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6/25 ANJELAH JOHNSON-REYES: WHO DO I THINK I AM? TOUR

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COMING SOON 6/18 THE ROCK N’ROLL PLAYHOUSE: BOB MARLEY FOR KIDS FATHER’S DAY CELEBRATION

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10/06 LOUD AND LIVE PRESENTS FITO PAEZ: LOVE AFTER LOVE TOUR 30 YEARS

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10/07 COIN: UNCANNY VALLEY TOUR WITH MILOE

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10/14 FLAMING LIPS

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9/03 STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO: CALM BEFORE THE CHAOS TOUR 9/04 BERES HAMMOND: SOLID LOVE TOUR 2022 9/05 THE AUSTRALIAN PINK FLOYD: ALL THAT’S TO COME 9/09 AMY SCHUMER: WHORE TOUR 9/14 LOUD & LIVE PRESENTS SERVANDO Y FLORENTINO: EN TU CIUDAD TOUR 2022

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12/02 OUTBACK PRESENTS TAYLOR TOMLINSON: HAVE IT ALL TOUR

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NEWS+ VIEWS 7 Your Words

Letters to the editor + Clay Jones’ comic

9 ICYMI

A multimillion-dollar cocaine bust in Winter Park, UCF will join the Big 12 and more news

11 The final tally

Starbucks workers in Oviedo vote to unionize — the first Orlando-area store to do so

13 Informed Dissent

The GOP base have called Jan. 6 a false flag. They’ve done everything but look it in the eye.

ARTS+ CULTURE 15 Live Active Cultures

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Local playwright Joseph Hayes moves from a Fringe hit to a world premiere without a pause

FOOD+DRINK 16 The tire man cometh

The Michelin inspectors have bestowed stars and recommendations on Orlando. Does it matter?

25 Recently Reviewed

Short takes from the month’s restaurant reviews

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FILM+ MUSIC 27 On (small) Screens

Streaming premieres this week: Civil: Ben Crump, Love and Anarchy and more

29 Feints of Los Angeles

Should we go away mad because Mötley Crüe just won’t go away?

33 This Little Underground

Beth McKee’s new album Monday After Sunday is perhaps her finest hour

BACK PAGES 34 Selections of the Week

Our picks of the best things to do and see this week, plus plenty of event listings

37 Free Will Astrology

Your horoscope for the week of June 15-21

37 Gimme Shelter

Big pup Hank is having a rough go of it in the shelter and could really use a loving home

41 Savage Love

‘Judgment Day,’ plus ‘Ripley’s Believe It or Not!’

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¶ The Second Amendment is legal gibberish Last week, columnist Jeffrey C. Billman opined on the tortured elasticity of the Second Amendment to the Constitution, and the tragic results for our nation daily. “Nothing will change,” concluded Billman despondently. I live here in Orlando. Your article on the 2nd Amendment was excellent! My cousin is an avid black power weapon owner and when I asked him the question about the intent of the 2nd Amendment he totally agreed with both of us. It was written in a time and before the need to kill numerous people in short order. It was written in a time when you actually had to take time to load a musket, not switch multiple rounds and magazines. Bravo, sir! Keep writing! — James Ingram

¶ Remembering Christina Grimmie Our last issue featured a piece reflecting on the murder of pop singer Christina Grimmie at Orlando’s Plaza Live six years ago. It was one of Orlando’s most tragic and shocking crimes ... for about 26 hours, until the massacre at the Pulse Nightclub that very same weekend. “She deserved better from this life, as do we all,” concluded writer Shelton Hull. I was at her concert the night she was murdered because I knew the boys in the band she opened for. The tragedy of her death radiated beyond that madman’s intention and traumatized those boys, their families and all her young fans. I appreciate that she is not forgotten. Please continue putting names and stories like this out there. Eventually, I pray, humanity will be humane. — Mari Lynch

¶ Ditch meat to keep Earth alive To the editor: The future is so close we can taste it. The popularity of innovative, nutrient-packed vegan foods is exploding, and it’s only going to grow. According to a new research report by Future Market Insights, sales of plant-derived foods are projected to reach a value of $34.5 billion by 2032. It’s good news that eating habits are shifting: We can’t eat dead food and keep the Earth alive. A vegan Beyond Burger generates 90% fewer greenhouse gas emissions than a quarter pound of U.S. beef. And this rapidly evolving industry is saving animals. After miserable months on a crowded feedlot, cows raised for their flesh are shipped without food or water to a slaughterhouse, where their throats are slit—some while still conscious. By eating meat, we condone killing animals, fuel the climate catastrophe, and poison our air and water. Let’s ditch meat. — Rebecca Libauskas Climate Research Specialist, PETA Foundation

‘PRIME TIME’

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BY ALEX GALBRAITH, MAITANE ORUE, NICOLLE OSORIO AND PATRICIA TOLLEY

A multimillion-dollar cocaine bust in Winter Park, Joan Jett gives a damn about bad breeding programs, UCF will join the Big 12 and other news you may have missed last week. »

Florida had more COVID-19 deaths than anywhere else in the country last week

Orlando Pride’s head coach Amanda Cromwell and assistant coach Sam Greene have been placed on administrative leave. The recommendation that both coaches be temporarily sidelined came from the National Women’s Soccer League and NWSL Players Association joint investigation team, according to a statement from NWSL. The investigation came about because of an “alleged retaliation that comes into violation of the NWSL Policy to Prevent and Eliminate Workplace Discrimination, Harassment and Bullying.” In the meantime, Seb Hines, who is assistant coach and been with the team since 2020, has stepped in to be the interim head coach. Assistant coaches Michelle Akers and Aline Villares Reis will continue in those positions. The roster for Pride has been put on hold so no player can leave the team until the investigation is over. Cromwell and Greene’s standing in the club will not be known until after the investigation is over.

According to data from John Hopkins, 262 people have died since the Florida Department of Health released their bi-weekly COVID data reports on June 3. Overall, Florida had the highest death toll in the whole country last week, when 219 people died. That was well ahead of other populous states such as Texas (76 deaths) and California (195). Even so, the death rate in Florida has massively decreased from previous spikes. During the most recent variant-fueled outbreak in September 2021, 2,468 died in one week. The Sunshine State has now lost a total of 74,886 people due to COVID-19, and reports from state auditors note that that number is off by at least 3,000.

Gov. Ron DeSantis calls protesting outside Supreme Court justices’ homes ‘insurrection’ on Fox News Rather than addressing, say, the state’s dueling crises of housing affordability and environmental collapse, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was in the Fox News studios last week calling protesting outside a public official’s home “an insurrection,” as the U.S. Congress held hearings on the rioters that stormed into the halls of the capitol on Jan. 6, 2020. “I think that we have a rule of law in this country and you don’t get to just have a mob descend on a Supreme Court justices’ house or try to impede the operations of government because there may be a decision you don’t like,” he said. “That would be considered an insurrection, to stop a court from functioning, and yet they seem to get away with a lot more than if the shoe were on the other foot.” DeSantis has already passed a law in Florida barring protest outside of homes, reacting to neighbors of SCOTUS Justice Brett Kavanaugh protesting outside his home following the leak of a draft ruling overturning Roe v. Wade. During his Fox News stop, DeSantis was referring to abortion rights activists who planned a blockade of intersections around the Supreme Court in an attempt to halt a process which would overturn fundamental reproductive rights protections in the U.S. The fact that conservative actors attempted much of the same with traffic-snarling convoys in D.C. earlier this year doesn’t matter. There is no hypocrisy when your only political goal is to poke the other side in the eye.

Orlando Pride head coach Amanda Cromwell temporarily suspended during investigation

University of Central Florida Knights will join Big 12 in July 2023 The future will contain a lot less asterisks. The UCF Knights have announced the official date that they’ll leave the American Athletic Conference and join the Big 12 conference on July 1, 2023. UCF Athletic Director Terry Mohajir announced the Knights’ transition to the major conference on June 10. “UCF teams in [the AAC] have produced many championships and other memorable moments. The 2022-23 athletics seasons will conclude a full decade for UCF in the AAC, and we are proud of the contributions we’ve made to grow and enhance the stature of the conference. We’re proud to participate and compete in this very competitive league for one more year,” Mohajir said. UCF reached an agreement with the American Athletic Conference to compete for one more season before transitioning its membership to the Big 12 next year. Joining UCF in the move from the AAC will be the University of Cincinnati and the University of Houston.

Millions of dollars in cocaine found by authorities after failed hand-off at Winter Park restaurant Investigators found millions of dollars in cocaine after witnessing the handoff of a duffel bag full of the stuff outside a Winter Park restaurant. According to a government affidavit, investigators from the Department of Homeland Security were following Wayne Stout Jr. as part of an investigation into money laundering. In the process of tailing Stout, they say they watched him pull several coolers and bags out of an Orlando storage unit on Edgewater Drive and hand one bag off to another man in a parking lot. When they followed that man, identified by authorities as 55-year-old Avery Lans, he began driving erratically. At some point, Lans tossed the bag out of the car. The bag was found to have nearly 12 pounds of cocaine inside it. Further investigation of the storage unit found 109 additional kilograms of cocaine. The police value each brick at around $30,000. Both Stout and Lans have been arrested.

Joan Jett questions SeaWorld breeding program on behalf of PETA at annual shareholder meeting Rock legend Joan Jett questioned SeaWorld’s ongoing practice of breeding marine mammals in the parks during the company’s annual general meeting Monday. At the virtual meet-up, Jett disparaged the park’s continued breeding of dolphins and beluga whales on behalf of the animal rights organization PETA before calling on SeaWorld to end the practice. Jett’s question to the executive group of the theme park chain was shared ahead of the event. “SeaWorld has caused public outrage by continuing to forcibly breed bottlenose dolphins and beluga whales in order to create generations of animals who then suffer in cramped tanks, deprived of any semblance of a natural life. In the park’s breeding program, unwilling female dolphins are taken from the water and sometimes even drugged so they can’t fight back while SeaWorld staff thrust tubes filled with semen into their uteruses,” Jett said. “We can all agree that sexually abusing dolphins and whales who must carry out their forced pregnancies is disrespectful to these forms of intelligent life, heedless of these wonderful animals’ rights, and just plain wrong. My question is this: When will SeaWorld end its sordid breeding program?” orlandoweekly.com

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Tracing the journey of a wealthy white family, a group of immigrants, and the people of Harlem, this musical production, presented on Juneteenth weekend, challenges us to stop and think about what it means to achieve the American dream and to be a friend and neighbor to all.

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The Pugh Theatre AT THE DR. PHILLIPS CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS

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THE FINAL TALLY

Starbucks workers in Oviedo vote to unionize — the first Orlando-area store to do so BY MC KEN N A SCHUELER

ast Thursday, Starbucks workers in Orlando voted 24 to 6 to unionize with Starbucks Workers United, joining at least four other Starbucks locations in Florida — and over 135 Starbucks stores in 28 states — that have voted #UnionYes. Even on a Zoom call, the tension was palpable. But there was excitement, too. Early afternoon on Thursday, over Zoom, a staff member of the National Labor Relations Board counted each vote that had been mailed in by Starbucks workers at the Mitchell Hammock & City Plaza location in Oviedo, Florida, over the last month. One by one. Anticipation. Nerves. Then, the final tally. 24 — Yes, for the union. 6 — No. Zero void ballots. An easy majority. Clay Blastic, a barista and organizer at the Orlandoarea Starbucks, celebrated the union’s victory. “Mitchell Hammock is a college store — we want to give those who next come through our store as partners to have a say in their job and their future,” Bastic said in a news release. Workers first filed for a union in March, when just over 190 Starbucks locations in the United States had filed petitions for union representation. Now, more than 280 Starbucks locations, out of about 9,000 company-owned locations in the

U.S., have filed to join a union across at least 38 states. In Orlando, Starbucks workers want to earn a living wage, get a faster rollout of credit card tips (“because it’s 2022,” barista Roy Sistovaris told Orlando Weekly last month), negotiate seniority pay for long-time employees and improve their overall working conditions. With a union, workers can negotiate for higher pay, better job benefits, and health and safety standards. On average, union members earn more than their non-union counterparts, according to the Economic Policy Institute. More than that, unions can also help reduce gender and racial disparities, and can raise workplace standards not just for union workers — but for all workers, union or not. “We love our store. We love our manager. We love this company. Together, we can make Starbucks so much more than it currently is,” the Oviedo Starbucks workers wrote in March to then-Starbucks CEO Kevin Johnson, announcing their intent to unionize. Starbucks workers nationwide, including here in Orlando, have faced an uphill battle in their efforts to organize with Starbucks Workers United, a campaign of the national union, Workers United, affiliated with the Service Employees International Union (SEIU). After Starbucks workers in Buffalo, New York, began organizing for a union with Workers United last August, Starbucks launched an aggressive — and expensive — campaign against the union. The multibillion-dollar coffee giant retained at

least 30 lawyers from one of the nation’s most notorious union-busting law firms, Littler Mendelson, in a desperate attempt to slow down a union campaign that’s caught fire. Former and now interim Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, who returned to lead the company in April, has referred to workers’ recent organizing efforts as a “threat” to employeeemployer relations. “We can’t ignore what is happening in the country as it relates to companies throughout the country being assaulted, in many ways, by the threat of unionization,” Schultz told baristas on his first day back as Starbucks CEO. Reiterating a common anti-union talking point, Schultz has derided the Starbucks Workers United as an outside force, a third party, attempting to wedge itself “between us and our people.” Yet this woefully misconstrues the fact that it’s literally Starbucks baristas and shift supervisors — the backbone of Starbucks’ workforce — who are leading the union drive, motivated by a desire to improve their own workplace and livelihoods but also their co-workers’, as well as future workers. “Starbucks claims to be a progressive company, and they’re using this social justice language, but people see past that,” Joseph Thompson, a student barista who organized two Starbucks locations in Santa Cruz, California, recently told The Intercept, of the coffee chain’s union-busting tactics. Workers have also faced retaliation for organizing, which is illegal under federal labor law. Over 20 Starbucks union leaders say they have been fired from their stores for union activity since August, in Tennessee, Kansas, New York and Arizona. In May, the union filed 67 unfair labor practices, and the NLRB has filed multiple complaints against Starbucks for alleged violations of federal labor law, including illegal forms of coercion, intimidation and firing pro-union workers. They’re also threatening to close down a popular, newly unionized Starbucks in Ithaca. Essentially, the company is “conducting some kind of subterranean reign of terror,” as retired labor studies professor Bruce Nissen put it. Intimidating workers or making threats to job benefits, job security or pay is illegal under the National Labor Relations Act. It can also demoralize the workforce and pit workers against the union. “That’s standard unionbusting,” Nissen, a stalwart labor activist, told Orlando Weekly. Still, if the union succeeds — not just by winning union elections but by securing contracts — the Starbucks Workers United campaign could be a harbinger of the U.S. labor movement, particularly within the service sector. Nissen said this could bring “a massive turnaround in the kind of consciousness of workers and their willingness to band together, fight back and build power and build unity together.” Last month, workers at a Starbucks in Winter Park also filed for a union. According to Workers United, they’ll be voting inperson on June 14th. In the meantime, Starbucks workers at the East Mitchell Hammock store understand that this vote for the union is just the beginning. According to the union, Starbucks workers across the country have faced off with company management that is “completely unwilling to meet at the Bargaining Table in good faith,” per the news release. As Orlando barista Clay Bastic says, “Now the real fun begins: contract negotiation. We hope Starbucks joins us at the table in good faith for productive talks!” Orlando Weekly reached out to Starbucks for their response. A spokesperson for Starbucks management stated: “As we have said throughout, we will respect the process and will bargain in good faith guided by our principles laid out here. We hope that the union does the same.” Have news tips? Comments? Are you a Starbucks worker in Florida who’s organizing their workplace, or is thinking about it? Email reporter McKenna Schueler at mkaschueler@gmail. com or DM her on Twitter for her Signal.

