Axarquia 5 – 11 October 2023 Issue 1996

BYE BYE BEACH SEASON

Anna Ellis

THE arrival of October signalled the end of Nerja’s beach surveillance season.

During this season, Nerja’s dedicated team of lifeguards and Civil Protection personnel kept a watchful eye, ensuring the safety of beachgoers.

What stands as a testament to their professionalism and expertise is the fact that they were involved in just one complicated rescue.

In addition, they handled seven simpler rescues, demonstrating their readiness and commitment to safeguarding our beach visitors.

While the lifeguards were on duty, we were fortunate to see the green flag, indicating safe swimming conditions, proudly flying for a significant 86 per cent of their watchful hours.

The yellow flag, a symbol of caution, was raised 11 per cent of the time, while the red flag, representing hazardous conditions, made an appearance for 3 per cent of the time.

In addition to their life ­ saving ef ­

forts, the lifeguards offered various types of assistance.

They often helped individuals who felt dizzy without losing consciousness.

They recorded 36 cases in Burriana, 10 in Maro, three in Torrecilla, one in Chucho Playazo, and nine on other beaches. There were also instances where people required assistance due to trau­

Beer Festival

ma, dislocation, injuries, or loss of consciousness.

Furthermore, the lifeguards extended their support to a total of 119 people by providing access to the amphibious chair. This invaluable service allowed 78 individuals in Burriana and 41 in Torrecilla to enjoy the beach safely and comfortably.

Revolutionising tourism

PREPARE to embark on a journey like no other as Velez­Malaga unveils its innovative CICERONE project, set to transform the way tourists explore the municipality.

With CICERONE, the screens at the tourist offices become your personal tour planners, tailoring routes and experiences to your preferences.

David Segura, the councillor for New Technologies, shared the exciting news, stating, “CICERONE is now fully operational, offering an incredibly simple and intuitive user experience.

“Upon approaching the touch screen, you’ll discover two AI­powered menus that will assist you in organising your trip and optimising your stay in our beautiful

municipality.”

This cutting­edge system empowers you to customise your adventure to your heart’s content.

Choose from ‘recommended routes’, where the software offers a curated selection of pre ­ designed itineraries, allowing you to explore Velez­Malaga as a

family, a couple, with friends, or even focusing on culinary delights, accommodation options, must­visit attractions, and the duration of your stay.

Imagine arriving at the tourist office and, with a few taps on the screen, creating a tailor­made experience that aligns perfectly

with your interests and desires.

Whether you’re seeking a romantic getaway, a familyfriendly outing, or an adventure with friends, CICERONE is your key to unlocking the very best Velez­Malaga has to offer.

This groundbreaking initiative not only enhances your visit but also reflects Velez ­ Malaga’s commitment to harnessing technology to elevate the tourist experience.

GET ready for a weekend filled with music, a lively atmosphere, a mouthwatering gastronomy, and captivating decorations as Torre del Mar transforms into a hub of merriment on October 7 and 8.

The Torre del Mar Beer Festival, a unique take on the iconic Oktoberfest, is set to grace Avenida Tore Tore once again.

This annual extravaganza draws in not only locals but also visitors, uniting them over a shared love for food, music, and an unbeatable ambience.

Mayor Jesus Perez Atencia couldn’t hide his excitement, stating, “It’s one of the most anticipated events of the autumn in Torre del Mar, firmly establishing itself as the highlight of October’s event calendar.”

Expect an array of delights at every corner. Immerse yourself in the tunes of live music, captivating dances, and spectacular shows that cater to audiences of all ages.

With tributes to legendary artists like Amy Winehouse and Manuel Carrasco, the festival promises a feast for the ears.

The mayor added: “This beer festival acts as a catalyst for our local businesses, breathing life into the Avenida Tore Tore area.

“The enthusiastic participation of our local entrepreneurs demonstrates their commitment to this event, which significantly bolsters our economy. This initiative, along with others held throughout the year, effectively combats seasonality.”

Image: Ayuntamiento de Nerja / Facebook

LIFEGUARDS: Kept a watchful eye, ensuring the safety of beachgoers

TORRE DEL MAR: Will transform into a hub of merriment.

Image: Ayuntamiento Torre del Mar

CICERONE PROJECT: A groundbreaking initiative.

Image: Ayuntamiento de Velez-Malaga

Ease your commute

IN a bid to combat the frustrating traffic congestion plaguing the A­7 highway, the Junta de Andalucia is spearheading an ambitious plan to add a third lane, stretching from Velez­Malaga to El Palo.

Over a decade ago, the A­7 received a much­needed upgrade when a third lane was added from Ronda Este to El Palo, a development celebrated in 2012.

But, the relentless population growth in the region has brought about a fresh set of challenges.

Rush hours and holiday periods have turned this oncesmooth ride into a tedious ordeal, prompting the need for innovative solutions.

The delegate of the Andalucian Government in Malaga, Patricia Navarro, confirmed: “This project, which would cover around 25 kilometres, aims to enhance traffic flow from the El Palo exit to Velez­Malaga’s entrance, ultimately addressing congestion issues in the medium term.”

The most pressing concerns lie in Rincon de la Victoria as this area bears the brunt of traffic jams and related issues making it the focal point for these much­needed improvements.

Stay tuned as this exciting project unfolds, potentially reshaping the transportation landscape of Andalucia.

Twice as prestigious

THE Association for the Promotion of Tourism of Axarquia (APTA) is set to take centre stage at two prestigious events this October.

First up, from October 3 to 5, APTA will be making waves at the illustrious IFTM Paris fair.

Nestled within the Parc des Expositions de la Porte de Versailles in the enchanting city of Paris, this event is nothing short of a spectacle.

APTA will continue its odyssey, representing the municipality from October 6 to 8 at Tierra Adentro in Jaen. This event, hailed as one of Andalu­

Fruit attraction

ALMUÑECAR Town Hall gears up to participate in one of Spain’s most prestigious fruit expos, Fruit Attraction.

cia’s tourism sector jewels, draws together a diverse tapestry of over 100 exhibitors from various autonomous communities and countries.

