Drinks

Hair of the Dog

You woke up hung over today … bummer. Since there’s a chance I’m the one who did this to you, I feel obligated to offer a remedy—and that’s more booze.

I fully support the concept of “the hair of the dog that bit you,” the idea that reintroducing alcohol into your system will counteract its own effects. There is no scientific evidence to support this notion, but as someone in this industry, I’ve seen it in action.

I have curated a list of favorite hair-of-the-dog beverages for the next time you’re stuck in a rut. (I promise, no raw eggs, Pedialyte, or actual canine hair in these concoctions.)

1. Shower Beer. Hot shower, cold beer, same time. It’s a perpetual failsafe, and requires no energy to make happen. Just pop the top and you’re off.

2: Any Mule. Two words: sugar and carbonation. The best part is you can make it with pretty much any spirit from the night before. Use a high quality Ginger beer to ease your stomach and add a good spice. Fresh lime will cut through the alcohol and the citrus will replenish vitamins. And do not forget the bitters! A couple herbaceous drops (Angostura will do) will quietly ease your heartburn and nausea.

3: Bloody Mary. I feel like I could never fully gain your trust if I didn’t mention the quintessential Hangover Cocktail. Use vodka or switch it up with tequila or mezcal and have a Bloody Maria. The fresh tomato will ll out your stomach, and salt on the rim replaces your electrolytes. Use heat (like Tabasco or Sriracha) to sweat out the toxins from the night before. Finally, add ridiculous garnishes to enhance your spirit.

4. White Russian. If “The Dude” can start every day this way, why can’t you? The vodka is hidden effortlessly, the Kahlua gives the illusion of coffee without the caffeine jitters, and the cream will settle your stomach. My absolute favorite variation is called a “Colorado Bulldog,” which finishes with a splash of Coke. A small change that leads to a dramatic improvement.

Now get out there and do your best. We’re rooting for you, drink in hand.

Tarin Scarbrough is the Sommelier at The Attic Door. If you like what she pens, you’ll love what she pours! Be sure to stop by and let her know what you think or drink.