The Perfect Parody Of Fashion Bloggers

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1. To be honest, I had never really considered whether I would like to watch a slasher film with a fashion blogger as its protagonist.

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"LEATHER OR LACE?!" the young fashion blogger shrieks as she sets the Alexander Wang boutique on fire, her screams rising above the flames

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2. But thanks to @fashionxblogger, I can say that yes, I would very much like to.

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"LIKE MY HAIR? IT'S OMBRÉ!" cries the young fashion blogger as she menacingly backs Anna Dello Russo into an alley, Acne switchblade raised

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"GRACE CODDINGTON IS GOD!" says the young fashion blogger as she kicks Anna

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Wintour off the Condé Nast roof with her Susanna Chloé boots

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4. Someone please illustrate this.

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"LINK FOR LINK?!" cries the young fashion blogger as she pulls a Rodarte knife from her Prada garter and throws it at Susie Bubble's topknot

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"GIVE ME A COLLECTION!" shrieks the young fashion blogger as she smashes through the windows of Opening Ceremony with a Carven axe

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The @fashionxblogger account has less than 300 followers, so follow away and announce proudly that you're a TRENDSETTER.

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