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» Following Basquiat raid, Orlando Museum of Art convenes task force to raise standards for exhibit acquisition
Orange County Sheriff John Mina’s son arrested on suspicion of DUI Orange County Sheriff John Mina’s son was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence in Winter Garden earlier this month. Twenty-seven-year-old Chase Mina was found asleep in his vehicle. OCSO deputies report that he had open containers in his cupholder. After they woke him up, Mina refused a field sobriety test and was arrested. In a bodycam video shared by OCSO, two deputies can be heard discussing the identity of the driver. When the pair confirmed that the sheriff’s son was the driver, one of them said “fuckin’ A” before they decided to move forward.
“This is a personal matter involving my adult son, and I expect this case to be handled like any other case through the justice system,” Sheriff Mina said in a statement.
“I mean we gotta do what we gotta do,” an officer said before they headed back to the truck. Mina responded “absolutely not” when asked if he would answer questions or take a field sobriety test. He was transported to the county’s DUI Testing Center, where he again refused to test. At that point, he was taken to jail.
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On the first day the portal opened to the public, initial feedback from concerned users revealed frustration as available appointments filled up almost immediately and technical hiccups with the appointment system left many unable to register.
» Real estate, landlords groups sue to block Orange County rent control ballot initiative A group of real estate interests have come together to sue Orange County, in the hopes of stopping a proposed rent cap from landing on local ballots in November. Earlier this month, the Orange County Commission narrowly passed a motion to place the question of (fairly weak) price protections on some units in the county on the Nov. 8 ballot. Even that Health Department opens online appointments for monkeypox vax, local landlords sue to block rent control initiative, OMA experiencing more twists than a soap opera and other news you may have missed BY ALEX GALBRAITH AND MATTHEW MOYER
Orange County Health Department opens web portal for monkeypox vaccinations As monkeypox numbers climb in Orange County and the rest of Florida, the state Department of Health’s Orange County branch has opened up a web portal at orange. floridahealth.gov for appointments to receive the monkeypox/smallpox vaccine. Monkeypox vaccinations in Florida have been hard to come by thus far, and the previous time Orange County received doses of the vaccine, appointments were spoken for almost immediately. The local office of the Department of Health late last week received more doses from the federal stockpile, and duly opened up appointment registration through a dedicated online portal. A finite number of appointments will be available daily from Monday-Friday, with no allowance for walk-ups. Applicants through the portal do not have to live in Orange County. After a brief series of questions to ascertain risk factors, appointments can then be booked. Priority for monkeypox vaccinations as of this writing are given to those who fit within certain risk profiles by the Department of Health, including: known contacts who are identified by public health; laboratory workers who perform diagnostic testing for monkeypox; members of designated health care worker response teams; and those who identify as gay or bisexual men, or other men who have sex with men.
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And speaking of OMA: The Orlando Museum of Art is moving forward after a tumultuous few months that saw the museum raided over the exhibition of seemingly counterfeit art and the cancellation of a planned satellite campus. The museum shared that they are convening a task force to examine their standards for bringing in and putting on exhibitions. The overhaul is in response to the failed Basquiat exhibition Heroes & Monsters, which ended early after the Museum was raided by the FBI and then-Director Aaron De Groft was ousted.
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was a bridge too far for the Florida Apartment Association and Florida Realtors. Those groups filed suit last week, seeking an injunction that would keep the measure off the general election ballot. The groups argue that the county failed to show a housing emergency in the county and questioned whether the proposed caps would relieve it. Of course, “this measure wouldn’t fully solve the problem at hand” has long provided cover for groups that make money off inaction. Orlando has seen some of the largest rent increases in the nation over the last several years. It is one of the most expensive metros in the country, especially relative to the average wages in Central Florida. The idea that the county failed to demonstrate a housing emergency is laughable at best.
» Downtown Orlando luxury tower project updates renderings to remove Orlando Museum of Art So, the Orlando Museum of Art pulled out of their planned downtown campus. (They’re busy.) But that doesn’t mean developers are going to let all that space go to waste. The team behind a planned 33-story condo tower in downtown Orlando have updated their renderings to show that JW Marriott’s hotel and convention center will take pride of place in the new development. Those tired of the behemoth Orange County Convention Center down on International Drive are no doubt heaving sighs of relief. The original renderings are not much different from the current crop. The expansion was planned using a gift from one-time OMA trustee Alan Ginsburg, but the museum pulled out of the plan amid the furore surrounding their troubled Jean-Michel Basquiat exhibition, Heroes & Monsters. The tower at 319 E. Church St. will still include the planned rooftop garden that was meant to serve as an outdoor exhibit space for the museum. The space was expected to showcase works by renowned glass artist Dale Chihuly. With the retreat of OMA and its backers, that is unlikely; renderings now show a striped glass structure atop the roof.
“The Task Force has engaged an independent outside law firm to assist with examining oversight procedures for the review and approval process of exhibitions,” said OMA trustee Mark Elliott in a press release. “We will also seek to identify ways to strengthen stewardship of OMA’s expanding permanent collection.” OMA also announced the return of a familiar face to serve as interim director: Dr. Luder Whitlock will once again serve in the role, while the museum seeks out a permanent replacement. “We are taking some pretty definite steps,” said Dr. Whitlock of the plan for OMA.
Florida Realtors CEO Maggy Grant warned that rent control can have “unintended consequences that can make matters worse” and pushed instead for public-private partnerships to build affordable housing. The lawsuit seeks to block the ballot initiative, and asks a judge to issue two statements declaring the ordinance invalid and the ballot language misleading.
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But in 2015, after Dylann Roof killed nine Black people in a South Carolina church, he saw a connection between that act and a story his father told him about his great-grandfather: that he had killed a Black man after the Civil War. When the tumblers fell into place, he realized “a murder our great-granddad committed 150 years ago doesn’t have anything to do with [me]” was no longer a tenable stance.
B aynard Woods should be familiar to readers of Orlando Weekly for his political column “Democracy in Crisis,” which launched at the beginning of 2017 and chronicled the fallout of the election of Donald Trump. We also spoke to Woods and his colleague Brandon Soderberg upon publication of their excellent book, I Got a Monster, a deeply report ed and researched exposé of Baltimore’s corrupt Gun Trace Task Force — which, just saying, came out well before other books on the subject and David Simon’s We Own This City on HBO. Though he has made his bones in Baltimore, the writer grew up in South Carolina. His parents came up in the Jim Crow era. His grandparents were firmly entrenched in the goodol’-boy network that ensured their kids went to better schools, escaped DUIs, did community service when they got caught with weed. His great-grandparents were slaveholders. His greatgrandfather fought with the Confederates in the Civil War. As a Southern child, Woods didn’t question his family history, felt proud of his great-grandfather’s soldiering, thought the rebel flag was cool because the Duke boys had it on the General Lee, right? For many years as an adult, after understanding these sins of the past, Woods felt not a responsibility for those acts but a responsibility to act and think differently.
By 2017, in the superheated atmosphere of the Charlottesville riots, Woods could no longer deny that whiteness was the cause of injury to Black Americans, and that as a white man, he therefore shared the onus of guilt. His book Inheritance: An Autobiography of Whiteness was published this month by Legacy Lit/Grand Central Books, five years to the month after those grisly happenings were ignited by the proposal to remove a statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee from a public park. (Read an excerpt of Inheritance starting on page 11.)
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RECKONING
I’d love to see nonfiction books shelved like fiction books are — by the author. The kinds of writers I like are curious and write about a lot of different things, and their books are often hard to classify and should just be under literature. This book is primarily memoir, but it is also hard to characterize. There was a draft that was primarily history and reportage, and those still play a role. But I like for a book to be surprising — even to its author. I think people who knew our work were surprised by I Got a Monster. It stuck so closely and cinematically to the perspectives of the characters without our perspective coming in. And then I think people who liked that book are surprised by this one.
How did your other work — the column, the Gun Trace book, on-theground reporting through the Freddie Gray and George Floyd protests — inform your desire to write this book? Did the reporting lead directly to an interrogation of your family history, or were these parallel processes? In 2015, I had been covering the Uprising after police killed Freddie Gray for the Baltimore City Paper. Then, almost immediately after that, Dylann Roof murdered nine Black churchgo ers in Charleston. He grew up like 10 miles from me. Had the same haircut we all had growing up. And it felt like that movie Us, where a part of me had been left behind and become mon strous. I’d always known that my family were slaveholders, and I’d heard my great-grandfather had killed a Black man after the Civil War. When I saw Roof’s face, I felt like I saw the face of my great-grandfather and I knew we couldn’t just escape the past. The next couple years kept making that obvious — especially after the racist rally in Charlottesville in 2017, where I real ized the white right was willing to kill for statues of Lee and Jackson. But I quickly realized that it is too easy to say, “those people are bad.” We’ve all gotten into this thing where, you know, as long as we’re not as bad as Trump, we are #resistance, and as long as we can call out someone else, we’re cool. And I felt that way a little about covering cops: “These cops are bad and, by pointing that out, I’m somehow good.” But the logic police so often use — they can’t even follow the Constitution, while we all get [broken] windows enforcement on every minor infraction — applies to white people in general, and to me in particular. White people expect to be protected by the law and not bound by it, and we expect people who aren’t white to be bound and not protected. And that goes back to the so-called “slave codes” that my family and other white people created in 1740 in South Carolina and exported to the rest of the “slave states” — creating the logic of whiteness we still live by.
OW: Briefly, how would you describe yourself and your family? Or maybe a better question would be, what would that self-description have been five years ago, and what is it today? Woods: This is such a hard question. Five years ago, I saw myself as a writer and a journal ist. Now, I still have that self-conception, but I’ve also had to realize that I am a white, male writer, that my position of whiteness and masculinity is not the universal, default position with everything else marked by race and gender. I realize more clearly now that I am the inheritor of a system, a criminal conspiracy, set up to allow white men like me to claim we are the universal as a tool toward subjugating everyone else. So now I think I am a deeply flawed person and writer trying to figure out how to undo this conspiracy in which I was raised. In 2017, we were running your political column, “Democracy in Crisis.” How long did that run? What ended it? I started writing “Democracy in Crisis” at the beginning of 2017 — the first column cov ered Trump’s inauguration — and wrote the last one in mid-2018. The column was, almost obsessively, concerned with the far-right groups like the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers, who have, after the attack on the Capitol, been the subject of much more mainstream coverage. It was obviously still super important to keep covering those groups — and the anti-fascists fighting against them — when I quit in 2018, but I also felt like the column was slightly misguided. I thought that the readers of alt-weekly papers like this one would want our take on what was happening nationally. And that was right in 2017, maybe, but by 2018, Trump was almost the only story being covered and as more alt-weeklies were closing, it seemed more important than ever for them to cover stories that weren’t Trump, stories in their communities. It struck me cover ing the trial of the corrupt cops me and Brandon Soderberg wrote about in I Got a Monster It was this huge story of corruption, and yet the national media wasn’t interested because it wasn’t about Trump. So, I quit the column and we wrote that book. But after it, I knew I had to return to these white supremacist groups — and see how I was implicated.
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How would you categorize this book — memoir, history, reportage? Where in a bookstore would you shelve it?
It’s been five years this month since Charlottesville and the death of Heather Heyer. Fields was sentenced to life in prison, but if anything, there’s more violence, and those who experience the consequences of their violence
BY JESSICA BRYCE YOUNG
In Inheritance: An Autobiography of Whiteness, author Baynard Woods chronicles his emerging awareness of the crimes of his ancestors and how they ensured his privileged place in the world
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For the next several hours, we were swept up in this sea of violence. A moment of calm would be disrupted by another Nazi group marching in formation toward the statues, attacking counterprotesters on the way. A white man fired a gun toward a Black man in the park. Others beat people down with flagpoles and baseball bats.
Now I had begun to see that the only rebellion that whiteness can not forgive is working to end the oppression of Black people, rebellion that seeks to limit the power of whiteness. That was the only rebellion worth its name. And by that token, the antifascists in Charlottesville were seem to be martyrs of the hate movement. Can you discuss the parallels between Rittenhouse, Roof, Babbitt, et. al. and the Confederate heroes celebrated in your childhood? In my 20s, I heard that my great-grand father had killed a Black man sometime after the Civil War. I never really thought about what that meant until I saw Dylann Roof, who murdered nine Black churchgo ers in Charleston in 2015. That day, I saw the face of my great-grandfather. By the time I was covering Charlottesville, I saw the way that each of these terrorist actions encourages others. And it is getting worse. When they stormed the capitol on Jan. 6, they were following, almost exactly, a playbook set by the white supremacists who overthrew Reconstruction in 1876 in South Carolina. Then, “red shirts,” as they were called, stormed the capitol and succeeded in occupying it, overthrowing the Reconstruction government, and ulti mately ushering in Jim Crow apartheid. This horrible example — of violently overthrowing a multiracial democracy and calling it a “redemption” — is precise ly what the right wing wants to do right now. The terrorists who did that in 1876 were revered. And that provides a dan gerous, deadly model for the racist right, who are energized all around the world. They ultimately want to overturn the Civil Rights Act and everything that flows from it. They do not believe in democracy or equality but in white supremacy. We will have to fight them much harder than the Democratic party is doing if we want to keep any of the gains we’ve made over the last half-century. It is a very dangerous time. More of us need to be willing to play defense and put ourselves in a position to block the harm of people like James Alex Fields, like Heather Heyer and the antifascists in Charlottesville were doing.
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Brandon and I split up, but we checked on each other via text every five minutes or so because the situation seemed so dangerous. It felt as if it could erupt into a mass shooting at any moment. Finally, late that afternoon, after hours of skirmishes, the various factions of racists fled. There was a celebration in a nearby park, where antifascists burned Confederate flags.
THE FURIES OF WHITENESS HIT ME WITH FULL FORCE when racists rallied in Charlottesville, Virginia, to defend the statues of the same slaver generals my parents had taught me to revere as a child. I arrived in town early that morning with my friend and colleague Brandon. We’d been covering the far right for a couple of years at that point, and we were expecting a sad but still potentially dangerous little rally of cosplay Confederates, neo-Nazi numbskulls, Facebook fascists, and a smattering of seriously scary militia dudes. But when we saw the torchlit march, where dozens of khaki-klad office bros chanted, “Jews will not replace us” the night before, we had begun to expect that this march would be different.
