily

wept

in

his

hands.

I

of

the

land in

-

that

if

not

order.

finished my smoke and wanted

Nothing

to sleep. I tapped my shirt

even proper, just something

pocket where I had stashed the

simple like, Get me out of

two smokes I had bought from

this

the drug-dealing Italian.

what I did on the floor that

night as the moon rose over

“Don’t worry, gringo,”

someone shouted out to me.

He

must

have

seen

the my

sanctimonious

shithole.

pretty

And

mountain

or

that’s

ranges

and the shantytown where the

tired eyes.

lights still glimmer against

the

“You are safe with us.

vast

black

velvet

of

We ain’t the PM and anyway

night like the campfires of a

you ain’t got anything left

besieging army at bivouac.

to rob.”

I almost laughed bitterly.

Here

I

was,

murderers,

surrounded

thieves,

by

pimps,

rapists, petty criminals and hit men. But I was safer in this place than on the heavily policed streets of Caracas.

I pulled off my cowboy

boots and rolled them up for a pillow. I turned to face the

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“I wondered if my autonomy wasn’t itself an illusion, a phantom operating inside the black hole of The End” -Hendricks


CRIME FACTORY

ISSUE FOURTEEN

A Sit Down With the Godfather The Peter Corris Interview by Andrew Prentice With one of the longest-running series has

been

dubbed

the

godfather

Photo: Lorrie Graham

in crime fiction history, Peter Corris of

Australian crime writing. Approaching the 40th Cliff Hardy novel, Peter’s famous

literary

Sydney

PI,

Corris

and for that matter Cliff, are not planning on slowing down, despite both enduring more than their fair share of health setbacks in recent times. Andrew Prentice from Crime Factory and Peter sat down one afternoon at one of Cliff’s favoured Newtown pubs, to chat about writing, films, politics and why Sydney is the place to be.

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Your pre-writing career was academia

and

journalism,

wasn’t it? Yes. Where did the shift take place into writing novels? I was working at the National Times when the first of the Hardy books came out in 1980. I was the literary editor, sending the books out, doing the reviews, and also doing some

interviewing

sports and

people,

the

first

pieces,

politicians… book

was

a

success, very well reviewed.

five years for the first one to get published. I gave up the journalism and was bringing in enough from the books and

That was The Dying Trade?

writing short stories to get I’d

going. I should add I had a

second

working wife as well, which

one because I enjoyed doing

was helpful. In fact, I handed

the first one so much, and had

the literary journalism job

started a third one, and well,

over

the ball just got rolling,

(Bedford) of course, so she

even

worked at the National Times

That’s

the

already

finished

though

one.

it

And

the

took

about

to

her.

That’s

Jean

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and topped things up while I wrote.

Look, I’ve never known. It was

And was there a particular reason

why

you

left

journalism? I got sick of it. I got sick of the literary editor shit. I got fucking sick of new books, beautiful new hardbacks flowing in every week in their dust covers, filling the cupboard up. For the first year or so I thought, “This is heaven.” I took a hell of a lot of them home myself, got paid for the extra reviews I did outside of the paper. It was a dream job for eighteen months but it got to the stage where I hated the look of a new book. It just sort of swamped me. It became so much more enjoyable staying at home, tapping away at Cliff Hardy. I’d found my niche. What was the inspiration for Cliff Hardy?

really just to imitate Raymond Chandler and Ross MacDonald and see if I could. I’d tried a historical novel based on my PHD thesis and about eighteen different publishers rejected it. So I had this idea. I’d been

reading

Chandler

and

MacDonald recreationally for years, and I thought, well, I’d try this. I felt like I really knew how they worked and what the formula was like and what changes you could make. I thought, Sydney, San Francisco, LA, I felt like there was a symbiosis there and

figured,

have

a

go

at

what you know you can write. Imitation was the stimulus. But after a few books, I felt I

had

and

an

the

individual confidence

to

voice play

around with the formula, say what I wanted to say, shit on people I wanted to shit on, things like that, so it took off creatively after a very

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start,

you

might

ISSUE FOURTEEN of faux-American.

It really

wasn’t set anywhere. But those

say.

publishers were wrong, there It’s been often noted that up

are letters in the Mitchell

until the time the first Hardy

Library

came out, that most Australian

publishers saying, this will

crime fiction was the Carter

never work, Peter should do

Brown-style books that were

something else. Fuck ‘em.

very

Americanised

and

from

some

of

those

this

was the very first Australianised crime book. And that’s why there was

resistance

to

it from publishers for at least four years.

They

that

Australian

crime

readers

wanted about

said

books New

York,

LA or London. They weren’t interested in apart

local from,

crime as

you say, the pulp stuff, Carter Brown, Larry was

Kent,

which

really

sort

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Ha, we’d all like to say that

university

about a publisher sometimes.

Canberra,

And so in essence, certainly

again,

with the Cliff Hardy series,

working at a CAE, and really, I

Sydney became as central a

just hated Victoria, I wanted

character as Cliff did.

to get to Sydney. I’d visited

I

but

it

was

never

a

got

tried

to

Melbourne

tried

suppose

so,

there,

Gippsland,

Sydney,

and

I

the

wanted

warmth,

the

activity,

the

conscious

pubs

thing.

open till ten

I

was

staying

brought up in

o’clock,

Melbourne,

so

and

Jean,

well,

I

I

and

said

to

that’s

got away from

what I want to

Melbourne,

do, and off we

don’t like the

went.

place, got away

M u t u a l

as quickly as

decision

I

course, and I

could.

the

In

dreary

working

love

class

of

Sydney,

I’m still wide-

neighbourhood

eyed

I grew up in

Sydney.

it was a grey,

moved to Glebe,

puritanical

it

city.

gentrified

I

know extent

it

has

about I hadn’t to

it’s not like that everywhere

the

now,

it

in the place but I finished

was still a mixture of derros

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happening.

It’s

not

a central motif but it’s a useful device and I give it whatever shine I can. What point did you think Cliff Hardy went from imitative to unique? The Empty Beach. And

that

was

made

into

a

movie. and crazies, old blokes in boarding

houses.

It

had

a

seedy side to it as well as a gentrified side so it was a very interesting place to be. The novelty of Sydney was part of the early books and it just kept on going. I’ve kept going back into the city and wandering around because it changes so much. The urban landscape thing that people talk mainly

about, just

for

me,

it’s

punctuation,

That’s the one. Ratshit movie. Terrible film. But the money enabled me to put a deposit on a house. My stand-up comedy line is that I much preferred the house to the film. It’s a great line. Yep, I’ve wrung a few laughs from that line. I read online that you said The Empty Beach should have been

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time,

he

might

have been thirteen or fourteen, said that. The film was a failure, a terrible flop.

And yet it had some

star power. Oh,

shit

yeah.

Ray

Barrett, Bryan Brown, John Woods, but there were all sorts of things wrong with it. I don’t know whether you know David Stratton’s book, The Avocado Factory, about the Australian film industry? There’s a

whole

section

on

reaction to The Empty Beach in there. I had various gripes, mainly

about

the

script, which was rat called The Empty Cinemas.

shit. I was contracted to write a script, so I did,

Can’t take credit for that

and they said… actually, I was

one, it came from the son of

contracted

a girl I was living with at

and then they had the right

to

write

three,

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to get another scriptwriter

Political speak. Kevin’s got

if they wanted. That was fair

a good bounce, and I got a

enough.

bounce out of the movie.

So,

I

submit

the

first one – too tough. Second one

too

soft.

Did

the

third one, and the producer

Did you have a lot to do with the cast?

said to me, “Peter, this is almost there.” And the next

With

I’d heard, they’d chucked it

I met him a few times, and

out and got someone else in.

we talked about the role, I

But that’s film producers, you

liked him, and I liked him

know? They have their irons

in the movie, he was good.

in the fire and they take out

But there should have been

the one that heats up.

voiceover,

Bryan

(Brown)

if

I

there’d

did.

been

some voiceover from him to So you remain ambivalent about

give you an idea what he was

the movie but you still liked

thinking instead of that very

the house.

stoic look he had, I think it might have even redeemed

(Laughs)

That’s

it

in

a

the

bad

nutshell. I mean, the movie

no,

I

played in the cinemas for a

and went overseas. I wasn’t

while, it played on TV, it

present for the shooting. One

was a video in the shops for

of the things that went wrong

quite a long time and it helped

was that the girl, the main

to stimulate the book, which

character, was supposed to be

went through three or four

a

editions so the whole thing

skinny, go-getting woman. She

did give me a kick along –

was when they cast her but by

what they call it? A bounce.

the time they came to shoot

very

script.

think

I

spunky,

Otherwise, got

shitty

streetwise,

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in

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gowns.

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That But

didn’t help.

everything

old

is

new

again, Peter. Any other film options on the Hardy books?

Well, there’s that. I’ve written a

couple

of

retrospective

Many, many. Over the years,

Hardy novels set back in time

it

for

so I’ll get my agent to pitch

film or television and keeps

it to a producer and see if

falling over for one reason

she can get them interested.

keeps

coming

up,

or another. And when they pay option money, you welcome it

Mind you, I haven’t read every

because you don’t ever have

Cliff

to pay that back, and that’s

quite a few, and Cliff moves

happened several times. I’m

with the times.

not

sure

another

film

Hardy,

but

I’ve

read

will

make it; that sort of private

Yeah, he does.

eye story, being told things, knocking on doors, is a bit

He’s got a mobile phone.

anachronistic. Crime films now are high-tech, very dependent

True. I had a mobile for a

on the workings of technology,

while

CSI-type

have

giving up and I couldn’t text,

eye

film

I couldn’t keep the screen

seventies

and

live long enough to text, even

costuming,

“Yes, I’ll be there.” So Cliff

cars, they have to mask the

doesn’t text either, he takes

mobile phone towers, things

photos with his phone, and

like that. So I think it’s

makes calls. He’s reasonable

to

set

stuff. a

You’d

private

back

in

the

it’s

expensive,

but

my

eyesight

was

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email

that’s

and

about

Google

all.

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but

James Ellroy doesn’t seem to

his

like anything or anybody.

daughter Megan is pretty flash at that, as my wife is, so

No. I’ve met him a few times,

he’s got a back-up.

a remarkable guy, mad as all hell.

So are you convinced the modern take on a private eye wouldn’t

I read an interview he’d done

work in a movie setting?

where he said he couldn’t wait for Bill Clinton to die so he

I’d like to think it could

can write a book about him.

but it would take a tremendous commitment from someone who

He hates Bill Clinton. There

really wanted to do it. You’d

was an interview he did with

need

Bob Carr, who’s a noted crime

to

have

someone

as

good as the people who made

reader,

and

Chinatown. To me, that is a

Clinton

a

superb movie, set back in the

and

late thirties, early forties,

say that” and Ellroy said, “I

around there, the timeline is

fucking can!” He endorsed a

a

book for me once by writing,

little

you

can

indistinct, do.

You’d

which

have

to

Carr

“This

Ellroy

called

“weeny-wagger”, said,

book

is

“You

hotter

can’t

than

have a terrific script, really

cougar come.”

good actors…it might work, I

mean, look at LA Confidential,

phone with a howl and say:

that’s a bloody great film,

“This is the American Werewolf

even James Ellroy liked it

of

and James Ellroy doesn’t like

Fucking mad. I thought his

anything.

books were fabulous, up to,

He used to answer the

American

Literature.”

but not including, The Cold

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Six Thousand. I couldn’t read it. I couldn’t read Blood’s A Rover. I think he’s disappeared up his own arsehole as a stylist. Do you think? Agree 100%. I loved LA

Confidential,

The Big Nowhere… American Tabloid? American

Tabloid

is one of the best books

I’ve

ever

read. Exactly! One of the very And

best that

high

books. was

point.

the And

then he took on that cryptic,

tabloid

style, you couldn’t get

a

handle

on

character,

or

development,

or

anything. He says that

he

writes

complete

a

summary

of the whole book, about

200

pages,

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and then goes back and builds

different way. Agatha Christie

it up and that is the complete

wrote the last chapter first,

and

of

so she knew what was going to

what I do, which is start,

happen, so I guess its horses

and not know from one day to

for courses.

absolute

antithesis

the next what is happening. I

write

the

same

way

you

I ask that question of any

described. Does it ever - for

writer I interview, haven’t

you

interviewed Ellroy. But the

where you think, I don’t know

others

where to go from here?

say

the

same:

They

-

lead

to

an

impasse,

start the book not knowing how it’s going to end. Carl

So far, no. I’ve never had

Hiaasen once said it would

to

spoil

knowing

a few short stories or put

how his book is going to end

them on hold because of that

before

sort of thing and I dread it

it he

for

him

starts

it.

That

abort

a

novel.

Aborted

would be like reading the end

happening

of a book first.

the anxiety about that, as I

in

a

novel,

and

say, is one of the fuels I I am exactly the same. The

use to keep going. There have

challenge

out

been pauses, and times when I

what is going to happen and

haven’t written for a day or

the anxiety of “Can I keep

two. I go out and see Jean, we

this going?” That keeps me

have a drink, and it occurs

interested and excited until

to me what I have to do and

about two-thirds of the way

I’m back on it, as it were.

through where you have to have

So, a few moments like that,

some idea how to shape it, and

but not terminal. Sick, ill,

then that’s interesting in a

but not terminal!

is

finding

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were

set

in

different

We’ve talked a lot about Cliff

places. They started really

Hardy but you’ve done so much

well but failed badly.

more than just Cliff. There was also the Ray Crawly series,

What time period was this? I

that

have to admit I don’t remember

became

a

TV

series,

didn’t it?

the series.

Sort of the other way around.

The last one was called The

My friend Bill Garner, wrote a

Vietnam

lot of TV, wrote a lot of Blue

was published in about 2000.

Volunteer

and

that

Heelers and some plays, great guy, bloody good writer. He

And when did the TV series

came up to see me in Sydney

run?

and said: “I’ve got the ABC to commission an espionage mini-

It was a one-off mini-series,

series and I’ve got this idea.

which the ABC showed and never

And we wrote it together, as

showed again. I’ve had agents

a

And

pleading with them to show it

Bruno

again, just for residuals, you

Lawrence was Ray Crawly, New

know? An extra quid! But it’s

Zealand

he

never happened, not sure how

was in Frontline? And he was

you’d find it now, but it must

Crawly, and he was terrific,

be out there in the ether,

very

you can probably download it

it

mini-series was

script.

bloody actor,

tough

guy.

good.

remember

So

we

did

that and then I novelised our

somehow.

It

had

some

good

script, Penguin published it,

people in it and was really

it did well, and that kicked

very good. It wasn’t as good

off the Crawly series. Bill

as Blue Murder, or Scales of

would provide the basic idea,

Justice, or Phoenix - those

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are outstanding series - but

you’re writing about has a

it was a hell of a lot better

really emphatic stamp to them,

than some of the other stuff

like, God knows, Fred Hollows

around.

did. But it takes longer. I love writing and the periods

You’ve

written

non-fiction.

Biographies?

between writing I get bored and fidgety, Jean has to tell me to stop moping! And this

Well,

“As

strictly never

told

to”,

biographies.

written

an

not I’ve

form of writing can be more laborious,

waiting

for

the

absolute,

transcripts to come in, and

objective biography. But I’ve

then you have to check and

written for Fred Hollows, Ray

re-check,

Barrett, John Sinclair, Bill

getting the good stuff down.

Hunter – which never saw the

It’s a different exercise but

light of day. But always, “As

I’m too old for it now, my

Told To Peter Corris.”

eyes have gone, I couldn’t

make

sure

you’re

work on the transcripts and What’s the difference, writing someone’s

autobiography

do the interviewing.

to

writing fiction?

Who

was

your

favourite

subject? Harder

work.

Working

from

the transcripts, getting the

Oh,

sequences

character, larger than life,

not

of

events

committing

slander,

libel.

right,

perjury, Trying

could

Fred do

Hollows.

What

microscopic

a eye

to

surgery on a child and then

capture the tone and manner

shoot wild pigs with a .303

of the person. I mean, it’s

rifle. I’d love to have done

not too hard if the character

a proper, objective biography

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on someone like Fred, someone

earthquake. You were up there

with a cerebral and physical

at the time, weren’t you?

life, a popular and well-known figure. But that’s passed me

Yes,

by

Cliff.

the house shook, and as we

Crawly’s

moved around we saw what had

now.

I’m

Browning’s

down gone,

to

I

lived

Dudley,

gone. I did three books about

happened.

a

no way that such a traumatic

witness

protection

agent

named Dunlop…

There

at

was

really

event wouldn’t translate well into

Luke Dunlop?

a

Hardy

novel.

That

applies to some of the novels but not all by any means.

That’s the one. Nobody wants historical novels any more.

So,

Peter,

not

everything

They only want to read Hilary

that has happened to Cliff has

Mantel… So I’m down to Cliff

happened to you?

now, and I’m lucky, Cliff’s still a bread and butter man,

No, not everything. Though when

and can keep me writing, keep

I had a quadruple bypass that

some money coming in.

gave me the idea for another book and there probably are

How old is Cliff in literary

other examples which if we

time?

had five hours to sit here I’d remember. A lot of the stuff

You age a serial character at

does

one-third the natural rate.

experience,

The

first

Hardy

Aftershock, in

derive

from

personal

especially

stuff

around

relationships,

the

relationships,

I

read

was

good

which

was

set

ups… when that happens, the

the

information goes into a sort

Newcastle

after

break-

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of a well and you know how

place in other locations. Are

to write about it when you

they places you’ve lived or

need it, painful or shameful

visited?

though it may be. Writing

from

p e r s o n a l experience? That’s

right.

I

don’t do a lot of documentary

or

physical research. The

ideas

come

from my own life, my imagination and what’s what’s

around, in

newspaper,

the what

I

hear on the radio or see on TV, what friends

tell

me,

you know, just the basics of the life around you. While Cliff Hardy is most

identifiable

with

Sydney,

few

novels

a take

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locales

when

they

There’s

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are

important

in the city. I mean, St Peters

become

familiar.