The Axarquia region, through the capable hands of APTA, will unveil its rich tapestry of tourism offerings. Picture yourself traversing the rugged beauty of the Sierra Tejeda, Almijara, and Alhama Natural Park or basking in the golden sands that line the coastline.

The possibilities are as vast as the region itself, providing an immersive experience that caters to every traveller’s desires.

From October 8 to October 10, all roads lead to Madrid, where the magic of fresh produce takes centre stage. Carlos Ferron, councillor of Agriculture, revealed the town’s purpose at this illustrious event: “Our aim is clear: to champion our subtropical treasures, including the beloved chirimoya, avocado, and mango.”

For Ferron, this event represents a golden opportunity to showcase Almuñecar’s remarkable fruits on the global stage.

“We believe that our presence must grow with each passing year, amplifying our voice and underlining our commitment to delivering quality and competitiveness to the European market for tropical products,” he confirmed.

Art to share

AXARQUIA is playing host to an innovative project that promises to breathe new life into its charming villages, each with fewer than 5,000 residents.

El Borge, Sayalonga, TotalAn, and Casabermeja are the chosen landscapes for this exciting initiative.

Here’s the magic: 17 gifted artists hailing from six diverse countries ­ Spain, Cuba, Sweden, Scotland, Holland, and France ­ have come together to embark on a creative journey that transcends borders and boundaries.

These artistic souls are set to unleash their creative energies over two months, crafting collaborative pieces deeply rooted in the essence of their chosen territory or place of origin.

Five ‘inhabitants’, as they are lovingly referred to, will temporarily make these selected villages their homes.

They will fully immerse themselves in the local culture, forging connections with the residents, and drawing inspiration from the heartbeat of the community.

To complement this cultural exchange, 12 locals, three from each village, will actively participate in the project, ensuring that the artistic endeavour reflects the authentic essence of their home.

Anna Ellis

APTA: Catering to every traveller’s desires.

Image: Association for the Promotion of Tourism of Axarquía

BANK HOLIDAY

AS Thursday October 12 is National Day in Spain, we will not be distributing any of the seven Euro Weekly News editions until the following day, Friday October 13. There will still be the same mix of interesting content, but it will be one day later.

NIBS EXTRA

More parking

TORROX has approved an investment of more than €500,000 for parking in La Rabitilla. The growth that the municipality is experiencing has also led to the adoption of agreements aimed at improving health services and expanding the amount of free transportation and waste treatment.

Stored water

THE La Viñuela reservoir continues to set historical minimum records for stored water. At the beginning of this hydrological year, which began on Sunday, October 1, it only accumulated 13.12 cubic hectometres, which represents 7.98 per cent of its total capacity, which is 164.37 hectometres.

Positive feelings

THE Fair of San Miguel 2023 in Velez closed with a successful balance, a large influx of public and a very positive economic impact. The mayor Jesus Lupianez explained that a trail of positive feelings and congratulations had reached the town hall.

Connecting up

WORKS to connect the residential and industrial areas of Castillo Alto to the municipal water supply network have been approved for €313,505. This work will take three months.

Plans approved

NERJA has approved two plans. One against gender violence and another plan to make sure men and women have the same rights and obligations, and the same opportunities, free of stereotypes.

All that Jazz

Anna Ellis JAZZ aficionados, mark your calendars because Almuñecar is about to swing into October with the eagerly awaited sixth Autumn Jazz Festival.

Alberto García Gilabert, the councillor for Culture, has unveiled its cultural programme for the month, offering over 20 exciting activities.

Among them, a musical gem shines brightly, the ‘Jazz in Autumn’ Festival.

Now in its fourth consecutive year, this musical extravaganza promises to enrapture audiences for two

Nerja heroes

unforgettable days at the House of Culture, on October 12 and 13.

The festival’s lineup boasts incredible talent, featuring the Chico Pérez Trío and the remarkable duo of Pepe Rivero and Javier Colma.

These virtuosos are set to whisk you away on a musical voyage, weaving together improvisation, innovation, and the spirit of jazz that knows no boundaries.

To secure your spot at this unforgettable event, advance tickets are now available for purchase on the portal www.bravoentradas.es

MEET Bernardo

Cortes Garrido and Ricardo Hidalgo Cotilla, two remarkable individuals who have triumphed over challenges, both in sports and in life.

On October 1, at the Nerja Fair Race, they not only participated in their respective events but also took the time to raise awareness about their charitable commitments.

TORROX, the jewel of the Mediterranean, once again basked in the national spotlight as it took centre stage in prestigious media outlets, coinciding with the celebration of International Tourism Day.

As the headlines in the biggest Spanish papers including ABC, 20 Minutes, El Espanol, Ideal, La Voz del Sur, Málaga Hoy , and Debate highlighted, this coastal gem boasts the title of having the best weather in Europe: a recognition that has stood the test of time

since a study by MeteoGroup confirmed it back in 2008.

Mayor Oscar Medina couldn’t be prouder, stating, “The resounding media impact we witnessed in September, spanning the breadth of Spain, and aligning perfectly with World Tourism Day, is yet another testament to the fact that Torrox is on everyone’s lips.”

“It’s a month that has redefined seasonality, making Torrox a destination that shines all year round.”

ON October 1, an unexpected event shook the tranquil atmosphere in Nerja when a stone wall guarding the pedestrian path to Salon Beach came crashing down at approximately 11.30pm.

Thankfully, amidst the chaos, a silver lining emerged: no injuries were reported.

A dramatic scene unfolded as a deluge of stones tumbled onto the pedestrian path, blocking access and prompting an urgent response from local authorities.

Archaeological chart

NERJA is taking steps to preserve its rich heritage by initiating an archaeological chart.

The Local Government Board has given the green light to kickstart the tender process for creating and compiling a comprehensive archaeological chart of Nerja.

This endeavour stems from a recommendation by the Advisory Group of Local Historical Heritage, led by Dr Francisco Capilla, an expert in Art History.

This chart will equip the municipali­

ty with effective tools for safeguarding its archaeological treasures.

A specialised heritage company will undertake this project, with a maximum budget of €59,895 and a timeline of six months for completion.

