Axarquia 21 – 27 September 2023 Issue 1994

ROUTES OF SILENCE

IN a remarkable display of solidarity, amateur cyclists Jose Luis Garcia and Ricardo Perez, aka ‘Ritxar’, have set forth on an epic bicycle odyssey.

Their mission is to cover an astonishing 2,500 kilometres across the picturesque landscapes of Andalucia.

Their goal is to raise funds for a project supported by the Vicente Ferrer Foundation.

This project aims to provide bicycles to boys and girls living in rural India, ensuring their safe commute to school.

What makes this endeavour even more remarkable is that both Jose Luis Garcia and ‘Ritxar’ are deaf, proving that obstacles can be overcome through sheer determination and a commitment to helping others.

They embarked on this life­changing journey from Sevilla on September 1 and will continue pedalling until October 13.

Under the emblem of ‘Routes of Silence’, this inspiring duo plans to traverse every corner of the Andalucian province.

Along the way, they have joined forces with the Andalucian Union of

Deaf Persons collaborating to organise a series of meetings with the key players behind this heartwarming initiative in various cities along their route.

On September 18 their journey brought them to Nerja, where they were warmly received by Marcelo Berutti, the Sports councillor.

He lauded their initiative, offering his

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heartfelt congratulations and unwavering encouragement as they continue their journey of solidarity through the captivating landscapes of Andalucia.

These cyclists are not only breaking barriers but also creating ripples of positive change that extend far beyond the pedals they push.

Then and Now

GET ready to embark on a captivating voyage into the past and present of the mesmerising Alpujarras region!

The Torrox Spanish History Group is holding its next meeting on Wednesday, October 4 at the Mediacana Merendero, formerly known as El Ancla.

The talk for this meeting will be presented by Nigel Partridge and is titled, The Alpujarras: Then and Now.

Everyone is welcome.

There is no charge for attending the group’s meetings. However, in the spirit of camaraderie, the group kindly ask attendees to indulge in a

drink at Mediacana Merendero, as the host provides the venue free

of charge.

Mediacana Merendero is the first chiringuito on

the beach if you travel along the N340 from Torrox Costa towards Nerja.

It is situated just a couple of hundred metres past the turn ­ off for the Viveros Amberes garden centre if you are heading from Torrox Costa in the direction of Nerja, it is on the beach side of the road.

Mediacana Merendero is available on Google Maps.

There is ample parking at the venue and public transport is available, supplied by ASLA, with a stop at Km. 46 on the N340, which is just 290 metres from Mediacana Merendero.

IN the picturesque setting of Nerja, a captivating story unfolds against the backdrop of ancient Rome.

It’s the year 44BC, and we meet Brennus, a gladiator on the run, relentlessly pursued by his slaver and accompanied by the enigmatic Cyrus, his steadfast henchman.

Little do they know that they are not the only hunters in this tale, something otherworldly, something beyond human comprehension, lurks in the shadows, tracking their every move.

This thrilling narrative forms the heart of a short film currently in production, provisionally titled ‘Khepri’.

The mastermind behind this cinematic endeavour is none other than Jose Arjona, who takes on the roles of writer and director, steering the tale through

its twists and turns.

The first scenes have been brought to life alongside the Aguila Aqueduct in Nerja.

In post­production, this locale will be digitally transformed to transport viewers back to the Roman era, while still retaining its unmistakable identity, as per Joe Arjona’s vision.

The project boasts an international cast and crew, working in the English language.

Among them is Mark Hunter, an actor renowned for his recent work on ‘The House of the Dragon’.

Behind the cameras, the Weaver brothers, Elliot and Zander, take on the roles of directors of photography. Their expertise shines through their previous collaboration on the film ‘Cosmos’, available across various digital platforms.

Image: Ayuntamiento de Nerja

CYCLISTS: Jose Luis Garcia and Ritxar with Nerja’s councillor for Sports, Marcelo Berutti.

CAPTIVATING STORY: Set in ancient Roman times.

Image: Ayuntamiento de Nerja

THE ALPUJARRAS: Then and Now - enjoy this free talk.

Image: Elena Fernandez 2929 / Shutterstock.com

Poster unveiled

THE excitement is building in Velez­Malaga as the Real Feria de San Miguel 2023 approaches, and the event’s winning poster has just been unveiled.

Designed by the talented artist Rafael Moreno Mata, this poster is not just a visual representation; it’s a bold reimagining of fair aesthetics, fusing tradition and innovation in a burst of creativity that has taken the town by storm. Rafael Moreno Mata, the brilliant mind behind this masterpiece, offered insights into his vision.

He explained, “This work captures a couple in the mag­

ical ‘golden hour’ of the day, as the sun sets and the Day Fair seamlessly transitions into the Night Fair. It doesn’t just herald the arrival of the Fair; it encapsulates the very essence of this unique transition between these two iconic moments,” he added.

“Its design immerses us in the festive and enchanting atmosphere that defines the Velez­Malaga Fair.” With its blend of tradition and avantgarde aesthetics, this poster promises to be a symbol of unity between the rich history of Velez­Malaga’s fairs and the cutting­edge creativity that defines the town today.

Feast for the senses

PREPARE your taste buds for a culinary journey like no other as the first International Gastronomic Festival is making its way to the picturesque region of Axarquia, promising a delightful fusion of flavours, cultures, and culinary artistry.

From today, September 21 to September 24, in the charming towns of Almachar, Benamocarra, Canillas de Olive, and Periana, this gastronomic extravaganza will bring to­

gether the talents of half a dozen chefs hailing from Guatemala, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico, and Mexico.

At the Cooperative of Extra Virgin Olive Oil San Isidro de Periana, you can partake in a breakfast mill experience, savouring the essence of freshly pressed olive oil.

In Benamocarra, Almachar, and Canillas de Olive, you’ll have the chance to immerse yourself in local culture through a flamenco workshop and

Tourism Day

ALMUÑECAR has prepared an exciting and extensive programme of activities to mark ‘World Tourism Day’ running from September 23 to 27. This celebration includes a diverse range of events, from guided tours and open days at monuments and museums to boat rides, tuk­tuk tours, snorkeling baptisms, and kayaking excursions.

tastings of typical products that showcase the rich culinary heritage of Axarquia.

For those eager to delve deeper into the culinary arts, Chef Roberto Soler, representing Axarquia’s Torre del Mar Flavours School, will conduct a master class.

Here, you can learn the secrets behind creating exquisite dishes like coconut ajoblanco and mojama, both staples of Axarquian cuisine.

Throughout these five days, visitors and locals alike will have the opportunity to explore some of Almuñecar’s most treasured sites, including the Castle of San Miguel, the Castle of the Horse, the archaeological museum ‘Cueva Seven Palacios’, and the ornithological park ‘Loro Sexi’.

Doors to these attractions will be open during their regular hours, and no prior registration is required.

For the rest of the activities, which are designed to be family­friendly, registration will be necessary at the tourism office.

Medieval oasis

PREPARE to be transported back in time as the quaint town of Salares, with its 200 residents, undergoes a magical transformation into a medieval enclave.

For three enchanting days, this picturesque Axarquian town will come alive with a vibrant celebration, featuring a rich tapestry of cultural delights.

From parades and pyrotechnic shows to mesmerising belly dancing, soul­stirring flamenco performances, and awe­inspiring falconry exhibitions, the festival promises a captivating blend of entertainment. Culinary enthusiasts can delight in gastronomic tastings, while music lovers can groove to melodic performances that resonate through the ages. Guided routes and exhibitions invite exploration and a craft souk beckons with treasures waiting to be discovered.

