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NEWS+ VIEWS 7 ICYMI + ‘This Modern World’

Bigots celebrate a win in Florida, three anti-vax Disney employees claim they were fired unlawfully, and other news you may have missed last week

9 Informed Dissent

Yeah, it might be time to panic. It is not hyperbole to say this Supreme Court constitutes a democratic crisis

13 Welcome to Orlando

Getting to know your City Beautiful

15 Mark your calendars

There’s fun to be had all year long in Orlando

17 Sound travels

A newcomer’s map to the real Orlando music scene

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21 High spirits

44 Selections of the Week

27 Roam if you want to

Our picks of the best things to do and see this week, plus plenty of event listings

49 Free Will Astrology

Your horoscope for the week of July 13-19

49 Gimme Shelter

It’s the dog days of summer — and the Orange County Animal Services shelter needs your help

50 Savage Love

‘Licensed and Bonded,’ plus ‘Ripley’s Believe It or Not!’

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25 Grub hub

Orlando used to be known as the “chain capital” of the world. But it’s grown up into a serious foodie destination, thank you very much Experience the wild, natural side of Orlando

31 Culture Vultures

There’s something for every eye and ear in Orlando’s theaters and museums

35 It’s such a perfect day, I’m glad I spent it with you

The ladies of Le Petite Fete walk you through a day well spent in Orlando

37 Laugh it up

Top spots to catch stand-up comedy in the City Beautiful

41 Parallel parking

Orlando residents are lucky enough to live practically next door to the world’s favorite theme parks

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BY ALEX GALBRAITH, NICOLLE OSORIO AND THE NEWS SERVICE OF FLORIDA

Bigots celebrate a win in Florida, UCF teachers draw attention to idiotic “Stop WOKE” law, three anti-vax Disney employees claim they were fired unlawfully and other news you may have missed last week. »

In what at times appeared more like a tent revival than an agency rule hearing, state health officials last week received public input on a proposal that would deny Medicaid coverage for treatments such as puberty-blocking medication and hormone therapy for transgender people. The state Agency for Health Care Administration rolled out the proposed rule in June, drawing harsh criticism from national and state legal and LGBTQ-advocacy groups. Friday’s meeting drew more than 150 people, with supporters of the proposed rule — many of them sporting “Let Kids Be Kids” decals and making biblical references — vastly outnumbering opponents. Speakers supporting the proposal included a Baptist minister, members of the Florida Citizens Alliance, the head of the Christian Family Coalition, the founder of the Florida Prayer Network, a representative of the Florida Federation of Republican Women and a man carrying a giant American flag on a pole. In contrast to typically staid rule hearings, the crowd at last Friday’s session frequently broke out in applause and more than once attempted to shout down opponents of the proposal. The proposed rule centers on treatment for gender dysphoria, which the federal government defines as clinically “significant distress that a person may feel when sex or gender assigned at birth is not the same as their identity.” Under the proposed rule, the Medicaid program would not cover puberty-blocking medication, hormones and hormone “antagonists,” sex-reassignment surgeries and any “other procedures that alter primary or secondary sexual characteristics.”

UCF English Department suspends anti-racism statement following the passage of Stop WOKE Act in Florida In 2021, University of Central Florida’s English department enacted an anti-racism statement in solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement, committing to ensuring that BLM wasn’t just a moment but a movement to support all minorities. “We are tasked with developing the next generation of writers, thinkers, and citizens who will carry out this message until there is no longer a need to remind others that Black Lives Matter,” UCF’s English Department said in the statement. Ensuring that writers of color are represented, supporting students of color, and creating opportunities for them were some of the initiatives of the Anti-Racism statement. The retraction comes after Florida’s “Stop WOKE Act” took effect last Friday. The new law restricts how certain race-related concepts are taught in public schools and workplace training. The legislation prohibits school districts, colleges, and universities from discussing many concepts, all nebulously floating around a right-wing understanding of “critical race theory.” The legislation bars businesses and schools from teaching that any group is “inherently racist, sexist, or oppressive, whether consciously or unconsciously,” that being born in a certain group carries privileges and bars these institutions from inflicting guilt or psychological distress on people. ACLU Interim Director Amy Turkel said the law infringes “on teachers’ and employers’ First Amendment rights and chills their ability to use concepts like systemic racism and gender discrimination to teach about and discuss important American history.” One such example can be seen in the retraction. The department added a disclaimer to the top of the statement saying, “As of July 1, 2022, the statement is suspended as it violates Florida law.” After the statement began to circulate with the disclaimer, the disclaimer was removed. UCF said that they had no part in the department’s decision. “The department took this action, which was not required by the law, without any direction from the university. … Freedom of speech, civil discourse and academic freedom are at the core of our values,” the college communications department stated.

has routinely denied any allegations against him. The most recent date for Greenberg’s sentencing hearing was August. The same week that his attorney filed a motion to submit details of Greenberg’s cooperation under seal, U.S. District Judge Gregory Presnell signed an order that pushed the hearing to Dec. 1. No justification was given in the order.

Anti-trans bigots celebrate proposed Florida rule to bar genderaffirming care under Medicaid

Fired anti-vax Walt Disney World employees sue company claiming discrimination Three fired Walt Disney World workers are suing the theme park, claiming that their policies around masking and COVID-19 vaccination amounted to religious discrimination. In a lawsuit filed June 30, Barbara Andreas, Stephen Cribb, and Adam Pajer claimed that their religious beliefs were not respected when the company required non-vaccinated employees to mask up. They were allowed to return to work following the end of blanket masking protocols at the park and were not required to receive the vaccine. Disney at first mandated vaccines for its non-union employees but was forced to walk back that move following the passage of a law that made such mandates illegal in the state of Florida. The three employees were fired for refusing to follow additional requirements for unvaccinated employees between March and June of this year. While some claimed that the masking protocol was against their religion, others claimed that they were singled out and demeaned by the requirement to wear a face mask. Andreas sought a religious exemption and was denied by park management. “Religious creed includes my dress and my grooming practices, including what I put on my head or face. Wearing a face covering is an affront of my Christian beliefs. Further, participating in a medical experiment, such as COVID testing or vaccines, is also a violation of my religious beliefs,” Andreas claimed in the suit. Pajer claimed that management “treated him as if he were leprous” after he refused to wear a mask. “Managers are starting to discriminate against people who didn’t take the experimental propaganda procedures,” Pajer wrote in a group chat with other employees this February. “I told them it was discriminatory and I will at this time not be complying and asked for them to call HR.” The lawsuit falls under a Florida law on retaliation for whistleblowing, as the trio claims that they were all terminated after reporting the company to state authorities for violation of laws around COVID-19 and vaccination. They are seeking an unspecified amount in damages over their lost wages and attorney fees.

Joel Greenberg’s sentencing delayed until December Joel Greenberg’s sentencing has been pushed back yet again. The former Seminole County Tax Collector is facing a raft of federal charges, including sex trafficking and wire fraud. His sentencing has been delayed several times so that Greenberg can cooperate in federal investigations into his former associates. Greenberg was originally facing 33 charges, but that wall of accusations was dropped in a plea deal that saw him admitting to six felonies and agreeing to share information about other targets of federal probes. One of those targets is widely believed to be Florida congressman Matt Gaetz, who ran with the tax collector before his resignation and arrest. Greenberg has admitted to trafficking a minor. This same minor is thought to be at the heart of the probe into Gaetz. Venmo transactions between the congressman and Greenberg seem to show him arranging escorts for the Chipley legislator. Gaetz orlandoweekly.com

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IT’S TIME TO PANIC It is not hyperbole to say this court constitutes a democratic crisis. BY JEFFREY C. BILLMAN

n the early Trump years, I worried about being hyperbolic — that sounding the alarm about his corruption and authoritarianism would look silly when he made it through his term without breaking the world. By the end of the Trump presidency, I worried that I wasn’t being hyperbolic enough — that I and other political writers weren’t sounding enough alarms about the damage he’d done to the rule of law, about how dangerously illiberal his Republican Party had become, about how our democratic institutions weren’t strong enough to handle his full-frontal assault. Having gone through the same mental roller coaster with the U.S. Supreme Court, I feel safe telling you to hit the panic button. Yes, the decision overturning Roe was horrific, though not unexpected. The same goes for decisions curtailing the EPA’s authority to regulate carbon emissions and states’ ability to license handguns, not to mention rulings that shredded whatever’s left of the wall between church and state. (I found especially galling Clarence Thomas’ opinion authorizing Arizona to execute an innocent man because his lawyers sucked, and them’s the breaks.) No court in recent history has upended American society more than this one did in June — and almost none of it for the better. Through their adherence to whatever version of originalism suits their ideological needs, six justices rendered this country less equal, less free and more dangerous. It is not hyperbole to say this court constitutes a democratic crisis. Nor is it hyperbole to say the court has a legitimacy crisis: Five of the six conservatives were nominated by presidents who lost the popular vote — three of whom were confirmed by senators who represented well under half the country’s population — and the sixth is married to a right-wing activist involved in the insurrection. But I don’t want to talk about what the court did. I want to talk about what the court’s going to do next. It’s not hyperbole to say that by this time next year, five justices might have laid waste to even a nominal notion of democracy, all but guaranteeing decades of Republican rule. On June 30, the court announced that it would hear a case called Moore v. Harper in its fall term, which means — frighteningly — that at least four justices didn’t dismiss the crackpot “independent state legislature theory” out of hand. Quick backstory: North Carolina’s General Assembly has been battling with state and federal courts over its legislative and congressional districts ever since Republicans took power in 2011. In 2019, one of these cases — Rucho v. Common Cause — made its way to the Supreme Court, which ruled 5–4 that the federal constitution does not ban excessive partisan gerrymandering because it’s beyond the court’s scope to decide what’s excessive.

Six justices have quickly rendered this country less equal, less free and more dangerous. PHOTO BY BEN VON KLEMPERER

Writing for the majority, Chief Justice John Roberts suggested that reformers look to states: “The States, for example, are actively addressing the issue on a number of fronts. In 2015, the Supreme Court of Florida struck down that State’s congressional districting plan as a violation of the Fair Districts Amendment to the Florida Constitution. … Indeed, numerous other States are restricting partisan considerations in districting through legislation. One way they are doing so is by placing power to draw electoral districts in the hands of independent commissions.” That’s what happened. Ahead of the 2020 election, a North Carolina state court struck down the partisan gerrymander the Supreme Court didn’t touch. After the General Assembly redrew districts for the 2022 election, the state Supreme Court — which Democrats control 4–3 — blocked them again and ultimately drew its own congressional lines. House Speaker Tim Moore and Senate leader Phil Berger asked the U.S. Supreme Court to intervene. Justices Thomas, Neil Gorsuch and Samuel Alito voted for an injunction; Brett Kavanaugh said he might consider one under different circumstances. So no injunction, but the case lived on — oral arguments this fall, a ruling next spring. The case centers on the Constitution’s Elections Clause: “The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof.” (Another clause says basically the same thing about presidential elections.) In essence, the General Assembly argues that state courts and constitutions cannot protect voting rights in federal elections — a view that wildly misunderstands the Founders and has been repeatedly rejected by the Supreme Court over the last century.

That, however, was before the Federalist Society took over. Now, this longstanding precedent likely rests on the shoulders of Amy Comey Barrett. So the question probably isn’t how the court will rule, but how extreme its 5–4 ruling will be. In the worst-case scenario, not only would state courts be barred from blocking partisan gerrymanders, voter ID laws, absentee ballots or even laws that toss ballots for the hell of it, but governors might lose their veto over election-related laws, and any laws or constitutional provisions requiring independent redistricting would go out the window. At the risk of confusing you: The above would apply only to federal elections, not state elections. So while a governor could veto and a state court could strike down a voter ID law as it pertains to state elections, it could not do so for the federal part of the ballot — which is a logistical nightmare in the making. Of course, voting rights could still be enforced by federal courts — though the Roberts Court has been systematically destroying the Voting Rights Act for a decade, so good luck. But most state constitutions, including North Carolina’s, consider federal rights the floor, not the ceiling. Republicans are asking the court to make the ceiling the floor, all so they can circumvent the state’s constitutional requirements and grab unwarranted power for themselves. The kicker: A North Carolina law spells out the process for challenging legislative districts in state courts. In other words, the General Assembly already prescribed the manner for dealing with these controversies. There’s no reason for the Supreme Court to get involved. Unless, that is, it’s looking for an excuse to make our democracy less democratic. I hope that’s hyperbole. Get more at billman.substack.com.

