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¶ Call the barber, fetch the leeches Last week served us — and the whole rest of the country — yet another example of the bass-ackward nature of Florida’s “health” department. In “Florida Surgeon General Ladapo opposes COVID-19 vaccine for young children” (June 15), we reported that no matter what the federal Food and Drug Administration may have to say about COVID-19 vaccinations for children under age 5, Ladapo is standing firm against possible progress. The FDA’s Vaccines Advisory Committee met last Wednesday to discuss amending emergency-use authorizations for the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines for children as young as 6 months old, which they did approve. Ladapo, who has long criticized vaccination requirements for adults, said he would not support vaccinating young children against the coronavirus, which he did not. And that’s the story of how 49 of these United States of America ordered vaccine doses for children … but not Florida! @Simon Susan Veness: So, what does the “surgeon general” actually recommend? A course of leeches? The rest of the state administration seems determined to drag us back to the Dark Ages, so it would make perfect sense. @Tyler Wehmeier: I hope this ass kisser gets his license revoked for breaking the Hippocratic oath for the sake of politics. @Andrew Lisa: As the father of a child born at the beginning of this pandemic, I find Ladapo’s “opinion” to be inconsistent with the vast majority of actual physicians, and I know PLENTY of parents have been waiting for this moment for a while. DeSantis’ lap dog needs to check himself. @Jono Randolph: I am too against giving toddlers a vaccine for COVID, but I am not a doctor or someone who even reads scientific papers, so my opinion matters incredibly little.

@Zoeanne Ford: Considering the fact that neither one of them give a shit about Floridians that don’t fall within their “perfect voter” parameters, they need to stay out of it. You know — parental rights and all.

¶ Religious freedom for me, not for thee Last week we reported that a South Florida Jewish congregation has challenged the new state law that blocks abortions after 15 weeks of pregnancy, contending the measure violates privacy and religious-freedom rights. The lawsuit filed by Congregation L’Dor Va-Dor read in part: “In Jewish law, abortion is required if necessary to protect the health, mental or physical well-being of the woman, or for many other reasons not permitted under [the new law]. As such, the act prohibits Jewish women from practicing their faith free of government intrusion and thus violates their privacy rights and religious freedom.” @James Hall: What this lawsuit reveals is how tied to religion our abortion laws are. And that should never be the case in a nation that promotes freedom of religion. @Ant Iannucci: People LOVE that “religious freedom” until a religion other than Christianity steps up about it. @Erik Grincewicz: The abortion ban should only apply to the Christian weirdos who believe in that made up nonsense. What’s also depressing is the Christians complaining about this have no idea where their religion came from or the history of their own faith. The Bible is only a cudgel to them to punish people or behavior they have prejudices toward. @Jessica Morris: The problem is that for some reason the anti-choicers seem to want a say in what “the health of the mother” means. That’s why it’s important to keep these things between the mom and doctors.

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Apopka doesn’t want poors littering its city center, Disney backs off its planned Imagineers move to Lake Nona, another case of monkeypox in Central Florida, and other news you may have missed last week. »

Another case of monkeypox confirmed in Orange County Last week, the Florida Department of Health confirmed the second case of monkeypox in Central Florida. The FDOH reports that the case came from a person in their 30s in Orange County who has not traveled recently. They are being kept in isolation. That totals 10 cases in Florida, with South Florida accounting for the majority of reported infections. According to the CDC, there are 99 confirmed cases in all the U.S. The current outbreak has resulted in 2,166 recorded cases in 37 countries. Symptoms of monkeypox usually start with the flu with a fever, chills and a headache. Then a distinctive rash can start forming on the face and then move to your body. Monkeypox spreads via direct contact with infectious rashes, surface transmission and eating an infected animal. According to the CDC, it is very difficult to spread monkeypox without close contact, and the threat of the disease in the US is still very low. The government agency notes that public should not be alarmed because unlike COVID, it is hard to contract and does not spread easily.

Developer sues City of Apopka to build affordable housing in planned city center A housing developer is suing the City of Apopka for declining a permit to build affordable housing in the sprawling town’s planned city center. Wendover Housing Partners sued the city after the local council and mayor struck down the permit for a 195-unit affordable apartment building on the site. The group behind the project, which has been in the works for more than a decade, sued under the Florida Fair Housing Act. City leaders shared, in pretty clear language, that they don’t want poor people being drawn to the area. During the meeting in May, Apopka Mayor Bryan Nelson said that they hoped the site would be used for luxury apartments. “We’re looking for people that can walk to our downtown and get a cup of coffee, and they don’t mind spending $4 or $5 or buy a beer after work or whatever,” Nelson said. Wendover has already received millions of dollars in government grants — more than $8 million from the state and $2 million from Orange County — to build affordable housing on the site. They noted in the suit that the city had previously approved their plans including housing for workers and lower-income families. The developer is asking the court to strike down the language forbidding affordable housing in the area, so that they may continue to build.

can be seen yelling at Jones and closing the distance between themselves and the high-schooler. In the clip, the men admit to smashing his window. “Burning out racing through my fucking neighborhood,” Corsi said. “Get out of my neighborhood, fuckwad.” A woman identified as Cindy Hughes yelled at Jones to “get out of the neighborhood” and added, “You don’t belong here.” Hughes was arrested by Seminole County officers and charged with criminal property damage and throwing a “deadly missile.” The charges could carry up to 15 years in prison. Corsi was charged with criminal property damage and battery, according to the police report.

Influential Florida NRA lobbyist Marion Hammer, who ushered through ‘Stand Your Ground’ law, retires after 44 years Marion Hammer, a titan of gun-rights advocacy who played an outsized role in shaping Florida’s gun laws as a lobbyist for the National Rifle Association, retired last week. Hammer, 83, spent 44 years as a lobbyist for the NRA and served as the first woman president of the national gun-rights group. Among the slew of gunrelated measures that Hammer shepherded through the process over the years was the state’s 2005 “stand your ground” law. The first of its kind in the nation, the law expanded the more-traditional “Castle Doctrine,” which allowed people to use deadly force to defend themselves in their homes, to more broadly say that people don’t have a “duty to retreat” if they believe it is necessary to prevent death or great bodily harm. Hammer was last in the news in 2020, after she lost a harassment lawsuit. Hammer claimed two emails containing gruesome images of children’s bodies after the Marjory Stoneman Douglas shootings in Parkland, sent to her by attorney Lawrence Sorenson, constituted “cyberstalking, harassment and intentional infliction of emotional distress.” Sorenson said he was attempting to “engage with [NRA lobbyist] Hammer in a debate on the damage that assault weapons can inflict on human beings.” The judge dismissed Hammer’s suit.

Disney delays plans to move 2,000 jobs to Lake Nona by four years Disney is pushing its plans to move employees to Lake Nona to 2026. The company announced the new date this week, citing delays in construction and a desire not to rush such a massive move. Disney previously told the Orlando Sentinel that the offices were expected to be open in December 2022. The move to Lake Nona would put Disney in the position of receiving Florida tax breaks that total $570 million, moving 2,000 jobs in the division of Parks, Experiences and Products into the state. Most of the employees marked for relocation work in Disney’s creative design division, called Imagineers. “Florida is known for its rich culture of hospitality and active lifestyle as well as a lower cost of living with no state income tax,” Disney Parks chairman Josh D’Amaro said in the announcement of the move. “As someone who has moved with my family from California to Florida and back again, I understand that relocation is a big change, not only for the employee, but also for their families.” There is an ongoing dispute between Disney and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over DeSantis’ controversial “Don’t Say Gay” law. After Disney spoke out against the discriminatory law, DeSantis and Florida Republicans pushed to strip Disney of its special independent government, a status it has held since the 1960s. Disney denied the speculation that the delayed move has anything to do with their ongoing feud.

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as we would all love to be. We are still experiencing disruptions to our lives, illness, suffering and sadness. “Very disappointing,” indeed. To better understand this particular moment in the pandemic, I talked with data expert Beth Blauer of Johns Hopkins University. She’s been tracking metrics of the pandemic since it started. In the earliest days, she helped build databases, including a widely used COVID-19 tracker, that ultimately became the Coronavirus Resource Center at Hopkins. Those tools get data out to other scientists, health experts, government leaders, journalists and people who want to keep up with the latest numbers. (The interview has been edited for length and clarity.) How solid is the testing data right now in the United States?

The testing data in this country is crumbling. … We’re barely getting data out of the application-based resources that come with home tests. And the home tests are running 10 bucks apiece. That’s cost-prohibitive for people who live below the poverty line. Even middle-income people are not spending $20 for a pack of two. [Free tests are available in the United States, but it’s not known how many of those tests are reaching people who need them.] We are flying blind. Completely. We are in a surge right now, but we don’t even appreciate fully how big of a surge this is. PHOTO BY MILKO VASA/ADOBE

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A lack of COVID-19 data leaves us in the dark about the current surge. Digital behavior, including negative Yankee Candle reviews — yes, really — can offer clues, but we’re ‘flying blind,’ experts say BY LAURA SANDERS, SCIENCE NEWS

cience journalists are accustomed to data. We sift through it and talk it over with experts. We pay close attention to the stories that numbers can tell. But at this point in the pandemic, many of us are having a hard time finding the story. That’s because the numbers aren’t there. Data on coronavirus infections in the United States have become less reliable, many experts say. Fewer people are getting tested, local governments have stopped reporting results, and home test results rarely make it into official counts. [Editor’s note: Speaking locally, a report issued this month by the state auditor general’s office says Floridians spent the first months of the coronavirus pandemic without accurate or complete information. The report looked at data reporting by state health agencies from March to October 2020, and found many reporting flaws, meaning “government officials and the general public may not have had all the information necessary to assess the efficacy of COVID-19 control measures and take appropriate actions.”] To be sure, there are still official numbers to be found, and they don’t look great. Hospitalizations are low compared with earlier in the pandemic, but they’re rising again, and the case counts that do exist are ticking up, too. After dipping in March, the tally in the United States is back up to more than 100,000 known cases a day. A third of Americans now live in places with “medium to high” levels of virus spread. With these not-so-great numbers in mind, it’s not a stretch to assume that the missing data probably wouldn’t tell us a cheery story either. We are almost certainly undercounting cases in the United States. And we’re not alone. Amid worldwide declines

Any guesses?

I have no idea. Anecdotally, I’m sure you and I both know a ton of people who have COVID-19 or who just got over it. All the mitigation strategies are not being spun up to meet the rising demand that a surge, like we’re in right now, calls for, which means we’re just going to be getting a lot more COVID19. People are going on vacations, they’re traveling, graduations, all of these things are just going forward. So yes, we’re seeing some increase in hospitalization, but I don’t think we have any idea how much disease there is in the community. I’ve had trouble gauging my risk from COVID-19 in everyday life. Is that typical?

It’s a mess. I think a lot of people are sensing that. And it dilutes our capacity to have faith in science and in all the things that have happened over time. It is confusing. It’s like, “Oh, we have just as much COVID, but we can go to parties? And school is in?” Everything all of a sudden gets called into question. in testing and sequencing to see where coronavirus is spreading [That uncertainty highlights a] need to really think critically and how it’s changing, “we are blinding ourselves to the evolu- about our public health infrastructure in this country. tion of the virus,” Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the head of the World Health Organization, said May 22. How should we be living with this virus right now? We’ve never had a perfect count of COVID-19 cases, of We all acknowledge that we need social anchoring in our course. Early on in the pandemic, before testing ramped up in communities. We need to see people. We can’t hide away in our some places, scientists found clues about COVID-19’s transmis- houses forever. But that means we have to think about what it sion in odd places. Wastewater testing, for instance, spotted means to live with a pathogen like COVID-19 out there. And signs of the virus getting flushed down the toilet. That dirty we’re not giving ourselves all the best tools to be able to do that. water continues to be an indirect, but helpful, measure of I work in a building where right down the hall, people are viral loads in a community. Here in Oregon, where I live, some getting chemotherapy. I feel a responsibility to the community wastewater spots again show increases in coronavirus, suggest- that I’m not giving them a disease that could potentially kill ing a surge. them. That’s not happening in a lot of places. For me, it’s sad. Even more indirect measurements can give us additional It’s like a loss of collective empathy, and I don’t think we should hints. Early on in the pandemic, “smart” thermometers con- not talk about that. nected to the internet generated fever data used to map risk of I think I would feel the very same way even if I wasn’t leadgetting sick by region. Internet searches for words and phrases, ing this effort here at Hopkins. But I don’t know. Maybe it’s such as “chills,” “fever” and “I can’t smell,” also pointed to virus because I feel the toll of a million Americans who have died. hot spots. I’ve experienced loss in my life. I do have a lot of empathy. But My favorite digital sign of illness comes from online reviews I don’t think I’m overdoing it. of Yankee Candles. One-star reviews (“No scent.” “Embarrassed as this was a gift.”) tracked neatly with a rise in COVID-19 cases But you’re not saying we should all hunker down and stay in 2020 and the subsequent widespread loss of smell. Just last away from people. week, more one-star reviews showed up, notes Twitter user No. We’re done with that. But we have to start integrating @drewtoothpaste, who compiled the latest complaints. “No and really putting into place these habits [masking, testing and smell.” “Absolutely no scent.” “Very disappointing!!!” adjusting behavior when needed]. Because I think it’s the only These one-star reviews are not airtight evidence of COVID- way we get out of this. 19 rates — not by any stretch. But they add to the broader This interview was first published by Science News. picture that we are not yet done with this pandemic, as much news@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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NUANCE IS THE ENEMY OF THE NARRATIVE Statistically, urban areas tend to be significantly safer than rural ones. Yet the myth that liberal cities are debauched and violent is a right-wing article of faith, one they’re promoting and exploiting shamelessly BY JEFFREY BILLMAN