Jorge Martín, President of the Commonwealth of Municipalities of the Costa del Sol Axarquía, proudly announced the 21st Andalucian Arab Festival, scheduled to commence from Friday, September 22 to Sunday, September 24.

“Salares,” he confirmed, “with its rich cultural and historical tapestry, is the perfect backdrop for this celebration, which pays homage to the union of the smallest municipalities in Axarquia.”

CULINARY JOURNEY: The first International Gastronomic Festival.

Image: Mancomunidad de Municipios Costa del Sol Axarquia / Facebook.

TALENTED ARTIST: The poster is a symbol of unity.

Image: Ayuntamiento Vélez-Málaga / Facebook

Lotto luck

A RINCON DE LA VICTORIA resident is revelling in a €331,871.11 BonoLoto triumph! The fortunate winner struck gold with a winning ticket bought at Calle Cordoba, 13. It seems Lady Luck was smiling brightly in Rincon on September 18!

Mango menace

VELEZ-MALAGA Local Police busted atwo mango thieves! The male culprits, aged 37 and 55, were nabbed in the act of pilfering mangoes from a farm near La Viñuela reservoir road. Justice bears fruit!

Big boost

TORROX Council has scored big with a €254,000 boost for the Maria Pelaez municipal dwimming pool roof! Mayor, Oscar Medina, heralds a game­changing upgrade set to enhance the pool’s amenities, promising a more convenient experience for all visitors and their families.

Shining seabed

RINCON DE LA VICTORIA joined the Global Seabed Cleanup on September 17!

La Cala del Moral beaches witnessed a brilliant and united effort from volunteers in the name of environmental preservation.

High note

NERJA Music and Dance School hit a high note in the 2023/2024 Academic Year!

Opening on September 15, a record­breaking enrolment of 308 students surged ahead with an impressive 487 registrations, promising a harmonious year of artistic growth.

Riverbed facelift

ENVIRONMENTAL restoration in motion as the Seco River and Barranco del Puerto cleanup starts!

Councillor, Javier Rodriguez, announced a 10­day mission to rejuvenate the waterways, investing €25,522 for a greener future.

Heroic efforts

IN a heartfelt gesture of recognition, the mayor of Almuñecar, Juan Jose Ruiz Joya, paid a visit to the dedicated firefighters of the Almuñecar Fire Canine Unit.

This visit was an opportunity to extend his heartfelt thanks for their exceptional work in Morocco, as well as their previous efforts in various disaster­stricken areas.

The mayor acknowledged the team’s unwavering dedication, tireless

efforts, and profound humanity.

Mayor Ruiz Joya emphasised the remarkable commitment displayed by the firefighters of the Al ­

muñecar Fire Canine Unit. As soon as news of the earthquake reached them, they wasted no time and were the first responders to cross the

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border, reaching the heart of the disaster zone.

There, they tirelessly worked against the clock, demonstrating exceptional courage and determination as they searched for survivors amidst the rubble.

“Their swift and selfless response to crises, both at home and abroad, highlights their extraordinary commitment to the safety and well ­ being of communities.”

A strong bond On the run

VELEZ­MALAGA is gearing up for another exciting season of basketball action as it joins forces with 10 other municipalities in Malaga for the Unicaja Baloncesto campaign, aptly named ‘Our Province Plays’.

This initiative establishes a strong bond between local communities and the basketball club through a series of engaging activities held at the Palacio de Sports Martín Carpena during match days.

Mayor, Jesus Lupiañez, confirmed: “Our neighbours will have the oppor­

tunity to savour Unicaja’s matches, the current champions of the Copa del Rey, in the Endesa League.

“Simultaneously, this offers us a fantastic platform to showcase our diverse tourist offerings, as we can leverage this opportunity to promote our town during an ACB match.”

The initiative will dedicate one of Unicaja’s matches to Velez­Malaga, offering residents highly affordable tickets.

Additionally, a second match will be included, featuring special promotions.

GET ready for an exhilarating addition to the Nerja Fair festivities!

On October 9, amid the whirlwind of events and celebrations, the town is set to host its very first Waiters and Waitresses Race.

As the town comes alive during the Nerja Fair, the race promises to be a thrilling spectacle, showcasing the agility, speed, and grace of the dedicated waiting staff who serve the community with a smile.

It’s a chance for these

Temporary closure

NERJA’S councillor for Commerce, Antonio Lopez, has announced that the Sunday second ­ hand object flea market, which is located in the area of the Almijara II Urbanisation, will temporarily close.

This is due to non ­ compliance with the financial obligations of the Lions Club, an entity that managed it, so the authorisation by the town council is void.

Antonio Lopez has indicated that

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WhatsApp for ease

IN a bid to enhance convenience and accessibility for residents, Antonio Lopez, the councillor for Commerce in Nerja, has introduced a new WhatsApp channel.

the vendors and the Lions Club have been informed of this situation. He has also confirmed that the town council is working to have the flea market managed again by another charity entity and hopes that the activity will resume as soon as possible.

The councillor added that, in the new stage of the flea market, special consideration will be given to local vendors.

unsung heroes of hospitality to step into the spotlight and showcase their skills in a highpaced competition.

So, whether you’re a participant, a cheering spectator, or simply looking to enjoy the Nerja Fair to the fullest, don’t miss the very first Waiters and Waitresses Race on October 9.

It’s bound to be a highlight of the festivities and a tribute to the dedicated individuals who keep our dining experiences running smoothly.

This platform has been established to empower neighbours to effortlessly address their inquiries concerning the Occupation of Public Roads, Openings of New Establishments, and any procedure associated with the Commerce Area.

You can reach out to this dedicated WhatsApp service at the number: (+34) 647 900 441

The introduction of this instant messaging application underscores the commitment to elevate the quality of service offered by the Commerce Area. The goal is to provide a more personalised, efficient, and expeditious experience for residents, streamlining communication and answers to all queries.

DEDICATED FIREFIGHTERS: The Almuñecar Fire Canine Unit.

Image: Almuñecar - La Herradura Ayuntamiento / Facebook.

PROVERB OF THE WEEK

Relive the 80s

NESTLED in the heart of Axarquia, the charming town of El Borge enjoyed a spectacular celebration recently that’s as sweet as the grapes it’s famous for with the 26th Raisin Day.

The celebrations dazzled on Sunday, September 17.

This yearly event isn’t just any local festival; it’s a global recognition of excellence in agricultural heritage.

Over the years, this event has garnered a loyal following, and this year, more than 10,000 people were expected to join the festivities, making it one of the most anticipated gatherings in the region.

But what truly sets El Borge apart is the extraordinary recognition it has earned.

Mayor, Raul Vallejo beamed with pride as he confirmed that the Muscat raisin was the first crop in all of Europe to receive the prestigious distinction of being a ‘World Important Agricultural Heritage System’ by the Food and Agriculture Organisation of the United Nations.

Whether you’re a food enthusiast, a history buff, or were simply looking for a delightful way to spend your Sunday, the 26th Raisin Day in El Borge was an event to celebrate.

The Royal Raisin Explore the city

GET ready to embark on an adventure during European Mobility Week as you are invited to tour the stunning locales of Velez­Malaga, Torre del Mar, and Caleta on the Bus City Tour.

Until September 22, you can grab your ticket for the Bus City Tour for just €3 for everyone aged 12 and above. And here’s the icing on the cake, it’s absolutely free for all the little explorers out there who are under 12 years old.