Lane in Darlinghurst. I went

been

a

novel

set

to have a look at it just a

in New Caledonia which Jean

couple of weeks ago and it’s

and I went to for a literary

changed,

conference, that was Master’s

Next to the building where I

Mates. Byron Bay has appeared

imagined Cliff’s office to be

in a few short stories.

there’s a new block of units

it’s

gentrifying.

and some of the streets have The South Coast?

been blocked off to control the traffic and make it quieter for

A few times, where we’ve lived

those who’ve bought terrace

at odd times on and off. It’s

houses to live there (puts on

great territory for a novel,

a snobby voice) if you know

you’ve got the escarpment, the

what I mean. The end of King

cliff road that fell apart and

Street where he had an office,

had to be re-built, that sort

gentrified. It was a set of

of

old buildings and they all

thing,

which

translates

well into a novel.

got tarted up and the rents skyrocketed. And now he’s in

Do you try and fit favourite

Pyrmont. But he had to take

places

out a mortgage on his Glebe

into

favourite

pub,

a

novel,

a

restaurant,

that sort of thing?

house

in

order

to

be

able

to afford to be in Pyrmont. So when you ask does Sydney

Very much so. Newtown, where

infuse the books, well, it

we are now, figures a lot. This

does in this kind of way. It

very pub has appeared a few

provides the working material

times. Hardy’s office has moved

that the story moves around.

around according to changes

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It often strikes me that a

told me I had to update my

long-running crime series set

streetscape.

in a certain place can be a

only payola I’ve ever had.

historical

documentation

So

that’s

the

of

the changing nature of the

Do you read much Australian

setting as the story itself.

crime fiction yourself?

That’s certainly true. I think

I don’t read a lot of crime

that’s very much true of Rankin

fiction

and Edinburgh. I think Rankin

historical novels, don’t know

is very conscious of his locale

why I veer away from crime.

but for me Sydney is a little

I read the Scandinavian crime

more subliminal in the Hardy

novels.

books. Another one is Connelly

about them. I read the recent

and Bosch with Los Angeles.

Rankin just to see what it

Those books really chart LA

was

socially

I

new Bosch. Peter Temple, I

that

thought The Broken Shore was

could

terrific, but wasn’t so fussed

be lying to you about that!

with Truth. I read a bit of

I’ve never gotten any payola

true crime and wrote one not

from a publican or restaurant

long ago.

and

physically.

don’t

consciously

do

about

Sydney,

I

but

at

all.

Jean

like.

I

is

I

read

passionate

would

read

a

manager for including their books

Up until recently, you were

but a few have thanked me.

the only writer flying the flag

Although, Gleebooks (a famous

for crime fiction in Sydney.

Sydney

Everything seemed to come out

establishment

me

a

in

bookshop) brand

new

my

once UBD

gave

street

of Melbourne.

directory, because Hardy used to go in all the time and they

Funny how it works. When I

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Melbourne

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didn’t

seem the place to set a crime novel. It was more a place for espionage and political intrigue. But that all changed with

shotgun

blasts

from

Carlton to Brunswick and the gang wars. There are a few more series based

in

interviewed

Sydney

now.

Lenny

I

Bartulin

recently, who sets his books in Sydney. He has a character called Jack Sisko, and Lenny, despite being from Tasmania, said that Sydney was an almost perfect place to set a crime novel,

and

that

he

almost

wrote the first book with his feet, by walking around the place.

continues a great tradition crime

writers

who

set

their books in places other than born.

wrote about LA. Hammett was born in Baltimore and wrote about San Francisco. Why do you think that is? Are

I have seen his work, and he of

Chandler was from Chicago and

that

which

Simenon

they

was

were

born

in

Belgium and wrote about Paris.

they seeing a new place with fresh eyes? I think that’s it exactly. It sounds a bit glib but I can’t think of a better reason why it happens so often. I’ve got no desire to set a book in

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Melbourne. I’ve got a book

No, it’s not, there’s a bit of

coming out soon called Standing

transposition perhaps…but to

In The Shadows. This is from

the extent that any of these

Arcadia, I’ve published two

people are in Melbourne, they

historical novels with them

move from Melbourne as fast

that haven’t made any great

as they can. So watch out for

splash. But this one is three

that one.

novellas that trawl through the

sexual

underbelly

of

I will.

Sydney from the 1940s to the 90s.

You know where the title comes from?

That’s

covering

a

lot

of

ground, Peter.

No…?

Yes. The first one is about

“Standing

a homosexual wrestler who is

Mick and Keith…

in

the

shadows…”

working in the years after the Second World War, and all the

Oh, I know who Mick and Keith

sorts of things he gets up

are.

to. The second one is about a transvestite draft dodger,

I should hope so.

set in Sydney in the late 60s. And the third one is about a

They just played Glastonbury,

lesbian literary agent in the

and the only concession to the

1990s (laughs).

big stadium shows was they had fireworks at the end.

That’s not going to be cutting too close to the bone is it?

Well, Mick’s nearly as old as me. I’m 71, Mick’s turning 70

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You’re still looking good for

remember Phoenix, the show on

it.

the ABC?

Yeah, Mick’s looking better

Yes.

than me, doesn’t walk with a limp. Keith’s a bit younger

Remember Peter Faithful, big

but…

dark guy, who had been an excop. Really good actor. He

A well-worn late 60s, sort of

would have been a very good

a medical miracle.

Hardy. Hardy is a big, dark guy, bit of a hooked nose,

The grooves in that face, it’s

hard look to him, but funny.

like you’d have to unfold them

So

to read his story, a poet said

happy with that, but we never

that, can’t remember his name.

got to casting. And there was

But

great

a weird time that seemed to

musician. His autobiography,

get close, when Paul Hogan was

ghost-written obviously, is a

in the mix. And I thought,

damn good read.

well, if you were going to go

jeez,

a

fucking

I

would

have

been

very

funny and quirky, well, not So,

tell

filmmaker

me,

Peter,

contacted

if

you

a

my first choice but I wouldn’t

and

have set my mind against it

said, ‘We want to do a Cliff

if the money was right.

Hardy movie,’ who would play him? If you got to choose?

I

had

not

imagined

Paul

Hogan. Well, it’s funny. Over the years

various

people

have

But you can, in a way, can’t

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you? But that didn’t go. But,

don’t think you’re as bad as

if I had a choice, Russell,

you’re made out to be.” And

Russell

age,

Crowe just looks at him, and

looks right, looking a bit

his presence fills the screen,

knocked

good

and all he says is, “Yes I am.”

actor, and all he needs to do

And you believe it. That’s an

is just look… doesn’t need to

actor. What does he command

say very much.

for a film now? Is it twenty

Crowe. about,

Right bloody

million? We can excuse the fact he was born in New Zealand?

He owns a football team. It could be anything.

Well, yes, and the fact he’s interested in rugby league,

He was thinking of selling it,

which

he’s

wasn’t he? Anyway, maybe it’s

probably a bit of a shit, but

fifteen million. Well, if not

great on screen. I saw him in

Russell… Mel’s a bit short,

3:10 to Yuma, have you seen

but he’s about the right age

it?

and looks a bit knackered. If

I

despise.

And

they had short women, shot Yes, the western based on an

from

Elmore Leonard short story.

work.

That’s right, and there was

If Tom Cruise can be cast as

an earlier movie as well. And

Jack Reacher, Mel might be OK

there’s a point in the movie

for Cliff.

where there’s

they’re a

camped

young

kid,

an

angle,

Mel

might

out, it’s

I’ve

read

a

few

of

the

dark, there’s a campfire and

Reachers, some of them were

so on. And the kid says, “I

very good. I didn’t see the

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film, can’t bring myself to

better on screen, Hombre is

think of Cruise as Reacher.

one of my favourite films of

Mind you, I think Cruise is

all time but the crime novels

a good actor. Have you seen

seem very hit and miss. A lot

Collateral? Great movie, he

of it is in the dialogue, that

pulls

idiosyncratic

it

off

brilliantly,

dialogue

that

almost playing against type as

he does so bloody well and

this cold assassin. He can’t

filmmakers seem to struggle to

help being five foot five. Rain

translate that to screen.

Man, he was fantastic in that too. I mean he’s a pompous

Get Shorty got that right,

prick with the… what’s that

and so did Out Of Sight.

whacko religion…? Haven’t seen that one. Scientology. George Clooney, Don Cheadle, Fucking whacko religions.

Ving

Rhames,

and

Jennifer

Lopez. John Travolta is apparently a scientologist but it doesn’t

So you’re a movie man?

seem to affect him as much. I am a movie man. Another really good actor but in a whacko cult (laughs).

So am I. Very much, although

Great as Chili Palmer in Get

my wife now has to conduct

Shorty, that was one of the

me into the cinema and place

few Elmore Leonard books they

me down in the seat because

managed to make a good movie

in a dark theatre, I haven’t

out of, at least the crime

got the faintest fucking idea

novels.

where I am. As soon as the

His

westerns

were

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screen’s lit and I’m close

if it’s about ballet or opera

enough to see it and I’ve got

I turn it off and if it’s about

my hearing aids in, I’m fine.

theatre or film or writing I

I even saw The Great Gatsby

might listen. Then about ten

the other day and I thought

thirty, I pour a big glass of

it was pretty good. I think

wine, a bloody sight bigger

Baz Luhrman should have been

than this (pointing to the

taken out and shot after doing

glass of wine in front of him),

Moulin Rouge and Australia,

then I’ll go in and write for

but this was not bad at all,

an hour, always knowing from

and

the

Strictly

Ballroom

was

fabulous.

previous

day’s

session

where I’m going to start. Gets me to about twelve, listen to

So we already know that you

the midday news, have a sleep

can’t go many days without

from one till two.

writing… Very Spanish of you Absolutely

not,

a

week

is

hell!

Very 71 years old of me. Then I’ll go for a walk, do some

So, how do you structure your

shopping, piss around, on some

writing day?

days do my AFL tips, fill in the time. And then I work again

I get up in the morning and

from five till six, another

listen

on

glass of wine. Occasionally,

about

I might cook once or twice a

nine o’clock. I piss around

week, watch a film at night

for a while, not doing too

and then read. Read, read,

much, then I turn on Michael

read. That’s a day. We’ve got

Cathcart Books and Arts and

grandchildren who come around

to

breakfast

Fran radio

Kelly till

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and I’ll play with them, I’ve

for getting published – Jesus,

got

some

putting

weights,

machine,

a

golf

that’s hard now. You have to

I’ll

play

get an agent. And that’s not

with those with the grandkids,

easy,

bit of cricket in the back

are

yard. That’s a day; bit of

My agent, Gabby Naylor, who

writing,

reading,

is terrific, isn’t taking on

drinking. It’s a good life,

anyone new unless something

I’m very lucky.

comes her way that absolutely

family,

not

a

taking

lot on

of

new

agents talent.

twists her knickers and that So if you had one piece of

doesn’t

advice for a budding writer,

much.

if they came to you and said,

Peter, I don’t know how to get

be

started, not sure what to do

it some other way; through

to get published, what would

journalism,

you tell them?

profiles

really

My to

happen

suggestion try

stories,

and

would

break

maybe

into

getting

published, maybe

very

short

something

Those are two different things.

online, something like that,

One is how to get published

to build up a bit of a CV and

and one is how to write, which

then hope you can attract the

are we talking about?

attention of an agent. I mean, I was so lucky, it was much

Can you do both?

easier back in the late 1970s because that wave of interest

Both? OK, imitate the manner,

in

Australian

writing

was

the style and the form of the

just starting to build and the

writer you most admire but

few agents that were around

using your own imagination and

were just getting going and

material. See if that works. As

were eager to take people on

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and work like fucking knaves

anticipate some of the things

to promote us. And that was

that might happen between now

good because like a lot of

and then. The retrospective

writers I was bored shitless

is called That Empty Feeling.

by contracts and money and

I’ll leave that for when I’m

royalties and the like. Just

dead and Jean can publish it

tell me where to sign and I’ll

posthumously

write the book.

money.

So

there’s

another

Hardy

coming out soon?

and

make

some

Did you imagine back in 1980 when

The

Dying

Trade

was

published that you’d hit 40 Yes, Silent Kill comes out in

Cliff Hardy books?

January (2014), that’s number 39 and they’re planning to

Oh, shit no. I just did it as

make a fuss about number 40.

something to try and see if I could get a novel published

As they should.

before I was forty. And I made it by two years. And I’ve been

Well, you know, it makes some

blessed

sense.

written

I’m an atheist and atheists

it’s

can’t be blessed.

Now,

another

I’ve

one,

but

a

ever

since,

except

retrospective, set back in the 80s, and I’m pretty sure they don’t

want

a

retrospective

for number 40, they want a contemporary one, so that’s what

I’m

writing

now.

And

it can’t come out till 2015 so the trick is to try and

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TEMP WORK SHORT STORIES

The PeachStreaked Blouse

remember to separate whites and colours?

By Kevin Burton Smith

Men. They never listen…

he does one load. One load.

I

mean,

really,

they

just don’t have a clue.

happens?

A

houseful of dirty clothes, and And that’s after me nagging him for three days. And so naturally my new ivory blouse,

called man of the house. Give

the really nice one, dressy

him simple instructions, he

but professional-looking, the

can’t even get them straight.

one I saved up for from that

Like laundry, for crying out

little boutique on St. Denis,

loud.

the one I really wanted to I

Bill,

what

so-

Like

So

must

the

have

told

him

wear today,

just about the

about a million times, Honey,

only clean thing I have left

if you’re going to

in the whole damn house that

laundry,

The

fits since I lost that weight,

brightly coloured things go

is a streaky, stomach-churning

here, the whites go there,

shade of pale peach.

these are done in hot water,

these are done separately, in

but I’ve told him and told

cold. Like that.

him and told him not to try

do

The

roster

it

do the

man

memorized

every

the

to

And Robbie? I love him,

pour

the

milk

over

his

Montreal

Shreddies by himself. So what

Canadiens team since before

happens this morning? Yep. A

he

milk flood. The whole bag on

was

of

right.

born,

but

he

can’t

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So

ISSUE FOURTEEN hah.

he’s

crying,

and

So I turn to him and say,

there’s milk everywhere and

like, (well I didn’t actually

Bill’s all pissy because I

say

dared to point out he ruined

thinking it) Hey, like thanks

my blouse, and now I have to

for the fashion critique, Mr.

clean

I’m

Polyester Tweed from Sears.

the one running late, and of

Now could you pry your eyes

course, Bill’s car is blocking

off my breasts and run off that

mine, despite the fact I’ve

Henderson report like you were

only told him about a million

supposed to do last Friday?

times or so to park it on the

street when I’m on the day

do actually ask him about the

shift, and then I’m late for

report, it turns out he didn’t

work and, yeah, because my

run it off because, gosh, he

other clean blouse is now full

just had so many other things

of milk and breakfast cereal,

to do.

I have to wear my brand new

blotchy pink blouse, and hope

him two or three memos, and

nobody

reminded him in person about

up

the

at

mess

work

and

notices

it

under my blazer.

Fat

it,

but

Of

course

Pierre does right away,

But of course, when I

After all, I only left

the

many languages do I have to speak before it sinks into

moment I walk in, and then

his brain?

starts

condescending

definitely

a hundred times. Like, how

chance.

with

I’m

his crap

typical

So now I have to do it,

about

plus all our other paperwork,

how Anglos don’t know how to

because he’s off in court or

dress.

to the dentist or something,

Of course he instantly

and that takes up most of my

tells me he’s joking. Hah hah

morning. And the last thing I

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Al

with butt plugs in their ears.

Day Afternoon, and yammering

And that might have been the

in French that it’s a stick-

highlight of the day. It goes

up and everybody stay calm

downhill from there.

and nobody will get hurt and

And then it’s lunch, but

mouthing off about all us rich

that’s no escape -- I have to

maudit Westmount Anglos and

go to the bank to cash a cheque

all that tired old nationalist

(because Bill forgot to get out

crap.

some money, of course), and

naturally they’re renovating

Really? What year is this?

all the damn ATMs again or

1976?

something at the Alexis Nihon

mall (“renovating” them for

I pull my piece, and politely

our “convenience” of course)

identify myself to the little

so I have to wait in line

creep,

for an actual teller and I’m

just in case he thinks I’m

stuck behind some old geezer

some

who smells like an old ashtray

to pull a fast one or some

and

crazy

keeps

turning

around

Friggin’

Pacino

Like,

in

Dog

Supertramp?

Well, get hurt, my ass.

flash

stupid

him

my

citizen

American

badge trying

tourist

who

and trying to peer down my

thinks he’s Dirty Harry and

blouse.

tell him calmly but firmly,

And then, just make my

just the way we’re supposed

day

complete,

greasy

to, one hundred percent by

little twerp with the junkie

the book, to please put down

sweats and a Supertramp Crime

the weapon.

of the Century T-shirt breaks

Sir.

out of the line and whips out

Or I’ll shoot him in the

a bloody old .38 and starts

damn kneecap.

waving it around like he’s

some

But

you

think

Jesse

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So

then

his

gun

goes

flying and people are screaming in all the usual languages, and he’s spinning around and around on the floor like an old 45, yelling and crying and there’s an awful lot of blood around the crotch of his jeans and he’s yelling at me, “Why’d you fucking do that for, maudit Christ de chienne?”

Okay, so I missed his

knee

by

a

few

inches,

but

Christ, what does he mean, why did I do it?

I swear, men, they never

listen….

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Hobo Race

By DeLeon DeMicoli

by

of

junk

contractors

left

behind

and

evicted

tenants.

White Man had wads of

Waz Mane’s elbow grinded into

Scotch tape holding up his

Cap’s jawline. Face pressed up

plastic

against the fence. Warm blood

up

trickled down onto onlookers

recognize one letter from the

fingers curled into the chain

next last time he visited the

links.

DMV, resulting in his driver’s

Cap

remembered

how

frames.

lenses

made

it

hard

license

felt when the ruby eyes cut

his sight still good enough

into his flesh. He wore a beard

to

back

garbage when Cap looked to

peppered

white

with

a

whiskers few

revoked.

to

Mane’s gold lion’s head ring

then,

being

Scratched

identify

vintage

But from

dark

hock treasures, hoping to buy

strands. Wads of cracked flesh

a plate of tacos or a part

sagged under his eyes. Toasted

for the rusted 60s Triumph

complexion caked with grime

motorbike frame hung on the

and dirt. Was a different man

back of his RV.

then. Too clean cut for Mane

to recognize now. Spent a year

syrup

living out of a tan Chevy 30

a telephone line the length

motorhome. White Man fine with

of the corner lot. Empty Cup

Cap parking it in front of

Noodles

his dilapidated Victorian as

tall grass. Feet crunched down

long as he picked up after

onto empty liquor bottles as

himself. Freed up afternoons

Cap pushed off the fence. Freed

to ride his restored Schwinn

up space for him to circle

Panther

around

away. Bloodied up Mane’s nose

Bottoms,

scavenging

the

Lower through

with

Prescription bottles

a

cough

dangled

from

styrofoam caught in

jab.

