Slice of Life By Eric Anderson
I’ve recently started dating someone new. He’s not at all like the men I’ve dated. They’ve all let me down in some way, but he’s consistently reliable. He’s pretty hot, not super meaty, medium build, and even though he has a thick crust, he’s a softy on the inside. Whenever I order him over, he always arrives promptly and warm. And the sex you ask? Well, he’s quite saucy. The only problem is that he doesn’t seem to last very long. He’s either gone quickly, or grows cold toward me, but that’s something I’m willing to look past since he brings me such comfort. He may not be as good if I manage to heat him up again for round two, but it’s still worth it. I feel like we’re really helping each other grow, and that’s the sign of a satiating relationship, right? I believe we should all rise to new occasions in life. He’s starting to think outside the box. He used to be pretty contained in there until I came along. While some may find our courtship unusual, I dare them to name more supportive qualities in a partner. He’s really all I could ever want in this feast of experience we call life. On top of all this, he’s becoming a more diverse individual. It seems like I’m experiencing him a little differently every day. Some days he’s a hearty Italian fidanzato, others a pepper-hot spicy lover, though I’m not too keen on the days where he’s a bit of a fruity ham. My friends find him a bit too cheesy, but I feel the extra cheese really adds to the experience. Our dates may be short-lived, but I’m always left feeling like my stomach is full of butterflies… and pepperoni.