This is your golden opportunity to discover the rich cultural heritage, picturesque landscapes, and hidden gems of these enchanting destinations.

Whether you’re a resident looking to rediscover your hometown or a visitor eager to explore the beauty of VelezMalaga, Torre del Mar, and Caleta, the Bus City Tour is the perfect way to do it.

VELEZ­MALAGA is all set to transport you back in time with the exciting ‘Retro Anime Festival’, scheduled to take place at the San Francisco Market on Saturday, September 23, and Sunday, September 24.

This retro extravaganza promises to be a celebration of all things 80s and 90s, paying homage to the golden era of pop culture.

But that’s not all; it also offers a window into the current era, blending nostalgia with the contemporary through a variety of engaging activities.

Lourdes Piña, the councillor for Youth, is thrilled to announce the launch of this festival, which not only aims to revive the spirit of bygone decades but also serves as a catalyst for activity and vibrancy in the Historic Centre of Velez­Malaga.

It’s a nod to the nostalgia that tugs at our hearts, bringing to light cherished memories and experiences from the past, all while introducing them to the younger generation.

Expect a mesmerising lineup of exhibitions, captivating parades, dedicated board game areas, and the chance to win prizes in various exciting activities that will unfold over the course of the event.

“Easy come, easy go.”

This means that the person you are describing does not care much about money and possessions. This saying has been around a long time and the Chinese had a variation which was quickly come and quickly go.

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SWEET GRAPES: More than 10,000 people were expected to attend the festivities.

Image: Mancomunidad de Municipios Costa del Sol Axarquia / Facebook

Autumn schedule

AS autumn sets in, the tourist offices of Almuñecar and La Herradura are rolling out their adjusted schedules.

Located in the Palacete de La Najarra on Avda. Europa in Almuñecar and the Gourmet Market on Paseo Andres Segovia in La Herradura, these tourist offices will now be open every day.

In the mornings, you can visit from 9.30am to 1.30pm and from 5.00pm until 7.30pm. The Almuñecar Municipal Tourist Board has also introduced new schedules across various tourist attractions and points of interest within the municipality.

From the historic Castillo de

San Miguel de Almuñecar to the Castillo de La Herradura Interpretation Centre, museums, and theme parks such as ‘Loro Sexi’ and the archaeological botanical site ‘El Majuelo’, these locations now adhere to the adjusted autumn hours.

Other notable points, like Plaza Morocco, Peñon del Santo Viewpoint, and Acueducto Park on Avda Almanzora in Urb. La Santa Cruz, have also adapted to the new schedule.

For additional information, you can contact the Almuñecar Tourist Office on 958 631 125 and the La Herradura Tourism Office on 958 618 636.

Anna Ellis TORROX is pulling out all the stops to host its most extensive Oktoberfest celebration to date, promising an irresistible blend of gastronomy and leisure activities.

Set against the picturesque backdrop of Avenida Esperanto, right beside the renowned Hotel Iberostar in Torrox Costa, this year’s event is an unmissable extravaganza, running until September 24.

Prepare your taste buds for a culinary journey like no other, as 25 catering companies come together to offer a wide array of delectable dishes and beverages, ensuring there’s

Pulling out the stops

Sirens blaring

something to satisfy every palate.

From traditional German fare to international delicacies

EXCITING news has arrived in Nerja as the renowned RTVE programme, ‘Que Animal’, made its way to the Cave of Nerja for a captivating recording session.

The show, hosted by Evelyn Segura, is renowned for exploring the fascinating world of animals and their habitats.

This time, the spotlight is on the enchanting cave systems of Nerja.

During the recording, viewers can expect to gain a deeper understanding of the incredible biodiversity that thrives within the cave’s unique environment.

Dr Yolanda del Rosal, an esteemed biolo­

and refreshing beverages, the gastronomic offerings at Torrox’s Oktoberfest are a true delight.

Sofamous

gist and a member of the Cave of Nerja Research Institute, served as the knowledgeable guide for this captivating journey.

Dr del Rosal, with her profound expertise in biology, shared invaluable insights about the various species that call the cave home.

Her explanations shed light on the remarkable adaptations these creatures have developed to thrive in the challenging and distinct conditions of a cave.

IF you happened to hear the blaring sirens and witness the billowing smoke on September 18 in Nerja, it was due to an incident that unfolded during the afternoon hours. A fire, its origins traced back to the garage of a residence on Calle Almirante Carranza, set the community on edge. Fortunately, swift action was taken, and the fire was promptly extinguished. Nevertheless, the flames had their way with a vehicle parked within the garage, leaving it charred and smouldering. Amidst the chaos and the battle against the inferno, two individuals required immediate medical attention.

One was treated on­site for smoke inhalation, while another had to be attended to for fainting, underscoring the harrowing nature of the situation.

OKTOBERFEST: Featuring traditional German fare.

Image: Ayuntamiento de Torrox / Facebook

TOURIST OFFICES: Have now introduced new timetables.

Image: Almuñécar - La Herradura Ayuntamiento / Facebook

Anna Ellis

A SIGNIFICANT milestone in the rich cultural heritage of Nerja has now been achieved.

The momentous decision to include the hermitage of Nuestra Señora de la Angustia in the General Catalogue of Historical Heritage (CGPHA) as an Asset of Cultural Interest (BIC)

Cultural heritage

with the classification of Monument has been made.

This recognition encompasses not only the hermitage but also the venerated image of the Virgin of Angustias, attributed to the renowned Granada

Sunday fun

IF you are a fan of treasure hunting, mark your calendar for every Sunday morning in Almuñecar.

The Ferial de La Paloma comes alive with a vibrant flea market that’s a true haven for antique enthusiasts, collectors, and anyone in search of unique bric­abrac and one­of­a­kind nicknacks.

This bustling flea market is a testament to the saying that one person’s trash is another person’s treasure.

Whether you’re on the hunt for vintage gems, curious curiosities, or simply browsing for something special, this market is the place to be.

sculptor Aurelio López Azaustre.

The Virgin of Angustias holds a special place in the hearts of Nerja’s residents, and her deep­rooted popular devotion is an integral part of our cultural identity.

PREPARE to be captivated by the enchanting world of art as the renowned artist, Gisela Almenara, unveils her collection of paintings. From now until October 8, immerse yourself in a symphony of colours at La Sala Mare Nostrum in La Cala del Moral.

Experience the magic of these paintings from Tuesday to Saturday, with viewing hours extending from 11.00am to 1.30pm and from

Art attack

6.30pm to 10.00pm.

On Sundays, the exhibition welcomes art enthusiasts from 11.00am to 1.30pm.

Visit the exhibition at Paseo Blas Infante, No. 20, 29720 La Cala del Moral, Rincon de la Victoria.

For more information about the exhibition, call (+34) 952 404 828.

Nerja champ

NERJA has reason to celebrate once again as one of its own, Raul Rivas, has achieved a remarkable feat in the world of athletics.

Following in the footsteps of Damian Toboso, who accomplished this remarkable feat in 2022, Raul Rivas has become the second athlete from the Nerja Athletics club to complete the challenging Superhalfs series.

The Superhalfs series is a gruelling test of endurance, spanning the continent with a total of five half marathons completed over 36 months. Raul’s determination and unwavering commitment have seen him conquer a staggering 105 kilometres in this incredible journey.

Congratulations, Raul Rivas!

Your accomplishment serves as an inspiration to aspiring athletes in Nerja and beyond.

Hermitage is a special place.

Image: Ayuntamiento de Nerja Facebook

EXHIBITION: Experience the magic of these paintings.