But

his

right

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hook cut through the night

ran down the side of his face.

air, giving Mane time to duck

Wore a blue hoodie and jeans.

and counter, crashing Cap’s

A

organs into one another. A knee

G-Shock

slammed up into his groin. He

to his wrist. Pitched Mane a

dropped to the ground. Chunks

brown vial over the fence post.

of

Mane poured a bump of white

glass

stabbed

into

his

forearms.

black

and

gold

timepiece

iced

out

attached

girl on the side of his hand. him.

Snorted it. Placed the vial

dangled

into his pocket and rapped,

from muscles carved into his

“Ain’t no turnin’ back when

torso. Baggy jeans hung below

I’s put a molly whoppin’ on

his backside. Chunks of Hanes

you.”

boxer shorts collected over

his

Rapped,

street stated no parking first

“Stay down if you know what’s

Wednesday’s of each month due

good for you.”

to street cleaning. Cap parked

Cap spit snot and blood

his RV along the service drive

into a patch of weeds. Khaki

leading to an abandoned train

trousers

dirt.

station to avoid a ticket.

Joints sounded like crackling

Woke up in the early hours

ice dropped into tap as he

with

shifted his weight onto his

his head, hands knotted up in

knees. Said, “Not even close

front of him. He sat on his

to being done with you yet.”

knees.

He rose to his feet. Blood

down

dripped off his elbows.

once his imagination got away

Cutty stood on the other

from him. He knew there were

side of the fence among the

places in the Lower Bottoms

locals. A large jagged scar

folks weren’t welcome. Heard

Gold

Mane

stood

Franco

belly

over

chain

button.

soiled

with

Sign

a

on

White

pillowcase

Warm

the

covering

drizzle

side

of

Man’s

poured

his

leg

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stories of what happened when

cold cement ground.

keaks

got

a

hold

of

you,

Mane rapped, “First one

but always thought they was

make it to the pail and put

folklore.

out their fire lives. Other

two cook. Them’s the rules,

Waz Mane wore a black

leather jacket, baggy jeans

yo.”

and white on white Air Force

One’s. A thirty-three set to

Birdy, dressed in a yellow

his

Puma

lips.

Pulled

the

damp

A large, robust man named tracksuit,

threw

the

pillowcase from Cap’s head.

empty canister of gasoline,

he poured over the three men,

First thing Cap focused

on were flames dancing inside a

into

rusted steel drum. Crackling

another

light illuminated the exposed

steel column. Poured a line

wood beams in the ceiling and

of gasoline from each man’s

brick interior.

post to twenty feet back. Had

Mane passed the broccoli

all three lines converge by

to Cutty. Exhaled. Took a swig

his feet. Then, pulled out a

from

match.

a

bottle

of

eighteen

the

darkness. canister

Grabbed

set

by

a

dummy juice wrapped in brown

paper.

taught him when there was a

Pointed

over

Cap’s

Waz Mane moved like Coach

head and rapped, “Hit ‘em.”

string dangling the length of

A wave of cool liquid

the room, bopping and weaving

soaked into Cap’s clothing.

from one end to the other.

Dripped

beard.

Cap too old to keep up with

Both men on either side of

the young man’s pace. Got off

him

The

first with a jab. Mane leaned

intoxicating fumes stung eyes,

back, raised his shoulder to

burned nostrils and made the

cover

men cough and spit onto the

with a cross, pivoting off his

from

drenched

his as

well.

his

chin.

Countered

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right foot with enough force

his head as he tried whacking

to snap a wood plank in half.

away flames that ate at his

Cap back-footed like he was

clothes

blotto. Mane smirked. Turned

like a hyena. Boils formed

to Cutty and rapped, “Dude

over his skin. Vertigo kicked

ain’t got nothin’ left.”

in causing him to drop to the

A

Kool

Cutty’s

lips.

dangled Rapped,

and

hair.

Screamed

from

ground, curl up into the fetal

“Let

position and cook.

him know what happens when he

go ‘round tha ‘hood calling

Got his first taste for the

you out, yo.”

needle

war. Returned to the Lower

Flames ate up gasoline,

rapidly

overseas

during

the

the

Bottoms with an appetite he

three-seated men. Cap lunged

couldn’t shake. Swept floors

forward,

the

inside Leo’s Custom Auto Shop

pail of water while excess

on 15th Street. Found peace

gasoline,

his

under the entrance of a UAW

clothing, dripped underneath

office. He struck Cap in the

him. Other two men followed

back of the head. Waves of

suite.

chasing

yellow and orange crawled up

them down like guard dogs let

Cap’s leg. Whacked at them

loose on trespassers.

with open hand strikes. Feet

approached

Other hobo went by Bear.

ran

soaked

Orange

Syd

towards

spent

into

heat

the

sixties

felt

nestled

in

lukewarm

fighting the establishment and

bath water. He kicked off his

to end war. Disability checks

boots. Peeled off his sweater

paid for protest fliers and

and yanked down his pants.

canned food. Lived in a tent

Crawled away from his burning

on

pile of clothes in his socks

a

putting

green

across

from the neighborhood sports

and underwear.

field. His arms flailed over

Other

end

of

the

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a

water

drenched

the room once she felt his

Bear felt his jaw shift over to

fingers curl into her hand.

his ear. Arm dangled against

His

his

released

over him. Face red and puffy.

from his grip once Cutty’s

Damp Kleenex enclosed in her

baseball

fist. Said, “Doctor’s coming.

ribcage,

pail

bat

pelted

his

wife,

Lorraine,

stood

elbow. Second swing knocked

Take it easy.”

his legs out from under him.

Cutty and Birdy hammered away

responding by his Christian

until Bear lay in a pool of

name for the year he’d been

warm juice.

away.

family

Mane left impressions of

Cap

wasn’t

Doctors, members

used

police asked

to

and what

his ring onto Cap’s bare skin.

happened to him? Why abandon

Cap protected his head. Arms

your family after being laid

took damage from foot stomps.

off from your job?

Waited

until

Mane

took

a

A molar felt like hard

breather. Lunged forward and

candy as it swirled around the

ran. Jumped out of a window

inside of his mouth. Spit it

opening.

he

onto the ground. Hugged Waz

was on the third floor until

Mane’s pant leg while hammer

he counted the seconds during

fists struck the side of his

free-fall.

head. Mane turned around and

kicked out, freeing himself

later

Didn’t

realize

He woke up several days on

bed.

from Cap’s grip. A push-kick

face.

followed, causing the bridge

Right arm wrapped in a cast,

of Cap’s nose to snap. Eyes

same for his left leg. Felt

swollen. Back hit the dirt.

pressure against his chest.

Stared

Wheezed when he inhaled. His

sky as he fell in and out of

daughter, Hildy, ran out of

consciousness.

Bandages

a

hospital

covered

his

up

into

the

night

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Mane’s finger and pulled it off.

and rapped, “Let’s get a taco.

Leaned into his ear and read

Hungry

aloud graffiti written on the

his

as

shirt

fuck.” hung

on

Grabbed a

post.

far brick wall, “Raised by a

Wiped off the blood and spit

fist, but shot with a gun.”

collected on his gold lion’s

He turned around and walked

head ring.

away.

Fired shots muted a police siren

heard

a

few

blocks

down Peralta Street. Chunks of

Mane’s

insides

dangled

from the chain link fence. Blood spatter covered most of Cutty’s face. The area quickly cleared of witnesses. Mane had trouble keeping his balance. Clenched the fence for support. Knees shaken.

Air

Force

One’s

stained from liquids heaved out of his mouth. It took a moment for Cap to get to his feet. The .38 Smith & Wesson 15-4 pressed against his

knee

as

he

caught

his

breath. Made sure his legs were steady. Then stammered towards

the

fence.

Ripped

Mane’s hand free. Gripped the chunk of gold wrapped around

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Evil Streak

dark brown eyes Kate had once

By Michael M. B. Galvin

referred to as mocha. He was solid, with broad shoulders and

big

hands,

and

just

a

They were getting along fine

little bit top-heavy. He didn’t

until Freddy went and said

smile easily. He had a scar

the thing about Kate.

on his chin from a childhood

Gregorio’s hadn’t been

accident. He was shaved close

remodeled since the 80’s. The

and was wearing a tight gray

Coke was flat, the floor was

zip-up sweatshirt.

sticky, the pizza was bad and

the garlic knots were as hard

physical

as math. It was dark, though,

didn’t

and the booths were private,

Reagan watched him shove slice

and

eating

after slice into his face and

anyway. You didn’t maintain

wondered how the guy stayed

peak

by

thin. Then again, he wasn’t

eating crap, and maintaining

thin, not really. He didn’t

peak physical condition was

weigh much, but what there

important to him. You never

was was all fat. Reagan was

knew when you might have to

aware of such things. Freddy

run, or kick something really

was maybe thirty. Reagan was

hard, or lift something really

thirty-two.

heavy,

Reagan

wasn’t

physical

or

condition

break

somebody’s

Freddy was not in peak condition,

mind

the

and

bad

he

food.

The crack about Kate came

arm at the elbow. Life was

up early in the conversation,

unpredictable.

and, at the time, Reagan had

let it pass. He hadn’t dated

six

He was one inch shy of feet,

with

brown

hair

Kate for almost two years,

that came over his forehead

and he hadn’t even seen her

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for about ten months. He still

never

thought

though,

Freddy pushed his plate away

and to Reagan, that counted

and started to pick at the

for something.

back of his front teeth, like

about

“Yeah,

her,

she

looks

said

anything.

Then

like

there was a clump of tartar he

shit,” Freddy said. “You on

couldn’t dislodge. First he

Facebook? Look at her pictures.

used his fingernail, and then

She’s out every night of the

he grabbed a plastic coffee

week, she’s always fucked up.

stirrer, broke it in half, and

She’s all over anything that

started

moves.

Plus,

After a few minutes, Reagan

about

twenty

she’s

gained

pounds.

You

digging

couldn’t

with

that.

concentrate

on

ask me, you got out just in

anything the guy was saying.

time.”

He began to believe he could

that

hear Freddy scraping away at

Freddy meant it as a kind of

his teeth. It gave Reagan a

male bonding, the girl dumped

headache.

you, let’s rag on her together,

you and me, women, Christ,

the coffee stirrer onto the

who needs them? Solidarity,

floor and asked him what he

brother.

thought, Reagan weighed the

It’s

Freddy

flipped

Reagan took it. He felt that

of the job. Then he picked up

tingle in his head. He wiped

a glass shaker filled with red

his palms on his jeans.

pepper flakes and bashed the

subject

and

moved went

the

when

dig at Kate against the merits

Freddy

not

So

way

That’s

possible

off

the

asshole in the mouth with it

into

the

as hard as he could.

details of the heist, slurping down free refills and blowing

Reagan waited in a line of

his nose into napkins. Reagan

cars outside the pre-school.

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There

was

to

hospital for stitches, and he

jam a car seat into his own

was terrified of Reagan after

car, a blue and silver 1981

that. Reagan wound up in a

Datsun 280 Z, so he was in his

therapist’s

sister’s red Toyota Matrix.

sessions

There

What some professionals might

were

no

way

ISSUE FOURTEEN

Cheerios

ground

office,

didn’t

but

last

long.

into the upholstery and the

consider

car

issues’ most people recognize

smelled

a

little

like

‘impulse

the

sour milk. There were fading

instinctively

butterfly

streak.’

stickers

stuck

on

as

down

‘evil

An empty water bottle rolled

window and inched along until

around in the passenger side

he came to a harried teacher

footwell.

with a clipboard and a walkie-

It had been about a week

talkie. He gave her his name

since the thing at Gregorio’s.

and she checked the list. Then

Reagan had been careful not

she called into the school and

to lose his temper since. He

had Reagan drive up a hundred

was in control of his body,

feet or so to wait.

and he should be in control

of his mind. He remembered

the door, all bookbag and pink

when he was a kid, not too

boots. She hugged her uncle

much older than Clementine,

and showed him a drawing she

and he had gotten into a fight

had made of what she claimed

with his neighbor Chris, and

to be a volcano. He opened

Reagan got so angry he picked

the back door and scooped her

his bike up over his head and

into the child safety seat.

threw

it,

pedal

caught

Chris

rolled

an

the inside of the back window.

grinning

He

control

his

Clementine bopped out of

as

the

She hummed to herself as he

in

the

buckled her in.

shin. Chris had to go to the

Reagan

finished,

stood

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up, and looked over the car

driving, too. They had worked

and across the street. That’s

together

when he saw the Ford Explorer.

Dockit Industries thing. He

It was too far away to know

was a good man, all business.

for sure, but his instincts

There was a third guy in the

had always been good, and his

back seat, but Reagan couldn’t

instincts

see him. They were arguing

what

telling

him

last

year

who was in the truck and what

about something.

was about to happen.

That sounds awful.”

He got in the driver’s

seat.

“The “Not

fresh meat,

“You all buckled in?”

Fresh Beat Band.”

“Yes,” said Clementine.

“Then let’s go!”

have here.”

Reagan pulled out onto

on

meat beat!

the

band? The

“Oh. Let me see what we He popped the CD into

the street.

the stereo. He doubted they

were out to kill him. Freddy

“You want to listen to

music?”

was pissed off, sure, but he

“Yes!”

wasn’t stupid, and the fact

“What kind? Opera?”

was

“No!

The

Fresh

Beat

Reagan

made

the

Greek

too much money for Freddy to

Band!”

take him out. Freddy would

Reagan checked his rear

want to teach him a lesson,

view. The Explorer was two

though, so he put together

car lengths back, between a

this little trio to give him

ricer Mitsubishi and a silver

a good beating. Reagan didn’t

Avalon. He could see Freddy in

think the other guys in the

the front seat with some kind

truck were Freddy’s buddies.

of a bandage over his nose.

That meant Freddy was paying

He recognized the black guy

them, and that meant that they

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weren’t emotionally invested

hotter and he was just dumb

in

the

arguing

outcome.

They

were

enough to start firing out the

because

they

knew

window if he got frustrated.

there was a kid in Reagan’s

Reagan’s

car. The guys wanted to call it

him if anything happened to

off or postpone it, but Freddy

Clementine.

wanted it done. Or maybe it

was the other way around.

off home and then go to meet

Freddy.

The

Fresh

Beat

Band

sister

would

kill

He could drop the kid But

there

wasn’t

came on, multi-ethnic twenty-

anybody over there. Melanie

somethings cheerfully blasting

had to take Josh to a doctor’s

out

for

appointment for his foot. The

toddlers. “On your mark, get

guy had been hobbling around

set, let’s move! Hop aboard,

for months.

we’re leaving now, we’ve got

so much to do!”

if he was in his Z, but the

Matrix was a gutless wonder.

catchy

pop

music

“This music is terrible,”

He

could

outrun

them

Reagan said.

Good gas mileage, though.

“No, it isn’t!”

“It sounds like a washing

beating.

He could just take the

machine full of rocks.”

“You’re weird, anky!”

tail. He made his decision and

Clem called Reagan anky

took a left into the shopping

because when she was smaller

plaza. They followed him past

she couldn’t say Uncle. It

the Dick’s and the 24 Hour

stuck.

Fitness and the Staples.

He

ran

through

his

They were still on his

“Are

options. He could just keep

McDonald’s?”

driving, but you never know,

this might make Freddy even

McDonald’s?”

we

going

to

“Do you want to go to

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“I want French fries!”

through Clem’s bookbag, but

“But little girls don’t

he knew it was a longshot.

like

to

fries.

Not even Melanie would send a

They like to eat worms and

three year-old to school with

dirt and bugs.”

something that could be used

“No, they don’t!”

as a weapon.

“Really?”

“They don’t!”

stack of books and a packet of

“I don’t know. I’m pretty

Go-Gurt. “Here. You can read

eat

French

He handed Clementine a

sure I read that somewhere.”

about Angelina Ballerina and

“I want McDonald’s!”

a cow that drives a boat.”

“Let

“That’s a dog!”

“I’m pretty sure it’s a

me

think

about

it.”

He

drove

around

and

cow.”

behind a TJ Maxx and parked

facing a wall. The Explorer

were waiting. Reagan cracked

pulled in after him and sat

the center console. Nothing

idling about a hundred feet

but

away, waiting to see what he

Splenda packets and CD cases.

would do.

He hit the glove compartment

“Listen. I have to get

and found the car’s manual,

out of the car for a minute.

some hand lotion, a packet

You just wait here, please.”

of

“Okay.”

Chipotle,

“I won’t be long.”

sunglasses.

“Okay.”

And a screwdriver.

He

Flat-head,

took

a

quick

The guys in the other car

empty

gum

tissues,

canisters,

napkins

and

a

from

pair

maybe

of

four

inventory of the Matrix. There

inches of metal sticking up

was nothing in plain sight

from a skinny plastic handle.

he

Cheap. Flimsy. Not a tool you

might

use.

He

searched

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would use for a real job, but

He stood.

just the thing for prying a

The driver shut off the

stuck CD out of a stereo.

Explorer’s

engine.

He

and

Freddy

the

in

the

It

would

have

to

do.

and

He waited.

guy

Reagan stuck the screwdriver

back climbed out. Freddy had

into his sock and looked in

an automatic pointed at the

the

ground.

back

seat.

Clementine

handed him the Go-Gurt.

“You

have

Reagan

guessed

the

other two had guns somewhere

to

open

he couldn’t see them.

this.”

He tore the top off the

blared out of the Matrix. “Are

package and gave it back. Clem

you ready to roll? ‘Cause here

sucked

we go!”

away

as

she

flipped

The

Fresh

Beat

Band

through a book. The car seat

reached around on the sides,

the driver.

so even if she got bored and

“Reagan.”

wanted

she

“Looking good, Freddy.”

really couldn’t. Unless she

“Fuck you, you fucking

unbuckled

psycho,” said Freddy. Reagan

to

look

around

herself.