t’s funny how narratives work. After San Francisco voters recalled District Attorney Chesa Boudin, Washington Post columnist James Hohmann called the vote “the latest wake-up call for Democrats, who have lost the public’s trust on criminal justice and play down voter anxieties about crime at their peril.” New York magazine’s Jonathan Chait, who imagines himself a sensible progressive amid the left-wing rabble, wrote that Boudin “represents the long tail of a disastrously misconceived response by progressives to the problem of abusive and racist policing.” Days before the recall, Wall Street Journal writer Andy Kessler decried “filthy” sidewalks “filled with homeless tents and a god-awful smell.” Kessler wrote that he “almost tripped over a squatting man sticking a hypodermic needle between his toes,” and complained that the cops didn’t rush the inconvenient junkie into the back of the nearest squad car. Boudin, he concluded, is “a big source of the city’s current rot.” And so the narrative took hold: San Francisco is a dangerous, dystopian hellscape of thieves and homeless drug addicts, and Boudin’s “soft”-on-crime approach — eliminating cash bail, diverting low-level offenses, and ending sentencing enhancements — is to blame. If Democrats don’t condemn the other woke pantywaists in their midst, they’re doomed to Boudin’s fate. There are, of course, a few problems with that narrative. The first is that, on the national level, Democratic leaders have already condemned anything that faintly resembles “defund the police” at every given opportunity. “I think the voters sent a clear message last night: Both parties have to step up and do something about crime, as well as gun violence,” President Biden, who has repeatedly called for more police funding, said after Boudin’s recall. Second, the political takeaway — reform plus crime equals defeat — gets muddled if you zoom out. Reformers in the nearby (and more populous) Contra Costa and Alameda counties won their DA elections this month, as did Kimberly Graham in

San Francisco’s Tenderloin District by night. | photo by Jeff Ugai

Des Moines and District Attorney Satana Deberry in Durham, North Carolina. Members of the pro-reform group Fair and Just Prosecution now represent one-fifth of the country. But most importantly, the claim that Boudin’s policies failed in San Francisco — and, ipso facto, that similar reforms will likewise fail — deserves scrutiny before it becomes conventional wisdom. San Francisco is not a violent city. Nor is it becoming a violent city. Violent crime decreased during the pandemic and sits near a 40-year low. Reported robberies and rapes have markedly declined over the last five years. In 2021, San Francisco had 56 homicides — about 6.4 homicides per 100,000 people. By comparison, Jacksonville, Florida, a Republican-run city with a long history of toughon-crime politicians, had more than 12 homicides per 100,000 people last year. But San Francisco does have a problem with property crime, especially burglaries and car thefts. And — probably more important to Boudin’s political fate — the city’s streets are rife with homeless camps, people battling mental illness, and drug sales. In other words, things largely outside of Boudin’s control. The city’s homeless problem is directly linked to a housing shortage driven by decades of extreme NIMBY policies that benefited wealthy white liberals and exacerbated by the pandemic, especially in the long-troubled Tenderloin district. But Boudin became a scapegoat for the city’s ill. The moderate mayor, London Breed, openly attacked him, as did police unions that did not appreciate the extra scrutiny. In a lowturnout election without an opponent to run against, Boudin lost to discontent. The more important point is this: There is no evidence that

progressive criminal justice policies have led to increased crime. Across the country during the pandemic, homicide rates rose in jurisdictions with law-and-order prosecutors the same as in ones with reformers. And statistics show that (liberal) urban areas tend to be significantly safer than (conservative) rural ones. Yet it’s become an article of faith on the right that liberal cities are debauched and violent — a myth that is too often repeated blindly by mainstream sources. The other day, while getting a tire patched at my local garage, I caught a half-hour or so of Fox News’ afternoon — i.e., “news” — programming, in which I not only learned that there is a “war on police” on the West Coast, but also that Oregon’s decriminalization of small amounts of drugs is a “failure” that has turned downtown Portland into “an openair drug market.” Oregon’s addiction rates have risen, but it has little to do with not incarcerating addicts. And, contra Fox’s dismissive “reporting,” supporters do not simply say the approach “needs more time.” Rather, they say — and many medical experts agree — that the state needs to improve its pathways to treatment, not lock people up. But nuance is the enemy of the narrative. And with the narrative set in stone, conservatives are seizing on concerns about urban crime to press their advantage. In California, Republicans are trying to recall Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascón. In Pennsylvania, Republican lawmakers are talking about impeaching Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner, who was overwhelmingly re-elected last year. Not coincidentally, those lawmakers who are fearmongering about unchecked crime in Philly? Yeah, they live on the other side of the state.

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Central Florida, but even a recent tsunami of virus-related event cancellations hasn’t halted this month’s rebound of area arts and attractions. Amid an ever-growing wave of theme parks and theaters resuming full operations, two of my favorite local venues both reopened last week, and while they occupy opposite ends of the economic shoreline, they both returned sharing the same advice: Go with the flow. After its months-long closure in 2020, Walt Disney World was quick to reopen its rides. But live entertainment took a lot longer to recover, with many major stages remaining dark for a year or more. On June 13, Disney’s Animal Kingdom finally ushered guests back inside its spacious Theater in the Wild for the first time since the pandemic for the debut of Finding Nemo: The Big Blue … and Beyond!, the newly reimagined version of the Pixar-inspired musical by Avenue Q’s Kristen Anderson-Lopez & Robert Lopez, which originally debuted in 2007 as part of Disney’s effort to bring Broadway-quality shows into its theme parks. Other shows from that era — such as the hour-long multiracial Frozen musical that ran at the Disneyland Resort — are mostly extinct, and when it was announced that the nearly 40-minute-long Finding Nemo show would return in a greatly shortened form, I

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feared the worst. Fortunately, my opening-day viewing of the new production quickly allayed my fears, as the show’s new Finding Dory-derived framing story allows the fan-favorite “tank gang” characters — led by the gravel-voiced Gil — to shine as they narrate the familiar fish tale. This new structure significantly tightens the show’s pacing, and while some memorable gags were left by the wayside (I’ll miss the dueling swordfish and flight-challenged penguins) all of the major musical numbers returned mostly intact, including “In the Big Blue World,” “Fish Are Friends, Not Food” and Crush’s signature Beach Boys-esque anthem, “Go With the Flow.” Also returning, with some tweaks and updates, are the colorful costumes and Michael Currydesigned puppets. The giant Nigel animatronic is sadly absent, but new papercraft-style sets and vibrant video backdrops provide plenty of visual interest. What was sacrificed in the new version of Finding Nemo (aside from four members of its cast) were any moments of darkness, danger or emotional depth, which previously elevated the musical above the typical theme-park production. The traumatic opening death of Nemo’s mom, which informs his father Marlin’s overprotectiveness, is excised entirely, as is Dory’s near-fatal jellyfish encounter. The biggest loss is the climactic reprise of “We Swim Together,” when the leads handed off their puppets and sung to the audience in a stunningly simple example of magical stagecraft. But although I’ll miss those moments as an adult fan, I can’t dismiss the countless families I witnessed bailing out of Finding Nemo mid-performance over

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the years. By packing all of the kid-friendly highlights — and none of the tear-provoking low points — into 25 minutes, Mickey may have finally found the secret to keeping Nemo’s audience on board until the final bow. A few days after my fishing expedition, Theater on the Edge — my favorite new independent company to come along in the last few years — opened its first post-pandemicproduction, Ralph Pape’s 1970s stoner comedy Say Goodnight, Gracie. Jerry (Joshua Fulmer), a high-strung struggling actor, is supposed to be attending his 10-year high-school reunion with his poet pal, Steve (Christopher Ivers) and secretary girlfriend, Ginny (Audra Torres), but an existential crisis has him stuck inside their seedy East Village apartment. Enter Bobby (Faheem Bacchus), their ever-baked best bud, and his polyamorous stewardess girlfriend, Catherine (Natalie Bulajic), bearing a bottomless bag of doobies. As the quintet gets sky-high, their circular conversation spirals from Norman Lear-nodding sitcom slapstick to a surprisingly touching and still relevant reflection on what happens when a generation raised by video screens is forced to abandon their Hollywoodfueled fantasies about their futures in the face of massive social upheaval. Pape’s play, which was developed during a Playwrights Horizon workshop in 1978, is a plotless period piece with zero dramatic stakes that depends on the charisma of its cast to carry audience interest through almost two intermission-less hours. Director-producer Marco DiGeorge populates his ensemble with several actors new to his company, starting with Fulmer, whose frustrated fulminating as

the desperate thespian seems tailor-made for a three-camera shoot and live studio audience; however, Jerry might be a bit too intensely abrasive for a full-season pickup. I likewise had mixed feelings about his cohorts; although the characters repeatedly remark on how “silly” Steve is, Ivers’ dry delivery is so deadpan that his jokes seem joyless; and Torres’ emotional intensity and Southern accent are so powerful that Ginny seems to have stepped out a Tennessee Williams melodrama. Thankfully, Bacchus and Bulajic soon arrive to steal the show — he with Bobby’s sleepy-eyed philosophizing (which exactly echoes Crush’s mantra), and her with Catherine’s overly intimate ebullience, which climaxes in a hilariously orgasmic monologue that’s worth the ticket price alone. As always at Theater on the Edge, the real star of the play is Samantha DiGeorge’s production design, which immersively transports the audience back to 1976 in exacting detail, from the authentic aged wallpaper and pale-pink bathtub down to the era’s undersized cereal boxes and oversized glass soda bottles. The only prop I’m not sold on is whatever the cast is smoking, which seems to be laced with something way heavier than any medical-grade indica I’ve ever inhaled. Based on the increasingly glacial pacing of the production’s second half — which achieved an almost painful pause-to-dialogue ratio prior to complete couch-lock setting in — I’m fearful someone may have dosed the cast with fentanyl. Perhaps switching to an energetic sativa (I suggest a nice Durban Poison or Jack Herer) would help improve the cue pickup in what’s otherwise a ripped-roaring good time. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com

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CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’ Cupid’s Hot Dogs provides Lee Road the SoCal vibe it didn’t know it needed BY FAIYAZ KA RA

ike the venerable Bill’s Burgers in Van Chira Chamlongsupalak brought up the idea Nuys, California, Cupid’s Hot Dogs of opening a Florida outpost to her husband is very much a San Fernando Valley Sorot, the Cupid’s brand expanded to the institution. It has been ever since Richard Southeast. OK, so Lee Road is an intriguing and Bernice Walsh opened their first wie- choice of location but, then again, the strip ner stand in North Hollywood back in 1946. west of I-4 has always presented an intriguAnd while Bill’s offers up plenty of, as they ing mix of eateries. The Californication of Cupid’s Orlando say in the Valley, surly-tude with its burgers (owner and patty-flipper Bill Elwell is 95, appears to be a work in progress: techafter all), Cupid’s embellishes its snappy nical glitches with the drive-thru has rendered it car-less, Vienna beef franks with a and there aren’t any healthy dose of nostalgia. CUPID’S HOT DOGS roller-skating carThird-gen owners Kelly 1515 Lee Road hops to be found and Morgan Walsh took 407-674-8517 anywhere in the to donning roller skates cupidshotdogs.net parking lot. “It’s and carhopping orders hard to find servto dog-lovers during the $ ers who can roller pandemic. After a TikTok skate and roller skate video racked up millions of views, California showed them love. Plenty well,” says Chira. I suppose a job fair at Semoran Skateway (editor’s note: or a call to of it. Antique car shows and vintage mar- Dorsa Vaziri of Wow Rolling) may be in order kets soon followed, and, after SoCal but, until then, patrons will have to foot it transplant and frequent Cupid’s patron inside to the order counter.

