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View this image " olgakr / ThinkStock 1. A sack of potatoes2. A bowl of cream of wheat that’s settled into a thick film3. The moldy cheese at the bottom of the refrigerator drawer4. Nachos that sat out for too long so that the cheese congealed, and when you try to take one chip, 15 other chips come with it, and there’s no physical way to separate them so you’re stuck with 15 chips covered in cold, hard cheese5. A meal that consists of nothing but condiments6. A ziplock bag of ketchup packets from leftover fast food7. Peanut butter that’s at the very bottom of the jar, that’s gotten a little bit hard and you can’t scoop it out without getting peanut butter on your hands8. A handful of semisweet chocolate baking chips as dessert9. Cookie dough that never makes it to actual cookies10. A solo bread butt in the fridge
View this image " sarahdoow 11. Easy Mac in a coffee mug 12. Any meal in a coffee mug13. A mug of coffee from the morning reheated hours later in a microwave14. Mismatched dirty socks15. A bra that has gone unwashed for five months16. Period underwear turned inside out 17. Glasses held together by tape18. An outdated glasses prescription that you keep wearing even though you can’t see anything19. Advil that expired in 200220. Kleenex as makeshift toilet paper21. Free Estee Lauder beauty samples in the corner of the medicine cabinet22. A drip from a faucet that you keep thinking has stopped but hasn’t23. Pen caps that have long lost their mates
View this image " anankkml UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1409087111); }); 24. Wilted grass that’s sat under a potted plant too long25. A dust bunny you glance at a few feet away every time you watch TV, but never touch26. A text message that just says “K”27. Matthew McConaughey’s voice28. Pennies29. Those pincer things people use to grab their beer or whatever off the coffee table because they don’t want to sit up30. The typo you noticed before sending but then were like eh, whatever31. A liquid hand soap bottle that just keeps getting refilled with water32. The bathroom at a single dude’s apartment33. Second-day
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mascara34. A clown that didn’t feel like washing off his clown makeup and then wears smudged second-day clown makeup to his day job in marketing. And his coworkers are like “Are you feeling OK, Randy?” And he’s like “What are you talking about?” And then he has to have an uncomfortable meeting with his boss about what’s “work-appropriate.”35. Dry shampoo
View this image " Lucy Nicholson / Reuters 36. A snail riding a sloth37. A sloth on horse tranquilizers38. Roly-poly bugs 39. An elderly tortoise40. A fireplace that probably has a dead bat in there but no one’s ever gonna look41. A bed with no sheets that gets slept on anyway AND it’s just a mattress on the floor with no frame42. Pants with a hole in the crotch43. Pants that are too tight and look kind of bad but you put in all that effort to put them on so might as well wear them.44. That weird jumpsuit in the back of your closet that you might wear one day45. The dusty panini maker on top of the refrigerator
View this image " cheekylorns / ThinkStock 46. That fancy necklace from the movie Titanic now sitting at the bottom of the ocean forever47. A remote that’s out of reach and therefore guarantees that you’re watching a Law & Order marathon regardless of whether or not you want to48. A Law & Order marathon49. A pile of takeout napkins that could come in handy at some point in the distant future50. A Christmas tree that’s up in February51. “HBD”52. Not peeing even though you have to pee because you’d have to get up53. Considering peeing in something in your room instead of going all the way to the bathroom54. The clock that never got updated for Daylight Savings Time, and now it’s got the right time again55. Copy/paste56. Uncrustables Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/surprisingly-perfect-metaphors-for-yourlaziness 56 Surprisingly Perfect Metaphors For Your Laziness To read more on this topic click here
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