Could

“Glenn,” Reagan said to

she do that? He assumed she

could

could.

words. Freddy’s jaw was wired

shut.

He would have to be fast.

hardly

He turned up the music.

flowers?”

“Wait for me here, Clem.

“You

make

didn’t

out

get

the

the

Don’t get out.”

Glenn smiled and Freddy

She ignored him.

seethed. The tape on his face

Okay. Go time.

meant the nose was broken.

He got out of the Matrix

The left side of his face was

and walked with his hands out

bruised

to his sides.

was

a

and

swollen.

burst

blood

There vessel

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that made his left eye almost

and only one of you.”

completely red.

until you get more guys?”

He mumbled through his

“You

want

me

to

wait

clenched teeth, “Real fucking

funny, dick.”

Glenn forward. “Move! What the

guy

Reagan from

nodded

the

to

back

the

seat,

a

Freddy waved Stussy and

fuck am I paying you for?”

The kid bounced on the

tough looking kid with acne

soles of his feet and shook out

scars,

twenty-one,

his fists while Glenn walked

in a Stussy baseball cap and

carefully to Reagan. He pulled

a striped hoody. Stussy just

a small length of pipe from

stared.

the back of his waistband and

“No guns,” said Reagan.

held it in his right hand.

“You

“Nothing personal, Reagan.”

twenty,

don’t

make

the

rules,” said Freddy.

“He’s

right,

no

guns.

Reagan nodded. “Nothing

personal.”

We don’t need to get carried

away.” Glenn turned to Freddy

three feet away, Reagan lunged

and the other guy. “Put them

for Glenn. Glenn was a known

in the truck.” When neither

quantity. He was older than

man

the kid and he had been in

moved,

himself.

Glenn

“Put

them

repeated in

the

truck.”

They

When

they

were

about

the business almost as long as Reagan. He worked for the

obeyed.

Reagan

Greek,

too,

supposed

running the show, he wasn’t

everybody probably worked for

really running the show.

the Greek. Glenn had him by

Freddy

smiled

at

in

Reagan

noted that even with Freddy

that

though

some

way

him.

two or three inches, but he

“You sure you want to do this,

was too deliberate to be a

Reagan? There’s three of us

good fighter. He lacked the

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instinct.

He

just

wasn’t angry enough.

Glenn

Reagan’s wasn’t

“Come

on,

asshole,”

under but

When Stussy came at him

again, Reagan got him with a

Reagan leveled at his knee.

forehead to the face. Now the

It

and

kid had blood streaming out

bent his leg backward with a

of his nose to match the blood

sickening crack. Glenn went

from Reagan’s mouth. This made

down,

knee,

Stussy mad. He responded with

and the pipe clanked to the

a flurry of punches, some of

pavement.

which Reagan blocked and some

caught

Glenn

clutching

The

the

he

pussy.”

kick

expecting

Stussy said. “You’re a fucking

ducked

haymaker,

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flush

the

music

from

the

of which he didn’t. The kid

Matrix never stopped. “We got

was strong and fast. Reagan

a green light! We’re gonna

couldn’t quite seem to hit

take a ride! Come on, what

him and the constant blows

are you waiting for? ‘Cause

were starting to get to him.

here we go!”

He went down on one knee.

Freddy yelled “Fucking

kill

him!”

Before Stussy could even

react,

Reagan

was

on

him.

as

loud

as

He tackled him and brought

closed jaw would let him.

him

down,

but

the

kid

had

his

Reagan saw Stussy moving

something to prove. He kneed

toward the pipe on the ground.

Reagan

and

He couldn’t let the kid get

an

ahold of that, so he charged,

elbow that caught Reagan in

wrapping Stussy up and driving

the mouth. Reagan ducked to

him across the parking lot

the side just in front of a

and right into the side of

well-thrown left that could

the Matrix.

have done some real damage.

in

squirmed

the

away,

stomach swinging

The

Fresh

Beats

sang,

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“It’s time to move it! It’s

wash over him. He tuned out

time to groove it! Are you

the pain. He tuned out the

ready? ‘Cause here we go!”

Fresh Beat Band. Stussy came

smashed

at him again and Reagan simply

into the window right next

reached out, grabbed the kid’s

to Clementine. She looked up

right ear, and ripped it off

with her big three-year-old’s

of his head.

eyes and Reagan pulled him

away. He winked at Clem and

manager from TJ Maxx came out

circled his finger around his

the back door with both hands

head in a this-guy’s-cuckoo

filled with garbage bags, he

gesture. Then he threw Stussy

saw a black man lying on the

as far across the parking lot

ground cradling his leg, a

as he could.

wailing kid on his knees in a

blood-soaked sweatshirt, and

Freddy’s

face

“Give it up, kid. He’s

When

the

assistant

not paying you enough to get

Reagan,

killed.”

than

and holding a severed ear.

“He’s paying me enough

bleeding

one

spot

on

from

more

his

face

to fuck you up.”

Reagan grinned at him with

He came again, and this

blood-stained teeth and the

time Reagan sidestepped him.

assistant manager dropped the

As Stussy went past, Reagan

bags and ran back inside the

grabbed his arm and spun him.

store.

The kid was ready, though,

and he caught Reagan with a

to reality. Time to go, he

brutal forearm to the eyes.

thought. Cops are incoming.

It hurt. It also woke up that

thing inside Reagan that he

back around, he felt Freddy

was

behind

always

trying

to

keep

under wraps. He felt the heat

Reagan

But

snapped

before

him.

He

he had

back

turned gotten

the gun from the truck and

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and into Freddy’s left temple.

head.

It slid right inside Freddy’s

“You couldn’t just take

your

fucking

said.

beating,”

“Anybody

else

he

would

head and took a piece of skull with it when it poked out near Freddy’s forehead.

have just taken the fucking

beating.”

go. It stuck. Freddy dropped

Reagan

put

his

Reagan let the screwdriver

hands

the gun and reached his hands

on his knees and started to

up to his face. There was a

pant, calming himself, trying

lot of blood.

to get his heart rate down.

still on his feet.

“I have a kid in the

car.” I

“The

had

fuck

some

do

pussy

I

care?

lined

up

Somehow,

Freddy

was

“What did you do?” he

asked,

honestly

“Seriously.

What

confused. did

you

this weekend, and look at my

do?”

fucking face!”

“It’s not that bad.”

Freddy patted gently at his

“I’m

eating

through

a

fucking straw!”

Reagan

looked

Reagan

backed

away

own face. The rage in Reagan was fading fast. He wiped as

over

at

much blood off his own face as

the Matrix and went pale.

he could with his shirt.

“Clem! Get back in the

car!”

as

Freddy

felt

around

gingerly until he found the Freddy

swiveled

his

screwdriver’s

handle.

He

head to look, but no one was

asked, “What do I do? Do I

getting out of the car. He

pull it out?”

turned back just in time for

Reagan to pop out of his squat

to a hospital. Actually, you

and shove the screwdriver up

know what? Just stay here.

“I wouldn’t. Maybe get

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right through him. As they

drove away, Reagan could feel

Reagan started for the

Matrix.

the kid’s head bounce against

“Wait! Don’t leave me!”

the undercarriage . He could

Reagan shrugged and got

have been okay, but Reagan

into the Toyota. He turned

knew he wasn’t.

the music down before he put

the car in reverse and backed

“Speedbumparoonies!”

up, careful not to hit Glenn,

or Stussy, or Freddy, who was

notice. When you’re a kid,

wandering in panicky little

lots of things happen that

circles with his hands on his

you can’t explain.

face.

“Who

was

that

man?”

“Whoa!” Clem

Reagan

didn’t

said.

seem

to

“Are we still going to

McDonald’s?” she asked.

asked Clem.

“What man, honey?”

get you a spider milkshake,”

“The

man

at

the

window.”

“Absolutely. We need to

said Reagan. “Right after we hit a car wash.”

“That was my friend. He

was just being silly.”

“He was all bleeding!”

“He was not. He was just

playing a game.”

He slammed the car into

drive and wrenched the wheel. That’s when he saw Stussy, red anger in his eyes, pointing a gun right at the windshield. Without even thinking, Reagan leaned on the gas and plowed

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a mess of his sock. The pain

The House On North Cass

By

ISSUE FOURTEEN has almost all but vanished—

Robert James Russell

or, anyway, it’s subdued, not worth thinking about at a time like this.

And as he walks up the drive

of the small house on North

swollen

Cass with the snubnose tucked

things on his peripherals and

in his pocket, Jimmy tries

causing shapes to jump out

to discern where the uneasy

that aren’t actually there. On

feeling

account of a concussion, more

has

come

from.

It

He

lumps

forward,

eyes

his

distorting

isn’t on account of how easy

than

Rollo gave up the location

He stops near the broken-down

that bothers him…not really:

garage

he has absolutely no doubt in

calls above in the dark sky,

his mind it’s all a set-up.

thunder somewhere close, car

Really it’s that he’s going

honking, a dog. He can paint

along

with

a scene with the familiarity

Young

Jimmy,

it

anyway—that Smart

likely, door,

from

earlier.

listens:

bird

Jimmy,

of those sounds in a place

would never do such a thing.

like this, a neighborhood so

But here’s Old Jimmy, Unwise

far gone it had almost tripped

Jimmy,

on itself coming back around

walking

right

into

it.

again. The kind of place he Jimmy can’t be bothered

once felt comfortable in. The

with any of that now anyway.

kind of place he now feels

Instead he limps slowly up the

wary

driveway and can feel fresh

with. But that’s impossible

blood run down the inseam of

tonight.

his

left

leg

and

soak

the

insides of his boot, making

of,

ready

to

be

done

The dog he hears barking—

pretty consistent since his

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arrival ten minutes earlier—

lot adjacent, gaping windows

it’s south, two houses down,

and

one street back. It was always

then back to this house, the

his job to find the escape route

curtains drawn and that faint

first, always first, so before

smell of vinegar in the air.

he shuffles any further up the

Places like this, when they

street and before he brazenly

go quiet, he knows no good

approaches

is

house—he

the

peers

house—the through

the

semi-collapsed

being

had.

roof,

This

is

no

exception.

backyards and makes an exit

strategy

been

sagging front stoop with the

taught making mule runs with

corners of the stone steps

Psycho and Little Bill back

all but chipped away and looks

during those initiation days.

through the front window best

“You just never know,” Little

he can, mapping in his mind

Bill would say. “Better always

how he thinks the interior

have a fucking get-away.”

might

ranch-style

like

he

had

So Jimmy plans before he

Jimmy

be

approaches

laid

out.

houses

the

These

are

all

takes one more step like it’s

built from the same goddamned

as natural as breathing: head

blueprint anyway: front door

one street over, in front of

opening to living room opening

the house with the barking

to dining/kitchen area, small

dog,

then

hall leading to bathrooms and

north on King half a mile,

bedrooms, stairs to basement

wash-up at the Texaco and he’s

near the garage. He takes a

clear. For a while, anyway.

step

street

burst of pain run through his

street

leg and to his back and even

lamps, burned-down shell of

though every bit of him is

a house that stands in the

screaming for him to stop and

down

He

again:

two

surveys

blocks

the

busted-out

up

and

feels

a

sharp

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turn around, he ignores these

instincts and lurches further

and steps toward the couch,

up to the door, cracked open as

slow.

if he was an invited guest.

of old age, he thinks. The

Inside the living room—

impetuousness is gone even if

just

where

the

he wants it back. He hovers

be—the

over the man he recognizes

living

he

room

thought would

Jimmy takes out the gun The

only

grace

TV is blaring some sort of

through

infomercial,

the

spotted, booze-soaked skin as

a

Benji Queen, just a kid when

violent blue-white haze. It

Jimmy left so long ago. A damn

takes

kid.

otherwise

coating

dark

Jimmy

a

room

in

moment

for

thick

good

beard

and

his eyes to adjust, and as

they do the outline of a man

of this now, they all are.

comes into focus lying on the

Jimmy wipes his eyes clean,

couch, shirtless. Asleep. He

clear, thinks about how it’s

waits,

it

going to go down. Use the gun,

isn’t a trick, takes stock

everyone’s awake. And there’s

of

see:

no telling how many are holed

living room dirty, unkempt;

up in this shithole. So, what

plates of food and takeout

instead? Jimmy waits, thinks,

containers

watches Benji shift in place,

makes

damn

everything

he

sure can

staggered;

La-Z-

Doesn’t matter—he’s part

Boy type chair in the corner,

snore

cushions ripped out; kitchen

finally get comfortable, then

dark, empty; sliver of light

doze back off. Oblivious.

from

hall

wedged

on

the

loudly,

shift

again,

He pockets the gun and

dining room floor; man snoring

walks quietly to the kitchen

somewhere,

bedroom

looking first down the hall

maybe; TV on somewhere else,

to the left—all doors open

maybe basement. Not sure.

and dark inside but one, a

spare

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bedroom at the end, open a

and finally lunges toward him

crack with some light coming

with a knife of his own, of

out. Where the second TV is,

the hunting variety: short but

he thinks. He passes through

fat, sturdy, the kind you’d use

the small dining room with

to dress a deer. Jimmy manages

the table covered in bottles

to

and more food containers and

thrust and they topple toward

sees, like he knew he would,

the sink together, making a

a door past the kitchen next

loud clanking noise when the

to a small bathroom leading

metal of the blade hits. He’s

to the basement: door shut,

behind Benji now and without

all quiet. He waits, listens,

even contemplating he puts him

hears the collective snoring

in a headlock, trying hard to

of the collective bodies fill

soothe the wild beast. Benji

the house, then goes back to

kicks

his

the

spills a nearby plate on the

first try in the first drawer

floor that cracks in pieces,

to the left of the sink, a

loud.

drawer of cutlery. He grabs

That’ll just about wake up

a steak knife—will do nicely,

everyone else, then.

slightly serrated, still has

some of its point to it—and

trying hard to break free from

turns back toward the living

the hold. He continues to kick

room to find Benji standing

his boots wildly along the

between him and it, staring

ground, leaving crooked black

straight back, all awake now,

skids on the cheap linoleum

his

and, finally, remembers he’s

task

and

muscled

finds,

body

on

ready

to

pounce.

Benji

deflect

and

Benji’s

bucks

Shit,

his

Jimmy

Meanwhile,

initial

legs,

thinks.

Benji’s

still holding the knife and doesn’t

say

a

reaches back with it, slicing

thing—Jimmy has no idea why—

open Jimmy’s neck just below

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collar.

Jimmy

releases

and

pant,

Benji, who falls, then scoots

spoken

back

a

toward

the

fridge

as

no

words

yet—must

dancing

being

sound

party

to

like

anyone

Jimmy grabs at the wound. At

downstairs—but

the ache.

thinking about any of that,

only this, right here, pitting

Benji breathes hard and

labored and it looks like he’s

everything

now ready to make the call

this

for

looks

his

compadres

to

come

he

great in

Jimmy

has

against

rhinoceros.

Benji’s

He

eyes—wide

back him up. But Jimmy, using

and

everything

rockets

sure how but finally gets his

meeting

opening and jacks the knife

throat—hard enough that Benji

into Benji’s neck along the

cannot speak—then elbows his

side, covering his mouth so

knife to the ground. Benji

any last minute sounds cannot

fights back again, more like

escape. Benji struggles for

wrestling—as all cornered and

a moment, reaches up as if

wounded

will—even

he wants to pull the blade

manages to punch Jimmy in the

out, but they are in a sort

leg near where he had gotten

of

shot earlier. But Jimmy keeps

keeps the blade firmly planted

at it: one hand on Benji’s

in, pushing harder until he

throat, the other fending off

can feel it hit bone, spine,

his tree-trunk arms fighting

until the great beast is limp

back, all while keeping the

in his arms.

knife in check, trying hard

to

the floor and collapses next

toward

find

he

him,

has, hand

animals

a

place

to

sheathe

wild,

isn’t

bear

tired—and

hug

now

and

isn’t

Jimmy

Jimmy sets the body on

it, Benji blocking him every

to

time.

notices the hole on his leg

The two of them grunt

it,

exhausted.

Then

he

more gaping now, blood pouring

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So and

he

takes

cocks

the

the

gun

hammer,

aiming best he can between shaking

hands,

his

vision

blurry, shaken up, too. And he waits.

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ISSUE FOURTEEN drugs

made

good

headlines,

but the little things that could fall through the cracks could and did. Until now.

With the aid of Victorian

On the stormy afternoon of

Police, we can present to you

Friday the 11th of June, 1982,

some of the stranger evidence

a

officers

collected on that day in the

raided the Downtown Bar and

Downtown. Below you can read

made a slew of arrests and

samples

acquisitions. A known hot spot

taken from the thugs’ pockets,

for the Melbourne underworld,

hidden cracks between tables,

thirty-five arrests were made

written on the bathroom walls,

with

successful

and crumpled in the bins. In

convictions stemming from the

their own words, we present to

day. History would dub this

you the men of the Melbourne

day ‘The Last Drink’ as the

underworld and their secret

Downtown would shut its doors

thoughts and musings.

squad

of

police

seventeen

of

the

paperwork

and never reopen. Those who scurried away from the long arm

of

the

law

found

Collected from the jacket of

new

Brandon ‘Legbreaker’ Murphy

places to imbibe and plan for

- lined A5 notepad paper

another rainy day.

The

names

and

photos

TO DO

from ‘The Last Drink’ went

Pick up milk

down in history but what was

Wash car

never revealed were many of

Burn clothes

the material items recovered

Bury shovel

from

Call Brad

the

raid.

Numbers

of

weapons and street value of

Fix back step

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Buy new shovel

Finished school

Floss

Laughs at my jokes

(Ed. A few of these items were

Drives a Holden

related to the recent execution of a police informant, name

Cons

withheld, and I am worried

Smarter than me

‘Floss’ might actually be a

Mother is a train wreck

part of that grouping)

Listens to The Undertones Born on Valentine’s Day

Collected from the back pocket of Billy Coogan - a Downtown napkin

Can’t deep throat (Ed. Billy would later marry Mandy

Fell.

