A Gentleman’s Guide to Washroom Etiquette by Evan Smithers

Dedicated to my friends and family who always keep me laughing.

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The House Rules

Stage 3. Sink Area

Stage 1. Urinals/Troughs

Rule 1.1 – Urinal & Trough Selection Rule 1.2 – The Viewfinder Rule 1.3 – Fluid Dynamics Rule 1.4 – Litter Rule 1.5 – Flushing

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Rule 3.1 – Soap Rule 3.2 – Faucet Rule 3.3 – Sink Selection Rule 3.4 – The Mirror

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Stage 4. Hand Drying Area

Stage 2. Stalls

Rule 4.1 – Drying Machines Rule 4.2 – Towels Rule 4.3 – Accelerated Leave

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Rule 2.1 – Stall Selection Rule 2.2 – The Throne Rule 2.3 – Vandalism Rule 2.4 – Flushing

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Introduction The menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s washroom: a quiet cube of efficiency and odor that has lasted numerous generations. Washroom, bathroom, restroom, john, loo, or dunny; call it what you will, we all experience it, and since the first public washroom ever built, humanity has created and agreed upon certain codes which must be followed in order to maintain the highest standard of washroom usage. The following pages will document the important rules and correct etiquette in relation to the 21st century male washroom.

The House Rules These rules are to be followed at all times and in all areas and stages of the washroom visit. If there is ever a minor exemption to one of the five house rules, it will be mentioned within the appropriate example.

Conversation or vocalization of any sort is not tolerated within the male washroom. Courtesy nods are acceptable but must be kept to a minimum.

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Absolutely no bodily contact with others is appropriate. Even if the other party is an acquaintance or known peer, this is deemed unacceptable.

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Loitering of any sort is out of the question; finish what needs to be done in the most efficient way possible and exit the washroom immediately.

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Eye contact is frowned upon in all areas of the male washroom. It is only acceptable during a courtesy nod and should not be held for longer than one second.

The person entering the washroom has full right of way.

Urinals & Troughs Stage 1

Stage 1. Urinals & Troughs Urinals and troughs are the definition of washroom efficiency. First patented in 1866 by Andrew Rankin, urinals are the unconditional triumph male washrooms hold against those of the opposite sex. The bowl of speed and demolisher of washroom lines; this wonderful contraption definitely has its upside. But for every positive comes the chance for a negative, and neither urinals nor troughs are any exception. The following section will discuss how to enjoy the benefits while playing by the rules.

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Urinal & Trough Selection Personal space while at the urinal is of the utmost importance. No self-respecting man enjoys a visitor while paying the water bill, and it is because of this that numerous rules and regulations are to be followed by every individual within the male washroom’s confines. Below are four situations that explain and cover every possible scenario when it comes to urinals. Additional rules pertaining to troughs will also be discussed.

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Situation ‘A’ (No Urinals Occupied) Upon washroom entry, pick one of the urinals on either end, preferably the one furthest away from the washroom entrance. This enables the next occupant to adhere to the following situations, and is an essential step in maintaining order.

Paying the Water Bill – Slang terminology for the act of urination.

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Situation ‘B’ (One Urinal Occupied) Assuming the washroom occupant has followed situation ‘A’ correctly, and as long as the washroom is equipped with more than two urinals (or if each urinal includes a barrier wall), simply take the furthest urinal away from said occupant. If in fact there are only one or two urinals available, the use of stalls becomes acceptable.

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Situation ‘C’ (Two Urinals Occupied) With the correct adherence to situations ‘A’ and ‘B’, this situation should include two occupants at either end of the ‘u-line’. If the u-line includes five or more units, it is acceptable to occupy a urinal as long as one empty urinal is left in-between two occupants. This space is also referred to as the ‘PASS’ rule or Personal Agreement of Space and Safety. If there are wall barriers this rule does not apply.

U-line – The entire line of urinals present within a male washroom. The ‘PASS’ Rule – The Personal Agreement of Space and Safety rule deals with the appropriate space acceptable in between two occupants at the urinal.

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Situation ‘D’ (All Urinals in Respect to the PASS Rule Occupied) If all acceptable urinals are occupied in relation to the PASS rule, the use of stalls becomes permitted. Under the circumstances that the stalls are also fully occupied, the SUE system, or Stage of Urgency Evaluation, must be used to determine the severity of the individuals situation. If the individual is in the Yellow or Red stage of SUE, breaking the PASS rule is briefly accepted.

The SUE System The Stage of Urgency Evaluation determines the severity of an individual’s washroom situation by using a traffic light stage system as follows: Green Stage – Nothing urgent. It can wait for a while. Yellow Stage – Urination must happen soon. Either decision is acceptable. Red Stage – Bladder overload. Emptying the tank is an absolute necessity.

The ‘PASS’ Rule – The Personal Agreement of Space and Safety rule deals with the appropriate space acceptable in between two occupants at the urinal. Emptying The Tank – Slang terminology for the act of urination.

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Many of these rules also apply to the common washroom trough. A daunting visual to some, this wall like structure is much less common in North America, but still appears occasionally. It is important to know the slight rule changes and differences, so that occupants can use the device properly and not confuse the trough with a sink. Below we have four similar instances pertaining to a trough instead of a urinal.

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Situation ‘E’ (No Occupants) Upon entry into the washroom, pick the end area of the trough, preferably the one furthest away from the washroom entrance. This enables the next occupant to adhere to the following situations, and is an essential step in maintaining order.

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Situation ‘F’ (One Occupant) Assuming the washroom occupant has followed situation ‘E’ correctly, and as long as the washroom is equipped with a trough longer than three feet, simply take the furthest area away from said occupant. If in the very rare case the trough is less than three feet long, it is essentially a strange urinal, and the use of stalls becomes acceptable.

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Situation ‘G’ (Two Occupants) With the correct adherence to situations ‘E’ and ‘F’ ,this situation should include two occupants at either end of the wall. If the wall is longer than five feet long, it is acceptable to occupy a space as long as one foot in distance is left in-between two occupants. This space is also referred to as the PASS rule or Personal Agreement of Space and Safety. Note that the PASS rule does allow for closer proximity to other occupants when relating to troughs, as they are usually included in high traffic areas.