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BIG LIARS The GOP base have called Jan. 6 a false flag, blamed it on antifa infiltrators, labeled it ‘left-wing violence,’ insisted it ‘was not an insurrection’ and claimed the Biden administration is using it ‘to unleash the national security state.’ They’ve done everything but look it in the eye. BY JEFFREY C. BILLMAN

he Republican line that last Thursday’s Jan. 6 Committee hearing was an “illegitimate” “sham” won’t fly outside of die-hard partisans. The committee’s evidence was too compelling to ignore. But they’re probably right that it won’t affect Democrats’ political fortunes this fall as much as inflation hitting 8.6% in May and gas prices eclipsing $5 a gallon. “Is Nancy Pelosi going to hold a prime-time hearing on inflation?” said Rep. Steve Scalise of Louisiana, a member of the Republican leadership. For 18 months, politicians who cowered during the riot have downplayed its significance. Weeks later, they refused to impeach Donald Trump for inciting the crowd, saying it was time to “move on.” As Trump maintained his grip over the party’s base, those who dared utter even the slightest criticism prostrated themselves before him. They’ve called it a false flag, blamed it on antifa infiltrators, and equated it to “left-wing violence” — i.e., the vandalism that occurred during some Black Lives Matter protests. They’ve insisted it “was not an insurrection” and claimed the Biden administration is using it “to unleash the national security state against law-abiding U.S. citizens, especially Trump voters.” They’ve done everything but look it in the eye. All the while, the cancer at its heart grew: In polls, twothirds of Republicans consistently say that the 2020 election was stolen. Trump knew this wasn’t true. His campaign manager and data guru told him so. Former Attorney General Bill Barr, a lackey who brushed aside Trump’s obstruction in Robert Mueller’s investigation, told him “it was bullshit.” But Trump fanned the flames anyway, aided by a coterie of low-rent hangers-on and grifters, as the “stolen” election became an article of faith in Republican politics. And here we are, living in a political reality in which reality itself is defined by ideology and partisanship. This is why the hearings are necessary: So that we remember what these bastards would have us forget — the shock we felt watching a bunch of camo-clad Bubbas breach the Capitol, the visceral horror of witnessing a real-time Beer Hall Putsch. Only now, we better understand how coordinated the attack was, and the degree to which Trump was not just a

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passive bystander but an earnest participant. In a speech just before the march to the Capitol, Trump told the Stop the Steal rally, “You’ll never take back our country with weakness. … Mike Pence, I hope you’re going to stand up for the good of our Constitution and for the good of our country. And if you’re not, I’m going to be very disappointed in you.” Trump, of course, wanted Pence to unilaterally declare him the victor — in other words, to stage a coup. Pence refused. After he learned Pence had been forced to flee the Capitol, Trump tweeted, “Mike Pence didn’t have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our Country and our Constitution.” Told the rioters wanted to literally hang Pence, Trump responded, “Maybe our supporters have the right idea.” Pence, he added, “deserves” it. Digesting it all, I couldn’t help but wonder why Trump isn’t spending his days in a federal prison, much less how he remains a front-runner for the 2024 Republican nomination. Perhaps that’s why Fox News acted as Trump’s defense team last Thursday night, not airing the hearing itself, but allowing Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity to spend two commercial-free hours “rebutting” it, drawing on the likes of Tulsi Gabbard and Darren Beattie — a Trump appointee who spent Jan. 6, 2021, telling Black people to “learn [their] place and take a knee to MAGA” — to cast doubt on the election and spread conspiratorial garbage. Soon, the right-wing propaganda cesspool will return to

pretending Jan. 6 never happened, or it happened long ago but isn’t relevant now. Also, LOOK! MIGRANT CARAVAN! There are a few reasons Democrats will get pummeled this fall (and they will). First, parties in power usually lose the midterms. Second, Democrats have an inherent disadvantage; they have to win the national popular vote by four or five points to keep the House, and polls have them losing by two. Third, you don’t overcome those headwinds when inflation is spiraling. Nothing in these hearings will change that. The immediate threat to voters’ wallets will always trump the more abstract threat to democracy. But while we need to reckon — right now — with the fact that Americans are about to empower representatives who have embraced the Big Lie, or at least the liar behind it, that doesn’t mean the Jan. 6 committee is pointless. It is laying down a historical marker and softening the ground for possible — though perhaps not likely — high-profile criminal prosecutions. No less important, it’s building a runway for bipartisan legislation to stop a future coup attempt, making explicit what pre-Trump norms always assumed to be true: The loser shouldn’t be able to cajole and threaten his way into the White House. That’s not the only election reform we need. But it’s a start.

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Joseph Hayes, one of Central Florida’s most prolific playwrights, moves from a Fringe hit to a world premiere without stopping ‘If I Had My Way’ | courtesy photo

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ored with Critics’ Choice awards at last month’s Orlando International Fringe Festival, only The Mockingbird News nabbed more than one win, claiming both “Best Individual Performance in a Drama” for star Sarah Lockard and “Best Director” for Leesa Halstead Castaneda. After that triumph, you might expect writer-producer Joseph Reed Hayes to take a break, but he’s back at Loch Haven Park with this weekend’s world premiere of If I Had My Way, the latest and largest work from one of Central Florida’s most prolific playwrights. “It was a great experience,” gushes Hayes about his first Fringe show since 2004, which came on the 20th anniversary of his first. “There was very little tension; everybody seemed from the very beginning to be on the [same] page. They knew what I was talking about, which is a remarkable thing. For me to hear what is in my head actually come out of a person’s mouth the way I thought it was wonderful.” Hayes has particular praise for Halstead Castaneda — whom he originally considered for the leading role — and Lockard. “I knew from the very beginning, because it was my brain, that it would be a complex and convoluted play to put on. Particularly for one person, when you’ve got a script that really could have very easily been a two-hour show, to do all of those words in what amounted to 45 minutes — that’s quite a job, and Sarah just did that so brilliantly that she deserved every award that she got for that.” The Mockingbird News was the penultimate project in a series funded by a Florida Division of the Arts and Culture “Specific Cultural Project Grant.” Hayes was one of only three playwrights in the state to receive the grant, and the only in Orange County, and he sounds as surprised as anyone. “I’m still astounded to this minute that this happened,” he says, explaining that he had previously applied for the same grant a

because it’s absolute bureaucracy, and if your brain can’t switch over from arts into paperwork, it’s really really hard.” Hayes says he only applied again last year to “keep something in the pipeline, just to let the state know that there is still interest in funding for arts. It was almost like I’m making a statement, and I fully expected not to get it. … Then I got that email from the state saying, ‘Oh, by the way, we got fully funded. And the application that you put in a year ago that you forgot about by now is going through.’” That funding allowed Hayes to develop his newest show through last December’s staged reading and a “jazz show” with Tampabased band La Lucha, as well as to stage The Mockingbird News, which he says was “almost like clearing out my notebook, using random thoughts that I could tie together into a common theme.” The series culminates in If I Had My Way, running June 16-20 at the Orlando Science Center’s Digital Adventure Theater, which, with seven actors and a full set, breaks from Hayes’ tradition of small-cast black-box shows. Inspired by true events, the show is set during 1945, when Kissimmee was home to a prisoner-of-war camp holding Italian combatants, and features a diverse cast helmed by local stage and screen legend Avis-Marie Barnes. “When one of the people I asked said, ‘Avis is interested in talking to you about directing the show,’ I burst into tears,” Hayes recalls. “She is just a delight and has understood the story from the moment we sat down and talked about it. She is bringing out things that, to be honest, I’m not even sure I knew about these characters; she just makes those connections, and she connects so well with the seven people on stage that I’m delighted beyond words.” He also gives Barnes credit for recruiting the majority-Black cast, which includes Eileen Antonescu, Holland Hayes, Jesus

Sherman, Stelson Telfort and Marian Tuck. “It’s a real wide range of people and they’ve connected immediately,” says Hayes. “They’re having a lot of fun. I have to leave sometimes just so they can go to work.” If I Had My Way’s premiere puts a cap on an intense six-and-a-half–month sprint, which was originally intended to be spread over a year, and Hayes already has several new ideas brewing. “It’s been a little rough,” admits Hayes, adding, “I haven’t even had a chance to go from ‘Fringe is over’ to ‘Let’s start this.’ It was just one long, continuous process, so I’d like to take some time to stop a little bit.” But although it’s unlikely that Hayes’ adult attention deficit hyperactivity disorder — which he openly discussed in Mockingbird News — will let him stay still for very long, he says he wouldn’t have it any other way. “I don’t think I would be an artist if it wasn’t for this neuro-divergence that I live with,” says Hayes, crediting ADHD with his ability to “keep several different balls in the air while concentrating on the one I’m working with. … There’s a thing called hyperfocus that ADD people do where the world goes away, and all you’re working on is that thing right in front of your nose and you can work on that one thing for 12 hours and not hear anyone else in the room.” “I wasn’t diagnosed officially until I was in my early 40s, which means until that point I just thought I was nuts,” Hayes shares. “The diagnosis itself is enough to free you from that self-doubt and self-loathing [because] once you know that it’s how your brain works, it is so freeing that it changes everything. That was the moment in my life where my life changed. … The combination of always being open to new experiences, and being able to narrow down into the one thing until it’s done, I consider it a blessing. I wouldn’t be an artist if not for that.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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The mysterious Michelin inspectors came and went from Orlando, leaving stars and recommendations in their wake. Everybody loves a pat on the back, but how much does the Guide really matter? BY FAIYA Z KARA

he Michelin Guide and its star rating system evoke a deep-seated reverence among chefs, restaurateurs and food lovers across the planet. Their respect is aimed at Michelin’s anonymous band of “inspectors,” charged with visiting and objectively rating restaurants from zero to three stars based on five criteria: quality of products; mastery of flavor and cooking techniques; the personality of the chef represented in the dining experience; harmony of the flavors; and consistency between inspectors’ visits. Said inspectors dine at restaurants on Michelin’s dime and have seemingly no conflicts of interest with the restaurants they visit. Never mind that Florida’s tourist boards collectively paid Michelin more than $1.5 million (as reported by the Miami Herald) to bring their restaurant inspectors to the Sunshine State. Fact is, Michelin stars translate to tourist dollars, and their reach has become increasingly global. It’s why the guide is gospel for jet-setting gastronauts bent on seeking out finer dining establishments around the world, and why a star can earn a restaurant unprecedented prestige, not to mention an influx of cash. Does Michelin matter? But in an era of internet democratization, does the Michelin Guide really matter? Michelin inspectors, after all, aren’t the only arbiters of taste. There are influencers on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok; “experts” who clickityclack on subReddits, as well as crowdsourced sites like Yelp and TripAdvisor; and more who promote and market restaurants in the food blogosphere. There are organizations like the James Beard Foundation and the World’s 50 Best Restaurants, dedicated to showcasing the most noteworthy restaurants in the biz, though both have certainly seen their fair share of controversy around inclusion, propping up bad players and Eurocentricity. Many legacy media outlets, including Orlando Weekly, still employ critics tasked with steering people toward good restaurants and away from subpar ones, while newer media outlets like Eater are a go-to source on where to dine in major metropolitan areas. So, it begs the question: Is the Michelin Guide necessary? The opinions of chefs and food professionals seem to run the gamut. “We don’t need a guide, especially in the age of social media,” said chef-owner Mark Berdin of Kadence before the announcement ceremony. “If you make great food consistently, people will come to your restaurant consistently.” (Kadence received a Michelin star.) Joe Yardley, who cooked at Michelin-starred Agern in New York City as chef de cuisine before opening Rebellion Wine Bar in Cocoa last year, feels that if Michelin is going to build a presence in the United States, it’s important they 16

visit Florida. “I think anything that brings awareness and business to restaurants in Florida has to be seen as positive. As far as whether we need the guide, it’s always nice to be recognized, but only places trying to show off or express dominance in the marketplace truly need it.” “It’s a pay-for-play situation,” said Knife & Spoon’s John Tesar about the taxpayer dollars used to bring the Michelin Guide to Florida. “Our business loves adulation, but there is no truth in food anymore. Only politics, popularity and pandering.” It was a blunt, if conflicted, declaration by the five-time James Beard Award nominee, who admitted he relished the thought of his restaurant receiving a Michelin star. (Knife & Spoon received a Michelin star.) Others, like chef-owner Bryce Bonsack of Michelin contender Rocca in Tampa, welcome the Michelin Guide, saying it’s necessary to legitimize the state’s dining landscape. “Never before in the history of Florida has there been more anticipation and conversation about our restaurant scene. Modern food journalism has been trending towards less restaurant criticism, or reviews with no stars or ratings given, and I think that trend is generally hurtful to restaurants and chefs. People like to discuss who got what and what they think a restaurant should get, and stars and ratings facilitate that.” The star system But there’s a reason why stars and numeric rating systems have quickly faded from restaurant criticism. Stars can offer a generalized snapshot of a restaurant’s worth and value, especially to the attention deprived, but they’re all too often reductive. In CBC News’ “Front Burner” podcast, food writer and former Toronto Star restaurant critic Corey Mintz took issue with the arbitrary classism of doling out stars. “There’s never a problem with more people making suggestions of where to eat, that’s always helpful,” said Mintz. “I think it’s the star system and the pressure it puts on people, particularly in the Yelp and social media ‘5-stars-or-it’sworthless’ era.” The pressure of maintaining a Michelin star, or the risk of losing one, is believed to be the primary reason why French chef Bernard Loiseau, of 3–Michelin star–rated La Côte d’Or in Burgundy, France, took his own life in 2003, and why Benoît Violier, the French-born chef of Restaurant de l’Hôtel de Ville in Crissier, Switzerland, did the same in 2016. Several others have renounced their stars or requested to be omitted from the Michelin Guide, because of the pressure maintaining a star can place on a restaurant’s staff and inner workings. British chef Marco Pierre White went so far as to ban Michelin inspectors from his restaurant in Singapore. “Eater got rid of its star rating system last year,” said Mintz, “the San Francisco Chronicle did it a couple of years ago, L.A. Times 10 years ago and, particularly during the pandemic,

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a lot of newspapers that still did a star system suspended it because they recognized restaurants are going through the hardest time ever. So it’s particularly antiquated for Michelin to come along with the star system as if the hospitality world hasn’t been underwater for the last two years.” “Readers will have to work a little harder to grapple with the text of a review now,” wrote Eater’s chief critic, Ryan Sutton, “and that’s a good thing, because they won’t be able to rely on the crutch of a star and all its baggage, ranging from empty authority (that’s you, Michelin) to veiled objectivity to false accessibility. I’ve put a lot of thought into my starred ratings over the years, but I’m certain they were one of the most arbitrary parts of my job. I’m glad I won’t be using them anymore.” Out of touch? Since 1926, the Michelin Guide has promoted automotive tourism by bestowing restaurants that warranted a stop with stars. A 1-star restaurant is deemed to have “high quality cooking” and is “worth a stop”; a 2-star has “excellent cooking” and is “worth a detour”; and a 3-star restaurant offers “exceptional cuisine worth a special journey.” Since 1997, “good quality, good value restaurants” have been awarded a Bib Gourmand. These are typically handed out to places where two courses and a glass of wine or dessert costs no more than $40. In recent years, however, the Michelin Guide has faced increased scrutiny over its judging criteria, in which the focus is placed on food and cooking techniques while issues of equity, race, labor, culture and health go unchecked. In an op-ed in the Globe & Mail, noted Toronto chef and restaurateur Jen Agg was highly critical of Michelin’s star rating system and its role in perpetuating a caustic mindset in restaurants. “If you were to work in [a restaurant] that tries to win ‘best of’ lists like Michelin, too often you’d find a toxic culture — places where they focus on hospitality and being a ‘house of yes’ to the diners, yet say no to reasonable requests from employees, such as asking that they not be sexually harassed on the job, or wanting to, y’know, be paid for all their hours worked. Of course, Michelin doesn’t pay attention to all that — if they did, a lot of places would be disqualified.” “They do not consider labor a part of their adjudication,” said Mintz on the “Front Burner” podcast. “The pandemic and the Great Resignation has been an opportunity for restaurants to rethink how they can operate in a way that values everyone, whereas the Michelin Star Guide is a return to that old-school way of thinking — it’s an elitist system that rewards exactly the kind of behavior that needs to change in the restaurant industry.” Agg concurs. Chefs are overwhelmingly excited about the Michelin Guide, which, she writes, says a lot about the change that hasn’t happened in the industry. “To hold on so lovingly to something so rooted in oldschool kitchen hierarchy and the kinds of restaurants that mete out real punishments for lack of compliance or failure to perform under immense pressure is the microcosm of why change doesn’t happen. This is an awards system that is so tangled up in the lifting-up of white men with access to capital that even when it throws a bone at a street-food restaurant, it feels very much like that: scraps.” So it’s not surprising that Agg has repeatedly stated that if one of her restaurants were to win a Michelin star, she would return it. Then there’s the issue of transparency. Michelin is tight-lipped about the financial deals hammered out with governmental bodies, like the one with Florida’s tourist boards. “That hasn’t stopped persistent reporters from poking holes in the guide’s carefully cultivated image of editorial independence,” writes Eater’s Brenna Houck. “Can the guide