Tanya

Windsor

would become his long standing TANYA

mistress until he found her

Pros

with

Can deep throat

Dandenong cottage he paid rent

Loves to deep throat

on. He beat both of them into

Drinks Melbourne Bitter

the ICU. She recovered and

another

man

in

the

moved in with her mother) Cons Chubby thighs

Collected from the bar in

Family in Geelong

front of Waz Atkins right

Red hair Can’t drive

next to his freshly poured schooner of Victoria Bitter - plain A4 paper

MANDY Pros

Free Datsun - Ideas

Green eyes

Give to Gary for his 16th

Long hair

Car bomb in Prahran

Reads books

Whack Joe, pop in the boot,

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into

Sorrento

Back

list)

Beach surf Chadstone car park burn out

Collected behind the bar

club

tacked to the wall -

Hide drugs in doors, park in

cardboard

front of Joe’s, give Keene an

Books you need to read:

‘anonymous’ tip off

The Moon and Sixpence

(Ed. This note exposed the

And Then There Were None

previously unknown Chadstone

The Long Goodbye

Burnout Club and also sparked

Utopia

an IA inquiry into Detective

The Daughter of Time

Ralph Keene who was discovered

--Uncle Bang Bang

to

be

and

incredibly

would

be

corrupt

eventually

dishonourably discharged)

Collected from the wall to the left of the men’s urinal

Collected from Denis Paygen’s wallet - yellow Post-It

Ideas Don’t get caught Drink more Rob Zarn’s Jewellery

Wayne’s Birthday

Sleep with Zarn’s daughter

guitar

A urinal for shitting

shot gun

Have better ideas

bike

Blow my brains out

boots

Don’t carry more than $75

night at Palace Playmates

Read a book

bowie knife???

Write a book

Betamax player

Look up: book

(Ed. The Betamax was probably

Eat a whole chicken in one

the

sitting

most

dangerous

on

the

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a

whole

dog

in

one

sitting

I

only

Stop letting Ashuns in the

always want to leave. I need

bar

to leave.

Learn to spell

I will never leave. (Ed.

want

to

Clinically

leave.

I

depressed,

Collected from the mouth

Campbell would serve time for

of Charles Douglas as he

a

attempted to swallow it lined notepad paper

concealed

weapon

without

a permit. While in prison, Campbell

found

Jesus

and

confessed his sins. He had Recipe

killed over thirty criminals

Cardboard box

known

4 packets of nails

lead officers to every crime

Fresh dog shit

scene

Shit loads of sparklers

life sentences. He was the

A dozen gas bulbs

religious

Serve white hot

Pentridge until it closed. He

(Ed. This ‘recipe,’ or ‘cook

was released on good behaviour

sheet’

sometimes

and did finally leave Victoria

known, linked Douglas to a

and has never been in trouble

recent attack on a Vietnamese

with the law since.)

as

it’s

to and

the

police.

accrued figurehead

He

multiple within

restaurant - he was charged and sentenced to six years in Pentridge) Collected from Guy Campbell’s hand as he stared at it until placed into cuffs - lined index card

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KEVIN BURTON SMITH is a Montreal crime writer, reviewer and Mystery Scene columnist, as well as editor and founder of The Thrilling Detective Web Site. He’s also a bookseller, graphic designer and musical booking agent for a local coffee house, and is currently living in California’s High Desert waiting for rain, respite from the heat and royalty cheques. He’ll sleep when he’s dead.

A man of many worlds, RYAN K. LINDSAY writes comics, about comics, and other prose. His credits include GHOST TOWN from Action Lab Entertainment, the FATHERHOOD one-shot from Challenger Comics, and a MY LITTLE PONY one-shot from IDW. He’s had short stories published by Image/ Shadowline, ComixTribe, Martian Lit, and Crime Factory. He’s also had essays published in CRIMINAL, GODZILLA, HORROR FACTORY, and has a book of them about Daredevil called THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS: EXAMINING MATT MURDOCK AND DAREDEVIL from Sequart. He is Australian. Hit him up @ryanklindsay for words daily

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DeLEON DeMICOLI writes for the MMA Underground, a CBSSports.com partner. His free time is spent on the mats learning Muay Thai, Jiu Jitsu, boxing and Krav Maga in East Bay, CA.

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ROBERT JAMES RUSSELL is the Pushcart Prize nominated author of Sea of Trees (Winter Goose Publishing, 2012), and the co-founding editor of the literary journal Midwestern Gothic. His work haas appeared in Gris-Gris, The Collagist, Joyland,Thunderclap! Magazine, LITSNACK, and The Legendary, among others. Find him online at robertjamesrussell.com.

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MICHAEL M.B. GALVIN is a screenwriter living in Los Angeles. He is working on a graphic novel featuring a pissed-off Reagan out for revenge against his doublecrossing mother and is looking to publish LOUDER THAN BULLETS, his crime novel about a washed-up hair metal singer who becomes ensnared in a web of kidnapping and violence.

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The Mystery That Has No Physical Existence, But That Haunts In their groundbreaking essay “Broken Windows,” authors James Q. Wilson and George L. Kelling articulate a rather interesting theory that seems to be at odds with popular conceptions of humanity. Ever heard that one about how people will do anything to avoid being hurt? More than likely, you’re familiar with the utilitarian belief in the happiness principle, a dictate and a philosophy that argues that humanity is at its most content when it is performing duties and engaging in activities that are bringing them the most pleasure. Both of these ideas are materially-based, and both utilitarians and those afraid of fists would agree that it’s all about the physical impact.

In “Broken Windows,” the thing emphasized is the threat of

violence. Actual violence matters less than the feeling that violence might happen. Instead of fearing the knife or the gun that we see

A Reflection on Georges Franju’s Nuits Rouges

by Benjamin Welton

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in front of us, we are terrified by the stranger that we pass on the street. More importantly, we are afraid of what this mysterious person is capable of. Thus you not only have the unique character of urban paranoia, but you also have the original seeds of the detective

“Poe was more beloved and respected in foreign climes than on his own native shores...� and crime fiction narratives.

The first true example of this fear of the chaos lurking within

the heart of modern metropolises was written by an American. Edgar

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Allan Poe’s “The Man of the

a master of the macabre in

Crowd” (1840) is a bizarre

his own right, and plenty of

tale of an unknown narrator

the poems in his Les Fleurs

who

du mal (The Flowers Of Evil,

follows

looking

a

malevolent-

1857)

gleefully

London’s various ghettos of

Paris’s

debauchery

immorality. The final reveal

predilection

of this story (if indeed there

In

can be said to even be one)

“Le Vin de l’assassin,” which

is that the impromptu gumshoe

is often translated as “The

telling

Murderer’s

that

stranger

the

the

through

story

believes

mysterious

man

and

for

particular,

a

present violence.

Baudelaire’s

Wine,”

bloodied

its

presents

narrator

who

from London’s teeming crowd

has just dispatched of his

is the essential “genius of

wife in the most brutal way

deep crime.” In other words,

imaginable.

Poe’s haunting specter of the

schizophrenic

possibilities

Robert

of

the

urban

Recalling monologues

Browning’s

the of

“Madhouse

atmosphere is crime itself.

Cells,” “The Murderer’s Wine”

case

helped to inaugurate a new

American

narrative platform for social

As

with

has

been

many

other

the

masters (for instance Patricia

commentary

Highsmith, Raymond Chandler,

criminal

and Horace McCoy), Poe was

defiant anti-hero.

more

in

beloved

of

the

confessant

and

The French must have a

on

keen fondness for this type

shores.

In

of

thing,

particular, Poe developed a

the

nineteenth

following in France due to

the early twentieth, French

the translations of Charles

popular

Baudelaire.

a

own

climes

respected

as

that

than

his

foreign

and

-

native

Baudelaire

was

whole

for

throughout century

fiction of

host

and

presented of

amoral

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thief

Arsène Lupin, the criminal was all the rage in prewar France.

Still,

despite

France’s

long

infatuation

with fictional and real-life rouges, French

reading

audiences did

still

not

seem

prepared for what they received in 1911.

In

that

year, two rightwing Bonapartists and

journalists

unleashed on the world the literary embodiment

of

nihilistic

chaos

and

surreal

sadism. protagonists

along

the standard detectives and other figures of traditional authority. From Eugène Sue’s Les

Mystères

Maurice

de

Leblanc’s

Paris

with

to

debonair

M a r c e l

Allain and Pierre Souvestre’s

creation

-

Fantômas - is without question one

of

the

most

important

figures of twentieth century

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fiction.

The

Fantômas

ISSUE FOURTEEN the

presence

character

novels and the subsequent films

of

directed by Louis Feuillade

discernible in Franju’s most

are some of the most unlikely

popular works. This isn’t mere

(and

of

speculation, for Franju’s two

European art. You could add

major crime thrillers - Judex

the prefix “high” to that last

(1963) and Nuits Rouges (1974)

sentence,

Fantômas,

- have direct connections to

the arch-criminal who is both

Feuillade’s World War I-era

nothing and everything, was a

film serials.

favorite of André Breton and

First of all, both films

the Surrealists who saw in the

were

co-written

character a demonic example

Champreux, “a habitué of the

of the Surrealistic project

Boulevard du Crime”

- the orchestrated desire to

grandson of Feuillade. Second,

elaborately display society’s

Franju’s Judex was a remake of

nonsensical,

Feuillade’s 1916 serial about

thrilling)

pieces

because

suicidal,

and

sadistic core.

Along

other

earlier

films

by

are

Jacques and the

a Corsican named Jacques de

with

members

radical

these

and

and

Breton of

and

Tremeuse who dresses up as

Paris’s

Judex, a black-clad avenger

left-wing

who

is

out

to

punish

the

intellectual class, Fantômas

banker Favraux for his hand

had a fan in Georges Franju,

in the elder de Tremeuse’s

an

suicide.

aspiring

filmmaker

from

Feuillade’s

serial

the small city of Fougères

is a melodramatic affair that

in the legend-haunted region

is throughly Manichean. While

of Brittany. Although Franju

it maintains the original’s

would later admit in interviews

quick

that the Feuillade films did

intertitles,

not

was consciously made as an art

directly

inspire

him,

cuts

and

use

Franju’s

of

Judex

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film with noticeable touches

false

of Expressionism.

Franju’s sensibilities, this

Judex was no labor of

character needed more time on

love though, and from the very

the screen. Franju didn’t get

outset Franju made it clear

that chance with Judex, but he

that he would

finally did with Nuits Rouges,

rather remake

pretensions.

Fantômas, a film series and a

the

character he found far more

film.

intriguing. In a 1984 interview

translates to Red Nights) is

with the editors of L’Avant-

the very definition of pulp,

scène

picks

and its storyline is one part

apart the Judex character in

comic strip crime and one part

the most unflattering light:

fantastique. As a whole, Nuits

he’s

Rouges is far from Franju’s

a vampire; he’s a sadist. He

best film (that honor belongs

tortures

to the stunningly beautiful

cinéma,

“He’s

a

Franju

vulture;

Favraux,

he

keeps

maestro’s

For

Nuits

feature

Rouges

(which

him locked up, he sticks him

horror

in a hole, and he watches him

Face [Le yeux sans visage,

suffer...”

1960]), but it is certainly

his most decadent. It is this

Franju’s main point of

contention

Without

a

very decadence that ties Nuits

character was his own self-

Rouges back to the literary

appointed

a

traditions of France and what

that

Robin Walz has termed French

was

the

Eyes

Judex

moralist,

with

film

final

position a

based

position upon

transgression

as

of

his

own

certain

“pulp surrealism.”

With

Nuits

Rouges,

moral codes.

Champreux spun a sordid tale

of

Fantômas, on the other

secret

treasure,

hand, is openly a murderer

identities,

and

societies. In one corner, The

is

a

villain

with

no

and

secret secret

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Man Without a Face (who is

played by Champreux himself),

The Man Without a Face are the

a crimson-hooded criminal who

Knights Templar, that perennial

spends the entire film in a

group of rumor and suspicion

myriad of disguises, is driven

since the fourteenth century.

by a desire to attain a lost

In Nuits Rouges, the modern

treasure. The Man Without a

incarnation

Face, who is a clear homage

Templar

to

Fantômas,

is

between a religious cult and

in

his

by

quest

supported

of

seem

the

like

Knights a

cross

Woman

a gun-wielding street gang.

(played by the American Gayle

Considering that Franju’s film

Hunnicutt),

Le

came after Amando de Ossorio’s

docteur Dutreuil (played by

Tomb of the Blind Dead (La

a convincing Clément Harari)

Noche del terror ciego, 1971),

and his collection of mindless

it should come as no surprise

and emotionless zombies.

that Franju’s Templars are at

the

The

Standing in the way of

insane

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times more menacing than even

prewar

The Man Without a Face.

Rouges is also deceptively a

middle

film of its own time - an era

are the police (including a

in European film history when

poet-detective named Séraphin

such

Beauminon), Paul de Borrego,

Mario Bava, and Jesús Franco

the son of the slain historian

were busy producing sleazy,

and Templar Maxime de Borrego,

semi-pornographic

Martine

also

Stuck

in

the

Leduc,

Paul’s

love

pulp

novels.

directors

dealt

as

Nuits

Ossorio,

films

that

all

the

with

interest, and Professor Pétri,

typical pulp subject matters.

a British historian with a

Similarly, it can be argued

speciality

that Champreux’s decision to

in

the

medieval

world.

use the Knights Templar in his

As

by

screenplay was influenced by a

Nuits

1967 book by Géraud de Sède

Rouges bears, on the surface,

entitled L’Or de Rennes. L’Or

more in common with one of

de

Feuillade’s film serials than

strike a chord with Anglophone

it does with any other film

audiences, but the books it

of

irony

directly inspired - The Holy

here is that Franju, while

Blood and the Holy Grail and

conducting an interview with

The Da Vinci Code - are. And

British film critic Tom Milne,

much

once again claimed that he was

conspiracy

more

Souvestre

Rouges (which is unabashedly

Feuillade.

a work of fiction) promotes

this

and

can

be

vague

its

own

outline,

era.

inspired Allain

guessed

by

than

The

Rennes

like

This claim seems true enough

an

in regards to

history.

Nuits Rouges,

probably

in

these

later

theories,

Nuits

alternative In

doesn’t

the

version

of

world

of

which contains all of the over-

The Man Without a Face, the

the-top sensationalism of the

Knights

Templars

discovered

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before

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Columbus,

that were clearly made for

and in doing so, they netted

the big screen, Nuits Rouges

themselves a fabulous horde

feels

of gold. It is this gold that

screen endeavor, and despite

The Man Without a Face seeks

Franju’s occasional touch of

to acquire and the Templars

overt filmmaking (an example

strive to protect.

is the long and uncut rooftop

scene with the Woman and the

But unlike the far more

more

like

small

popular The Da Vinci Code, the

police),

appeal of Nuits Rouges lies

easily be mistaken for a TV

not in its plot, but rather

film.

in its aesthetics. Although

This mistake isn’t too

it was mostly shot in Tito’s

far

off.

Yugoslavia (which, according

Champreux were unhappy with

to

Nuits

Franju,

was

a

terrible

Nuits

a

Since

Rouges,

Franju they

decided

have

streamlined

entitled L’homme sans visage.

quality and Bauhaus-inspired

Many of the characters from

sense

the

of

clean,

straight-

feature

TV

and

to

same

a

can

ordeal) the sets on Nuits Rouges the

make

Rouges

mini-series

film

return

in

line menace as either Fritz

this mini-series, and as the

Lang’s

title

Spione

example

of

a

(yet

another

European

art

clearly

states,

The

Man Without a Face is at the

film director who was in love

forefront

with the mastermind criminal

to

theme) or Edgar G. Ulmer’s The

shouldn’t he be? The theme

Black Cat. The one glaring

of

difference between these films

is

is the cinematography. While

recalls the very origins of

Lang

are

crime fiction. Franju’s red-

masterpieces

hooded criminal may be pale

and

sleek,

Ulmer’s

stylish

films

last the an

of

Franju’s

project. faceless

organic

one,

next

And

why

criminal and

it

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in comparison to the older model,

but

nonetheless

The

Man Without a Face reminds viewers

why

such

films

as

Nuits Rouges can be regarded as “art” in Europe. For the French and the British, the faceless

urban

dweller

is

still terrifying, and since this fear has been with them ever

since

the

Industrial

Revolution and the coming of the uncontrollable city, it doesn’t look like it will be disappearing into the night anytime soon.

Benjamin Welton is a music critic, fiction writer, poet, and academic currently living in Burlington, Vermont. He has written for Seven Days, Crime Magazine, InYourSpeakers, Vantage Point, Schlock!, and Ravenous Monster. He can be contacted at benjaminwltn@ gmail.com

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THE HIP POCKET SLEAZE FILES Manson on the Rack by John Harrison In my 2011 book Hip Pocket Sleaze, I devoted a chapter to the plethora of, mostly, cheap and pulpy paperbacks published in the wake of the infamous 1969 Hollywood slayings puppeteered by Charles Manson and carried-out by his not-so-merry band of counterculture followers.

In this instalment of The Hip Pocket Sleaze Files, I’d like

to expand on the idea and take a closer look at some of the Mansonrelated magazines and tabloids that have populated the newsstand racks over the ensuing years.

Although the events unfolded nearly a half-century ago, it’s

still not uncommon to see Manson’s crazed eyes glaring out at you from some new supermarket tabloid or true crime magazine. Such is the impact of his crimes.

Naturally, this is by no means any kind of comprehensive listing

(to try and provide one would necessitate a book of its own), but it provides a decent introduction and overview of what I consider to be some of the more important and/or interesting appearances of Manson in published media.

Titles are listed alphabetically.

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all

of

his

worldly

possessions to Charlie.

Freeman, however, paints

himself as being stronger than Manson and the majority of his followers, fleeing Spahn Ranch just as things were starting to get violent:

“So

Charles

Manson

took my possessions from me Argosy

by

destroying

my

will

and

May 1970 (USA)

taking charge of my mind. But

A highly sought after early

he wanted most: my identity.

Manson cover appearance, it features a blood-red tinted photograph of Manson throwing a

sideways

grin

at

the

camera, next to which is the

When I awoke, dazed, the next day, there was still a little voice inside that said, ‘I am Y. Lee Freeman’”.