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elcome to Orlando! You certainly picked a wild time to move to Florida! (We kid! Or do we?) It’s become almost a cliché to say that there’s much more to Orlando than the theme parks and the International Drive tourist corridor. But it’s true! And it truly takes a lot of time-intensive digging and focused wandering to get to the real beating heart(s) of Orlando. So we thought maybe we could save you some time. To that end, we’ve turned to a number of subject experts on the cultural life of the City Beautiful, and they’re giving you — our brand-new Weekly reader! — the benefit of their years of experience in exploring Orlando and uncovering its many hidden gems. Within the action-packed pages of this Newcomers Guide, you’ll find cheat sheets and key tips on Orlando’s food, spirits, theme parks, music, arts, the great outdoors, comedy, special events … even some insight on how to while away a day in the city. And the majority don’t even require novelty mouse ears. Happy hunting! Your fearless guides: Faiyaz Kara, Sarah Kinbar, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Matthew Moyer, Nicolette Shurba, Jessica Bryce Young and Le Petite Fete

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There’s fun to be had all year long in Orlando! We’ll see you there

here are fun events happening in the Orlando area year-round. To help you find your faves, we’ve put together a quick guide to some of the ones that happen around the same time every year.

JANUARY Vrbo Citrus Bowl Jan. 2, 2023 citrusbowlorlando.com The Citrus Bowl plays host to one of the BCS games to kick off the year right in Orlando.

Central Florida Scottish Highland Games Jan. 14-15, 2023 flascot.com Annual weekend of caber tossing, axe throwing, sheep-herding, drinking, eating and dancing.

Zora! Festival January 2023 zorafestival.org Eatonville’s most famous writer gets a festival in her honor every year featuring live music, arts and educational activities.

FEBRUARY Lunar New Year Dragon Parade February 2023 centralfloridadragonparade.org Celebrate the Lunar New Year with a festive Dragon Parade on the streets of Mills 50.

Otronicon February 2023 osc.org Showcase of cutting-edge technology from industry leaders, providing a glimpse of the nottoo-distant future.

MARCH Florida Strawberry Festival March 2-12, 2023 flstrawberryfestival.com One of the biggest agricultural fairs in the state brings in big names for concerts and all the rides and fair food you can handle.

Arab Festival Orlando March 2023 facebook.com/aaccflorida Try plenty of Middle Eastern food while seeing live performances on the bandshell stage.

Central Florida Fair March 2023 centralfloridafair.com Showcasing the best in midway rides, live entertainment, livestock and fried fair fare.

Orlando Holi Festival March 11, 2023 indianhorizonfl.com Celebrate the Hindi spring festival with dancing, music and plenty of colored powder to throw at each other.

Winter Park Sidewalk Art Festival March 17-19, 2023 wpsaf.org Browse through booths from talented artists and vendors at one of the country’s oldest, largest, most prestigious art festivals.

MegaCon March 30-April 2, 2023 fanexpohq.com/megaconorlando Central Florida’s largest comic and media convention brings in big names from the worlds of television, film, comics and more for a huge celebration of pop culture.

APRIL Florida Film Festival April 2023 floridafilmfestival.com Whether you’re a fan of dramas, comedies, documentaries or shorts, the Florida Film Festival has it all.

Orlando Taco Week April 2023 orlandotacoweek.com Restaurants across the area offer special takes on their favorite taco recipes at reduced prices, and you need to try them all!

Spring Fiesta in the Park April 2023

fiestainthepark.com This biannual block party brings vendors, entertainment, food and more to downtown’s Lake Eola Park.

MAY Orlando Fringe May 16-29, 2023 orlandofringe.org Thespians from all over the world descend on the theater complex at Loch Haven for two weeks of performances.

Beer ’Merica May 2023 beermericaorlando.com Celebrating American Craft Beer Week, this outdoors all-day beer festival spotlights more than 100 American craft brews, along with live music, games and giveaways.

JUNE Bite30 June 2023, bite30.com A monthlong celebration of the best food Central Florida has to offer, with special prix fixe menus at each participating restaurant.

Gay Days June 1-5, 2023 onemagicalweekend.com, girlsinwonderland.com Two of the biggest LGBTQ+ gatherings in the country convene on the first weekend in June to hit the theme parks with associated gatherings, parties and more.

JULY Fireworks at the Fountain July 4, 2023 orlando.gov Nothing says patriotism like the “oohs” and “ahhs” elicited by the spectacular, choreographed firework and light show at Lake Eola each year.

Tacos & Tequila July 30, 2022 tacosandtequilaorlando.com Try dozens of takes on everyone’s favorite Tex-Mex one-handed treat.

SEPTEMBER

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Halloween Horror Nights Sept. 2-Oct. 31, 2022 halloweenhorrornights.com This year’s Blumhouse frights, Universal Monsters and Mr. Halloween himself, Michael Myers.

OCTOBER Creative City Project: Immerse Returning in October 2023 immersefest.com The Creative City Project offers up a weekend of live performing arts scattered throughout public spaces in downtown Orlando.

Indie-Folkfest Oct. 8, 2022 mennellomuseum.org The Mennello hosts this daylong outdoor concert in the sculpture garden with food and drink vendors as well as local artists displaying wares.

Autumn Art Festival Oct. 8-9, 2022 autumnartfestival.org Taking over Winter Park’s Central Park, this massive juried art festival presents the best and brightest in local artists and artisans.

Come Out With Pride Oct. 15, 2022 comeoutwithpride.com Our favorite downtown parade party celebrates the LGBTQ+ community.

Electric Daisy Carnival Nov. 11-3, 2022 orlando.electricdaisycarnival.com The premier EDM festival makes a stop at historic Tinker Field every year to showcase the best in contemporary dance music, otherworldly scenery and psychedelic lightshows.

Orlando Beer Festival Nov. 12, 2022 orlandobeerfestival.com Orlando’s only large-scale legitimate craft beer festival that attracts brewers and guests from all over Florida.

Florida Blue Florida Classic Nov. 19, 2022 floridaclassic.org Annual football game between Bethune-Cookman University and Florida A&M.

FusionFest Nov. 26-27, 2022 fusionfest.org Multicultural celebration in downtown Orlando that features an array of aromas, sights, sounds, tastes, textures and films that represent the diverse origins and ethnicities of our community.

DECEMBER

Orlando Film Festival Oct. 27-Nov. 3, 2022 orlandofilmfest.com The Orlando Film Festival brings hundreds of independent filmmakers downtown for several days of screenings, panels and parties.

NOVEMBER

Christmas in the Park Dec. 1, 2022 morsemuseum.org The Morse Museum decorates Central Park with stained glass windows and the Bach Festival Choir performs a Christmas concert.

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Orlando Greek Fest Nov. 4-6, 2022 orlandogreekfest.com Enjoy authentic Greek food, music and dancing, along with a huge indoor market for Greek goods.

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Nov. 5-6, 2022 fiestainthepark.com This biannual block party brings vendors, entertainment, food and more to downtown’s Lake Eola Park.

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Dec. 11, 2022 instagram.com/grandma_party Handmade crafts from local artisans and live music from local bands make this our favorite quirky stop for holiday shopping.

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SOUND TRAVELS A newcomer’s map to the real Orlando music scene

elcome to Orlando. Truly, we mean that. No doubt, you’ve been seeing Florida a lot in the headlines lately. Just know that we’re not all like those knuckle-dragging Gilead motherfuckers running things in Tallahassee. We’re an out and inclusive city, especially in our music scene. And here’s where you can get legitimately local.

LIVE MUSIC Between Hard Rock Live, House of Blues, Dr. Phillips Center, Orlando Amphitheater, Amway Center and Camping World Stadium, the major touring acts are covered. But those are just places to see concerts. A music scene, however, is where you’re not just at shows but among the artists. For that, the Mills 50 neighborhood — specifically, the 1000 block of Mills Avenue — is what you need to know first. Nothing embodies the essence of the city’s underground like the gateway of Will’s Pub and Uncle Lou’s. Will’s is one of Orlando’s most storied music institutions and arguably the de facto heart of the city’s music scene. Most of the buzzworthy indie acts that come through are on the Will’s Pub stage. Rock, punk, Americana, metal, electronic, rap — all of it happens here in a safe space where you’ll rub elbows with the scene’s musicians and movers. Add in intimate sister bar Lil Indie’s and patio bar Dirty Laundry, where more intimate performances happen, and the Will’s Pub mini-complex easily becomes one of Orlando’s most high-value destinations for live music. But Uncle Lou’s a block down Mills is where Orlando’s freak flag flies loudest. A true DIY dive, Lou’s is the hothouse for the area’s experimental and outsider artists. Between Will’s and Lou’s, you’ll get the most happening, most authentic street-level snapshot of the Orlando music scene every night of the week. In Audubon Park, Park Ave CDs — Orlando’s flagship independent record shop — hosts in-store performances and appearances by local stars and touring indie names. Nearby Stardust Video & Coffee is a favorite neo-boho hangout featuring an eclectic range of music. Another fertile hub is the burgeoning Milk District. The grand old Plaza Live packs a concert calendar on par with House of Blues. The native pulse in this neighborhood is in spots like Iron Cow and the Nook on Robinson, where interesting live events like the monthly Circuit Church and Please Understand music showcases happen. Downtown, the Social and the Beacham are legendary next-door sister venues featuring primetime concerts and dance nights. In downtown’s Thornton Park neighborhood, the Abbey is a nice mid-sized venue whose concert calendar has gotten conspicuously cooler lately. The most truly local experience

downtown, though, is the Falcon, an intimate neighborhood art bar that occasionally hosts good underground bands. Other noteworthy outposts of live music include the arty Henao Contemporary Center and the headbanging Haven Lounge. Due to its recent urban renaissance, nearby Sanford is also a notable frontier of the greater metro’s live scene with leading stages like Tuffy’s Music Box, which has featured the Drive By Truckers’ Patterson Hood and North Mississippi Allstars, and the newly expanded West End Trading Co., where bands like Less Than Jake can be seen.

DANCE MUSIC Maybe the dance floor’s more your jam than a mosh pit? Well, what you may not, but now should, know about Orlando is that we’ve got deep dancemusic heritage. During the 1990s rave revolution, Orlando was one of the world’s premier dance scenes. Although those glory days are long past, vestiges not only remain but have seen recent revival. Downtown’s Ace Cafe occupies the hallowed space

that was once legendary dance club the Edge. Now, it keeps the Edge’s bass-booming spirit alive with oldschool dance parties stacked with golden-era DJs like Josh Wink, DJ Dan, Frankie Bones and Micro. Their Backyard at the Ace outdoors space keeps the party moving, with a little more elbow room. Nearby, the Vanguard is itself a recent overhaul of another holy spot from Orlando’s club heyday. Originally the home to house-music mecca Club Firestone, a nightclub as globally famous and scenedefining as the aforementioned Edge, the Vanguard upholds the site’s dance pedigree almost full-time. Unlike the throwback glory of the events at Ace, the Vanguard has a more forward foot into the modern EDM world, hosting names like Diplo, Steve Aoki, Flux Pavilion, Shaq Diesel and Subtronics. Rounding out Orlando’s dance scene are hotspots like iconic gay club Southern Nights, classic alternative bastion Barbarella, electronic music magnet Celine and hip-hop haven Tier.

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The crowd going off at Vanguard.

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HIGH SPIRITS

stunning izakaya on the edge of Mills 50. Cozy up in a booth, the outside patio or at the bar sipping warm sake, or choose from one of their cocktail features while enjoying rounds of delicious small plates. We can’t get enough of their “Floral” cocktail and soy–garlic butter mushrooms.

Orlandoans are spoiled for choice when it comes to great bars and tasty bevs

here are few luxuries in life more satisfying than a well-crafted cocktail, and residents of the City Beautiful are fortunate enough to be able to choose from a myriad of cocktail bars and beer houses that fulfill the need for moodtransforming elixirs.