The space itself has housed Genoa’s Heroes, Island Classic Caribbean Restaurant and Seafood Bistro in recent years, but the Chamlongsupalaks have given the building a colorful update inside and out, right down to the made-for-social-media selfie wall, angel wings and all. Don’t let it distract you — what gives Cupid’s its wings is its iconic chili dog ($4.75) topped with mustard and onions. The chili is wonderfully smooth, wet and a bit peppery too. It’s a damn-near perfect hot dog experience, even if you opt for the non-spicy chili option. I can see why Richard Walsh got a bit miffed when his son, Rick, took over in the 1980s and introduced additional toppings like cheese to the menu. Why mess with perfection? Because even perfection is better with cheese, that’s why. Plus, adding cheddar or mozz to the chili dog will only run you four bits, and it’s well worth it. Relish, another topping introduced in the 1980s by Rick, helped popularize an even simpler creation — the “Triangle” dog ($4.50), which also comes with mustard and onions. Lucky for Rick, the Old Timer seemed to, uhh, relish it. So did I. In subsequent years, Cupid’s added a Chicago-style dog ($5.25) to the menu, and everything about it lives up to the exacting standards of a big-shouldered weenie fiend. Everything, that is, but the bun. It’s not poppy seed, which is strange because they serve their vegan Beyond Sausage Brat ($8.75) in one. You can even get your fauxbratwurst Chicago-style, like I did, but unless you’re adhering to a plant-based diet, I’d advise against it. It takes eight minutes to prepare and the flavor of the Beyond brat wasn’t really to my liking. (I’m more partial to Impossible Meat.) You’re better off getting the Chicago dog and asking for the brat’s poppy seed bun. As far as sides, both fries ($2.50) and onion rings ($3.50) did the trick on my first visit, but both were left a bit too long in the fry basket on my second visit. It’s an issue of consistency that they’ll have to figure out, and figure out soon. In case Cupid’s hasn’t noticed, it’s a competitive dog-eat world out there. fkara@orlandoweekly.com

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Bitebound, the fast-casual build-a-bowl concept, opens July 2 next to Cafe Don Juan inside the newly built City Place retail space at 1100 S. Orlando Ave. in Winter Park … Popstroke, the golf and outdoor dining venue from Tiger Woods, has opened its fourth location at Waterford Lakes Town Center … Meng’s Kitchen, offering Thai-style Hainan chicken and rice, curries and more, has soft-opened inside the iFresh Market in Coytown … Papa Llama, the popular Peruvian eatery that closed in April in order to “recalibrate” the business, will reopen June 28 … Bad As’s Burgers, by Bad As’s Sandwiches’ John Collazo, will open next month in the space recently vacated by Kathi Rolls at 4205 Curry Ford Road. The burger joint will take a high-end approach to burgerdom by using Australian Wagyu beef and fresh-baked white-sesame and whole wheat buns for its signature and build-your-own burgers … Look for a second Central Florida location of Heart of Jerusalem Cafe to open in the old Costa Del Sol space at 12200 Menta St. near Hunter’s Creek sometime next month … Eola Lounge, offering craft cocktails and Asian-leaning small plates, has opened in the short-lived Saisei Kitchen space next to Oudom Thai & Sushi in South Eola … The Bandbox, a 1920s, Art Deco-inspired, spirit-free speakeasy, opens June 25 at 1817 N. Orange Ave. in Ivanhoe Village … Look for Summer House on the Lake to move into the old Bongo’s Cuban Cafe space in Disney Springs sometime next year. Expect a Cali-inspired menu similar to the Summer Houses in Chicago and North Bethesda … More Disney news: Victoria & Albert’s is slated to reopen July 28 inside Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort … Turkish breakfast joint Sourdough Bread House location in Maitland has closed. The owners are moving the restaurant to the Casselberry Exchange plaza on the corner of State Road 436 and Highway 17-92. Look for a mid-July opening … RusTeak has closed its original location in Ocoee and will move just a few minutes away to 1681 Amazing Way in Ocoee.

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The Salty Donut in Audubon Park will offer its special “Rainbow Funfetti Cake Donut”, made with vanilla-bean glaze and topped with rainbow milk crumb, Swiss buttercream and edible disco glitter, for $4.50 until June 26. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the Zebra Coalition … As part of Edible Education Experience’s Chef Night series, chef Michael Collantes (Taglish, Soseki) will hold a Filipino kamayan feast June 30 from 6-8:30 p.m. Cost for the communal-style dinner is $80. BYOB … In celebration of Juneteenth, Go See the City, a digital coupon app promoting sustainability through zero food-waste initiatives, will highlight multiple black-owned restaurants in Central Florida. Through July 4, users can explore Black-owned restaurants and receive exclusive deals and discounts. Visit goseethecity.com for more.

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recently reviewed BB.Q CHICKEN The first Florida location of the popular global Korean fried chicken chain is a draw for the city’s fowl-mouthed thanks to its crispy and saucy wings and boneless chicken. The hot mala and maple crunch are can’t-miss flavors. Pair with traditional sides like fries and onion rings or with distinctly Asian ones like steamed rice and delectable fried dumplings. Terra beer from Korea and soju are also offered. Open daily. (reviewed June 8) 1246 E. Colonial Drive, 407-2504178, bbdotqchicken.com, $$

TEN TEN SEAFOOD & GRILL Despite a name that implies an emphasis on seafood, Ten Ten Seafood & Grill is much more comprehensive. Its specialty is traditional Cantonese cuisine, featuring an extensive dinner menu, roving dim sum cart service, and Chinese barbecue, all served in a glitzy-yet-homey banquet-style hall that will feel instantly familiar to Chinese Americans. Open daily. (reviewed June 1) Golden Sparkling Plaza, 5600 W. Colonial Drive, 407-559-9999, $$$

THAI FARM KITCHEN College Park Thai restaurant (by way of Brooklyn) makes an effort to set itself apart from other Siamese neighborhood restos with varying degrees of success. Among the worthiest items: laab with duck confit, drunken noodles with softshell crab and shumai-like minced chicken dumplings. Open daily. (reviewed May 25) 2625 Edgewater Drive, 407-412-5239, thaifarmkitchen.com, $$$

GRILLED CHEEZUS Grilled cheese sandwiches — 17 ooeygooey varieties’ worth, served on Pullman brioche or ciabatta and waffle-grilled — are this sandwich shop’s stock in trade. All are served with a tomato bisque soup dipper. Open daily. (reviewed May 18) 912 N. Mills Ave., 407-412-5006, grilledcheezus.com, $$

AVA MEDITERRAEGEAN Just because the trendy Mediterranean hotspot packs the pretty people in doesn’t mean it lacks substance. The dishes here — from the potato mille-feuille to the bracing dorade tartare to the salt-baked branzino — are incredible. (Doesn’t mean there aren’t misses: flambéed halloumi cheese, chicken skewers.) The truffle risotto and rack of lamb are a winning combination. For an opening cocktail, try the Greek salad Gibson. To end, the mille-feuille tart is all class. Closed Monday and Tuesday. (reviewed May 11) 290 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-794-9896, avamediterraegean.com, $$$$

IMMERSION BY CHEF RIKKU Chef Rikku Ó’Donnchü opens his multisensorial, whimsical and macabre tasting menu concept to the public — at least to those who can afford to indulge in

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one of the priciest dining experiences in town. And an experience it is, all 15 courses worth. The four-hour meal is an eyeopening, fun and educational trip. (reviewed May 4) 7728 W. Sand Lake Road, 407-7340000, londonhouse.life/immersion, $$$$

DOLCE Salads, handhelds, rice bowls and allday breakfast are offered at this intimate South Eola eatery, but it’s the confections that lure guests in. Cupcakes by Cupcake Wars Season 6 champion Jillian Hopke are offered, as are a host of crepes and sweets — the waffle cone stuffed with cheesecake is a solid choice. (reviewed April 20) 500 E. Central Blvd., 407-800-6100, dolcethorntonpark.com, $$

ISAN ZAAP Specializing in the infernal and invigorating fare of northeastern Thailand, Isan Zaap has a bevy of delights for those who like it hot and then some. The som tum tray comprises everything from fermented raw pork sausage to Vietnamese bologna to a mound of funky green papaya salad. It’s an ideal introduction to Isan fare, though don’t overlook zingy nam tok or items from the hush-hush menu (ask for it). Open daily. (reviewed April 13) 4693 Gardens Park Blvd., 407-203-1868, isanzaaporlando.com, $$

OOTOYA SUSHI LOUNGE Thornton Park sushi joint appeases both sushi purists and roll wreckers with a mix of traditional Japanese fare and a slew of makizushi offerings. Can’t-miss menu items include the bluefin tuna trio, black cod slicked in saikyo miso, and blue crab fried rice. Open daily. (reviewed April 6) 621 E. Central Blvd., 407-930-2002, ootoyasushilounge.com, $$$

TWENTY PHO HOUR It’s easy to be enamored by the monochromatic optics inside this 2D noodle bar (touted as America’s first), but it’s the boffo bowls of pho that really hold your gaze. You can go traditional with simple and satisfying pho tai, or bling it up proper with the “Pho King,” a $45 soup with filet mignon, lobster and foie gras. Open 24 hours on Fridays and Saturdays. (reviewed March 30) 11951 International Drive, 407-788-1201, twentypho-hour.com, $$$

14 BIS PIZZERIA The aviation-themed pizzeria has a geekycool interior, but it’s the sugar-crusted pizzas that lure in scores of Brazilian pizza hounds. Toppings range from the unorthodox (sweet corn, catupiry, olives with pits) to the traditional, but you’ll want to use a fork and knife. Smaller toppingfilled sfihas are also a draw and make ideal dessert endings. Closed Monday. (reviewed March 23) 2869 Wilshire Drive, 407-7771414, 14bispizzeria.com, $$ n

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docuseries about the storied career of the seminal boy band. If it’s a hit, stay tuned for Lou Pearlman: Forever Dead. (HBO Max) Queen — A Polish-born tailor’s attempts to renew his relationship with his daughter are complicated when she learns he used to be a drag queen. What, did she think he was just born with that talent for running up evening gowns? (Netflix) Revealer — In 1987 Chicago, a stripper and a religious protester get trapped together in a peep-show booth while a cataclysm that might be the rapture rages outside. Wow, I can’t believe somebody else has that dream too. (Shudder)

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Streaming premieres you won’t want to miss by Steve Schneider PREMIERES WEDNESDAY: Love & Gelato — The 2016 bestseller becomes a feature-length romcom in which a young woman visits Florence to fulfill a promise but ends up genuinely falling in love with the place. You know, just like what happened to you with Ocala. (Netflix) Snowflake Mountain — Spoiled Gen Z-ers have to navigate the rugged terrain of the great outdoors in a reality show that couldn’t be better positioned to exploit the resentments of oldsters. See how bad you think student debt is after you’ve had a cow kick you in the side of the skull, Tyler! (Netflix) Umbrella Academy — After their timetraveling adventures in Season 2, the gang returns to 2019 in Season 3, only to find the world is not as it should be. See, some people might find that slightly ironic, because here in reality, 2019 was the last time most of us felt the world was remotely as it should be, and … oh, fine, I’ll shut up now. (Netflix)

PREMIERES THURSDAY: The Bear — In this half-hour sitcom, a chef who’s more accustomed to high-end cuisine finds himself running a Chicago sandwich shop after his brother commits suicide. If the thing were on Shudder, I’d be asking some very pointed questions about what they did with that corpse. (FX on Hulu)

Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe — OK, so these lamebrains’ previous feature film, Beavis and Butthead Do America, was pretty much a bust. But that was 26 years ago, so maybe Mike Judge has learned a thing or two about making the characters work in longform since then. The story has our heroes hurtled forward in time from 1998 to try to make sense of the crazy modern world. Dialogue I long to hear: “In hindsight, Beavis, Kip Winger was a highly credible artist.” (Paramount+) Gordita Chronicles — Eva Longoria and Zoe Saldana are among the executive producers of a series set in 1980s Miami, with the arrival of an expatriate Dominican family the fulcrum for all sorts of pithy observations about life in Reagan’s America. Pithy observation No. 1: “With all the s*** we’re seeing now, isn’t it amazing that we’ll one day vote for Ron DeSantis by a two-to-one margin?” (HBO Max) Little Ellen — Now that her talk show has come to an end, your only way to see Ellen DeGeneres on a regular basis is as an animated 7-year-old. To smooth the transition, the producers of Little Ellen Season 3 are working in storylines in which she turns a blind eye to bullying on the playground. (HBO Max) Menudo: Forever Young — The abuse allegations against group Svengali Edgardo Diaz will be confronted head-on in this