Accompanied

by

photos

“Could

of Freeman revisiting Spahn

The interior article is

an important early document

foreboding

question:

this man control you?”

he did not get from me what

titled I Lived With Charlie Manson’s

‘Family’,

a

first

person account by philosophy graduate Y. L. Freeman, who

Ranch, this article remains of the pre-killing atmosphere and activities at the ranch, despite the fact that the tone of the piece has obviously

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June 1970 (USA) was

a

low-rent

American skin rag. This issue features a rather generic three page article titled, Charles Manson: King of the Commune by

Larry

Leman,

alongside

such other lurid pieces as The Wild Pussycats of Voodoo Island, Five Mistresses Talk About

Their

Mattresses

culture,

with

emphasis

on

and

The Latest Rage In Wear and

Boys

movies

and

issue

features

article Manson:

Connection,

a

entitled The

Beach

in

which

relationship

between

Manson

and Beach Boy drummer Dennis Wilson, speculating on their recording sessions

and

songwriting

together,

before

claiming that “newcomers to Manson’s

music

have

found

some merit in his blending of Eastern-tinged with

the

folk

psychedelia troubadour

style”. Inside Detective

June 1989 (UK) Riding the crest of the 1960s boom

that

peaked

in the late-1980s, Idols was glossy

particular

writer Will Good recounts the

November 1969 (USA)

Idols, no. 16

a

This

Charles

Where.

nostalgia

a

music. two-page

Bachelor

Bachelor

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magazine

devoted

to various elements of pop

This

typically

sensationalistic

lurid true

and crime

pulp magazine features a cover photo of Sharon Tate (naked under

bedcovers)

with

the

headline Movie Queen Sharon Tate - Victim In The Blood

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Bath That Sent Hollywood Into

of Manson, and was reused in

Hiding.

the ensuing years on various other

magazine

covers

(as

well as the cover for Lie: The Love and Terror Cult, a 1970 LP which compiled music composed

and

recorded

by

Manson throughout 1967/68).

The interior twelve page

article on The Love and Terror Cult is a seminal piece of early reporting on the case, with

journalist

Paul O’Neil

pushing the hysteria of “the dark

edge

of

hippie

life”

while still giving us a good background

piece

on

Manson

and his early life, the sexual Life December 19, 1969 (USA)

and

psychological

wielded

over

followers,

his

power

he

female

and the Family’s

One of the few Manson cover

life in Death Valley and the

features that managed to make

infamous

it

the

The large, moody black & white

sixties had officially ended.

photos are absorbing to study

The iconic cover photo, with

and provide a great companion

Charlie peering at the reader

piece to the text.

with

into

print

hypnotic,

before

Sphan

movie ranch.

disturbed

eyes, became one of the most

Memories

enduring images ever captured

August/September 1989 (USA)

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Magazine

291

of Then and Now’, this was

March 1976 (France)

Subtitled a

‘The

short-lived

publication

devoted primarily to American

A

nostalgia.

current

This

issue

smaller

format

affairs

publication,

featured a general round up

the

of

along

cover photo is reused to great

with a quarter page black and

effect here, sitting beneath

white cover photo of Charlie

a banner blaring “Satan is

(sharing the space with Grace

American,”

Kelly, Jimmy Hoffa and Judy

“Love, Death” written across

Garland).

the bottom of the photo.

the

Manson

case,

infamous

French

Life

and

magazine

the

words

Movie Mirror June 1970 (USA) American

movie/celebrity

magazine,

featuring

an

article on actress Elizabeth Taylor’s fear that her hippie sons,

living

in

a

shabby

lean-to in Hawaii, may end up becoming part of a murderous, Mansonesque cult. It’s a good example of the paranoia that swept

through

Hollywood

in

the wake of the killings.

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ISSUE FOURTEEN of his Family, the move to Death and

Valley,

the

conviction,

arrest

the

social

A weekly serial publication

climate in which the killings

from

took

Marshall

Cavendish,

a

place,

and

finally

a

subsidiary of Time Publishing

look at Manson’s visions and

Group, Murder Casebook built

preaching.

up into an encyclopaedia of

the

postscript that updates us on

world’s

crimes.

most

Aimed

curiosity

notorious

concludes

with

a

at

the

any relevant events that have

than

the

occurred in the years since

more

seeker

It

hardcore criminology student,

the

each thirty-eight page volume

Sidebars throughout the issue

of Murder Casebook focused on

profile the victims along with

a particular crime or criminal

any

(occasionally an issue would

or

be devoted to a particular

Polanski,

criminal theme).

commune life), while newspaper

reproductions give us a feel

Like all issues of Murder

crimes

other

were

committed.

relevant

places/events the

(such

Beatles

is broken up into sections

reported and perceived at the

detailing a particular aspect

time.

of the crime, its perpetrators

and victims, as well as the

Casebook

aftermath. Beginning with the

the assistance of noted crime

discovery of the victims at

author Colin Wilson. In 1997,

the Sharon Tate/Roman Polanski

the

house,

sections

reprinted as Murder In Mind,

devote themselves to Manson’s

with new volumes devoted to

upbringing,

more recent criminals such as

formation

Easy

crimes

and

for

the

the

as

Casebook, the Manson volume

subsequent

how

people

to was

series

read,

were

Murder

compiled

was

updated

with

and

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was

reprinted,

with

minor changes to the layout and some updates on Manson

ISSUE FOURTEEN which

they

stitched

own hair they had shorn in emulation of Manson.

and Family members, as issue

Quick, no. 6

number 9. Murder Casebook was

February 1970 (Germany)

also published in a number of foreign languages throughout Europe (such as France, where it

was

known

as

Affaires

Criminelles).

April 1971 (UK) British

magazine,

fashion/lifestyle this

featured

a

four page article by Peter Martin

titled

Charlie,

A

glossy

magazine

Waiting

about

the

For

trial, unshakeable in their their

leader

would be found not guilty and set free. It

also

to

be

six page colour cover feature on the Manson killings. It’s a scarce item and one that commands a fair price on the odd occasions when it surfaces for sale online.

female

courthouse during the Manson

first

War), this issue featured a

Rave September 1969 (UK)

on the sidewalk outside the

that

(the

lifestyle

published in that country since

followers who patiently waited

belief

German

the end of the Second World Nova

A

their

looks

at

the

famous vest the girls sewed for him whilst waiting, into

An English rock music magazine, this

issue

is

noted

for

containing the Dennis Wilson interview in which the Beach Boys drummer talks about his friend “The Wizard”, otherwise known as Charlie Manson. Just about every book on Manson

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makes some reference to this

Haught, Joel Pugh, a former

interview.

Family member found murdered in London on 2 December 1969,

Real-Life Crimes No. 16

and lawyer Ronald Hughes).

1993 (UK) Published by Midsummer Books, Real-Life

Crimes

(subtitled

...and how they were solved) was

another

weekly

serial

publication, very similar in format to Murder Casebook and obviously

inspired

by

that

earlier magazine’s success.

With only eleven pages

devoted

to

Manson

(the

remainder of the issue covers several

unrelated

crimes),

the coverage is not as indepth as Murder Casebook, nor is the layout as eye-catching most

Rolling Stone, no 61

illustrating

June 1970 (USA)

or

user-friendly,

of

the

the

photos

piece

have

and been

seen

many times before. The most

“The incredible story of the

interesting part of the issue

most dangerous man alive. Our

is a sidebar that looks at

Continuing

the other potential victims

Apocalypse.”

of the Manson clan (including

Shorty

Manson

Shea,

John

Philip

Coverage

of

the

Another important early cover

appearance.

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Rolling Stone was still in its

August 1970 (USA)

relative infancy in 1970, and ended up winning a National Magazine Award for landing an exclusive

prison

interview

with Manson. David Dalton, the author of the piece, claimed Manson

agreed

to

speak

to

Rolling Stone because he was still looking to establish a musical career behind bars, and hoped the magazine would promote his recordings.

Scanlens was a counterculture publication

with

a

heavy

emphasis on politics, drugs and

bringing

down

institutions. a

Robert

illustration,

American Featuring

Crumb

cover

this

issue

contains an article entitled, An

Astrological

Portrait

of Charles Manson by Gavin Chester Arthur, in which the author draws up a horoscope of Manson, which trades on all the usual myths that were being perpetuated about the man at this point in time, such

his

potency

incredible and

sexual

mesmeric

power

which he wielded over men and women.

Arthur believed Manson

was

endowed

with

genuine

psychic powers and the ability to hypnotize people into doing his

bidding.

The

article

does at least point out the Scanlans, volume 1, Number 6

strong

connections

which

Manson’s horoscope has with

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Ford,

Arthur

finally

came to the rather simplistic conclusion that he is ‘mad as a hatter’.

September 1994 (USA) A tabloid-sized monthly devoted to music and popular culture, this issue reuses the famous Life image on its cover, this time with a blood red tint to enhance its effect. Manson’s visage is also worked into a full-page colour illustration accompanying

an

article

on

the summer of 1969. In this, that

author the

The

article

rehashes

the usual sequence of events, grabs another standard quote from

Vincent

attorney

Bugliosi

who

(the

prosecuted

Manson for the Tate killing). It

finished

by

looking

at

Manson’s emergence as a cult Spin

the

ISSUE FOURTEEN

takes

number

the

celebrity

amongst

musicians

such as the Lemonheads (who covered Is

Manson’s

Where

You’re

Your Happy

Home on

their 1988 CD, Creator) and Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails, who rented out 10050 Cielo Drive and used it to record parts of The Downward Spiral.

A

photo

of

Axl

Rose

performing in a Manson t-shirt accompanies the article.

tact

sixty-nine

visually represents the yinyang

symbol,

explaining

in

part the two extremes of love and hate which occurred that summer: Woodstock, followed a week later by Manson.

...........cont.

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ISSUE FOURTEEN random nature of the killings could be repeated anywhere, anytime and to anyone.

“Perhaps

terrifying

the

thing

most

about

the

horrendous killings was the fact that they were committed without motive. The ghostly pack

of

“creepy

crawlers”

stepped out of the night like evil phantoms, announced that they had come “to do the devil’s work,” True Detective, volume 94, Number 6 April 1971 (USA) The issue of the US true crime tabloid magazine features an 11-page entitled

illustrated “Jesus”

article

Manson

and

methodically

went about the business of slashing, gouging, shooting, and clubbing in an orgy of blood-letting

so

frenzied

that it admittedly gave at least one of the killers a sexual orgasm.”

&

His Girls – Guilty of Murder! Authored

by

Chris

Edwards,

the article is written in the sensational style which was de rigor for these magazines, with the emphasis on shock tactics, sexual perversion and the underlying hint that the

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ISSUE FOURTEEN titillation suggested by the article’s title ‘What conjugal visits

were

permitted

the

unmarried members of the jury has not been disclosed’.

Uncensored, volume 20, Number 4

A

August 1971 (USA)

FURTHER READING:

scandal/sleaze

Bad Mags, Volume 1: The

classic

issue

Strangest, Sleaziest and

featured a cover photograph of

Most Unusual Periodicals

Manson along with the caption

Ever Published,

publication,

this

Manson

Tom Brinkmann, Headpress

Jury.” The accompanying four

Publishing, 2008

“Sex

Capers

of

the

and a half page illustrated Jeanne

Hip Pocket Sleaze: The Lurid

Voyeur, is a strained attempt

World of Vintage Adult

to dig-up any dirt surrounding

Paperbacks,

the Manson jurors, but falls

John Harrison

far short of delivering on the

Headpress Publishing, 2011

article,

written

by

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a

Nigerians

in Space. However, it falls

While

short of spectacular because

it’s definitely a crime story,

Olukotun’s prose, while far

the narrative also contains

from

some of the same elements as

sharp as it could be. Readers

books such as Loida Maritza

interested in South Africa or

Perez’s Geographies of Home

crime with an international

and

The

flavor and dealing with exile

issues

and identity should definitely

to

of

categorize.

Edwidge

Farming

on

exile,

identity

Space

when

about

is

hard

in

a

passages

Danticat’s Bones,

the

struggle in

pick

this

one

is

up.

not

Fans

as

of

a

fiction that comes at you at

foreign land, and the fact

breakneck speed and sticks to

that you can never go back

the essentials, like Ken Bruen,

home.

should look elsewhere.

construction

of

mediocre,

The mix is interesting

but it also contributes to

- Gabino Iglesias

one of the novel’s downfalls:

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THE DEAD

seemingly just another random

Howard Linskey

sex crime, except this girl

No Exit Press

is the daughter of a local Detective

Inspector

who

is

Howard Linksey’s debut novel

in the process of trying to

The Drop landed with a bang

bring down David Blake and his

in

organisation and the police

2011,

introducing

Blake

to

the

world,

more

white-collar

than

straight

up

David a

man

believe they don’t need to

criminal

look much further than that

gangster,

to find her killer.

who rose through the ranks of

Newcastle’s

milieu

that if he doesn’t want to go

by a combination of brutality

down for the crime he’d better

and Machiavellian guile.

find the culprit. Fortunately

The

Damage,

criminal

follow-up, cemented

The

Linskey’s

It’s made clear to Blake

he has the resources to do just that.

reputation as an author with

solid skills and saw Blake

accountant on an old child

finally ensconced at the top

killing throws a spanner in

of the Geordie mafia.

the

But holding control can

the man is guilty and Blake

be even more perilous than

wants to hang him out to dry.

taking it and in the latest

Blake

installment, The Dead, Blake

but he has his principles.

finds himself assailed on all

Unfortunately, the accountant

sides, with long buried secrets

has other ideas. Knowing that

threatening to break lose and

the only way he’ll beat the

blow his life apart.

charge is with Blake’s help

The

Dead

opens

with

But the arrest of Blake’s

works.

might

Everyone

be

a

knows

gangster

he locks down his finances as

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a safeguard.

the pace slacken and bringing

the

This money is vital to

plot

to

satisfyingly

the continued smooth running

neat denouement of the blood

of Blake’s empire and with

spattered,

Serbian

variety.

in

on

gangsters his

muscling

territory

and

a

A

nerve

large

shredding

part

Dead’s

trying to hijack his European

the

supply chain for some shadowy

Blake,

purpose

warm to against your better

can’t

afford

lies

The

megalomaniac Russian oligarch

Blake

success

of

character an

with

of

David

anti-hero

you’ll

to be put out of game even

judgement.

temporarily.

and a million miles away from

the usual gangster clichés.

At home things are just as

smart,

While

begins to ask questions about

of trusted lieutenants, foot

her father’s death, ones he

soldiers and suits, as well

can’t under any circumstances

as a particularly obnoxious

answer honestly, not if he

footballer,

wants to maintain the stable

and uniformly strong.

family life he has built on

the old man’s bones.

its finest, sharp, pacey and

As

you’ve

probably

surrounding

funny

complicated, as Blake’s missus

the

He

are

well

cast

drawn

The Dead is Brit Grit at

totally compelling.

already gathered there is a hell of a lot going on in this

- Eva Dolan

book and it takes a writer in full and firm control of his craft to bring all of these

WELCOME TO THE OCTAGON

elements

together.

Gerard

achieves

it

style,

never

with once

Linskey enviable letting

Brennan

(as

Jack

Tunney) Fight Card

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ISSUE FOURTEEN though, a man with ambitions

The folks at Fight Card have

towards the big time who’s

attracted some great names to

been drawn into the dark side

the series since it kicked

of the game out of necessity.

off last year, Eric Beetner

Mickey is a widower with a

and Heath Lowrance being my

little girl to care for and

personal standouts. Now Gerard

since

Brennan,

Northern

bankable skill he’s forced to

Ireland’s leading noiristes,

keep going back. Much to the

has joined the stable with

chagrin of his trainer Eddie,

a Belfast based MMA offering

who understands the mechanics

which takes the old school

of the business better than

fight pulp and brings it into

Mickey and can see where these

the twenty first century.

bouts are taking him.

one

of

Mickey ‘The Rage’ Rafferty

fighting

Eddie

is

wants

his

only

him

to

is a journeyman MMA fighter

knuckle down, train harder,

scraping

around

be

patient,

fight

up

to

a

Belfast’s

living

underground

the

work big

his

cage

way fights

scene. It’s a brutal world,

legitimately. The bills have

unlicensed,

to be paid though and father

no

drug

unregulated,

tests,

divisions,

where

no

weight

huge

sums

figures at some point have to be defied.

are gambled on the performance

of brawlers who come into the

the shape of Swifty, a slick

ring drunk or high and often

and sharkish gym owner who

so

makes

out

of

condition

that

Opportunity

Mickey

an

arises

offer

in

that

they’ll resort to crippling

looks too good to be true.

moves to get the win.

Top facilities, top trainers

Mickey is a cut above

to fix the holes in his game,

the usual class of opponents

a shot at the elite fights.

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Mickey’s gut tells him ‘no’

loved for it to be longer.

but circumstances force him

to accept and soon he finds out

his way around the material

exactly what’s behind Swifty’s

and

dubious act of generosity.

point he’s going to produce

an

I’ve been a big fan of

Brennan I’m

clearly

convinced

outstanding,

knows

at

some

full-length

Gerard Brennan’s work since I

work on MMA. He’s one of the

read his debut The Point and

few

he keeps getting better with

now who’s qualified to do the

every book, bringing a grimy

job. Until then I’d strongly

authenticity

recommend

to

everything

writers

working

Welcome

right

to

the

he writes, but even at his

Octagon as an essential piece

darkest there is humour and

of top rank fighting pulp.

humanity and he has a knack of making you care about his

- Eva Dolan

characters.

For

me

the

real

joy

RECKONING

in this book comes from the

R Thomas Brown

fight scenes though. They are

Briarhill Press

written with precision, and solid knowledge gained from

This is not one of your usual

Brennan’s own experience in

crime novels.

the ring, and have a sweaty,

intense quality rarely found

supernatural

in fiction.

simply

friends

Welcome to the Octagon

No,

this

the who

is

not

thriller. story have

of

a

It’s some

committed

is only a slim novella but it

a heinous crime many years

throbs with vicious energy. My

ago in their small town of

sole criticism, and it’s not

Comal Creek, Texas. What was

really one, is that I’d have

the nature of their crime? It

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wouldn’t be right for me to

their own selves - of their

say since it would take away

weaknesses, their obsessions

a lot of the mystery, as well

and

as the reading pleasure. What

them can’t or don’t want to

I can tell you though is that

see right from wrong. Others

it was a crime that haunted

don’t dare question the order

some of them for years.

of things even if it hurts

escape

them or they have no problem

their past? That’s the main

whatsoever selling their soul

question posed here. The truth

to the devil if that is going

is that sometimes you can -

to buy them their way to the

or you can pretend to.

top. The realities described

Can

a

They

person

say

that

time

their

vices.