Councillor Ana Maria Munoz emphasised that this archaeological chart will play a crucial role in identifying and cataloguing archaeological sites and heritage properties throughout Nerja’s history, spanning from the Paleolithic era to modern times.

In the wake of this unanticipated rockfall, Salon Beach was temporarily inaccessible on Monday October 2.

Nerja Local Police swiftly sprang into action, summoning heavy machinery to clear the debris and ensure the safety of the beloved beachgoers.

The sun finally emerged, both literally and metaphorically, as the path to the beach reopened partially around noon, offering a glimmer of hope to the sunseekers and adventurers who frequent this coastal gem.

Yiyi, as he’s affectionately known, dedicated his race to supporting the Spanish Association Against Cancer, while Richi ran for the cause of the Josep Carreras Foundation.

These two individuals are true champions, not only in their athletic endeavours but also in their tireless efforts to help others. They are the visible faces of larger teams of dedicated individuals in Nerja who work tirelessly day after day to improve the lives of those who need it the most.

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Taking the limelight Tumbling stones

Smart tourism Mango Symposium

IN an exciting step towards a brighter future as the Almuñecar ­ La Herradura Tourism Board is all set to convene the Smart Tourist Destination Table in November.

This gathering aims to foster sustainable transformation within the realm of tourism, driven by a triple focus on the environment, economy, and society, all with the ultimate goal of enhancing the quality of life for residents and visitors alike.

IN a historic moment for the town, Velez­Malaga proudly took part in hosting the 13th International Mango Symposium, marking the first time this prestigious event unfolded in Europe. From September 29 to October 3, Malaga became the global epicentre for mango enthusiasts and experts alike.

This symposium stands as the foremost scientific gathering dedicated to the study of the mango and its industry. Drawing together over 200 professionals from around the world, the event offered a plat­

PROVERB OF THE WEEK

form to exchange groundbreaking research and advancements related to mango cultivation. The mango, ranked as the fifth most significant fruit globally in terms of pro­

Heritage Days

RINCON DE LA VICTORIA presents a special treat for heritage enthusiasts.

As part of the European Heritage Days programme, you are invited to embark on a guided speleological visit to the mesmerising Cueva de la Victoria.

10.00am and 12.00pm.

Simply call (+34) 643 213 427 to secure your place.

Means when you’re in a difficult situation, laughing can make it easier to get through that situation. This is believed to have originated from the bible. But the power of laughter has long been recognised by medical experts.

duction, following bananas, apples, grapes, and citrus fruits, received its well­deserved moment in the spotlight. The symposium not only celebrated the mango but also highlighted the profound commitment of the community to support its agricultural backbone. Velez­Malaga’s participation in this global forum serves as a testament to its dedication to sustainable farming practices.

On October 8, a day that coincides with the celebration of International Rock Art Day, you’ll have the unique opportunity to immerse yourself in a world of Paleolithic and schematic rock art within the Higueron and La Victoria galleries.

Best of all, this experience is absolutely free.

To ensure your spot on this adventure, it’s essential to make a prior reservation for the sessions at

“Rincon de la Victoria has emerged as a guardian of unparalleled historical, heritage, and monumental treasures, earning its place on the international calendar of cultural programming,” mayor Francisco Salado proudly confirmed.

“Laughter is the best medicine.”

13.6% the number of people who go to church every Sunday in Spain.

STANDING PROUD: A historic moment for the town.

Image: Ayuntamiento de Velez-Malaga

Bolster the ranks

IN a gesture of respect and appreciation for the unwavering dedication of the security forces, mayor, Jesus Lupianez recently sat down for a candid interview with the Commissioner of the National Police in Velez­Malaga, Juan Carlos Aparicio.

The objective? To delve into the inner workings of the bustling police station and gain valuable insights into the daily life of the centre, where nearly

Gastroworld Festival

PLAZA AL-ANDALUS recently played host to an unforgettable gastronomic extravaganza, the ‘Gastroworld Festival by Birra&Art’.

This sensational culinary event, featuring international cuisine and craft beers, wrapped up with resounding success on October 1. As the scents of delectable dishes and the laughter of delighted diners filled the air, Antonio Jose Martin, the councillor for Tourism, couldn’t resist joining in the fun.

This festival was just one of the many highlights of the World Tourism Day festivities, a testament to the vibrant spirit and hospitality of the community.

Live music provided the perfect backdrop to the day, with performances that delighted both the midday crowd and the evening revellers.

200 dedicated individuals toil tirelessly to ensure the security of the municipality.

During their meeting, the mayor took a moment to convey his gratitude for the remarkable efforts put forth by the State security forces.

Their ceaseless commitment to safeguarding the community does not go unnoticed, and the mayor was keen to acknowledge their pivotal role in maintaining public safety.

However, the conversation didn’t stop there.

The mayor, passionate about upholding the safety and well­being of VelezMalaga’s residents, emphasised the government team’s unyielding dedication to this cause.

He underscored the pressing need for additional personnel to bolster the ranks of the Local Police, a move that reflects the administration’s proactive stance in responding to evolving security challenges.

Dedicated security forces.

Image: Ayuntamiento de Velez-Malaga

THE Velez­Malaga Town Council is thrilled to unveil the eagerly awaited details of the upcoming racket season in the municipality.

The councillor for Sports, Rocio Ruiz, confirmed: “We are elated to throw open the doors to registration for the local Tennis and Paddle League, welcoming all residents who share a passion for these

sports, which have witnessed tremendous popularity in recent years.”

Stride for a cause Racket season

Registration for the league will be open until October 27, available both in person at the Velez­Malaga

and Torre del Mar indoor pools and conveniently online via the sports website, velezmalaga.es

The upcoming season promises an electrifying schedule with a regular round­robin phase followed by

GET ready for a journey to the tropics as the ‘Feel Tropical!’ campaign kicks off in Germany, unveiling the allure of Almuñecar ­ La Herradura.

Under the radiant Andalucian sun, Mayor Juan Jose Ruiz Joya shared his excitement, saying, “We are about to introduce Europe to the twin powerhouses of our economy: tourism and the cultivation of subtropical wonders.

“We proudly wear the crown as the world’s leading producer of chirimoya, and from our rich soil, this excellence has rippled out across the globe. It’s essential for Europe to know our story.”

