Human meat factory

A DOCUMENTARY entitled ‘The British Miracle Meat’ saw TV personality Greg Wallace visit a human meat factory.

Viewers were horrified as they watched the programme hosted by Channel 4, which covered the controversial idea of harvesting human meat, wrote a news source on Monday, July 24.

It seems the UK’s cost of living crisis knows no bounds as a factory in Lincolnshire called Good Harvest pays human donors to contribute their cells in order to produce meat.

The TV investigation discovered that desperate donors could get ‘£250 for a single buttock, double is £400,’ from the processing plant which said it was about to launch a range of human meat extracted from children under the age of seven.

Fifty ­ eight ­ year ­ old Wallace, who introduced himself as ‘the bald bloke off the telly’, spoke to factory manager Mick Ross, who went on to inform viewers that he had fed his family ‘human steak.’

It was then explained that anything you like from steaks to burgers, sausages can be harvested from ‘thin slices of human tissue’ in a ‘nutrient rix mich’ that causes cells to grow into what they called a cake.

The main point of the programmes was to show how much cheaper ‘human flesh’ is than the animal alternative. One steak can cost as little as 99p, giving hard­up families a chance of survival despite the difficult cost of living crisis many UK families are experiencing.

Of course, the programme was a scam, a mad idea with a sobering message. It was Channel 4’s satirical comment on the state of real families up and down the country who find themselves in dire straits. The show aimed to highlight how bad will things get before serious action is taken.

And if anyone was wondering where to find the best curry in the UK, the survey said Birmingham is the ‘curry capital’ with 24 per cent, followed by Bradford, 11 per cent and Manchester with 10 per cent.