A rumor swept through the group that some cadre of racists were planning an attack on a mostly Black apartment complex nearby. After a quick discussion, this group, mostly white anti fascists clad in black, mobilized and began marching in that direction, probably one hundred strong. Brandon and I were running along opposite sides of the group, tweeting and taking notes as we moved through the city. I was thinking that this is the way to be white: the Black people in the apartment complexes didn’t need the white anti fascists to come and “save” them from the white Nazis—but they also shouldn’t have to deal with shit that is our problem, as white people, shit that is a problem in white people. If there’s one thing white people are good at, it is being defensive. If we change the angle of that defense, to be white offers the possibility of putting yourself in the way of white violence, of positioning yourself to shield others from white harm. There were no Nazis at the apartment complex, and the crowd of anti- fascists marched triumphantly toward Fourth Street, where it met up with another large group of mostly white counterprotesters in black, chanting an antifascist song and waving antifascist banners in black and red.The two marches converged with a jubilant cheer. Then a thunderous sound ripped through the marching crowd. I thought it was a bomb and I started running away, down a small path beside the road, toward a bridge where I thought I could take cover. I couldn’t tell if the sound in my ears was my heart pounding against my rib cage or my feet slapping the pave ment until I finally stopped and turned around to look. It was my heart.
One medic, a white guy with brown hair, bent frantically over a woman. I saw blood. Two other people ran up with a flag and held it in front of the injury.
More than a dozen people were injured. It felt like an eternity before sirens finally announced the arrival of an ambulance. By the time Brandon and I left the scene, it seemed certain that at least one person would die, but I knew that had it not been for the street medics, there would have been more deaths. We wandered around in a daze for a while before finding the rental car where we’d parked it eight hours earlier. It had been the longest eight hours of my life, and I was not the same person I had been when we arrived that morning. We drove mostly in silence, pulling off at the same Dunkin’ Donuts we’d stopped at that morning, for coffee. But everything seemed sinister, tainted now. Waiting for my coffee, the crash still swirling in my mind on replay, I looked at Twitter to see that my old friend Chuck, the kid I used to skate board with, the guy who’d lived with me and Blake and then on the farm in West Virginia, was tweeting about how Antifa was responsible for the death of Heather Heyer that afternoon in Charlottesville. I tweeted at him that he was wrong, that I had been there, that he was defending Nazis who were intent on causing harm to my Black neighbors and friends. A fascist had killed Heather Heyer and could have just as well killed me or anyone else in the march that day. We’d been arguing on Twitter ever since Trump announced his run. Chuck tweeted obsessively about Pizzagate, the conspiracy theory that alleged a massive child trafficking ring in the basement of a Ping-Pong and pizza joint I’d often eaten at in D.C. He endlessly shared stories about antifascists instigating violence. One day, shortly before Charlottesville, he’d tweeted, “conservatism is the new counter culture,” parroting an InfoWars acolyte, and it struck me how most of the countercultures I’d experienced now seemed con servative. All of my rebellion—as skater, punk, Deadhead—amounted to a demand for more freedom for a white dude, namely me, to be an irresponsible dick. When Chuck and I used to skateboard and we got chased by security guards, we’d turn back and yell, “Fuck you, man, I’m having fun,” as we rode away, and his online shitposting for Trump partook of that same aesthetic. “Fuck you, man, I’m having fun” is the ultimate form of the white man’s protest. It isn’t just “Don’t tread on me,” but “I can tread on you if I want to.”
I’d thought of myself as a rebel all my life, and I saw suddenly, in an on- line encounter with my old friend, that none of my rebellion acted against the system at all—it was a part of it. The rebellion of young white men was built into the system of white supremacy. During slavery, rebel lious white men had expanded the range of their own sexual freedom by raping enslaved girls. Though they were violating the stated social norms, they were aiding, rather than damaging, the white, patriarchal slavocracy. If the enslaved women became pregnant, the offspring would become the property of the white slavers. The rebellion of young white men was built into the system. After the Wo-ah, a group of young white men got drunk on whiskey in Tennessee and started dressing like the ghosts of dead Confederate soldiers to terrorize Black people, under the banner of the Ku Klux Klan. Though white newspapers occasionally condemned violence, they almost all supported the aim of white supremacy, ensuring the safety of the terrorists. And even the white hippies were simply carving out more space for whiteness, forgoing the Civil Rights struggle for their own chemical enlightenment. All rebellion can be forgiven as long as it is intended to expand the freedom of the white man.
Chuck had not changed—it was I. When we had become blood broth ers two decades earlier, we were camping at Stone Mountain, a giant monument to the Lost Cause, and drinking Rebel Yell whiskey. That now seemed preposterous to me. I wanted to blow those monuments up, and Chuck wanted to save them.
The moment we arrived at the perimeter around Emancipation Park, where thousands of racists were rallying, we saw a phalanx of white guys in white shirts with black shields and black helmets charge a group of antifascist counterprotesters. One of the white guys swung a club that smashed into the face of one of the antifascist women a few feet from me, landing with a horrible crack, which I could hear amid the grunts and cries and the sounds of the wooden shields knocking together.
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“What happened?” I asked. “A car came driving down that street and just slammed into us,” a woman said. “I thought it was a bomb or something,” I said. “Me too,” said another guy. “I couldn’t see anything because of the crowd. But I could feel the concussion go through the air.”
From my new vantage point twenty yards away, I couldn’t tell what had happened, and I started walking back toward the mass of people. Everyone was standing around stunned, like extras on a movie set waiting for directions. As I got closer, I noticed more concerted activity in small clusters.Irealized that street medics—people at protests trained to give emer gency aid—were racing to tend to severely wounded people. What the hell had hit us?
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“What do you think the statues did? These heroic images of Lee and Jackson—they lost the Wo-ah. The statues were trying to erase that fact. And that they lost in a traitorous war. But the statues tried to hide all of that and cast them as noble American heroes.”“They were acting by the standards of their time,” Dad said. “Sure, but there were a lot of people who lived in the same time that pointed out the monstrosity of the system,” I said. “John Brown for instance.” “John Brown was a terrorist,” Dad said. “When I was growing up, his name was a curse.” “He may have been a terrorist,” I said. “But he wasn’t a mon ster like our ancestors. He killed some people and caused some others to die. But it was in the service of liberation. Ours system atically tortured hundreds of people for hundreds of years and only fought to maintain that absurd sense of privilege.”
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“I’ve got to go,” I said, and jumped up and ran out the door. I didn’t know why I was affected so deeply, why this was making me feel crazy, but I felt as if I was falling apart. I stag gered down the sidewalk, past the Catholic church and then the Unitarian one, people streaming from each as the services ended, white people mostly wearing their dresses and their suits and on each and every one of them I looked with a suspicion that amounted to hatred. I hated the way so many white people would express a vague sense of moral outrage, or share thoughts and prayers on Facebook, while simultaneously condemning the tactics of the antifascists who had saved lives. Charlottesville made it obvious: it’s not enough to be an ally standing on the sidelines, a good white person praying at church. White people need to learn to play defense, the way the antifascists in Charlottesville coura geously did. We need to be abolitionists. But I knew, for myself at least, that I had to abolish the racist systems of violence that had infiltrated the barely conscious mind of childhood at the same time that I tried to challenge the racist systems outside me. The buildings looming over me seemed to lean in, blocking my sight in the bright sky. I needed to get home, where I did not have to see anyone, where I could breathe. It felt as if everything were closing in a static that filled the space behind my eyes, and I gasped and hurried through the littered, sweaty streets. My phone rang. I looked at the screen, standing, holding on to a lamppost at a red light. dad woods, the caller ID read. No fucking way. I had texted Mom and Dad to tell them I was safe, but I dreaded talking to them. I did not want to hear what they might say—what they might reveal about themselves. I didn’t answer. When I got into the house, I fell down on the couch and buried my head. That night, just as I was falling to sleep, I got a text from a source telling me that a truck was about to carry away the monument to Confederate sailors on Mt. Royal Avenue. It was 1:00 a.m. I jumped out of bed and ran ten blocks to the intersec tion where the monument sat and got there just in time to see the truck driving away with metal mermaids on its bed. All the Confederate monuments in the city were coming down “under the cover of night,” a phrase usually reserved, in Baltimore, for discussions of the Colts’ move to Indianapolis. Just before dawn, about a dozen of us stood out on a leafy street by the art museum as the equestrian statues of Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson swung from ropes, casting wild, gallop ing shadows across the ground in the industrial spotlights used by the removal crew. I remembered standing in front of the state capitol in Columbia when I was little and looking at the statue of George Washington gripping a broken cane, and how Mom had told me that the Yankees hated democracy so much that they stoned the father of the country and broke his cane when they were burning Columbia. It was one of my earliest memories, but it was a myth, a complete falsehood, and standing there in the morning dew as municipal trucks drove old Dixie down decades later, I realized that was why the people in Charlottesville felt so passionate about the images of these Confederate generals. When we said Lee or Jackson was bad, they heard us calling their mamas liars, and that is always a fighting offense in the South. Whiteness, as Chuck put it in his DM, was about “your tribe,” extending the myths your mama spun when you were in your crib into an identity. The sun was high in the sky before I got to bed. I had a busy day and barely slept. I recorded a podcast in a hot, closed-in closet at the City Paper office, and I felt woozy as I walked out the door and up Centre Street toward my apartment. I was sweating the whole way back to the house. When I walked in, I fell on the floor, clutching at my chest. I thought I was having a heart attack. I thought I was having a stroke. Nicole bent over me. I could see her face, so beautiful, but so panicked, a mask of urgency, hovering above me. It looked as if she was talking, but I could not hear. I wanted to say something but I could not respond. I 28 was shaking. I crawled to the bath room and puked and shit for an hour, 29 alternating from end to end. I could hear her on the phone with a nurse 30 friend. When I made it to bed, I slept for nearly twenty-four hours. When I woke up, I went to the doctor, who diagnosed me with PTSD. I felt silly, aware of all the things other people go through, whether reporters covering real war zones or Black people attacked by police in West Baltimore or women ter rorized by the sexual violence of men. I knew my trauma was nothing in comparison, and I didn’t want to think of myself as the kind of wussy white guy reporter who sees the violence of racism and gets all weak at the knees. But I was. Something was wrong with me. The furies of whiteness were haunting me. I had to expiate the sins of my family, I felt, even while recognizing the absurdity of this quest. At the least, I had to know more precisely what atrocities my family had committed so I could make an account ing of what they had bequeathed to me.
“I don’t think it was as bad as all that,” he said. “The Yankees weren’t any better. They wanted the labor, they just used us to do the dirty work.” “At least the Union, which is the United States of America, by the way, finally fought to end the practice, while our fam ily fought on the other, wrong side,” I said, my voice echoing through my apartment, causing the dog to quiver on the bed where he sat. Dad was silent a minute. “What?” I said. “Clearly we just disagree,” he said. “Disagree about what?” I said. “That the South was wrong in the Civil War?”
Brandon asked, walking up to me and shaking me from my screen. “Yeah, let’s go,” I said as I took my coffee from the counter. I cranked up Neil Young’s Tonight’s the Night, and we drove for a long time back toward Baltimore without saying much. I thought about Chuck and our different trajectories and how we’d each gotten to where we were from our little suburb outside of Columbia. The differences between the communities we lived in now as adults seemed to play a big role in our divide. He had spent the last decades in a poor, rural, almost-all-white county, while I lived in a poor, majority-Black city. We also consumed different news sources, followed different people on Twitter, and really saw the world through different eyes even though we were both white. I’d also finished college while Chuck had not. I thought about Dad and how he was the only one and the only one who had voted for Trump. That was part of Trump’s appeal. Both Dad and Chuck were smart but felt their intelligence belittled because they didn’t have academic degrees, and Trump spoke to that chip on their shoulders. Resentment against the socalled elites was the other side of his racism. It was parallel to southerners like my family blaming the Yankees for turning the once-loyal Black people against their “masters.” I recalled a message Chuck had sent me on Twitter. “I’m dead serious about this Civil War thing,” he wrote. “A lot of people are. I’ve been prepping Bay. If things do break down in this country you’re going to want to be with your tribe man. Get out of the city and come here bro. I’m not trying to preach doom, but, well I’ve seen things, I can feel them happening, and it’s been this way for many years now.” That message was from back in February. And now I had seen the civil war he’d predicted breaking out that day in Charlottesville. Chuck and I had ended up on opposite sides. Brother against brother, as they said of the Wo-ah, eliminating the role of the enslaved altogether, making the conflict into a family spat among whites. Two years earlier, Dylann Roof had seemed to embody every thing I had repressed about my own whiteness. Since then, the monster had multiplied into a swarm of furies, come out of hiding. The white subconscious had been pried open and the horrors in our hearts were emerging in a fearsome storm of terror.When I got home, I fell into Nicole’s arms and wept. The army of racists in Charlottesville had told us all what the statues of Confederate generals meant to them. We could look around the country and see what they wanted to do to vulnerable com munities, to people who were not white. But what was it to a suburban white mom if hate crimes against people of color were skyrocketing along with all the white nationalist rhetoric, as long as her life was good? The next day, Nicole and I met a friend for brunch at an Irish bar near the house. I was still feeling shaky, but I thought I would be fine. But as we sat at one of the tall marbleized tables across from the long wooden bar, I gripped Nicole’s leg harder and harder under the table as our friend talked.
In this reflection, I realized that my own name was like a Confederate monument perched above every story I wrote, and I had to, at the very least, know what miasma the names bore. Online, I started looking through the so-called slave sched ules, census and tax documents for slavers and the people they held in bondage. In 1860, I quickly learned, the Baynards had held 781 people in bondage. The Woodses, at that time, held only about twenty-three people in bondage. Then the absurdity of my own formula tion struck me: in comparison to the eight hundred people that Grandmother’s family, the Baileys, had enslaved, I found myself using the word only to limit the twenty-three people the Woodses felt entitled to control in every respect. When we think about the horrors of slavery, we almost always neglect the psychological state of the slaver. We act as if the slave system were a natural phenomenon, a storm or some thing, when instead, it was a series of decisions and business ventures made by people who moved about the world as we do. What kind of moral monstrosity could make them feel entitled to own other people? Such actions could be undertaken only with the help of a powerful ideology. That ideology is race. We have never exorcised it. We did this. We bought and sold. We raped and tortured. We put heads upon pikes at the mile markers. We gouged and burned and cut flesh. We engaged in every form of indignity. I needed to go back only three generations to find an ancestor who’d fought a war for the right to treat people as property.
among the only white rebels I’d ever seen. “You have called me a Nazi for the last time,” Chuck DMed me.“You“Goodbye.”ready?”