The mayor added: “We truly have it all.

“From nearly 20 kilometres of pristine coastline and sun

intense play­offs, with a preference for weekend gameplay.

In the realm of paddle, players can compete across multiple categories, spanning from second to fifth in the men’s discipline and from third to fifth in the women’s discipline. Meanwhile, tennis aficionados will find two captivating categories to test their skills and determination.

FeelTropical

kissed beaches to a historical legacy that stretches back through the ages.

“Our heritage is as rich as our soil, which yields unique subtropical fruits unparalleled

added.

“It’s high time we harness this potential, and that’s precisely the purpose of our upcoming campaign in Berlin, as well as in the enchanting Scan­

ON October 1, the streets of Rincon de la Victoria came alive with the pounding of running feet as the seventh Popular Race of the Guardia Civil took centre stage.

This year, the event witnessed an incredible turnout, with 300 spirited runners participating in the race.

However, the true essence of this sporting spectacle lies not just in the thrill of the competition but in the noble cause it champions. The proceeds from the race are dedicated to supporting the efforts of Rincon Contigo, a steadfast NGO committed to making a positive impact on the community.

Mayor Francisco Salado summed up the day, saying, “In Rincon de la Victoria, we believe in the power of community and the spirit of giving back.”

CAMPAIGN UNVEILED: “We truly have it all.”

Image: Ayuntamiento de Almuñécar Facebook

Hold the Front Page

By John Smith

IN the first series of Hold the Front Page, comedians Nish Kumar and Josh Widdicombe travelled around the UK experiencing the life of local news reporters.

They spent a week or so with a number of different publications including the Scotsman, Yorkshire Post and Farming Life , finding themselves reporting from the Edinburgh Fringe and even trying to interview Boris Johnson.

When the series was aired on Sky Max it was well received by viewers and this encouraged the channel to commission a second series but looking further afield and the logical choice was Spain.

Production company CPL did their homework and understandably realised that in order to make the concept work, they had to insert the two ‘cub reporters’ into an English language newspaper and the obvious choice was Euro Weekly News which publishes weekly editions across seven popular Spanish regions.

The choice for the first episode to be shot was Benidorm which is such a popular resort for both local British residents and holiday­ makers and after several discussions concerning how the filming was to proceed, EWN proprietors Michel and Steven Euesden supported by local staff spent a week in Benidorm as the show was created.

There was no guarantee that all, or indeed any of the stories that the pair chose would be used, but the cameras followed their briefing, decision making, on the spot interviews and then their creative process.

Four topics were chosen, first the opening of an exhibition of sculpture by Josh which was a bit

too dry to make the paper, followed by a ‘gut busting breakfast’ which Nish fought his way through.

This did make the paper, but the editorial team thought that perhaps full English breakfasts are more popular with visitors than residents and therefore the story was extended to mention the fact that many people may prefer to sample the Menu del Dia available in numerous restaurants in Benidorm.

Filming is not quick by any stretch of the imagination and although the Costa Blanca North edition normally goes to the printers on Tuesday evening, the deadline was moved back by 24 hours to allow them more time to arrange interviews.

A front page story about Josh and Nish’s visit had already been written and much of the paper laid out but they had two further stories to be filmed, a visit to a psychic dating night and then a

journey to Hugo’s Home Farm an animal charity run by Colin whose alter ego is popular drag artist Coco Chanel.

Time was tight and in theory the Coco story missed the deadline and should have been left out but by moving the Psychic Dating nearer the back, we manged to fit both articles into the paper and although printing ran through the night, the paper was produced and distributed around Costa Blanca North as usual on Thursday.

All of those involved from the proprietors, to the editorial team and the designers who handled all changes during the day were delighted with the results.

There was a combination of giggles and near misses but we all look forward to the programme being aired in January or February 2024 and do keep a lookout for more news of the show from your people’s paper, Euro Weekly News.

NISH & JOSH: Spent time filming with the EWN directors.

Criminals arrested

A REPORT published on Friday, September 22 gave details of how the National Police, ably supported by various EU and non ­ EU nations led a massive crackdown on the criminal community.

The investigations were co ­ funded by EU financial mechanisms and aimed at several criminal networks involved in drug trafficking, money laundering, fraud, and corruption.

Europol and the National Police of Spain, along with partners from other member states, conducted these operations. They were in alignment with the EU Security Union Strategy, focusing on creating a secure environment and combating evolving threats.

The collaborative efforts resulted in the arrest of 197 individuals from 34 different nationalities, suspected of being part of criminal organisations. Among them were 33 fugitives and six high ­ ranking members of criminal networks.

The operations led to 114 house searches and substantial seizures, including nearly five tonnes of cocaine, over three tonnes of cannabis, and 1.7 tonnes of heroin. Additionally, 53 kilograms of synthetic drugs, 28 firearms, 57 vehicles, and more than €4 million in cash were confiscated.

The operations received co ­ financing from the European Union, supporting member states in combating significant criminal threats.

Spanish pensions

THE Spanish government have announced that starting in 2024, the retirement age in Spain will progressively increase until 2027.

Retirement is a very bizarre situation for many people because the longer that you work, it feels as though the official retirement age starts to get further and further away, making it a long and drawnout process.

For anyone who has worked in Spain and been paying into their ‘Seguridad Social’ Social Security public pension pot, the retirement age will now be increased over a four­year period, starting on January 1, 2024, and running up until 2027.

From January 1, 2024, people who are working and have worked in Spain and have paid their Social Security contributions for more than 37 years and nine months will be able to officially retire when they reach the age of 66 years and six months.

In simpler words, an addi­

tional two months will now be added to the minimum retirement age from the start of next year, that is in comparison to what the age has been in 2023.

Those people who are over the age of 65 and have paid Social Security for more than 38 years will be able to access ordinary retirement, while also receiving 100 per cent of their pension, as per the new rules.

There is an alternative for people living in Spain, however, and this is taking voluntary early retirement. This can be taken up by people when they are up to two years premature to their legal retirement age, so when you are 64 years and six months old.