[ food + drink ] continue to maintain its brand reputation when it’s accepting private money and sponsorships?” And what do we know about the secret cabal of inspectors? How many are there? Are inspectors primarily white men? What’s their racial, gender and cultural makeup? It’s troubling to learn former Michelin inspector Chris Watson considered the idea of giving three stars to an Indian, Chinese or Japanese restaurant “radical.” But supporters of Michelin — like Rocca’s Bonsack — say the guide offers an informed opinion and acts as a sort of catalyst to propel the industry forward. “They’re easily the most respected restaurant guide in the world, and for good reason. The attention Michelin draws will ultimately lead to higher compensation and respect for serious restaurant professionals here, which is wonderful.” On the “Front Burner” podcast, food writer Nancy Matsumoto said, “There’s this way to think of Michelin and that tier of fine dining as sort of like the equivalent of haute couture. Would I ever buy a dress that costs $5,000? No, but I’m sort of glad it exists, because it creates really top-level artisans.” Even Berdin conceded that the guide is a gauge of the rarefied heights of gastronomy and, at its best, “maintains and raises the caliber of the restaurants and chefs because it gives those people in the industry a rabbit to chase.” But maybe they’re chasing the rabbit for the wrong reasons. In an essay for Vanity Fair, the late A.A. Gill railed against chefs under Michelin’s spell, accusing them of no longer cooking for their diners but instead, for the mysterious inspectors. “Michelin still holds a withered widow’s grip on the aspirations of cooks,” wrote the former Sunday Times restaurant critic, and “spawned restaurants that were based on no regional heritage or ingredient but grew out of cooks’ abused vanity, insecurity, and fawning hunger for compliments.” Should we care? While newspaper restaurant reviews and their “Best Of” lists may resonate with locals, a Michelin star unquestionably brings international recognition and the power to attract tourists. But should we care? In an interview the late Anthony Bourdain gave with Maclean’s magazine in 2016, he was asked if a city’s lack of Michelin-starred restaurants equates to a subpar restaurant scene. “No, no, no, I think you’re doing it right if Michelin hasn’t come,” said Bourdain. “They’re utterly useless, and in no way prepared or capable of evaluating restaurants in a modern setting. How do you award stars? What’s the throughline of spectacular soup dumplings or a little tower of foie gras and truffles? No single organization is competent enough to put it all on the same scale. “The world they live in now is in no way the world the Michelin system was set up to evaluate back in France, which was all about motorists and seeing if it was worth driving an extra 50 miles for a restaurant. It’s a silly thing. Why do you want to help a tire company? You don’t owe them nothing.” In Orlando, we tend to wear our inferiority complex on our collective sleeves. How else to explain the longevity of the hashtag #orlandodoesntsuck? We gobble up national and international recognition and too often act like “we don’t belong.” I don’t think any Orlandoan was overly surprised to hear that Kadence, Capa, Knife & Spoon and Soseki each received a Michelin star, or to see Bombay Street Kitchen,

Domu, Papa Llama, Ravenous Pig, The Strand, Swine & Sons and Z Asian earn Bib Gourmands. (To see the 23 Orlando restaurants that received neither star nor Bib but did make it to the “recommended” list, visit orlandoweekly.com.) What was surprising, however, were the glaring omissions and head-scratching inclusions. Neither Kabooki Sushi nor Luke’s Kitchen received any stars; restaurants by James Beard-nominated restaurateurs Jason and Sue Chin weren’t recognized at all; and why would a restaurant that’s been open for just six months (like Bacán and Four Flamingos) already be a recommended listing? Oh, and in a slap to the face, no Tampa restaurant received a star. But aside from the uninformed grasp of our restaurant scene, Michelin seems to have an uninformed grasp of good writing as well. The

crave international recognition that we would pay a French interloper to pat us on the back and tell us we’re worthy? “Orlando is young and still finding its place in the world,” says Ricky Ly of food blog TastyChomps. “It would be a shame for the city to have to conform and mold to Michelin’s preconceived Old World criteria and framework of ‘good taste’ rather than truly forging its own path.” “You’re not missing anything,” said Bourdain about the Guide and its stars. “Who needs that kind of validation?! I think it’s meaningless. We’ve moved way beyond that.” Others, perhaps, need to catch up. fkara@ orlandoweekly. com

reviews in the guide aren’t just abysmal, they’re an embarrassment, and A.A. Gill was certainly no fan: “Food writing is already the recidivist culprit of multiple sins against both language and digestion,” said Gill, “but the little encomiums of the Michelin guide effortlessly lick the bottom of the descriptive swill bucket.” Accuracy also seems to take a back seat in the guide’s reviews. Consider this gem from the Z Asian capsule: “Behold the simple yet sublime dia nho, or sautéed bok choy with crispy garlic.” Dia nho means “small plates,” not sautéed bok choy with crispy garlic. “This sort of hideously embarrassing faux grandiloquence makes you seriously wonder about the inspectors,” Gill continues. “The anonymity that was so obsessively preserved as a proof of impartiality is also the sad hiding place of craven hobbyists and amateur wannabes.” So do we really need Michelin to tell us what we already know? Or do we so orlandoweekly.com

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recently reviewed BB.Q CHICKEN The first Florida location of the popular global Korean fried chicken chain is a draw for the city’s fowl-mouthed thanks to its crispy and saucy wings and boneless chicken. The hot mala and maple crunch are can’t-miss flavors. Pair with traditional sides like fries and onion rings or with distinctly Asian ones like steamed rice and delectable fried dumplings. Terra beer from Korea and soju are also offered. Open daily. (reviewed June 8) 1246 E. Colonial Drive, 407-2504178, bbdotqchicken.com, $$

TEN TEN SEAFOOD & GRILL Despite a name that implies an emphasis on seafood, Ten Ten Seafood & Grill is much more comprehensive. Its specialty is traditional Cantonese cuisine, featuring an extensive dinner menu, roving dim sum cart service, and Chinese barbecue, all served in a glitzy-yet-homey banquet-style hall that will feel instantly familiar to Chinese Americans. Open daily. (reviewed June 1) Golden Sparkling Plaza, 5600 W. Colonial Drive, 407-559-9999, $$$

THAI FARM KITCHEN College Park Thai restaurant (by way of Brooklyn) makes an effort to set itself apart from other Siamese neighborhood restos with varying degrees of success. Among the worthiest items: laab with duck confit, drunken noodles with softshell crab and shumai-like minced chicken dumplings. Open daily. (reviewed May 25) 2625 Edgewater Drive, 407-412-5239, thaifarmkitchen.com, $$$

GRILLED CHEEZUS Grilled cheese sandwiches — 17 ooeygooey varieties’ worth, served on Pullman brioche or ciabatta and waffle-grilled — are this sandwich shop’s stock in trade. All are served with a tomato bisque soup dipper. Open daily. (reviewed May 18) 912 N. Mills Ave., 407-412-5006, grilledcheezus.com, $$

AVA MEDITERRAEGEAN Just because the trendy Mediterranean hotspot packs the pretty people in doesn’t mean it lacks substance. The dishes here — from the potato mille-feuille to the bracing dorade tartare to the salt-baked branzino — are incredible. (Doesn’t mean there aren’t misses: flambéed halloumi cheese, chicken skewers.) The truffle risotto and rack of lamb are a winning combination. For an opening cocktail, try the Greek salad Gibson. To end, the mille-feuille tart is all class. Closed Monday and Tuesday. (reviewed May 11) 290 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-794-9896, avamediterraegean.com, $$$$

IMMERSION BY CHEF RIKKU Chef Rikku Ó’Donnchü opens his multisensorial, whimsical and macabre tasting menu concept to the public — at least to those who can afford to indulge in

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DOLCE Salads, handhelds, rice bowls and allday breakfast are offered at this intimate South Eola eatery, but it’s the confections that lure guests in. Cupcakes by Cupcake Wars Season 6 champion Jillian Hopke are offered, as are a host of crepes and sweets — the waffle cone stuffed with cheesecake is a solid choice. (reviewed April 20) 500 E. Central Blvd., 407-800-6100, dolcethorntonpark.com, $$

ISAN ZAAP Specializing in the infernal and invigorating fare of northeastern Thailand, Isan Zaap has a bevy of delights for those who like it hot and then some. The som tum tray comprises everything from fermented raw pork sausage to Vietnamese bologna to a mound of funky green papaya salad. It’s an ideal introduction to Isan fare, though don’t overlook zingy nam tok or items from the hush-hush menu (ask for it). Open daily. (reviewed April 13) 4693 Gardens Park Blvd., 407-203-1868, isanzaaporlando.com, $$

OOTOYA SUSHI LOUNGE Thornton Park sushi joint appeases both sushi purists and roll wreckers with a mix of traditional Japanese fare and a slew of makizushi offerings. Can’t-miss menu items include the bluefin tuna trio, black cod slicked in saikyo miso, and blue crab fried rice. Open daily. (reviewed April 6) 621 E. Central Blvd., 407-930-2002, ootoyasushilounge.com, $$$

TWENTY PHO HOUR It’s easy to be enamored by the monochromatic optics inside this 2D noodle bar (touted as America’s first), but it’s the boffo bowls of pho that really hold your gaze. You can go traditional with simple and satisfying pho tai, or bling it up proper with the “Pho King,” a $45 soup with filet mignon, lobster and foie gras. Open 24 hours on Fridays and Saturdays. (reviewed March 30) 11951 International Drive, 407-788-1201, twentypho-hour.com, $$$

14 BIS PIZZERIA The aviation-themed pizzeria has a geekycool interior, but it’s the sugar-crusted pizzas that lure in scores of Brazilian pizza hounds. Toppings range from the unorthodox (sweet corn, catupiry, olives with pits) to the traditional, but you’ll want to use a fork and knife. Smaller toppingfilled sfihas are also a draw and make ideal dessert endings. Closed Monday. (reviewed March 23) 2869 Wilshire Drive, 407-7771414, 14bispizzeria.com, $$ n

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[ film + tv ] Jurassic Park) finally unveils the stop-motion horror feature he’s been working on since he completed his duties on Robocop 2 in 1990. Damn, do you know how many movies Guillermo del Toro could make in that time? Half! Half a movie! (Shudder)

grounds rather than being stuck in a cell … but only because they’ve been shot up with mood-controlling drugs. And since movies like this always have a twist, I’m betting there’s a downside too. (Netflix) The Summer I Turned Pretty — Once upon a time, a 16-year-old girl would have gotten called a tramp if she had dated two brothers simultaneously. Especially if they were the sons of her mother’s best friend, as is the case in this series adaptation of the best-selling YA novel. Thank God we live in a more enlightened time, and can recognize she’s only a tramp because she’s already wearing makeup. (Amazon Prime)

Dead End: Paranormal Park — Animated comedy is in the offing when two pals discover that the haunted-house attraction where they work might be the gateway to Hades. Strangely silent right now: everyone you know who used to work at Terror on Church Street. (Netflix) Players — Mockumentary is the format as we learn all about the wide world of esports from the “bad boys of gaming.” Makes you wonder what the good boys of gaming are doing these days. Helping Frogger get to the other side, perhaps? (Paramount+)

Civil, a documentary chronicling Florida attorney Ben Crump, premieres Sunday on Netflix

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Streaming premieres you won’t want to miss by Steve Schneider PREMIERES WEDNESDAY: Centauro — From Spain comes the story of a talented motorcyclist who tries to bail his baby mama out of a drug debt by running shipments for the traffickers. Reminds me of something I once said to my grad-school thesis advisor: “Narcotics got me into this, and narcotics will get me out.” (Netflix) Family Reboot — Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos were the money behind this six-episode docuseries in which busy families go on soul-searching retreats to feel closer together. Oh sure, because camping out with Kelly Ripa is the bonding experience everybody aspires to. (Disney+) God’s Favorite Idiot — The latest project from Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone is a comedy series about a budding romantic relationship that gets tested when one of the partners becomes a modern-day prophet. Netflix temporarily suspended production when it learned something worrisome about the series: namely, that it’s the latest project from Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone. (Netflix) Iron Chef: Quest for an Iron Legend — This reboot of the classic culinary competition features chefs who have received top ratings from the New York Times and Michelin. I don’t know what their skills at changing a tire have to do with anything, but I guess it’s nice to know the losers will get home safely. (Netflix) Love, Victor — In Season 2, Victor took the

major step of coming out to his parents. Now, in Season 3, he faces an equally daunting dilemma: choosing between the two young suitors who are vying for his heart. Listen, I don’t want to sound insensitive or anything, but I don’t think that last part is an issue the Zebra Coalition is especially concerned with. (Disney+ and Hulu) Web of Make Believe: Death, Lies & the Internet — In six documentary episodes, filmmaker Brian Knappenberger explores the extent to which online misinformation can manipulate the public. If you’re reading this column on our site instead of in print, you really want to get me a sandwich right now. (Netflix) The Wrath of God — From Argentina comes a thriller about a young woman who begins to suspect that the deaths of her loved ones were caused by a famous writer. (Speaking of which, when OPD comes sniffing around, remember it was just a damn sandwich!) (Netflix)

PREMIERES THURSDAY: Love and Anarchy — The second season of the Swedish romcom finds Sophie divorced from her husband and trying to make a go of it with Max, but distracted by changes in the publishing business she consults for. Personally, I think it’s a sign you don’t really want a relationship to work if you can be distracted by an industry that doesn’t even exist anymore. (Netflix) Mad God — Visual-effects artist Phil Tippett (an Oscar winner for Return of the Jedi and

You Don’t Know Me — An accused murderer has four episodes to clear his name in this British courtroom drama. Given that the character’s name is Hero, you could probably do worse than betting your scratch-off winnings on “innocent all along.” (Netflix)

Rutherford Falls — Season 1 of the Ed Helmsheadlined sitcom drew acclaim for its funny but accurate portrayal of the delicate dynamic between indigenous peoples and EuropeanAmericans. Season 2 promises further conflicts set in motion by the actions of casino CEO Terry Thomas (Michael Greyeyes). Don’t tell me he’s going to be booking Greta van Fleet like the Seminole Hard Rock does, because that’s pretty unfair when all we did was give them smallpox blankets. (Peacock)

PREMIERES SATURDAY: Alchemy of Souls — South Korean fantasy writers the Hong Sisters contribute a series based on the concept of hwanhonsool — a phenomenon in which the souls of the longdeceased miraculously return to the land of the living. Dang, an entire show about the Lincoln Project? (Netflix)

Sing, Dance, Act: Kabuki Featuring Toma Ikuta — Documentary cameras follow actor Ikuta as he trains for his very first kabuki performance, under the tutelage of his old friend Matsuya Onoe. Aaaand they both just got hit with a C&D from Gene Simmons. (Netflix)