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1.1.8. Situation ‘H’ (Full Area in Respect to the PASS Rule Occupied) If all acceptable spaces are occupied in relation to the PASS rule, the use of stalls becomes permitted. Under the circumstances that the stalls are also fully occupied, the SUE system, or Stage of Urgency Evaluation, must be used to determine the severity of the individuals situation. If the individual is in the Yellow or Red stage of SUE, breaking the PASS rule is briefly accepted.

The Wall – The entire surface area of the washroom trough. The ‘PASS’ Rule – The Personal Agreement of Space and Safety rule deals with the appropriate space acceptable in between two occupants at the urinal or trough.

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The Viewfinder Once situated at the urinal or trough, in correct accordance to rule 1.1, the next rule that comes into use is ‘The Viewfinder’. This rule relates to everything involving the occupant’s head positioning and eye movement. In relation to house rule IV, while at the urinal or trough, there are absolutely no exceptions for eye contact, even for a courtesy nod. These rules, if disobeyed, can result in physical punishment, so understanding is vital.

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Positioning The positioning of an occupant’s head is crucial while at a urinal or trough. The correct head positioning can be the difference between a peaceful, proficient experience and an all out ‘flush rumble’. The occupant must attempt to keep their head facing forwards at all times. Vertical pivots of the head are completely acceptable, but horizontal pivots have an enforced limitation explained further in rule 1.2.2.

Flush Rumble – A large physical brawl or fight that takes place within the confines of a male washroom.

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Head Movement If in fact some minor head turning does occur, there is a point on each side at which it is deemed unacceptable. The no-zone is 15º to each side and is the absolute maximum angle the head may turn while at the urinal or trough. Beyond 15º to one side can result in physical punishment from other occupants.

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Eye Movement Very similar to rule 1.2.2, eye movement must also be restricted. Beyond 5º of eye movement while at the urinal or trough is unacceptable and can cause an occupant to look shifty or unpredictable. Also, no eye movement whatsoever is tolerated between 20º and 30º head movement, as the occupant will already be close to the strict boundaries set out.

The No-Zone – The angle and position on each side of the occupant’s head at which the territory becomes unacceptable.

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Fluid Dynamics Most men will not admit to it, but judging by the damp conditions often found in public washrooms, urination accuracy and knowledge seems to be lacking among the general male population. Recognizing the fluid dynamics of urinals and troughs is tremendously important in order to avoid spillage or mess of any sort, whether on you or the washroom floor.

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Bowl Contact The principles of fluid dynamics explain that when a fluid hits a smooth surface at an oblique angle, it will tend to flow along that surface. This rule basically states that as long as the occupant keeps the flow in the bowl so to speak, the mess should be greatly minimized. As for troughs, the same technique applies, but the stream must stay straight ahead, otherwise occupants risk cross streaming.

Cross Streaming â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The outcome of two urination streams passing across one another.

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Puck Pursuit Many urinals (and some troughs) often include urinal deodorizer pucks. Contrary to what many men seem to think, these are to cut down on unpleasant odors and are not a target at which to aim. Deodorizer pucks, when urinated on, can cause severe splash back otherwise known as ‘golden tears’. This is unpleasant to everyone present within the washroom and even those who must use the facilities afterwards, so this tactic is heavily frowned upon.

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Area of Interest As for the best area within the urinal to aim towards, also known as the sweet spot, fluid dynamics explains that if the source of the fluid is close to the focal point of the parabola, which should always be the case, the fluid will run straight down the back wall with little to no splashing. The back center wall of the urinal, therefore, is the main area of interest.

Golden Tears – The slight splash back of urination caused by improper accuracy. The Sweet Spot – The ideal area of the urinal that causes no splash back.

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Litter The urinal and trough, though both technically capable containers, are under no circumstances to be used for anything other than efficient disposal of urine. Disposal of anything other than urine is highly intolerable and can disrupt the entire structure of the u-line and therefore the whole washroom itself. There is absolutely no exception to this rule at any point. Examples of actions that should never take place at a urinal or trough are mentioned below.

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Hubba Bubba Whether or not the flavour of an occupantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chewing gum is still present within the mouth, it is completely unacceptable to spit used chewing gum into the urinal or trough. This not only is disrespectful to fellow washroom occupants, it can also disrupt the entire fluid dynamics system (see rule 1.3).

U-line â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The entire line of urinals present within a male washroom.

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Second Hand Smoke If in fact smoking within an establishment is not prohibited, then by all means, enjoy. That being said, this does not make the use of a urinal bowl as an ashtray acceptable in any way. Ignore the strong urge to hear the cigarette butt sizzle, and keep it away from the urinal or trough area. No one wants to be left with a french fry.

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Lunch Break As clearly stated in house rule III, no loitering within the washroom is acceptable. This would render the possession of hand held food pointless, but if in fact one finds themselves with food waste of the packaging or edible varieties, it is not tolerable to dispose of it within the bowl of a urinal or trough. Again, as stated above, this is also a clear violation of rule 1.3, and is heavily frowned upon.

French Fry â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A cigarette that has been urinated onto, causing it to acquire a yellow tint.

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Flushing While the design of troughs uses drains, and is often utilized to avoid flushing, urinals fall in the opposite category. Quick and efficient flushing is essential and has caused a majority of washrooms to adopt MT flushing, where the occupant simply walks away and the urinal reacts accordingly. However, every so often manual flushing makes a shocking appearance, and knowing how to act properly is essential to keeping these washrooms running. Techniques for flushing will be examined below according to level of difficulty.

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Karate Chop The classic ‘Karate Chop’ is a rookie level maneuver and involves the occupant using the side of their hand, below the pinky finger, to strike the flush bar downwards causing the urinal to flush. This move is designed to minimize hand to handle contact, but still requires a very thorough hand wash immediately after performed.