Ann Teague’s Lamp Supply 22 S. Magnolia Ave. Friendly staff, eccentric decor and luscious cocktails make this a bar worth visiting. You’re bound to have a great night sipping their gin-based “Enter the Dragon” while laughing with friends, or maybe someone you’re meeting for the first time.

BauHaus + Hanson’s Shoe Repair 27 E. Pine St. Low lighting, a lone bartender and seating in a narrow hallway create a sense of intimacy at BauHaus, located on the first floor of the historic Hanson Building. Perfect for a date night or to catch up with friends, this bar is home to beautiful drinks and shares space with its sister bar and speakeasy, Hanson’s Shoe Repair. At Hanson’s you can enjoy a drink on the rooftop while silent movies play on the projector. Remember to look up the day’s entry password before you head out for the evening.

The Guesthouse 1321 N. Mills Ave. Open seven days a week, and decorated like a perfectly eclectic Airbnb, this bar is aptly named and a reliable spot for delicious and classic cocktails. While we love their Whiskey Smash and Army-Navy, you’ll be happy with pretty much anything on their menu. The Guesthouse is a neighbor to Black Rooster Taqueria, allowing you an easy and tasty bite before, during or after your drinks.

The Wellborn by decadent red velvet curtains. And if you need to fuel up, Santiago’s Bodega is a few steps away.

The Nook on Robinson 2432 E. Robinson St. A dynamic venue offering beer, cider, wine and more, The Nook on Robinson also hosts Movie Trash screenings and Circuit Church, a regular live electronic music event. Order and enjoy Florida-based beers in house or take them home with you.

Sunroom 1319 N. Mills Ave. Walking into Sunroom is like walking into a wellcurated feed of plants, minimalism and terrazzo features. (It’s the sister bar to the Guesthouse, so that makes sense.) Their custom craft cocktail menu offers over a dozen choices, built for you by knowledgeable bartenders. Arriving early or after their 10 p.m. busy hours is advised, as they often reach capacity on the weekends. After ordering your cocktail (we love the “Amar’e Stoudemire”), step outside to enjoy your drink on their patio, shared with the Guesthouse.

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211 N. Lucerne Circle W. A historic building and hotel, The Wellborn’s menu includes handcrafted cocktails, small plates and desserts. Sip away in good company on the upstairs wraparound porch, or secure a seat in the brick-lined courtyard. Make sure someone in your squad brings a fully charged phone with plenty of storage space because photo opportunities at the Wellborn abound!

Whippoorwill Beer House and Package Store 2425 E. South St. Whippoorwill offers a robust rotating draft beer menu on 16 taps and an even larger selection of beer from their package store (seemingly hundreds of options). For $50 a month, wine lovers can join their wine club featuring two bottles not available at the bar.

Whiskey Lou’s Lounge 121 N. Bumby Ave. Grab a very affordable drink and play pool on one of their three tables at a bar that’s been serving Orlando for over 50 years. Soak in the wood-paneled, divey vibes and maybe grab a selfie with the Blues Brothers statues holding court near the pool tables.

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Lil Indie’s 1036 N. Mills Ave. Enjoy a cocktail at Lil Indie’s under the guard of a haunting airbrushed Ronald McDonald, or grab a seat on one of their Victorian-style couches. We’re partial to their gin-based “Love Walks In,” but feel confident knowing every drink on their list is a hit. With live music, DJ nights — like Nigel John’s Funk Omakase on Thursdays — and local art featured on their walls, Lil Indie’s is a must on Mills 50, and they’re part of the same establishment as Will’s Pub and Dirty Laundry.

The Matador 724 Virginia Drive Featuring a free pool table, a dartboard and a free Pac-Man video console, Matador is a great venue to pass the night with friends. Beyond friendly, the Matador staff tap their own gin and tonics made with New Amsterdam gin and Jack Rudy syrup. You can’t go wrong sipping a “Sunflower” while backdropped PHOTO BY ROB BARTLETT

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GRUB HUB Orlando used to be known as the “chain capital” of the world. But it’s grown up into a serious foodie destination, thank you very much

rlando was long a place whose restaurant reputation preceded itself. If you visited “The Chain Capital of the World” in the ’80s, ’90s and early aughts, you very likely binged at the buffets of Ponderosa, scarfed the peanut butter pie at Bob Evans or went to town on the chicken-fried chicken at the Black-eyed Pea. Olive Garden and Red Lobster? Both were born right here in Central Florida. But over the last 20 years, Orlando hasn’t just freed itself from the shackles of the “Chain Capital” designation, it’s overhauled and reshaped its culinary image. Disney, of course, had something to do with it. To this day, the Mouse continues to roar, luring newcomers and residents alike to such high-end bastions of gastronomy as Victoria and Albert’s, while nearby Disney Springs has transformed into an Olympic Village of celebrity chef restos, with José Andrés, Masaharu Morimoto, Rick Bayless, Art Smith, Wolfgang Puck and Guy Fieri all competing for tourist dollars. More importantly, however, all that corporate investment benefited Orlando’s independent restaurant industry. Home-grown chefs nurtured by the giants have opened establishments of their own, and the complexion of the city’s restaurant scene has changed for the better. Drive around Mills 50, arguably the most culinarily diverse neighborhood in Orlando, and the change is noticeable. Long-established Vietnamese restaurants like Little Saigon and Pho 88 now sit next to a new generation including Z Asian, Ga 2 To and Paris Banh Mi. A slew of pan-Asian restaurants have opened in the’ hood as well offering Malaysian, Laotian, various provincial strains of Chinese, Japanese and Korean fare. But West meets East in Mills 50: tacos, barbecue, Jewish deli and American bistro are all mainstays. In many respects, Mills 50 is the new face of Orlando’s restaurant landscape, and is garnering the city a new rep as a culinary powerhouse for its varied cuisines. What they all have in common is an extremely relaxed vibe — nothing stuffy allowed. In Audubon Park, East End Market offers a microcosm of that diversity in each of its food stalls and at Domu, the ramen-ya anchoring the popular food hub. Around the corner, omakase house Kadence established itself as one of the city’s finest restaurants. In addition to the Michelin-starred Kadence, Orlando abounds in fine sushi options, from high-end to more casual, in almost every neighborhood. Orlando’s cheek-by-jowl neighbor, chichi Winter Park, is home to the Ravenous Pig, the gastropub that put Orlando on the culinary map 15 years ago and paved the way for the generation of chef-run boîtes that followed. Main drag Park Avenue is home to the greatest concentration of restaurants in Winter Park, many of which tout the prestige of their brick-lined locations. If you’re looking to impress while staying out of the swanky dining rooms of the big resorts and the corporate-backed fat cats along West Sand Lake Road in Dr. Phillips — Park Ave is the place.

For the adventurous, there’s no shortage of affordable international flavors along West Colonial Drive and South Orange Blossom Trail. They’re both somewhat blighted strips, but outstanding meals can be had nonetheless. On West Colonial, Orlando’s Chinatown houses numerous Chinese, Taiwanese, Japanese, Vietnamese and Korean mom-and-pop joints. Down south on OBT, find tacos and tortas (the drive-thru lane at Tortas El Rey is a local blessing) as well as reams of Indian and Pakistani markets, chaat stops and sit-downs. To not mention Orlando’s legacy restaurants would be a disservice to any newcomer. Nikki’s Place has served meat-and-threes to the Parramore commu-

nity for nearly 75 years, and Linda’s La Cantina, Lee & Rick’s Oyster Bar, Beefy King and Lam’s Garden are noteworthy for their survival skills as much their historical ties to the city. This patchwork of restaurants may seem like a lot for a recent transplant to take in, but they create a mouthwatering mosaic that extends into the outlying communities of Kissimmee, Winter Garden, Longwood, Lake Mary, Sanford and East Orlando. Consider this a snapshot, or a picture, of the city’s dining landscape … one hopefully worth the thousand words.

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ROAM IF YOU WANT TO Experience the wild, natural side of Orlando

he first thing you’ll hear from friends after you move to Florida: “You must go to the beach every day!” Well … Orlando is land-locked, though you can hit the ocean with roughly an hour’s drive, if you need that saltwater fix. But you never have to venture far from your door if it’s just some nature you need: paddling through the water, hiking through palmetto scrub, biking, fishing or getting dirty with your dogs; all are easy to find in Orlando.

Barnett Park 4801 W. Colonial Drive, orangecountyfl.net The crown jewel of Orange County’s parks department can be overlooked because it can’t be seen from Colonial Drive. But it boasts a BMX track, a fitness center, a dog park, softball fields and more, making it an essential location for any outdoors enthusiast.

Blue Jacket Park 2501 General Rees Ave., orlando.gov Blue Jacket Park was once the Orlando Naval Training Center, the home of service personnel known as “Blue Jackets.” Today, its 75 acres have been designated a historic site that’s popular for hosting baseball, soccer and softball games, and events like weddings.

Blue Spring State Park 2100 W. French Ave., Orange City, floridastateparks.org Blue Spring is notable both for the gorgeous spring run and the chance to have close encounters with manatees. The park is a designated manatee refuge (they’re drawn to the temperate 70-degree waters) during the winter.

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1920 N. Forest Ave., leugardens.org These historic gardens nestled in Audubon Park boast a spectacular collection of native and exotic flora, including a rose garden, a butterfly garden and the largest documented camellia collection in Eastern North America.

Lake Eola Park 512 E. Washington St., orlando.gov The center of downtown Orlando life, Lake Eola Park hosts farmers markets, cultural fairs, foot races, white swans, black swans and more, along with a .9-mile walkway that orbits the signature fountain in the middle of the lake.

Lake Killarney 115 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park Catch a glimpse of a crane swooping down on a fish, a lazy alligator or a racing shell full of crew members from nearby Rollins College.

Little Big Econ State Forest C.R. 419 at Econlockhatchee River Bridge, Oviedo The Little Big Econ River is as rich in biodiversity as it is in history. The area has seen much human activity (cattle ranches, a portion of the old Florida East Coast Railway). Now it’s available as a wildlife refuge.

300 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park, meadgarden.org A garden oasis with bike paths and a picnic area bursting with natural fauna and wildlife. Take a hike near forested wetlands, and if you’re quiet enough, hear the hawks and wading birds.

Orlando Urban Trail orlando.gov The nearly 3-mile-long trail near downtown Orlando is a hidden pocket of peace and scenic quiet cutting through the heart of metro Orlando.

Rock Springs Run at Kelly Park 400 E. Kelly Park Road, Apopka, 407-254-1902, ocfl.net The locals like to keep a secret of this bubbly spring where you can hang out in the water, rent floats and tube down the spring run. Like Wekiwa, this place fills up quickly during the summer, so plan accordingly.

Wekiwa Springs State Park 1800 Wekiwa Circle, Apopka, floridastateparks.org You can canoe or kayak here (rentals are available), but this park also has 13 miles of pristine, wooded hiking, biking and horseback-riding trails. This park is very popular, particularly in summer. When the parking lot fills, the park entrance closes. Get there early.

Paddling on Rock Springs Run.

Cady Way Trail 821 Herndon Ave., orangecountyfl.net This 7.2-mile paved path, popular with bicyclists and stroller-pushing moms alike, connects Orlando and Winter Park and the Cross Seminole Trail in Seminole County.

Central Park 251 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, cityofwinterpark.org You’re smack-dab in the middle of Winter Park’s downtown shopping district and you want to experience a little nature, so you cross the street and are immediately surrounded by fountains, landscaped plants and the oak tree canopies of Central Park.

Dickson Azalea Park 100 Rosearden Drive, orlando.gov Along with neighboring Langford Park, Dickson Azalea provides a shady oasis just outside of downtown. Bridges, pavilions and walkways crawl around and over the stream that trickles through the leafy park.

Greenwood Urban Wetlands 1411 Greenwood St., orlando.gov Surrounded by beautiful cypress trees, Greenwood Urban Wetlands’ 19 acres is a sight to behold all year round. The wetlands adjoin Greenwood Cemetery, a can’t-miss piece of old Orlando.