Most

of

here are grim, but thanks to

heals all the wounds, that

Eric’s

it helps bad memories fade

stubbornness,

away, but what if both wounds

everything seems to go from

and memories come calling in

bad to worse, not all hope is

your sleep? That’s the case

lost.

with

of

The

the good guys in this novel,

a

great

who’s trying hard without any

characters that are not only

success to start life anew.

hard to forget but that also

If he wasn’t so weak, and if

give

he finally made up his mind

mostly conflicting feelings in

to talk to Sophia Marquez, a

the readers’ hearts. A couple

police detective who really

of them they’ll love, most

likes him, he could do that,

of them they’ll hate, while

but he is, and he can’t.

they’ll

others but just a little of

pages

Eric

The

Daniels,

people

are

one

in

prisoners

these of

ethics

and

even

author job

rise

to

feel

Sophia’s

in

when

has

done

creating

different

sympathy

and

for

it.

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As for the story itself,

ISSUE FOURTEEN crime fiction. What makes this

it’s not so much driven by the

character

mystery but by the longing

his flaws. He’s dyslectic, an

of finding out how things are

orphan and someone who prefers

going to end. Will the bad

to work alone and undercover,

guys get what they deserve?

not because he’s misanthropic

Will

to

- but because he doesn’t want

salvation and a new life? Will

to see people he cares about

justice finally win the day?

get hurt.

To find the answers to these

questions all you have to do

along with many other cops

is read this somewhat strange

and agents from the Georgia

but very interesting book.

Bureau

Eric

find

his

way

In

so

this

of

different

story

are

Trent,

Investigation

(GBI), go after an invisible - Lakis Fourouklas

man, a big time drug dealer who’s

currently

moving

his

UNSEEN

operations

Karin Slaughter

Macon. The main barrier to

Delacorte Press

their efforts to find and arrest

from

Florida

to

him is that no one has ever I came to Karin Slaughter a

seen him. He runs his business

little late and perhaps that’s

in

one of the main reasons I like

in the shadows, and whoever

her tales so much.

comes

Her

writing

consistently are

her

good

plots,

and

the

darkness

close

to

and

moves

discovering

is

his identity doesn’t live to

and

so

tell it.

in

her

Perhaps the only chance

character of Will Trent I have

the cops have is to get lucky.

found one of the most likeable

But

and unforgettable heroes of

they be able to achieve their

even

if

they

do,

will

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goal? Big Whitey, as the drug

one. But if you haven’t had

dealer is called, is some one

a chance yet to pick up any

who is not only very clever

of Slaughter’s work, starting

but also extremely careful.

here could be as good a point

Will hopes to get close to

as any. This is well-written,

him by going undercover. But

finely tuned crime fiction. If

what if the man you’re going

you are a fan of the genre,

up against knows your every

you’re bound to enjoy it.

move right from the start?

The author has created a

- Lakis Fourouklas

tight plot, with some twists and turns, but mostly with

DRIFT

lots of downs when it comes

Jon McGoran

to her heroes. Every single

Forge Books (2013)

one of the protagonists of this series of novels seems

Doyle Carrick is the kind of

to be struggling with their

cop who never gives a thought

lives.

as

hard-boiled kind of detective

Can these damaged souls

to

whether

other and do their jobs without

little busy losing his shit

getting

serious

at bad guys, punching out his

weaknesses

partners and refusing to deal

make them human, and their

with his grief at losing his

humanity brings them close,

mom

and as a result they have each

order.

other’s back no matter what.

chapter.

trouble?

If

Their

you’ve

enjoyed

the

and

step-dad

you’ll

concerned,

enjoy

this

He’s

in

a

short

And that’s just the first

previous novels in the series surely

books.

the

you

some

in

be

live together or around each into

find

he’d

Luckily

for

everyone

Carrick

gets

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suspended and he returns to

his dead parents’ house in

hilarious in a low-key way,

rural

and the wisecracking banter

Pennsylvania

to

lick

Carrick

sweetly

his wounds and sort out his

with

man-pain. Now, you can take a

still on the force back in

cop off the beat but you can’t

Philadelphia, delivers on the

take the beat out of the cop.

smart-ass.

While

health-food-junkie sidekick is

his

ostensibly

neighbor

in

partner,

Moose,

Danny,

Carrick’s

the

the perfect foil for the newly

most adorably ‘I’m-not-into-

minted Corn Crimes Detective,

you-but-I-brought-you-these-

and the array of small-town

flowers-kay-bye’ way possible,

dealers and jack-asses pull

Carrick notices drug dealers,

their

crooked sheriffs and a whole

important characters.

host of suspicious behavior

connected with the big scary

shout-out

agricultural plant next door

Simpkins

to Nola’s one-woman organic

College,

farming op.

frustrated

And he investigates.

pitch-perfect

Now, you’re either gonna

oozes thwarted lust and arcane

be the type of person who fully

plant husbandry knowledge at

digs

Nola

corporate

Nola,

courting

his

is

conspiracies

weight

as

minor

but

And let’s have a special to

Professor

at

Pine

botany

while

Crest

specialist,

lothario academic.

Carrick

and He

ponders

involving genetically modified

whether to deck him now or

crops and shady dealings in

later. If you’ve ever been

rural areas or you’re not.

anywhere near an agricultural

If you fall into that latter

college, you nod wildly to

category, wise up and try this

yourself and likely picture

book, because it’s the bees’

the guy who didn’t ever make

knees.

chair of the department, no

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matter hard he slithered or

Sorbonne with the Frankfurt

whose leg he humped.

intensity of Walter Benjamin

and

This book is just plain

the

youthful

anarchism

fun. McGoran’s grown himself

of Paris in the age of De

a winner (whatever; I’m fairly

Gaulle and rock and roll. He

sure I’m supposed to make that

not only presaged 1968, but

pun by law) and you can’t do

he

better than letting it take

to the absurdism of much of

root on your bookshelf.

modern American literature.

- Audrey Homan

unknowingly

If

we

contributed

take

Debord

to

be gospel, then it is easy to understand the appeal of detective

dramas

and

books

FISH BITES COP! STORIES TO

about cops. Law & Order is

BASH AUTHORITIES

all

David James Keaton

fictionalization of supposedly

Comet Press

real crimes. In Debord’s own

about

Republic, “In

societies

conditions

where

used

spectacular

Georges

his

Simenon

upstanding

solidly

of

life

Maigret as a turning point

presents itself as an immense

in the history of detective

accumulation of spectacles.”

fiction wherein the lonely and

independent private eye now

Guy

all

Debord,

the

had

of the French Left of the 1960s,

public’s

spoke these words in 1967.

whole precincts (as in the

His Society of the Spectacle

case of Ed McBain) and their

attempted to synthesize the

families.

academic

of

the

share

policeman

combative, snarky embodiment

Marxism

to

bourgeois

and

production

prevail,

of

modern

the

space

in

imagination

Maigret

in

the with

turn

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inspired such quasi-fictional

language,

spectacles

and

stories are gleeful, wickedly

Adam-12. Since then, real-life

satirical send-ups of all those

police officers have been held

positions that are held in

to the standards of fiction,

the highest regard. Keaton’s

and thus the simulacra, or

intentions

more precisely the interplay

and if you are not the type

between reality and fictional

to read dust jackets, then

constructs, continues.

titles

Firemen’ and ‘Nine Cops Killed

as

Dragnet

In David James Keaton’s

world,

the

truth

are

such

short

transparent,

as

‘Castrating

more

For a Goldfish Cracker’ should

opaque, and there is seemingly

let you immediately that you

no

are not holding a follower

direct

between people

is

Keaton’s

correlation

how

society

should

act

thinks

and

how

of Mickey Spillane in your hands.

they actually act. In other

words, Fish Bites Cop is on

anti-authority,

an amoral, topsy-turvy plane

subversive

where the cops are the biggest

calling card (he’s a product

scumbags around. Why? Keaton

of America’s French theory-

and his subtitle would seem to

obsessed

argue that all authorities,

probably can’t help but to

from firefighters to soldiers,

be attracted to Herr Marx and

are

Monsieur

not

guilty their

only

of

inherently

sinfulness,

glamorization

While Keaton wants this writer-as-

mystique

academy,

as

his

so

Althusser),

he

it

is

but

this very feeling that mostly

in

hampers Fish Bites Cop. Short

popular culture only belies

stories

the

Acting’ and ‘Heck’ are less

sickness

of

cultural

reproductions.

Again,

in

such

as

‘Bad

Hand

about witty displays of an more

clear

intellectual’s

insurgency

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ISSUE FOURTEEN Available on Amazon

man screaming into a bucket. The sheer expanse of Keaton’s

The

disdain for cops only drags

is

the reader down.

American.

no longer entirely owned or

Still, despite Keaton’s

penchant

for

preaching,

private

detective

uniquely

and

And

yarn

distinctly

while

it

is

operated by Americans (some

certain stories in his latest

of

collection shine as dazzling

made

examples of modern American

these days), the core spirit

literature. From the morbid

still embraces individualism,

comedy of ‘Greenhorns’ to the

a distrust of authority and a

noteworthy

cynical worldview that pits

‘Either

Way

It

the

best

in

PI

Italy

and

are

France

Ends With a Shovel’, Keaton

the

proves that he is capable of

detective

real, honest literary power,

of

with or without the impulse

fatales,

to bash authorities.

men who consider conventional

morality

And by the time the reader

lone,

novels

typically against

crooks,

male

a

horde

scheming

femme

and

shifty

a

middle

laughable,

completes the final story, they

unfounded concept.

should feel like they have

just survived a meeting with

ambiguity

a true surrealist. We are the

for Nick Kepler, Jim Winter’s

better for it.

beer drinking and blues rock-

This

swarming is

the

pool

of

workplace

loving private eye. Set in - Benjamin Welton

among of

the

industrial

Cleveland,

Ohio,

wilds Kelper

is, to quote his own words, SECOND HAND GOODS

“an insurance guy with a PI

Jim Winter

ticket.”

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In Second Hand Goods, the

imagine if Hammett hadn’t set

second novel in the series,

his books in San Francisco or

Kepler finds himself embroiled

if noir authors had avoided

in a local mob war. The story

Los

includes a former KGB agent

city

of

turned crime lord known to

been

typically

Cleveland authorities as “the

fiction.

Antichrist,” a double-dealing

Cleveland

Russian lieutenant who wants

industrial nightmare that is

both the Antichrist’s throne,

both seemingly on the road

a white limo with a special

to

prize in its trunk, a Jamaican

organized crime. Kepler is a

pimp, and, of course, a blonde

thoroughgoing Clevelander, and

temptress

the large cast of antagonists

who

plays

men

Angeles

entirely),

Cleveland In

has

not

fodder

for

Winter’s becomes

recovery

the

a

and

post-

awash

in

sexually for her own ends.

and

Goods,

gives the reader a sense of

Shakedown,

community, almost as if Second

novel,

is

Hand Goods could double as a

hardboiled

disturbing Baedeker for the

like the a

Second

Hand

Northcoast first

Kepler

traditional

supporting

hands

characters

narrative, and its devotion

city’s corruption.

to the classic formula should

easily appeal to the masses

stories are set among such

of readers all along crime

unexciting

fiction’s spectrum.

Cod and Wyoming, Second Hand

Much

of

the

distinct

In an age where detective locales

as

Cape

Goods is a good reminder of

flavor of Second Hand Goods

why

detective

is

an

urban

comes from its regionalism and

animal that relies on inner

its use of the city of Cleveland

city attitude. While not a

as a character. While this

great book, Second Hand Goods

is nothing new (just try and

is a decent novel with all

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the trappings that most of us

rest any arguments about who

have come to know and love

is the best thriller writer

as

of our generation, especially

aficionados

of

literary

murder.

when

the movie, and no doubt casts

And while its plot is

Warner

Brothers

makes

fairly prosaic, in Winter’s

Tom Cruise in the lead role.

hands, Nick Kepler’s journey

through Cleveland’s underbelly

fable about that most enduring

is

and

of modern crime characters;

seeming

the guy who lives off the grid,

low-browed

plays by his own rules, is

both

titillating

captivating without

unnecessarily or

trashy.

There

is

Ghost

Man

is

another

real

notoriously hard to contact,

humanity in this novel, and

and is the man to turn to when

readers will certainly care

the shit hits the fan. If Jack

about the characters, whether

Reacher just popped into your

or not they are mob goons or

head,

a stoner informant.

track, although the blurb on

you’re

on

the

right

the back of the copy I read - Benjamin Welton

exhorted me to think of Ghost Man’s lead character as like Harvey Keitel’s Mister Wolf

GHOST MAN

from Pulp Fiction. See what I

Roger Hobbs

mean about hype?

Alfred A. Knopf

So

anyway,

our

Mister

Fix-It gets called upon to If you believe the hype machine

deal with the mess left after

surrounding him, Roger Hobbs

a casino heist in Atlantic

is the literary equivalent of

City

the second coming, and this,

up,

his first book, will put to

dead in the parking lot and

goes with

totally one

belly-

bandit

shot

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another vanished and wounded,

recovering the lost cash from

presumably

Atlantic City.

along

with

$1.2

million dollars in cold hard

cash. Our eponymous fixer, who

with

calls himself Jack even though

order to have the characters

no-one knows his real name,

remain

flies

Hobbs

has

storm when he lands at the

them

“characterless”

airport, with the FBI already

that makes it hard to gain

waiting

(although

an affinity for any of them.

no-one’s supposed to know he

Secondly, Hobbs seems so hell

exists) and 48 hours to find

bent on displaying his obvious

the money before it explodes.

knowledge

Literally.

the

Jack is only doing this

transactions, bill engraving,

because he’s indebted to the

casino cash flows and security

person who organised the heist

measures that the book reads

and who couldn’t have foreseen

like a manual rather than a

a

story.

straight

rogue

for

into

him

sniper

a

shit

waiting

to

I had a number of problems the

book.

First,

“mysterious,” instead

and

rules

of

Roger

rendered

large

The

book

starts

takes

cracking

pace

though,

botched

flashback

bank

job

a

to

a

decade

on

money

on

and

expertise

gun down the robbers. This us

in

at

a

with

the spectacular shootout at

earlier in Kuala Lumpur and

the

serves as back-story to how

thriller lover in with real

Jack became involved in this

promise. However, a lot of

criminal nether world. While

time is spent on the technical

essentially meaningless, the

details that more important

plot

Kuala

aspects, like Jack being able

Lumpur heist is far cleverer

to transform into older or

than

younger

surrounding the

main

the

plot

around

casino,

and

sucks

characters

to

the

suit

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the scenario he has to play

Head Shot and Blood Sunset. He

in, are glossed over to the

and his wife Ella move from the

point of disbelief.

grunge and crime of bohemian

There was a good story

St Kilda to the quieter life

waiting to be told here, but

of Jutt Rock, a small town on

the hype machine seems to have

Victoria’s south west coast.

swallowed it.

As is usually the case

for

a

- Andrew Prentice

big

city

homicide

cop, Rubens brings with him a

bad

case

addiction

of to

burnout,

an

prescription

PINK TIDE

medication, and the hope that

Jarad Henry

the spectacular sunsets which

Australian

Scholarly

Publishing

colour

the

shoreline

pink

move him one day closer to recovery.

Ever since the ABC TV series of

the same name, city-dwellers

pink tides of Jutt Rock are a

have always seemed fond of

metaphor for a darker malaise

the “sea change”, where they

that sweeps the town when the

escape the confines of the big

local surfing hero and a mate

town for something more laid-

of his are brutally bashed

back, a slower pace, a more

while

uncomplicated lifestyle.

party. The mate happens to

This

for

Jarad

is

especially

However,

walking

the

home

calming

from

a

so

be Rubens’ nephew and sales

serial

guy at the local surf shop,

character, Detective Sergeant

and the last time Rubens saw

Rubens McCauley, who was put

him conscious he was cracking

through the grinders in the

jokes about Rubens’ lack of

first two books of the series,

surfing ability.

Henry’s

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The

surfing

and

it

becomes

champ a

dies

murder

ISSUE FOURTEEN marriage and his reputation in the town.

investigation and at least one

local gang is convinced that

themes, given a modern and

the murderer was a tourist.

skilled

Rich visitors from the city

Henry’s

background

may be helping Jutt Creek’s

Victoria’s

criminal

economy

not

system is put to good effect and

helping the local psyche. The

Pink Tide marks a new standard

heated clashes are not helping

in his McCauley series. The

the

either,

characters have a realism and

a case Rubens finds himself

vulnerability shaped as much

desperate to involve himself

by the system they work in

in, despite being warned to

as the hazards they face on

stay on the periphery by his

the job. This is a welcome

superior, District Inspector

addition to Australia’s modern

Wendy Kannasini, due to his

urban crime canon.

but

they’re

investigation

These

are

familiar

treatment.

Jarad in

justice

personal link to one of the - Andrew Prentice

victims.

As

the

case

unfolds,

it becomes clear there are

THE DUNBAR CASE

multiple

Peter Corris

was

not

reasons a

why

revenge

it

attack

Allen and Unwin

by a belittled tourist. His continued

involvement

makes

There are no greater comforts

him realise Jutt Rock might

than regular familiarity, even

not be the sea change he was

for crime fiction readers. This

looking for, and his reliance

being the case, Peter Corris

on pills threatens to spiral

has

out of control, as does his

to the reading community for

been

providing

comfort

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more than 30 years, and The

from the wreck of the Dunbar,

Dunbar Case is his 38th Cliff

a luxury passenger liner that

Hardy novel.

was washed onto the South Head

By

any

stretch,

the

rocks when trying to enter

inkwell should be empty. How

Sydney Harbour in 1857.

can a serial character survive

for this long?

documented only one survivor

Well,

in

records

case,

of the sinking but Wakefield’s

we’re talking about a master

research uncovers a second,

at

to

William Dalgarno Twizzell. One

Cliff just as much as Peter.

of Twizzell’s last surviving

And

modern

work.

this

Official

That

beyond

any

refers

reasonable

day

relatives

is

convention, the Hardy series

serving a sentence in Bathurst

just keeps getting better.

jail for assault with a deadly

weapon and Wakefield wants Cliff

If you’re not clued in,

Cliff Hardy is a Sydney PI who

to interview him.

has been treading the mean

streets of the harbour city

Dalgarno Twizzell may well be

for more than two literary

safer in the clink, given he

decades.

assaulted

Dunbar

Tanner,

the daughter and sister of

with him sitting at Antons

a notorious Newcastle crime

On King, a French restaurant

family, who are itching to

favoured by the locals, and a

even the score. And so the

meeting place for his newest

case gets turned on its head

client,

Henry

Wakefield.

as

Wakefield

is

professor

from Bathurst to Newcastle.

private

In the process linking up with

university and he wants Cliff

an old flame who is writing a

to find a long-lost artifact

true crime investigation into

history

Case

Kristine

opens

of

The

It turns out that John

a at

a

Cliff

follows

the

trail

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life

and

times

of

ISSUE FOURTEEN

the

most enduring character and

Tanner family, and runs afoul

Peter Corris is the genre’s

of an undercover cop who may

undoubted master.

or may not have gone rogue as he investigates the Tanner’s

- Andrew Prentice

role in a huge robbery.