“It’s just more complicated than that,” he said. “Whatever,” I said. “I gotta go then.” Baynard Woods, I thought, shaking my head. He had passed on his name to me in ignorance and pride. I felt as if I could no longer carry that name, but I had no idea knew what to do with it. I knew I could no longer look away. Whiteness is a moral pol lution that demands expiation. I had to unravel the details of the murder my great-grandfather had committed. n
When I finally talked to Dad again, he sounded like Trump. It wasn’t so much that he mimicked Trump’s talking points as that Trump was tapping into a deep well of white aggrievement from which Dad also drank.
“They should,” I said. “You can’t erase history,” he said.
“Where is it going to stop?” Dad asked. “Are they going to take down statues of Thomas Jefferson?”
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Candidates who only consume right-wing media and only sit for friendly, softball interviews — a trend among Republicans this year — are mistaking the passions of a few for the beliefs of the Trump,many.for example, believes the Mar-a-Lago search helps him politically. In a way, it does. By playing martyr-in-chief, he raised a ton of money that might have otherwise gone to Jim Baker’s apocalypse buckets. He also got a huge bump in the polls against Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis — who was just in Pennsylvania campaigning for the anti-Semite–curious Mastriano.“Idon’tthink him being behind bars would stop him from winning the Republican nomination,” a Republican consul tant told NBC News, quite accurately.
As Trump and his acolytes celebrate Rep. Liz Cheney’s 37-point loss in the Wyoming primary last week, they fail to grasp what everyone else sees: a party rejecting a conserva tive apostate whose only crime was prizing democracy over Donald Trump. As they attack the FBI — one congressional candidate called for Attorney General Merrick Garland’s execution — for recovering stolen classified documents from Trump’s house, they fail to realize that beyond their base, the public believes the Mar-a-Lago search was justified.
Not coincidentally, Democrats have regained the (very narrow) lead on the generic ballot for the first time since November.Duetogerrymandering, that lead probably isn’t strong enough to keep the House in Democratic hands, and it might prove ephemeral anyway. Biden remains less popular than Trump was at this point in his presidency, and Republicans got smashed in 2018. And the axiom that the general public doesn’t tune in until after Labor Day isn’t wrong. But think about what regular people will see when they start paying attention: a crop of candidates so infected by Fox News Brain that they won’t pivot to the general election. They denied the 2020 election results, committed to banning abortion, and backed Trump like drones prostrating before a cult leader during the primary; now they wonder why that strategy doesn’t have mass appeal.
And Republicans can no longer bank on President Joe Biden’s unpopularity tanking his party this fall. The Supreme Court’s abortion decision rattled not just the Democratic base but also suburban and young voters. In addition, gas prices are falling, and Biden has racked up a series of legisla tive wins, over blanket Republican opposition, on issues like veteran health care and Medicare drug pricing that poll in the stratosphere. (Meanwhile, under Sen. Rick Scott, who ran one of the largest Medicare fraud schemes in American history, the National Republican Senatorial Committee is lighting money on fire.)
But winning a nomination and winning an election are dif ferent things. Even in a polarized era, in which most voters care more about the party than the candidate, extremists and idiots lose votes. The more extreme and idiotic the candidate, the more votes they lose. The far-right positions and jackass bellicosity required for a candidate to win a Republican nomi nation are going to cost the party seats this year.
I can’t help but wonder if Ron DeSantis and Doug Mastriano will be 2034’s Pat Toomey — candidates who rede fined extremism, only to have someone else redefine it later. A party on this trajectory should have trouble competing out side of the reddest districts in the reddest states. Of course, I said the same thing in 2010.
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The extreme far-right positions and jackass bellicosity required to win a Republican nomination are going to cost the GOP seats this year. BY JEFFREY C. BILLMAN Living in Philadelphia during the Tea Party wave of 2010, I had a close-up view of where the Republican Party was headed. After Sen. Arlen Specter, the iconic Pennsylvania moderate, provided one of three Republican votes for President Barack Obama’s $787 billion stimulus, the GOP’s right wing labeled him a RINO and put a target on his back.When Specter realized that he would lose the Republican primary to Pat Toomey, the head of Club for Growth, he switched parties, hoping to find succor among Democrats. Though the party establishment lined up behind him, Specter lost the Democratic primary to Joe Sestak, who lost the gen eral election to Toomey, who took office on the vanguard of the conservative right. Twelve years later, Toomey isn’t seeking a third Senate term. If he did, he almost certainly would have lost in the Republican primary. He, too, has been labeled a RINO — for not wholeheartedly embracing President Donald Trump. And that was before he voted to convict Trump following the second impeachment. The state GOP publicly rebuked him, and instead, Pennsylvania Republicans have backed the Trump-selected Dr. Oz, who is running one of the most dog shit Senate campaigns in history. They also supported Doug Mastriano, another Trump-backed, far-right election denier who pals around with anti-Semites and appears likely to lose a winnable election for governor in November. That’s become a common refrain this year: Trump’s pre ferred candidates have dominated Republican primaries but struggled to build mass appeal. Oz looks hapless. In Georgia, Herschel Walker can’t string together a coherent sentence. J.D. Vance’s snide populism is turning a safe bet in Ohio into an actual horse race. Blake Masters, a subsidiary of rightwing billionaire Peter Thiel, is the Democrats’ best friend in Arizona. Even Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, who’s been huffing the MAGA glue like a fiend, is behind. Republicans are starting to recognize their vulnerabil ity. “Having amateur candidates who’ve never run for office before carrying the banner for the Republican Party in critical Senate races is a risky maneuver,” a Republican pollster told the Washington Post Last week, Mitch McConnell came close to admitting that the Senate was slipping from his grasp. “I think there’s prob ably a greater likelihood the House flips than the Senate,” he said. “Senate races are just different — they’re statewide, candidate quality has a lot to do with the outcome.”
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The miso black cod ($42) with yuzu foam and pickled cauliflower drew a mixed response. “Too sweet,” said one guest. I felt the version served at Ootoya in Thornton Park was a lot more Nobu-worthy — and $15 cheaper. The Jidori chicken ($39) had a lovely garlic-maple soy pooling around a base of mashed potatoes. Jidori, in case you’re wondering, is to chicken as wagyu is to beef. The flavor is rich and chick eny, but Jidori or no Jidori, it’s hard to justify paying $39 for chicken and mashed potatoes with a side of kimchi Brussels sprouts. Granted, most of the restaurant’s clientele don’t seem bothered by the menu’s steep prices — in fact, they seem quite content doling out $18-$25 for mocktails that play up liquid-nitro theatrics and unique presen tations. Desserts are just as poncy, be they pucks of yuzu curd, strawberry gelato and sable crumble covered by a sugar net ($18), or a “cigar” ($18) fashioned from dark choco late filled with blondie and passion fruit and served in an ashtray with cacao “ash.” No question, the food here aims for lofty heights, and on many occasions, reaches them. But the service? Well, it appears to be languishing in the cellar. fkara@orlandoweekly.com
BY FAIYAZ KARA B ig egos and big personalities are baked into the restaurant business, be it nar cissistic chefs, conceited restaurant owners or … pregnant pause … bloviating food writers. That pride has led to behavior that’s put many in the industry in hot water — a few in this very town. But the story told by a work er at Salt & the Cellar, the pricey restaurant by chef-mogul Akira Back inside the ultra-luxe Ette Hotel, took the proverbial cake. Seems Back, who has more than 20 restaurants all over the world, swaggered up to tables unan nounced during Salt & the Cellar’s soft opening and shoved food into the yaps of bewildered and unsuspecting patrons. “Nobody knew who he was,” said the worker in hushed tones about Back. “They were like, what the fuck!?” “I would’ve shoved it right back in his face,” said one of my dining com rades and we all shared an incredulous laugh. A chef force-feeding his patrons without warning like some sort of guerrilla the ater performer takes a fair bit of hubris, so we were happy that on our visit, Back was at another one of his restaurants in Vegas or Seoul, or perhaps hand-feeding Elon Musk his “super-advanced” ssamjang dry-aged beef. In all fairness, had Back shoved his signature tuna pizza ($32) into my gob, I would’ve gladly acquiesced. The light, crackly tortilla laid with gossamer folds of raw tuna, white truffle oil and micro shiso was made semi-famous at his Yellowtail restaurant in the Bellagio Hotel, and it’ll likely be semi-famous here. Honestly, I’d let Back have full access to my mouth if he stuffed it with his tacos ($24) of A5 wagyu, gochujang, tomato ponzu and micro cilantro in wonton shells, or the grilled, miso-glazed egg plant ($15) gorgeously embellished with edible flowers, chives and sesame seeds. Same goes for the side of veg fried rice ($14), so long as it was specked with crispy kernels like it was on our first visit, and not lacking like it was when we ordered it again a few weeks later. The menu’s fusion of Mediterranean and Asian flavors plays into Ette’s ethic as a “well ness” hotel. That means it’s an alcohol-free destination, though you’re free to bring your own wine to the restaurant. Best of all, there’s no corkage fee. But the servers didn’t seem very adept at the various aspects of wine service. For one, our pinot blanc wasn’t chilled. Then they had trouble finding our Beaujolais, which was stored somewhere behind the mocktail bar. When they did locate it, our server nearly poured some into a glass already half-filled with pinotAndblanc.that’s the knock against this restau rant, where starters average $32 and prices for entrees range from $39 to $195. Servers not only lack the polish expected of a five-star hotel, but aren’t familiar with dish ingredients or sourcing. A few internal discussions were needed to determine that Salt & the Cellar’s steaks are from Creekstone Farms and that the A5 wagyu in the tacos is from Hokkaido. That’s the sort of info that should be printed on the menu. Servers also dress like spa attendants — white pants, white shoes, white shirts, beige vests — so food stains have nowhere to hide. Back to those steaks: The 14-ounce NY strip ($66) is sliced and served with five dif ferent salts — black truffle, hickory, espresso, grape skin and pink Himalayan. We also got the wasabi-kizami butter ($5), but the soymarinated horseradish didn’t quite mesh with the meat, so just stick to the salts. (And by the way, I can see how those salts play into the restaurant’s name, but I’m not sure about the “Cellar” part, considering no wine is served.)
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OPENINGS + CLOSINGS: Hen & Hog, a new concept by Mason Jar Provisions owner AJ Haines, will open in the Manzano’s Deli space at 221 W. Fairbanks Ave. in Winter Park mid-September. You’ll recall that Mason Jar Provisions closed in Thornton Park in June, but this new concept will include some old MJP items in addition to new ones … CrunCheese Korean Hot Dog, the Las Vegas-based outfit with seven locations across the country, has opened in the Waterford Lakes Town Center. The cheese pulls on the dogs are epic, with flavor combinations ranging from squid ink to potato rolled in sugar … Bacon Bitch, the Miami-based breakfast and brunch concept, will open Aug. 26 in the former Applebee’s space at 12103 Collegiate Way near UCF Top Chef winner Hung Huynh will open Bang Bang Noodle Co. this fall next to Vietnamese mainstay Anh Hong at 1114 E. Colonial Drive in Mills 50. In addition to the namesake noodles, expect Taiwanese beef noodle soup, chicken ramen, roasted lobster garlic noodles and wok noodles … El Potro Mexican Grill & Bar has opened inside the Belle Isle Shopping Center on South Conway Road … 4 Rivers Smokehouse has opened in SoDo at 3200 S. Orange Ave. featuring the brand’s first-ever double drive-through … MyLounge, a swanky new Turkish restaurant and lounge, opened Aug. 22 at the Dellagio Town Center in Dr. Phillips … Paris Baguette, the Korean chain with more than 4,000 locations worldwide, will give the Glass Knife a run for its money when it opens across the street in the Palm Hills development in Winter Park later this year. Look for another Paris Baguette to open in Winter Garden at 15996 New Independence Parkway … Look for food truck op St. Vic’s Smoke Shack to open a permanent space in the College Park/Packing District corridor later this year … FrappeStar Coffee has opened next to BurgerFi at 552 S. Park Ave. in Winter Park … Days after Eliot Hillis and Seth Parker departed Orlando Meats to focus on Red Panda Noodle, the Winter Park butcher shop and eatery closed.
NEWS + EVENTS: Like the East Colonial Drive location, Kabooki Sushi Sand Lake will undergo a phased expansion starting later this year. The sushi hotspot will expand into the space next door, increase its sushi bar and liquor bar seating, and enclose the patio area … The Wellborn has been given a makeover, including its food and cocktail offerings. The small plate and pinchos-style menu is now reflective of a Floribbean vibe (à la Broken Shaker in Miami) Cow & Cheese, a smashburger concept from Kwame Boakye, pops up inside Chicken Fire on East Colonial Drive every Tuesday at 6 p.m. … The Great Irish Hooley Music Fest celebrates its 10th year Sept. 2-5 at Raglan Road Irish Pub & Restaurant in Disney Springs The Dinner Party Project celebrates its 8th anniversary Sept. 8 at 6 p.m. at CityArts downtown. The special dinner includes a cocktail, hors d’oeuvres, starter, entrée, wine, dessert and coffee. Cost is $162.95.