MT Flushing – Short form for ‘Motion Tracking’ flushing, where the device requires the triggering of a sensor in order to function. Rookie Level – The lowest skill level on the scale of flushing style difficulty. Flush Bar – The bar used to trigger a manual urinal or toilet to flush.

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Falcon Kick The ‘Falcon Kick’ is of the pro level, and involves the occupant first taking one step back from the urinal and subsequently raising one leg up towards the flush bar. The occupant then places their foot onto the flush bar and pushes it towards the wall causing the urinal to flush. This maneuver is slightly more dangerous due to increased chance of balance loss, but involves no hand to handle contact.

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Raging Bull The ‘Raging Bull’ is of the highest skill intensity and is rated at all-star level. This maneuver involves the occupant first taking one step back, while also turning 180º until their back is facing the urinal. The occupant then raises their leg backwards and up towards the flush bar until their foot hovers in front. At this point the leg is pushed backwards even further, pushing the flush bar back towards the wall, and causing the urinal to flush. This move, though extremely difficult to aim and perform, gives the greatest speed, and balance, while also eliminating hand to handle contact completely.

Pro Level – The middle skill level on the scale of flushing style difficulty. All-Star Level – The highest skill level on the scale of flushing style difficulty.

Stalls Stage 2

Stage 2. Stalls Stalls are the evolutionary outcome of the water closet invented in 1596 by Sir John Harrington, and a staple within almost all modern day public washrooms, male or female. Although a daunting space for most, this washroom cubical remains prevalent in male washrooms primarily for the dreaded public defecation, but is often also utilized for busy urinal overflow. For male occupants, stalls can be commonly avoided, and it is for this reason that learning the rules and regulations of the stall are essential, for the rare moment the need for one arises. The following section will discuss how to proceed when faced with the use of a stall.

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Stall Selection The selection of stalls is quite unlike that of the urinal, and for male occupants, the art of stall selection might not be as well known as their female counterparts. This process can be integral to keeping the male washroom running efficiently so it is important that the occupant understands how to act, should stall selection become necessary. The following situations will outline the correct process when dealing with the selection.

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Situation ‘A’ (No Stalls Occupied) In the occasion an occupant needs to use the stall, either for a number two or in relation to rule 1.1.4, and all stalls appear to be empty, they simply enter the stall furthest from the entrance allowing other occupants to view all other empty stalls before reaching the non-vacant one at the end. The only exception to this rule is if the SCOPE test, or SelfCalculated Odour and Purity Evaluation, has yielded a negative result making the stall unusable and causing rule 2.1.2 to be treated as the next appropriate step.

The SCOPE Test – Used to yield either a positive or negative evaluation of the odour and purity of a single stall.

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Situation ‘B’ (One Stall Occupied/Unusable) Assuming rule 2.1.1 has been carried out, the next stall taken should be the furthest away from the already occupied stall. This usually means the stall closest to the entrance should be taken next. This is a common courtesy of personal space to the occupant already present in the furthest stall, but this selection does come with its dangers based on its position in the washroom. Because this second occupied stall is the closest to the entrance, the occupant inside has a much higher chance of experiencing turd burglars.

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Situation ‘C’ (Two Stalls Occupied/Unusable) In the occasion that two stalls are occupied, the next appropriate stall selection should be as far away from both stalls as possible, but unlike urinals, it is not unacceptable to take a stall right beside another; in this case it would not be against the rules to fill the middle stall in a three-stall lineup. Though every action should be taken to avoid this if possible, it is not a necessity to follow the PASS rule mentioned in stage one.

Turd Burglar – An individual who unknowingly attempts to break into an occupied stall in a public washroom even though the door is locked. The ‘PASS’ Rule – The Personal Agreement of Space and Safety rule deals with the appropriate space acceptable in between two occupants at the urinal.

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Situation ‘D’ (All Stalls Occupied/Unusable) If all stalls within the washroom are occupied, consider the male washroom to be at full capacity and act accordingly. Similar to a nightclub at capacity, a single file line should be formed outside of the washroom and in front of the washroom entrance door. When one occupant leaves, only then is it acceptable for another single occupant to enter the washroom. This should be carried out until the line has dissipated and regular washroom flow can resume.

The SCOPE Test – Self-Calculated Odor and Purity Evaluation The washroom occupant quickly performs this test during the entrance of each individual stall of interest. If the stall does not pass the personal odor and purity standards of the individual, the SCOPE level is said to be low, the stall is deemed avoidable and the next appropriate unit is chosen. Examples of universally agreed upon problems include broken stall door locks, unclean seating surfaces, intolerable odors, insufficient toilet paper, etc.

Washroom Flow – The foot traffic and occupant activity within a general public washroom.

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The Throne Otherwise known as the flush toilet, ‘the throne’ has gone through numerous evolutions in time, and rightfully so. The toilet is of great importance to every public washroom and offers a much cleaner option than what existed in the past. The rules and techniques surrounding toilet use must be learned in order to keep both the toilet and the stall clean and ready for the next occupant to utilize.

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Standing When the occupant is faced with rule 1.4.4, the use of a stall for urination can be permitted, but there are a few techniques when it comes to public toilet urination while in the standing position. The most important step is to lift the toilet seat (if it is encountered in the down position), because this prevents the chance of golden tears making their way onto the seat’s surface. The other step is to simply keep it in the bowl, therefore minimizing any over spilling. These two steps are essential when using the toilet as a spare urinal replacement, and will ensure the stall is clean for the next occupant.

Golden Tears – The slight splash back of urination caused by improper accuracy.

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Squatting When a number two is necessary, there are two stance techniques than can be employed: squatting and sitting. Dealing with squatting first, this technique is used to minimize contact with the seat, but is rated at a much higher skill level than the sitting technique. The objective of this strategy is to hover just above the seat surface, which takes considerable strength in the upper thigh area and also warrants good balance. When performed properly, this is one of the most successful techniques, but there are two draw backs if the technique fails. The first is the ‘cannon ball’, where the occupant does not get close enough to the seat surface, causing water to splash back up while performing a ‘number two’. The second is loss of balance, which can cause an occupant to fall and become seriously injured in an extremely unfortunate pose.