Spriggan — The ’90s manga becomes an anime serial in which enemy combatants fight over powerful artifacts left behind by an ancient civilization. When they were titling the thing, I’m surprised they didn’t go with the direct English translation, I Knew I Should Have Kept All Those Pogs. (Netflix)

Snoop Dogg’s F*CN Around Comedy Special — Katt Williams and Mike Epps are among Snoop’s guests in a performance recorded during the recent Netflix Is a Joke Festival. Yes, yes, the same festival where the guy got beat down for attacking Dave Chappelle. I don’t know about you, but I’m thrilled to have lived long enough that standing next to Snoop Dogg is now “the safe option.” (Netflix)

PREMIERES SUNDAY: Civil: Ben Crump — Public crusades and family commitments contribute to a documentary portrait of the Florida activist attorney, who came to prominence as the lawyer for Trayvon Martin’s parents. Is the doc going to be a hagiography? Probably. But who from this state would you rather see hagiographied right now? Casey Anthony’s life coach? (Netflix)

PREMIERES FRIDAY: Good Luck to You, Leo Grande — Is a night of passion with a gigolo the key to happiness for frustrated widow Emma Thompson? Or should she just stick to throwing dead mackerel at headshots of Kenneth Branagh? (Hulu)

PREMIERES TUESDAY: The Future Of — Netflix presents a 12-episode docuseries focusing on the technological amenities we’re all going to enjoy not too far down the road. You know, when there’s no more Netflix. (Netflix)

Home — Season 2 covers territories from the Netherlands to Indonesia to Mexico, in search of more folks who live in cutting-edge domiciles of their own design. Hope the show makes it to Orlando in Season 3, ’cause there’s a guy here who’s done wonders with the ice machine outside the ViMi 7-Eleven. (Apple TV+)

Hip Hop My House — Recording artist Cam’ron, interior designer Zeez Louise and a bunch of guest rappers team up to give their fans’ homes a stylish makeover. Seriously, you’re going to be shocked by how much A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie knows about ottoman placement. (Paramount+)

The Lake — If the Kids in the Hall revival put you in the mood for more Canadian comedy, here’s a scripted series with Jordan Gavaris and Julia Stiles as siblings with distinctly different approaches to adulting. But I doubt it’ll have the same keen insight into familial dynamics as “Daddy Drank.” (Amazon Prime)

Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual — The writer, executive producer and star of Hulu’s Fire Island takes to the stand-up stage to extol the joys of threesomes, share masturbation tips and ponder what it means to be Asian. Apparently, it’s a lot more interesting than being Caucasian. (Follow me for more self-owns.) (Netflix)

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Mötley Crüe bring their glammy spectacle to Orlando this weekend | Photo by Dustin Jack

FEINTS OF LOS ANGELES

Should we go away mad — or to Camping World Stadium — because Mötley Crüe just won’t go away? BY STEVE SCHNEIDER

we change our mind.” Couldn’t ew things are tougher we have learned that from Todd than trying to make a case Miner Law at a far more reasonfor the continued exisMÖTLEY CRÜE, DEF LEPPARD, able hourly rate? tence of Mötley Crüe in 2022. POISON, JOAN JETT & THE Any argument one might fashion And yet … and yet … there’s BLACKHEARTS about mindless fun or stadium something about Mötley that can 4:30 p.m. Sunday, June 19 catharsis could barely withstand get you rooting for them despite Camping World Stadium the onslaught of withering yourself. Especially if you were 1 Citrus Bowl Place, memes comparing Vince Neil to there at the beginning. After all, campingworldstadium.com the Rankin-Bass Bumble — or this is the group that spooged its $49-$3,000 YouTube clips of him wheezing way onto the scene in 1981 with his way through another vocal Too Fast for Love — a record that performance that practically reinremains the finest slab of L.A. melvents the concept of phonetics. ody metal not titled Van Halen. As for Neil, I always choose to think of him the way he As they head into Camping World this week as part of a long-postponed tour with Def Leppard, Poison and Joan was when I first clapped eyes on his band, on Jan. 30, 1984, Jett, the Crüe are useful mostly for the lesson that a legal at Madison Square Garden (opening for Ozzy Osbourne). His agreement to never reunite can include the codicil “unless M.O. that night was the polar opposite of the state-fair humili-

ations we’re now accustomed to: Race to the very end of the stage-right catwalk, sing two lines while dangling precariously over the crowd, then sprint across the stage to the very end of the stage-left catwalk to sing the next two lines. Repeat for an hour, never running out of breath. Clearly, this was a man who had been told he could be a millionaire by the end of the year if he wanted it badly enough. He did. After that ... well, we all know what happened. The millions went to paying off vehicular manslaughter, and the Crüe’s subsequent recorded output mostly made them look as dumb as they were, not as smart as they could sometimes manage to appear. (After the debut, there was no more name-checking Sandra Dee.) Decades of hard living and commercial compromises later, they’re in danger of getting their ass kicked by Def Leppard, a band who sound as if they’re playing to a click track even when they aren’t. But if only for old times’ sake, I’d like to believe the P.R. boasts that Neil has finally pulled his act together for this allimportant round of shows. Failing that, I’d like to think that whatever vestigial shortcomings we might see and hear will be offset by the opportunity to reconnect with a part of us that once knew how it felt to be under the gun, on the run, to be Public Enemy Number One. I can’t support that optimism on an objective, intellectual level, of course. I can’t decide for you if you should risk the money. I’m not the one they call Dr. Life Coach Feelgood. I’m just a guy who has a hard time letting go of a crush. But I do know one thing: If you’re going to get tanked for the show, do it outside a package store beforehand instead of paying those hyper-inflated stadium beer prices. Mick Mars might not have learned anything since 1983, but you and I sure have.

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LOCAL RELEASES

After teasing single “Swamp Sistas Cosmic Drifter” in March, local songbird Beth McKee now makes a fuller outing with brand-new mini-album Monday After Sunday, her first collection since 2018’s Dreamwood Acres. While she’s spent a career exploring the many sides of Southern style, this work is probably McKee’s most honed and cohesive capture of its essence to date. Although it’s another of McKee’s trademark Southern mosaics, Monday After Sunday is the one that coalesces all her best sensibilities. It’s also her most Americana record yet, due largely to the excellent pedal steel work of renowned North Carolina Sacred Steel guitarist DaShawn Hickman. It’s a look that McKee wears well. In fact, the two songs featuring Hickman — “Strange Cookie” and “Railroad Ties” — are instant standouts because of his twangy grace. Another highlight is McKee’s regal rendition of Tom Petty’s “Down South,” which strokes the great original with impressive elegance. Among the rest are some of the best distillations of Southern soul in McKee’s catalog. Overall, the sixsong suite is a lush affair where rich, easy vibes of pianos, organs, pedal steel and accordion are further bolstered by lots of backing vocals from longtime collaborator John Pfiffner, Jeffrey Dean Foster, Terri Binion and Swamp Sistas E-Turn, Rachel Decker, Amy Robbins and Bunky Garrabrant. Although still prismatic as McKee likes to be, this concise work benefits from more focus and judiciousness. Never before has she been more contemporary and tasteful as she is here. A document of refinement and renewal, Monday After Sunday is the best angle from McKee so far and is the monument of a veteran at the top of her game.

While Beth McKee has spent a career exploring the many sides of Southern style, her newest album, Monday After Sunday, is probably her most honed and cohesive capture of its essence to date

Permanent Makeup, Wet Nurse: Usually, the Will’s Pub patio shows are understandably chill. But this one’s gonna get loud. Tampa Bay art-punks Permanent Makeup blend progressive ethos and aggression into a high-tension attack. Bad news for the neighbors perhaps, but great news for us. (6 p.m. Saturday, June 18, Dirty Laundry, free)

Sad Halen, The TransDimensionalizers, Surf Witch, LeLe and the Bloodspitters: A little later and a block over will be this notable local bill anchored by two solid native bands in superlative fuzz-rockers Sad Halen and punk group the TransDimensionalizers. But it’ll The EP now streams everywhere and is also feature peeks at some new homegrown available on CD through Bandcamp. bands. LeLe and the Bloodspitters, whose debut EP will be released this very day, are an outlandish punk act whose members CONCERT PICKS THIS WEEK This week, some good freebies and fresh pack heavy pedigree from bands like Bubble Boys and Country Slashers. And Surf Witch looks. are a young band fronted by Megan Cahill Gene Loves Jezebel, Rosegarden and backed by Chris and the Chemtrails. Funeral Party, Super Passive, (7 p.m. Saturday, June 18, Uncle Lou’s, free) Sandman Sleeps, DJ Lavidicus: Jordan Foley & the Wheelhouse, When I first saw Gene Loves Jezebel in their prime, my teenage excitement was Feverdreams: As one of the area’s leadsomewhat blunted by the incestuous stage ing Americana acts today, Jordan Foley interplay between twin brothers Jay and and company are always a reliable force Michael Aston. Well, what you get isn’t of power and soul. But this will be the first always what you seek — SU-GAR! — and Orlando peek at Feverdreams, a promisfraternal acrimony ultimately split them ing new act that’s risen from the ashes into two separate versions of GLJ. In case of excellent Ocala band the States. With you’re keeping score, the one coming here is this year’s sweeping debut single “Wildfire the U.K.-based Jay Aston band. The loaded (Everything Dies),” Feverdreams are stakbill also features pre-eminent Dallas goth ing claim to territory that’s as rootsy as rockers Rosegarden Funeral Party, Orlando it is indie and should make fans of Mike post-punk group Super Passive, South Dunn and Gasoline Heart swoon hard. Florida’s Sandman Sleeps and Memento (8 p.m. Saturday, June 18, The Imperial Mori’s DJ Lavidicus. (8 p.m. Friday, June 17, Orlando, free) Will’s Pub, $20) baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Come As You Are

Comedians and musicians come together to benefit the Zebra Coalition this week. The locally based nonprofit helps area LGBTQ+ youth with services such as counseling and housing support. The host for the night is Kevin Tibbert, with Dean Napolitano as the headliner. Napolitano has starred in movies like Amy’s Wives and Transformers. The show includes comedians Lesley Jo, Rob Smiles, Blake Butler and more. Also performing are Orlando musicians Addison Muma and Sean Shakespeare. 7 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., willspub.org, $15. T H U R S D AY, J U N E 16

Cheer Live

Netflix show Cheer tumbles out of your television and on to the IRL stage in Orlando, as part of a national tour. “Cheer Live” brings out stars from the Netflix series — including Gabi Butler and Morgan Simianer — along with squads from Navarro College and Trinity Valley Community College and an appearance from National Champion cheerleading coach and author Monica Aldama. “I’m so excited to cheer again and to have the feeling of performing and going on tour,” said Simianer in a press statement. “We are all coming together without the competitions and pressure — it’s going to be so fun!” 7:30 p.m., Addition Financial Arena, 12777 Gemini Blvd. N., additionfiarena.com, $21-$26. F R I D AY, J U N E 17

Please Understand

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D E N Z E L C U R RY, T U E S D AY AT HOUSE OF BLUES

Please understand that “Please Understand” is less a formal “concert” than it is talented young producers, beat-makers and musicians trying out new material, riffing off favorite songs and improvising on the fly — not that it’s any less fun or engaging. This monthly residency at the Nook on Robinson is an incubator/salon for rising young talent from the hip-hop, electronic and experimental scenes doing freeform sets with accompanying projections. The atmosphere is crucially collegial rather than competitive, and things are loose and wild. This month features Deek Beats, Huloq, Bacon Grease and Psychic Fiction. Step to this. 9 p.m., The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St., free.

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Spooky Empire

Locally grown horror con Spooky Empire returns for a … spitballing here … Halfway to Halloween Edition? Whatever it is, the lineup is satisfyingly scary, daring and deep-cut eclectic for fans of the darker side of pop culture. How eclectic? Clint goddamn Howard — you know him from his cameos in brother Ron’s films like Apollo 13, but we know him from the seminal 1995 flick Ice Cream Man — is one of the headliners. Joining Howard in dispensing frights are “Jasons” Kane Hodder and Warrington Gillette — from Friday the 13th II (and a number of his prey from that flick); monsters from Monster Squad; Butch Patrick from The Munsters; and sundry wrestlers from WWE and AEW, including sentimental fave Scott “Scotty 2 Hotty” Garland. Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive, spookyempire.com, $40-$250. S AT U R D AY, J U N E 18

Black Wall Street Juneteenth Block Party This Ain’t That collaborates with Black Friday Orlando to celebrate Juneteenth in style. During the day there are a bunch of vendors lined up plus DJs, guest hosts, a kids zone and food trucks. The night comes alive with even more music: a mix of Afrobeat, hip-hop and more. This is a tribute to the spirt of Black Wall Street with about 50 Black small businesses and four clubs. Vendors will be providing all manner of goods like self-care items and clothing. 1 p.m., Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets, eventbrite.com, free-$40. T U E S D AY, J U N E 21

Denzel Curry

Miami Gardens native Denzel Curry presents live his powerful, emotional LP Melt My Eyez See Your Future — one filled with captivating tracks, brutally honest lyrics and guest spots from Rico Nasty, T-Pain and 6LACK — center stage at his MELT MY EYEZ tour. Curry is accompanied on this tour by up-and-coming rappers Redveil, Skiifall and Playthatboizay. 7 p.m., House of Blues, Disney Springs, houseofblues.com/ orlando, $35.

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WEEK MUSIC WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15

Eugene Snowden and His Ten Pints of Truth

10 p.m., Lil’ Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., free.

Flume, Tinashe, Jim-E Stack

6 p.m., Orlando Amphitheater, 4603 W. Colonial Drive, $39.50, 407-2953247.

Low Tide

6:30 p.m., The Wharf at Sunset Walk, 3274 Margaritaville Blvd., Kissimmee, 407-954-7290. THURSDAY, JUNE 16

Fat Timmy, Control This, 69 Fingers, Pinto Psychs

8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., $10.

Open Acoustic Jam with Raleigh and Friends

8 p.m., Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, free, 407657-9980.

Ron Betts Trio

6:30 p.m., The Wharf at Sunset Walk, 3274 Margaritaville Blvd., Kissimmee, 407-954-7290.

Thursday Jazz Jams

8 p.m., Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, free, 407-975-3364. FRIDAY, JUNE 17

Jay Aston’s Gene Loves Jezebel, Rosegarden Funeral Party

8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., $20-$25.

Joey Caldero, The Sub Herbs, The Trees of Life

8 p.m., West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford, free, 407-322-7475.

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2, Endbringer, Tactosa, Capital Fees

7 p.m., Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave., $10-$15, 407270-9104.

The Monktet

8 p.m., Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park, $25, 407-636-9951.

Nekromantix, Call in Dead, Noxious Profit 7 p.m., The Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, $18, 407673-2712.

Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 p.m., Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, free, 407-975-3364. SATURDAY, JUNE 18

Caifanes

8 p.m., House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista, $35-$125, 407-934-2583.

The Chotchkies, The Tremolords, The Belltowers

8 p.m., West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford, $8, 407-322-7475.

CultureFest Orlando

Noon, Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St., free-$125, 321-277-4772.

Ella and the Bossa Beat

8 p.m., Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park, $25-$35, 407-636-9951.

Permanent Makeup, Wet Nurse

7 p.m., Dirty Laundry, 1042 N. Mills Ave., free.

The Rock & Roll Playhouse: Bob Marley for Kids 10:30 a.m., Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd., $15-$18.50, 407-3515483.

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Steeln’ Peaches

8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., $15-$20.

Springs, Lake Buena Vista, $25-$65, 407-934-2583.

FILM

“Summer Serenades”

As the human species adapts to a synthetic environment, the body undergoes new transformations and mutations. Directed by David Cronenberg. 6:30 p.m. Wednesday and 6:30 p.m. Thursday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, $12; 407-629-1088; enzian. org.

1 p.m., The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave., $10-$60, 407-228-1220.