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ON (small) SCREENS IN ORLANDO Streaming premieres you won’t want to miss by Steve Schneider
The Patient — In a new series from the mak ers of The Americans, a serial killer (Domhnall Gleeson) takes his therapist (Steve Carell) hostage and demands to be cured. Wow, and my shrink acted like I was being unrea sonable when I said I just wanted to stop having unhealthy thoughts about BTS. (FX on Hulu) Samaritan — What everybody wants to see Sylvester Stallone do right now is that Guardians of the Galaxy spinoff they teased us with five years ago. Instead, we’re getting this original story about a superhero who’s brought out of seclusion by his teenage neighbor to get their city’s crime rate under control. Throw in a few jabs about absentee senators, and what you’ll have is basically a Val Demings campaign ad that runs 101 min utes. (Amazon Prime)
Seoul Vibe — In the run-up to the 1988 Summer Olympics, a team of expert drivers puts the pedal to the metal to shut down a crime ring that’s distributing slush-fund money all over Seoul. Yes, this is what we did before Maloofs. (Netflix)
Running With the Devil: The Wild World of John McAfee — Can’t get enough of those tech-sector fall-from-grace stories? Here’s a documentary about the inventor of the notorious antivirus software and the time he ran from the cops rather than face ques tioning about the death of his neighbor. Makes the occasional annoying popup look rather tame in comparison, don’t it? (Netflix) Selling the O.C. — Selling Sunset gets a spi noff series with a slightly different coverage area. Among the new cast of real-estate pro fessionals, a full three are said to be named Alexandra. Gosh, if they had wanted to thumb their nose at diversity, they could have just let the board of the Garden Theatre cast the thing. (Netflix)
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Watcher — An American actress working in Bucharest is initially unnerved when she real izes a stranger is spying on her in her apart ment. But she relaxes a bit when she learns he might simply be a serial killer and not something really dangerous, like a director of community theater. (Shudder)
Partner Track — Boundary-breaking drama is in the offing as a Chinese-American law yer shoots for a position of unprecedented prominence at her firm. And if she can swing that, maybe the empanada vendor outside their building will even stop blaming her for the coronavirus. (Netflix)
PREMIERES WEDNESDAY: Lost Ollie — A combination of live action and computer animation tells the tale of a stuffed bunny who’s desperate to be reunited with his young owner. Look, I’m just going to admit up front that this is the sort of thing that makes me collapse into an inconsolable ball of sobs. And then we can get on with finding spurious reasons to make fun of Joel Greenberg like always, OK? (Netflix) Mo — Comedian Mo Amer used his own background as the foundation for this sitcom about a Palestinian refugee who’s in the process of becoming a U.S. citizen so he can remain in Texas. Hey, Mo: Make up your mind! Do you want to be an American, or do you want to live in Texas? (Netflix)
Jason Momoa features in the third season of See, premiering Friday on Apple TV+
Star Trek: Lower Decks — Season 3 picks up on Season 2’s breathtaking cliffhanger, which saw Captain Freeman under arrest on charges of colluding with the Klingons. Lucky for her, the Federation hasn’t actually prosecuted anybody for collusion since the presidency of that notoriously timid Andorian, B’ob Mu’eller! (Paramount+)
A Kidnapping Scandal: The Florence Cassez Affair — This docuseries explores the interna tional crisis that ensued when Frenchwoman Cassez was prosecuted in Mexico on charges of participating in a kidnapping ring, only to be released when it was proved the police had staged her arrest for TV. “But Ghislaine Maxwell was definitely there, right?” worries Brian Kilmeade. (Netflix)
Me Time — Let’s say you’re Kevin Hart and your wife and kids are out of town. You want to reconnect with an old pal for some manly hijinks. Whom do you call? Well, the answer Hollywood has come up with is “Mark Wahlberg,” which I guess is somebody’s idea of a good time. But I’m not gonna lie, my first choice was totally Ezra Miller. (Netflix)
See — A fearsome new weapon threatens all remaining life on Earth in the third and final season of the sci-fi series about a human race that’s largely gone blind. Meanwhile, star Jason Momoa would like to keep the motif going by assuring you that he absolutely has not seen Ezra Miller. (Apple TV+)
PREMIERES TUESDAY: I Am a Killer — Season 3 offers more jailhouse interviews with convicted murderers. Get this: One of these guys even pushed his ex-wife down the stairs and buried her on his own golf course! (Netflix)
Untold: Operation Flagrant Foul — Three episodes into its current season, the sportsscandal docuseries turns its attention to Tim Donaghy, the NBA ref who was caught betting on his own games in 2007. Well, what did they expect him to do? Bet on someone else’s games? You don’t have any control over those, silly! (Netflix) Untrapped: The Story of Lil Baby — Learn all about the Atlanta-bred Grammy winner, who was saved from a life of crime by rap stardom. God, how I’d like to see just one documentary about somebody who was saved from rap stardom by a life of crime. (Amazon Prime) [ film + tv ]
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PREMIERES FRIDAY: Drive Hard: The Maloof Way — Meet the Maloofs, a family that specializes in building high-performance auto engines and then applying them to fantastic flights of stunt driving. In other words, they’re just like your neighbor Luther, except the engine parts occasionally make it off their front lawn. (Netflix)
PREMIERES THURSDAY: The End Is Nye — In a six-part docuseries, Bill Nye the Science Guy shows how human ity could avoid a bunch of looming disasters. And he clearly knows a thing or two about dodging disaster, because his show isn’t on Netflix or HBO Max. (Peacock) Everything I Know About Love — The tight bond between four London galpals is tested when one of them lands a boyfriend. If that premise doesn’t sound like enough to sustain a seven-episode miniseries, don’t discount the quaintness factor of this period piece set in … checks notes … 2012. Hang on, I’m going to go renew the tight bond between my skull and a hammer. (Peacock) The Figo Affair: The Transfer that Changed Football — Folks who devour the minutiae of international sporting intrigue are the obvious target audience for a feature-length docu mentary about Portuguese player Luis Figo’s highly controversial switch from FC Barcelona to Real Madrid. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still pissed about Buckethead getting traded to Atlanta from Real Radio. (Netflix) House of Ho — Season 2 of the reality series about well-off Vietnamese-Americans intro duces us to a bunch of heretofore-unseen romantic partners and family members, including cousins Bella Ho and Kim Ho. And if John Paragon hadn’t died, we might be getting a visit from their magical uncle, Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho. (If you can figure out who should be the most insulted by that joke, I’ll apologize to them right away.) (HBO Max)
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O ver the weekend, Orlando metal band Human played the Psycho Las Vegas music festival in Vegas. This was Human’s final show, an emotional goodbye to both the band and one member of the core trio whose absence was keenly felt that evening … and for the last several weeks: bassist and vocalist Eric Montanez. Montanez passed away late last month, and this is a loss that will reverberate far beyond that stage in Vegas; this is a loss that will be keenly felt by our city’s punk and larger music scenes for years to come. Montanez died in a car crash near Bithlo. Reading the news reports — jarringly brief and to-the-point — and attempting to reconcile those with Montanez’s outsized influence on Orlando’s music and punk activist communi ties just didn’t connect. We’ve gathered some reflections on Montanez to hopefully give a better picture of him as a musician, an activist, a friend. Orlando Weekly readers will be most immediately famil iar with Montanez as the larger-than-life frontperson of the aforementioned death-metal ensemble Human. Out of the many local projects spawned during the pandemic, Human were arguably the most notable. The band — Montanez (bass, vocals), John Farran (gui tar) and Josh Dulcie (drums) — came charging out of the gate with a moniker paying tribute to Orlando metal icons Death and a stellar album’s worth of vicious death-metalmeets-grind songcraft. Their debut album, Delicacies of Extinction, was released by Philly label Silence Is Death (run by Orlando expatriate Jake Smith, who also subbed in as Human’s vocalist over the weekend) in 2021 as a run of cassettes which swiftly sold out. The album got a proper vinyl release earlier this year — and is still available and highly recommended. Human’s music impressed far beyond the boundaries of the 407 area code with their merging of crushing sounds with socially conscious and (to our ears) compassionate lyrics. Human didn’t play out much locally, but when they did, they went down a storm with Montanez out front, going wild. “Eric was larger and louder than life. He was unapol ogetically himself and that was his gift to the world,” bandmate Farran told Orlando Weekly. “He inspired people not through words but action. ACTION. He was truly radi cal, a lover of life and everything that comes with it. He will be sorely missed.” Prior to Human, Montanez was in several other notable Orlando agit-punk projects, including BlacBloc, which later morphed into Republicorpse. “BlacBloc were the kings of the anarcho/crust/grind/ activist punk scene in Orlando,” says Orlando music archi vist Joshua Dobbs. “[They] were definitely responsible for getting that next crucial wave on young punks going. I know for a fact that Eric was key to that inspiration, and continued to be for the rest of his life.” Montanez’s punk ethics and activism didn’t end when a song stopped. He was for many years a committed part of a local Food Not Bombs chapter that fed unhoused folks at Lake Eola Park.
Remembering Orlando musician and activist Eric Montanez BY MATTHEW MOYER
“At his Celebration of Life … there was over 250 people there from all parts of Florida and other states, as far as the West Coast: punks, ironworkers, people affiliated with Food Not Bombs, white-collar workers, people from the music industry, people from all walks of life, race and religion, and he had touched all of their lives in some way,” his mother, Darlene King, told OW
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“It was amazing to see everyone there for him and telling story after story of how Eric had changed their lives and how they tried do better in their lives because of his influ ence.”“To say he will be missed hardly speaks to the void where his laugh used to be, but his spirit lives on in the hearts of the people he touched and nourished to help us grow,” said Starr. “He lives on in our humanity and compassion for each other and the earth.” music@orlandoweekly.com
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“There was never a hierarchy in the history of Food Not Bombs, but he was certainly the glue that held us all togeth er at a time when Orlando punks never went anywhere alone,” friend and FNB colleague Sabra Starr told OW At the age of 21, Montanez was arrested by local authori ties for the apparently heinous crime of feeding people in need, but kept returning to do the work. “It’s not about me,” said Montanez in an interview at the time. “It’s about everybody together, building a real com munity and being there for each other.”
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“He cared about oppressed and marginalized people and injustice. He tried to do some good in the world, accord ing to his values,” said Food Not Bombs colleague Ben Markeson in an email to OW. “He was a good friend to many who I know will miss him and lament not growing older with him in their lives.”
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Orlando Food Not Bombs filed a lawsuit in federal court, disputing the legality of the city ordinance under which Montanez and his colleagues were arrested, and won, though it was later overturned on appeal by the city of Orlando.
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Hannah Stokes EP Release Party: Orlando indie-folk songstress Hannah Stokes has been working toward this emergence for a long time. Her Hollow Bones EP will be her first collection in more than seven years, and this performance will be the debut of her full band. From the glimpses released so far, though, it seems the time’s been well-spent ripening her sensibilities to finally match her natural and enveloping voice. Jordan Foley & the Wheelhouse and Feral Familiar open. (7 p.m. Friday, Aug. 26, Stardust Video & Coffee, $10-$12) Peaches, Kalifa: When The Teaches of Peaches stormed the scene at the dawn of the millennium, X-rated electro-pop provocateur Peaches showed she was here to reclaim the balls from the establishment and own everything like a boss-ass bitch. Ever since, she’s remained a touchstone of forceful, subversive feminism with her conceptual and performative outrageousness. Now, on the belated 20th anniversary of that landmark album, the mighty Peaches returns to get brilliantly nasty like only she can. (7 p.m. Monday, Aug. 29, The Plaza Live, $29-$45) Eugene Snowden & Friends Birthday Boogie: You’d never know Eugene Snowden was turning 60 — not by listening to him, and certainly not by watching him. But this soul supernova has long been one of the hardest performers to ever come out of Orlando, with no suggestion so far of even slowing down. Take this birthday blowout for proof. Flanked by powerhouse friends, the man will hold court on stage for a marathon night. First, he’ll lead a maximal performance on the Will’s main stage, including a special set by Snowden’s international music project, Liberation 44. Afterwards, the party will spill over next door to Lil Indie’s, where he’ll do a late-night edition of his up-close and sweltering “10 Pints of Truth” engagements. Go bask in the eternal fire of a living Orlando legend. Viva, Eugene! (8 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 31, Will’s Pub, $5) Perturbator, Health, Street Sects: The trinity of this stellar bill is that rare package of quality and diversity. Over the past decade, French darkwave artist Perturbator has gone from underground hero to breakout star. Increasingly industrial electro-rockers Health have made a career out of defying both genre and expectations, especially with their latest DISCO4 albums that pair them with a long list of collaborators that’s head-spinning in its range and excellence (e.g. JPEGMAFIA, Xiu Xiu, Nine Inch Nails and Ho99o9, as well as billmates Perturbator and Street Sects).And Austin’s Street Sects have surged to the head of the new class of industrial music with sheer intensity. No shit, I saw someone actually pass out right in front of me from the smothering strobe lights, fog and noise of their 2018 performance at the dearly departed Blackstar. You betcher ass that’s an endorsement. (6 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 31, The Plaza Live, $27) baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com
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LOCAL RELEASES With his solo vehicle Legos, Orlando multi-instrumentalist and producer Kyle Potter has chased his muse across the musical horizon that lies beyond rock. But his latest album, Lucerne, is one of the most quintessentially “post-rock” works in the LegosLikecatalog.hislovely band work with Chapters, this new collection is defined by halcyon post-rock that’s remarkably fine in craft and detail. Rather than the crashing crescendos of the genre’s heavier acts, Lucerne is more a crisp exercise in slow, unfurling revelation. Played and recorded entirely by himself, Potter wields guitar, keyboards, bass, drums and percussion like a microcosmic symphony. From acoustic guitar lines, he builds up with electronics, layered textures and field recordings to render an entire inner world of tranquil majesty. Lucerne now streams everywhere but is also available as a limited-edition cassette (50 copies) on Bandcamp.