A Number Two – An act of defecation, otherwise known as a bowel movement. The Cannon Ball – Water splash back from the act of defecation after improper execution of the squatting stance.

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Sitting Moving on to the sitting technique, it involves an occupant actually utilizing the toilet seat. This style is a lower skill level and because of that, includes fewer dangers, but also involves the drawback of contact with the seat. If the occupantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s SCOPE level relating to that particular stall is positive, this may not be much of an issue, but as the SCOPE level begins to descend into the negatives, there are two strategies used during this technique to make it more manageable. The first strategy involves the occupant placing down strips of toilet paper until the entire seat is covered. This creates a very thin barrier between the seat and the occupant in order to avoid full contact with the toilet. The second strategy involves the actual re-cleaning of the seat via use of the toilet paper. This allows the occupant to confidently make contact with the seat knowing it has been recently cleaned.

The SCOPE Level â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The level of positive or negative evaluation in regards to a single stall.

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Vandalism The simplicity and confinement of modern day stalls can often bore occupants, depending on how long that particular stall needs to be occupied. This boredom can cause said occupant to participate in text messaging and or cell gaming, but can also lead to stall wall vandalism. Contrary to popular belief, some forms of vandalism are in fact acceptable, and will be mentioned in the following rules. Note that although some forms of vandalism may be tolerated, under no circumstance should any vandalism take place in the free time of an occupant causing any detriment to the washroom’s efficiency.

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The Hopeless Romantic Though vandalizing a stall wall is not the most romantic way to win over the partner of ones dreams, it is a commonly acceptable topic as long as the MARC Rule is followed. Whether it is a classic J+S encased within a heart, or a more elaborate pouring of ones emotions, do not be surprised if another stall occupant exercises the right of conversation explored more thoroughly in 2.3.4, and ruins the hard work preformed.

Cell Gaming – The use of games designed for mobile devices, such as smartphones, or pocket PCs. The ‘MARC’ Rule – The Mandatory Admiration and Respect to Custodian rule prohibits the use of permanent marking tools inside of a stall.

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The Jester One of the most common themes of vandalism deals with humour, and can often be funny to some but offensive to others. It is important these jokes do not cross the line, but as long as the MARC Rule is abided, quick removal will always remain an option. This humourous copy often also includes practical jokes on acquaintances, utilizing their telephone number, and is in fact acceptable as long as it was rightfully earned by said acquaintance.

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Banksy Another acceptable vandalizing practice is that of the arts. With proper adherence to the MARC Rule, artistic additions (when kept appropriate) can act as a decoration for the stall. A common artistic inclusion within stalls is graffiti, and mainly due to its speed to detail ratio, throw-ups and tags are common styles utilized in washroom stalls keeping efficiency at the highest of priorities.

Throw-up – Also known as a “throwie”, a graffiti throw-up sits between a tag and a piece in terms of complexity and time investment. It generally consists of a one-color outline and one layer of fill-color. Tag – A stylized signature, normally done in one color. The simplest and most prevalent type of graffiti, a tag is often done in a color that contrasts sharply with its background. The ‘MARC’ Rule – The Mandatory Admiration and Respect to Custodian rule prohibits the use of permanent marking tools inside of a stall.

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Billboard The last common occurrence of vandalism is the use of advertisements. These, unlike the others, are highly frowned upon and can include the publicizing of websites, events, products etc. Under no circumstances is a stall an acceptable canvas for advertisements of any sort, even when the MARC Rule is followed correctly. It is however completely acceptable to mask the advertisements.

The MARC Rule Otherwise known as Mandatory Admiration and Respect to Custodian, this rule strictly prohibits the act of carving and use of permanent marking tools while vandalizing the inside of a stall. Acceptable tools include; pencils, washable markers, sticky notes etc. Any substance used that it not marketed towards stationary purposes is also strictly forbidden including the use of food and other unsanitary substances.

The ‘MARC’ Rule – The Mandatory Admiration and Respect to Custodian rule prohibits the use of permanent marking tools inside of a stall. Mask – The use of acceptable vandalism or graffiti to cover up an inappropriate or unacceptable stall wall marking.

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Flushing While many newer toilets have adopted MT flushing, where the occupant simply walks away and the toilet reacts accordingly, there are still a number of manual flush toilets within today’s washrooms. Knowing how to act properly is essential to keeping the stalls running smoothly, as flushing is an absolute must within the public washroom. Techniques for flushing will be examined below according to level of difficulty.

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Karate Chop The classic ‘Karate Chop’ is a rookie level maneuver and involves the occupant using the side of their hand, below the pinky finger, to strike the flush bar downwards causing the toilet to flush. This move is designed to minimize hand to handle contact, but still requires a very thorough hand wash immediately after performed.

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Falcon Kick The ‘Falcon Kick’ is of the pro level, and involves the occupant raising one leg up towards the flush bar. The occupant then places their foot onto the flush bar and pushes it towards the wall causing the toilet to flush. This maneuver is slightly more dangerous due to increased chance of balance loss, but involves no hand to handle contact. If needed, hands can be placed on both walls of the stall if loss of balance occurs, but then requires a very thorough hand wash immediately after performed.

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Captain Morgan The ‘Captain Morgan’ is also of the pro level, and involves the stall occupant raising one knee upwards towards the flush bar. The occupant then places their knee onto the flush bar and pushes it forwards causing the toilet to flush. This maneuver is only suggested while wearing pants that protect the bare skin of the knee. It is also more dangerous due to increased chance of balance loss, but will often times cause great personal amusement.

Pro Level – The middle skill level on the scale of flushing style difficulty.

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Raging Bull The ‘Raging Bull’ is of the highest skill intensity and is rated at all-star level. This maneuver involves the occupant first taking one step back, while also turning 180º until their back is facing the toilet. The occupant then raises their leg backwards and up towards the flush bar until their foot hovers in front. At this point the leg is moved backwards even further, pushing the flush bar back towards the wall, and causing the toilet to flush. This move, though extremely difficult to aim and perform, gives the greatest balance, while also eliminating hand to handle contact completely.