At Home With the Gils — Brazilian singersongwriter and former politician Gilberto Gil assembles his entire family in Rio to stage a mammoth concert, but the undertaking forces them to examine racism and other weighty issues. It’s just like Thanksgiving at the Kardashians’, except people are talking instead of posting TikToks. (Amazon Prime) Boundless (Sin Limites) — Celebrate the 500th anniversary of the first circumnavigation of our planet by watching this series dramatization, which presents a slightly fictionalized account of the famous voyage that was begun by Ferdinand Magellan and completed by Juan Sebastián Elcano. How fictionalized is it? Well, Magellan’s first mate is Wishbone. (Amazon Prime) Chloe — In the latest entry in a genre I’ll call “What hath Ingmar Bergman wrought,” a disturbed 20-something takes on a new identity to investigate the death of a society woman she’s become obsessed with. “Some people need to get a life,” you chuckle as you fire off your 152nd fan letter to the Appliance Direct lady. (Amazon Prime) Hello, Jack! The Kindness Show — Jack McBrayer continues on his quest to become the latter-day Mr. Rogers in a new special and four accompanying shorts, all designed to teach kids the virtues of gentle and considerate behavior. Watching together could be a learning experience for your entire family, IF SOME LITTLE BASTARD HADN’T HIDDEN THE REMOTE AGAIN. (Apple TV+) Loot — Maya Rudolph plays a billionaire divorcée who tries to recover from a public meltdown by devoting herself to charity. Hey, I hear Kyle Mooney could use a handout right about now. (Apple TV+)

Money Heist Korea: Joint Economic Area — The hit Spanish crime drama gets an East Asian spinoff, in which thieves attempt to rob the mint of a reunified Korean peninsula. I think I now have the primary source for my doctoral thesis, The Glorious Nation of North Korea Must Maintain Its Divine Independence, or Else. (Netflix) The One That Got Away — Here’s a poignant twist on the concept of the dating show: The contestants are all trying to make another go of it with someone they were involved with in the past. “But seriously, who’s going to keep making the same mistake over and over again?” wonders reality vlogger Rick Scott. (Amazon Prime) Rise — Disney mines inspiration from the true-life story of the Antetokounmpo brothers, whose life path took them from Nigeria to Greece to the NBA. (The NBA is a country now? Not that I’m complaining, mind you. At least they’d do something about AR-15s.) (Disney+) Trevor: the Musical — From an Oscarwinning short to an Off-Broadway hit to a filmed Disney original, here’s the story of a 13-year-old who learns to accept his queer identity. If you try watching in Florida, you’ll automatically be redirected to a Bonanza marathon on Cozi TV. (Disney+)

PREMIERES TUESDAY: Blasted — Real events inspired this Norwegian comedy about former laser-tag champs who have to save the world when extraterrestrials attack in the middle of a bachelor party. See, they say real events only “inspired” it because the actual attack came during a gender reveal. (Netflix) Cristela Alonzo: Middle Classy — The hardworking actor/comic returns with a sequel to her first stand-up special, Lower Classy. In a surprise move, for number three, she’ll be bypassing the expected Higher Classy for the slightly more thoughtful Drinky Is the Curse of the Working Classy. (Netflix)

The Man From Toronto — Kevin Hart and Woody Harrelson are the stars of a featurelength buddy comedy in which an ordinary loser and a hitman get mistaken for each other after they share an Airbnb. Harrelson was a last-minute replacement for Jason Statham, and the movie was originally meant for theaters before it got sold off to streaming. But the Airbnb was never going to be a bathhouse sauna, no matter what Michael Musto says. (Netflix) orlandoweekly.com

Man vs. Bee — Somewhere along the line, the mysterious tastemakers of our society — the ones who had already decreed Keanu Reeves is really a very good actor and the word “moist” is repellent for some reason — decided that Rowan Atkinson is actually funny, and now everybody just has to go along with it. Which is why we have to watch the erstwhile Mr. Bean as a housesitter bedeviled by a pesky bee. For an entire movie? No, for an entire series! Are you sure we couldn’t just watch Keanu Reeves torture someone for saying “moist” for an hour? (Netflix)

Only Murders in the Building — Season 2 turns the tables by making our true-crime podcasters murder suspects themselves. Guest performers include Shirley MacLaine and Amy Schumer, the latter of whom Vanity Fair says is playing a “slightly unbearable version of herself.” So it’s the “slightly” that’s the distinction, then? (Hulu) ●

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KRAFTWERK 3-D 8:30 p.m. Wednesday, June 22 Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts 445 S. Magnolia Ave. drphillipscenter.org $39.75-$199

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Kraftwerk’s future-shock world alters time and space, even now BY DANIEL FULL ER

hen I was in fifth grade, I knew what Kraftwerk sounded like without even hearing them — echoes of their electronic pulse were everywhere in 1982. Synth-pop acts the Human League, Soft Cell and Eurythmics had all invaded the Billboard charts. Even arena-rock bands like Foreigner and Journey studded songs with synth riffs and sequencer blips. At the same time, teens in New York City were breakdancing to a then-new genre called electro — a mix of early hip-hop with heavy doses of Kraftwerk’s synthetic tones. Though not expressly intended for the dance floor, that is indeed where many of Kraftwerk’s songs were first fully

appreciated: European discotheques, gay nightclubs and impromptu block parties in the Bronx. And why not? Beats and basslines are what we groove to — then and now. Instead of Kraftwerk’s locked-groove rhythms, repetitive sequences and hypnotic melodies inducing boredom, they made you want to move — and dance, dance, dance to the radio. Nigel John — a longtime Orlando DJ and producer of conceptual electronic music himself as Kurt Rambus — agrees. “I heard ‘Numbers’ [from 1981’s Computer World] for the first time; I’d never heard music like that before. It was very funky, and it was like futuristic. And it had an

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undeniable beat to it,” recalls John. “That turned me on to exploration of different types of music.” Their origins in the German experimental music scene of the late ’60s suggest the avant-garde, yet Kraftwerk were agreeable to traditions from their inception; guitarist Michael Rother and drummer Klaus Dinger were core members until 1971 when they departed to form the almostas-influential Neu! A willingness to play with form led to their greatest advancement — ditching traditional drums and guitar altogether to go fully electronic — while exploring pop-song conventions. In the mid-’70s, this was a radical concept, if not commercial suicide. Think about it: a band without a guitarist, and with a vocalist who sang through a vocoder in German or heavily accented English. Not very rock & roll. But that was precisely the point — Kraftwerk wasn’t interested in destroying existing systems like punk was. Rather, they imagined building completely new ones with undercurrents of nostalgia and playful humor. And because of this irreverent sensibility, they reached audiences far outside of those who only listened to “angry white dudes with loud guitars.” Or jazz fusion. “I came from a New Age-influenced background — so, Vangelis and Jean-Michel Jarre. In 1991, I got a copy of The Mix [album of remixed Kraftwerk hits]. And then all of a sudden you hear the influence,” says Jesse James Allen, an Orlando-based sound designer and electronic musician. “It’s extremely obvious where everybody got the idea to do things. And that’s when you fall in love with the history of the genre.” Unlike in Europe, electronic music wasn’t initially accepted in America. Yet remarkably, an edited version of “Autobahn” from the Kraftwerk album of the same name

[ concert preview ] was released as a single in the U.S. and subsequently reached 25 on the Billboard Hot 100 charts in 1975. A space oddity? Now that you mention it … There was a connection between David Bowie and Kraftwerk: a true mutual admiration society. The Thin White Duke admittedly fell in love with electronic music via Kraftwerk, and they directly affected the direction of his work. This influence reached its apex in Bowie’s socalled Berlin trilogy of albums — Station to Station, Low and Heroes — released during the late 1970s. In fact, Bowie named the song “V-2 Schneider” after Kraftwerk’s co-founding member, the late Florian Schneider. (Kraftwerk would soon return the favor by referencing both Bowie and Iggy Pop in the lyrics of their anthem “Trans-Europe Express.”) When I finally did hear Kraftwerk in 1986 via The Man-Machine, it was the musical equivalent of watching a victory lap: comfortable and effortless. The group’s future-shock aesthetic was blunted only slightly by what I was listening to at the time: Cabaret Voltaire, Depeche Mode and Front 242, all confirmed Kraftwerk acolytes. Famously sampled by the Chemical Brothers (“Leave Home”) and New Order (“Blue Monday”), Kraftwerk’s influence is endless-endless. Any producer who locks a beat to a grid to drive their latest banger — regardless of genre or generation — owes a creative debt to the group. But sound design was not the only impact Kraftwerk had on future music. Their now-iconic visual aesthetic was developed with an eye towards style continuity for maximum impact — including matching uniforms, synchronized robotic stage-movements and dramatic video displays — which alone paved the way for the sensory overload of rave and later, EDM. And apparently, a certain Florida man took note. “The feelings I got as a kid listening to Trans-Europe Express and thinking about how impossibly cool it would be to travel across Europe in a train; it just seemed like dreaming about another planet or universe,” remembers David Sanborn, Central Florida resident and Kraftwerk auteur. In 2016, Sanborn posted a story with a photo of his driver’s license with “Kraftwerk” displayed as the name (relax, he didn’t legally change his name). While this digital prank gained some traction online, it was another life-changing event that would make him and his soonto-be-wife synonymous with the group from Düsseldorf. When Sanborn married his girlfriend — and fellow Kraftwerk fan — Jennifer Huber in 2017, it wasn’t your ordinary wedding (bespoke or otherwise). That’s because The Man-Machine theme was honed to a razor’s edge — outfits from the album cover, mannequins, artwork and even a Kraftwerk-ian version of the “Wedding March” produced by Q-Burns Abstract Message. “Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Kraftwerk … ” “I’ve been having a lot of fun since we had the Kraftwerk wedding of taking their very clear visual directives for colors, forms, shapes and iconography, and mashing that up with things that are largely incongruent,” explains Huber. Recent collaborations between the husband-andwife team include producing Kraftwerk puppets and sky-dancer videos. (Traverse the YouTube Autobahn to find them.) Kraftwerk is currently taking another richly deserved live victory lap — a global tour with stops in 27 U.S. cities. And with more than a hint of irony, they were also inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 2021. Kids today may not be able to name a Kraftwerk tune, but they sure know what these robots sound like.

Kraftwerk in the metallic flesh | Above and below photos by Reema Shah, Out of the Dark Photography

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LOCAL RELEASES

Finding an identity is typically an evolutionary process for young bands. But not for Orlando’s Daisy-Chain. From the outset, they were going for something specific. When I first encountered them at a Will’s Pub show in early 2020, all they had to their name was a single. But from that brief opening set, it was clear from both look and sound that they would be one of the most distinctive bands to emerge from here in a while. Now, Daisy-Chain further that high style on their new Blue Dreams EP. Their first release in nearly two years, this sophomore collection plays like a batch of lost gems from the British new-wave underground. A lithe and economical merger of janglepop sparkle and post-punk hues, these six songs beam with young romance and feature simple, lovely melodies that are kept to their shining essence. As Blue Dreams amply attests, Daisy-Chain are an auspicious band with easy melodic instinct and keen aesthetic sense. The EP is an instant charm and Daisy-Chain’s most crystallized work yet. Blue Dreams now streams everywhere, but it’s also up on Bandcamp as a name-your-price download. Studio albums and live shows are their own discrete things. But with very few exceptions, there’s always something essential lost in translation when it comes to concert records. DCxPC Live’s latest release, however, does a good job of bridging the gap, capturing the lightning of live performance with little of the less-than-ideal field conditions of concert recordings. Volume 6 of DCxPC Live — the local label, promoter and all-around advocate of live music — is a split record that pairs Grave

Daisy-Chain’s new album Blue Dreams plays like a batch of lost gems from the British new-wave underground. It’s a lithe and economical merge of jangle-pop sparkle and post-punk hues Return with the Hamiltons, a head-on of two of the city’s most credentialed punk outfits. While the recording is a true live capture, it was done as part of a livestream event at a proper studio, Orlando punk bastion the Danger Room. Befitting their experience and pedigree, both bands deliver sturdy performances here. Across two songs each, Grave Return rip propulsive, darkly melodic drives and the Hamiltons flex raw muscle that verges on noise rock. In all, Grave Return & The Hamiltons Live at the Danger Room is an impressive bottling of the live power of two of Orlando’s leading punk lights. The split release is available on Bandcamp both digitally and as a 7-inch red vinyl record. Jump on this fast, because the vinyl is a superlimited run of only 150.

CONCERT PICKS THIS WEEK If you go out, be safe, be cool.