Joe Buck Yourself: Being the demonfaced hellion on stage with acts like the Legendary Shack Shakers, Hank III and Assjack has made Joe Buck one of the more iconic characters in the Southern underground. On his own, the outlaw diablo specializes in nasty roots punk that’s raw and misanthropic. Local support will be Ramblers frontman Ryan Thorn. (8 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 25, Lil Indie’s, no cover)
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You’ll be forgiven for rubbishing one of Orlando’s favorite institutions this week if you declare Hollerbach’s is kinda trashy. That’s because the raucous German restaurant sprouted an upstairs art gallery in July (no, really), and that gallery is opening a show called Garbology Thursday. Moriah Russo, gallery director of Hollerbach’s Art Haus, says 15 artists are included in this show “on the theme of ‘trash,’” and while some went the expected route and made work from “discarded, found and/or recycled materials, and post-consumer ephemera,” others were more conceptual in their approach, more deeply exploring issues of “consumption, waste and … value.” The mostly Central Florida-based roster of artists includes stalwart friends of this here paper Kieran Castaño, Kira Gondeck-Silvia, Richard Reep, Daniel Harris and Leah Sandler (and we were thrilled to see a photograph from Steph Lister, a talented former local who moved to Oakland a few years ago, on the exhibition flyer). The show is up through Oct. 6, so if you miss the party, you can always stop in for a visit and combine the best (artists in town) with the wurst (on your plate). 6 p.m., Hollerbach’s Art Haus, 205 E. First St., Sanford, hollerbachsarthaus.com, free. — Jessica Bryce Young
THURSDAY, AUG. 25 Fizz & Chips Chef Andy Bates and the folks at the Edible Education Experience Kitchen House invite you to an evening of butties and bubbles, British-style. Wait come back, we swear “spotted dick” appears nowhere on this menu. Miami-based chef Bates, once a fixture on Food Network U.K., will be whipping up a deluxe menu featuring Scotch eggs, beer-battered Atlantic cod, triple-cooked chips and crushed peas with lemon & mint. That’s just for mains. There will also be a “British Bake Off dessert board” offering up Eton mess, custard and Bakewell tarts, and millionaire’s shortbread. You may or may not be deploying a worse Mockney accent than that of Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins by the end of the evening. 6 p.m., Emeril Lagasse Foundation Kitchen House and Culinary Garden, 26 E. King St., eventbrite.com, $100. — Matthew Moyer ‘Garbology’
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Following the global success of last year’s chart-topping hit “Stay” featuring Justin Bieber, teenage Australian rapper the Kid Laroi is coming to Orlando as part of a worldwide headlining tour that’s selling out all over the place. Multi-platinum sales and his own McDonald’s meal deal prove that this Kid has his eyes on a bigger pop-market stake beyond the rap game, so you’d better see him at a smaller venue while you can. 8 p.m., House of Blues, Disney Springs, houseofblues.com, $150$256. — Lynnette Cantos
With the 2004 international smash hit “Gasolina,” Daddy Yankee was the first reggaetón artist to hit the Billboard Hot 100, which exposed the genre from the island of Puerto Rico to a global audience — a feat unthinkable during a time when the music video’s Total Request Live ranking on MTV mattered, and dial-up internet was the only way to stream music at the time. The ubiquitous influence of Daddy Yankee as the “King of Reggaetón” has become evident after three decades of shattering music industry records, having been cited as a major influence by popular artists like Bad Bunny, as well as recently being recognized by the Hispanic Heritage Foundation with the 2022 “Legend” Award for his creative and philanthropic accomplishments. The Grammy-winning artist will perform in Orlando as part of his farewell world tour, La Última Vuelta, emphasizing the “Legend” appellation seen in his final album Legendaddy. 8 p.m., Amway Center, 400 W. Church St., amwaycenter.com, $170-$800. — LC
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WEDNESDAY,MUSIC AUG. 24 Damien Escobar 7:30 p.m., The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave., $29-$50, 407-2281220. Hard Swingin’ Country Soiree: Decker and Dimitrov 7 p.m., Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., free. Justin Kangrga 10 p.m., Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., free.
“Good Burger”: Bonus Movie Night In conjunction with the Milk District Sandwich Week, the best sandwich movie ever made. (Yes, a burger is a sandwich.) Seating is limited, so feel free to bring a lawn chair. 8:30 p.m. Friday, The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St., free. Meet the Filmmaker: “The Last Out” Meet Cuban baseball player Carlos O. González at a special screening of this documentary about three men’s journey from Cuba to the cusp of the Major Leagues. 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, $9.50-$12, 407-629-1088, enzian.org.
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FRIDAY, AUG. 26 Sundown Sessions: Amy and Matthew Robbins 7 p.m., Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., free. Don Soledad 7:30 p.m., Timucua Arts Foundation, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave., $25, 321-234-3985. Glass House Point, Gary Lazer Eyes, The Thing With Feathers, Morning Buzz 8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., $12-$15. Greg Diaz and the Art of Imagination Quintet 8 p.m., Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park, $25-$35, 407-636-9951. John Denver Tribute 7:30 p.m., Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand, $30-$35, 386736-1500. Maroon 5 8 p.m., Universal Studios Florida, 6000 Universal Blvd., $495-$695, 407-363-8000. Metal Mayhem Fest: We’re Wolves, Sid Stratton, Bad Witch Burlesque, Blood of Angels, Breed, The Dev, Nail Bite, Gloomchild 6 p.m., The Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, , $12, 407716-2982. Street66 Band 8:30 p.m., Bloodhound Brew Pub & Eatery, 5801 Conroy Windermere Road, free, 407-578-5711. Terri Binion, Tony Macaluso 7 p.m., Claddagh Cottage Irish Pub, 2421 Curry Ford Road, free, 407-895-1555.
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THURSDAY, AUG. 25 Concert for Ukraine 2:30 p.m., St. Luke’s Lutheran Church and School, 2021 W. State Road 426, Oviedo, free, 407-3653408. Hotel Fiction, Rohna, Take Lead 8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., $13-$15. Joe Buck Yourself 8 p.m., Lil Indies, 1042 N. Mills Ave., free. Roger Waters 8 p.m., Amway Center, 400 W. Church St., $60$599, 800-745-3000.
Classic Rock Tribute Fest: The Petty Hearts, Fleetwood Max 7:30 p.m., Tuffy’s Music Box, 200 Myrtle Ave., Sanford, $25-$200. Planet Booty 8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., $15. You Satisfy: Summer Celebration of Song 6:30 p.m., Gateway Center for the Arts, 880 N. Highway 17-92, DeBary, $15, 386-668-5553.
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FILM “Bleach: The Movie: Hell Verse” 20th Anniversary When a group of vicious sinners plot to escape from the eternal prison of Hell, they discover that Substitute Soul Reaper Ichigo Kurosaki is the key to their freedom. 7 p.m. Thursday, various theaters, $14.91-$19.26, fathomevents.com.
“Only Yesterday” Studio Ghibli presents the story of Taeko, who is 27 years old, unmarried, and has lived her whole life in Tokyo. On a train trip to visit the countryside, memories flood back of her younger years. 3 & 7 p.m. Sunday and 7 p.m. Monday, various locations, fathomevents.com, $13.38-$14.91.
Peanut Butter Matinee: “Scooby-Doo” Two years after a clash of egos forced Mystery Inc. to close its doors, Scooby-Doo and his crime-solving pals are summoned to investigate a series of paranormal incidents at an ultra-hip spring break hotspot. Noon Sunday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, free-$9, 407-6291088, enzian.org. n WEEK of a little bit more life wasted. That being said, those feelings never arise when we while away happy hours watching homemade content of pet cats being utter maniacs. This is quality time of the highest order. To that end, the heroic CVF programmers have once again compiled a blockbuster reel of the best of these cat videos — felines acting cute, evil, humorously clumsy, or being exposed as aliens trying to pose as domesticated pets — that we can watch on the big screen like civilized humans. Proceeds benefit Pet Rescue by Judy. Purrfect. 11 a.m. & 1:30 p.m., Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, enzian.org, $12. — MM Donzii Miami post-punk berserkers Donzii return to favored local spot Uncle Lou’s this weekend, and it promises to be a wild one. The trio present a tropical, sweaty take on the frosty, dark theatrics of a Siouxsie and the Banshees, Xmal Deutschland or the Slits. Live, Donzii may indulge in their fair share of gothic makeup and performance-art theatrics, but they display an unselfconscious power and conviction in their performances. Donzii bring fascinatingly Floridian hues to the usually dour and slate-grey post-punk musical template. And whether opening for New Order or playing a dive bar, this is a band that leaves it all on the floor. Hand-picked local support comes courtesy of Bacon Grease, Fond and Leatherette. Phew, welcome back. 8 p.m., Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave., eventbrite. com, $10. — MM SUNDAY, AUG. 28 PJ Morton PJ Morton is humble, not haughty; mellow, not maniacal. The only time he makes any noise is when he’s on stage, and that sets him well apart from his peers in the music business. But his steady, consistent productivity has quietly turned this devoted family man into a legitimate industry playa. Born in New Orleans, Morton has spread his roots across the Southeast, attending high school in St. Augustine and college at Morehouse. By the time he settled down in New Orleans, he’d already traveled the world with Maroon 5, for whom he provided keyboards and backing vocals on their last four albums. Morton is a four-time Grammy award winner, with those awards coming in four consecutive years, a feat most rare. If Morton were a baseball player, that would put him in Hall of Fame contention. As a musician, the same standard applies. 7 p.m., House of Blues, Disney Springs, houseofblues.com, $34.50 — Shelton Hull
SATURDAY, AUG. 27 2 PM Band, BroadBand 2 p.m., Winter Park Library and Events Center, 1052 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, $10-$15, 407-6796426.
SUNDAY, AUG. 28 Sundown Sessions: Joshua Snyder 7 p.m., Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., free. Sunset Session: Marten Hørger 6 p.m., Elixir, 9 W. Washington St., free, 407-985-3507. Terry Myers presents: Dave Wolpe Tribute 3 p.m., Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park, $25-$35, 407-636-9951. MONDAY, AUG. 29 Big Ron Betts 6:30 p.m., The Wharf at Sunset Walk, 3274 Margaritaville Blvd., Kissimmee, 407-954-7290. Jayo and Friends Live 7 p.m., B Nice, 151 E. Washington St., free, 352-419-9818. Moonspell, Swallow the Sun, Witherfall 7 p.m., The Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, $22, 407-673-2712. Peaches The Teaches of Peaches anniversary tour. 8 p.m., The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave., all ages, $29-$45, 407228-1220. TUESDAY, AUG. 30 The Bombpops, The Last Gang 7 p.m., The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive, $15, 407-704-6261. Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 p.m., Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, free, 407-975-3364.
Sundown Sessions: Anna Milk 7 p.m., Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., free. Back to School Urban Fest: Gabriel Rodriguez EMC, Manny Montes, Christian Ponce, J. Suarez 6 p.m., The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave., $40, 407-228-1220. Cortez and Koelble 8 p.m., Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park, $20, 407-636-9951. Get Ready: Motown Experience 7:30 p.m., Ritz Theater Sanford, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford, $23-$30, 407-3218111. High Tide 8 p.m., The Wharf at Sunset Walk, 3274 Margaritaville Blvd., Kissimmee, 407-954-7290. James Zito Trio 7:30 p.m., Timucua Arts Foundation, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave., $25, 321234-3985. Lany, Surfaces 7 p.m., Orlando Amphitheater, 4603 West Colonial Drive, $54.50. “Let Me Be Peace” 7 p.m., Harriett’s Orlando Ballet Centre, 600 N. Lake Formosa Drive, $15-$30, 407-801-9412.
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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Whenever you are contemplating a major decision, I hope you raise questions like these. No. 1: Which option shows the most selfrespect? No. 2: Which path would be the best way to honor yourself? No. 3: Which choice is most likely to help you fulfill the purposes you came to earth to carry out? No. 4: Which course of action would enable you to express your best gifts? Are there questions you would add, Virgo? I expect the coming months will require you to generate key decisions at a higher rate than usual, so I hope you will make intensive use of my guiding inquiries, as well as any others you formulate.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): My Aquarian reader Georgie Lee wrote to tell me what it’s like being an Aquarius. I offer it to you because you are potentially at the peak of expressing the qualities she names. She says, “Accept that you don’t really have to understand yourself. Be at peace with how you constantly ramble, swerve and weave to become more of yourself. Appreciate how each electric shift leads to the next electric shift, always changing who you are forever. Within the churning, ever-yearning current, marvel at how you remain eternal, steady and solid — yet always evolving, always on a higher ground before.”
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Libran blogger Ana-Sofia Cardelle writes, “I look back on past versions of myself with such love and tenderness. I want to embrace myself at different parts of my life.” I hope you’re inspired by her thoughts as you carry out the following actions. No. 1: Create an altar filled with treasures that symbolize major turning points in your destiny. No. 2: Forgive yourself for what you imagine to be old errors and ignorance. No. 3: Summon memories of the persons you were at ages 7, 12 and 17, and write a kind, thoughtful message to each. No. 4: Literally kiss seven different photos of your face from earlier in your life. No. 5: Say “thank you” and “bless you” to the self you were when you succeeded at two challenging tests in the past.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A blogger named Chaconia writes, “I’ve cultivated a lifetime of being low maintenance and easy-going, and now I’ve decided I’m done with it. Demanding Me is born today.” I’m giving you temporary permission to make a similar declaration, Taurus. The astrological omens suggest that in the coming weeks, you have every right to be a charming, enchanting and generous version of a demanding person. So I authorize you to be just that. Enjoy yourself as you ask for more of everything.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The witch Lisa Chamberlain writes about the magical properties of colors. About brown, she says it “represents endurance, solidity, grounding and strength.” She adds that it’s used in magic to enhance “balance, concentration, material gain, home and companion animals.” According to my reading of the astrological omens, the upcoming weeks should be a deeply brown time for you Geminis. To move your imagination in a righteous direction, have fun wearing clothes in shades of brown. Grace your environment with things that have the hues of chestnut, umber, mahogany, sepia and burnt sienna. Eat and drink caramel, toffee, cinnamon, almonds, coffee and chocolate.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the coming weeks, I urge you to flee from stale and rigid certainty. Rebel against dogmatic attitudes and arrogant opinions. Be skeptical of unequivocal answers to nuanced questions. Instead, dear Aries, give your amused reverence to all that’s mysterious and enigmatic. Bask in the glimmer of intriguing paradoxes. Draw inspiration and healing from the fertile unknown. For inspiration, write out this Mary Oliver poem and carry it with you: “Let me keep my distance, always, from those who think they have the answers. Let me keep company with those who say ‘Look!’ and laugh in astonishment, and bow their heads.”