Retiring early always sounds like a great idea and an ideal way for people to spend their latter years in comfort and re­

laxation, but it does obviously still have its drawbacks, none more so than you may not be entitled to receive your full pension.

Instead, you will only receive a fraction of the lump sum depending on how early you decide to take this voluntary decision, and also how long you have been contributing toward the Social Security.

As mentioned above, the retirement age is set to progressively get further away for people, so in 2025, 2026 and finally, 2027, it only appears to be bad news for people with one eye on retirement, because in four years time, the legal retirement age will be 67.

For people who own a UK state pension, but find they have gaps in their National Insurance contribution due to the fact they have been residing abroad, then the government has decreed an extension for them to pay and plug those holes and in turn, receive their full UK pension.

RETIREMENT AGE: Seems to get further and further away.

BOUNCERS

AT RESTAURANTS

John

once said “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member” and many people feel the same about going to a bar or restaurant that employs a bouncer.

There is obviously a need in certain types of larger bar and restaurant for there to be a greeter who can establish whether the guest has a reservation and then arrange to seat them and in busy clubs it is also recognised that a doorman will be on hand to ensure that the venue is not overcrowded.

However, this is quite different from seeing a normally hulking individual either at the door or even inside the venue who is clearly employed to keep an eye of guests, ready to step in should a fight occur.

The problem is if the venue knows that it needs to be able to stop fights between customers, should it actually be allowed to stay open, as the very appearance of one or more bouncers suggests that the venue is not safe to be in.

It’s one thing for busy clubs and bars in the centre of a city to take precautions, but when it comes to restaurants, whilst security should always be paramount, a number of potential guests, especially and not surprisingly those who are older, could well be discouraged from visiting a restaurant that blatantly has security.

In theory, anywhere that employs a bouncer should ensure that they are ‘fit for purpose’ and this means that there should be a criminal records check to ensure that they don’t have any ‘skeletons’ which suggest that they have violent tendencies or a significant record.

There should be a proper policy and procedure in place in order to ensure that they are able to react in accordance with the law and

their employer’s wishes in the event that a problem, arises.

Training is a must and if they are being hired from an external security company then the venue owners should ensure that they have the same sort of rules in place.

In all fairness, it’s invariably the customers who start the trouble and in many cases, it is the security people who have to try to resolve the problem without causing injury to other customers or indeed themselves, although from time to time, they can get somewhat out of hand.

According to CBS News, a number of the reported 2,000 bouncers in Madrid are being invited to attend a course created by the

Madrid regional government and an association of club owners to learn how to be both kind and tolerant, yet carry out their jobs efficiently.

The voluntary course also teaches about anger management, civil rights, fire safety procedures and dealing with alcohol poisoning and drug overdoses so is a definite

step in the right direction.

On the other hand, there are without doubt a number of bouncers who are part of organised crime rings who are working in order to sell drugs to the many young who visit nightclubs in particular.

Even the Spanish National Association of Professional Doormen

accepts in the same article that “There are thugs. There are mafias and the violence comes from these same people.”

A properly trained bouncer’s strength and commanding presence should not be the first line of defence and if trained properly should remain calm under stress and always stay unemotional and place the safety of their customers in the forefront of all that they do.

The whole concept of security guards has exploded in Spain with a recent article in The Sun suggesting that at least one hotel is now employing guards to protect the sun beds around the pool in order ensure that there are no scuffles between holidaymakers over who is entitled to which bed.

It goes a step further with luxury stores following the lead of other European countries by having designer attired security personnel to keep an eye out for potential shop lifters, whilst some supermarkets operate their own uniformed security forces and in shopping centres it is not unusual to see security personnel armed with long truncheons.

So, what started out as a simple comparison between Bouncers and Greeters has escalated into a much longer observation on the fact that the world of ‘Big Brother’ with its many types of security officer adding to the presence of the Guardia Civil, National Police, Local Police and other government employed security officers as well as the ever­growing CCTV surveillance.

We can all decide whether we want to go to a bar, club or restaurant which employs bouncers, but with the problems currently caused by the cost of living crisis turning more people into potential law breakers, the world of security and observation simply keeps expanding.

Smith GROUCHO MARX

Bouncers can be intimidating but also protect.

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“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” Groucho Marx

BUSINESS EXTRA

BBB losses

THE state­owned British Business Bank (BBB), reported an annual pre ­ tax loss of more than £147 million (€169.15 million). The economic development bank made £1.6 billion (€1.84 billion) in funding agreements but said “wider economic problems” led to a drop in the value of businesses it invested in.

Freight mate

SPAIN’S rail operator Renfe chose Swiss shipping line MSC to take over 50 per cent of its Renfe Mercancias freight division, whose debts rose to €38 million in 2022. MSC’s logistics division Medlog and its Medway railway company will be responsible for the operation which first needs the Spanish government’s authorisation.

Food not fuel

MORRISONS does not intend to abandon plans to sell off its fuel forecourts despite the UK government’s decision to postpone its ban on new petrol and diesel car sales until 2035. Although the fuel retailing attracted customers, the supermarket chain intends to concentrate on food sales and manufacturing, sources said.

Czech-in

INFRASTRUCTURE multinational Ferrovial, which controversially moved its headquarters from Spain to the Netherlands earlier this year, intends to consolidate its presence in Central Europe. It now hopes to create a consortium to bid for the €1.35 billion contract to build and manage the Czech Republic’s D35 motorway.

Drink up

PROFITS for AG Barr, famous as the Irn Bru manufacturer, reported half ­ year profits between February and July 30 which climbed 12.6 per cent to a pre­tax £27.8 million (€31.9 million). Sales rose thanks to recent takeovers and a rise in the demand for soft drinks, AG Barr sources explained.

STAT OF WEEK €5.1 billion

More UK Airbus jobs

Linda Hall

AIRBUS plans to create another 1,100 jobs in the UK specialising in cyber security, software engineering, cryogenics and robotics.

The world’s largest aircraft manufacturer, its HQ in Leiden (Netherlands), currently employs 134,000 people worldwide. Of these, 11,500 work in the UK where Airbus manufactures wings for all its aircraft. The principal Airbus factories are located in Filton, near Bristol, and Broughton (North Wales) as well as an aerospace plant in Portsmouth.