All-Star Level – The highest skill level on the scale of flushing style difficulty.

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Stage 3

Stage 3. Sink Area The sink, a mandatory stopgap between using the urinal, trough or stall and exiting the washroom, was invented in the 18th century. Though the true inventor is still debated, the sink continues to provide a simple area for washroom occupants to clean their hands with soap, and continue with their daily activities. Often accompanying the sink is the reflective surface known as a mirror, providing occupants with the opportunity to briefly adjust their appearance before exiting the washroom. The following rules will discuss the appropriate actions when present in this stage of the washroom.

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Soap This wonderful substance used with water for washing and cleaning, made of a compound of natural oils or fats with sodium hydroxide or another strong alkali, can be found in the majority of public washrooms and should always be used to remove any germs accumulated during the occupants washroom experience. The following rules will discuss the appropriate actions in relation to hand soap.

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Soap Dispensers The most common method in which soap is provided within public washrooms is through some type of dispensing mechanism. Whether the soap mechanism is an MT Dispenser or a manual dispenser, it is extremely important to use only one portion of soap. If another portion of soap is needed after the first wash, it is acceptable, but only one portion should be released at a time, to prevent waste or driping unused soap onto the sink or counter area. Following these simple rules not only keeps the area clean, but also keeps the soap dispensers from running out of product quickly.

Alkali - A chemical compound that neutralizes or effervesces with acids and turns litmus blue. MT Dispenser – Short form for ‘Motion Tracking’ Dispenser, where the device requires the triggering of a sensor in order to function.

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Soap Block The soap block is an extremely rare object within public washrooms, but when present, causes the occupant to make some hard decisions. If any alternative to the soap block is present within the same washroom, such as those mentioned in rule 3.1.1, they should be used instead. But, if the soap block is the only option within the washroom, performing a SCOPE test is necessary. If the SCOPE test reveals a positive response, the soap can be used, but if the test reveals a negative response, hands must be washed as thoroughly as possible with water only until clean soap is next available.

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Washroom Attendant The third and last way soap is available within a public washroom is from a washroom attendant. These attendants are also rare, but it is important to know the criteria in which to follow when they are present. House rule â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; should be briefly voided in order to thank the attendant providing the soap, but beyond a friendly attitude, no monetary tip is absolutely mandatory. If though, the washroom occupant has extra pocket change, and the washroom attendant does not insist, it is a kind gesture to tip the attendant.

The SCOPE Test - Used to yield either a positive or negative evaluation of a single stall.

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Faucet While the modern day washroom faucet varies greatly in its industrial design, its purpose remains the same; providing water for the occupant to conveniently rinse their hands with. Once the occupant has used the soap, it is important to use the faucet and rinse the hands thoroughly with water, especially after following rule 1.5.1. and or 2.4.1. The following rules will discuss the appropriate actions in relation to faucet use.

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Automatic Faucet The automatic faucet, or MT Faucet, is becoming more popular as time progresses and seems to be one of the most efficient and environmentally friendly options. This faucet enables the occupant to lather their hands with soap, while proceeding to rinse their hands without touching the faucet. This feature allows the occupant to keep the area clean, and if used correctly can also cut down on excess water use.

MT Faucet – Short form for ‘Motion Tracking’ Faucet, where the device requires the triggering of a sensor in order to function.

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Manual Faucet The manual faucet is becoming less popular, as many new washrooms are implementing the MT Faucet explained in rule 3.2.1. If the occupant does in fact run into a manual faucet, it is important the faucet is turned on right before the soap is dispensed in order to minimize the mess. Once the hands are rinsed, the faucet can be turned off carefully keeping the drip rule in mind. Also, the water must not run for more than one minute, as this is the maximum time allotted per washroom occupant.

3.2.3.

Aquaphobe An occupant within the washroom must always wash their hands to the best of their ability, but at times, there are occupants that believe cheating and or shortcuts are acceptable. The aquaphobe relates to an occupant who turns the faucet on, but only pretends to rinse their hands. This is completely unacceptable behaviour and is in direct violation of general washroom etiquette.

MT Faucet – Short form for ‘Motion Tracking’ Faucet, where the device requires the triggering of a sensor in order to function. The Drip Rule – The closing of a manual faucet while ensuring no drips of water continually emit from the tap.

3.3

Sink Selection The selection of sinks is unlike that of the urinal, but quite similar to the selection of stalls. This process can be integral to keeping the male washroom running efficiently so it is important the occupant understands how to act when sink selection becomes necessary. The following situations will outline the correct action when dealing with the selection.

3.3.1.

Situation â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Aâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; (No Sinks Occupied) Upon use of the washroom sink, simply move to the one on either end of the line allowing other occupants to react properly in rule 3.3.2. The only exception to this rule is if the SCOPE test, (Self-Calculated Odor and Purity Evaluation), has yielded a negative result, making the sink unusable and causing rule 3.3.2 to be treated as the next appropriate step.

The SCOPE Test - Used to yield either a positive or negative evaluation of a single sink.

3.3.1.

3.3.2.

3.3.3.

3. 3

3.3.2.

Situation ‘B’ (One Sink Occupied/Unusable) Assuming rule 3.3.1 has been carried out, the next sink taken should be the furthest away from the already occupied sink. This is a common courtesy of personal space to the resident already occupying the furthest sink, and as long as the SCOPE test has yielded a positive result, this should be the sink the occupant takes in this situation.

3.3.3.

Situation ‘C’ (Two Sinks Occupied/Unusable) In the occasion two sinks are occupied, the next appropriate sink selection should be as far away from both occupied sinks as possible, but unlike urinals, it is not unacceptable to take a sink right beside another and in this case would not be against the rules to occupy the middle sink in a three-sink lineup. That being said, every action should be taken to avoid this if possible, but it is not a necessity to follow any rule similar to the PASS rule mentioned in stage one.