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Kabbalistic writer Simon Jacobson says, “Like a flame, the soul always reaches upward. The soul’s fire wants to defy the confines of life. It cannot tolerate the mediocrity and monotony of sheer materialism. Its passion knows no limits as it craves for the beyond.” That sounds both marvelous and hazardous, right? Jacobson concludes, “Whether the soul’s fire will be a constructive or destructive force is dependent on the person’s motivation.” According to my astrological analysis, your deep motivations are likely to be extra noble and generous in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. So I expect that your soul’s fire will be very constructive.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You know more about how karma works than all the other signs. Scorpio-style intelligence typically has a fine intuitive grasp of how today’s realities evolved out of the deep patterns and rhythms of the past. But that doesn’t mean you perfectly understand how karma works. And in the coming weeks, I urge you to be eager to learn more. Become even savvier about how the law of cause and effect impacts the destinies of you and your allies. Meditate on how the situations you are in now were influenced by actions you took once upon a time. Ruminate on what you could do in the near future to foster good karma and diminish weird karma.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Here’s a good way build your vibrancy: Use your emotional intelligence to avoid swimming against strong currents for extended periods. Please note that swimming against strong currents is fine, even advisable, for brief phases. Doing so boosts your stamina and fosters your trust in your resilience. But mostly, I recommend you swim in the same direction as the currents or swim where the water is calm and currentless. In the coming weeks, I suspect you can enjoy many freestyle excursions as you head in the same direction as vigorous currents.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In the Spansh language, there’s the idiom pensando en la inmortalidad del cangrejo Its literal translation is “thinking about the immortality of the crab.” It applies to a person engaged in creative daydreaming — her imagination wandering freely in hopes of rousing innovative solutions to practical dilemmas. Other languages have similar idioms. In Finnish, istun ja mietin syntyjä syviä means “wondering about the world’s early origins.” Polish has marzyć o niebieskich migdałach, or “dreaming about blue almonds.” I encourage you to enjoy an abundance of such explorations in the coming days, Capricorn. You need to fantasize more than usual.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cancerian poet Danusha Laméris discovered that earthworms have taste buds all over their bodies. Now she loves to imagine she’s giving them gifts when she drops bits of apples, beets, avocados, melons and carrot tops into the compost bin. “I’d always thought theirs a menial life, eyeless and hidden, almost vulgar.” But now that she understands “they bear a pleasure so sublime,” she wants to help the worms fulfill their destinies. I mention this, Cancerian, because I suspect you may have comparable turnarounds in the coming weeks. Long-held ideas may need adjustments. Incomplete understandings will be filled in when you learn the rest of the story. You will receive a stream of interesting new information that changes your mind, mostly in enjoyable ways.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You should never allow yourself to be tamed by others. That advice is always apropos for you Leos, and even more crucial to heed in the coming weeks. You need to cultivate maximum access to the raw, primal sources of your life energy. Your ability to thrive depends on how well you identify and express the beautiful animal within you. Here’s my only caveat: If you imagine there may be value in being tamed a little, in harnessing your brilliant beast, do the taming yourself. And assign that task to the part of you that possesses the wildest wisdom.
Q: For those that like to fuck outside on hikes and while camping … should we be wary of trail cams or go-pros people are hiding in trees for whatever reason? How to spot them?
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A: Cockrings are great; I recommended them to another reader five seconds ago. But while a snug-but-not-too-tight cockring can help keep a penis-haver’s penis hard by gently restrict ing blood flow out of the penis-haver’s penis, cockrings don’t make penis-havers “last longer,” e.g., they don’t delay ejaculation. (Cockring 101: Gentle restriction is good; trapping blood in the penis is not. Cockrings should be snug, not tight.) If you’ve already tried all the stan dard-issue advice to treat premature ejacula tion (which I’ve covered before and don’t have the space to re-re-re-rehearse in a Quickies column), an ED med like Viagra might help (for the reasons mentioned above); a low-dose SSRI is also an effective treatment for premature ejaculation.P.S.Whenever someone writes “penis-haver” my slightly dyslexic brain reads “penis-halver,” as in, someone who cuts a penis in half — which some people in the body modification commu nity have done, and bon(e) appetit to anyone brave enough to do a Google image search.
A: Nope, sorry. You need to wait for it to heal.
Q: I’m a 36-year-old man. If I get too psyched out to stay hard for (extremely rare) anal with my wife, should I just get some Viagra?
A: Well, that depends. Does your wife like long anal sex sessions? If the answer to that question is yes, then Viagra could help. Because in addi tion to helping you get and stay hard, Viagra and other ED meds can delay orgasm. But if your wife doesn’t like long anal sex sessions — if she generally wants you to hurry the fuck up and get the assfucking over with — lasting longer could make those already rare anal sex sessions rarer still. Maybe try a cockring instead?
Q: Tips for helping a penis-haver last longer when penetrating other than cockrings? (Cockrings are great, but they don’t help with longevity.)
Q: I’m a gay boy in the big city and I want to start doing sex work as a side gig. But I have no idea how to start. First steps?
P.S. There’s no settling down without set tling for Q: Is there any way to enjoy anal while having a hemorrhoid?
A: First steps: Get vaccinated against monkeypox, Hep A and B, and HPV, and get on PrEP. Talk with other people who are doing or have done sex work. There are a lot of sex workers on Twitter; most aren’t there to solicit customers, but to advocate for their rights and create com munity. Follow and learn. Go to savage.love to read the rest of this answer; send questions of your own to Dan at questions@savagelove.
A: You’ve either had a terrible run of bad luck — assuming you’ve dated more than 10 men — or you’ve set your standards impossibly high.
A: If people are doing that — hiding cameras on popular hiking trails — well, then you should indeed be wary. Hike the beaten path, don’t fuck on it.
A: If you truly live on a small island — small enough that everyone knows everyone else’s business but large enough to have more than one trans sex worker — then your ex-boyfriend’s wife is gonna find out sooner or later. But even if it means she finds out a little later, it would be better if she found out from someone other than you. Assuming your ex’s wife doesn’t already know and approve, if the bearer of bad news is a bitter ex — or someone who can easily be cast as one — your ex-boyfriend will have a much easier time convincing his wife that it isn’t true. Better she should hear it from the vicar.
Some food for thought: Perhaps you think you want a long-term relationship because you were told that’s what you’re supposed to want — you were told that’s what all good people want — but you actually don’t want a long-term relationship. They don’t make you happy. But instead of telling yourself that you’re a good person who prefers short-term relationships and/or being alone, you’ve set your standards so high — you’ve dialed them up to sabotage — because you want to be alone. And instead of owning that about yourself, you find fault in the men you date.
Q: I’m a 40-year-old female, cis-het. I have very discerning tastes in men, and always end up alone. Any way to be more open without sacrific ing my standards?
Q: An ex-boyfriend is seeing trans prostitutes. Do I tell his current wife if an opportunity to do so should arise? (And it will, as we live on a small island.) I would’ve wanted to know if we were still together. Should she not be offered the same?
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Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those indi viduals listed below at the location indi cated: September 13th, 2022 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 2631 E Semoran Blvd. Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 408-7437 Marcus Whitaker-Household goods. The auction will be listed and ad Marketplace RV Sales RV NoticesLegal,RepairsPublic vertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
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Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: September 9, 2022 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00 PM Extra Space Storage 831 N. Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 4500345 Hector Kirkland-household goods, boxes.-Andre Massanga-queen bed, air bags, latter. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to comlete the transac tion. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes posses sion of the personal property.
Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those indi viduals listed below at the location indi cated: September 9th, 2022 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the follow ing: 1:00 PM Extra Space Storage 610 Rinehart Rd. Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 333-4355 Michell Harden–Households Good, Susan Gant- Household Goods, Juan Cales- Household Goods, Totes, Computers, Brandon Smith- Household Goods and Tools and fishing gear. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those in dividuals listed below at the location in dicated: September 13, 2022, at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 11920 W Colonial Dr Ste 10, Ocoee FL 34761, 407794-6970. Carla Pitter- furniture, clothing. Kiera Sade Wright- household items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1001 Lee Road Orlando, FL 32810 (407) 489-3742, Septem ber 9th, 2022 @ 12:00 PM: Jahriam Butler:household items, Monica Ewen: totes, Juliam illiams: household items, Paula Holmes:household items, Nathanael Rivera: boxes & mini fridge, Susan Euliano: furniture, boxes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL, 32804 (407) 312- 8736, on 9/13/2022 @ 12:00PM: Geovanni Mcghee- Couch. Summer Valisek- Bird cage. Martin Wilson- Washing Machine. Vanesa Vera- Stroller. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
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Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: September 13, 2022 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00PM Extra Space Storage 5592 L B McLeod Rd Orlando, FL 32811 (407) 720-2832 Kevin Appel Jr.- House hold Goods; Byron Mack- Toolds, Household goods; Tynese Rainey- Bed, Couch; Jamaal Lampley- Boxes, Bags, Clothes, Weights; Mark Rappaport- Parts for a Children’s playground; Lynnecia Christian-Tables, Glasswares, Business supplies; The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complte the transac tion. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes posses sion of the personal property.
40 ORLANDO WEEKLY ● AUG. 24-30, 2022 ● orlandoweekly.com Legal, NoticesPublic Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below on September 13, 2022 at the location indicated: Store 1333: 13125 S John Young Pkwy, Orlando, FL 32837, 407.516.7005@ 10:00AM Em manuel Wright-car parts, Josh Hall-lo wood, Jennifer Lynn Hanley-home items, Latisha Carter-furniture Store 1334: 5603 Metrowest Blvd Orlando, FL 32811, 407.516.7751 @ 12:00 PM: Naylin Lwin: boxes, bikes; Lakeithia Rozier: furniture, beds, dressers; Joe Hensley: boxes, house appliances Store 1335: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd Ocoee, FL 34761, 407.516.7221@ 12:00 PM - Store 7057: 13597 S. Orange Ave Orlando FL 32824, 407.910.2087 @ 10:30 Am- Yesenia Aviles: Household items. Store 7143: 6035 Sand Lake Vista Dr, Orlando FL 32819, 407.337.6665 @ 11:00 AM- Cesar Pardo –Furniture, Clothes./Tamara Clark – Sofa Loveseat, Glass dining table ,desk, two queen size beds, headboards dressers patio table and 4 Chairs /Rhonda My hand –Twin Beds, loveseat, king size bed ,Dining room table, Boxes /Anthony FeraFurniture, couch , loveseat, dining Table, Chairs ,Clothes, pictures, Kitchen stuff/ Christopher Brown- Boxes, Furniture / Paul Contreras – Household items ,some furniture /Kathy Baker – Clothes, Boxes ,paperwork /Paul Contreras Chandler – Furniture, Documents in a box ,per sonal items/Marco Johnson – Furniture /Stephanie Carrington- Clothes and boxes. Store 7306: 408 N Primrose Dr. Orlando FL 32803, 321.285.5021 @ 12:15 PM- Christianna Hurt- Bags, clothes, totes, suitcase Store 7590: 7360 Sand Lake Rd Orlando, FL 32819, 407.634.4449@ 11:45AM- Valentina Russell – Household Items; Denson Porter - 3 bedroom Home; Scott Gregory - Household goods, electronics; Kim Burns - Household goods. Store 8136: 3501 S.Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839, 407.488.9093@12:00PM- Cierra AnthonyHouse hold items, Mildred Smith- House hold items, Tammy Auther - House hold items, Duaraon Jones - House Hold items, Ivette Garcia Burgos - House Hold items, James Drake - Personnel items, Naomi Williams - House hold items, Jacqueline Thompson - House Hold Items. Rafal Figueroa - House hold items, Anson Holmes - House hold items, Ian Parham - House hold items, Courtney Jones - House hold items, Store 8612: 1150 Brand Ln Kissimmee, FL 34744 (407) 414-5303 @12:30 PM- Christian Daniel Ojeida Montanez: 2 twin beds, Sectional, Mattress, 20 Bags of clothes, Tv, 2 night stands. Melissa Bonilla: cloth ing and boxes of personal items. Carlos Dominguez: House items. Lorenzo Green: personal items, household goods. Efrain Correa Rios: sofa, love seat, bed, dining room table. Store 8778: 3820 S Orange Ave Orlando FL 32806, 321.270.3440 @ 1:00 PM.- Taif Delgado Furniture, Alexander Moralesone bedroom house, Kristen Kalinowski household goods, Bryan Delvois couches mattress and personal items. Store 8931: 3280 Vineland Rd Kissimmee FL 34746, 407.720.7424 @ 1:30 PM- Whitney Whitworth - Furniture, household goods, Adrian Cardona - Household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated September 13 2022 at the time and location listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 1451 Rinehart Rd Sanford, FL 32771 (407) 9154908 Diana Morisseau-household items, Castalavet Turner-household items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. DIVISION: 7/HIGBEE, WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP20-513 In the Interest of: N.W. DOB: 03/29/2016, minor child. NO TICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: MONIQUE CARLOCK, ADDRESS UNKNOWN WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regard ing the above - referenced child, you are hereby commanded to appear on Friday, September 30, 2022 at 10:00a.m.., before the Honorable Judge Craig McCarthy, at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 28th day of July, 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Cynthia J. Rodriguez, Esquire Florida Bar No. 1026123, State Attorney Depart ment of Children and Families cynthia. rodriguez4@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. IN RE: The Marriage of: MELISSA ROLDAN, Petitioner, and, JOHN MARTINEZ, Respondent. CASE NO.: 2021-DR-9579 NOTICE OF ACTION: TO: John Martinez, Address unknown. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for Dissolution of Marriage has been filed for your and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on DAVID DIAZ, ESQUIRE, Diaz Family Law Firm, P.A., 411 North Donnelly Street, Suite #302, Mount Dora, Florida 32757, on or before September 30th, 2022, and file the original with the Clerk of this Court at 800 E. Twiggs Street, Tampa, Florida 33602. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office. Dated: CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. By: /s/ clerk. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR OSCEO LA COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 41 CASE NO.: 18-DP-78. IN THE INTEREST OF: M. H., DOB: 06/26/2017, Minor child. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PA RENTAL RIGHTS. STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: FELICIA RHOADES, Unknown Address. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child; you are to appear before Judge Laura Shaffer, on October 17th, 2022, at 2:30pm at the Osceola County Courthouse at 2 Courthouse Square, Courtroom 4C, Kissimmee, FL 34741, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PER SONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD WHOSE INITIALS APPEAR ABOVE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” WITNESS my hand as the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 27th day of July, 2022. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPART MENT. PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. 2022 DESCRIPTION, FOUND PROPERTY: Jewelry
Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: September 9, 2022 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00PM Extra Space Storage 12709 E Colonial Dr, Orlando FL 32826, 4076343990: Brittney Washington: luggage, tablet, personal items, bags, clothes, totes The personal goods stored therein by the following: 1:30PM Extra Space Storage 10959 Lake Underhill Rd, Orlando FL 32825, 4075020120: James Rivers- bed, chairs, mattress, table, computer, TV, bags, clothes, shoes, totes, lamps, ironing board, tool box; Kiy Pratt- bed, mattress, dryer, washer, bags, bicycle, boxes, toys, mirror, headboard, toddler bed; Shelby Semidey- chairs, bicycles, boxes, totes, shelves, statue, propane tanks, tool chest, 2 bikes, car grill, shovel, rake, machete, slot machine, table; Floyd Adams-collectibles, bicycle, boxes, totes, shelves, side table, wall art, electronics The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 11071 University Blvd Orlando, FL 32817, 3213204055: Justin David Johnson- books, clothes electron ics; Xiomara Semidei -home goods; Jonathon English- 4 bedroom home fully furnished tool, tables, bedrooms set box es. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:45PM Extra Space Storage 9847 Curry Ford Rd, Orlando Fl 32825, 4074959612: Shannon BrockwayHousehold items. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 342 Woodland Lake Dr, Orlando FL 32828, 3218004793: Pamela Harris: Dining set, mattress, chairs, dresser; Tasha Simmonds: Mattress, Chair, Vacuum, lamp, Rugs, bedding, totes, bags The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00PM Extra Space Storage 11971 Lake Underhill Rd, Orlando FL 32825, 4075167913: Edrey Frias-vegetable barrels. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ or all bids. SEPTEMBER 8, 2022 20201N4BL4BV2LC20687920071G6DP577870196182CADINISS SEPTEMBER 9, 2022 20071N4AL21E37C23669120011FTRE14241HB56409FORDNISS SEPTEMBER 10, 2022 19882GTEG25C0J45151782007JS1NP41AX7210249420071N4AL21E37C236691NISSSUZIGMC SEPTEMBER 11, 2022 20013VWDD21C81M467978VOLK
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: ADAM AYED ENTERPRISES LLC gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 9/9/2022, 09:00 am at 9712 RECYCLE CENTER RD ORLANDO, FL 32824- 8146, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. ADAM AYED ENTERPRISES LLC reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all 202313N148201P155217420131G1PG5SB1D713318320121G1PE5SC9C736663120103N1BC1APXAL35387220091HGCP36719A04390220021HGCG56752A1398111999JHMCG5643XC00530019982FUPCSEB5WA935483bids.FRHTHONDHONDHONDNISSCHEVROLETCHEVFONA.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GEN ERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the fol lowing dates, 08:00 am at 2603 OLD DIXIE HIGHWAY KISSIMMEE, FL 34744, pursu ant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. SEPTEMBER 9, 2022 20161FTEX1C88GFB71000FORD SEPTEMBER 10, 2022 20102FMHK6DC2ABA9034720031GKFG15T231170314GMCFORD
Notice of Public Sale Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www.storagetreasures.com ending on September 9th, 2022 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage 3498 Canoe Creek Rd St. Cloud, FL 34772. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be re moved at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances, unless otherwise noted. A159- Diva Pardorani A212- Coy Dotson A281- Ryan Snow C106- Heather Lunsford.