Mariah the Scientist: As R&B rides its most potent and forward wave in gen-

erations, the lane is thankfully wide open for left-leaning young artists like Atlanta’s Mariah the Scientist to shape the popmusic landscape. With rapidly rocketing stock, the rise of this bright star is only just beginning. This could be the last time you see her in a room this intimate. (6 p.m. Friday, June 24, The Social, $27.50) The Ludes, Cinema Stereo, Howling Midnight: Indie, schmindie. Sometimes you just need to straight rock the fuck out. That’s precisely what this trifecta of guitarpowered Orlando bands are all about. The Ludes specialize in heavy blues rock that’s a speedball of grime, brawn and nasty-ass riffs. Howling Midnight are a diesel-jacked two-piece act who manage a mammoth Queens of the Stone Age sound out of an agile Black Keys setup. And hard-rock purists Cinema Stereo deliver power with flamboyance. Lighters up. (8 p.m. Friday, June 24, Will’s Pub, $10) Frank Turner & the Sleeping Souls, The Bouncing Souls, The Bronx, Pet Needs: Soulful folk-punk icon Frank Turner and melodic New Jersey punk heroes the Bouncing Souls are known and reliable quantities. But the downticket bands on this bill are what make this a blowout show. First and foremost, the freewheeling hardcore glory of L.A.’s the Bronx is a total party, while England’s Pet Needs will bring rousing punk raucousness from across the pond. Add it all up and you’ve got one stacked night. (5:30 p.m. Sunday, June 26, House of Blues, $36.50-$79.75) baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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For 24 hours — from 2 p.m. Friday through 2 p.m. Saturday — Orlando’s LGBT+ Center will offer around-the-clock free HIV and hepatitis C testing, in honor of National HIV Testing Day. And with Florida (at the end of last year) leading the nation in new HIV cases, this is an essential health service now more than ever. In addition to the free medical screenings at the Center’s Health and Human Services building, the event will also have gratis food provided by Lazy Moon. 2 p.m., The Center: Health and Human Services, 1200 Hillcrest St., thecenterorlando.org, free.

Florida Music Conference The Florida Music Festival had an unmatched 18-year run as Orlando’s flagship music festival and conference. Then, after its 2018 edition, the major event just up and French-exited. But now it’s coming back. Sort of. Although the same FMF minds are behind it, this is the inaugural Florida Music Conference. As the name indicates, this music industry gathering will lean more on the conference aspect. Also noteworthy is FMC’s distinctly local angle; the keynote conversations will feature natives who’ve enjoyed breakout success. And FMC will still have a concert component with two stages of live showcases. Ace Cafe, 100 W. Livingston St., acecafeusa.com, $10-$25. S AT U R D AY, J U N E 2 5

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‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’ in Concert This concert at the Walt Disney Theater is a part of the “Harry Potter Film Concert Series,” in which audiences experience the movies with a live symphony orchestra providing the soundtrack. While the movie plays in HD on the big screen, the Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra will perform Nicholas Hooper’s unforgettable score. This is a rescheduled date from last year. Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave., drphillipscenter.org, $45.50-$75.50. S U N D AY, J U N E 2 6

Hot in the City Maker’s Market This new local artisans’ showcase in the Milk District is coming in hot — pardon the godawful pun — with a host of local artists, creatives and vendors showing off the fruits of their labors and talents. Records, coffee, paintings, ceramics, prints, foodstuffs, spirits and clothing will all be available for browsing and purchasing out in front of Alchemy. Also, there will be performances courtesy of Greyson Charnock of Someday River and busy man-about-town Kurt Rambus. Let’s keep our money local. 10 a.m., Alchemy Hair Salon, 600 N. Bumby Ave., instagram.com/hotinthecityorl, free.

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Orlando’s ultimate outsider-musician, Danny Feedback, is finally done with his featurelength film Nothing True Over the Moon and he’s ready for you to behold his cinematic opus. The bulk of Nothing True was filmed tour-style in 2020 with Feedback, director Evan J. Shafran and various collaborators (musical and otherwise) traveling to different cities to shoot. But this is not a tour film, nor does it focus on Feedback’s musical endeavors. What we’ve seen of Shafran and Feedback’s film is gritty and noiry, pitched between the Coen brothers and David Lynch. 8 p.m., Aloma Cinema Grill, 2155 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, alomacinemaandgrill.com, $10 suggested donation.

Originally scheduled for way back in 2020, this touring version of the Fox reality television series and singing competition is well and truly underway. This is a traveling version of the show, in which celebrities in costume conceal their identities from other contestants, panelists and the audience before eventually being unmasked — to great surprise all around. The night will be hosted by Natasha Bedingfield and though surprise celeb guests are promised, that will presumably not include recent masked cause célèbre Rudy Giuliani. 7:30 p.m., Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave., drphillipscenter.org, $39.75-$510.

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Cane Hill, Afterlife, VCTMS 6 p.m.; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive.; $18; 407-704-6261.

Herbs 8 p.m.; Tuffy’s Music Box, 200 Myrtle Ave., Sanford; $10.

The Coursing, Reign of Z, Pronounced Dead, Not Promised Tomorrow, Modern Welfare 7 p.m.;

Hippie Lounge 8 p.m.; Inner

Space, 518 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs; $5; 321-350-5177.

West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$15; 407-322-7475.

Kraftwerk 8:30 p.m.; Walt

Diego Figueiredo 8 p.m.; Blue

Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $49.75; 844-5132014.

Them Dirty Roses, The Blue Streak Mamas 8 p.m.;

Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12$15.

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America 8 p.m.; Hard Rock Live,

6050 Universal Blvd.; $38-$63; 407351-5483.

Hombres G 7 p.m.; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $59.50-$89; 407-934-2583. King Grincewicz and His Grincewicztones, Fatties, Hot Hands, DJ Leigh G 8 p.m.; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Open Acoustic Jam with Raleigh and Friends 8 p.m.;

Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Thursday Jazz Jams 8 p.m.;

Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364. F R I D AY, J U N E 2 4

Aaron Iannitelli 3 p.m.; West Orange Arts and Heritage Center, 126 Petris Ave., Oakland; free.

Cloud9 Vibes,The Intracostals, The Sub

Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25$35; 407-636-9951.

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p.m.; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $27.50; 407-246-1419.

Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 p.m.; Austin’s Coffee, 929

W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Sistamatic 7 p.m.; Central Florida Skatepark, 4880 Distribution Court; $5. Sundown Sessions: Zelda Grey 7 p.m.; Lil’ Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Swivvel, Surf Witch, The Quilts 7:30 p.m.; Stardust Video

and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; $7-$10; 407-623-3393.

The Ludes, Cinema Stereo, Howling Midnight 8 p.m.; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8.

War 5:30, 6:45 & 8 p.m.; America Gardens Theatre, 1510 Avenue of the Stars, Lake Buena Vista; $109; 407-939-1289.

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0 Miles Per Hour, Mirror Parts, Playkill, Frogs Show Mercy 6 p.m.; The House

on Lang, 1308 Lang Ave.; $12-$15; 407-458-4323.

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Felicity, Braveweather, Outatime!, The Crease Rule, Suck Brick Kid, The Maguas, Frontside, Aim High, Glimmers, Sleave, Last Disaster, Gold Steps; 7 p.m.; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$20.

Birdlady, Trotsky’s Watercooler, Saturn Valley 7 p.m.; The Nook on

Bouncing Souls, The Bronx, Pet Needs

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5:30 p.m.; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $36.50$79.75; 407-934-2583.

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Sundown Sessions: Shawn Corbett 7 p.m.; Lil’ Indies, 1036

Starring Debbie Wileman as Judy Garland. 7 p.m.; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.org; $65-$105

N. Mills Ave.; free.

Sunset Sessions: Pawsa

Happy 100th Birthday, Judy: A Musical Celebration

6 p.m.; Elixir, 9 W. Washington St.; $15-$25; 407-985-3507.

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Erin Coburn 8:30 p.m.; West

Terry Myers 3 p.m.; Blue

Hippie Hideout 6 p.m.; Community Center 729, 729 N. Thornton Ave.; $10; 321-350-5177.

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One week full of theater, dance, visual arts, and more by local and national Latinx artists. Mandell Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $35; 786487-4393; opensceneorlando.com/ festivallatinxdeartesescenicas; $35

Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free. End Trading Co., 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25$35; 407-636-9951.

R&B Only Live: Dauché, Jabari, Tiara Monique 8:15

Andrew Williams 6:30 p.m.; The Wharf at Sunset Walk, 3274 Margaritaville Blvd., Kissimmee; 407-954-7290.

Sundown Sessions: Lauris Vidal 7 p.m.; Lil’ Indies, 1036 N.

Daughtry 5:30, 6:45 & 8 p.m.; America Gardens Theatre, 1510 Avenue of the Stars, Lake Buena Vista; $109; 407-939-1289.

p.m.; House of Blues, Lake Buena Vista; 407-934-2583.

Mills Ave.; free.

Tiny Moving Parts, This Wild Life, In Her Own Words 6 p.m.; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-648-8363.

Ultimate Rush Tribute Show 7 p.m.; Oasis on the River,

4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $15$20; 407-878-4420.

War 5:30, 6:45 & 8 p.m.; America Gardens Theatre, 1510 Avenue of the Stars, Lake Buena Vista; $109; 407-939-1289. S U N D AY, J U N E 2 6

Daughtry 5:30, 6:45 & 8 p.m.; America Gardens Theatre, 1510 Avenue of the Stars, Lake Buena Vista; $109; 407-939-1289. Frank Turner & the Sleeping Souls, The

Matt Walker, Patrick Hagerman 9 p.m.; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Festival Latinx De Artes Escenicas

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Say Goodnight, Gracie

September, 1976: A group of friends smokes pot and chats while getting ready to attend their high-school reunion. Theater on the Edge, 5542 Hansel Ave.; 407-309-0106; theaterontheedge.org; $18-$34 J U N E 2 3 -2 6

A Streetcar Named Desire

Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $37.50-$92.75; 407-9342583.

As Blanche’s world crumbles, she turns to her sister for solace — but her downward spiral brings her face to face with the brutal Stanley Kowalski. Timucua Arts Foundation, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; 321-2343985; timucua.com; $25

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Gardens Theatre, 1510 Avenue of the Stars, Lake Buena Vista; $109; 407-939-1289.

Redefining our ideas of what it means to be Black in contemporary America. Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; 407896-7365; orlandorep.com; $20

Motion City Soundtrack, All Get Out, Neil Rubenstein 7 p.m.; House of

Epic 5:30, 6:45 & 8 p.m.; America

Into It. Over It., Pool Kids, Couplet 7 & 8 p.m.; The

The Colored Museum

Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20; 407704-6261.

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Knoll 8 p.m.; Will’s Pub, 1042 N.

This evening of music and laughter will have everything the gays love:

Mills Ave.; $10.

Gay Gay Gay: A Pandering Cabaret

Disney, nudity, Kylie Minogue, anonymous sex, Broadway, drag queens, rainbows, costume changes, disco, Elvis?, and much more. 7 p.m. The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive, Suite 100; 321-482-3081; abbeyorlando.com; $16-$22

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Haunted Ocala National Forest

Christopher Balzano discusses his new book, a collection of stories and legends researched and collected from people and towns around the state. 3 p.m.; West Oaks Library, 1821 E. Silver Star Road; 407-8357323; attend.ocls.info; free S U N D AY, J U N E 2 6

From Sub to Pub

Literary agent Kaitlyn Johnson will explain the process from submitting to agents through publication, including the ins and outs of querying agents. 2 p.m.; virtual event; attend.ocls.info; free

FILM The Cat Returns

20th Anniversary GKIDS Presents Studio Ghibli Fest 2022. 3 & 7 p.m. Sunday and 7 p.m. Monday; various locations; fathomevents.com; $13.38-$14.91

Cult Classics: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Two scruffy pals’ backwoods vacation takes a bloody turn when ignorant college students mistake them for a pair of murderous hillbillies. Tuesday 9:30 p.m. Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; 407-629-1088; enzian. org; $10

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries actor Marilu Henner has an unusual condition: hyperthymesia. She can remember in detail voluminous amounts of past events. For instance, she vividly recalls being at the Superdome in New Orleans on Sept. 15, 1978, where she and her actor friends watched a boxing match between Leon Spinks and Muhammad Ali. You probably don’t have hyperthymesia, Aries, but I invite you to approximate that state. Now is an excellent time to engage in a leisurely review of your life story, beginning with your earliest memories. Why? It will strengthen your foundation, nurture your roots and bolster your stability. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Author bell hooks (who didn’t capitalize her name) expressed advice I recommend for you. She said, “Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be alone, we can be with others without using them as a means of escape.” As you enter a phase of potential renewal for your close relationships, you’ll be wise to deepen your commitment to self-sufficiency and self-care. You might be amazed at how profoundly that enriches intimacy. Here are two more helpful gems from bell hooks: “You can never love anybody if you are unable to love yourself” and “Do not expect to receive the love from someone else you do not give yourself.” TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Poet Elizabeth Bishop noted that many of us are “addicted to the gigantic.” We live in a “mostly huge and roaring, glaring world.” As a counterbalance, she wished for “small works of art, short poems, short pieces of music, intimate, low-voiced and delicate things.” That’s the spirit I recommend to you in the coming weeks, Taurus. You will be best served by consorting with subtle, unostentatious, elegant influences. Enjoy graceful details and quiet wonders and understated truths. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “We wish to make rage into a fire that cooks things rather than a fire of conflagration,” writes author Clarissa Pinkola Estés. That’s good advice for you right now. Your anger can serve you, but only if you use it to gain clarity — not if you allow it to control or immobilize you. So here’s my counsel: Regard your wrath as a fertilizing fuel that helps deepen your understanding of what you’re angry about — and shows you how to engage in constructive actions that will liberate you from what is making you angry. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the coming weeks, you will need even more human touch than usual. Your mental, physical and spiritual health REQUIRE you to have your

skin in contact with people who care for you and are eager to feel their skin against yours. A Tumblr blogger named FriendSuggestion sets the tone for the mood I hope you cultivate. They write, “I love! human contact! with! my friends! So put your leg over mine! Let our knees touch! Hold my hand! Make excuses to feel my arm by drawing pictures on my skin! Stand close to me! Lean into my space! Slow dance super close to me! Hold my face in your hands or kick my foot to get my attention! Put your arm around me when we’re standing or sitting around! Hug me from behind at random times!”