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TIFFANY at the MORSE The Morse Museum houses the world’s most comprehensive collection of works by Louis Comfort Tiffany, including his chapel interior from the 1893 Chicago world’s fair and art objects from his Long Island estate, Laurelton Hall.

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CULTURE VULTURES There’s something for every eye and ear in Orlando’s theaters and museums

rlando attracts talent from around the nation to perform at its theme parks, and these performers use local theaters as an artistic outlet, making Central Florida a lucky hub of high-caliber performance. Theater offerings in the City Beautiful include national tours, blockbuster musicals, classic Shakespeare, new works and everything in between. And while Orlando is not quite as rich in art galleries, our museums work hard to keep challenging and beautiful works accessible.

Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts 445 S. Magnolia Ave., drphillipscenter.org Going to a show in the beautiful downtown Dr. Phillips Center feels like a big event, no matter what you see. You’ll catch Broadway touring shows, big concerts and A-list comedians in one of the center’s three magnificent performance spaces.

Theater on the Edge 5542 Hansel Ave., theaterontheedge.org Located in up-and-coming neighborhood SoDo, Theater on the Edge prides itself in producing provocative, less commonly produced plays. Their seasons are usually a combination of contemporary plays and lesser-known classics.

Residence. But the heart of the mission is the flourishing artist-in-residence program, which carries on the tradition of its founder, J. André Smith.

Mennello Museum of American Art 900 E. Princeton St., mennellomuseum.org Inside, it’s a showcase for works by folk artist Earl Cunningham and an eclectic mix of traveling exhibitions. Outside, it’s a sculpture garden — an extremely pup-friendly one. Not only do they hold regular yappy hours and dog brunches, they even sell pet memberships.

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Morse Museum of American Art 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, morsemuseum.org This museum features an astounding collection of works by Louis Comfort Tiffany, including a wing dedicated to recreating the essence of Laurelton Hall, Tiffany’s Long Island estate.

Orlando Museum of Art 2416 N. Mills Ave., omart.org OMA is the go-to local spot for larger touring

exhibits as well as their popular 1st Thursday soirees, which are better than Tinder for finding new crushes. Once a year the museum really glows up when it hosts the Florida Prize in Contemporary Art group exhibition.

1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park, rollins.edu/rma Every staffer at this museum is the coolest of cats, and we are particularly fond of the Education Department’s programming for children (head out to a CFAMily Day, if you can). Director Ena Heller and curator Gisela Carbonell have both diversified the museum’s holdings and dived deep into the existing collections to create challenging and engaging exhibitions.

Snap! Orlando 420 E. Church St., snaporlando.com Snap! is a swanky space for photographic and other contemporary works, and it’s located conveniently in South Eola, full of boozy restaurants and dessert spots where you can make a day of it.

The acoustically perfect Steinmetz Hall at the Dr. Phillips Center

Orlando Repertory Theatre 1001 E. Princeton St., orlandorep.com The Orlando Rep is a well-established children’s theater offering matinee and evening performances on Saturdays and Sundays. They provide a wide variety of theater camps for kids each summer with themes ranging from princesses to Minecraft.

Orlando Shakes 812 E. Rollins St., orlandoshakes.org Orlando Shakes produces a diverse season of Shakespeare plays every year, as well as big musicals and children’s theater, usually employing a few actors from out of town. The building is also the epicenter of the Orlando Fringe, America’s longestrunning fringe theater festival, which takes place every May.

Theater West End 115 W. First St., Sanford, theaterwestend.com Theater West End is an up-and-coming professional theater in historic downtown Sanford, which is also booming with new restaurants and breweries.

Art and History Museums Maitland 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland, artandhistory.org The cultural complex includes the Maitland Art Center (a National Historic Landmark), the Maitland Historical Museum and the Victorian-era Waterhouse

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FREE ADMISSION Boundaries & Frontiers Pathways 2022: The Carlos Malamud Prize Subject: Artist Trauma to Triumphs: Perceptions of the Human Body What’s New? Recent Acquisitions May 21 – September 4, 2022 CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT Howardena Pindell (American, b. 1943), Constellations, 2014, Open bite etching on paper, 30 x 22 in., Gift from the Collection of Benjamin Ortiz and Victor P. Torchia Jr. 2021.84. Courtesy the artist and Garth Greenan Gallery, New York Sandra Ramos, (Cuban, b. 1969), Aquarium, 2013, 3D video animation, The Alfond Collection of Contemporary Art at Rollins College, Gift of Barbara ’68 and Theodore ’68 Alfond, 2014.01.2. Image courtesy of the artist. Raphael Soyer (American, 1899 – 1987), Self Portrait (detail), 1980, Color lithograph, 22 x 16 in., Gift of Mr. Eugene Ivan Schuster. 1991.23.18 Vanessa Bell (British, 1879 – 1961), Duncan Grant Painting (detail), Ca. 1952, 18 x 11 3/8 in., Bequest of Kenneth Curry, Ph.D. ’32. 2000.1.4, © Estate of Vanessa Bell, image courtesy of Henrietta Garnett Caitlin Keogh, (American, b. 1982), Renaissance Painting, 2016, Acrylic on canvas, 84 x 63 in., The Alfond Collection of Contemporary Art at Rollins College, Gift of Barbara ’68 and Theodore ’68 Alfond, 2016.3.15. Image courtesy of the artist and Bortolami, New York.

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IT’S SUCH A PERFECT DAY, I’M GLAD I SPENT IT WITH YOU The ladies of Le Petite Fete walk you through a day well spent in Orlando

he duo behind Orlando’s Le Petite Fete — Caitie Phillips and Courtney Gibson — know how to throw a damn fine dance party, that’s for sure. Their Taylor Swift dance nights went down such a storm in the City Beautiful that they decided to take their show on the road, and they’ve since been selling out clubs in major cities. It’s been quite the whirlwind year for these two friends. But how Gibson and Phillips spend their downtime locally can be very instructive to those new to the 407. They’re busy people, so Phillips and Gibson are not going to fritter an off-day away. We asked them to describe their “Perfect Orlando Day” and they happily obliged.

“Caitie and one of her old roommates developed an Ivanhoe crawl that is just so quintessential Orlando and that’s exactly how we’d end the night. “Start at GB’s Bottle Shop, hit the Thirsty Topher, catch some live music at Grape & the Grain, stop at the back patio at the Guesthouse for a drink from the RV, grab a tiki-themed cocktail from Lil Indie’s and end the night at King Bao, who arguably serve the best tater tots in all of Orlando.”

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WHERE THEY WENT: ABO Winter Park 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park atlanticbeerandoyster.com

WHAT THEY SAID: “Being home on the weekend is such a luxury for us since we’re usually traveling throwing Taylor Swift dance parties around the country, so when we are in town we try to make the most of our weekends! “An ideal Orlando day for us starts with grabbing breakfast from Craft and Common and then heading to the Orlando Farmers Market at Lake Eola with our dogs, Archer and Magnolia. “Next up, it’s brunch time and we head over to Park Avenue in downtown Winter Park to eat at Briarpatch. (Protip: Always bring a friend so y’all can take turns waiting in line!) “After brunch and pancakes, we hop from shop to shop on Park Avenue while avoiding the rain. A few shops we always make sure to not miss are Dear Jane, Gatorlilly and Writer’s Block Bookstore. “In prep for afternoon happy hour, we go over to Baldwin Park and kill some time in Paper Goat Post and grab some beers at Tactical Brewing. “We’re both obsessed with oysters so no perfect Saturday is complete without them, and ABO Winter Park has the best oyster happy hour in Orlando. “Dinner is at Santiago’s Bodega where we meet up with a large group of our friends, and we order no less than three orders of the goat cheese-filled, prosciutto-wrapped dates and plenty of sangria.

Briarpatch 252 N. Park Ave., Winter Park thebriarpatchrestaurant.com

Craft & Common 47 E. Robinson St. craftandcommon.com

Dear Jane 329 N. Park Ave., Winter Park dearjanewinterpark.com

Gatorlillys 535 N. Park Ave., Winter Park gatorlillys.com

GB’s Bottle Shop & Tasting Bar 531 Virginia Drive gbbottleshop.com

Grape & the Grain 1110 Virginia Drive grapeandthegrain.com

The Guesthouse 1321 N/ Mills Ave. instagram.com/the_guesthouse

King Bao 710 N. Mills Ave. king-bao.com

Lil Indie’s 1036 N. Mills Ave. willspub.org

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LAUGH IT UP Top spots to catch stand-up comedy in the City Beautiful

hat if, instead of zoning out on Netflix tonight, you took your happy ass out to see live comedy? No matter the day of the week, there’s a show happening, and laughs are guaranteed. There are upward of 20 comedy mics and showcases in Orlando. Here are our favorites.

Orlando Improv Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive The Improv is Orlando’s gold standard for comedy, and the big touring acts roll through on the regular. But that’s not all. As Joe Censabella’s recent “Best of Orlando” showcase proved, local talent draws a crowd and delivers the funny, too. Fatfish Blue, the adjacent bar, has an open mic hosted by Carmen Vallone every Thursday evening. It’s free and it’s a vibe.

the standard-bearer among local comedy showcases. Host Ross McCoy is a steady presence on Saturdays, packing the house and drawing Orlando’s best comedians to the British pub with his top-notch hosting skills. If legacy is any indication, some of the comedians entertaining you now at Shit Sandwich are destined for national fame. (Just ask Preacher Lawson.) See them here as they pick up steam. Arrive early if you want a seat.

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7:30 p.m. every Saturday 4270 Aloma Ave., Winter Park Touring acts and the cream of the crop of local talent come out to perform on Saturday nights at this Winter Park eatery, and the game-meat burgers are not the only tempting offerings. With Orlando comedians like Ken Miller, Lisa Roddavis, Vince Taylor and Rob Smiles on deck, it’s always a rollicking good time.

10 p.m. every Thursday 106 Lake Ave., Maitland Quickly becoming a regular stop on the comedy circuit, the Copper Rocket offers a late night of fun with clusters of comedians gathering at tables indoors and outside on the patio, anxiously awaiting their turn at the mic. If you want to mingle with rising talent, this is the place. It’s Matt Perez’s mic, but he shares hosting responsibilities with a rotation of comedians, so the tone shifts a bit each week — in a good way. Of all the local open mics, this one feels most like a showcase and enjoys an audience of dedicated regulars.

Harry Buffalo 9 p.m. every Monday 129 W. Church St. The Monday night open mic at Harry Buffalo originated at the Other Bar on Wall Street and moved to its latest location during the pandemic. Going strong for well over a decade, the mic attracts comedians new and established, but don’t expect polished sets. Decidedly unfancy, here you’ll find comedians trying out new material on the creaky stage of this dark sports bar. True standup fans will enjoy the scattered energy of artists honing their craft.

Shit Sandwich at Bull & Bush 9 p.m. first and third Saturdays 2408 E. Robinson St. Ten years in, this biweekly event is

All Jokes Aside at Night Shade Lounge 9 p.m. first and third Tuesdays 536 W. Church St. After a brief hiatus, Wil Milz is back with his biweekly showcase at this excellent Orlando bar. Though Tuesday is a bit early in the week, the show makes for a great date night or a gathering of friends. Milz’s big personality is a draw — the comedian is known for his controversial opinions and for attracting great comedic talent to share the stage.

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Preacher Lawson at Bull & Bush’s Shit Sandwich PHOTO BY SARAH KINBAR

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Universal Orlando is increasingly popular with locals.

PARALLEL PARKING Orlando residents are lucky enough to live practically next door to the world’s favorite theme parks

wo years after the pandemic hit pause on the parks, things are pretty much back to business as usual, with demand for long-awaited new rides rebounding Central Florida’s summer visitation back to 2019 levels and beyond. The bad news is that annual passes at the major parks are now more expensive than ever, although Florida resident discounts can still be found. The good news is that an ever-increasing amount of live entertainment is returning to the resorts and ambitious expansion projects are back in progress, making the next few years an especially exciting time for Orlando’s attractions.