Notice of Public Sale: Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www.storag etreasures.com ending on September 9th, 2022 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage 2435 W SR 426 , Oviedo, FL 32765 Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances . 0001 – Richard Jones0003 – Richard Jones 0014 – Richard Jones 0479 – Rich ard Jones 0543 – Richard Jones 0545 –Howard Wiltsey 148A – Diaz Castro.
Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on September 9th, 2022 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Of Central Florida, INC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all 20193VWC57BU4KM20202220161GYS4DKJ0GR29349020031N4AL11D83C31724519794U69K9H4618042007ZAPM340W9750022332005KMHWF25S05A1120202004WBAGN63414DS4553320103GNBAADB4AS59474620041HGCM71214A004778bids;/HOND/CHEV/BMW/HYUN/PIAG/BUIC/NISS/CADILLAC/VW
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below be longing to those individuals listed below on September 9, 2022 at the locations indicated: Store 1631: 5753 Hoffner Ave. Orlando FL 32822, 407.212.5890 @10:15 am Jose Medina, household items; Kali Yazmenda Veneezha Beckford, household goods; Cynthia Colon, long dresser bed in pieces chest night stand vanity small 10-15 misc apartment furniture; Lourdes Rodriguez, household items. Store 7107: 6174 S Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 955-4137 @10:45 Am. Edith Williams; house items, boxes, totes. Jessica Colon; Household goods. Teresa Rivera; Office supplies. Store 7155 @ 1305 Crawford Ave St. Cloud FL 34769 (385) 266-1653 @11:15 AM: Joshua Newman, furniture, Misc. Goods; Brian Moss, clothes, household items; Patrick Dolphus, couch, washer & dryer, chairs. Store 8460: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissim mee FL 34746 (407) 429-8867 @ 12:15 PM: Natasha Perry Appliances, furniture & boxes, Michelle Gager Furniture, Stanly Ezeife electronics & furniture, Candice Rowe boxes, Zico Muller Boxes, Nicole Tedford 2019/ANVL TRAILER VIN# 7FYBE2424KD008488. Store 8753 @ 540 Cypress Pkwy Poinciana FL 34759 (863) 240-0879 @ 12:45PM Raymond Brown Household items, Eric Nieves House hold items, Elise Seebarran Clothes, Gabriel Cherizard Clothes, Calixto Armando Varona Household Goods, Rosie Rosado Household items, Bianca Moore Household items. Store 8840: 11261 Narcoossee Rd. Orlando, Fl 32832 407-280-7355 @ 1:15PM. Myrna RoblesHouseholds goods-furniture-boxe. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individu als listed below on August 26, 2022 at the locations indicated: Store 1333: 13125 S John Young Pkwy, Orlando, FL 32837, 407.516.7005 @ 10:00am. James Robinson-3 bed house of items, Serge C Obiang Nkouna-personal items, Kevin Howard-household items. Store 1631: 5753 Hoffner Ave. Orlando FL 32822, 407.212.5890 @10:15 am Sandra Ivelisse Rivera Rios, household goods; Rene Leon Hernandez, tv, xmas tree, canopy, bins bags, boxes, kitchen items; Lexys Garcia, Furniture, appliances, boxes; Anthony Estrada, furniture, boxes, personal items, tv; Mayra Miranda, 1 bedroom, washer, dryer. Store 7057: 13597 S. Orange Ave Orlando FL 32824, 407.910.2087 @ 10:30 Am- Brian Baez: bins- Jazmyn Ruiz: 7 boxes of personal items, clothes- Syntisha Mcclendon: 2 couches and bedroom set, 3 boxes. Store 7143: 6035 Sand Lake Vista Dr, Orlando FL 32819, 407.337.6665 @ 11:00 am: Amy Dabbouseh – Boxes; Jennifer Daniel – studio apartment, book shelves; Kelsey Dunbar – Appliances, clothes and small pieces of furniture; Elijah Redmond – furniture, clothing, appliances; Ebony Burdette – Household furniture; Helen A Fair – Papers, books, documents and personal items; Paul Contreras – House hold items. Store 7155 @ 1305 Crawford Ave St. Cloud FL 34769 (385) 266-1653 @11:15 AM: Ivelys Lopez-8-10 bins and clothing; Brenda Morales-2 bedroom, washer dyer, sectional sofa, sofa, recliner, 20 boxes; Kristin Miller-3 queen sized beds, 2 have headboard footboard, 3 dressers, TV stand, sofa/loveseat; Hector Sanchez-Water filter bins. Store 7306: 408 N Primrose Dr. Orlando FL 32803, 321.285.5021 @ 12:15 pm Kenneth Gilmore- mattress, table, bags, clothes, bins, beanbag, lamps, DVD movies Store 7590: 7360 Sand Lake Rd, Orlando FL 32819, 407.634.4449 @ 11:45 am Tori Pugliese – Furniture; Sabrina Michelle Collins –Household items; Michelle A Rego - Plastic Binds, household, collect ible. Store 8136: 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839, 407.488.9093 @ 12:00pm. John Keedy – House Décor bedroom suite misc. Items / Valerie Eu gene –Boxes King size bed Full size bed Clothes Shoes Electronics Household Items /Kirk Shields – Furniture Bed Mat tress /Joy Rosario – Furniture bedroom set Boxes /Kendia Surin – Clothes shoes bed mattress Household Items /Damon Hollis – Clothes shoe Household Items /Terryann Brand – Boxes Clothes two TVs. Store 8460: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissimmee FL 34746 (407) 429-8867 @ 12:15 PM: Brenda Logan Household items, Ed Diaz Housegoods, Behavior City LLC. Housegoods, Ravindranauth Seonath commercial grade & electron ics, Jessica Glass household goods, personal goods, Takisha CorneliusCoachman Boxes & bins, Gareth Nichols small household, Behavior City Inc School Furniture, Johnalberth Fernandez Appliance, boxes, furniture & tv. Store 8612: 1150 Brand Ln Kissimmee, FL 34744 (407) 414-5303 @12:30 pm. Justin Morales: Household items. - Rahman S Prescott: 2 bedroom home Store 8778: 3820 S Orange Ave Orlando FL 32806, 321.270.3440 @ 1:00 PM. Gavianna Washington Clothes, Harry Gadson bedding. Store 8931: 3280 Vineland Rd Kissimmee FL 34746, 407.720.7424 @ 1:30 PM pm: Dinenn Olson Household goods, Dorian Wilson studio equipment, clothes & personal items, Douglas Crookston Dresser/beds and some boxes, Lynette George Furniture, Aaron Amey House hold items and clothes shoes & tools. The auction will be listed and advertised on Purchaseswww.storagetreasures.com.mustbemadewithcash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
orlandoweekly.com ● AUG. 24-30, 2022 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY 41 Cell Phone 500 Blk E Washington St Bike 1300 Blk W Colonial Dr Currency 120 Blk W Pine St Currency 1300 Blk W Princeton St Currency S Kirkman Rd/Valencia College CurrencyDr 5400 Blk Millenia Lakes Bv FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAY – THRU THURSDAY, 9:00 AM TILL Notice3:00PMof Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on September 8th, 2022 and will continue until all locations are done.U-Haul Moving and Storage at Maitland Blvd, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; 0172 Ashley Cobbs $922.22, 1103 James Gibson $384.20, 1385 Alixandra Gruvis $1,286.30, 1303 Charles Sanders $604.84, 1534 TYESHA BOUIE $743.50, 1372 DAWN DUVALL $437.40, AA1093H Jason Campbell $1,448.80, AA2125A Jason Campbell $1,448.80, AA4037A Savanah Echevarria $2,661.10, 1353 Sheldrina Richards $607.80, AA5395N steven johnson $1,352.45, 0161 NOEL RIVERA $977.59, 1932 Joeseph Holden $370.75, 1754 Imuran Charlemagne $607.80, 1280 Sylvester Branford $879.20, 0119 Tony Posey $799.52, 1366 DANIEL PEREZ ACEVEDO $842.08, AA8897K sandra Benda $920.50, 1634 Adam Whiteside $831.50, 0107 Devante Greer $799.52, AA4635A Latichia Macon $1,348.40, 1064 Angel Jurado $530.50, 1872 ronny neal $1,248.62, AA0770B steven johnson $1,352.45, 1461 Johnny Rice $623.60 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, Fl 32703; 1299 Hannah McGrath $1,258.40, 1296 Zachery Rainwater $1,021.08, 1315 Brandy Martinez $1,497.40, 1139 tamera harris $768.75, 1170 Miguel Hernandez $1,023.20, 1184 TERENCE MCCLAIN $989.25, 1336 Juana Rodriguez $524.90, 1189 christoper rhiner $906.50, 1108 ES TEBAN FELICIANO $980.75, 1250 JOSE SANTANA $1,100.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; C132 Marqueshia Dean $1,104.60, B136 Marie Suffrena $1,309.52, AA4031K Stephen Allison $1,053.05, C116 carlos Abad $1,104.60, AA8028H Alexandra Smith $1,427.30, C106 Jennifer Sweeney $921.00, C127 Decinia Williams $1,309.52, A100 ANTHONY GUENTHER $1,131.25, E108 Sophia Roberson $1,309.52, B109 Marisol Lozada $1,064.85, AA6337F Yazmary Franco $1,982.80, AA4805H Charline Rodriguez $2,699.75, A110 Weinfrid Lundor $921.00, AA8880F Yazmary Franco $2,004.50, AA4811K Alexandra Smith $1,427.30, AA4101E Charline Rodriguez $2,699.75 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Semoran Blvd, 2055 State Rd 436, Winter Park, Fl 32792; 2472 daniel jackson $816.82, 2452 nikita lewis $569.04, 2612 jackenson janvier $729.22, 1309 SAMANO AESTHETICS $1,423.86, 2328 Julio Bermudez $1,064.82, 2049 Akeem George $855.84, 1674 Mystery Room $835.79, 1691 XIOMARA SANCHEZ $431.08, 1233 roxanne razzani $1,248.82, 2002 Mystery Room $644.18, 1683 Micah talley $488.24, 1116 LEON ARDO SANTANA $662.64, 1673 Candice Buchanan $682.16, 1183 AMMON POW ELL $743.15, 1074 Trinity Torres $622.89, 1008 MILTON MONTESDEOCA $807.52, 1248 LEONARDO SANTANA $662.64, 2454 johnny core $429.51, 1601 Mark Owens $383.32, 1006-09 MILTON SMITH $1,326.60 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Longwood, 650 North Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; A095 Joshua Fox $484.48, A096 CHARLES PARRISH $702.50, B035 Carlos Perez $495.00, A055 linda mccrea $835.74, E015 Joseph Barbosa $399.28, B057-58 Eboni Carty $654.88 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Lake Mary Blvd, 3851 S Orlando Drive, Sanford, Fl 32773; 0001 Angele Torres $825.15, 2719 cedric robinson $1,097.74, 1274 Jorge Vargas $457.86, 1414 haley pryor $654.03, 1611 PATRICIA LINDEMAN $672.34, 1288 darrell cof fee $458.77, 1564 Christine Velasquez $1,076.44, 1061 Mark Denis $914.03, 2502 Micheal Mendez $554.03, 5046 Alexander Bankert $900.76, 1152 Orlando Pagan $900.20, 1635 Shanoel Roberts $995.53, 1563 vernetta walker $458.77, 1130 rid dick bowe $1,119.90, 1245 Damian Brown $854.91, 1447 brandon hughes $362.01, 2221 JESSICA HARRIS $740.08, 1282 MARCIA JONES $527.94, 1645 jasmine jackson $676.20, 1290 rodrasha taylor $429.01, 1627 GONZALO CALOMARDE $865.00, 1549 michele crandall $524.08 U-Haul Moving & Storage of Sanford, 3101 S Orlando Drive, Sanford, FL 32773; 0172 Ashley Cobbs $922.22, 1103 James Gibson $384.20, 1385 Alixandra Gruvis $1,286.30, 1303 Charles Sanders $604.84, 1534 TYESHA BOUIE $743.50, 1372 DAWN DUVALL $437.40, AA1093H Jason Campbell $1,448.80, AA2125A Jason Campbell $1,448.80, AA4037A Savanah Echevarria $2,661.10, 1353 Sheldrina Richards $607.80, AA5395N steven johnson $1,352.45, 0161 NOEL RIVERA $977.59, 1932 Joeseph Holden $370.75, 1754 Imuran Charlemagne $607.80, 1280 Sylvester Branford $879.20, 0119 Tony Posey $799.52, 1366 DANIEL PEREZ ACEVEDO $842.08, AA8897K sandra Benda $920.50, 1634 Adam Whiteside $831.50, 0107 Devante Greer $799.52, AA4635A Latichia Macon $1,348.40, 1064 Angel Jurado $530.50, 1872 ronny neal $1,248.62, AA0770B steven johnson $1,352.45, 1461 Johnny Rice $623.60, 1224 Handel Dormus $541.