The SCOPE Test - Used to yield either a positive or negative evaluation of a single sink. The ‘PASS’ Rule – The Personal Agreement of Space and Safety rule deals with the appropriate space acceptable in between two occupants at the urinal.

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3.3.4.

Situation ‘D’ (All Sinks Occupied/Unusable) If all the sinks within the washroom are occupied, consider the sinks to be at full capacity and act accordingly. Keep back from the occupants utilizing the sinks, and away from the washroom flow. When one occupant leaves, it is then acceptable for another single occupant to occupy that sink.

Washroom Flow – The foot traffic and occupant activity within a general public washroom.

3.3.4.

3.4

The Mirror The mirror, a common partner to the sink within the public washroom, is a popular reflective surface allowing the occupant to view oneself. This device is more commonly praised within the female washroom, but does still take presence within the menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. It is important for the occupant to act properly while using this device, so the following rules will apply to the proper and improper uses of the washroom mirror.

3.4.1.

Beauty Queen The mirror walks a fine line between efficiency and the devastation of house rule III, so it is integral that the occupant stays as close to the efficiency side as possible. Referencing rule 3.4.1, if the maximum time of 30 seconds at the mirror is breached, the occupant is deemed a beauty queen and is officially breaking the efficiency rules of the washroom.

The Beauty Queen â&#x20AC;&#x201C; An occupant that takes more than 30 seconds to use the washroom mirror. Activities such as hair repair, makeup application, or muscle ogling can often lead to this improper mirror use.

3.4.1.

3.4.2.

30s. 3.4.3.

3. 4

3.4.2.

The Stop Watch The mirror within the male washroom, is only to be used for a maximum time of 30 seconds. Washroom occupants can multitask and use the mirror while washing their hands, but once the sink has been used, the 30-second rule begins. This creates a total maximum time frame of 1.5 minutes at the sink area.

3.4.3.

Shifty Eyes The reflective surface of the mirror often creates a new angle of view to be careful of. Similar to rules 1.2.1, 1.2.2, and 1.2.3, the positioning of an occupantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s head is crucial while at the sink. The correct head positioning is integral and the occupant must attempt to keep their head facing forwards at all times. If the eye of the occupant wanders to the wrong area of the mirror, house rule IV can be violated and the occupant runs the risk of starting a flush rumble.

Flush Rumble â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A large physical brawl or fight that takes place within the confines of a male washroom.

Stage 4. Hand Drying Area The hand drying area, a final stop for the occupant within the male washroom, was revolutionized with the introduction of the electric hand dryer, invented by George Clemens in 1948. Despite this invention, to this day numerous washrooms are still equipped with many diverse methods of hand drying, including the simplest solution, the towel. The following rules will explore the washroom occupantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hand drying choices as well as the correct associated actions.

4.1

Drying Machines The drying machine is one of the most common hand drying devices in modern day washrooms, chosen for its high speed and paper saving assets. Similar to a hair dryer, these machines pump out warm air onto the wet hands of the washroom occupants, causing the water to blow right off. These dryers, though similar in appearance, do vary slightly and shall be discussed in the following rules along with some helpful techniques.

4.1.1.

Selection The selection of the modern drying machine is not as important when compared to previous washroom stages, but a few necessary rules still apply. Upon arrival at the hand drying area, the occupant may select any unoccupied drying machine for use, and no space restrictions are enforced. However, if every drying machine is in use, the occupant may either wait for the others to finish, or leave the washroom entirely (discussed in rule 4.3). If the occupant decides to wait for the hand dryer, keeping back from the occupants utilizing the dryers and away from the washroom flow is integral. If the amount of waiting occupants exceeds three, it is then mandatory to follow rule 4.3.

Washroom Flow â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The foot traffic and occupant activity within a general public washroom.

4.1.1.

4.1.2.

4.1.3.

4. 1

4.1.2.

Automatic Dryer The automatic drying machine, or MT Dryer, has become increasingly popular mainly for its ability to keep hand to object contact to a minimum. With a simple swipe either in front of or underneath this device, a timed amount of warm air is dispersed into your hands. A maximum of two dry starts from the washroom occupant are allowed. Any amount of dry starts beyond two causes efficiency to slow, and becomes inconsiderate to the occupants in the surrounding area.

4.1.3.

Button Activated Dryer The button activated drying machine has experienced a major decline in favour of the automatic version, which heavily minimizes hand to object contact. Even though these dryers are less common, they do still exist, and like the automatic dryers, a maximum of two dry starts from the washroom occupant are allowed. Any amount of dry starts beyond two causes efficiency to slow, and becomes inconsiderate to the other occupants. Also, rule 4.2 should be considered, as towels are often cleaner than button activated machines.

MT Dryer – Short form for ‘Motion Tracking’ Dryer, where the device requires the triggering of a sensor in order to function. Dry Start – The initiation of one full drying machine blow cycle, either through use of motion tracking, or button contact.

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4.1.4.

Hand Positioning When using the drying machine, hand positioning is much more important than one might assume. The occupant using the machine must be cautious of angles and placement in order to eliminate as much potential bacteria spread as possible. The ideal placement for the occupant’s hands is directly under the drying mechanism’s air source, with the fingers at least two inches lower than the palms. This causes the water falloff to flow downwards and away from the occupant’s face and body, minimizing the chance of bacteria spread to the occupant. The hands should also never cup as this often causes the air to blow at the occupant’s chest or face and can spread bacteria further into the washroom area.

Water Falloff – The excess water once it is removed from an occupant’s hand via a hand-drying machine.

4.1.4.

4.2

Towels Towels have been a universal drying tool for centuries, and although new materials have revolutionized the towel, every one serves the same purpose and does so effectively. Within the modern washroom, Paper towel is the most common drying device behind the automatic dryer, but it creates a great amount of waste that is left behind and thrown away. Interestingly, however, in 2008 the University of Westminster, London conducted an unpublished study which showed that after washing and drying hands with a paper towel, the total number of bacteria was reduced on average by up to 76%. The following rules apply to the use of towels within the modern washroom.

4.2.1.