Sundown Sessions: Claire Vandiver Duo

7 p.m., Lil’ Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., free.

Sundown Sessions: Steve Krone

Sunset Sessions: Sebastian Ledher

“To There From Here”

Yacht Rock Brunch

7 p.m., Lil’ Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave., free. 7 p.m., Harriett’s Orlando Ballet Centre, 600 N. Lake Formosa Drive, $25, occomusic.com. SUNDAY, JUNE 19

Dad Bash, Cannibal Kids, Sage., Josh Gluck

8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., $12-$15.

Fyre Insyde

3 p.m., Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave., free, 407-872-1117.

High Tide

6:30 p.m., The Wharf at Sunset Walk, 3274 Margaritaville Blvd., Kissimmee, 407-954-7290.

Reik

8 p.m., Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd., $58-$148, 407-3515483.

Ricky Sylvia and The Buzzcatz

3 p.m., Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park, $25-$35, 407-636-9951.

School of Rock

1 p.m., Promenade at Sunset Walk, 3251 Margaritaville Blvd., Kissimmee, free, 407-338-4811.

Starset, Red

6 p.m., House of Blues, Disney

6 p.m., Elixir, 9 W. Washington St., free-$10, 407-985-3507.

Noon, The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive, $40-$60. MONDAY, JUNE 20

Matt Walker, Patrick Hagerman

9 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., free.

Open Mic Hip-Hop

9:30 p.m., Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park. TUESDAY, JUNE 21

Between Giants, TONNER, The Haunting, Sleephouse 8 p.m., Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave., $12-$15.

LÉON, Catie Turner

8 p.m., The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave., $20-$30, 407-228-1220.

Low Tide

6:30 p.m., The Wharf at Sunset Walk, 3274 Margaritaville Blvd., Kissimmee, 407-954-7290.

MewithoutYou

7 p.m., The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave., $30, 407-648-8363.

Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 p.m., Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, free, 407-975-3364.

Crimes of the Future

Dashcam

At the start of the pandemic, a musician abandons L.A. for London, steals her ex-band-mate’s car and makes the wrong decision to give a ride to an elderly woman who is not what she seems. 9:30 p.m. Wednesday and 9:30 p.m. Thursday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $12; 407-629-1088; enzian. org.

Florida Surf Film Festival

Contemporary documentary films with surfing as a focus from artists far and wide, and workshops in journalism, photography, and filmmaking. 5 p.m. Friday and 5 p.m. Saturday, Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; $15-$125; 386-427-6975.

Freedom Film Festival

Three films will be screened in honor of Juneteenth. 6 p.m. Friday, Winter Park Library and Events Center, 1052 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-623-3300; winterparklibrary.org.

Friday Family Films

This 90-minute program includes a short film, a tour of selected galleries at the Morse, and an art project related to the Museum’s collection. Reservations required. 10 a.m. Friday, Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-645-5311, morsemuseum.org.

Music Mondays: Prince: Sign o’ the Times

The music legend and his band perform 13 numbers, most of them from the double album. 9:30 p.m. Monday, Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $12; 407-6291088; enzian.org.

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Say Goodnight, Gracie

September, 1976: A group of friends getting ready to attend their highschool reunion while away the hours before it’s time to leave. Theater on the Edge, 5542 Hansel Ave.; $18-$34; 407-309-0106; theaterontheedge.org. JUNE 16 -20

If I Had My Way

Strong women and willful men; longing and unrequited desires; family and home; the past, the future and the magic of citrus blossoms. Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $10-$30; 407-423-1124; jrhayes.net. JUNE 16 -18

Affinity Lunch Minutes

Ben and Jasmine are the only two Black teachers at Penn Valley, a private Quaker school. Theatre UCF, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $10-$25; 407-823-1500. JUNE 16 -19

In the Heights

Lin-Manuel Miranda’s first hit show follows the colorful residents of Washington Heights, a New York City neighborhood on the brink of change. Theater West End, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $25-$39; 407-548-6285; theaterwestend.com. JUNE 17-19

Blood Brothers

Nature vs. nurture! Fraternal twins Mickey and Eddie were separated at birth — one was raised in a wealthy family, the other in a poor family. Then they meet again ... The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive, Suite 100; $15-$25; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. n

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Here’s a message I hope you will deliver to the Universe sometime soon: “Dear Life: I declare myself open and ready to receive miracles, uplifting news, fun breakthroughs, smart love and unexpected blessings. I hope to be able to give my special gifts in new and imaginative ways. I am also eager for useful tips on how to express my dark side with beauty and grace. One more perk I hope you will provide, dear Life: Teach me how to be buoyantly creative and sensitively aggressive in asking for exactly what I need.” CANCER (June 21-July 22): In August 2021, a Canadian man named Jerry Knott bought a ticket for a lottery. He stuffed it in his wallet and lost track of it. Two months later, he found it again and checked to see its status. Surprise! It was a winner. His prize was $20 million. I propose we make him your role model for now, my fellow Crabs. Let’s all be alert for assets we may have forgotten and neglected. Let’s be on the lookout for potentially valuable resources that are ripe for our attention. (More info on Knott: tinyurl.com/ remembertocheck) LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Hundreds of years ago, people in parts of Old Europe felt anxiety about the summer solstice. The sun reached its highest point in the sky at that time, and from then on would descend, bringing shorter and shorter days with less and less light. Apprehensive souls staged an antidote: the festival of Midsummer. They burned great bonfires all through the night. They stayed awake till morning, partying and dancing and having sex. Author Jeanette Winterson expresses appreciation for this holiday. “Call it a wild perversity or a wild optimism,” she writes, “but our ancestors were right to celebrate what they feared.” Winterson fantasizes about creating a comparable ceremony for her fears: “a ritual burning of what is coward in me, what is lost in me. Let the light in before it is too late.” I invite you to do something like this yourself, Leo. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Virgo author Elizabeth McCracken says, “I don’t dream of someone who understands me immediately, who seems to have known me my entire life.” What’s more meaningful to her is an ally who is curious, who has “a willingness for research.” She continues, “I want someone keen to learn my own strange organization, amazed at what’s revealed; someone who asks, ‘and then what, and then what?’” I hope you will enjoy at least one connection like that in the coming months, Virgo. I expect and predict it. Make it your specialty! LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Libran author Stig Dagerman said that when he was sad

as a child, his mother kissed him until his mood lightened. When he was older and sad, his mama said, “Sit down at your desk and write a letter to yourself. A long and beautiful letter.” This would be a good task for you right now, Libra. Whatever mood you are in, I invite you to write a long and beautiful letter to yourself. I further recommend that you carry out the same ritual once every six weeks for the next nine months. This will be a phase of your life when it’s extra crucial that you express soulful tenderness toward your deep self on a regular basis. You may be amazed at how inspirational and transformative these communications will be. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Sometimes, the arrival of a peculiar event in your life is a good sign. It may mean that Fate has sent an intervention to disrupt a boring phase of inertia or a habit-bound grind. An unexpected twist in the plot may signal a divine refreshment. It could be a favorable omen announcing a helpful prod that’s different from what you imagined you needed. I suspect that an experience or two fitting this description will soon materialize in your life story. Be alert for them. Promise yourself you’ll be receptive to their unexpected directives. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarius author Edna O’Brien long ago shed the strict Catholic faith in which she was raised. But she still harbors spiritual feelings colored by her tradition. She says, “Ideally, I’d like to spend two evenings a week talking to [novelist] Marcel Proust and another conversing with the Holy Ghost.” I suspect a similar balance of influences will be healthy for you in the days ahead, Sagittarius. My advice is to connect with an inspiration you drew sustenance from while growing up. Spend equal time consorting with deep-feeling, smart people who will stimulate you to rearrange the contents of your rational mind. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I’ve composed a message for you to deliver to your best allies. It will help you be clear about the nature of your energy exchanges. Say something like this: “I promise to act primarily out of love in my dealings with you, and I ask you to do the same with me. Please don’t help me or give me things unless they are offered with deep affection. Let’s phase out favors that are bestowed out of obligation or with the expectation of a favor in return. Let’s purge manipulativeness from our dynamic. Let’s agree to provide each other with unconditional support.” AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Author Lauren Collins tells us, “Bilinguals overwhelmingly report that they feel like

different people in different languages. It is often assumed that the mother tongue is the language of the true self. But if first languages are reservoirs of emotion, second languages can be rivers undammed, freeing their speakers to ride different currents.” I bring these thoughts to your attention, Aquarius, because the next 12 months will be an excellent time for you to begin becoming bilingual or else to deepen your fluency in a second language. And if you’re not ready to do that, I encourage you to enhance your language skills in other ways. Build your vocabulary, for instance. Practice speaking more precisely. Say what you mean and mean what you say 95 percent of the time. Life will bring you good fortune if you boost your respect for the way you use language.

Meet Hank! It’s hard to see an 80-pound dog be afraid of anything. But Hank (A494468) is absolutely terrified. He was found roaming the streets, and neighbors told our officers that he had been

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Pisceanborn Robert Evans has been an amateur astronomer since he was 18. Though he has never been paid for his work and has mostly used modest telescopes, he holds the world record for discovering supernovas — 42. These days, at age 85, he’s still scanning the skies with a 12-inch telescope on his back porch. Let’s make him your role model for the coming months. I have faith you can achieve meaningful success even if you are a layperson without massive funding. P.S.: Keep in mind that “amateur” comes from the Latin word for “lover.” Here’s the dictionary’s main definition: “a person who engages in a study, sport or other activity for pleasure rather than for financial benefit or professional reasons.”

unceremoniously dumped by someone a few nights ago. Though he hasn’t been with us long, he is struggling to survive here. We’ve been giving him as much love and attention as we can. But the shelter isn’t the place for a dog like Hank. As he came in as a stray, not much is known about him. We don’t know how he is with cats or other dogs. All we know is that he trembles in his kennel and he attaches to people quickly. And when it’s time to go back to his kennel, he freezes up in fear. Hank will need patience, time and kindness. And lots of

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “The whole point for me is to change as much as possible,” says Aries actor Keira Knightley. What?! Is she serious? Her No. 1 aspiration is to keep transforming and transforming and transforming? I guess I believe her. It’s not an entirely unexpected manifesto coming from an Aries person. But I must say: Her extra-bold approach to life requires maximum resilience and resourcefulness. If you think that such an attitude might be fun to try, the coming weeks will be one of the best times ever to experiment.

love and treats. Let’s get him home. For the months of June, July and August — the Dog Days of summer! — adoption prices for all animals at OCAS will be $25. As always, this price will include the cost of spay and neuter surgeries, initial vaccinations, and microchips. This price also includes endless kisses, snuggles on a comfy couch, long walks with a sweet, loving companion and the fierce loyalty

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus poet May Sarton relished “the sacramentalization of the ordinary.” What a wonderfully Taurean attitude! There is no sign of the zodiac better able than you Bulls to find holiness in mundane events and to evoke divine joy from simple pleasures. I predict this specialty of yours will bloom in its full magnificence during the coming weeks. You will be even more skillful than usual in expressing it, and the people you encounter will derive exceptional benefits from your superpower. orlandoweekly.com

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“JUDGMENT DAY” I’m trying to date again after back-toback negative relationship experiences. Experiences that have made me question my own judgment and ability to set good boundaries. My friends and therapist all pointed out the red flags, but I was apparently blind to them. I love what you’ve said about how there is no “The One” out there for us, only .72s and .83s, and that we have to “round someone up to The One.” But it seems like I’ve been “rounding up” some numbers that were too low. As things stand now, I’ve never felt so mistrustful of people, and I’ve never doubted my own choices so strongly. What things should I be mindful of as I venture back into that world? What’s a good way to be deliberate without moving at a glacial pace? What should I be asking myself as I begin to form new attachments, especially after showing such bad judgment in the recent past? Understandably Nervous Since Upsetting Relationships Expired First, let’s put things in perspective: You had two shitty relationships in a row. While that was no doubt unpleasant, UNSURE, and while it’s understandable you might hesitate to put yourself back out there, two shitties in a row isn’t evidence your judgment is flawed. Very few of us can say we haven’t had two shitty relationships in a row, if not more. A shitty person is often the common denominator in a string of shitty relationships, but sometimes shitty relationships happen to good people — and sometimes they happen with good people, i.e., a shitty relationship can happen without a shitty person being involved. Still, there’s shitty, and then there’s spectacularly shitty. There are also shitty patterns. If you keep picking the same basic kind of shitty person and/or making the same basic kinds of shitty mistakes — such as ignoring red flags, committing too soon or “working on it” too long — then you need to make changes. And the single most important change you can make seems obvious to me, my readers, your friends and your therapist: listen to your friends and your therapist! They saw the red flags, UNSURE, and pointed them out. The problem wasn’t that you couldn’t see those red flags — you’re not blind — but that you looked away and/or attempted to explain them away. (I’m not blind to the fact that using “blind” to mean “can’t understand or comprehend” is ableist, and I promise not to use it like this again.) Anyway, UNSURE, the lesson to learn from these two shitty relationships isn’t, “No more relationships for me! I can’t trust my own judgment!” but instead, “The next time everyone in my life tells me that the person I’m with is shitty or that we’re shitty for each other, I’ll listen.” To be clear: I’m not telling you to substitute the judgment of your friends and therapist for your own, UNSURE, but to supplement your judgment with theirs — unless you wanna empower your friends and your therapist to make an arranged marriage for you, in which case you can substitute their judgment for your own.

I don’t have a super-high sex drive, so I generally have sex once or twice a week and mostly for my husband. He prefers sex at night, but I am generally exhausted and disinterested by that point. However, in the mornings I am often horny. Problem is my husband has a medical condition that makes morning sex uncomfortable for him. I occasionally masturbate in the mornings, but I’d rather be screwing him. Do you have any suggestions for how I can teach myself to be horny at the end of the day? Sexual Time Zones

Man — then it would count. Threesomes are sex, and if you and your friend have had threesomes together, then you and your friend have had sex with each other. (While I don’t like to police the language people use when they talk about sex — I support abolishing the language police — I’ve never liked the expression “Body Count.” While using “My Number” to mean your total number of sex partners is boringly literal, reading about literal body counts in the news every day makes me want to keep “Body Counts” out of my sex column.)

Disco nap. Get some sleep early in the evening, STZ, fuck your husband when he comes to bed, watch some television until you’re ready for bed, then enjoy a bonus wank in the a.m. after he gets up and leaves.

I’m a gay man in my late 20s living with my boyfriend. We are monogamous, but I have a hard time being faithful. I’m in love with my boyfriend, he is caring and sweet, and the sex is good. But sometimes I feel this hunger inside of me. I desire other men. I look around at work or at the gym or when I’m out shopping, and all these other men turn me on. I cheated on my boyfriend once when we were on holiday together. I did it in a clumsy, selfish and inconsiderate way, and my boyfriend saw me. I want our relationship to work because I love him, and we are such a good team. Please give me some advice on how to control myself, because right now I feel it is almost inevitable that I am going to cheat again and wind up losing the man I love over nothing. Is Needing Love Over Variety Endurable?