Walt Disney World Lake Buena Vista, disneyworld.disney.go.com Mickey radically revamped the park-going experience with mandatory reservations and the new paid Genie+ line-skipping options that replaced free FastPasses. You’ll also need to smack your smartphone at 7 a.m. if you want to experience EPCOT’s spinning Guardians of the Galaxy coaster, which recently joined the new 3-D Ratatouille ride at the park best known for “drinking around the world.” Star Wars and Avatar E-tickets still attract long lines in Hollywood Studios and Animal Kingdom (respectively), but the next big things are coming to the Magic Kingdom, where a Tron lightcycle coaster will debut around the time Splash Mountain shuts down to transform into Princess Tiana’s Bayou Adventure.

Universal Orlando Resort 6000 Universal Blvd., universalorlando.com Orlando’s No. 2 theme park destination debuted the blockbuster Jurassic World VelociCoaster at Islands of Adventure last year, and Universal Studios Florida is opening an interactive Minions attraction next year. Look for a movie-themed escape room in CityWalk soon, while an entire new Epic Universe park — featuring Nintendo and DreamWorks characters — is rising rapidly for 2025. Unlike Disney, Universal still sells new annual passes and doesn’t require reservations, making it increasingly popular with locals.

Gatorland 14501 S. Orange Blossom Trail, gatorland.com Known as the “Alligator Capital of the World,” this ecopreserve is home to thousands of flesh-eating reptiles and the trainers brave enough to wrestle them. Get close enough (but not too close) to see them eat and sleep, or zip-line safely above their marsh. Check out the hatchlings in Baby Gator Marsh, and visit White Gator Swamp to see two of only 12 known leucistic alligators in the world. (That means they’re white all over with blue eyes.)

Legoland 1 Legoland Way, Winter Haven, legoland.com/florida What’s not to love about this 150-acre attraction whose theme is tiny blocks and miniature humans? The iconic Miniland display of scale-model cities recently reopened with a much-needed shade structure, and the old Cypress Gardens canals reawaken this November with a new Pirate River Quest attraction. Right outside the gates is the separately ticketed Peppa Pig Theme Park, which is perfectly pint-sized for preshoolers.

Jungle Adventures Nature Park 26205 E. Colonial Drive, Christmas, jungleadventures. com A natural habitat filled with rare Florida panthers, black bears, wolves, white-tailed deer, tropical birds and, yeah, a whole lot of gators. The iconic mouth of “Swampy,” a 200-foot-long man-made gator, serves as the entrance and is a picture-perfect photo op.

SeaWorld Orlando 7007 Sea World Drive, 407-545-5550, seaworldparks. com After nearly being bankrupted by the Blackfish backlash, SeaWorld has rebounded in recent years by emphasizing thrill rides over live animals. Ice Breaker, a back-and-forth launched coaster featuring Florida’s steepest drop, will be joined next year by a stand-up “surfing” coaster. Don’t miss the hyper-detailed Sesame Street Land, which tugs the heartstrings of baby boomer and millennial alike. Fun

Card annual passes can be had for the price of a one-day ticket, with food festivals and free beer offers encouraging repeat visits. If you’ve got the dough, don’t overlook the all-inclusive Discovery Cove, where you can swim with dolphins and fish, or just drink like one.

Kennedy Space Center Visitor Complex State Road 405, east of Titusville, kennedyspacecenter. com This monument to America’s space program recently opened Gateway, a deep-space launch complex offering simulated rides to Mars or the Horsehead Nebula. You can also take a tour of the 363-foot Saturn V that took Americans to the moon and catch the lunar particles that still dust astronaut Alan Shepard’s space suit. Make it worth your while and visit when there’s a live rocket launch scheduled.

Icon Park 8375 International Drive, iconparkorlando.com Right in the middle of Orlando’s tourist district, Icon Park features a 400-foot-high observation wheel, marine animals at the Sea Life Aquarium, the Instagram-friendly Museum of Illusions, your favorite celebrities at Madame Tussauds wax museum, a 7D interactive simulator, and celebrity restaurants and bars aplenty. Parking in the garage is free, and you can walk to nearby favorites like Sleuths Mystery Dinner Shows.

Fun Spot 5700 Fun Spot Way and 2850 Florida Plaza Blvd., fun-spot.com With two locations (one near Universal, the other by Disney) Fun Spot’s carnival rides and go-kart tracks are an affordable alternative to the big theme parks. Coaster junkies won’t want to miss White Lightning and Mine Blower, the only woodies in town. Parking and admission is always free, refillable soda cups are cheap, and you can choose to pay per-ride or buy an all-day wristband.

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Brian McKnight 4 As the commercial pitchmen say, summer is about to get hotter. R&B hitmaker and loverman supreme Brian McKnight (ahem, “Back at One,” “One Last Cry”) is bringing along his stalwart jazz combo, the Brian McKnight 4, to town. Since McKnight released what he called his final studio album, Exodus, back in 2020, live gigs are his main creative outlet now. Expect soulful, jazzy renditions of his heavy catalog of hits — especially since this year marks the 30th anniversary of McKnight’s eponymous solo album, released by the singer at the ripe old age of 22. And he’s still got that unmistakable twinkle in his eye, all these years — not to mention over 25 million albums sold and 17 Grammy nominations — later. 9 p.m., Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd., hardrock.com, $44.50-$64.50. — Matthew Moyer

GZA Fearsome New York rap veteran and Wu-Tang Clan core member the GZA is coming to the Ace this week to present one of his most iconic works in full live glory. The artist-intellectual (rightfully) known as Genius is on the road performing his menacing, seminal 1995 album Liquid Swords with full-band backing courtesy of the Phunky Nomads. Liquid Swords, a heady dive into GZA’s lyrical obsessions of philosophy and martial arts, is still one of the all-time great records in the voluminous Wu-Tang family discography — Rolling Stone even named it one of the 25 best hip-hop records of all time. When the cerebral MC rapped about dropping lyrical “megaton bombs … faster than you can blink,” he wasn’t boasting. This is the second Wu-Tang incursion into the City Beautiful after May’s Killarmy show at the Abbey, so we must be doing something right after all. There are several meet-and-greet and VIP add-ons, including the chance to match wits in a chess game against the Genius. (Do it, you coward.) 9 p.m., Ace Cafe, 100 W. Livingston St., acecafeusa.com, $30$250. — MM SATURDAY, JULY 16

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The extravagantly named Freestyle musical reunion show Freestyle Explosion Throwback Jam has a lineup as wildly stacked as the title. The evening features freestyle stalwarts and icons like Stevie B., Lisa Lisa, Lisette Melendez, George Lamond, Lil Suzy, Connie, Exposé, Cover Girls, TKA and even — curiously — Montell “This Is How We Do It” Jordan and Miami

Bass heroes the 69 Boyz (the more the merrier, we’ll say). The freestyle movement was started in New York in the early 1980s by a group of young, mostly Latin singers, DJs and producers who ended up effortlessly filling dancefloors and burning up the charts with sweaty, top-shelf pop. Central Florida was a woefully unchronicled freestyle hotspot during the glory days, so expect a legion of old heads to bust out some old threads and old moves. You can’t beat the classics. 7:30 p.m., Amway Center, 400 W. Church St., amwaycenter.com, $39.50-$150. — MM

The Temple of Mercy Legendarily contrarian Sisters of Mercy mainman Andrew Eldritch famously promised wayyyyyy back in 2016 that if reality TV star and failed businessman Donald J. Trump succeeded in his quest for the U.S. presidency, that would be enough to jolt Eldritch into delivering a new Sisters of Mercy album. Well, we all know how half of that equation worked out, and though a new set of dark-rock anthems from Eldritch very well might have been worth the sticker price of American democracy, no new Sisters musick arrived. You know what else would make Andrew Eldritch unhappy? The very existence of a touring tribute to his all-great gothic ensemble. But his loss may very well be Orlando’s gain. The Sisters’ relatively slim back catalog is stuffed to the gills with the hits and nothing but. “Marian,” “Black Planet,” “Lucretia My Reflection,” “Vision Thing” (just realized that was a swipe at Bush the elder), “Dominion/Mother Russia,” “Temple of Love” … believe me, we could go on. Not bad for a summer Saturday in Florida. 8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., willspub.org, $13. — MM SUNDAY, JULY 17

Banks

Pop singer Banks is on a North American tour to bring the songs from new album Serpentina to the adoring masses, and Orlando — one of only two Florida shows — will soon be trapped in her coils. The pandemicbirthed Serpentina is Banks’ fourth album, but it marks a Year Zero situation for a young artist intent on shedding old skin — released on a new label, with the sounds a bold departure from previous work as Banks seized the production reins. And she certainly seems to be reveling in the lack of expectations and restraints. Fans of previous albums, do not fear: Banks’ core sound, an alluring hybrid of outré R&B and shimmery pop, is still intact, but given a more cinematic scope. Check out the real-time rebirth. 7 p.m., House of Blues, Disney Springs, houseofblues. com, $35-$80. — MM

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WEEK MUSIC WEDNESDAY JULY 13

Broadside, Young Culture, First and Forever, Cherie Amour, Felicity 7 p.m.,

Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive, $18

Jaffe Joffer, Westside Solo, Ar Restless, Rubie Gemstone, Xhanna, Noxl, Flozigg, Daniikay 7 p.m., The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive, 321-3896120, $20

Klypi, Buddy Crime, Mother Juno, Bacon Grease 8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N.

Mills Ave., $10

THURSDAY JULY 14

Matthew Fowler 8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., $12-$15

Rings of Saturn, Extortionist, Distinguisher, Matt Miller 7 p.m., The Haven Lounge,

6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, 407673-2712, $20

The Wrecks, Girlhouse, Mothe 7 p.m., The Beacham, 46

N. Orange Ave., ages 12+, 407-6488363, $22 FRIDAY JULY 15

Absolute Queen: The Ultimate Queen Tribute

7:30 p.m., House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista, 407-9342583, $16-$70

Bundo, OGxLOOP, 200RecordsADay, noggin92, wush

HoGGLeGGNation presents Please Understand: Electronic hip-hop showcase. 9 p.m., The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St., free

Discothèque: Francesca Lombardo, Arina Krondeva, Latenight Society 9 p.m., Iron Cow, 2438 E.

Robinson St., $25-$30

Foreigners Journey: A Tribute To Foreigner and Journey 7 p.m., The Tin

Roof, 8371 International Drive, $18$160

Sad Summer Festival

2:30 p.m., Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive, 407-295-3247, $45

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Tommy Frenzy, The TransDimensionalizers, The Tremolords, Free Fall 8 p.m., Shovelhead Lounge, 900 S. Highway 17-92, Longwood, 407332-9199, $5

SUNDAY JULY 17

Banks, Lauren Jauregui, Samoht 8 p.m., House of Blues,

Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista, 407-934-2583, $35-$80

Blue Bamboo’s 6th Anniversary featuring the Orlando Jazz Orchestra

Umoja, Bengali 600, Frankmatik 9 p.m., Will’s Pub,

3 p.m., Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-9951, $30-$45

SATURDAY JULY 16

Dikembe, Zeta, Gillian Carter 8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N.

1042 N. Mills Ave., $15-$20

Arrows in Action, Jhariah, Braveweather

7 p.m., Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive, $15

Ben DeHan 6 p.m., Uncle Lou’s

Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave., 407-270-9104

Blackberry Smoke 7 p.m., House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista, 407-934-2583, $29.50-$75 Cocodrills 9 p.m., Elixir, 9 W. Washington St., 407-985-3507, $5-$10 Daniela Soledade and Nate Najar 8 p.m., Blue

Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park, 407636-9951, $25

Johnny Debt 6 p.m., Dirty

Laundry, 1042 N. Mills Ave., free

Tales of Intrigue 7 p.m., Harriett’s Orlando Ballet Centre, 600 N. Lake Formosa Drive, 407801-9412, $15-$30

Mills Ave., $15

TUESDAY JULY 19

Ted Nugent 6:30 p.m., The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave., 407228-1220, $74

FILM “Cabaret” 50th Anniversary

As Nazism rises in Germany, flamboyant American Sally Bowles (Liza Minnelli) sings in a Berlin nightclub and falls in love with a British language teacher (Michael York), whom she shares with a German baron. 3 and 7 p.m. Sunday, various locations, $13.38-$14.91

“The Deer King”

In the aftermath of a brutal war, former soldier Van toils in a mine controlled by the ruling empire. Animated. Directed by Masashi Ando. 7 p.m. Wednesday, 7 p.m. Thursday, various locations, $14-$15, gkids.com

Friday Family Films

This 90-minute program includes

a short film, a tour of selected galleries at the Morse, and an art project related to the Museum’s collection. Reservations required. 10 a.m. Friday, Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, $5, 407645-5311, morsemuseum.org

KidFest Summer Movie Series: “The Gold Rush”

Charlie Chaplin’s Little Tramp heads north to join the Klondike gold rush, where he gets trapped in a cabin and literally has to eat his shoe. 11:30 a.m. Tuesday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, free-$9, 407-629-1088, enzian.org

“Mad God”

Follow the Assassin through a forbidding world of tortured souls, decrepit bunkers, and wretched monstrosities forged from the most primordial horrors of the subconscious mind. 9:30 p.m. Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Thursday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, $10-$12, 407-6290054, enzian.org

“The Merry Widow”

The great Renée Fleming stars as the heiress who captivates all of Paris in Lehár’s enchanting operetta, recorded live from the Metropolitan Opera in 2015. 1 and 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, various locations, $14$15, fathomevents.com

Music Mondays: “Let There Be Drums!”