Image: Ayuntamiento de Rincon de la Victoria / Facebook

Help save the Mediterranean

John Ensor

THE Mediterranean is under threat, but there is a personal opportunity to play a part in helping it to recover.

When Jacques ­ Yves Cousteau visited Spain in 1979, he was the first to raise the alarm about the Mediterranean’s dire state, as reported by Change.org.

He remarked, “Its waters are undergoing a modification of such magnitude that in practically half a century marine life will have been eliminated, such as we found it now.” He added, “We have confirmed once again that the situation in the Mediterranean is alarming.” His predictions and timeline were spot on.

Evidence suggests that the Mediterranean has drastically changed in recent decades. It’s now the world’s most overfished and polluted sea. It’s warming at an alarming rate and holds the record for invasive species. Despite these challenges, only 0.23 per cent of the Mediter ­

ranean is adequately protected.

Both scientific research and the European Community highlight the advantages of ‘no take’ marine protected areas for fishing. For instance, fish numbers in highly protected marine reserves are 670 per cent higher than in unprotected areas.

The United Nations and the European Community, heeding scientists’ advice, advocate for this figure. Numerous measures are essential to halt its decline, but the most pressing is safeguarding 30 per cent of its waters. This will prevent ecosystem collapse and boost local fishing.

In December 2022, the

World Biodiversity Conference, hosted by UNESCO in Montreal, saw 196 countries, including Spain, commit to protecting 30 per cent of their territories, both on land and at sea, by 2030. The real challenge now is genuine protection and meeting this deadline.

By adding your name to the petition it is hoped that this could result in a real change for the better. Sign to protect 30 per cent of the Mediterranean in order to recover local fishing and prevent the collapse of its ecosystems. Join Reserva 30 del Mediterraneo and sign the Manifesto for the Mediterranean.

OVERFISHED: Numerous measures are essential.

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ORGAN DONATION:

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN LIVING IN SPAIN

By Emma Mitchell

WHILST most foreign nationals moving to Spain make a Will to ensure that their estate is disposed of in the way they wish, many don’t think about organ donation.

If you come from a country where organ donation is an opt­in activity it may come as a shock to learn that, in Spain, there is presumed consent. Unless you have explicitly stated that you don’t want your organs used, the default position after your death is that they will be considered for donation.

Spain is a World Leader In Organ Donation

Spain can boast that it contributes 24 per cent of the total number of donors in the European Union and 5 per cent of those registered globally, even though the country only represents 11 per cent of total European population and 0.6 per cent of global population.

It has the highest donation activity in the world with 47 donors per million people, against the USA in second place with 44.5 donors per million.

The Spanish Model has become globally recognised as the most successful due to a few pioneering factors:

● It allows medical professionals to identify donor opportunities not just in intensive care, but also emergency departments and other hospital wards.

● It considers donations from people aged over 65, an age which is much higher than many other countries. In Spain over 10 per cent of deceased donors are over 80.

● Where many countries only consider organ donation in the case of brain death, Spain also considers it in the case of circulatory death ie heartbeat and breathing has stopped.

● It is an opt­out model; unless you have expressed your opposition to organ donation via a Living Will or informally to next of kin, you are presumed to be eligible for organ donation.

What Happens After You Die?

Unless you have a Living Will stating that you do not wish to be a donor for all, or some, of your organs or you have communicated

your wishes to next of kin or legal representatives who are contactable in the event of your death, you will be considered for organ donation.

In Spain the heart, liver, kidneys, pancreas, stomach, lungs and intestine are considered for donation.

If you die in a medical facility, the medical staff who are appointed in charge of transplant coordination carry out a few checks:

1. Consult the Advanced Directives Registry, clinical notes or relatives present to see if you opposed organ donation.

2. Examine any personal belongings you had with you for anything that indicates total or partial optout.

If those checks don’t identify any opposition, the coordinators must

then give any relatives present information about the need for organ donation, what is donated and how the process works.

One important thing to understand is that the medical professional who makes the decision about your suitability for organ donation has had no part in your medical care leading up to your death.

What Happens if Your Child Dies

If your child, or an adult you are legally responsible for dies, you need to remember that the default position is that the organs will be donated. Speed is of the essence in organ donation so you, as parent or legal guardian, will be asked to consent almost as soon as your loved one dies.

It’s critical that you think ahead

and have agreement on what you will do regarding organ donation of your child or loved one.

Who Do Your Organs Go To?

In the case of both living and deceased organ donations, the personal information of donors and recipients are protected by a number of European privacy laws as well as medical ethics so your relatives won’t be told the identity of anyone who receives one of your organs.

In the case of living donation, it may be the case that the identity of the recipient is known since the majority of organs donated in these situations are between close relatives.

You are not able to dictate the characteristics of who you want your organs to go to so you can not, for instance, state that you want organs to go to people of particular age ranges, gender, sexuality, lifestyle etc.

What if You Don’t Want to Donate Organs?

If you have strongly held beliefs that rule out you donating your organs after death, you should visit your local health centre to discuss your options, such as making a Living Will and filing it with the Advance Directives Registry.

Since medical professionals check the personal belongings you have with you at death, another option may be to get a wallet sized card made up or a piece of jewellery that states, in Spanish, that you don’t wish to donate.

ORGAN DONATION: The default position after your death is that your organs will be considered for donation.

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BRITISH multinational E & Y (EY) intends to create 1,000 jobs in Northern Ireland over the next five years. The jobs in cyber security and data analytics paying an average £33,000 (€38,373) a year will be based in Belfast as well as a new hub in the Northern Ireland’s north­west.

New firms

TOTAL of 53,811 new companies opened in Spain between January and July, 15 per cent more than during the same period in 2022, according to the National Statistics Institute (INE). This made 2023 the most dynamic period for new businesses in 15 years, INE said, followed by 2016’s 52,800 startups.

Power play

A NEW iPhone in the UK could involve paying out another £19.99 (€23.26) as Apple changes the charging port and cables on new phones in response to pressure from the EU. As the new cable is incompatible with most charging blocks, owners must buy a power adapter along with a phone.

Fair shares

FLORENTINO PEREZ, chairman of civil engineering company ACS and its chief executive Juan Santamaria, will receive a respective 590,000 and 100,000 shares as a bonus over the next five years. With shares currently valued at €32.94 each, they can expect to take home €23 million between them.

Dearer beer

STONEGRATE group, which owns the Slug and Lettuce pubs in the UK, will charge an extra 20p (around €0.37) for pints in 800 of its 4,000 in the evenings and at the weekend owing to higher overheads. Stonegate pointed out that the travel sector also increased prices in line with demand.

STAT OF WEEK €2.5 billion

27 September 2023 profits for Inditex between February and July, a record result for the Galicia-based multinational clothing company and 40.1 per cent more than during the same period in 2023.

Unclear plan Port Aventura venture

PORT AVENTURA’s owners, InvestIndustrial and KKR, plan to sell the Tarragona theme park with an asking price of around €1 billion.

Reports which first appeared in Spain’s financial daily, Cinco Dias, maintained that good results this summer and in 2022 will have prompted the theme park’s investment fund owners’ decision to sell.

Port Aventura, Spain’s first theme park, had 5.1 million visitors in 2022, not far short of 2019’s record 5.2 million attendees. Inside sources are confident that when the 2023 season comes to an end, the instal­

lation will have beaten the pre­pandemic figure.

According to 2021 accounts filed with the Registro Mercantil ­ equivalent to Companies House ­ the owners’ holding company Paesa Entertainment reported revenues of €162 million and profits of €8.81

BMW confirmed plans to retool its Cowley factory with a £600 million (€697.2 million) upgrade to build electric Minis.

