Palma Pokémon hell

LOCAL POLICE in Palma were left rather bemused when they stopped to assist a man who appeared to be rather badly injured in a Palma street. At around 4.45am, a passing patrol observed that a man had fallen in Carrer Comte de Barcelona, and was bleeding from several parts of his body, including his head.

As they approached the man to give assistance, they realised that his pants were down, he was barefoot, and seemed extremely intoxicated. As officers tried to discover what had happened, he jumped up, shouting “Pikachu!” and ran into the road. Fortunately, one of the officers managed to catch him just before several cars passed. Asked if he had taken drugs or alcohol, the young man replied no but said there were “many Pokémons”.

Realising he could be under the effect of drugs, an ambulance was called. While the police waited for the ambulance, the man proceeded to try and catch more Pokémons who were hiding in adjacent trees. When the ambulance arrived, he finally admitted he had been to a party, where he had used MDMA.