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Virgo author Jeanette Winterson was asked, “Do you fall in love often?” She replied, “Yes, often. With a view, with a book, with a dog, a cat, with numbers, with friends, with complete strangers, with nothing at all.” Even if you’re not usually as prone to infatuation and enchantment as Winterson, you could have many experiences like hers in the coming months. Is that a state you would enjoy? I encourage you to welcome it. Your capacity to be fascinated and captivated will be at a peak. Your inclination to trust your attractions will be extra high. Sounds fun!

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Author John Banville wrote what might serve as a manifesto for some of us Crabs: “To be concealed, protected, guarded: that is all I have ever truly wanted. To burrow down into a place of womby warmth and cower there, hidden from the sky’s indifferent gaze and the harsh air’s damagings. The past is such a retreat for me. I go there eagerly, shaking off the cold present and the colder future.” If you are a Crab who feels a kinship with Banville’s approach, I ask you to refrain from indulging in it during the coming months. You’re in a phase of your long-term astrological cycle when your destiny is calling you to be bolder and brighter than usual, more visible and influential, louder and stronger.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Libran lexicographer Daniel Webster (1758–1843) worked hard to create his dictionary, and it became highly influential in American culture. He spent over 26 years perfecting it. To make sure he could properly analyze the etymologies, he learned 28 languages. He wrote definitions for 70,000 words, including 12,000 that had never been included in a published dictionary. I trust you are well underway with your own Webster-like project, Libra. This entire year is an excellent time to devote yourself with exacting diligence to a monumental labor of love. If you haven’t started it yet, launch now. If it’s already in motion, kick it into a higher gear.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarian novelist George Eliot wrote, “It is very hard to say the exact truth, even about your own immediate feelings — much harder than to say something fine about them which is not the exact truth.” I believe you will be exempt from this rule during the next seven weeks. You will be able to speak with lucid candor about your feelings — maybe more so than you’ve been able to in a long time. And that will serve you well as you take advantage of the opportunity that life is offering you: to deepen, clarify and refine your intimate relationships. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In the eighth century, Chinese poet Du Fu gave a batch of freshly written poems to his friend and colleague, the poet Li Bai. “Thank you for letting me read your new poems,” Li Bai later wrote to Du Fu. “It was like being alive twice.” I foresee you enjoying a comparable grace period in the coming weeks, Pisces: a time when your joie de vivre could be double its usual intensity. How should you respond to this gift from the Fates? Get twice as much work done? Start work on a future masterpiece? Become a beacon of inspiration to everyone you encounter? Sure, if that’s what you want to do. And you could also simply enjoy every detail of your daily rhythm with supreme, sublime delight.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Shouldn’t the distance between impossible and improbable be widened?” asks poet Luke Johnson. I agree that it should, and I nominate you to do the job. In my astrological view, you now have the power to make progress in accomplishing goals that some people may regard as unlikely, fantastical and absurdly challenging. (Don’t listen to them!) I’m not necessarily saying you will always succeed in wrangling the remote possibilities into practical realities. But you might. And even if you’re only partially victorious, you will learn key lessons that bolster your abilities to harness future amazements. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In April 2005, a 64-year-old Korean woman named Cha Sa-soon made her first attempt to get her driver’s license. She failed. In fairness to her, the written test wasn’t easy. It required an understanding of car maintenance. After that initial flop, she returned to take the test five days a week for three years — and was always unsuccessful. She persevered, however. Five years later, she passed the test and received her license. It was her 960th try. Let’s make her your role model for the foreseeable future. I doubt you’ll have to persist as long as she did, but you’ll be wise to cultivate maximum doggedness and diligence. orlandoweekly.com

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“BADDY DOM” I’m a 29-year-old bisexual woman in a non-monogamous relationship. A few years ago, I wanted to explore my submissive side and met up a with a Dom I connected with on a kink site. We had a few drinks and hit it off. We discussed what we were comfortable with and our limits beforehand. I set a few hard limits. In the middle of our first play session, he tried to renegotiate those limits. I said no a few times, but he kept asking and I eventually gave in. I should have ended it there, but it was my first time in a D/s situation and I think he took advantage of that. The experience left me feeling terrible, but I didn’t communicate that to him at the time and just ended up ghosting him. I have since found a terrific and loving Dominant partner who has thankfully helped me explore my kinks in a way that makes me feel safe and cared for, and I know now that a good Dom ALWAYS respects limits, especially in the middle of play. Recently, I have seen this bad Dom on a few different dating apps and I’ve been thinking about sending him a message letting him know that what he did was wrong. I also worry that more women are going to have their boundaries violated by this guy. Will anything good come from this or should I just let it go? Bitterly Debating Sending Message You were an inexperienced sub when you played with this guy, BDSM, but you don’t say whether he was similarly inexperienced. But even if we give him the benefit of the doubt — even if he didn’t know that attempting to renegotiate limits during a scene is never OK — you have every right to be angry. “When it comes to D/s dating, the question is almost never about a person’s intentions but rather about the effect,” said Lina Dune, host of the “Ask a Sub” podcast. “Even if this guy didn’t mean to put BDSM in this awful situation — which, let’s be real, challenging someone’s limits is as fundamentally red-flaggy as it gets — he still did that, and BDSM’s feelings matter.” Since you wound up having to ghost this guy, BDSM, I assume that means he continued to contact you expecting to play again. Which means he either didn’t realize he’d done something wrong, BDSM, or he hoped that you, an inexperienced sub, would continue to submit to his manipulative bullshit, i.e., the consent violations he tried to pass off as “renegotiations” once play had started. “The burden is never on the victim of bad behavior to change the perpetrator,” said Dune. “But if it would make BDSM feel better to dash off a quick message to him about the definition of ‘hard limits’ and explain how destabilizing it can be for a sub for a Dom to switch things up like this mid-scene, or challenge limits in general, I don’t see the harm.” If this guy is a bad Dom — if he’s a truly shitty person who can’t be trusted — hearing from you isn’t going to magically turn

him into a safe and trustworthy Dom. But it might make you feel better, BDSM, and who knows? Maybe he’ll start to worry about his reputation. After all, you can do more than talk to him … you can talk about him. Now, if he’s the kind of shitty Dom who preys on inexperienced subs, he may not care what people in the kink scene think of him. But if by sharing the details of your lousy first kink experience — here in my column or elsewhere — you inspire other newbie subs to avoid this guy and/or immediately end a scene if some other shitty Dom pulls the same crap, it’ll have been worth the effort. Lina Dune runs the BDSM meme page @askasub on Instagram, where she gives D/s relationship advice and serves as fairy submother to her 100K followers. My husband and I were at a kink event that required pronouns under scene names. My husband is a cross-dresser and wants “he/ him” pronouns used when he is presenting as a boy and “she/her” pronouns to be used when he’s presenting as a girl. He does not want to use “they/them.” I suggested he go with “he/she,” but he doesn’t think “he/she” is an appropriate option because he wants people to use the pronouns assigned to what he is presenting as. He doesn’t want to be insensitive to those whose presentation isn’t obviously binary but feels it is obvious when he’s presenting as either masculine or feminine and that it should be easy for people to use the pronouns he would prefer without having to specify them. How do you opt out and ask people to read your current “presenting gender” and apply traditional pronouns in the moment? Helping Everyone Seeking Help Everywhere

Are we talking nametags here? Because if we’re talking nametags, HESHE, then your husband can wear a “he/him” nametag when he’s presenting as a man and “she/ her” nametag when he’s presenting as a woman. But if this is a kink event run by anal weirdos who require attendees to preregister their scenes and list the names of all players involved in those scenes and itemize the pronouns those players intend to use during their scenes and stick to those pronouns under threat of expulsion … then your husband will just have to pick a team, i.e., pick the gender he will present as that night and the pronouns that go with it. I am a white American cis-gender paramilitary-looking heterosexual-seeming guy who happens to be in a polyamorous relationship. I enjoy group sex with my partner and in a group sex setting I will sometimes play with other men. But I am not interested in playing with men outside of those hypersexual situations. How am I supposed to identify? I ask because for those of us who grew up in the 1990s, a person was considered gay if he performed even a single gay act. I am comfortable/confident in myself, and if a guy wants to mess around with me during group sex, I figure it doesn’t hurt me any to make him feel good. I would rate these experiences on the positive side of neutral. I worry that using terms like “heteroflexible” or “mostly straight” contributes to bisexual erasure but calling myself bisexual seems appropriative because I can walk through life with all this heterosexual privilege. I would like to identify as bi because I think it helps normalize it but somehow don’t feel like I make the cut. If you could help me out, I would really appreciate it. Just Oppressed Enough

I think you’re perfectly entitled to identify as bisexual, JOE. But just to be sure, I got a second opinion from Zachary Zane, the bisexual sex-advice columnist for Men’s Health. “I often receive questions from bi folks who don’t feel ‘queer’ enough to claim a bisexual label,” said Zane. “Typically, I hear this from cisgender women married to straight cis men who haven’t experienced the same level of oppression as, say, femme gay men in relationships with nonbinary individuals.” But your own personal experience with oppression — or your lack thereof — doesn’t invalidate your queerness or disqualify you from identifying as bisexual. “How sad is it that our understanding of queer identity is inextricably linked and dependent on having experienced oppression,” said Zane. “That is so wildly fucked up. Being queer and/or bisexual is about your attraction to genders,” and not about being or feeling oppressed. “So I would say yes, JOE can identify as bisexual because he enjoys, in certain situations, playing sexually with men,” said Zane. “At the same time, I think JOE can and should also acknowledge his privilege from how he presents — which he’s already doing and should continue doing — and hopefully, he will use that privilege to support other bisexuals who don’t experience the same hetero-presenting privileges he does.” Zachary Zane is the co-author of Men’s Health Best. Sex. Ever. Follow him on Twitter @ZacharyZane. Ask: questions@savagelove.net Follow Dan: @FakeDanSavage on Twitter Columns, podcasts, books, merch and more: savage.love

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. DIVISION: 3/TYNAN CASE NO.: DP19-272 In the Interest of: K.D DOB:08/30/2016 K.B DOB:09/03/2018, minor children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: JUNIOR DESROSIERS (father), ADDRESS UNKNOWN WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above - referenced children, you are hereby commanded to appear before The Honorable A. James Craner on Tuesday, July 26, 2022 at 10:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 17th day of June, 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Layali Salem, Esquire Florida Bar No.: 111746, State Attorney Department of Children and Families layali.salem@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 41 CASE NO.20-DP-50 IN THE INTEREST OF K.A.R., DOB: 07/23/2006 MINOR CHILD. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Edgardo Rivera (unknown address) A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child(ren); you are to appear before Judge Laura Shaffer, on July 25 th , 2022, at 3:30 p.m. at the Osceola County Courthouse at 2 Courthouse Square, Courtroom 4C, Kissimmee, FL 34741, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN WHOSE INITIALS APPEAR ABOVE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” DISABILITIES NOTICE: If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Court Administration, Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida, (407) 742-2417, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 9th day of June, 2022. CLERK OF

THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 41 CASE NO. 20-DP-08 IN THE INTEREST OF T. S.-G., DOB: 11/29/2017 MINOR CHILD. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Elizeu Nunes-Goncalves (unknown address) A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child(ren); you are to appear before Judge Laura Shaffer, on July 21st , 2022, at 10:30a.m. at the Osceola County Courthouse at 2 Courthouse Square, Courtroom 4C, Kissimmee, FL 34741, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN WHOSE INITIALS APPEAR ABOVE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” DISABILITIES NOTICE: If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Court Administration, Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida, (407) 742-2417, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 9th day of June, 2022. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 41 CASE NO.: 20-DP-79. IN THE INTEREST OF: T. F., DOB: 03/25/2014, P. H., DOB: 08/10/2020, Minor children. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: HEATHER CONKLIN CHRISTMAN, Unknown Address. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children; you are to appear before Judge Laura Shaffer, on August 12th, 2022, at 3:00pm at the Osceola County Courthouse at 2 Courthouse Square, Courtroom 4C, Kissimmee, FL 34741, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD WHOSE INITIALS APPEAR ABOVE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” DISABILITIES