Over the years I have participated in a few threesomes with a friend. We’re not really attracted to each other, so we have mostly focused on our guest stars. We have kissed and groped each other during these sex sessions, but otherwise we’ve been pretty hands-off with each other. Here’s the dispute: I say we’ve had sex and I am justified in adding him to my Body Count, he says just being naked in the same room doesn’t count. What do you think? Mansplain Arithmetic To Homos Won’t mansplain, will Dansplain: Let’s say you were naked at a warehouse sex party and your friend was naked at that same warehouse sex party, MATH, and you were fucking one guy at one end of that warehouse and your friend was fucking some other guy at the other end of that same warehouse. That wouldn’t count, since even if you were naked in the same room, you weren’t having sex with each other. But if you were fucking some dude’s ass while your friend fucked that same dude’s throat — in a warehouse or a bedroom or an RV at Burning

little erotic autonomy. Be monogamous, yes, but go ahead and flirt with other guys, check hot guys out together, watch and share porn that turns you both on, and then plow all that sexual energy back into your relationship and into each other. But if you wind cheating again … There are two ways to look at the cheating you’ve already done and the cheating you might do in the future: You’re a terrible person who can’t honor a monogamous commitment, or you’re a good person who shouldn’t be making monogamous commitments. It took me a while to realize that I wasn’t failing at monogamy, INLOVE, but rather monogamy was failing me. When I stopped making monogamous commitments I couldn’t keep, my committed relationship(s) began to thrive. If being in a closed relationship leaves you feeling frustrated and generates conflict — internal and relational — and your boyfriend doesn’t want to be in an open relationship, then you two might not be right for each other. Two people who aren’t on the same page where monogamy is concerned and can’t negotiate their way onto the same page, won’t and shouldn’t be together for long. You can still love each other, but as exes and friends, not boyfriends. Can you recommend a good lube, Dan? You see, this Joe Biden guy has been fucking us all in the ass for the last 16 months and it’s starting to hurt. Thank you in advance. Fuck Joe Biden

If your boyfriend can forgive you and you can learn to lust after other men without touching them, INLOVE, you can make this monogamy thing work. But don’t kid yourself: However much you love your boyfriend, you’re always gonna wanna fuck other men. And unless your boyfriend is a toaster with a dildo duct taped to it, he’s always gonna wanna fuck other men too. So, maybe instead of having to pretend you don’t find other men attractive, you can give each other a little space, i.e., a

Just for you, FJB, I’m gonna share my homebrew MAGA lube recipe: two parts ground glass, two parts BenGay, two parts pumicite, two parts IcyHot and all the “go fuck yourself” you have in the house. Enjoy. questions@savagelove.net DRAWN BY KIERAN CASTAÑO

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Legal, Public Notices Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described belowat the property indicated: June 24, 2022 at the times and location listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00 PM Extra Space Storage 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 516-7221 Debra Romaine - Boxes, Debra Romaine - Totes, Dresser, Torrey Mackey - Household Goods, Nathan Hudson - Office Furniture, Desiree Warren - Luggage. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the abovereference facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescindany purchase up until the winningbid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 5603 Metrowest Blvd Orlando, FL 32811 on 6/24/22 at 12:00 PM: Brynn Pomeroy: apartment furniture and items; Devona Timbs: household furniture, items, etc; Falonne Fenelon: household goods; Vickie Cooley: house goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and

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Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: June 24, 2022 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00PM Extra Space Storage 12709 E Colonial Dr,Orlando FL 32826, 4076343990: Jermaine D Conway Jr- Duffle bag, skateboard, backpack The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 11071 University Blvd Orlando, FL 32817, 3213204055 Devore Jenkinsplywood The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00PM Extra Space Storage 11971 Lake Underhill Rd, Orlando FL 32825, 4075167913: Elizabeth Alvarez-Rivera homegoods The personal goods stored therein by the following: 1:30PM Extra Space Storage 10959 Lake Underhill Rd, Orlando FL 32825, 4075020120: Yesenia Quinones- Speaker, painting, clothes, bed frame, clock, bags, small duffle bag, plastic drawers, comforter, canvas bag The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:45PM Extra Space Storage 9847 Curry Ford Rd, Orlando Fl 32825, 4074959612: John Maurello- tvs folding tables and chairs. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: June 24, 2022, at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 11920 W Colonial Dr Ste 10, Ocoee FL 34761, 407-794-6970. Tracy Shaffer-furniture Natalie R Alford- household items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: June 24th, 2022 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00AM Extra Space Storage 5592 L B McLeod Rd Orlando, FL 32811 (407) 720-2832 Michael WardHand Tools, Tool Box, Table, Vacuum, Clocks, Tires+Rims, Car Parts; Melanie Melendez- Chair, Boxes, Desk, Shelves, Cosmetics, Broom, Shipping Supplies, Office Supplies; Gloria Sims; Bed, Boxes, Clothes, Tool Box, Ladder, Lamps, Garden Tools, Christmas Decor, Vacuum, Bins; Eric Thruston- Chair, Couch, Table, Vacuum, Bin; Heidi Molina- Bags, Boxes, Bins, Pencils, Pens; The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated June 24, 2022 at the time and location listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 1451 Rinehart Rd Sanford, FL 32771 (407) 9154908 Jacquelyn McCormick-Household goods, Caitlyn Tumlinson- Furniture. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

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Orange County, Florida this 25th day of May, 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Chelsea Bogdan, Esq. Florida Bar No.: 123752 Senior Attorney Chelsea.Bogdan@myflfamilies. com CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal)

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07/HIGBEE CASE NO: DP18-179, IN THE INTEREST OF Minor Children: L.B. DOB: 02/23/2011 J.D DOB: 08/15/2012 O .D. DOB: 11/10/2015 I.W. DOB: 03/16/2018 A.R. DOB: 03/26/2021 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: Jasmine Dixon Address Unknown: A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced children. You are hereby commanded to appear before Honorable Heather L. Higbee on July 8, 2022 at 9:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. For this hearing, all parties shall participate IN PERSON. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES A CONSTRUCTIVE CONSENT TO THE TPR PETITION OF THE CHILD(REN) AND COULD RESULT IN THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD(REN). “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando,

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 41 CASE NO.20-DP-50 IN THE INTEREST OF K.A.R., DOB: 07/23/2006 MINOR CHILD. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Edgardo Rivera (unknown address) A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child(ren); you are to appear before Judge Laura Shaffer, on July 25 th , 2022, at 3:30 p.m. at the Osceola County Courthouse at 2 Courthouse Square, Courtroom 4C, Kissimmee, FL 34741, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN WHOSE INITIALS APPEAR ABOVE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” DISABILITIES NOTICE: If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to

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the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Court Administration, Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida, (407) 742-2417, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 9th day of June, 2022. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 2603 OLD DIXIE HIGHWAY KISSIMMEE, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. JULY 1, 2022 1GNES16SX66104989 2006 CHEV JULY 2, 2022 1GKER23798J291950 2008 GMC JULY 4, 2022 1D7HE28K15S335856 2005 DODG

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 41 CASE NO. 20-DP-08 IN THE INTEREST OF T. S.-G., DOB: 11/29/2017 MINOR CHILD. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Elizeu Nunes-Goncalves (unknown address) A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child(ren); you are to appear before Judge Laura Shaffer, on July 21st , 2022, at 10:30a.m. at the Osceola County Courthouse at 2 Courthouse Square, Courtroom 4C, Kissimmee, FL 34741, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN WHOSE INITIALS APPEAR ABOVE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” DISABILITIES NOTICE: If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Court Administration, Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida, (407) 742-2417, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 9th day of June, 2022. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Elevate Educational Media, LLC, of P.O. Box 618699, Orlando, FL 32861, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Style and Flavor It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Style and Flavor” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 6/12/2022 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, SEW PROJECT BY PROJECT LLC, of 1193 East Altamonte Dr, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701 in the county of Seminole pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Sew project by project LLC It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Sew project by project LLC” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 6/6/2022 NOTICE OF ACTION CONSTRUCTIVE SERVICE IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA Case No.: 2021-DR-012114 Division: 42 COLLIN MORTON, Petitioner/Father,

and DOMINIQUE MILLS, Respondent/ Mother. TO: DOMINIQUE MILLS, 4021 LUAN DRIVE, ORLANDO, FL 32808. RE: NOTICE FOR PETITION TO DETERMINE PATERNITY AND RELATED RELIEF YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that a Petition to Determine Paternity and Related Relief has been filed and has commenced in this Court and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on JELICA DELAINE, ESQ., attorney for Petitioner, whose address is 6965 Piazza Grande Avenue, Suite 215, Orlando, Florida 32835, and file the original with the Orange County Clerk of Court within twenty calendar days of this Notice; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief prayed for in the complaint or petition. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rule of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. This Notice shall be published once a week for four consecutive weeks in the Orlando Weekly Newspaper. Attorney for Petitioner: Jelica Valentine DeLaine, Esq. Florida Bar No. 0124891 6965 Piazza Grande Avenue Suite 215 Orlando, FL 32835 Tel. (407) 420-2311 NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8:30am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. U-Haul Ctr Clermont, 13650 Granville Ave. Clermont, FL. 34711 07/05/2022: 2104 Emily Hardy, 1070 Ruben Richardson, 2113 Joshua Gomez, 3067 Mason Moton, 1046 James Schmitt, 3059 Jordan Hilgenberg, 1191 Mystery Unit, 1019 Mariyln Santamaria, 2084 Christopher Freeman, 3236 Victor Rosario, 3095 Anna Hestand, 1050 Destiny Spencer, 1161 Christine Rice, 2054 Joshua Gomez. U-Haul Ctr Orange, 3500 S. Orange Ave. Orlando FL 32806 07/05/2022: 1072 Jonathan de Jesus, 2119 Dejambra Foster, 1168 Mystery Unit, 1909 Anthony Arzate, 1103 Martin Ifedebe, 2137 JImmie Mcintosh, 1931 Nivia Lampkin, 1833 Enrique Sinigaglia de la cru, 1526 Angel Davis, 2207 Frank Summerfield, 1829 Luis Rivera, 1815 Rod Smith, 1125 Charlomonte Johnson, 2121 Juan Carrero, 1937 Kyle Collins, 2129 Jason Robinson, 1042 Marie Alvarez, 2143 Andy Rodriguez, 2407 Ray Amburgey, 2202 Eboni Townsend, 1811 Shaquria Daniels. U-Haul Kirkman, 600 S. Kirkman rd, Orlando Fl 32811 07/05/2022: 6045 Kendra Moore, 3050 Litisha Davis, 6068 Katrice Coleman, 6039 Mystery Unit, 1024 Mary Nelson, 6047 Carlos Brown, 2029 Peggy Golemo, 2057 Veola Rolle, 3100 Ero Perry, 4023 Eduardo Pipoli, 8027 Joel Morales, 6002 Nikki Washington, 5038 Sanderson Gandert, 2047 Karen Rivera, 2066 James Sims, 8020 Jazmine Lopez, 8001 Torry Terry, 1015 Tamara Riley, 5045 Sheila Henry, 1060 Amy Dorf, 2018 Benjaimen Bellegarde, 2009 Luis Abreu, 2086 Cassandre Vallet. U-Haul Ocoee, 11410 W. Colonial Dr. Ocoee Fl. 34761 07/05/2022: 3811 Leslie Newkirk, 1205-07 Michael Fraley, 2117 Joshua Ellis, 2440 Saletha Mathews, 3540-42 Michael Fraley, 3342 Antonia Miller, 1406 Michael Fraley, 3016 Jacqueline Bridges, 3330 Scott Conover, 2006 Chanel Smith, 3308 Bruna melo Peter da silva, 3600 Nicholas Hernandez, 1644 Angel Otero, 3394 Wandra Reneishia, 2388 Jacques

Carter, 3466 Beth James. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Orange Co. Inc. will sell at public lien sale on June 23, 2022, the personal property in the below-listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 11:30 AM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www.storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified. PUBLIC STORAGE # 07030, 360 State Road 434 East, Longwood, FL 32750, (407) 392-1525 Time: 11:30 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 1120 - Wade, Kimberley; 2416 - Sellers, Kenneth; 3107 - Mccloud, Sharron; 3307 - Bello, Christopher PUBLIC STORAGE # 07031, 1355 State Road 436, Casselberry, FL 32707, (407) 574-4516 Time: 11:40 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 2112 - pendzinski, Thomas; 2312 - Minguela, Carlos; 2532 - boykins, tshwanda; 3231 - Iglesias, Thalia; 3716 - pittman, Thomas PUBLIC STORAGE # 08729, 5215 Red Bug Lake Road, Winter Springs, FL 32708, (407) 495-2108 Time: 11:50 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0123 - tejada, Eliezer; 4009 - Moore, Edna PUBLIC STORAGE # 20729, 1080 E Altamonte Dr, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701, (407) 326-6338 Time: 12:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. B001 - Garcia, Marquitos; B087 - Arroyo, Malaquias; B099 - Robinson, Barbara; B164 - Domingues, Trent; B171 - Cresante, Vincent; C021 - Odoms, Cleophus; E002 - Jay, Paula; E004 - Searcy, Jonathan; F028 - SainteAgathe De Fernandez, Sandra PUBLIC STORAGE # 23118, 141 W State Road 434, Winter Springs, FL 32708, (407) 512-0425 Time: 12:10 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. A037 - Jennings, Raymond; B041 - Galiote, Chris; E154 Morgan, Ryan; E164 - Peterson, Justina; H245 - Griffith, Cara; I260 - Benoit, Dan; J283 - brown, Shaquisha; J358 - Abreu, Patricia; J368 - Glick, Austin; J388 Williams, Erica; K448 - Rodriguez, Ben PUBLIC STORAGE # 24326, 570 N US Highway 17 92, Longwood, FL 32750, (407) 505-7649 Time: 12:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. B240 - Lopez, Raymond; B242 - Dobson, Thomas; B253 - Mcnair, Craig; D404 - McNair & Associates PA ., .; D430 McParland, Kelly; E053 - Candelaria, Edwin; E089 - Gallipoli, Marcia; F618 Strong, Will; F670 - Myers, Precious; F689 - hill, Daniel; F691 - Laracuente, Yarinette; H802 - Lindsey, Sarah; H816 - Peters, Curtis; H832 - Walters, Marlon PUBLIC STORAGE # 24328, 7190 S US Highway 17/92, Fern Park, FL 32730, (407) 258-3060 Time: 12:30 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. A110 - Mitchell, Tristan; B208 - Jones, Lauren; C306 Reynolds, Trent; C337 - Torres, Felix; D431 - Criado, Amanda Luna; D438 - Baker, Akilah; D459 - Schultz, Randall; G746 Williams, Samone; G751 - Richmond, Mark; H812 - Worm, Shane; H828 - Perez, Joshua PUBLIC STORAGE # 25438, 2905 South Orlando Drive, Sanford, FL 32773, (407) 545-6715 Time: 12:40 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. A038 - Pittmon, Ahmad ; B003 - Glenfield, William; C010 - Walker, Jacqueline; D014 - Savinon, Maria; D022 - Frison, Andre; E068 - Harrison, James; F012 Brewer, Jenifer; H023 - Hostutler, Justin; H033 - Guzman, Angel; H048 - Bedford, Tracneshia; I006 - Little, Chuck; I016 Geiger, Donald; I021 - Keane, Michael; J523 - Maxwell, Eric; J605 - Gonzalez, Stephanie; J902 - kadinger, Tyler PUBLIC