At present the total UK workforce still has not re­

turned to the 14,000 employed in 2019, before Covid grounded practically all flights and the company had to cut jobs worldwide.

Despite the newly­created UK posts for engineers, graduates and apprentices, staff numbers will remain below

DEOLEO has announced losses of €9.7 million during the first six months of 2023 owing to soaring olive oil prices.

In contrast, the company reported net profits of €5.5 million between January and the end of June in 2022.

Spain produces more than half of the world’s entire olive oil supply and Deoleo, which is the world’s largest branded olive oil company, attributed the dip to their products’ higher prices. Supermarket chains’ own­label oil had eaten into their own market share, sources said.

The company, which owns household names Carbonell and Hojiblanca as well as the Koipe sunflower oil label, saw a 21.9 per cent fall in the sales, compared with the same period last

On-off deal

FROZEN seafood company Nueva Pescanova cut redundances at its Madrid and Chapela (Pontevedra) installations from 100 to 81. The company, 97.8 per cent owned by Abanca, reported €53 million losses for the year ending in March and has been negotiating for months the sale of an 80 per cent stake to the Canadian seafood giant Cooke. Talks have stalled although Nueva Pescanova said these would resume in September. Meanwhile, a spokesman rejected rumours that a large cash shortage and financial mismanagement threatened the deal, which Cooke reduced from €150 to €100 million plus a €200 million capital injection last July.

pre­pandemic levels.

A survey by Oxford Economics, an independent economic advisory firm, has concluded Airbus contributed £7bn (€8.05bn) to the UK economy in 2022, with its helicopter, aerospace and defence sectors providing

79,000 indirect jobs. The company spent £3.9bn (€4.5bn) on obtaining supplies from British companies and made £5.6bn (€6.4 bn) in UK sales last year.

Referring to the Oxford Economics report, Airbus UK’s chairman John Harrison said findings demonstrated Airbus was “good for jobs, good for growth, and good for the UK.”

Harrison pointed out that Airbus had “deep roots” in the UK supply chain and that its investments across England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland were creating long­term regional and local growth.

Carbonell sales slide

Turnover for the company, which has production plants in Italy as well as Spain, grew by 0.6 per cent to €400.95 million thanks to passing on part of the price increase to clients, but margins were still reduced. Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortisation (EBITDA) plummeted by 43 per cent between this January and the end of June to €12.7 million.

MARKS & SPENCER will begin selling Adidas and Sweaty Betty products in early October.

The retailer launched Brands at M&S in March 2021 after purchasing Jaeger, its first third ­ party label, in January that year.

The high street favourite will now offer 150 Adidas and Sweaty Betty items on The Sports Edit platform, in which it acquired a stake in 2022.

Expanding the M&S sports ranges was “just one of the ways we continue to become more relevant to clients’ lifestyles,” Brands director Nishi Mahajan said.

Aena grows

SPAIN’S publicly owned airports operator Aena will build a new terminal at Conghas airport in Sao Paulo (Brazil).

The airport, the country’s second busiest, should be completed by 2028, Aena said.

As well as Congonhas, Aena will take over the running of 10 smaller Brazilian airports in October and November after putting in a $479 million (€465 million) bid for the 30­year contract in August 2022.

year, Deoleo announced on September 25.

Shares in Deoleo, which has been 57 per cent owned by private equity firm CVC for the last 10 years, fell five per cent to 23 cents the same day.

Santander-EY split

SANTANDER and consultancy and accounting firm, Ernst & Young (EY), have parted ways in the UK.

This signals the termination of their contract and a multimillion refund following ‘failings’ in EY’s work on preventing financial crime and money­laundering, revealed sources quoted by the Financial Times Santander brought in EY when it found itself under scrutiny from British regulators, the sources added.

The work the company carried out was so allegedly so substandard that it found itself in a position where it had to offer the bank a refund of approximately £15 million (€17.2 million).

EY’s Santander mission, codenamed Project Morgan, “went badly wrong over an extended period” the Financial Times said, adding that it was unclear whether Santander would now carry out the work itself, or call on another firm.

“On the other hand, higher interest rates and the cost of renegotiating the company’s debt have had an impact of €8 million on financial services overheads during this period,” Deoleo said in its first half report.

Nissan ignores Sunak

NISSAN is continuing with plans to sell only electric vehicles (EVs) in Europe by 2030.

Despite PM Rishi Sunak’s intention of moving the UK deadline on new petrol and diesel vehicle sales from 2030 to 2035, the Japanese company said that all new models sold in Europe will be 100 per cent electric by the end of this decade.

Nissan, which employs 7,000 people in the UK is on the point of launching two new EVs in Europe. One will be a successor to the Micra, while another vehicle will be built via a £1 billion (€1.15 billion) project at its huge Sunderland plant.

The company, which already operates six airports in Brazil, revealed that in the meantime it has already invested €620 million in the new acquisitions.

Lower bills

WATER companies in England and Wales were ordered to lower bills and return £114 million (€131.2 million) to customers next year.

The annual report on the companies from the Water Services Regulation Authority, Ofwat, said that most water and wastewater firms had underperformed.

Fewer than 50 per cent met targets and progress had been “too slow” on leakages as well as sewage spills.

Thames Water, Southern Water and Welsh Water must return £101 million (€115.2), million), £43 million (€49.5 million) and £24 million (€27.6 million) respectively.

However, Severn Trent and United Utilities were authorised to hike bills after meeting targets.

plans set out by energy infrastructure company Enagas would distribute clean, green hydrogen to Spanish homes via a 3,800kilometre network of pipelines and storage centres.

AIRBUS: Wing Technology Centre in Filton (Bristol).

OLIVE OIL: Spain produces half the world’s supply.

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Euro

EUR/GBP: Up from £0.85 to £0.86

EUR/USD: Unchanged at $1.06

The euro faced resistance over the past month, primarily driven by a scaling back of European Central Bank (ECB) interest rate expectations. This was initially linked to comments from ECB policymaker Isabel Schnabel, as despite being one of the most hawkish members of the bank, she was noncommittal regarding future interest rate hikes.