After the Grateful Dead’s 50th anniversary shows, drummer Bill Kreutzmann’s son sat down with the world’s greatest drummers. 9:30 p.m. Monday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, $10-$12, 407-629-1088, enzian.org

Popcorn Flicks: “Black Panther” Presented by Enzian. Bring a

blanket, snacks, and family and friends. 8 p.m. Thursday, Winter Park Library and Events Center, 1052 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, free, 407-629-1088, enzian.org

The Royal Ballet: “Romeo and Juliet”

The modern ballet classic returns in this tale of doomed lovers and warring families in fair Verona. 10:30 a.m. Saturday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, $17.50$20, 407-629-1088, enzian.org

THEATER JULY 13-17

“Say Goodnight, Gracie”

September, 1976: A group of friends smokes pot and chats while getting ready to attend their high-school reunion. 8 p.m. Theater on the Edge, 5542 Hansel Ave., $18-$34, 407309-0106, theaterontheedge.org

“Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”

An unjustly exiled barber returns to 18th-century London seeking vengeance against the lecherous judge who framed him and ravished his young wife. Tony award-winner Kenny Howard has created an immersive experience for the Sondheim musical. The Mezz, 100 S. Eola Drive, $15-$60, 407-613-2991, newgentheatrical.ticketleap.com

JULY 14-17

“Memphis”

Set in the places where rock and roll was born in the 1950s: the seedy nightclubs, radio stations and recording studios of the musically rich Tennessee city. Theater West End, 115 W. First St., Sanford, $25, 407-548-6285, theaterwestend.com

“On Your Feet! The Story of Emilio and Gloria Estefan” Coming of age in 1970s

Miami, young Gloria breaks from family expectations and embarks on a musical journey with bandmate Emilio. Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden, $15-$30, 407877-4736, gardentheatre.org JULY 15

WWE Friday Night Smackdown

See the Intercontinental Champion Ricochet vs. Sami Zayn, Drew McIntyre, the New Day and many more. 7:45 p.m. Friday, Amway Center, 400 W. Church St., $20$130, 800-745-3000, amwaycenter. com JULY 15-17

“Disney’s High School Musical 2 Jr.”

The gang is back for an actionpacked summer extravaganza as the Wildcats finish junior year. Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St., $25, 407-896-7365, orlandorep.com

“Rock of Ages”

The tale of a rockin’ quest to save young love, an iconic venue, and rock & roll itself from demolition. 7:30 p.m. Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand, $27-$32, 386736-1500, athensdeland.com

“Singin’ in The Rain”

A leading man and his pal scramble to save their doomed silent movie by transforming it into the first movie musical. IceHouse Theatre, 1100 N. Unser St., Mount Dora, $24, 352-383-4616, icehousetheatre.com

“We Will Rock You”

What if the world was without individuality and music? Follow two revolutionaries in a post-apocalyptic world where rock music is forbidden! 7:30 p.m. Osceola Center for the Arts, 2411 E. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee, $23$28, 407-846-6257 n

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your memory is SUBSTANTIAL. Your sensitivity is MONUMENTAL. Your urge to nurture is DEEP. Your complexity is EPIC. Your feelings are BOTTOMLESS. Your imagination is PRODIGIOUS. Because of all these aptitudes and capacities, you are TOO MUCH for some people. Not everyone can handle your intricate and sometimes puzzling BEAUTY. But there are enough folks out there who do appreciate and thrive on your gifts. In the coming weeks and months, make it your quest to focus your urge to merge on them. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I love these lines by Leo poet Conrad Aiken: “Remember (when time comes) how chaos died to shape the shining leaf.” I hope this lyrical thought will help you understand the transformation you’re going through. The time has come for some of your chaos to expire — and in doing so, generate your personal equivalent of shining leaves. Can you imagine what the process would look and feel like? How might it unfold? Your homework is to ponder these wonders. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A British woman named Andie Holman calls herself the Scar Queen. She says, “Tight scar tissue creates pain, impacts mobility, affects your posture and usually looks bad.” Her specialty is to diminish the limiting effects of scars, restoring flexibility and decreasing aches. Of course, she works with actual physical wounds, not the psychological kind. I wish I could refer you to healers who would help you with the latter, Virgo. Do you know any? If not, seek one out. The good news is that you now have more personal power than usual to recover from your old traumas and diminish your scars. I urge you to make such work a priority in the coming weeks. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Ancient Roman philosopher Seneca wrote, “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” But a Spanish proverb suggests a different element may be necessary: “Good luck comes by elbowing.” (Elbowing refers to the gesture you use as you push your way through a crowd, nudging people away from the path you want to take.) A Danish proverb says that preparation and elbowing aren’t enough: “Luck will carry someone across the brook if they are not too lazy to leap.” Modern author Wendy Walker has the last word: “Fortune adores audacity.” I hope I’ve inspired you to be alert to the possibility that extra luck is now available to you. And I hope I’ve convinced you to be audacious, energetic, well-prepared and willing to engage in elbowing. Take maximum advantage of this opportunity. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Many Scorpios imagine sex to be a magnificent

devotion, a quintessential mode of worship, an unparalleled celebration of sacred earthiness. I endorse and admire this perspective. If our culture had more of it, the art and entertainment industries would offer far less of the demeaning, superficial versions of sexuality that are so rampant. Here’s another thing I love about Scorpios: So many of you grasp the value of sublimating lust into other fun and constructive accomplishments. You’re skilled at channeling your high-powered libido into practical actions that may have no apparent erotic element. The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to do a lot of that. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A Sagittarius reader named Jenny-Sue asked, “What are actions I could take to make my life more magical?” I’m glad she asked. The coming weeks will be a favorable time to raise your delight and enchantment levels, to bask in the blessed glories of alluring mysteries and uncanny synchronicities. Here are a few tips: No. 1: Learn the moon’s phases and keep track of them. No. 2: Acquire a new sacred treasure and keep it under your pillow or in your bed. No. 3: Before sleep, ask your deep mind to provide you with dreams that help generate creative answers to a specific question. No. 4: Go on walks at night or at dawn. No. 5: Compose a wild or funny prayer and shout it aloud it as you run through a field. No. 6: Sing a soulful song to yourself as you gaze into a mirror. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Being able to receive love doesn’t come easy for some Capricorns. You may also not be adept at making yourself fully available for gifts and blessings. But you can learn these things. You can practice. With enough mindful attention, you might eventually become skilled at the art of getting a lot of what you need and knowing what to do with it. And I believe the coming weeks will be a marvelous time to increase your mastery. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “If I don’t practice one day, I know it; two days, the critics know it; three days, the public knows it.” This quote is variously attributed to violinist Jascha Heifetz, trumpeter Louis Armstrong and violinist Isaac Stern. It’s a fundamental principle for everyone who wants to get skilled at any task, not just for musicians. To become a master of what you love to do, you must work on it with extreme regularity. This is always true, of course. But according to my astrological analysis, it will be even more intensely true and desirable for you during the coming months. Life is inviting you to raise your expertise to a higher level. I hope you’ll respond! PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In May 2021, Jessica and Ben Laws got married on

their dairy farm. The ceremony unfolded smoothly, but an unforeseen event interrupted the reception party. A friend who had been monitoring their herd came to tell the happy couple that their pregnant cow had gone into labor and was experiencing difficulties. Jessica ran to the barn and plunged into active assistance, still clad in her lovely floor-length bridal gown and silver tiara. The dress got muddy and trashed, but the birth was successful. The new bride had no regrets. I propose making her your role model for now. Put practicality over idealism. Opt for raw and gritty necessities instead of neat formalities. Serve what’s soulful, even if it’s messy.

For most people, summertime in Florida calls to mind images of beautiful, pristine beaches, long vacations, theme park trips, short cool nights, long days in the sun. The reality for Orange County Animal Services, and for shelters across the country, is that summertime simply means more animals. More strays brought in. More pets surrendered.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): With a fanciful flourish, Aries poet Seamus Heaney wrote, “I ate the day / Deliberately, that its tang / Might quicken me all into verb, pure verb.” I’d love for you to be pure verb for a while, Aries. Doing so would put you in robust rapport with astrological rhythms. When you’re pure verb, you’ll never be static. Flowing and transformation will be your specialties. A steady stream of fresh inspiration and new meanings will come your way. You already have an abundance of raw potential for living like a verb — more than all the other signs of the zodiac. And in the coming weeks, your aptitude for that fluidic state will be even stronger than usual.

More animals come in during the summer months than they do the rest of the year, while at the same time, adoption numbers drop. We don’t know why this happens, but it does. Summers are hard on shelters. All our animals would love nothing more than to be in a cool and loving home during those long hot summer months.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): According to Arthurian myth, the Holy Grail is a cup that confers magical powers. Among them are eternal youth, miraculous healing, the restoration of hope, the resurrection of the dead, and an unending supply of healthy and delicious food and drink. Did the Grail ever exist as a material object? Some believe so. After 34 years of research, historian David Adkins thinks he’s close to finding it. He says it’s buried beneath an old house in Burton-on-Trent, a town in central England. I propose we make this tantalizing prospect your metaphor of power during the coming weeks. Why? I suspect there’s a chance you will discover a treasure or precious source of vitality. It may be partially hidden in plain sight or barely disguised in a mundane setting.

Our latest promotion is the Dog Days of Summer. For the months of June, July and August, adoption prices for all animals will be $25. As always, this price will include the cost of spay and neuter surgeries, initial vaccinations, and microchips. This price also includes endless kisses, snuggles on a comfy couch, long walks with a sweet, loving companion, and the fierce loyalty of a life you’ve saved. Dogs have a way of finding the people that need them, and this summer, all our dogs need you. Don’t forget about them, the strays, the abandoned, the surrendered ones. They deserve their days in the sun too.

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My partner and I are a heterosexual couple with a large age gap. (He is the older one.) Our sex life is amazing. We’ve been talking about the idea of having me fuck a new guy for about four years. Because he is older and experienced more casual sex in his young adulthood, he felt it was only fair that I got to do that as well. (I was in my early 20s when we started our relationship and I’ve only been with two other guys.) At first, I told him I didn’t feel like I was missing out on anything but over time, the more we talked about it, the more I realized I wanted to do this just for fun. And now we just got back from a vacation where I found a guy on a hookup app for a one-time meeting and (safely) fucked him while my partner watched. (He’s not a cuck and didn’t participate.) It was just plain fun for all of us! My question is about the “bonding hormone.” I’ve always heard that when a woman has sex, her body produces oxytocin, a hormone that causes her to emotionally attach to her sex partner. That has certainly been true for me in the past. But with this most recent fuck, I didn’t feel any emotional attachment at all! I’ve never had casual sex like this before, so I’m wondering if the “bonding hormone” only releases when you’re seeking an emotional attachment to a sex partner. Or did I fail to bond because my own partner was in the room? Honestly, I feel more bonded to my partner than ever now!

oxytocin with dopamine, which creates the intense pleasure of sex, that causes the bond.” And according to Young’s fascinating research, which focuses on prairie voles, you can safely enjoy all the pleasure/dopamine you want without fear of bonding with some rando, CCN, so long as your bond with your current partner remains strong. “Once bonded, the pattern of dopamine receptors changes in the brain so that occasional sex with another doesn’t create a new bond,” Young says. “One type of dopamine receptor helps create a bond and the other type inhibits. Unbonded individuals have more of the bonding type of dopamine receptors. After bonding, the inhibitory receptor become more prominent, thus inhibiting a new bond.” Which means, CCN, it’s safe for you to have sex with other men — with or without your partner present — so long as you’re still feeling bonded to your primary partner, who may or may not be a cuck. (I mean “safe” in the unlikely-to-catch-feelings-for-someone else sense, not “safe” in the minimized-risk-of-STI-transmission sense.) There is, however, one important caveat: “This may not work 100% of the time,” Young says. “If the bond to the first partner has faded, this reader’s experience may not be shared by everyone.” To learn more about Young’s research, go to larryjyoung.com.