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STORAGE # 25455, 8226 S US Highway 17/92, Fern Park, FL 32730, (407) 258-3062 Time: 12:50 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. A131 - Gregor, Lisa; B296 - Blackwood, Jhana; E517 - Siorino, Micheal; E523 - Butler, Sheila; E535 - Washington, Whitney; E592 - Leone, Dominique; F631 - Halvorsen, Asia; F646 - Stack, Anika PUBLIC STORAGE # 25842, 51 Spring Vista Dr, Debary, FL 32713, (386) 202-2956 Time: 01:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 00243 - Callwood, David; 00570 - Elfers, James; 00590 - Morris, George G; 00702 - Sanchez, Dominick PUBLIC STORAGE # 25893, 3725 W Lake Mary Blvd, Lake Mary, FL 32746, (407) 495-1274 Time: 01:10 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 2063 - Kloda, Matt; 2075 - Kloda, Matt; 3052 - Upp, Patrick; 7129 - Lopez, Daniel PUBLIC STORAGE # 27221, 1625 State Road 436, Winter Park, FL 32792, (407) 545-3653 Time: 01:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. B029 - Lewis, Nick; C019 - Sanchez, Melvin; C042 - Evans, Robert; D041 - Zeller, Alicia; E002 - Williams, John; E140 - Stephens, Shequana; E183 - Calvillo, Fabian; E190 - crespo, Erica PUBLIC STORAGE # 28076, 1131 State Road 436, Casselberry, FL 32707, (407) 505-6401 Time: 01:30 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. C103 Askew, Joseph; D054 - Fuller, Mike; E004 - Perry, Mark; E072 - Fuller, Mike; F056 Babicz, Warren; J022 - Navarro, Jeffrey. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Orangeco, Inc., 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Orange Co. Inc. will sell at public lien sale on June 24, 2022, the personal property in the below -listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 9:30 AM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www.storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified. PUBLIC STORAGE # 08711, 3145 N Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826, (407) 613-2984 Time: 09:30 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1153 - Olivos, Susan; 2260 - Gholson, Tierra; 4042 - Sanderson, Jonathan; 4156 - Hall, Shanndora; 4190 - Perez, Michael; 4206 - Wilson, Scott; 5003 - Marsh, Sadio; 5055 - Gibbs, Monique PUBLIC STORAGE # 08720, 1400 Alafaya Trail, Oviedo, FL 32765, (407) 487-4695 Time: 09:40 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0314 - washington, latanya; 2017 - Rhodes, Megan; 7026 - Higgins, Chaylan PUBLIC STORAGE # 08726, 4801 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL 32822, (407) 392-4546 Time: 09:50 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 0143 - Quintana, Roberto; 0234 - Johnson, Delaney; 1012 - Cruz Torres, Nolimar; 6023 - Taylor, Taronda; 7046 - Reese, Marcus; 7082 - Mczeke, L’wayne; 7093 - Mcdaniel, Jasmine; 8112 - Carpio, Jessica; 8165 - DeLaRosa, Monique; 8167 - Santana, Rosa; 9002 - Wirsing, Robin PUBLIC STORAGE # 08765, 1851 N Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826, (407) 513-4445 Time: 10:00 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 0215 - Harvey,

Laverne; 2017 - Igualada, Linda; 2025 Smith, Alexander; 2098 - Perrone, Austin; 5003 - Whipple, Erin; 5029 - Blakely, Kennedy; 5050 - Berrios, Yaizanett Alicea; 6033 - Bradley, Monique; 9035 - Parker, Kyle; 9065 - Hanson, Joshua PUBLIC STORAGE # 20179, 903 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL 32807, (407) 392-1549 Time: 10:10 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. B011 - caballero, Joany; C006 - Caban, Evelyn; C087 Beuckens, Nicole; D026 - Larosa, Nicole; D092 - Sanchez, Noelia; D144 - Shannon, Damani; D182 - Chaisson, Michelle; E030 - Marcano, Juliened; E083 - ortiz, ava PUBLIC STORAGE # 24105, 2275 N Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL 32807, (407) 545-2541 Time: 10:20 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. F332 Roberts, Horatio; F353 - Bell, Jamari; F367 - mccray, Kelvin; F374 - demaintenon, shelby; G468 - Kuhary, Karina; H550 Scott, Trelawney; H566 - Hirtzig, Sierra PUBLIC STORAGE # 25781, 155 S Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32807, (321) 247-6790 Time: 10:30 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 1354 - Parrilla, Franciso; 1420 - Gonzalez, Eddy; 1524 Burke, Denise; 1605 - Salomon, Javier; 1785 - Diaz, Phillip; 2284 - Ortiz, Katherine; 2437 - Betancourt, Alex; 2460 - Salomon, Javier; PUBLIC STORAGE # 25851, 10280 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL 32817, (407) 901-2590 Time: 10:40 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1224 Birriel, Victor; 2116 - Williams, Jasmine; 2224 - Wyers, Rebecca; 2238 - Teachnor, Michael G; 2274 - Moseley, Diandra; 2406 - Figueroa, Danea; 2560 - cordero, michelle; 2575 - Dunn, Cheyenne; 2677 Hedglin, Myra; 2701 - Dominguez, Kevin PUBLIC STORAGE # 25897, 10053 Lake Underhill Rd, Orlando, FL 32825, (407) 901-6126 Time: 10:50 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0175 - Torres, Nicole; 0214 - Betancourt, Alex; 0492 - Martinez, Laurie; 0506 Betancourt, Alex; 0517 - Cruz, Joaquim; 3031 - Hadley, Alexandra; 3122 - HD Automotive Hardison, Justin; 4027 - Ramos, Jose; 5024 - Kinerson, Leonard PUBLIC STORAGE # 25973, 250 N Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32807, (407) 901-7489 Time: 11:00 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. A015 - Oquendo, Jonathan; A062 - Jessee, Michael; A151 - Campos, Orsiris; A173 - Hernandez, Sergio; A233 - montcourt, iralish; B309 Vinocur, Fernanda; C363 - Nelson, Gary; E527 - Laracuente, Henry; F573 - Terry, Debra PUBLIC STORAGE # 25974, 1931 W State Rd 426, Oviedo, FL 32765, (407) 901-7497 Time: 11:10 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. C183 - Birdsong, Milton; D329 - Lugo, Evie PUBLIC STORAGE # 28084, 2275 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL 32822, (407) 545-2547 Time: 11:20 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. B116 - Hall, Pamela G; B189 - White, Charde; B211 - Ana, Toddreana; B213 - Rivera, Maridoris; C169 - Britton, Leandra; C189 Bell, Markesha; C230 - Wonsey, Candice. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Orangeco, Inc., 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Orange Co. Inc. will sell at public lien sale on June 23, 2022, the personal property in the below-listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other

equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 11:50AM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www.storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified. PUBLIC STORAGE # 07001, 900 S Kirkman Road, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 986-7703 Time: 11:50 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1204 - Brown, Marquis; 1504 - Sheldon, Domenica; 2311 - Myrtil, Egwige; 2321 - Woodson, Alexander; 2417 - Rosenburgh, Rober; 3502 - Bennett, Sherrall; 3506 - adamczyk, Mark; 6105 - Nord, Marie; 7110 - Lark, Anthony PUBLIC STORAGE # 08327, 5602 Raleigh St, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 930-4816 Time: 12:00 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 0029 - Perry, Denise; 0033 - Childers, Ke’oka; 0125 Crenshaw, Sherry; 0131 - Stevenson, Mary; 0135 - Pitman, Freddie; 0162 Moise, Madeline; 0208 - Graham, Erika; 0264 - anderson, itishba; 0269 - Morgan, Cedric; 0330 - Johnson, Keyania M; 0340 - Mompremier, Anntte; 0411 - Pereira, Diamante; 0561 - Perry, Daniel PUBLIC STORAGE # 08723, 1241 S Orlando Ave, Maitland, FL 32751, (407) 495-1863 Time: 12:10 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 0318 - Allen Jr., Willie James; 0455 - Bertrand, Eric; 6023 - Walker, Rasheed PUBLIC STORAGE # 08753, 4508 S Vineland Road, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 734-0681 Time: 12:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0043 - Grant, Lynese; 0214 Johnson, Patrice; 0603 - Blair, Kemesha; 0615 - De Larosa, Karla; 0820 - Lubin, Emmanuel; 0828 - Grant, Lynese; 0832 Grant, Lynese; 0919 - Tate, Charity; 1009 – Millay, Theresa 1210 - Mata, Jesus; 1308 - Mixson, Niki PUBLIC STORAGE # 08762, 1023 N Mills Ave, Orlando, FL 32803, (407) 505-7981 Time: 12:30 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1003 - dawson, shanta; 3139 - Rester, Joel; 4106 - Edwards, Caneshia PUBLIC STORAGE # 08767, 1842 W Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park, FL 32789, (407) 494-2918 Time: 12:40 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 3121 - Bennett, Tracy; 3188 - Leonard, Jonita PUBLIC STORAGE # 08769, 653 Maguire Blvd, Orlando, FL 32803, (407) 955-4627 Time: 12:50 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 2145 - Williams, Gabrielle; 3033 - Jones, Deron PUBLIC STORAGE # 20136, 3900 W Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32808, (407) 374-5979 Time: 01:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. A041 Bennett, Jason; A042 - Wayne, Charles; B066 - Perry, Tiffany; C008 - Phillips, Mia; D002 - Doyle, Donte; D003 - Eckford, Jennie; D028 - Carter, Sammy; D073 - Koger, Tracy; D081 - Jenkins, Maxie; D090 Brown, Brandon; D124 - Shuttleworth, Angela; D139 - Smith, Kayla; E001 - Gilyard, Gretta PUBLIC STORAGE # 20477, 5900 Lakehurst Drive, Orlando, FL 32819, (407) 409-7284 Time: 01:10 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. A021 - lemonzs, najee; H072 - Curry, Paul PUBLIC STORAGE # 25850, 2525 E Michigan St, Orlando, FL 32806, (407) 604-0341 Time: 01:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 4014 - Rios, Victor Antonio; 5008 - randolph, ryneek; 5051 - Voltz, Carlton; 6118 Guevara, Katherine; 6420 - Thompson, Candice; 6431 - Daniels, George; 6608 Mullins, Mary PUBLIC STORAGE # 25896, 6040 Lakehurst Dr, Orlando, FL 32819, (407) 545-5699 Time: 01:30 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0348 - Wasso, April; 1051 - Pao Gostoso Andre, Felipe; 1133 - Purser, Luke; 1139 Sculthorpe, Stephen PUBLIC STORAGE # 28331, 5401 LB McLeod Road, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 986-5749 Time: 01:40 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetrea-

sures.com. 2257 - Williams, Jason. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Orangeco, Inc., 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080 NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Orange Co. Inc. will sell at public lien sale on June 24, 2022, the personal property in the below-listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 1:40PM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www.storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified. PUBLIC STORAGE # 07029, 3150 N Hiawassee Rd, Hiawassee, FL 32818, (407) 392-0863 Time: 01:40 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1102 - Andrea, Leanna; 1500 - Charles, Cordell; 1507 - Robinson, James; 1709 - Martin, Kimberly; 1819 Williams, Terrell; 1907C - Carroll, Bruce; 1908B - Black Label Catering Inc LEWIS, RYAN J; 2210 - Jackson, Malinda; 2620 - Peters, Jalon; 2627 - Bellamy, brenus; 2714 - Andrea, Leanna PUBLIC STORAGE # 08326, 310 W Central Parkway, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, (407) 487-4595 Time: 01:50 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0018 - Rentschler, Aaron; 0065 - jones, Celeste; 0135 - Bloser, Jayson; 0214 Cabigao, Anthony; 0340 - Collins, Marvin; 0412 - Cunningham, Tamica; 0477 - Lott, Shaquetta; 0487 - collins,; Jordan; 1028 - Snipes, Meghan; 2050 - Rodriguez, Irmary PUBLIC STORAGE # 08705, 455 S Hunt Club Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703, (407) 392-1542 Time: 02:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1014 - Shehee, Glen; 2022 - Brown, Sean; 4045 - Scheibe, Samantha; 5020 - Flores, Juan; 5119 - Withers, Ava; 5125 - Flores, Juan; 6003 - Shaw, Toni; 6086 - Nienstedt, Mark; 6227 - Sabin, Page; 6242 - Jordan, Lorraine; 7002 - Flores, Juan PUBLIC STORAGE # 08732, 521 S State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, (407) 487-4750 Time: 02:10 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1026 - Randell, Darlene; 4026 - Ortiz, Jorge; 5139 - Claire, Jamie; 5141 - Dozier, Tiffany M PUBLIC STORAGE # 24107, 4100 John Young Parkway, Orlando, FL 32804, (407) 930-4381 Time: 02:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures. com. A114 - Allen, Jerry; A129 - Hardy, Keosha; B228 - lewis, jasmine; C315 farmer, Sandra; C355 - Dreamlife Center Johnson, Stephen; E026 - Jackson, Theresa; E069 - Weir, Latonya Chere; E098 - Morris, Venita; F617 - Suffrena, Christelle; F618 - Savage, Jessica; F637 - Faircloth, Michelle; F665 - McNeill, Ronni; J914 - Dreamlife Center Johnson, Steve; J918 - Scott, Deshaun PUBLIC STORAGE # 25780, 8255 Silver Star Rd, Orlando, FL 32818, (321) 247-6799 Time: 02:30 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 1313 - Garner, Rita; 1442 - Randall, Nifa; 1463 - Parker, Youlanda; 1481 - Jones, Heather; 1509 - Duvermont, Gergens; 1518 - Sharp, Kayann; 1619 - Oquendo, Raynoldo; 2017 - Williams, DAsia; 2105 - Barden, Linda; 2200 - Williams, Timothy; 2206 - Parfait, Moise; 2274 - Cason, Alan PUBLIC STORAGE # 25813, 2308 N John Young Pkwy, Orlando, FL 32804, (407) 603-0436 Time: 02:40 PM Sale to be held at www.

storagetreasures.com. A012 - Miller, Carl; B007B - Abraham, Jennifer; B013B Wright, Mashawna; B061 - Jones, Alice; B088 - Frazier, Erica; C020 - Curry, Yara; C070 - Abraham, Jennifer; D012 - Parker, Na’Keitha; D066 - Anderson, Karen; D079 - Reynolds, Terrell; D081 - Lampkin, Lawrence; E008 - Hughley, Brezhet; E058 - Lespierre, Edith; F030 - Mendoza, Kalim PUBLIC STORAGE # 25814, 6770 Silver Star Rd, Orlando, FL 32818, (407) 545-2394 Time: 02:50 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 0025 - Middleton, Stefan; 0043 - Chambers, Ragine; 0074 - Connelly, Tadaria; 0151 - Clayton, Cedrina; 0339 - Mojica, Maria; 0368 - Mollette, Adora; 0412 - Davis, John; 0449 - Smith II, Jonathan; 0469 - Novembre, Louise; 0490 - Jules, Blondine; 0573 - byron, Chance; 0594 - Gresham, Rosa; 0603 - Nichols, Alexis; 0704 - Ashley, Darius; 0837 - Dugger, Antonio PUBLIC STORAGE # 25891, 108 W Main St , Apopka , FL 32703, (407) 542-9698 Time: 03:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0210 Smith, Alveishia; 0505 - Holt, Constance; 0512 - Oliver, Tony; 1307 - Sinclair, Dexter; 1377 - Jordan, Gilda; 1519 - Taiclet, Tonya; 1612 - Varando, Pablo PUBLIC STORAGE # 25895, 2800 W State Road 434 , Longwood , FL 32779, (407) 392-0854 Time: 03:10 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 0417 - Howard, Linda; 0441 - Wiede, Meredith; 0485 - Gomez, Cynthia; 0817 - Bradley, Bernadette; 0823 - Barr, Teresa PUBLIC STORAGE # 28091, 2431 S Orange Blossom Trail, Apopka, FL 32703, (407) 279-3958 Time: 03:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1037 - Desir, Laelda; 1167 - Simmons, Jake; 1237 - Johnson, Elizabeth Shaw; C033 - Delius, Jean; D032 - Turton, Russiah; D061 - Madden, Patricia; D090 - Kelly, Tamicka; U022 Bryant, Taurus. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Orangeco, Inc., 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Orange Co. Inc. will sell at public lien sale on June 24, 2022, the personal property in the below-listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 11:40 AM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www.storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified. PUBLIC STORAGE # 08714, 8149 Aircenter Court, Orlando, FL 32809, (407) 792-4965 Time: 11:40 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1163 - mitchell, Elizabeth; 1169 - Diosdado, Roberto; 1171 - Rivera, Gilberto; 2017 - Caraballo, John; 2044 Chaney, James; 2136 - solano, Francisco; 2210 - Culler, Shelia Mosley; 4055 Wilkins, Nancy; 6141 - May, Donivan; 6153 - May, Donivan PUBLIC STORAGE # 08717, 1800 Ten Point Lane, Orlando, FL 32837, (407) 545-4431 Time: 11:50 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0105 - Rios, Natalie; 0198 - Rios, Natalie; 2036 - Castaneda, Mia; 7110 - Stolz, Phillip; 7124 - Johnny John, Jean PUBLIC STORAGE # 20711, 1801 W Oak Ridge Road, Orlando, FL 32809, (407) 792-5808 Time: 12:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. B010 - Frederic, Yanique; B021 - Hernandez,