This takes investment in British electric vehicle (EV) production to £6 billion (€6.97 billion) in recent years.

The BMW initiative is reputedly backed by £75 million (€87.15 million) in UK government funding, the BBC revealed.

The plant will build an electric version of the three­door Mini Cooper and the new Aceman SUV, with 100 per cent production expected by 2030. A third EV, the Countryman, will be made in Germany.

The first electric Mini was launched at the Cowley plant in 2019 and is now

Good outcome

INSURER Aviva is selling its 25.9 per cent stake in Singapore Life Holdings, together with two debt instruments, to Sumitomo Life.

The British­based company announced that Sumitono would pay £800 million (€930.8 million) in cash, of which £500 million (€581.7 million) corresponded to Singapore Life’s equity.

Sumitomo Life currently owns a 23.2 per cent holding in Singapore Life and views Singapore as key to its Southeast Asia plans, Aviva said.

Amanda Blanca, Aviva’s chief executive, described the sale as a “good outcome” for the company.

million, compared with losses of €56 million during the pandemic years.

Despite the improvement, this was still considerably below 2019’s €241 million in revenues and profits of €41 million.

InvestIndustrial has been the park’s principal operator

since 2009, after acquiring a 50 per cent stake from Port Aventura’s owner, Criteria. In 2012, Criteria sold their remaining holding while KKR joined InvestIndustrial with 49.9 per cent ownership in 2013.

In January, the joint owners refinanced a €700 million credit that was used to acquire Port Aventura. The original €620 million loan, which fell due in 2024, in turn replaced a €420 million bond issue in 2013.

With this new arrangement, the park has three years free of repayment deadlines which will make it easier to find a buyer.

Maximum Mini investment

guarantees the future of the plant, but also that of another BMW­owned factory in Swindon.

It also ensures the jobs of roughly 4,000 people employed at both plants.

BRITAIN’S prime minister Rishi Sunak avoided pledges to maintain the pensions triple lock beyond the next election.

Roughly 12 million pensioners would be affected by changes to the triple lock which guarantees that pensions increase in line with whatever is highest amongst average earnings, inflation or 2.5 per cent.

During his last Question Time before the break for party conferences, Sunak did not set out clear plans for a policy that has featured largely in recent Conservative governments.

After Mel Stride, Work and Pensions secretary admitted that the triple lock’s long­term sustainability was uncertain, Sunak would only say that the Tories had “always stood up for pensioners.”

Hotel deals

THE Gomez Casals family has sold two of its three hotels for more than €85 million.

Britain’s sixth bestselling EV with 7,400 registered in the UK in 2022 after Tesla, Kia and Volkswagen models.

The Cowley upgrade, which includes extending the body shop and building a new area for installing batteries not only

Bank takes the rap

MORGAN STANLEY informed Spain’s National Securities Commission (CNMV) that it has a 12.178 per cent Telefonica holding.

This includes the 9.9 per cent €2.1 billion stake Morgan Stanley has quietly acquired for the Saudi telecommunications company STC since February, plus its own 2.278 per cent stake. Spanish media sources maintain that Telefonica’s board was unaware of the operation.

STC’s stake is now a derivative with a sell­buy option protecting the holding should it be vetoed by the Spanish government. Foreign investments of more than 5 per cent in companies listed on Spain’s stock market need specific authorisation and, owing to Telefonica’s prominent presence in the national defence sector, it could be withheld.

If this were to occur, Morgan Stanley would then take over STC’s 9.9 per cent on previously­agreed terms.

The BMW announcement came shortly after Stellantis, which owns Vauxhall, began electric vehicle (EV) manufacturing at Ellesmere port, following a £100 million (€116.2 million) cash injection.

“This is a ‘vote of confidence’ in the country’s automotive manufacturing industry,” declared Mike Hawes, the Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders chief executive.

Slim chance for Delgado

MARGARITA DELGADO, deputy governor of the Bank of Spain, missed out to Claudia Buch as head of the European Investment Bank (BEI).

The decision did not reflect a previous decision by the European Parliament which favoured Delgado, as the board of the European Central Bank (ECB) voted for Buch.

Currently vice ­ president of the Bundesbank, she takes over on January 1 next year from Italian Andrea Enria.

The BCE decision is not binding and Buch’s appointment will be put to the vote during a plenary session of the Committee on Economic and Monetary Affairs and subsequently confirmed by the EU council.

Pontegadea, Inditex owner Amancio Ortega’s property investment company, was also in the running for the 110­bed, fourstar Gallery Hotel located in the heart of the exclusive Eixample area.

Instead, the €50 million sale went to Meridia Capital, an investment fund that specialises in private Spanish markets and has also bought the €35 million Hotel Molina Lario in Malaga from the same family.

The group plans to invest in luxury campsites via its Meridia Glamping Programme, together with WeCamp in which it has a holding.

Ups and downs

ALDI and Lidl have lost their UK market share for the first time in months, Kantar has revealed.

Aldi slid from 10.2 to 10.1 per cent for the quarter ending on September 3, the market research company announced. Lidl dipped from 7.7 to 7.6 per cent.

As UK supermarkets introduced price cuts, Tesco had a 27 per cent market share during the same period, with 14.8 per cent for Sainsbury’s.

Neverthless Aldi sales increased by 17 per cent for the year to September 3, with Lidl’s growing by 16 per cent.

PORT AVENTURA: Spain’s first theme park is up for sale.

COWLEY PLANT: Chosen to produced electric Minis.

DOW JONES

EXTRA Wilko rescue collapses

Longer wait

THE John Lewis Partnership reported a pre­tax loss of £59 million (€68.5million) in the first six months of this year. Although this was less disappointing than last year’s first­half losses of £99.2 million (€115.2 million) the company, which also owns Waitrose supermarkets, announced that its “turnaround plan” would take another two years to implement.

Green fuel

SOLARIS, Polish subsidiary of the Spanish company CAF, has received a €150 million order to build 200 hydrogen­powered buses for urban transport use in Italy and Germany, although according to the terms of the contract, this could later be increased. The buses are destined for Bolina and Venice in Italy and Cologne in Germany.

Linda Hall

THE deal to save Wilko has failed, heralding the loss of 12,000 jobs and the closure of 408 stores.

Doug Putnam, who owns Toys R Us in Canada and turned round HMV record shops in the UK, had hoped to save 200 stores and staff.

The operation came to nothing because of “the inability to reduce central infrastructure costs quickly enough to make a deal commercially viable,” administrators PwC explained.

Negotiations stalled in early September when

Right to return

THE Inditex clothing giant has put a hypothetical price of €211 million on a future return to Russia.

In its recently­published half­year report, the company emphasised that this would only occur “in new circumstances” although it also defined the right to return as “an intangible asset with a useful” life.

Until the Ukraine invasion, Russia was

Inditex’s second biggest market after Spain, but the Zara owner divested itself of 243 of the 502 stores it owned there in April last year. The remainder were closed. Inditex sold its Russian operation to the United Arab Emirates’ Doher Group, saying at the time that the company would resume activities in Russia “only if the situation changed.”

Hard cash

Wilko suppliers including Unilever and Procter & Gamble wanted debts repaid now to continue guaranteeing future deliveries.

With 52 shops already closed and more than 1,300 employees out of work, the GMB union revealed that PwC told staff all stores would close by early October.

Nevertheless, the writing was already on the wall during the 12 months between 2021 and 2022 when Wilko shed approximately 1,600 staff, reducing the total to around 12,400.