I’m a dude. A woman friend of mine in an open marriage recently told me that a male friend of ours greets her by kissing her on the cheek. This is something he only does with her. She feels this happens because she’s physically intimate with someone in our friend group who’s not her husband, and that therefore my friend sees her as “publicly available.” I’ve personally heard this guy describe this woman friend of mine as “DTF.” I’ve known this guy for years and I just feel bad about the whole thing. The strangest thing is that this dude is in an open relationship himself and really should know better. It seems like he could be a lot less hypocritical and a lot more respectful. Do you think I should say something? How should I go about it? I’ve asked the friend he’s kissing (who is also a big fan of yours, by the way), and she wants to be left out of this.

dude is going to tell himself you were only guessing at how she feels and that his guess is as good as yours. He may even play a little three-dimensional-pseudo-male-feminist chess and accuse you of being the sexist and controlling one — it’s her body, her cheek, you shouldn’t be speaking for her, etc. To get this guy to stop without saying something to him herself, BACCA, your friend needs to give you the OK to make it abundantly clear that she deputized you to speak on her behalf. (“She asked me to tell you to knock it off, and now I’m telling you. Knock it off. If you don’t believe me, ask her.”) She’ll need to be prepared for the almost inevitable followup question (“Have I been making you uncomfortable?!”) and the maudlin, selfpitying apologies (“I’m so sorry! I feel terrible!”) and/or rationalizations (“I was just being friendly!”) that are likely to follow. And if he ever comes in for a kiss again, she needs to be ready to either use her words (“No. Don’t. Stop.”) and/or to stick her hand out in front of her — not a hand held out for a shake (she doesn’t want him pulling her in for a kiss), but a flat hand that’s going to land on his sternum if he keeps coming toward her, with a stiff arm (lock that elbow!) so he can’t come any closer.

Bad At Creating Catchy Acronyms Let’s say you say something, BACCA, but leave your woman friend out of it. The kind of guy who thinks a woman in an open relationship is sexually available to all — not just down to fuck, but down to fuck him — is the kind of guy who will interpret any ambiguity in an order to “stop” as license to keep doing exactly what he’s been doing. So, if you can’t tell this guy your mutual friend explicitly told you she one, wants him to stop and two, deputized you to tell him to stop, this

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For some guys — for some cucks, for some stags — watching the girlfriend with another guy is participating. So, the fact that your partner “only” watched isn’t proof that allowing you to hook up with another guy was pure altruism on his part. As for your failure to romantically attach to that vacation rando: “Oxytocin alone does not create the bond,” says Dr. Larry J. Young. “There are brain mechanisms that can inhibit bonding after sex with another individual.” Young is a neuroscientist at Emory University, where he has extensively studied hormones and the roles they play in forming partner bonds. “It’s not correct to think of oxytocin as the ‘bonding hormone,’ although you will see that frequently in the media,” Young says. “Oxytocin amplifies — amplifies in the brain — the face, the smell, the voice of the person an individual is having sex with, so the brain can really sense those intensively. But it is the interaction of

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yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Sanford, Seminole County, Florida this 13th day of June 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kristine C. Lazinsk, Esquire Fl Bar No: 0092327 Senior Attorney, State of Florida Children’s Legal Services Department of Children and Families. Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller BY: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. DIVISION: 3/TYNAN CASE NO.: DP19-272 In the Interest of: K.D DOB:08/30/2016 K.B DOB:09/03/2018, minor children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: JUNIOR DESROSIERS (father), ADDRESS UNKNOWN WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above - referenced children, you are hereby commanded to appear before The Honorable A. James Craner on Tuesday, July 26, 2022 at 10:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 17th day of June, 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Layali Salem, Esquire Florida Bar No.: 111746, State Attorney Department of Children and Families layali.salem@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. DIVISION: 7/HIGBEE, WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP21-225 In the Interest of: S.W. DOB: 11/25/2020, minor child. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: PERRY WARREN, ADDRESS UNKNOWN WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above - referenced children, you are hereby commanded to appear on Monday, August 22, 2022 at 09:15 a.m., before the Honorable Judge Heather Higbee, at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 8th day of July, 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Cynthia J. Rodriguez, Esquire Florida Bar No. 1026123, State Attorney Department of Children and Families cynthia. rodriguez4@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH

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JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 41 CASE NO.: 20-DP-79. IN THE INTEREST OF: T. F., DOB: 03/25/2014, P. H., DOB: 08/10/2020, Minor children. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: HEATHER CONKLIN CHRISTMAN, Unknown Address. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children; you are to appear before Judge Laura Shaffer, on August 12th, 2022, at 3:00pm at the Osceola County Courthouse at 2 Courthouse Square, Courtroom 4C, Kissimmee, FL 34741, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD WHOSE INITIALS APPEAR ABOVE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” DISABILITIES NOTICE: If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Court Administration, Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida, (407) 742-2417, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 16th day of June, 2022. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 41 CASE NO.: 21-DP-33. IN THE INTEREST OF: L. L., DOB: 04/05/2021, Minor child. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: AMY LYNN LOCKARD, Unknown Address. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child; you are to appear before Judge Laura Shaffer, on August 24th, 2022, at 1:30pm at the Osceola County Courthouse at 2 Courthouse Square, Courtroom 4C, Kissimmee, FL 34741, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD WHOSE INITIALS APPEAR ABOVE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” DISABILITIES NOTICE: If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance.

Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Court Administration, Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida, (407) 742-2417, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 22nd day of June, 2022. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. NOTICE of Dissolution of Marriage: Genevieve S. Lubin Vs. Jean Denis Souvenance. In the court, for the County of Polk and the State of Florida. The defendant Jean Denis Souvenance, whose place of residence is unknown, is hereby notified that Genevieve S. Lubin, plaintiff, has filed her petition in said court for dissolution of marriage. NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8:00am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. U-Haul Ctr Goldenrd 508 N. Goldenrod rd Orlando Fl 32807 08/02/2022 719 Edwina Paschall, 703 Nelisa Gomez, 613 Miredel Cortes, 544 Yvette Edwards, 205 Nelisa Gomez, 225 Nicole Salzman, 325 Jenay Dorvilus, 738 Eric Gilghrest, 601 Demaris Ruiz, 1217 Jose Alvarez, 427 Jeffrey Truntich, 515 Elizabeth Velez Torrez, 1300 Chandrea Anderson, 235 Tammy Dilks, 315 Carl Hughes, 733 Jonthan Rodriguez. U-Haul Ctr Alafaya 11815 E. Colonial Dr. Orlando Fl 32826 08/02/2022 1260 Chad Bell, 1127 Anthony Ambot, 1700 Jennifer Ducharme, 1200 Gabriel Nunez, 1129 Jason Casanas. U-Haul Ctr Baldwin Park 4001 E. Colonial Dr. Orlando FL 32803 08/02/2022 D161 Mystery Unit, B185 Daniel Martinek, C197 Toja Burton, F102 Abel Sostre, F105 Amanda Philipsien, B108 Peter Thompson, C160 Alec Ringdahl, C159 Jodi Pfiester, A113 John, Marvin John, A115 Keara Allen, D217 Abel Sostre. U-Haul Ctr Narcoossee rd. 7800 N Narcoossee Orlando FL 32822 08/02/2022 2252 David Gorman, 2029 Raymond Cole, 2067 April Holmes, 3035 Omayra Sanchez Pietri, 2152 David Gorman, 1100 Kevin Rubel, 2232 Jalissa Wallace, 1000 Nitza Rosado, 3261 Kellie Coley, 2208 Jalissa Wallace, 1294 Yodaleibi Burns. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE AUTO TOWING & REPAIR CENTER gives notice that on 07/30/2022 at 09:00 AM the following vehicles(s) may be sold by public sale at 238 N COTTAGE HILL RD to satisfy the lien for the amount owed on each vehicle for any recovery, towing, or storage services charges and administrative fees allowed pursuant to Florida statute 713.78. 1C3CCCAB8FN611156 2015 CHRY 1FAHP3F20CL192425 2012 FORD WVWDA7AJ5BW201956 2011 VOLKSWAGEN. Notice Of Public Sale Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Stat-

utes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures.com beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www.personalministorage.com/OrlandoFL-storage-units/ for more info. Michigan Mini-200 W Michigan St Orlando, FL 32806-at 10:30am: 18 Stacy Washington 46 Mary Nell Boyd Personal Mini Storage Forsyth-2875 Forsyth Rd Winter Park FL, 32792-at 10:00 am: 367 Adrian Ellis 418 Jose Barrios 444 Kandy Ginger Green 483 Melita Aime Bien 549 Calus Jr Saint Georges Personal Mini Storage West4600 Old Winter Garden Rd Orlando, FL 32811–at 11:30am: 71 Danielle Lasha 117 Regina Williams 158 Winfred Kitt 174 Terrelle Donaldson 193 Emilie Pubien 237 Shayeon Lamont Davis 249A Janelle Johnson 277 Willine Gracia 297A Bobby Sullivan Jr 315 Ashler Taylor 320 Fredick Key 347 Leo Coleman 444 Kasheda Izamay Samuel 487 Shawanna Fladger 553 Robert Leon White 590 Wildel Decias 591 Shyrl Denise Williams 613 Terica Shacon Holmes 614 Teal Anderson 635 Tamara Latoya Wilson 731 Paula Staelen Personal Mini Storage Lake Fairview-4252 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804-at 11:00 am: 0054 Deniese Sylvestre 0271 Michael J Friedman 0295 De’Porshay B Williams 0807 Pedro Infante Fairview Mini Storage-4211 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804- at 11:00 am: D26 Devon Hugh Hamilton, Union Auto Concept LLC D32 Benedicto Lopez Barthelemy Personal Mini Storage Edgewater-6325 Edgewater Dr Orlando, FL 32810-at 11:30 am: 614 Randolph Carlton 629 Katherine Wood 737 Ryan D’Angelo 747 Willie Lamor Culver 834 Carolyn Romero 943 Roynette Michelle Jerry 1009 Jamika Janvier 1026 Maribel Baldwin 1739 Tanis Henderson 2128 Luis D. Arias 2130 Yachira Pabon 2403 Gary Anthony Francis Jr. Personal Mini Storage Forest City Rd-6550 Forest City Rd Orlando, FL 32810-at 12:00 pm: 1011 Reanna Heard 1043 Jock Riggins 1110 Daphene Daniels 3087 Peter Gerard Hayes Jr. 3159 Byron A Manzanarez 3232 Christian Young 3315 Lee Johnson 4007 Edwin Alberto Reyes Luciano 4014 Jamie Sue Gilbert 4024 Willie Patterson, Jr. 4081 Kimberly Jones 6010 Terraye Davenport 6020 Christian Haines. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below on July 22, 2022 at the location indicated: Store 1631: 5753 Hoffner Ave. Orlando FL 32822, 407.212.5890 @10:15 am Beard Ronald Everett, household goods; Avanti Cowart, clothes and few small appliances; Wahead Saad El Wakeal, household goods; Jordan Davis, boxes, event material; Jordan Davis, Furniture, Household goods, Electronics; Kedwin Mieles, cooler; Beard Ronald Everett, household goods. Store 7057: 13597 S. Orange Ave Orlando FL 32824, 407.910.2087 @ 10:30Am Edith Monllor boxes and tools, Isabel Sepulveda household items, Kyle Alonzo household items Store 7107: 6174 S Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 955-4137 @10:45 Am. Brittany Frankel; 2 sofas 10 boxes 10 totes. Store 7155 @ 1305 Crawford Ave St. Cloud FL 34769 (407) 504-0833 @11:15 AM: Dominique Saffold- Household Items. Michael Mcdowell- Household goods. Artificial Waterfalls, LLC- Totes