NOTICE: If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Court Administration, Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida, (407) 742-2417, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 16th day of June, 2022. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. June 2022 DESCRIPTION, FOUND PROPERTY: Cell Phones 4600 Blk Rose Coral Dr Electronics/Phones/ 6400 Blk Greylynne St Cell Phones/Electronic 2000 Blk Belafonte Ln Electronic Edgemoore St / N Ivey Ln Cell Phone 800 Blk N Orange Ave Cell Phone 200 Blk E Crystal Lake St Cell Phone 1200 Blk W South St Electronics 900 Blk W. Colonial Dr Equipment 1000 Blk Mercy Dr Cell Phones 1200 Blk W South St Cell Phone North Ln / N. Pine Hills Rd Cellular Phone Conway Rd / Curry Ford Rd CELLPHONE N. Garland Ave / W. Jefferson St Cell Phone N. Orange Ave / E. Robinson St Money 3800 Blk S. Semoran Blvd FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAY – THRU THURSDAY, 9:00 AM TILL 3:00PM NOTICE OF ACTION CONSTRUCTIVE SERVICE IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA Case No.: 2021-DR-012114 Division: 42 COLLIN MORTON, Petitioner/Father, and DOMINIQUE MILLS, Respondent/ Mother. TO: DOMINIQUE MILLS, 4021 LUAN DRIVE, ORLANDO, FL 32808. RE: NOTICE FOR PETITION TO DETERMINE PATERNITY AND RELATED RELIEF YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that a Petition to Determine Paternity and Related Relief has been filed and has commenced in this Court and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on JELICA DELAINE, ESQ., attorney for Petitioner, whose address is 6965 Piazza Grande Avenue, Suite 215, Orlando, Florida 32835, and file the original with the Orange County Clerk of Court within twenty calendar days of this Notice; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief prayed for in the complaint or petition. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rule of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. This Notice shall be published once a week for four consecutive weeks in the Orlando Weekly Newspaper. Attorney for Petitioner: Jelica Valentine DeLaine, Esq. Florida Bar No. 0124891 6965 Piazza Grande Avenue Suite 215 Orlando, FL 32835 Tel. (407) 420-2311

ORLANDO WEEKLY ● JUNE 22-28, 2022 ● orlandoweekly.com

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on July 7th, 2022 and will continue until all locations are done.U-Haul Moving and Storage at Maitland Blvd, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; B14 timothy love $506.70, D12 Barbie Fletcher $1,012.40, B34 Edillan Baptiste $524.95, A24 richard miller $967.40, W10 RICARDO LEWIS $2,075.60, U116 Marquis Baker $477.20, D64 Ayla Polanco $898.50, W11 Ricardo Lewis $1,701.00, AA3772A RENEE SMITH $4,566.80, B06 kendall moreino $466.70, W12 redfin property masters llc $2,672.60, B35 Dawn Hebbert $690.80, B33 TANEKIA BUTLER $668.70, U113 Mystery Room $503.65, A0008a BARBIE FLETCHER $1,860.40, A0007A Tressa Jones $1,331.70, A02 Sandra Clark $390.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, Fl 32703; 1336 Juana Rodriguez $376.60, 1299 Hannah McGrath $865.60, 1189 christoper rhiner $768.75, 1315 Brandy Martinez $1,089.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; B101 Gerardo Camacho $869.68, AA4101E Charline Rodriguez $2,550.05, C140 Brenda Vargas $1,059.53, AA4805H Charline Rodriguez $2,550.05, C130 Diedra cambridge $1,298.88, C105STEPHEN KRUG $1,556.76, B105 JAMESHA JILES $1,634.48, AA8880F Yazmary Franco $1,940.35, AA6337F Yazmary Franco $1,918.65 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Semoran Blvd, 2055 State Rd 436, Winter Park, Fl 32792; 1419-21 dashley mejia $1,022.00, 2468 Candace White $436.41, 1157 Sherri andrade $1,250.00, 2454 johnny core $243.31, 2612 jackenson janvier $558.92, 2328 Julio Bermudez $810.62, 1506 Joseph Dansereau $652.00, 1670 KAITLYN PARKE $645.15, 2452 nikita lewis $398.74, 1088 DAVID ANDERSON $762.55, 1673 Candice Buchanan $606.62, 1423 Gregory Martin $612.25, 1167 Sherri andrade $1,250.00, 1233 roxanne razzani $811.68, 1006-09 MILTON SMITH $988.05, 1309 SAMANO AESTHETICS $1,071.92, 2472 daniel jackson $690.72 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Longwood, 650 North Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; A093-94 Shannon Cubbedge $992.06, A037 MERCEDES DELGADILLO $593.42, A012 Raymond Lopez $957.96, C039 amy stroup $868.20, B093-94 Sophia Hernandez $827.71, A055 linda mccrea $644.14, A096 CHARLES PARRISH $495.00, E039 TONY TRESCA $527.08 UHaul Moving and Storage at Lake Mary Blvd, 3851 S Orlando Drive, Sanford, Fl 32773; 1549 michele crandall $369.84, 5046 Alexander Bankert $565.46, 1274 Jorge Vargas $534.19, 1250 SARAH FOLAN $427.16, 1282 MARCIA JONES $368.37, 1625 Ziquetta Lee $885.46, 1220 Benjamin Stiteler $564.19, 5002 LEAIYNA CINE $730.17, 5066 Jose Valentin Rivera $1,192.57, 1635 Shanoel Roberts $838.53, 5028 Christina Llewellyn $1,160.59, 0001 Angele Torres $718.70, 1457 Tina Wright $696.96, 2502 Micheal Mendez $389.13, 1450 KEVIN HUTH $633.36, 5018 melody english $1,085.90, 5076 Anna Allen $1,346.94, 1130 riddick bowe $942.25 2247 laura Vega $1,678.32, 1158 denise cousins $1,280.17, 1146 DUANE BOWEN $1,187.24, 1748 HERBERT RINGQUIST $590.80, 1152 Orlando Pagan $732.55, 1621 Will Tincher $1,112.69, 0005 Johnny Jones $931.60, 1708 Faythe Thomas $634.19, 1106 JUDITH COKER $725.40, 2719 cedric robinson $746.47, 5068 ryan beatty $731.52, 1564 Christine

Velasquez $730.49, 2062 shonte elias $462.60 U-Haul Moving & Storage of Sanford, 3101 S Orlando Drive, Sanford, FL 32773; 1224 Handel Dormus $419.20, 0186 romer perez $921.94, 0161 NOEL RIVERA $716.85, 1385 Alixandra Gruvis $1,014.90, 1872 ronny neal $854.08, 1993 Johnie jones $809.80, 1151 Francisco Torres $370.75, 1280 Sylvester Branford $607.80, 1103 James Gibson $331.00, AA4037A Savanah Echevarria $2,490.00, 0172 Ashley Cobbs $661.48, 0107 Devante Greer $677.10, 1910 Sillisa Rouse $433.24, 1634 Adam Whiteside $576.00, 0119 Tony Posey $554.68, 1727 VIANNA BOHN $527.72, 1461 Johnny Rice $437.40, 1230 willie campbell $716.70, 1303 Charles Sanders $450.60, 1730 HILDA MITCHELLJOHNSON $897.87 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Sanford on Rinehart Road, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, Fl 32771; 2034 Sabrina Ellison $718.70, 4187 Juan Tomlinson $612.28, 2088 Traymon Williams $717.14, 2070 Aaron Burrell $633.60, 1017 Steison Scatliffe $939.04, 4037 Sean and hawa Roberts $587.80, 4132 RAYMOND CORNIEL $660.80, 3081 Cory Tischler $634.80, 4145 Ken Knusta $1,365.46, 3082 Brandie Wagner $757.96, 4178 Tiama Small $811.27. NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8:00am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. U-Haul Ctr Hunter Creek, 13301 S. Orange Blossom Trl Orlando, FL 32837 07/12/2022: 1722 Leticia Valdes, 1501 Judith Casson, 3331 Joselyn Rivera, 2023 Andrea Griffith, 3608 Chriskelly Matson Criollo, 1727 William Ocasio Orta, 1305 Sam Acosta, 1070 Nick Mohammed, 3322 Jose Cruz Collazo, 3168 Star BreedloveBiggers, 3021 Timothy Erickson, 1060 Wilson Beltran, 2409 Keiko Mendarozqueta, 3080 Jaquan Clendeeing, 3165 Nonis Rodruiguez, 2146 Julian Gomez, 1620 Jonathan Fisher, 3084 Eduardo Cuellar, 1500 Michael Lewis Chaffin. U-Haul Crt Gatorland, 14651 Gatorland Dr, Orlando Fl. 32837 07/12/2022: 693 Janet Baker, 865 Biljanis Diaz, 307 Denis Salgado, 710 Petronio Sanfiel, 808 Jean Barreto-Baerga, 1012 Rolando Gonzalez, 575 Carlos Diaz, 368 John Eustace, 335 Robert Osborne, 266 Wanda Figueroa, 887 Mayra Santiago, 933 Luis Enrique, 691 Janet Baker, 210 Jorge Merced, 316 Jeff Zellerkraut, 610 Africayahna Laing. Notice of Public Sale Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www.storagetreasures.com ending on July 8th, 2022 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage 3498 Canoe Creek Rd St. Cloud, FL 34772. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances, unless otherwise noted. Tracy Copeland A216, Wesley Story – C112, Randy Mitchell – C177, John Cento – C174.

Notice Of Public Sale Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Tuesday, July 12, 2022 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures.com beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www.personalministorage. com/Orlando-FL-storage-units/ for more info. Michigan Mini-200 W Michigan St Orlando, FL 32806-at 10:30am: 47 Shamail Sanders 18 Stacy Washington 15 Solomon Johnson Personal Mini Storage Forsyth-2875 Forsyth Rd Winter Park FL, 32792-at 10:00 am: 200 Melvin Chesley Rolle JR 246 Therese Tucker 260 Cori Jackson 329 Donald A Dupler II 353 Donald A Dupler II 560 Rita Barnes 927 Jerome D Flores Personal Mini Storage West-4600 Old Winter Garden Rd Orlando, FL 32811–at 11:30am: 121 Ronnie Ross 188 Jualandra Vantonne Davis Jr. 224 Bredrick Antonio Golston 311 Clayton Lamar Williams 377 Eliette Myrtil 413 Greg Ramado Thomas 593 Angel Renee Robinson 617 Monik Prince 623 Nathan Lamar Yeafby Personal Mini Storage Lake Fairview-4252 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804-at 11:00 am: 0161 Kayla Elizabeth Price 994 Daniel L Shaw 153 Pernell Scott Tookes 74 Jascinth L Brockington 157 Candace Morrison 606 Christopher Mark Seyler 618 Christopher Mark Seyler 892 LaVarius Gwinn 308 Tekeavias Byrd D32 Benedicto Lopez Barthelemy Personal Mini Storage Edgewater-6325 Edgewater Dr Orlando, FL 32810-at 11:30 am: 204 Sean Hindy 421 Allan Sear 721 Jennifer Alers 750 Angelique Heise 835 Terrell Coppedge 843 Carlos Lorenzo 1231 Billy Gene Atkins Jr. 1542 Genele Williams 1545 Crystal Harris 1629 Trevor Brooks 1756 Christina Jensen 2407 Sonia Kumar Personal Mini Storage Forest City Rd-6550 Forest City Rd Orlando, FL 32810-at 12:00 pm: 1012 Charlie Hammonds Jr 1058 Larry Blue 1079 Diamond Lewis 1098 Vladimy Bernard 3219 Clara Nell Sams Smith 3251 Shalonda Demonia 4009 Jamar Wood 4069 Karl Daubenspeck 5020 Marcus Silas 5044 Techan Kemp 5050 Guemsnel Maurepas 5061 Charles Swearingen, II 5063 Lizette Jimenez. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below on July 8, 2022 at the locations indicated: Store 1333: 13125 S John Young Pkwy, Orlando, FL 32837,407.516.7005 @ 10:00am. Carlos Rivera-Car, home items,(2012 Toyota Camry, 2T1BU4EE7CC914202, Carlos Axel Irizarry Rivera). Dady Metelushome items. Yuriko Garcia-home items. Christian Santos-home items. Store 1631: 5753 Hoffner Ave. Orlando FL 32822, 407.212.5890 @10:15 am Juan Jimenez, bed, plastic bins; Michael Howard, household goods; Trisha Grim, household goods; Lashea Milligan, Exercise bike, clothes, bin with a trampoline and some other miscellaneous items; Zelaya Amaya, 2 bedrooms. Store 7057: 13597 S. Orange Ave Orlando FL 32824, 407.910.2087 @ 10:30 Am: Fernando Rojas- bed, desk, boxes, bicycle, table, Tv: Kyle Alonzoboxes, furniture, personal belongings. Store 7107: 6174 S Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 955-4137 @10:45 Am. Vincent smith; furniture, household