A slew of underwhelming German data releases as well as a downwardly revised Eurozone GDP print kept the euro on the back foot as we entered September.

EUR exchange rates then faced notable losses in the wake of the ECB’s latest rate decision. While the bank’s decision to raise rates came as something of a surprise, the euro tumbled as its policy statement signalled borrowing costs had now peaked. Looking ahead, the euro may come under further pressure in the coming weeks if

CURRENCY OUTLOOK: EUROZONE KNOCKED BY ECB’S ‘DOVISH’ HIKE, US DOLLAR RALLIES TO MULTI-MONTH HIGHS

Eurozone data releases remain broadly downbeat.

Pound

GBP/EUR: Down from €1.16 to €1.15

GBP/USD: Down from $1.24 to $1.22

The Pound fluctuated through the last part of August. Sterling sentiment was initially knocked by a surprise contraction in the UK’s latest PMIs, before recovering thanks to rising Bank of England (BoE) interest rate expectations.

Sterling then faltered again at the start of September in response to comments from BoE Governor Andrew Bailey, in which he suggested UK inflation will fall ‘markedly’ by the end of the year, and that the bank is ‘nearer to the top of the [tightening] cycle’.

Some lacklustre UK data, including a mixed jobs report and a worrying slump in UK GDP keep the pressure on the pound in mid-September as they gave rise to fresh recession fears.

Sterling then slid to multi-month lows in the wake of the BoE’s latest in-

terest rate decision as the bank opted to hit pause for the first time in almost two years.

While the BoE left the door open to raising rates again in the future, it made it clear this will be highly data driven. As a result, GBP investors will be keeping a close on upcoming economic releases. If there is further sign that the UK economy is stalling Sterling will be vulnerable to additional losses.

US Dollar

USD/GBP: Up from $0.80 to $0.81

USD/EUR: Up from €0.93 to €0.94

The US dollar trended broadly higher over the past four weeks, with demand for the currency being underpinned by Federal Reserve interest rate expectations and notable demand for safe-haven assets.

Before this however, the ‘greenback’ suffered a short-lived selloff at the end of August as domestic labour statistics suggested the US job market is slowing. At the start of September USD demand was strengthened by a souring market mood as disappointing Chinese data and a spike in oil prices

rattled investors.

This upside was reinforced in the following week as upbeat US economic releases stoked Fed rate hike bets.

The US dollar was then propelled to new multi-month highs in the wake of the Fed’s latest interest rate decision. While the US central bank kept interest rates on hold it left the door open to one more rate hike in 2023 and signalled it would cut rates at a slower pace than previously expected in 2024.

With the Fed apparently committed to at least one more rate hike this year it’s likely the US dollar will maintain a positive trajectory in the weeks ahead of its next meeting on 1 November. At the same time an increasingly pessimistic outlook for the global economy is also likely to be supportive of USD exchange rates.

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EURO: Faced resistance over the past month.

I believe in diversity

LEAPY LEE SAYS IT

OTHERS THINK IT

I TRULY do believe in diversity. The peaceful co-existence of different creeds, cultures, colours and religions, is to me a forgone conclusion. One day our planet will simply have no choice but to blend all humans into that great big melting plot Madeline Bell and the glorious Blue Mink sang bout in the peace loving 60s (recording now banned by the media!). But not in the way the woke affiliates of the utterly deluded, or deviously intentioned organisations are trying to attain it.

Their dubious efforts are all much too hurried and belligerent and subsequently having a reverse effect. It stands to reason. If 85 per cent of the population is white, you can’t flood often ridiculous propaganda through the public media proclaiming that all members of the population are living together in a wonderful, equally harmonious integrated existence - It’s simply not true. What is actually transpiring is that even those of the in-

digenous majority, who were earlier full of encouragement and a firm belief that the future lay in the blending of our different nationalities and backgrounds, are now watching these disproportionate activities with increasing incredibility.

More and more ads are being dominated by black actors, often cast in senior positions giving advice to somewhat subservient appearing white performers. Discussion programmes and news sections consistently feature black interviewees and often include a large influx of nonwhite presenters featuring subjects undermining UK activities. And all brought into their living rooms daily.

These viewers are subsequently going out into their real world and realising this is not the true position at all. Consequently derision, and in some cases growing anger, is increasing daily. Asian and black ‘No go’ areas are expanding rapidly. Gangs of armed black youths are out roaming streets. This last outrage, the murder of the 15-year-old, has only hit the headlines because the tragic victim was a young pupil on her way to school; what she did in her spare time we will of course never be told.

AUTUMN LOOKING GOOD OUR VIEW

There have in fact been 15 teenagers (two white), already stabbed to death this year, in London alone! These crimes of violence, which used to make the front page, are now controlled by these silent leftie propaganda policies and barely breaking news on page four! No wonder the ridiculous woke inspired plot is crumbling. The whole country is falling apart and the majorities are not allowed to mention their disapproval because they run the risk of being accused of racism.

A highly publicised survey carried out last week reported a large percentage of the black minority were not happy with the way they were treated by the white society. One young lady stated that she was always aware of the white reaction to her colour when she applied for a job. No accusations of reverse racism you notice.

What it does reveal however is that the policies of the left are completely misconstrued, misguided and actually having a completely damaging effect on UK’s culture and future existence.

Keep the faith.

Love Leapy leapylee2002@hotmail.com

TRADITIONALLY much of the Spanish tourist industry closes down for the autumn but latest figures suggest that even if that is the case, those that remain open could be in for a bumper quarter.

There is a thriving ice cream parlour in the Marbella suburb of San Pedro that only opens from Easter until the end of September and the owners simply enjoy a very long break having made enough money in the summer to see them through the ‘colder’ months. Many hotels are the same, although with the National Government and local Tourist Offices promoting ‘out of season’ holidays there is generally a growing demand for accommodation and this is helped in no small way by the Imserso pensioners holidays sponsored by the government.

Even if the actual number of visitors in the autumn is less than in the summer, those establishments that do stay open could find themselves doing very well as numbers of visitors swell and fewer places are open to cater for them. Tourism continues to be a very important contributor to the Spanish economy, not just because of the taxes that are raised but by the fact that more tourists means more staff staying in employment, thus reducing the burden of social services.