This

is

what

is

so

wonderful about Peter Corris’

LOST IN RANGOON

style. He manages to sneak

Christopher G Moore

the plot under your guard as

Heaven Lake Press

you revel in Cliff’s laments about the changing face of

For well over twenty years

his home city, his views on

Canadian lawyer turned crime

free

writer

university

education

Christopher

Moore

and Lionel Murphy’s no fault

has

divorce laws. Before you know

Thailand and the surrounding

it, the case has mushroomed

region through the character

from the recovery of an old

of

shipwrecked

private investigator, Vincent

journal

to

the

chronicled

G

Bangkok-based

feud between two families.

Calvino.

Cliff

too.

His

Hardy office

ages is

well

Moore

has

in

American

penned

at

thirteen Calvino books. Most

Pyrmont and he has to keep

of them are set in Thailand,

working to afford the rental

although Moore has also taken

on the place. He’s come out

his

the other side of a quadruple

and Cambodia. In the latest

bypass with a sense of his

installment, Lost in Rangoon,

own mortality, if not a sense

Calvino heads to Burma or, as

of self-preservation. He is

it is now officially known,

Australian

Myanmar.

crime

now

change

fiction’s

character

to

Vietnam

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The

opening

pages

find

ISSUE FOURTEEN

There’s never any doubt

Calvino standing in the shell

Calvino will take the case,

of the Lonesome Hawk Bar, one

especially when his long time

of a number of establishments

off-sider

that

in

used

to

Washington

form

the

Thai

colonel

police

and

an

honest cop, announces he is

known and down at heel part

travelling to Rangoon. A keen

of

recently

jazz

enthusiast,

demolished to make way for yet

been

asked

another of the condominiums

capital to play his beloved

that mark the city’s skyline.

saxophone

Calvino suggests to the former

club. Off the books, he’s also

owner that he should consider

been asked by his superiors

starting over in Rangoon, a

to help cut off the supply of

city on the make and welcoming

cold pills from Burma used to

all comers, much like Bangkok

make

was decades ago.

trafficked to Thailand.

Bangkok,

Not

that

particularly the

journey

being

a

of

a

well

expat

Square,

part

Pratt,

Calvino

wants

to at

Pratt

the an

has

Burmese upmarket

methamphetamine,

then

Rangoon now is a lot like

to

make

Phnom Penh was like in the

himself.

He’s

nineties, a heady mixture of

travel

breakneck economic and social

pressured

to

to Burma by a disagreeable

change,

English

and

brothel

owner,

who

gangster

political

capitalism rumour

and

wants to hire him to find his

intimidation. Soon Pratt and

son. The son has disappeared

Calvino are enmeshed in its

in

brutal

country’s

capital

along

Darwinian

shadowed

underworld

with his Burmese girlfriend,

and

a real head turner and the

military intelligence.

lead singer in the band the

son plays in.

Calvino

I

read books

by the

Burmese fest

when

I

few was

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living and working in Mekong

KL NOIR

region in the nineties, but

Various Authors

stopped getting them after I

Buku Fixi

left. I didn’t pick up another one until Lost In Rangoon.

If

there’s

Moore has lost none of

you

need no

further better

proof

vehicle

his ability to convey a sense

than noir fiction (and film)

of menace and intrigue. His

for shining a light onto the

descriptions of Rangoon are

crevices and cracks in society

excellent.

particular,

the powers that be do not want

he excels at describing the

you to see, check out a new

human and social fall out that

fiction called KL Noir.

occurs when a poor, isolated

country

Lumpur,

In

suddenly

opens

its

That’s KL as in Kuala the

borders to the world. There

Malaysia.

are

flashes

of

humour

particularly Calvino’s

too,

concerning

Lumpur

of

may

not

seem like the most obvious

with

place to set an anthology of

Burma’s self declared first PI

noir fiction. On the surface,

and astrologer.

at least, it has a reputation

Lost

satisfying

interactions

Kuala

capital

in

Rangoon

read,

a

is

a

mixture

for as an orderly, some would say, almost bland, city.

of hard-boiled crime fiction

But

and acute social observation

anything to go by, there’s

set in a little known part of

a

Asia. What’s not to like.

surface. KL is a city crawling

lot

with - Andrew Nette

if

going

this on

horrendously

migrant

workers

ghosts,

where

economic

book under

is the

exploited and

angry

breakneck

development

and

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rampant consumerism has left

was probably my pick of the

many

with

bunch. It’s a taunt little

no other social outlet than

tale about a good Muslim girl

shopping

which

who thinks dealing drugs from

highly

her local Internet café is

party

the solution to her problems.

is

of

its

citizens

malls,

governed

by

authoritarian that’s

and

clung

a

ruling to

power

for

She is very wrong.

over half a century.

Murder

KL Noir is first of four

Marc de Faoite’s ‘Mamak Mystery’

the

side by independent publishing

migrant workforce. An Indian

company Buku Fix.

restaurant worker decides to

How

interpret

Asian

investigate the murder of a friend and co-worker, another

general, and noir narratives,

migrant, and unearths a much

in particular, fascinates me.

bigger

I

expected.

like

fiction

Malaysia’s

in

didn’t

crime

writers

of

with

volumes about the city’s dark

plight

deals

every

story

in this collection, par for

the

‘Chasing

course

in

the

case

of

case

Kris

than

he

ever

Williamson’s Butterflies

in

the

any anthology, and stories I

Night’ is a brutal tale of

couldn’t relate to. But there

a

are

and,

prostitutes who has very good

collectively, they’re a great

reason to be confident of his

insight into what noir means

impunity.

in this particular neck of

the woods.

courts are the focus for much

some

great

Briefly,

tales

my

favourites

were as follows:

‘The

Runner’

serial

killer

Shopping

targeting

mall

food

of the action in this book. The best of these is ‘Vanished’

by

Adib

by khairulnizam Bakeri, which

Zaini, was the first story and

deals with a busker with a

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secret.

It

Last, ‘The Unbeliever’

landscape of statistics that

by Amir Hafizi is a fascinating

Hawken has his characters play

take on a modern Malay ghost

out their differing fortunes,

story, with a distinct Wicker

gang members and authorities

Man feel to it.

alike.

against

out

KL

is known, is out of jail but

Noir can by a hard copy from

still in with Barrio Azteca

Amazon.

gang. Watched over he returns

to

check

or

Flip

stark

want

Felipe

this

readers

who

International

is

as

he

to El Paso, moves in with his - Andrew Nette

mother, gets a job with his future stepfather and looks to keep his head down. But he’s

TEQUILA SUNSET

soon plugged into the Aztecas

Sam Hawken

local set-up and taken under

Serpent’s Tail

the

wing

of

Jose

the

gang

boss. Tequila Sunset is Sam Hawken’s

second

favour.

novel

brilliant

following

debut

The

his Dead

And

Jose

needs

a

Cristina Salas is an El

Women of Juarez. As in that

Paso cop on gang duty. Her

novel

and

to

Hawken

familiar

again

returns

territory:

cross-border

flux

the

between

her

partner,

Robinson,

go through the motions but are

relatively

the statistically safe, law-

in

abiding El Paso, Texas, and

Surveillance is as exciting

Ciudad

as it gets. They know Jose but

Juarez,

murderous

city

a

lawless,

where

7,500

people were killed in 2006.

pursuing

powerless the

gangs.

have little to pin on him.

Over the border Matias

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a

Mexican

is

up

to

in

gang-related

and

various

Corruption, and

federal his

murders

body

brutal

lawlessness

neck

parts. violence are

the

ISSUE FOURTEEN to

make

a

new

start,

the

exhausted Mexican fed are all finely

portrayed,

characters life time.

one

believable

getting shitty

The

through

day

at

juxtaposition

a of

watchwords as Segura moves from

the environs coupled with the

the aftermath of one murder to

intertwined

another. He knows the Azteca

storyline mark Hawken as a

and is not averse to adopting

mature, stylish writer with

more questionable methods to

hopefully many more books to

obtain information.

come.

The

FBI

complete

the

Tequila

three-pronged

Sunrise

is of

a

law enforcement triangle and

Wire-esque-depiction

a

bring together the El Paso

deplorable situation but one

cops and Segura. Between them

that is imbued with humanity

they plan to put a major hole

and spirit.

in Jose’s operation and dent the business of the Cartel.

- David Honeybone

To break the border economy of drugs for guns. But as their net begins to tighten tragedy

A HEALTHY FEAR OF MAN

strikes, Flip finds himself in

Aaron Philip Clark

a quandary and it all gets

Snubnose Press

very messy. And bloody.

What an ambitious book

A Healthy Fear of Man is the

and

testament

second novel in Aaron Philip

to

Hawken’s

skill that he pulls this off

Clark’s

Paul

Little

series

big time. The single mum US

following on from his debut

cop, the gang member looking

novel The Science of Paul.

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Paul, an ex-con looking

of the novel are easily its

to get away from his old life

strongest with Paul trying to

in Philly, has moved onto his

survive on the land in self-

deceased

imposed

grandfather’s

farm

isolation.

sifts

he’d like to, Paul can’t seem

left by his senile grandfather

to stay out of trouble and

and contemplates the decisions

when a death on his property

that have brought him there. As

brings the local cops around

the plot became more and more

he decides he has to find out

elaborate in later chapters

what happened before he ends

I

up back in prison.

return to the quiet of the

Little farm and hear more of

found

the

he

in North Carolina. As much as

Set in a former tobacco

through

Here

myself

detritus

wanting

to

boom county, now fallen into a

Paul’s voice.

state of decay, Paul is forced

to

the story is overly convoluted

wade

deeper

and

deeper

This isn’t to say that

into the town’s underbelly.

or

poorly

A place made up of backwoods

Once

things

dive bars, poverty stricken

narrative barrels along at a

reservations

rapid pace and the action and

fuelled

and

thugs

the

and

meth

corrupt

dialogue

are

constructed. get

going

well

the

crafted.

officials who run them. Clark

The friendship between Paul

paints a vivid portrait of a

and his grandfather’s friend

place that is slowly dying.

Bo, a kindly good ol’ boy, and

His

with

a young girl called Gilly are

steady currents of anger and

both believable and touching.

resignation

either

And a slow romance with a local

accept their poor fortunes or

girl feels achingly real and

fight uselessly against them.

in no way contrived which,

sadly, is often the case with

characters

The

as

thrum they

opening

chapters

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On

the

down

ISSUE FOURTEEN wasted his life and Rita, an

side

the

intense cleaning lady with a

ending felt out of place. In

shady past.

going for a brighter epilogue

Clark loses the hard, pragmatic

years mowing lawns, lives in

and brutal tone that serves

the house where he grew up

him through out the rest of

and is committed to the rut

the

he has carved out for himself.

novel

and

the

book

is

Ronnie has spent thirty

weaker for it.

Rita cleans floors, lives in

a

A Healthy Fear of Man

one-room

unit

and

has

a

is an exciting and impressive

landlord that knows her by a

novel. I’ll be tracking down

different name. After meeting

The Science of Paul and I’m

at

sure after reading it I’ll be

became romantically involved

looking forward to the third

and

their

Paul Little book.

while

initially

the

village

pair

relationship,

passionate, -Addam Duke

the

sweet

soon

takes

and an

obsessive turn.

The

moments

earlier between

tender

Ronnie

and

RONNIE AND RITA

Rita are touching and sad. You

Deborah Sheldon

can feel Ronnie’s loneliness

Dark Prints Press

and the desire to be loved that he has kept hidden even

Set in the outer suburbs of

from

Melbourne, Australia, Ronnie

seemingly

and Rita is a twisted love

nature obscures a dark and

story

broken

secret pain. It is these early

quiet

scenes that hold the story

middle-aged gardener who has

together and keep Ronnie and

people,

between Ronnie,

two a

himself open

while

Rita’s

and

honest

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actions

despite

the

believable

surreal

events

ISSUE FOURTEEN Rita. Having spent two years working as a gardener at a

that later take place. It also

retirement

makes it all the more painful

Eastern

when things start to fall to

a few people very much like

pieces.

Ronnie.

Ronnie

and

Rita

dream

Suburbs

Rita’s admission that she is

many

‘damaged

goods’

class

have

child.

a

notices

that

the known

perfectly

portrays the resignation to mediocrity

cannot

in

I’ve

Sheldon

of starting a family despite and

village

of

that

the

permeates

working/middle

neighbourhoods

where

When

she

I grew up and the desperate

Ronnie’s

next

things they’ll sometimes do

door

neighbour

is

pregnant

she

convinces

Ronnie

to break away.

the

baby could be theirs and from

-Addam Duke

there things rapidly spiral out of control. Ronnie and Rita’s love is not glamorous

HOME INVASION

and

Patti Abbott

their

dreams

aren’t

grand instead they’re small

Snubnose Press

and fractured. The narrative moves at a frantic pace and

A compilation of short stories

her tight prose adds a sense

that

of

Invasion

claustrophobic

panic

as

form

novel,

follows

the

dysfunctional

Home saga

the walls close in and then

of

start to crumble around the

Family over a period of fifty

duo.

years.

the

a

This

tale

Batch

certainly

I have to admit I had a

hits the spot when it comes

bit of a biased affection for

to appalling parenting, flawed

Deborah Sheldon’s Ronnie and

morals and the darker side of

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early 20th century America.

longer be given at will. The

elated feeling of optimistic

Abbott’s

distressing

dark style

and depicts

anticipation

is

lost

after

this family with their tainted

the first few chapters.

trail of debased businesses,

impulsive escapes and illegal

years of her youngest son,

endeavors, with the expertise

Charlie,

of a psychoanalyst working in

plot begins to pick up when

child services.

he acts upon his fascination

with home invasion.

The book begins with the

Delving

into

the

the

teen

chronological

character of Billie Batch and

her incredibly self-absorbed

all of his confusing, candid,

mother, Kay.

peculiar adolescent glory that

Following

from

keeps you reading on. Even the

her jarring adolescence, the

progression from a small boy

story becomes irritably slow

to adulthood Charlie’s life

paced and a little frustrating

is

during her transition into a

behavior

and

tragic alcoholic mother with

obsessions

that

two boys and a con-man husband

land him in prison. On his

with

released he is confronted with

some

Billie

Charlie is the glue in

unyielding

anger

sparred

with

byzantine ambiguous ultimately

issues.

an intrinsic blend of lies, a

stolen child and unthinkable

Leaping from one hopeless

situation

to

the

next,

blackmail

from

this story is riddled with

lover, Melissa.

constant displays of pathetic

parenting

and

and

hardships

and

the bad

family’s fortune

Abbott’s

his

former

prose,

complex,

plot

desperate

characters satisfy a strange

are painfully continuous to

hunger

brought

on

by

this

a point where empathy can no

sad and potent narrative in

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which her literary brilliance

the House of Blackley.

shines

through.

The

raw

The first chapter presents

nature of this story is both

the department store in all

dark and blunt and some will

its elegance and allure is

find

through

as a place of dreams to its

this tale heartbreaking and

customers but in other ways,

beholden while others may find

a form of imprisonment to its

themselves saying, “What the

employees. The aftermath of

hell just happened?”

Amélie’s death has its fare

share

being

hauled

I was the latter and yet

of

twists

and

turns

Home Invasion has become mind-

(including the bizarre detail

invading almost indefinitely.

of a fez-wearing monkey found in

- Elke Flint

the

dead

girl’s

room),

but it is the story’s main protagonist, Detective Silas Quinn

with

his

character

THE MANNEQUIN HOUSE

cocktail

of

R.N Morris

nerve

ambiguity,

Creme de la Crime

continuously coats this prose

and

audacity, that

with intrigue. Set

in

London

before

the

In

this

era

outbreak of the First World War

innocence,

in 1914, The Mannequin House

despair,

is the ultimate crime fiction

with abundant emotional and

and period drama piece. The

psychological

story centers on the murder

deeper Quinn delves into the

of

model

thwarted passions and secrets

called Amelie, working in the

of the mannequin house, the

prestigious department store

more the detective’s past is

and consumer paradise that is

divulged to us. Amongst these

a

young

fashion

Morris

of

pain

and

expels violence

depth.

The

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anomalies is Quinn’s tendency

absorbing historical mystery

to act “as judge, jury and

with

executioner”.

precision.

is

Quinn’s the

owner

sophistication The

novel

and reads

chief

suspect

with constitution but most of

department

store’s

all with feeling and though

Benjamin

multifaceted

Blackley,

character

a

and

the suspect list is short and guessing

the

culprit

isn’t

the clear ‘villain’ of the

exactly rocket science, there

piece. Rumored to keep the

is a nice twist at the end to

mannequins

satisfy all.

(as

the

store’s

models are referred to) under

tight

Blackley

Quinn himself “At this stage,

is a natural suspect but has

anything and everything could

connections that can put Quinn

turn

and his career at risk.

significance.

all”.

parameters,

But

between

Mister

In the words of Silas

out

to

have Or

a

vital

none

at

Blackley and the fez-wearing monkey is of course the house

- Elke Flint

of mannequins. Emotional yet tight lipped, the girls expel toxic levels of bitterness and jealously,

hindering

Quinn

from unveiling the truth of Amélie’s ghastly fate.

Character

dialogue

is

decisive and witty, leaving ones imagination to run wild within

Morris’s

discerning

elaborations. He is sharp yet eloquent

and

delivers

this

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“Nice try, asshole.” -Catlin



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