Founded in 1930 when J K Wilkinson opened his first Leicester store, the retailer has seen sales reduced over each of the last four financial years. These fell by 20 per cent to £1.2 billion (€1.39 billion) between 2019 and 2022 when the chain had debts of £35.9 million (€41.77 million).

FOR the first time in 10 years, cash was the second most­used payment method after debit cards in 2022 as Britain’s families were forced to budget more during the cost­of­living crisis.

Cash was used for 6.4 billion payments last year, UK Finance said, 7 per cent up on 2023 and accounting for 14 per cent of all transactions.

Inflation

SPAIN’S consumer prices rose 2.6 per cent in August, an increase of three­10ths of a percentage point compared with July, owing to increases in fuel and transport prices, the National Statistics Institute announced.

Food price inflation steadied at 10.5 per cent after accumulating 17 months of double ­ digit growth, while underlying inflation fell by one­10th of a percentage point.

WILKO LEEDS: One of the 408 stores that will close.

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S´not another rant

LEAPY LEE SAYS IT

OTHERS THINK IT

QUITE frankly, I'm just about up to here with all of it. I'm peed off, bored and utterly fed up with, global emission, immigrants, Political Correctness, welfare whinger’s, gay rights, racism, all the politicians on the planet and Love Island! In fact, I'm so sick of all the dissent and conflicting confusion engulfing the human race that this week I'm not going to mention any of it. (Hurrah) Instead we are going to talk about Snot eels! (Please don’t continue this piece if about to plunge your fork into.... well just about anything really!) It appears that this fish, properly known as hag fish, has been around for some three million years and has developed a defense mechanism which allows it to produce up to five galleons of mucus through the nostrils when distressed. Also labeled the most disgusting fish in the ocean, it is never

the less ­ surprise surprise, considered a delicacy in South Korea. Sometime back a lorry in Oregon, carrying almost three and a half tons of these creatures overturned, creating a wave of sticky goop that spread across the road engulfing five cars, the occupants and ultimately rescuers in its slimy wake. 'What to tell the dry cleaners?' Oregon state police asked on Twitter, beneath a picture of one of their officers standing in a torrent of eel mucus. S'not our fault would be a start! You really couldn’t make it up. Deviating a little from my intention to not mention anything particularly current, the reports coming in as I write concerning the death of the man mauled by two American XL Bully dogs, has rather thrown me off the track. Some years ago I suggested in my column that certain breeds of dangerous dogs belonged in the zoo and should be banned. My view created such an outcry against ‘yet another Leapy rant’ that our publication actually donated a whole page to cater for the positive avalanche of mail which

arrived at our offices, mostly decrying my suggestion. Interesting to see that the British Prime minister has decided to order the banning of dangerous dog breeds. Well well, if the old Leaper had been agreed with and not scoffed at all those years ago, who knows, a whole glut of deaths and injuries committed by these dangerous animals may possibly have been prevented. Wonder how many apologies I‘ll be receiving now a British Prime Minister has finally approved something I suggested back in the dark ages? Don’t hold yer breath. Told you last week that sexual provocation laws concerning ladies in Spain were being tightened up. Rubiales, now being considered with a criminal complaint of sexual assault for kissing a young lady without consent, has brought my observation up with a real smackeroo has it not? Be careful out there. Keep the faith. Love Leapy. Leapylee2002@gmail.com expatradioscotland.com Mon. and Fri. 1pm till 4.

TRIPLE LOCK PENSION OUR VIEW

IT looks as if the Conservative government in the UK will be wincing once again over the triple lock pension promise as in theory state pensions should jump by 8.5 per cent in April of next year.

What must have appeared as a great idea at the time with relatively low inflation is now becoming a major financial problem for the government and it looks as if wily politicians are investigating ways to bring pension rises down.

Possibly the most benign option is to remove public sector bonuses from the calculations as there were several significant amounts awarded in order to avert some (if not all) strikes over the summer period.

Economists suggest that by removing these from the calculations then the government would save £1 billion granting a pension increase of a still attractive 7.8 per cent next April. The triple lock guarantees that pensions are increased by total pay growth, inflation, or 2.5 per cent, whichever is higher, but currently it seems that pensions are generally growing faster than wages and with more pensioners living longer and fewer new workers contributing to the economy, there will come a time when there certainly isn’t enough money to go around.

Whichever way you look at it, it’s a political hot potato especially as by 2024 it is more than likely that all who were born in the UK will be eligible to vote in General Elections, not just those who left Britain less than 15­years ago.

The next election looks as if it’s going to be a close run thing so those in Spain receiving the UK State Pension should enjoy next year’s increase as the triple lock could soon be a thing of the past.

Leapy Lee’s opinions are his own and are not necessarily representative of those of the publishers, advertisers or sponsors.

DAVID WORBOYS THINKING ALOUD

AT 6,992 kms, the River Amazon is marginally longer than the Nile (6,853 kms), making it the longest river on Earth. It is also far and away the greatest. Its discharge (volume of water carried) is 224,000 cubic metres per second (80 times that of the Nile), equalling the next six biggest rivers combined. These are headed by the Ganges (43,900 m3), while the narrower and shallower Nile carries a mere 2,810 m3.

The residential population of Antarctica is just 1,100 but, like Nerja, it quadruples in the summer season. Its land (or ice) area of 14,200,000 km2 is second only to Russia (16,378,410 km2) and way ahead of India (2,973,190 km2) with the world highest population of 1,428,628,000). Each single inhabitant of Antarctica enjoys available space of 13,000 km2 (about the size of Montenegro). This is 65,000 times the space for each resident of India.

The Caspian is the largest lake by far (371,000 square kms). The combined volume of the next seven biggest (headed by Lake Superior) is 355,490 m2. The

AS A MATTER OF FACT

28kg. On a slightly different subject, Germany’s smallest municipality is Groede with a population of seven. The biggest (Berlin) has 3.5 million.

The highest number of murders last year were committed in Nigeria (64,209). In Singapore there were eight. Spain recorded 292 murders; the UK had 784; USA 16,200; South Africa 21,000; Brazil 57,400.

The Nerja cave is almost five kilometres in length and 32 metres maximum height. The world’s biggest cave is in Vietnam, Hang Soon Doong, at 9 kms long and 200 metres high.

Caspian is bordered by two continents. Its major port is Baku, capital of Azerbaijan and the world’s lowest­lying capital at 28 metres below sea level.

Mahon, Menorca has the third largest natural port in the world, after Pearl Harbour and Sydney Harbour, which both cover a larger area, but are much shallower.

Globally, the hottest 28 days ever recorded were all in July 2023. In the UK it was one of the wettest months ever,

but June there was the sunniest since 1957 and the hottest on record (overtaking 1976, 1940 and 1884). In Phoenix, Arizona the temperature reached 43+ for 28 consecutive days.

The Arctic is warming at four times the rate of the rest of the world. Meanwhile in Antarctica, 12 trillion tons of ice has been lost from its glaciers since 1997.

Not a lot of people know that a pineapple grown in Australia weighed

Spain is the only major country whose National Anthem has no words. It shares this distinction with San Marino and two partly liberated territories in former Yugoslavia.

Cordoba as a seat of learning predates the universities of Bologna, Oxford and Salamanca by over 200 years. Academics from many advanced countries came to teach and to learn subjects ranging from philosophy and maths to medicine, astronomy and botany.

David Worboys’s opinions are his own and are not necessarily representative of those of the publishers, advertisers or sponsors

ARE YOU SUFFERING

FROM ‘SKIMPFLATION’?