Selection The selection of the towel in this case relates to the paper towel dispenser. Upon arrival at the hand drying area, the occupant may select any unoccupied towel dispenser for use, and no space restrictions are enforced. However, if every towel dispenser is in use, or the entire towel supply is used up, the occupant may either wait for the others to finish, or leave the washroom entirely, which is more thoroughly discussed in rule 4.3. If the occupant decides to wait for the towel dispenser, it is important to ensure the towel supply is high enough, while remaining a respectable distance back from the occupants utilizing the towels and away from the washroom flow. If the amount of waiting occupants exceeds three, it is then mandatory to follow rule 4.3.

Washroom Flow â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The foot traffic and occupant activity within a general public washroom.

4.2.1.

4.2.2.

4.2.3.

4. 2

4.2.2.

Paper Towels Paper towels can greatly decrease the chance of bacteria, but they also create a large amount of waste. In order to keep the waste to a minimum, the occupant must use a maximum amount of paper towel roughly three times the size of the hand. Any amount above this is considered wasteful and unnecessary. When dealing with a paper towel dispenser, either automatic or manual, two dry pushes is the maximum amount appropriate. This should also roughly equate to a maximum of three times the size of the hand.

4.2.3.

Washroom Attendant Within the public washroom, it is only common for a reusable towel to be used when there is a washroom attendant present. These attendants are fairly rare, but it is important to know the criteria to follow when they are in fact present. House rule ‘I’ should be briefly voided in order to thank the attendant providing the towel, but beyond a friendly attitude, no monetary tip is absolutely mandatory. If, however, the washroom occupant has extra pocket change, and the washroom attendant does not insist, it is a kind gesture to tip the attendant.

Dry Push – The initiation of one full towel dispensation, either through use of motion tracking, or button contact.

4. 2

4.2.4.

Garbage Can When dealing with paper towels, which often is the case, there is an area for the occupants to dispose of the towel waste, otherwise known as the garbage can. Occupants, when present in the hand drying area, must assess this device in case of overflow. If overflow has been spotted, the occupants must resort to rule 4.3 and select an option accordingly. The only way around rule 4.3 in this instance would be the alternative option of an automatic dryer. Paper towel must not be used in this instance until the custodian is able to clear and remove the overflow issue at hand.

Overflow â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The inability to throw waste away caused by a surplus of paper towel greater than the capacity of the garbage can.

4.2.4.

4.3

Accelerated Leave If neither drying machines nor towels are available, the NOPE rule may be followed by the occupant. The NOPE rule, otherwise known as the ‘No Options Presently Existing’ rule, consists of three separate options the occupant can take when no drying device is available within the washroom. The following techniques discuss the manner in which they should be performed.

4.3.1.

The Thigh Dry The first available option if all drying devices are occupied (or absent from the washroom completely) is to perform ‘The Thigh Dry’. This consists of the occupant wiping their hands on their thigh or leg area in order to transfer the excess water onto their pants or shorts. Aiming for the side of the thigh is important, so one does not look like they wet the rag. This technique works best with jeans, but any type of pants or shorts can be utilized. The occupant should be cautious, however, of certain lightweight materials, as these may not absorb the moisture fully.

Wet The Rag – This is a phrase often used to describe an occupant that has urinated in their own pants against their will.

4.3.1.

4.3.2.

4.3.3.

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4. 3

4.3.2.

Loch Ness Monster The second available option if all drying devices are occupied (or absent from the washroom completely) is to do absolutely nothing. This technique involves the occupant leaving the washroom while their hands remain wet. Otherwise known as the ‘Loch Ness Monster’, this option, although convenient, is not the best option and must still comply with one addition rule. When leaving the washroom utilizing this option, the washroom door must not be touched by the occupant’s hand, in order to respect other occupants.

4.3.3.

The Shaggy Dog The third and final option to employ if all drying devices are occupied (or absent from the washroom completely) is known as ‘The Shaggy Dog’. This technique involves the shaking of the hands until dry, but the occupant must be cautious as to the location of the shaking motion, and it is highly recommended this technique only be performed while the occupant’s hands are above the sink. The second rule calls for the occupant to only shake aggressively in the downward motion. This causes all of the excess water to be caught by the bowl of the sink and removes any chance of washroom rain.

Washroom Rain – The excess water sprayed into the air by a washroom occupant improperly performing The Shaggy Dog technique after washing their hands.

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Glossary of

Terms

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A Number Two – An act of defecation, otherwise known as a bowel movement. Alkali - A chemical compound that neutralizes or effervesces with acids and turns litmus blue. All-Star Level – The highest skill level on the scale of flushing style difficulty. Cell Gaming – The use of games designed for mobile devices, such as smartphones, or pocket PCs. Cross Streaming – The outcome of two urination streams passing across one another. Dry Push – The initiation of one full towel dispensation, either through use of motion tracking, or button contact. Dry Start – The initiation of one full drying machine blow cycle, either through use of MT, or button contact. Emptying The Tank – Slang terminology for the act of urination. Flush Bar – The bar used to trigger a manual urinal or toilet to flush. Flush Rumble – A large physical brawl or fight that takes place within the confines of a male washroom. French Fry – A cigarette that has been urinated onto, causing it to acquire a yellow tint. Golden Tears – The slight splash back of urination caused by improper accuracy. Mask – The use of acceptable vandalism or graffiti to cover up an inappropriate or unacceptable stall wall marking. MT Dispenser – Short form for ‘Motion Tracking’ Dispenser, where the device requires the triggering of a sensor to function.