and Clothes. Victor Rodriguez- Gym Equipment. Engrimar Lebron- Christmas décor. Store 7306: 408 N Primrose Dr. Orlando FL 32803, 321.285.5021 @ 12:15 pm Richard Chapa- Luggage, mementos, Ryan Clifford- Household goods Store 8136: 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839, 407.488.9093 @ 12:00pm. Store 8460: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissimmee FL 34746 (407) 429-8867 @ 12:15 PM: Daniel Monfils Falaise household goods & personal items, Cindy Vargas Housegoods, Dereck Amoros q bed, Rashaan Hill Clothing, Furniture, and Collectables, Benjamin Lugo Furniture. Store 8612: 1150 Brand Ln Kissimmee, FL 34744 (407) 414-5303 @12:30 pm. Olga Irlanda Household goods, Oscar Marin household goods, personal items Store 8753 @ 540 Cypress Pkwy Poinciana FL 34759 (863) 240-02879 @ 12:45PM Joseph WilliamsLawn equipment, tools, trailer Jasrielle Johnson- Boxes, bags Kasey BrownBags, clothes Derek Gomez HernandezHousehold goods, boxes, clothes Store 8778: 3820 S Orange Ave Orlando FL 32806, 321.270.3440 @ 1:00 PM. Gregory Davis 1 bd apt, Simon Duvall Furniture and household goods,Tita Dissake Bed and couch, boxs. Store 8931: 3280 Vineland Rd Kissimmee FL 34746, 407.720.7424 @ 1:30 PM : -Joey Tilley / Beach stuff - Justin Barcia / Household items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on July 29th, 2022 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Of Central Florida, INC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; SAJEA51C34WD56636 2004 / JAGU 2MEFM74W96X630243 2006 / MERC 1FMPU155X5LA24031 2005 / FORD 1N4AL3AP9JC134391 2018 / NISS 1N4AL21E68N403910 2008 / NISS 1GCZGHFG7H1270841 2017 / CHEV JM1BL1K53B1484709 2011 / MAZD 2HGFG12609H538446 2009 / HOND 1J4GL48K22W143173 2002 / JEEP 1HGCM56306A000245 2006 / HOND 5XXGM4A76FG506896 2015 / KIA 19UUA8F54AA015226 2010 / ACUR 2T1BURHE9JC068242 2018 / TOYT 1C3CCCAB0FN579027 2015 / CHRY 4GTJ7C137XJ600429 1999 / ISU JM1BK323551279281 2005 / MAZD. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: ADAM AYED ENTERPRISES LLC gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 7/29/2022, 09:00 am at 9712 RECYCLE CENTER RD ORLANDO, FL 32824- 8146, pursuant to

subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. ADAM AYED ENTERPRISES LLC reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 1UYFS2484FA341504 1985 UTIL 1FTCR10A5TPB33334 1996 FORD 1M1AE06Y81W009109 2001 MACK 1J4GK48K94W255118 2004 JEEP 3N1CB51D44L878046 2004 NISS 4BXUE162445305432 2004 UTIL 2D4GP24R75R146622 2005 DODG 2A8HR44H08R678497 2008 CHRY 1UYVS25319M661803 2009 UTIL KNAGE224895334835 2009 KIA 1G6DP5E38D0128380 2013 CADI 1JJV532B8GL942451 2016 WABASH KNAFK4A64G5563612 2016 KIA 1UYVS2538J7353109 2018 UTIL 5NPD84LF8JH377293 2018 HYUN.

1G1PE5SB5G7176807 2016 CHEV JTKJF5C73B3006572 2011 TOYT 8/15/2022 JTDS4MCE1NJ095407 2022 TOYT NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2007 Chrysler VIN: 3A4FY48B97T505865 2014 Nissan VIN: 3N1CE2CP4EL354023 2009 Nissan VIN: JN8AS58T99W049805 To be sold at auction at 8:00 am. on August 3, 2022 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ or all bids. AUGUST 5, 2022 1NXBA02E2TZ419829 1996 TOYT 3KPA25AD6LE334607 2020 KIA YV4CZ852261253994 2006 VOLV NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 2603 OLD DIXIE HIGHWAY KISSIMMEE, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. AUGUST 5, 2022 1YVHP81A595M10663 2009 MAZD AUGUST 6, 2022 WBXHT3C38G5E55697 2016 BMW NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Preston’s Towing. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 07:00 am 605 E Donegan Ave, Kissimmee, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 8/7/2022 KM8K5CA50JU075065 2018 HYUN 1GDY72BA6C1904316 2012 GENERAL MOTORS CORP WMWRE334X5TD90409 2005 MINNI ML32A4HJ9FH011635 2015 MITS

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Employment Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (NYSE: AMD) is a global semiconductor company that designs & develops a wide range of microprocessors & graphic processor units. AMD has the following positions in Orlando, FL: Sr. Firmware Engineers to design, test, and/or optimize operating systems-level software, embedded systems, or firmware for the development of next-generation semiconductor products. Sr. Silicon Design Engineers to research, design, develop, and/or test electronic components and systems for semiconductor and related device development. All positions require related degree and/or experience and/ or skills. Multiple open positions. For full information & to apply online, visit our careers page at https://www.amd.com/en/corporate/careers and click the FIND JOBS button. F/T Marketing Specialist – Orlando, Florida – STL Truckers, LLC Prepare reports, illustrating data and translating complex findings into written text. Collect, analyze data on customer demographics, needs, and buying habits to identify potential markets and factors affecting demand. Conduct research on consumer opinions and marketing strategies. Assess customer, satisfaction and measure effectiveness of marketing and communications programs and strategies. Seek and provide information to help determine position in the marketplace and gather data on competitors and analyze their prices and method of marketing and distribution. Requirements: At least BA in Marketing or Management and 24 months of experience in Marketing and/or Management or a related field OR 48 months of experience. Resumes to: mmmk@stltruckers.com or Mail to: STL Truckers, LLC Attn: Murod Yusupov 3088 Elm Point Industrial Dr. St. Charles, MO 63301 HR Speclst. needed for Rodizio Grill, Orlando, FL to prep. & maint. emply. recs.; Asst. in hiring & rel. work; Pro. payroll using Paycom; Prov. Asst. w/HR pol. & proc. for clients. Rev. job appl. Res. & job ord. to match applts. w/job req. Maint. emplys. time & attnd. & mangd. OT hrs. Req. AS in HR, F/T mail resume to 9829 S 1300 E, #302, Sandy, UT 84094. Market Analyst needed for Rodizio Grill Orlando, FL to prep. rep. of finds., comp. composite data to anlyz. mrkt. post. Seek & prvd. Info. to help restr. to det. mrkt. pos. Col. & anlyz. data on custm. prefrs., menu pricing, food prep. methods, nutr. concerns & catr. Mrkt. Req. BBA, F/T mail resume @ 9829 S 1300 E, #302, Sandy, UT 84094. System Engineer (Orlando, FL)-Plans and manages the CMDB, Program and Develop applications using Service Now and JavaScript. Knowledge of Active Directory, Integrations, automation and relevant IT architecture. Masters in Engineering req. Please email resumes to lijo@dolphinsolutionsinc.com TECHNOLOGY ServiceNow Inc is accepting resumes for the following positions in Orlando, FL: Sr. Performance Engineer (5043-3664409): Manage and resolve issues related to the ServiceNow platform, focusing on performance and instance availability. Telecommuting permitted.

Email resume to servicenowresumesUS@servicenow. com. Or mail resume, to ServiceNow Inc, Attn: Global Mobility, 2225 Lawson Lane, Santa Clara, CA 95054. Resume must include job title, job ref. #5043-3664409, full name, email & mailing address. No phone calls. Must be legally authorized to work in U.S. without sponsorship. EOE.

Sr. Data Scientist, Financial Planning and Analysis Universal Orlando 6526389 Sterile Processing Tech I - WPH Sterile Processing - FT - Varies Winnie Palmer Hospital Orlando Health 6526380

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Strategic Financial Analyst (Considering Out-of-State Candidates) Florida Virtual School 6526168

Team Leader Full Sail University 6526158 Recreation Worker - Engelwood Neighborhood Center City of Orlando 6526154

Land Development Records Specialist Polk County Board of County Commissioners 6526152

Transportation Bus Maintenance – Area Mech Fleet B Mechanic Walt Disney World Resort 6526150 Sales - Account Manager - Inside Sales GreatInsuranceJobs 6526147

GO TO ORLANDOJOBS.COM & ENTER THE JOB NUMBER IN KEYWORD FIELD TO LOCATE THIS POSTION Host/Hostess (Dinner), Harvest Bistro - Signia by Hilton Orlando Bonnet Creek Signia by Hilton Orlando Bonnet Creek 6526125 Member Services Representative, Oviedo YMCA Family Center YMCA of Central Florida 6526119

Commercial HVAC Duct Foremen (Orlando and Tampa) Energy Air Inc. 6526049

Senior AWS / NodeJS Software Engineer -- Remote - US TTEC 6526035 Shift Lead - Food&Beverage Give Kids The World 6526006

HEALTH INFORMATION SPECIALIST Seminole County Sheriff’s Office 6525899

GIS Senior Analyst Orange County Sheriff’s Office 6525879 Senior Compensation Partner (Hybrid) AAA National Office 6525453

Marketplace Attendant - Embassy Suites Orlando Lake Buena Vista South Embassy Suites Orlando - Lake Buena Vista South 6525386

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HIREPALOOZA 2022 OrlandoJobs.com 6524354

Shop Technician SEAL DISTRIBUTORS INC 6524353

Training and Development Manager Orange County Clerk of Courts 6524228

Human Resource Generalist Boys & Girls Club of Central Florida 6524221 Travel Specialist American Fundraising Foundation 6523464

Business Institute Manager Early Learning Coalition of Orange County 6523361

Work From Home French / Bilingual Customer Service Omni Interactions 6522965 Filtration Mechanics SeaWorld Orlando 6522650

Before and After School Teacher KinderCare Learning Companies 6522490

Membership Development Representative (sales) East Orlando Chamber of Commerce 6522420

Line Cook, The Edison Delaware North 6522417 Central Florida Virtual Hospitality Job Fair June 1st-30th OrlandoJobs.com Recruits! 6522261

Food & Beverage Attendant $1,000 sign on bonus available for FT new employees Palmas Restaurant Group 6522249 Talent Acquisition Coordinator ll University of Central Florida 6522085

Assistant Front Office Manager Orlando Marriott Lake Mary 6522079

Amphicar (Amphibius Car) Mechanic The BOATHOUSE 6522048 Garage Door Installers & Service Technicians Banko Overhead Doors 6521814

Restaurant Steward for NCL Pride of America Cruise Ship Norwegian Cruise Lines - Shipboard 6521652

Prep Cook -Kissimmee - $600 Hiring Bonus Kobe Japanese Steakhouse 6521480 Line Cook 4Rivers Smokehouse 6521478

Residential Electrician Terry’s Electric Inc. 6521411

A/R Clerk Performance Food Group / PFG 6521111

Plant Maintenance Mechanic T.G. Lee Dairy 6519473 Forklift Operator CHEP 6519449

Marketing Manager - Part Time Confidential Employer 6519314

Driver (26 FT Box Truck) Career Xchange 6519313 Managing Director Per Scholas Inc 6518287

Work From Home - Customer Service Call Center (Orlando, FL area) Summit Broadband 6518140 HIREPALOOZA 2022 OrlandoJobs.com 6524354 Executive Assistant to the CEO Early Learning Coalition of Orange County 6523360 Leadership Opportunities SeaWorld Orlando 6521726

Human Resource Manager Florida Paints 6521197

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