items. Anthony Jacquette; Household Items, Bed, Boxes. Robert Kennedy; House hold goods. Vincent Smith; Household items. Dora Maria De Hoyos Muniz; boxes, clothing. Blondie Jonathas; table, chairs, boxes, totes. Store 7155 @ 1305 Crawford Ave St. Cloud FL 34769 (407) 504-0833 @11:15 AM: Angie Johnson household items. Megan Socola household items. John Weber household items. Store 7306: 408 N Primrose Dr. Orlando FL 32803, 321.285.5021 @ 12:15 pm William Floyd ; Furniture, boxes,TV’s Store 7590: 7360 Sand Lake Rd, Orlando FL 32819, 407.634.4449 @ 11:45 am James Messenger 2 beds, 2 tv’s, clothes, sofa, bar stools, Leslie Hege, Household items; Ian Merchant, household items; Kenny Fils, household items; Candra Keiner, Furniture and boxes; Stephanie Velez, Furniture and boxes; James Messenger, Home goods Store 8136: 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839, 407.488.9093 @ 12:00pm. Emmanuel Murray, House hold items, timothy Jackson, House hold items, Eugene Northern, House Hold items, Tanisha Haskins House Hold items. Fedline Villas House Hold items. Saintvil Ruth House Hold items. Store 8460: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissimmee FL 34746 (407) 429-8867 @ 12:15 PM: Hartley Rochester Luggage and Wall art, Yecenia Bermudez boxe refrig, Isaura Izquierdo king bed set office desk shelves & chair, Stephanie Febus Personal items, Jose Manuel Diaz Boxes office supplies furniture etc, Kelvin Batista 1 bedroom household items, Tori Franklin tools heavy operating equitment. Store 8612: 1150 Brand Ln Kissimmee, FL 34744 (407) 414-5303 @12:30 pm. Desmond Maxwell Household goods, Lujuan Caple personal items, Shante Ward Household goods, Rasheem Peters household items, Carlens Dextra household items, Suzanne Tomb household items.Store 8753 @ 540 Cypress Pkwy Poinciana FL 34759 (863) 240-0879 @ 12:45PM Eric Nieves Household items, Shekita Lockett Household, Braddy Williams Household items. Store 8840: 11261 Narcoossee Rd. Orlando, Fl 32832 407-280-7355 @ 1:15PM. Timothy Lorenzo Bryant, Households goods. Store 8931: 3280 Vineland Rd Kissimmee FL 34746, 407.720.7424 @ 1:30 PM : Gayna Joynes, Household goods. Leila Clark, bed tv clothes. Daniel Vazquez, Household items. La’Vern BEAN-BLASSINGAME, household items. ruf kel faye tiambeng, furnitures clothes kitchen stuff. Joselin Angeles, About 4 mattresses and a couch. 2-3 Boxes. Gretchen Frantz, Clothes, small mics items, tv, xbox. Elizabeth Renteria, 1 full bed, 2 dressers, tv stand, 3 tvs (55’, 55’, 32’), 4 boxes, table 4ch, exercise bike. Kimberly Shelton, Household items. Jailisiea Whiteside, personal items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE of abandoned property per Florida Statute 715.109. Sale to be held at 8:30am on June 11th, 2022 and June 17th, 2022 at 1050 Sonoma Court, Longwood, FL 32750. Property Description: King Size Bedroom set, sectional sofa, dining table and miscellaneous pressure washing equipment and trailer. Former tenant: Donald Eric Andersen. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on July 8th, 2022

at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Of Central Florida, INC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; KM8SC83DX1U012062 2001/HYUN 1C4NJCBA5FD418467 2015 / JEEP 1HGCM66407A070165 2007 / HOND 1N4AL3AP3GC259346 2016 / NISS 3CZRM3H3XFG703664 2015 / HOND JM1BM1V78E1212896 2014 / MAZD 1G1FA1RX4J0173950 2018 / CHEV 1C6HJTAG2LL162543 2020/JEEP. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: ADAM AYED ENTERPRISES LLC gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 7/8/2022, 09:00 am at 9712 RECYCLE CENTER RD ORLANDO, FL 32824- 8146, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. ADAM AYED ENTERPRISES LLC reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 1G6KD54Y5XU745052 1999 CADI 5TDBT48A61S014892 2001 TOYT 1GNEC13T45R168940 2005 CHEV 1G1AK15F967740723 2006 CHEV 1FMDK021X7GA36731 2007 FORD 1G1FB1RX3H0177611 2017 CHEV 1N4AL3AP2HN308624 2017 NISS KNDJN2A29K7012286 2019 KIA. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ or all bids. July 7, 2022 1J4GS48K26C148853 2006 JEEP 4T1BE46K98U733321 2008 TOYT 5XYKT3A65FG661336 2015 KIA July 8, 2022 2FAHP71V99X135337 2009 FORD 2HGES26804H510523 2004 HOND WBAVC93537KX59407 2007 BMW JULY 9, 2022 LFGTCKPM0B1000067 2011 CHUA JULY 10, 2022 1NXBR12E22Z627027 2002 TOYT JULY 11, 2022 2CNDL43F186289808 2008 CHEV WV3AH8702VH083423 1997 RIATA JULY 12, 2022 2C4RC1GG3JR289230 2018 CHRY JULY 14, 2022

5NPEH4J24MH102321 2021 HYUN NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 2603 OLD DIXIE HIGHWAY KISSIMMEE, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. JULY 8, 2022 3FA6P0LU6ER231146 2014 FORD 5N1AR18W35C707099 2005 NIS JM1BJ2222X0192256 1999 MAZD JNKCV51E25M218994 2005 INFI JULY 10, 2022 2D4GP44L05R149420 2005 DODG Notice of Public Sale: Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www. storagetreasures.com ending onJuly 8th, 2022 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage2435 W SR 426 , Oviedo, FL 32765. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goodsare sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances . 0091 – Andre Mosley, 0545 – Howard Wiltsey, 126A – Crystal Ayala Notice of Public Sale: Personal Property of the following tenants will be sold at public auction to the highest bidder for cash to. Contents may include household items, luggage, toys, furniture, clothing, commercial equipment, etc. Auction to be held at Compass Self Storage, 203 Neighborhood Market Rd Orlando, FL 32825 on July 8th, 2022 at 11:00 am or thereafter. Viewing at time of sale only. The owners or their agents reserve the right to bid on any unit and also to refuse any bid. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Sale is subject to adjournment. #3069, Teela J Francois. Notice of Public Sale: Personal Property of the following tenants will be sold at public auction to the highest bidder for cash to. Contents may include household items, luggage, toys, furniture, clothing, commercial equipment, etc. Auction to be held at Compass Self Storage, 14120 E. Colonial Dr. Orlando, FL 32826 on July 8th, 2022 at 11:00 pm or thereafter. Viewing at time of sale only. The owners or their agents reserve the right to bid on any unit and also to refuse any bid. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Sale is subject to adjournment. #2120 – Jose Ortiz Vazquez, AKA Jose Manuel Ortiz Vazquez, #2204 – Keith Cruz, AKA Keith Anthony Cruz, #1701- Saleh Alrshoodi, AKA Saleh Fahad N Alrshoodi, #1811Jeremy Sharritt, AKA Jeremy Lawrence Sharritt, #1119- Danette Ford, AKA Danette Maria Ford, #1112- Tches Joseph, AKA Tches J Joseph, #1353Nancy Rivera, #1316-Edwin Santana, #1305- Danette Ford, AKA Danette Maria Ford, #2531- Mary Jo Fernandez, AKA Mary Jo Fernandez Rivera, #2512- Mela-

nie Gomez, #2502- Maria Anita Trevino. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Preston’s Towing. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 07:00 am 605 E Donegan Ave, Kissimmee, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 7/10/2022 5NPD84LF7HH151062 2017 HYUN 3GCPCREC4FG173537 2015 CHEV JM1BK32F681849092 2008 Mazd 7/25/2022 7FARW1H89NE001389 2022 HOND NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2008 Kia VIN: KNAGE123285226582 1995 Ford VIN: 1FTCR10U2TUB87475 To be sold at auction at 8:00 am. on July 13, 2022 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00 AM on July 18, 2022 Billis Auto Center of Orlando Inc. 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts. 2012 HONDA VIN# 5FNRL5H4XCB064975 Lien Amt $5960.20. Project Manager - Orlando, FL - DELIVER PROJECT MANAGEMENT SUPERVISION OVER ASSIGNED CLIENTS’ PROJECTS AND PROPERTIES. DEVELOP PROJECT SPECIFIC AND CLIENT DRIVEN GOALS, SCHEDULES, BUDGETS AND DETAILED ASSUMPTIONS. REVIEW PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS OF PROJECTS. Bachelor’s degree req’d. 24 months exp. req’d. Mail Resume to Espinel’s Corp. 2310 VICTORIA FALL’S DRIVE Orlando, FL 32824

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Employment Financial Analyst (Orlando, FL): Prep., rev., & distribute mnthly financial reports. Reconcile transactions. Track expenses & revenues. Prep. mnthly consolidation. Prep. annual financial info. for auditors. Prep. quarterly op. reports. Assist in the budget & reforecast process. Eval. profit & cost eff. Recommend actions. Min. req.: bach’s deg. in acct. or foreign equiv. + 2 yrs of exp. Mail resumes to: Angela Jaramillo, Sky Light Roofing Inc, 6105 E Colonial Dr, Orlando FL 32807. First-Line Supervisors of Office & Administrative Support. Directly supervise & coord. activities of clerical & admin. spt. workers. Req. 24 mos. exp. Send resume to: Manieri Flooring LLC, 220 Cherry Laurel Dr., Orlando, FL 32835 Lead Protection and Control Engineer in Lake Mary, Florida: Responsible for the design of electrical protection and control systems with emphasis on quality control and quality assurance. Bachelor’s degree in electrical engineering or related field; foreign degree equivalency accepted; 4 years of experience in protection and control engineering; Mail resume to Power Grid Engineering, Attn: Rhonda Harris, VPHR, 100 Colonial Center Parkway, Suite 400, Lake Mary, Fl 32746 Operations Research Analyst, Orlando FL: Formulate mathematical or simulation models of problems, constants, restrictions, alternatives, conflicting objectives, their numerical parameters, perform validation&testing. Collaborate with managers identify, solve variety problems. Prep reports evaluating problems, recommend solutions. MS in Finance. Fax res: Millennium Air Conditioning Inc 4075985645 Public Relations Specialist to develop, promote, & implement advertising, merchandising, & trade promotion; select & manage all digital & social media; implement strategic communica-

tions media & digital marketing; study the objectives, promotional policies, or needs of organizations to develop public relations strategies that will influence public opinion or promote ideas, products, or services & new partnerships; optimize internal processes & customer retention; arrange public appearances, lectures, events, or exhibits for clients to increase sales; consult with advertising agencies or staff to arrange promotional campaigns in all types of media for products, organizations, or individuals. Bachelor’s degree in Marketing or related field, or it’s US equiv. required. 2 yrs. Of work exp. required. Written resumes only to: Pointon Realty, Inc., 751 S. Main St., Winter Garden, FL 34787; Attn: Mrs. Pointon. Supplier Quality Assurance Professional for Siemens Enrgy, Inc. (Orlando, FL). Resp for Siemens Energy SQM dgtlztn roadmp & as such, drct dgtlztn & rprtng actvties & spprt the glbl dgtlztn & autmtn of spplier qulty prcsses. Req. Mast (or frgn equiv) in Bsnss Admin, or a rel fld, & 5 yrs of exp in the job offrd or an acc alt occu. Alt, empl wll accpt a Bach in the abve lstd flds + 7 yrs of exp in the job offrd or an acc alt occu. Mst hve full trm of exp w/ the fllwng sklls: prfssnl exp in a glbl envrnmnt/ in gvrnnce fnctns in a lrge mltntnl corp; exp in leadng & coachng lcl & glbl prjcts & rnnng vrtual crss-fnctnl teams in an intrntnl envrnmnt; advncd knwldge in SAP, Stndrd MS-Offce Tools, data vsualztn applctns & qulty mngmnt tools; extnsve ntwrk w/in Siemens Enrgy (spplier) qulty/ gvrnnce fnctns; in-dpth knwldge & exp in dffrnt cltrl bhviors. LEAN cert. req. Approx 20% trvl req. As fed cntrctr, Siemens Enrgy cntn to mntr fed & stte lgl gdlns re COVID- 19 vccne mndte. Siemens Enrgy is pausng mndtry vccne plcy whle addrssd by courts. SEI wll mntr the stuatn clsly & may reimplmnt its plcy if req to cmply w/ fed law. Should vccne plcy be reimplmntd, this pstn req ees to be flly vccntd agnst COVID-19 unlss grntd a med or relgious accmmdtn. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Energy, Inc., 4400 N Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826. Ref MK/AW. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly.

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