NORA JOHNSON

VIEWS

SHOPPERS, already struggling with rising prices and shrinking pack sizes, now also have to struggle with ‘skimpflation’the quiet downgrading in specification of some products.

Crisps, cakes and biscuits are most noticeably ‘skimped’. But surely this is yet another effective way to help reduce the weight of our ever­expanding, overweight population? Certainly cheaper than those ‘wonder drug’ injections. People could spend the money saved on healthier food or make it themselves, maybe even take a walk occasionally instead of ordering in!

I actually calculated, based on a linear projection, a tub of Cadbury Roses will be empty by 2030. Yes, except for the strawberry

creams, unfortunately, and those ghastly wrapped toffees. But here’s hoping that mint Aero is not deemed STRUCTURALLY unsound...

I’ve certainly noticed the quality of the most expensive brands of toilet rolls. Not only getting thinner (two­ply to one­ply) but also narrower. Used to cover the entire width of a standard toiletroll holder. Not anymore. A good half­inch gap either side now.

‘Bring back Izal!’ some say. Heavens, no! Though good as tracing paper, it was like using sandpaper!

Oh, a stack of loo rolls recently fell on me at the supermarket. I’m OK though. Just soft tissue damage...

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Nora Johnson’s opinions are her own and are not necessarily representative of those of the publishers, advertisers or sponsors.

The Amazon is far and away our greatest river. The Caspian is incomparably the greatest body of inland water, ie lake?

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NORA’S LATEST THRILLER.

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SOME weeks ago, we published a pair of letters criticising an article by Leapy Lee and we asked whether our readers were for or against his forthright views. Ninety per cent of the comments received were positively in favour of the ‘ol boy’, so do keep abreast of his articles which feature each week in all editions of Euro Weekly News.

Hola

I am a French resident of Albir where my husband and I bought a house two years ago and we spend approximately 1/3 of our time in Spain and 2/3 in our home town of Versailles.

Upon arrival in Spain, I collect in my supermarket (Mendoza in Albir to name it) all the free newspapers I can : in English as well as the ones in German and Dutch (the other ones being in Swedish/Norwegian...).

I read them all thoroughly, ending with EWN and keep Leapy's article for the very end, that is I skip it, read the newspaper until the last page and then like a good French pastry at the end of a good meal, delight myself reading Leapy, the epitome of good journalism.

I always 100 per cent agree with his views and couldn't say better. Of course, he will be treated as an old dinosaur, a racist blablabla blablabla : in France, it is the same, the so-called "open" journalists or politics who know better than anyone and above all, deny the right to give one's opinion that is not their opinion "you are extreme-right, fascist, you remind me of ‘les heures sombres de notre histoire’ (how many times do we have to hear this phrase!)". If you say there are too many migrants in France, it means you want to reopen concentration camps so end of discussion... this woke stuff and the cancel culture coming from the USA is starting to be unbearable for our European countries, so open and mostly non-racist... also if you try to understand the Ukraine-Russia war, you are pro-Putin or if you give an opinion on Pfizer jabs (I have been vaccinated three times...) you are a complotist...

So Leapy is a breath of fresh air, so please Leapy, go on giving your opinion, I love it and share it to my English-speaking friends as much as I can. I think the majority of the people agree with you anyway and

the ones who don't, please let ‘Leapy Lee say it’.

And BTW, I am back in Versailles and miss his articles : is there a way to read EWN online please ?

Sincerely Laurence (in French a woman's name, Laurent is for men, oh my ! I forgot : there shouldn't be any genders anymore ).

Everyone needs a dinosaur

True, but today's dinosaurs are more 'with it' than the ones the likes of you and I had to contend with. My Dad thought I was on the road to ruin when he saw me jiving to Red River Rock, still gets me going today.

Love reading your Euro Weekly articles.

Regards

Shirley Hunt

Yes ... young people today, more so than ever, do see older people as less than, instead of hanging on every word and LEARNING.

Everything is geared toward youth. My grouse for this week is all the kerfuffle about the kiss. Young women are emasculating men; and when they have completed their work, they will then complain that men are 'not what they used to be'. Of course he overstepped the mark but that is what he did; he didn't torture, kill, rape or touch any sexual parts. And it is not as though she was Miss World, is it? If she did not like what he did then, AT THE TIME, she should have remonstrated, pushed him off, given him a slap, whatever. All this climbing on the bandwagon calling it 'disgusting' etc. is utter rubbish. And suggesting that he should be fired from his job for it is ludicrous. Get real.

So I am a dinosaur but I really would not want to be part of this Facebook-loving 15 minutes of fame generation. We might be dinosaurs but they are amoebae!

Warmest wishes.

Jane Corbett

PETS

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Many pet owners will have probably already faced the stressful situation of their canine or feline friends suddenly going missing.

Some of the rules are clearer and easier to understand than others. The government insists that these rules are being put in place to protect those most vulnerable and that the new law is a step in the right direction.

Starting September 29, owners whose dogs go missing can be fined up to €50,000. The pet must be reported to the authorities within 48 hours of their disappearance. Failure to do so could result in a massive fine according to a news source.

Most owners instinctively resort to sticking ‘missing’ posters everywhere in the area and posting information and images of the missing animal on social media asking people to look out for it. Others sometimes get friends together to go looking for their pets.

To avoid those hefty fines it is essen ­

Best dog breed for owners’ star sign

FOR dog owners looking to form a close bond with their pets, an astrologer claims to have the answer.

According to an online astrologist known as Bella (@as trobellaluna), the secret to the perfect match between a man and his best friend is written in the stars.

The stargazer published a list of dog breeds that she claims will correspond directly to human owners of certain zodiac signs.

Aries: The Chihuahua, ‘because they destroy everything and fight with everyone in the street.’

Taurus: The English Bulldog, ‘because they love to sleep all day and get dirty faces when they eat, as well as being very expensive to keep.’

Gemini: The Yorkshire Terrier, who ‘bark excessively and are too nosey for their own good.’

Cancer: The Pug, because ‘they always look a bit sad and are as clingy as hell,’

Leo: The Afghan Hound, ‘Look at their hair, their confidence...! Come on, this dog knows he’s a star.’

Virgo: The Border Collie, ‘they live to serve and will herd your sheep for free without asking for anything in return.’

Libra: The Bichon Frisé, ‘because they were bred to please people and always have to look good before they leave the house.’

Scorpio: The Pitbull, ‘because they are ‘misunderstood.’

Sagittarius: The Husky, ‘Look at this guy, he’s ready for ad venture.’

Capricorn: The German Shepherd because, ‘of all the breeds, they have the highest employment rate.’

Aquarius: The English Bull Terrier ‘because it looks so strange and adorable at the same time.’

Pisces: The Pomeranian, ‘Emotionally needy, physically lazy, but very loving and com passionate.’

tial to first contact the authorities. They must also follow the guidelines laid out and have a responsibility to help the owner locate their pet, either by joining them on the streets to search for it, or by looking online.

Of course, we all know that dogs, especially young pups, can easily slip out of a home without anyone being able to catch them or sometimes we don’t even realise that they have gone until it’s too late.

Dog owners will have to be very attentive in the future if they wish to prevent accumulating huge fines.

Goldfish goals

LOOKING after a goldfish may seem simple, but it requires attention to detail. Proper care includes choosing a suitable tank with enough space and installing a proper filtration system. Regular cleaning is vital to prevent buildup of harmful chemicals. Balanced feeding with the right goldfish

food, generally once or twice a day, ensures good Overfeeding can be harmful, so following feeding guidelines is essential. Monitoring the water’s pH and temperature, and watching for signs of illness, will keep your goldfish happy and healthy. With proper care, a goldfish can be a delightful and low ­ maintenance pet for many years.