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Sanford on Rinehart Road, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, Fl 32771; 1067 Lomicia Whitaker $660.57, 4037 Sean and hawa Roberts $993.00, 2070 Aaron Burrell $921.04, 3081 Cory Tischler $922.84. NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCK ERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SEC TIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8:00am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul at Gatorland: 14651 Gatorland dr Orlando FL, 32837 09/12/2022 720 Olga Galvez, 275 Lydiaris Morales, 223 Kiana Figueroa, 556 caleb maxie, 935 Angel Roman, 1023 Stefany Ayala, 368 JOHN EUSTACE, 693 JANET BAKER, 316 Jeff Zellerkraut, 527 Michael Zurita, 914 Jen nifer Mata, 459 ANASTASIA HACKETT, 1106 BRIAN DUPUIS, 879 Christian Roux, 691 JANET BAKER, 887 MAYRA SAN TIAGO, 210 Jorge Merced, 865 Biljanis Diaz Uhaul at Kissimmee: 8546 W Irlo Bronson Memorial hwy Kissimmee FL, 34747 09/12/2022 1748 Emilio/Yullie velez, 2407 fidela torres, 2376 Kaylea Nicholas, 2111 derrick campbell, 1903 Atnia Avila, 1546 Amy Quisenberry Faustine, 2023 Tynnel phillips, 2284 Travis Kollman, 2329 Manny Velez, 2178 Christopher Hay, 1625 Vitor Cantalejo, 2256 Natalya Willis, 1520 Laquesha DuBose, 1605 STEVEN GINDLESBERGER, 2397 Brian Paulino Uhaul at Orange Blossom tr: 13301 S Orange Blossom Trl Orlando FL, 32837 09/12/2022 2512 theresa schage, 2058 corey spect, 1726 SOSTRE MIGUEL, 2040 Tiffany Parker, 3511 George Hernandez, 1601 Adrian Valdez, 1205 matt thomas, 2023 Andrea Griffith, 1231 gustavo CELLI, 3311 Jesus Diaz, 3322 JOSE CRUZ COLLAZO, 2225 Alisa Martin, 3021 TIMOTHY ERICKSON, 3080 Jaquan Clendeeing, 2021 Natalie Ruiz, 3168 Star Breedlove-Biggers, 1033 BRYON WARD, 1620 Gloria Casey, 2519 Allan Umphrey, 2030 Donald Jones, 2146 JULIAN GOMEZ, 3012 STAR BREEDLOVE, 2111 Luis Caraballo, 1510 Sara Cascio, 3503 gustavo CELLI, 3086 genny dixon, 3331 JOSELYN RIOS RIVERA, 2618 Jonathan Fisher, 1708 Massiel Matias, 2409 Keiko Mendarozqueta, 1020 Alfredyna Rojas, 3052 NTD SOFTWARE SOLUTIONS, 2313 ALEXIS TOVAR, 1048 Massiel Matias, 3412 RICELIZ MARRERO. Uhaul at Haines City: 3307 US-17 N Haines City FL, 33844 09/12/2022 F0624 Allen Moore, F0676 jeanne sheriff, H0905 Einezre Jones, F0606 Shanita Brown, E0522 Allen Moore, G0799 JOSE SANCHEZ, G0781 Takijah Rasheed, A0134 Martin Reid, F0616 James or janice Copeland, G0703 Luz Tores, G0733 Ingrid Torres.
Notice of Public Sale: Personal Property of the following tenants will be sold at public auction to the highest bidder for cash to. Contents may include household items, luggage, toys, furniture, clothing, commercial equipment, etc. Auction to be held at Compass Self Storage, 203 Neighborhood Market Rd Orlando, FL 32825 on September 9th, 2022 at 11:00 am or thereafter. Viewing at time of sale only. The owners or their agents reserve the right to bid on any unit and also to refuse any bid. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Sale is subject to adjourn ment. 114 - Felix Gonzalez 2054 - Kendyl Vermeulen 2108 - Bree Seidemann
LABORATORY TECHNICIAN for Siemens Energy Inc. (Casselberry, FL) to prfrm quntve & qultve anlys. Req. Bach (or frgn equiv) in Mech Eng, or a rel fld, & 8 yrs of exp in the job offrd in an altrnv occu. Mst hve 8 yrs exp w/ flwng skls: Thrmdynmcs of gas turbns, cmbnd cycl pwr plnts & steam turbns; knwldg to read & undrstnd Heat Blnc dgrms & P&ID’s; Mech & elec skls needed for instrmntn inspctn; adv Excel skls incl VBA; knwldg of imprtexprt regltns for intrntnl shpg w/ appld exp in exprt dcumntn; undrstndg reqs of calbrtn & calbrtn prcdurs w/ adv knwldg in calbrtn sw; exprt user exprtse in Labview, Excel, Fluke & MCPS. *Emplyr will acpt 2 yrs of exp in lieu of a bach dgr. Approx 75% trvl reqd. Mst be wlng to be mdcly clrd to work at hgts, in cnfnd spcs, in hot envts, wearng an air prfyg rsprtr, & wrkg in vcnty of elec equpmnt. Mst be able to prvd info for, & obtn, clrnc for nuclr plnt access incl mntl hlth, drug & alchl, as well as crmnl bckgrnd chcks. Hazmat certifi reqd. As fdrl contrctr, Siemens Energy conti to mntr fdrl & state lgl gdelns rgrdg COVID-19 vacin mndte. Siemens Energy is pausg its mndtry vacne plcy whl issue is adrsed by courts. SEI will mntr situa clsly & may rimplmnt its plcy if reqd to cmply w/ fdrl law. Shld vacne plcy be remplmntd, ths pstn reqs emplys to be fly vacntd agnst COVID-19 unls thy are grntd a mdcl or rlgious accom. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Energy Inc., 4400 N Alafaya Trail Orlando, FL 32826. Ref MK/MT. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly. Landscape Designer in Orlando, FL. Prepare graphic representations of pro posed landscape architectural designs; consult with clients & architects on landscape design projects; dvlp market ing materials, proposals & presentations; analyze data on conditions such as site location & drainage. Bachelor’s Deg in Architecture + 6 months of exp in job of fered or as CAD Drafter or Architectural Drafter req’d. Mail resume to: Innova tions Design Group, Inc., Attn: HR, 101 S. Garland Ave, Ste 202, Orlando, FL 32801. Market Analyst needed for Ben Laube Homes, Windermere, FL anly. Mrkt. trends. Seek & prvd. Info. to help mngm. Dtrm. Pos. in real est. mrkt. in res., com. Prop. & prop. Mngm. Anly. Hist. data to detr. Fut. trends & to set trgt. Col. & anly. data on cust. demographics, pref., needs to ident. Pot. Markt. & fact. Affect. real est. price & demand. Req. BS Mang. or rel. fld.. F/T mail resume @ Ben Laube, 4521 Foreland Place, Orlando Fl 32812. Medical Laboratory Tech in Kissimmee, FL. Req. Bachelor’s in Medical Lab. Technology or Medical Lab Science or foreign equiv. + 24 mos. exp in the job off’d. Mail resumes to: Osceola Regional Hospital, Inc dba Osceola Regional Medical Center, Att HR Dept, 700 W Oak St, Kissimmee, FL 34741.
NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2019 HYUNDAI VIN: KMHC85LC1KU119238 2021 MITS VIN: JA4APUAU0MU030682 2013 DODGE VIN: 1C3CDZAB8DN540490 To be sold at auction at 8:00 am. on Sep tember 14, 2022 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC TO CREDITORS
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contrctl dvlpnts & plnt opr. Req. Bach (or frgn equiv) in Fince, Busn Admin, Accntg, or a rel fld, & 2 yrs of exp in job ofrd or an acptbl altrnt occup. Mst hve 2 yrs exp w/ flwng skls: IT Skls inclg MS Office, spcfcaly strng Excel/PwrPnt knwldg, SAP Exp; prfcient in Alteryx & Tableau; exp w/ Proj Mgmt, Mrktg, & Cost Estmtn; Intrntnl exp; thorough undrstndg of GAAP & IFRS; Fincl Plang / Reprtg exp. Approx 5% trvl reqd. As fdrl contrctr, Siemens Energy conti to mntr fdrl & state lgl gdelns rgrdg COVID-19 vacin mndte. Siemens Energy
Tanya White Esq., TW Law Group, PLLC 7530 Citrus Ave Winter Park, Florida 32792 Published in the Orlando Weekly in the 8/24 and 8/31 issues. Employment Accounting Clerk needed for Simplefile, Kissimmee, FL: Maint. books using QuickBooks Online incl. recon. & issu. inv. & pmts. for biz. clients; Per. fin. calc., int. chgs., bal., discount., eq., & prin.; Coll., intp. & prep. firm’s fin. stmt.; Prep. & process payroll; Req. 2 yrs. exp. in acct. Full time mail resume @ 3121 Armstrong Spring Dr., Kissimmee, FL 34744. Business Specialist needed for Magnus Solutions Group Inc., to cond. rsrch. to id. new clients; Cond. rsrch. to id. needs of extg. clients; Dev. micro-targeting strat. to id. specif. areas that tend to need the comp. types of servs. the most; Rsrch. competitors
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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Preston’s Towing. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 07:00 am 605 E Donegan Ave, Kissimmee, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 9/17/2022 9/18/2022 9/19/2022 2018WBA4W7C50JAB87591BMW
Construction Mgmt: Plan, schedule, coord commercial & residential real es tate construction. Prep budgets, reports, manage cost tracking. Identify suitable land; analyze use of land & zoning regs. Obtain permits for dev. degree
NOTICE OF SALE
The administra tion of the estate of JENNIFER JANELL KIMBLE-KING, deceased, whose date of death was March 17, 2022, and whose social security number is xxx-xx-5756, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the ad dress of which is 425 North Orange Av enue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal represen tative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other per sons having claims or demands against decedent’ estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court within the later of THREE (3) MONTHS AFTER the time of the first publication of this notice OR THIRTY (30) DAYS AFTER the date of service of a copy of this notice on them. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court within THREE (3) MONTHS AFTER the date of the first publication of this notice. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOR EVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS FOREVER BARRED. Representative: JAMES KIMBLE the Estate: to understand if the is keeping up with strat. to more Meet with to to to @ # Project Manager for Inc. (Orlando, to on is & its plcy if reqd to cmply w/ fdrl law. Shld vacne plcy be remplmntd, ths pstn reqs emplys to be fly vacntd agnst COVID-19 unls thy are grntd a mdcl or rlgious accom. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Energy Inc., 4400 N Alafaya Trail Orlando, FL 32826. Ref MK/FMN. Must be authrzed to wrk in US FINANCIALprmnntly.ANALYST for Siemens En ergy Inc. (Orlando, FL) to drctly suprt Latn Amrc Intrntnl Busn team. Req. Bach (or frgn equiv) in Eco, Fince, Accntg, Busn Admin, or a rel fld, & 3 yrs of exp in Enrgy sctr or in an acptbl altrnt occup. Mst hve 3 yrs exp w/ flwng skls: alctns & brdns; exp w/ SAP; exp w/ rprtng mthdlgy & accntg prncpls for hyprinfltnry ecnms. Approx 20% trvl reqd. As fdrl contrctr, Siemens Energy conti to mntr fdrl & state lgl gdelns rgrdg COVID-19 vacin mndte. Siemens Energy is pausg its mndtry vacne plcy whl issue is adrsed by courts. SEI will mntr situa clsly & may rimplmnt its plcy if reqd to cmply w/ fdrl law. Shld vacne plcy be remplmntd, ths pstn reqs emplys to be fly vacntd agnst COVID-19 unls thy are grntd a mdcl or rlgious accom. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Energy Inc., 4400 N Alafaya Trail Orlando, FL 32826. Ref MK/OM. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly.
6979 Kingspointe Pkwy,
10, Orlando, FL 32819. FINANCE: Commercial
is accepted. 5yrs exp in construction mgmt, incl. exp. w/: real estate market research & analysis; zon ing regs & change processes; assessing construction materials; analysis of arch. plans & drawings; securing capital; loans & underwriting processes, land purchasing. Work location: Construction & Design Group of FL, Orlando. CV to kburkett@cdgfla.com GO TO ORLANDOJOBS.COM & ENTER THE JOB NUMBER IN KEYWORD FIELD TO LOCATE THIS POSTION 401k Generation 401k6529011Generation City of Casselberry City of65289476528951CasselberryCHEPCHEP His and Hers Roofing His and Hers SeminoleSeminoleTrajectorTrajector6528933RoofingServicesServices6528866StateCollegeofFloridaStateCollegeofFlorida6528730SCDataCenterInc.SCDataCenterInc.6528700OrlandoJobs.comOrlandoJobs.com6528680TTECTTEC6528626TheMallatMilleniaTheMallatMillenia6528601EnergyAirInc.EnergyAirInc.6528460PerformanceFoodGroup/PFGPerformanceFoodGroup/PFG6528457