Jessica; C005 - gagnier, lance f; D006 - sims, tornetta; D016 - Oritz, Nadine; D070 - Kenney, Jefferey; E008 - Lockett, Laquita; E031 - Gebremedhin, Yalelet; F038 - Delices, Courtney; G019 - Hall, Joi; H008 - Swanson, Josh; J009 - Hall, Nicholas; J163 - Hilliard, Elijah; J166 Burrows, Sierra; K014 - Restoration Control Urdaneta, Jackie; K096 - melendez, michael; K099 - grainger, Lance PUBLIC STORAGE # 24303, 1313 45th Street, Orlando, FL 32839, (407) 278-8737 Time: 12:10 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. A130 - snell, patricia; B218 - Baugh, Destiny; B223 - Dulrene, Thimene; B224 - Slater, Joe; B284 - Cave, Joseph Ross; C316 - Cox, Trenisha; C394 - Padilla, Hilton; D411 - De Jesus, Ricardo; D418 - Etheridge, Markita; D425 - Sarden, Johnathan; E502 - Louisme, Windel; E521 - Williams, Ashley; E523 - Ross, Nikia; E528 - Wisdom, Maggie; E530 - NATURALLYDAZZLED Green, Denisha PUBLIC STORAGE # 25454, 235 E Oak Ridge Road, Orlando, FL 32809, (407) 326-9069 Time: 12:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. A105 - Deveau, Sherri; B225 - Reyes, Fernando; B233 - Young, Loleta; C315 – Gonzalez, Jasmine; C316 - Falcon, Xashia; C317 - lopez, Juan; D419 - Casimir, Pichardot; D420 - Dorsey, Martha; E535 - Ramirez, Juan; E542 - Garcia, Aracelis; F613 – Arias, Mark; F626 - Dee, Kay; G703 - Eichelberger, Diamond; G711 - Desir, Lineda; G726 - Whitley, Glen; I906 - Gerthers, Donnie; I922 - Diaz, Trinidad; I923 - Escobar, Jeremy; J014 Louis, Christina; K119 - Williams, Dashid; K122 - Adkins, Kathleen; K126 - Smith, Lawrence; L220 - Turner, Liz; N407 Feliciano Sanchez, Angel Feliciano; N411 - Evans, Tyrek J; P038 - Polynice, Wilken; P071 - Dee, Kay PUBLIC STORAGE # 25782, 2783 N John Young Parkway, Kissimmee, FL 34741, (321) 422-2079 Time: 12:30 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 1019 - Colon, Rose Malave; 1064 - Senquis, Rachel; 1112 - santiago, kimberly; 1155 - Murillo Arteaga, Anita Teresa; 206 - Culbreath, Crystal; 367 - Johnson, Yvette; 483 Pagan, Eric; 581 - Lundor, Weinfrid; 694 - Alvelo, Richard; 805 - Martinez Segura, Misael PUBLIC STORAGE # 25806, 227 Simpson Rd, Kissimmee, FL 34744, (407) 258-3087 Time: 12:40 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 094 Chevalier, Elvin; 246 - Osborne Santana, Omar; 311 - Ortiz, Carmen; 314 - Munoz, Edwin; 349 - Toyensojeda, Marcos; 448 - Balbuena, Anastasia; 465 - Silliman, Melinda; 537 - Allen, Janice; 545 - Alejandro, Luis Antonio; 574 - Mendez, Raul; 575 - Omurkulov, Johanna; 861 - Correa, Rafael Rico PUBLIC STORAGE # 25846, 1051 Buenaventura Blvd, Kissimmee, FL 34743, (407) 258-3147 Time: 12:50 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 01140 - Solis, Angel Ricardo; 02104 - Reyes, Jose; 02139 - Douglas, Stacy; 02163 - Cancel, Hanna; 02524 Rhodes, Kara; 04429 - Mitchell, Alexis; 05107 - Reyes, Jose; 05128 - Linelvis, Lara; 05185 - Colon, Nyliah; 05212 Steele III, Matthew; 05214 - Rolle, Avia; 05221 - Reyes, Jose; 05420 - C, Mariah PUBLIC STORAGE # 25847, 951 S John Young Pkwy, Kissimmee, FL 34741, (321) 236-6712 Time: 01:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1016 - Maxie II, Steven; 1202 - Poole, Nema; 1241 - Salcedo, Ana; 1243 Salcedo, Ana; 1413 - Ivelisse, Almestica; 1714 - EUSTACE, JOHN; 1810 - Moran, Elba;1810 – Caro, Ivan D.; 2037 - Roman, Amy; 2061 - Hernandez, Isuanet; 2116 - Garcia, Carmen; 2206 - Petit Frere, Mildrene PUBLIC STORAGE # 25892, 1701 Dyer Blvd , Kissimmee , FL 34741, (407) 392-1169 Time: 01:10 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0006 - Santana, Herminio; 0014 - Jones, Micheal; 0035 - DAVENPORT PRINS,

JAMI; 0040 - DesRuisseaux, Melissa; 0043 - Diaz, Jason; 0066 - Castro, Lopez; 2037 - Gallo, Linda; 4030 - III, Clifton Clark; 6065 - Jones, Micheal; 6098 Mcgraw, Haley; 6208 - Padilla, Joanna; 8023 - Urdaneta, Maria; 8070 - Moncada, Karen PUBLIC STORAGE # 28075, 4729 S Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32839, (407) 986-4867 Time: 01:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0106 - Short, Kerri; 0139 - Long, Nivea; 0159 - Jour, Woodly Saint; 0202 - ceasar, janna; 0235 - Canizares, Elizabeth; 0306 daniels, george; 0328 - Frazier, Trazonne; 0335 - Young, Lavonga; 0348 - Gonzalez, ariel; 0356 - Chavarria, Bryan; 0711 Robbins, Mykia; 0733 - Jackson, Wanda; 0908 - Smith, Jerohn; 0938 - Lopez, Erica; 0995 - Theogene, Leona; 1059 - Barnes, Darlene; 1071 - Maldonado, Kandy; 1146 - Augustin, Dieulette; 1166 - Martin, Alandra; 1170 - Burney, Breana; 1172 farrelly, Phillippe; 1217 - Walcott, Unica; 1245 - Ahmed, Sana; 1255 - Volcy, Olby. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Orangeco, Inc., 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below on June 24, 2022 at the locations indicated: Store 1333: 13125 S John Young Pkwy,Orlando, FL 32837, 407.516.7005 @ 10:00am. Francisco Taveras-boxes and chairs Store 1631: 5753 Hoffner Ave. Orlando FL 32822, 407.212.5890 @10:15 am JeMeemah Jones Boxes & Tv Store 7057: 13597 S. Orange Ave Orlando FL 32824, 407.910.2087 @ 10:30 Am: Tameka Davis- 3 bedroom set, mattress, boxes, electronics, Tv, pictures. Store 7143: 6035 Sand Lake Vista Dr, Orlando FL 32819, 407.337.6665 @ 11:00 am. Kim Burns, boxes. Eudora Yu; Dog crate, luggage, stuffed animals, few bags. Store 7155 @ 1305 Crawford Ave St. Cloud FL 34769 407.504.0833 @11:15 AM: Jefferey Teal household items. Raymond Hironimus household items. Daniel Nater household items. Store 8136: 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839, 407.488.9093 @ 12:00pm. Luxna luxcien household items, Odorico Martinez household items, Monica Carlock Household items Monica Carlock, Household items Freddy Julias household items, Chander Clark Household items. Store 8460: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissimmee FL 34746 (407) 429-8867 @ 12:15 PM: Zuleimie Yvelisse Baez Mojica Karl Household goods, a Collins Household items, Brenda Logan Household items. Store 8612: 1150 Brand Ln Kissimmee, FL 34744 (407) 414-5303 @12:30 pm. Barbara Dewdney personal items, Kevin Tutson Household items, Diego Avonce Household items. Store 8753 @ 540 Cypress Pkwy Poinciana FL 34759 (863) 240-0879 @ 12:45PM Luz Rosa Clothes, Shoes, Electronic games, Susan Hernandez Household Goods, Rafael Guerrero Household items, Tony Nunn Boxes, Old Supplies Store 8778: 3820 S Orange Ave Orlando FL 32806, 321.270.3440 @ 1:00 PM. Franky Padilla Cloth, Nina Gadson clothing, furniture, Harry Gadson Household item. Store 8931: 3280 Vineland Rd Kissimmee FL 34746, 407.720.7424 @ 1:30 PM: John David pool table, bench, 2 gaming chairs, cat tree, Valene Brooks household goods, dishwasher, De L AShawn Tilme

bags, clothes, James Michael Morvel Jr household goods, CPU, entertainment center. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE of abandoned property per Florida Statute 715.109. Sale to be held at 8:30am on June 11th, 2022 and June 17th, 2022 at 1050 Sonoma Court, Longwood, FL 32750. Property Description: King Size Bedroom set, sectional sofa, dining table and miscellaneous pressure washing equipment and trailer. Former tenant: Donald Eric Andersen. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on July 1st, 2022 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Of Central Florida, INC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; JN1BJ1CP8KW529560 2019 / NISS 1HGEM22561L057030 2001 / HOND 5N1AN08U75C611769 2005 / NISS 56KMSA000H3123318 2017 / INDI JS1GL51K3D2100231 1983 / SUZI 3FA6P0CD4KR270054 2019 / FORD 1G6KD54Y43U280872 2003 / CADI JS2YA413185101651 2008 / SUZI WBAEU33493PM56372 2003 / BMW 4A3AB36F94E066886 2004 / MITS TRUSC28N031005103 2003 / AUDI 1N4BL4DV5NN338779 2022 / NISS 4S4BTAAC9L3209198 2020 / SUBA 1FTEW1E53LKD27435 2020/FORD. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: ADAM AYED ENTERPRISES LLC gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 7/1/2022, 09:00 am at 9712 RECYCLE CENTER RD ORLANDO, FL 32824- 8146, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. ADAM AYED ENTERPRISES LLC reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. JNKAY01E47M307471 2007 INFI NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ or all bids. JULY 1, 2022 1GNDT13S322235468 2002 CHEV 2FMDK3JC2DBB28505

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Notice of Public Sale: Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www. storagetreasures.com ending onJuly 8th, 2022 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage2435 W SR 426 , Oviedo, FL 32765. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goodsare sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances . 0091 – Andre Mosley, 0545 – Howard Wiltsey, 126A – Crystal Ayala Notice of Public Sale: Personal Property of the following tenants will be sold at public auction to the highest bidder for cash to. Contents may include household items, luggage, toys, furniture, clothing, commercial equipment, etc. Auction to be held at Compass Self Storage, 203 Neighborhood Market Rd Orlando, FL 32825 on July 8th, 2022 at 11:00 am or thereafter. Viewing at time of sale only. The owners or their agents reserve the right to bid on any unit and also to refuse any bid. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Sale is subject to adjournment. #3069, Teela J Francois. Notice of Public Sale: Personal Property of the following tenants will be sold at public auction to the highest bidder for cash to. Contents may include household items, luggage, toys, furniture, clothing, commercial equipment, etc. Auction to be held at Compass Self Storage, 14120 E. Colonial Dr. Orlando, FL 32826 on July 8th, 2022 at 11:00 pm or thereafter. Viewing at time of sale only. The owners or their agents reserve the right to bid on any unit and also to refuse any bid. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Sale is subject to adjournment. #2120 – Jose Ortiz Vazquez, AKA Jose Manuel Ortiz Vazquez, #2204 – Keith Cruz, AKA Keith Anthony Cruz, #1701- Saleh Alrshoodi, AKA Saleh Fahad N Alrshoodi, #1811Jeremy Sharritt, AKA Jeremy Lawrence Sharritt, #1119- Danette Ford, AKA Danette Maria Ford, #1112- Tches Joseph, AKA Tches J Joseph, #1353Nancy Rivera, #1316-Edwin Santana, #1305- Danette Ford, AKA Danette Maria Ford, #2531- Mary Jo Fernandez, AKA Mary Jo Fernandez Rivera, #2512- Melanie Gomez, #2502- Maria Anita Trevino.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Preston’s Towing. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 07:00 am 605 E Donegan Ave, Kissimmee, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 7/9/2022 WBABW53494PJ96307 2004 BMW JTNBB46K173026839 2007 TOY T1N4AL21E67N427199 2007 NISS JTDBR32E560092840 2006 TOYT 7/11/2022 KNDJT2A69C7372894 2012 KIA NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Preston’s Towing. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 07:00 am 605 E Donegan Ave, Kissimmee, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 7/10/2022 5N1AT2MT4GC740828 2016 NISS 7/13/2022 ZFBCFABH1EZ026651, 2014 FIAT NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1998 Acura VIN: JH4UA3647WC007656 2015 Chevy VIN: KL7CJNSB3FB073606 2007 Lexus VIN: JTHBJ46G172098776 2010 Hyundai VIN: KMHDU4AD1AU036445 2011 Dodge VIN: 2B3CL3CG9BH543782 To be sold at auction at 8:00 am. on July 6, 2022 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

Employment Construction Managing Director Orlando, FL. Develop and implement control modules based on project specifications and company strategies. Plan, organize, and direct activities of the President concerned with the bidding process for construction projects and contracts entered into on behalf of the corporation valuing up to $1 million dollars. Collaborate with the President to develop and direct the business strategy of the corporation. Determine labor requirements and prepare employment contracts. Manage construction projects valuing more than $2 million dollars by developing budget controls and reviewing cost tracking reports as well as evaluations. Apply for and obtain all necessary certificates, permits, or licenses. Evaluate construction methods and determine cost-effectiveness using Enterprise Resource Planning Software.

Confer with President to discuss and resolve financial and operational concerns. Requirements: Bachelor’s Degree in Civil Engineering and two years of experience using Construction Enterprise Resource Planning software. Apply to Condor Construction Corp., via luis.pinzon@condorcorp.us CRM Software Developer: Serves as primary administrator for the Salesforce environment, and related applications. Handles basic administrative functions including user account maintenance, reports and dashboards, workflows, and other routine tasks. Ensures Salesforce production and Sandbox environments are properly updated and maintained. Conducts training on Salesforce functionality when required. Maintains end-user guides, release notes and all support documentation, including tracking bugs, enhancements, and features. Partners with leadership to recommend solutions to business needs based upon on-going research into new system features and functionality. Partners with developers and vendors to ensure business requirements are fully implemented, thorough testing is complete, and system quality maintained. Effectively manages projects including project timelines, resource allocation, communication, risk identification and management and other issues. Maintains functionality and enhancements for integrated systems. Provides support to Salesforce users. Works off-hours on troubleshooting and system upgrades when required. Master’s degree in Computer Information System. 12 months experience as a Software Developer. Salesforce Certified Administrator (adm201), and Salesforce Certified Advanced Administrator (adm211) certifications are required. Mail resume to The Assistance Fund, INC. at 4700 Millenia Blvd., Ste 410, Orlando, FL 32839. F/T General Manager – Orlando, Florida – Business Saving Zone Business Saving Zone is company that provides consulting services for businesses in addition to providing various tax and accounting services. An Office Manager at Business Saving Zone will review financial statements, activity reports, or other performance data to measure productivity or goal achievement or to identify areas needing program improvement; Prepare staff work schedules and assign specific duties; Direct administrative activities directly related to providing services; Direct or coordinate financial or budget activities to fund operations and to increase efficiency; Develop or implement marketing strategies; Establish or implement departmental policies, goals, objectives, or procedures. Requirements: At least BA in Business Administration or foreign equivalent and 24 months of experience in Management or a related field. Resumes to: fabiola@businesssavingzone.com or Mail to: Business Saving Zone, Inc Attn: Fabiola Cordero 8865 Commodity Circle, Suite 4 Orlando, Florida 32819

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