With proper care, goldfish can be a delightful pet.

LOST DOGS: Owners have to be attentive.

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Carlos Sainz Wins Singapore Grand Prix It’s all kicking off!

SPAIN’S Carlos Sainz finally ended Red Bull’s domination of this season’s F1 calendar by winning the Singapore Grand Prix.

The Spaniard led from start to finish as the cars sped around the Marina Bay Street Circuit on Sunday, September 17. He clinched his second pole of the season in yesterday’s qualifying session and looked in no mood to relinquish that position.

Speaking with bbc.com after his victory, Sainz said: “We nailed the weekend, we nailed the race and we did everything we had to do, and we did it perfectly. We brought home P1 and I’m sure the whole of Italy and the whole of Ferrari are going to be proud and happy today.

“I felt under control, I always felt like I had the head­space and the pace in hand to do whatever I wanted to do. I’m over the moon right now,” he added.

This was Sainz’s second win as a Ferrari driver and the second of his career. After also starting from the front in Monza last time out in the Italian Grand Prix, he soon lost the lead to Verstappen. No such thing was going to happen this time around though with the Spanish star driving a careful and steady race.

Max Verstappen had won 10 consecutive races prior to this one, setting a new record in the process. After an awful experience in qualifying, the current world champion started from 11th place on the grid.

If the Dutchman’s previous results were anything to go by, his low position would not have made a lot of difference to him achieving a place on the podium. However, on this occasion, he had to settle for fifth in the end.

Lando Norris produced an excellent drive in the McLaren to follow Sainz over the finishing line just 0.812 seconds adrift, with Lewis Hamilton’s Mercedes hot on his tail.

Disaster struck George Russell as he crashed the Mercedes out on the final lap while occupying third position and looking to be headed for a podium finish.

The other Ferrari of Frenchman Charles LeClerc secured fourth place, with the two iconic red cars leading the pack in the early stages.

Team orders though saw him being instructed to let his teammate speed ahead by slowing down to hold the rest of the field up.

He initially appeared to ignore the order for the next 10 laps before finally backing off from Sainz to eventually give the Spaniard a threesecond lead.

The safety car made an appearance after Logan Sargeant hit the wall on lap 20, leaving bits of his car across the track when his front wing came free. By the time the safety car was removed, LeClerc had allowed Sainz to build a nine­second lead.

Pierre Gasly put in another good day’s work by clinching sixth place for Alpine.

ALTHOUGH the new season is just about to begin, much preparation has already taken place on the Costa and further inland. Firstly, our league has a new name, as can be seen at the head of this article; it also has a new sponsor in My Lawyer In Spain, though we thank the EWN for its previous sponsorship and for past and future opportunities to share our sport with the Costa del Sol and further afield. Our annual cup competition will be sponsored by Axarfusion.

New Clubs

We welcome some new teams to the League: Real Calahonda WFC, Internacionales Mollina WFC (from near Antequera), and Marbesula­Marbella. These additions will certainly strengthen the League and make it more competitive.

New Rules

After much discussion at Referee, Club and League Committee level, a new law has been introduced which pe­

nalises the fourth running offender by sending him/her off for five minutes, a punishment which should further discourage this infringement and eliminate such a large number of penalties, which sometimes dominated games in the past.

Last Season

A reminder that, last season AC Benahavis won the Over 50s League and The Walking Dead, now no longer with us, the Over 60s League and the League Cup. Malaga WFC won

the Eurocopa in Portugal and five of our league players represented Spain in the inaugural Walking Football World Nations Cup held at FA HQ in England, coming fourth out of 19 countries, with our League’s Andres Vallejo Herrmann being voted Goalkeeper of the Tournament.

Tournament

As a prelude to the new season, a friendly tournament was organised by Malaga WFC at El Canadon last Saturday, which included two mixed age teams from the home club, two travelling teams from Stamford in Lincolnshire, UK, and one each from Marbesula, AC Benahavis and Real Calahonda. The entire tournament was noted for the spirit and camaraderie displayed by participants, both before, during and after the matches.

Marbesula ran out eventual and deserved winners and will prove a substantial force to be reckoned with over the coming months!

Djokovic’s Spanish skills Kuss wins 2023 Vuelta a España

WORLD number one tennis player, Novak Djokovic surprised everyone recently with his command of the Spanish language.

On Thursday, September 14, in Valencia, during the Davis Cup finals qualifiers, Djokovic took the spotlight not just for his tennis skills but for his attempt to converse in Spanish. The Serbian tennis star, known for his love of languages, confidently responded to the press in Spanish. He even paused the press conference to jot down a Spanish phrase, drawing laughter from the audience.

“What word is used to say I miss in Spanish?” Djokovic enquired of the journalists. After they promptly clarified this for him he continued: “Echar de menos, ok, one second,”

Djokovic remarked, taking a moment to save the phrase on his mobile. He amusingly labelled the expression as ‘very difficult’, eliciting laughter from those in attendance.

But Djokovic’s Spanish lesson didn’t end there. He showcased his impressive linguistic skills further by addressing the criticism directed at his formidable opponent, Carlos Alcaraz. The young player faced backlash for announcing his absence from the tournament due to exhaustion from recent matches.

“I always protect the players in situations like Alcaraz. Perhaps you’re upset he’s not here, given he’s 20 and I’m 36. How can he be more tired? He already played last year, after winning the US Open. That shows passion for his country.

“I know he loves representing Spain and I’m sure he’s going to win the Davis Cup with his national team. Don’t be angry with him. I myself have not played this tournament for many years, and the reaction in my country has been bad,” Djokovic said sportingly.

SEPP KUSS won the prestigious Vuelta a España 2023 cycling race which finished in the Spanish capital of Madrid on Sunday, September 17.

The Jumbo­Visma team rider became the first American to win one of the Grand Tours since Chris Horner won the same event 10 years ago.

As Kuss stood on the podium alongside his two teammates, the Dutch team created history by being the first to ever win all three Grand Tours in the same season.

Denmark’s Jonas Vingegaard, who won this year’s Tour de France, finished second, and Primoz Roglic, the Slovenian winner of the Giro d’Italia came third, with the three all representing the JumboVisma team.

Kuss was handed the famous red jersey after winning the eighth stage of the Spanish event and the 29­year­old held onto it right until the end of the race.

Speaking after his victory, Kuss said: “This is like a fairytale. With Primoz winning in Italy and Jonas winning in France earlier this year, I

wanted to be part of this team chasing the overall victory in the Vuelta. Standing here as the overall winner is something I could never have imagined in my wildest dreams,” according to teamjumbovisma.com.

On what was basically a processional stage for the general classification, the three Jumbo ­ Visma teammates crossed the finishing line with their arms linked.

As the peloton rode towards the finishing line in Madrid, it was the

Australian Kaden Groves who managed to sprint away from the rest of the field to clinch a dramatic victory in the final stage of 2023. He crossed the line ahead of Filippo Ganna from Italy, and Germany’s Nico Denz.

Earlier on Sunday it was announced that the 2024 La Vuelta would be starting in the Portuguese capital of Lisbon for the second time in the history of the event. It previously departed from the city back in 1997 to promote Expo­98.

Credit: Twitter@lavuelta

CREATING HISTORY: The La Vuelta 2023 podium in Madrid.

Andres World Cup Goalkeeper.