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MT Dryer – Short form for ‘Motion Tracking’ Dryer, where the device requires the triggering of a sensor to function. MT Faucet – Short form for ‘Motion Tracking’ Faucet, where the device requires the triggering of a sensor to function. MT Flushing – Short form for ‘Motion Tracking’ flushing, where the device requires the triggering of a sensor to function. Overflow – The inability to throw waste away caused by a surplus of paper towel greater than the capacity of the garbage can. Paying the Water Bill – Slang terminology for the act of urination. Pro Level – The middle skill level on the scale of flushing style difficulty. Rookie Level – The lowest skill level on the scale of flushing style difficulty. Tag – A stylized signature, normally done in one color. The simplest and most prevalent type of graffiti, a tag is often done in a color that contrasts sharply with its background. The Beauty Queen – An occupant that takes more than 30 seconds to use the washroom mirror. Activities such as hair repair, makeup application, or muscle ogling can often lead to this improper mirror use. The Cannon Ball – Water splash back from the act of defecation after improper execution of the squatting stance. The Drip Rule – The closing of a manual faucet while ensuring no drips of water continually emit from the tap. The ‘MARC’ Rule – The Mandatory Admiration and Respect to Custodian rule prohibits the use of permanent marking tools inside of a stall. The No-Zone – The angle and position on each side of the occupant’s head at which the territory becomes unacceptable.

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The ‘PASS’ Rule – The Personal Agreement of Space and Safety rule deals with the appropriate space acceptable in between two occupants at the urinal or trough. The SCOPE Level – The level of positive or negative evaluation in regards to a single stall. The SCOPE Test – Used to yield either a positive or negative evaluation of a single stall. The Sweet Spot – The ideal area of the urinal that causes no splash back. The Wall – The entire surface area of the washroom trough. Throw-up – Also known as a “throwie”, a graffiti throw-up sits between a tag and a piece in terms of complexity and time investment. It generally consists of a one-color outline and one layer of fill-color. Turd Burglar – An individual who unknowingly attempts to break into an occupied stall in a public washroom even though the door is locked. U-line – The entire line of urinals present within a male washroom. Washroom Flow – The foot traffic and occupant activity within a general public washroom. Washroom Rain – The excess water sprayed into the air by a washroom occupant improperly performing the ‘Shaggy Dog’ technique after washing their hands. Water Falloff – The excess water once it is removed from an occupant’s hand via a hand-drying machine. Wet The Rag – This is a phrase often used to describe an occupant that has urinated in their own pants against their will.

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Stage 1. Urinals/Troughs

Rule 1.1 – Urinal & Trough Selection

1.1.1. Situation ‘A’ (No Urinals Occupied) 1.1.2. Situation ‘B’ (One Urinal Occupied) 1.1.3. Situation ‘C’ (Two Urinals Occupied) 1.1.4. Situation ‘D’ (All Urinals in Respect to the PASS Rule Occupied)

6 9 9

The SUE System

1.1.5. Situation ‘E’ (No Occupants) 1.1.6. Situation ‘F’ (One Occupant) 1.1.7. Situation ‘G’ (Two Occupants) 1.1.8. Situation ‘H’ (Full Area in Respect to the PASS Rule Occupied)

12 12 15

Rule 1.2 – The Viewfinder 1.2.1. – Positioning 1.2.2. – Head Movement 1.2.3. – Eye Movement

Rule 1.3 – Fluid Dynamics 1.3.1. – Bowl Contact 1.3.2. – Puck Pursuit 1.3.3. – Area of Interest

Rule 1.4 – Litter 1.4.1. – Hubba Bubba 1.4.2. – Second Hand Smoke 1.4.3. – Lunch Break

Rule 1.5 – Flushing 1.5.1. – Karate Chop 1.5.2. – Falcon Kick 1.5.3. – Raging Bull

20 20 23 23

24 24 27 27

28 28 31 31

16 16 19 19

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Stage 2. Stalls

Rule 2.1 – Stall Selection

2.1.1. – Situation ‘A’ (No Stalls Occupied) 2.1.2. – Situation ‘B’ (One Stall Occupied/Unusable) 2.1.3. – Situation ‘C’ (Two Stalls Occupied/Unusable) 2.1.4. – Situation ‘D’ (All Stalls Occupied/Unusable)

36 39 39 40

The SCOPE Test

Rule 2.2 – The Throne

2.2.1. – Standing 2.2.2. – Squatting 2.2.3. – Sitting

42 45 46

Rule 2.3 – Vandalism

2.3.1. – The Hopeless Romantic 2.3.2. – The Jester 2.3.3. – Banksy 2.3.4. – Billboard

48 51 51 52

The MARC Rule

Rule 2.4 – Flushing

2.4.1. – Karate Chop 2.4.2. – Falcon Kick 2.4.3. – Captain Morgan 2.4.4. – Raging Bull

54 57 57 58

Stage 3. Sink Area

Rule 3.1 – Soap

3.1.1. – Soap Dispensers 3.1.2. – Soap Block 3.1.3. – Washroom Attendant

Rule 3.2 – Faucet 3.2.1. – Automatic Faucet 3.2.2. – Manual Faucet 3.2.3. – Aquaphobe

64 67 67

68 68 71 71

Rule 3.3 – Sink Selection 3.3.1. – Situation ‘A’ (No Sinks Occupied) 3.3.2. – Situation ‘B’ (One Sink Occupied/Unusable) 3.3.3. – Situation ‘C’ (Two Sinks Occupied/Unusable) 3.3.4. – Situation ‘D’ (All Sinks Occupied/Unusable)

Rule 4.2 – Towels

72 75 75 76

4.2.1. – Selection 4.2.2. – Paper towels 4.2.3. – Washroom Attendant 4.2.4. – Garbage Can

92 95 95 96

Rule 3.4 – The Mirror

Rule 4.3 – Accelerated Leave

3.4.1. – Beauty Queen 3.4.2. – The Stop Watch 3.4.3. – Shifty Eyes

78 81 81

4.3.1. – The Thigh Dry 4.3.2. – Loch Ness Monster 4.3.3. – The Shaggy Dog

98 101 101

Stage 4. Hand Drying Area 85 Rule 4.1 – Drying Machines

4.1.1. – Selection 4.1.2. – Automatic Dryer 4.1.3. – Button Activated Dryer 4.1.4. – Hand Positioning

86 89 89 90

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Written & Designed by Evan Smithers Edited by Amy Smithers ÂŠ 2011 Evan Smithers Thanks to all the friends who helped during the process.

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