The only fear that one must have is that those supplying beds, sustenance, travel and entertainment need to be very careful about pricing, because with the increasing cost of living many tourists are more than ever looking to obtain value for money and won’t hesitate to look elsewhere if they feel they are being taken advantage of.

We must hope that the growth in the number of visitors in October continues for the benefit of the economy.

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THE recent decision by the Welsh Government to impose a 20mph speed limit in built up areas has come in for a great deal of criticism within Wales and readers of Euro Weekly News were quick in coming forward with their views on the matter.

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has reacted quickly at the latest Conservative Party Conference and has indicated that government policy will make it more difficult for such speed limits to be introduced as a blanket measure as well as cracking down on the imposition of Ultra Low Emission Zones (ULEZ) although it seems as if the Greater London ULEZ could well damage Labour’s election hopes in the south.

Implementing a 20mph speed limit can have several potential benefits. It may enhance road safety, particularly in residential areas and areas with high pedestrian or cyclist activity. Lower speeds generally reduce the severity of accidents and increase the chances of survival for pedestrians in case of collisions.

J Aitken

Some critics may argue that such limits might inconvenience drivers and could lead to increased traffic congestion. Public opinion on these initiatives often varies, with some supporting the focus on safety and others expressing concerns about practicality. These things never suit everyone.

V Green

Agree, goes hand in hand with other rights as a biped being removed, ie free speech. Everything is on its head with no logic applied, all political narrative. A vehicle at 20 will generate more energy pollution as carbon, noise and heat. Logic, schools and limited other roads yes, but not blanket, the percentage of tragedy is low, there but low. What are we trying to do reduce it to zero, another illogical zero policy, the few impacting the many.

D Hurford

Cars aren’t made to be driven at 20mph, this is just more Agenda 2030 bull designed to remove our freedoms. Have you heard about places in the US where they are banning meat, dairy and new clothes? Come on people, we need to stop this crap before it starts. I’d like to see the UN, World Economic Forum and all l those other idiotic psycho-

pathic organisation disbanded. Who the hell do they think they are? We didn’t vote for you and your agendas, you know where you can stick them!

N Yianni

Licence Exchange

I would like to give an account of the exchange of UK driving licence to Spanish , how Tráfico have rendered thousands that handed in their UK licence to them ! Now we are without any licence, unable to drive for months !! Possibly until January!! UK licence was supposed to be EXCHANGED for Spanish or at least a temporary Spanish licence. That has not been done. I got all relevant docs plus UK licence to my solicitor by May 9, had receipt for all docs from Tráfico May 24. Have had no temp licence in return four months ago, still no licence. I’m 75, live alone, hence my car is my lifeline! I am still not allowed to drive and they tell me it could be many months before they respond!! So wish I hadn’t taken up residency! Please print this, I bet thousands of people are in the same situation. Thank you in anticipation.

Marlene Raybould

Fighting depopulation

The lack of goverment grants is a big factor in detering population of declining village numbers, IVA attached to basic repairs like roofs and water supplies are putting people off. I have witnessed people turning up to view properties and walking away when the basic repairs + IVA attached is offputting. Italy came up with a scheme to prevent small villages from being ghost towns and if the Spanish government wish to avoid the same, then a radical rethink is long overdue?

Mark

TREACHEROUS ENGLISH

ONCE you know the rules, the languages of Spanish, Italian and German are logical in their spelling and pronunciation. French does have rules but they are inconsistent and complicated, whereas in English there are no rules at all.

There are hundreds of words used with two or more entirely different meanings. Stress, state, strike, stamp, stole, still, staff, stem, stuff, stern, stool, stick. And these are just a dozen of many examples beginning with ST….

We also have many cases where two words have the same pronunciation but different spellings and meanings. Stair/stare, steal/steel, sole/soul, son/sun, sail/sale, seam/seem, soar/sore (and saw). The words paw, poor, pore and pour are pronounced more or less the same, as are pair, pare and pear.

Others have the same spelling but the stress changes to give a different meaning, as in ‘entrance’ and ‘content’. And the stress changes from interval to internment to interrupt.

Imagine English dictation going wrong: It was a bit Chile and I was suffering from Qatar. He had his Korea to think about, so I just wrote him a Czech. It was a close Finnish (almost a Thai) but Iran faster. Her baby Wales every time she feels Hungary. My hands were covered in Greece.

The letter R has a different sound in all five major European languages. R is especially difficult for the Japanese, most of whom cannot pronounce the letter L at all. Cockneys cannot manage the sound TH, using F for the soft

SERVING UP ALL THE WRONG INGREDIENTS

NORA JOHNSON BREAKING VIEWS

BACK in the UK recently I noticed there’s currently a trend among chefs for glib brevity with menus. A kind of adjective­free minimalism like this: “Beef, potato, leaves, ferment.” It feels like every restaurant in London with culinary pretensions describes dishes as a list of ingredients. A narcissistic and unhelpful trend that’s utterly played­out. The die was cast when things started costing 3.5 or 12. Hmm!

Words are helpful. Pictures, too. The realistic, plastic representations of dishes even more so, especially in foreign countries (like Japan) when neither traditional dishes are known, or ways of cooking.

I don’t suppose Leonardo da Vinci was

ever asked to pitch ‘Mona Lisa’ on a sheet of A4 but, if he had been, he wouldn’t have typed ‘Paint. Woman. Smile’.

Imagine if marketing/promotional stuff for movies was like this: 1. America. Italian Family. Father. Son. Horse’s Head. 2. Young Boy. Lost Alien. Returns Home. 3. Pink. Gosling. Ryan.

Or, describing politicians: Ex­President USA. Insurrection. Indictment. Guilty? Prison? Nearer home: 1. PM. Multi ­ millionaire. Small boats. On the Ropes.

2. Ex­PM. Lockdown­Busting Parties. Wallpaper. Lies.

3. Ex ­ PM. Referendum. Brexit. Shame.

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(‘through’ becomes ‘froo’) and V for the hard (‘weather’ becomes ‘wevvah’). And how does ‘nothing last month’ become ‘nuffink lars mumpf’? Likewise, most Northerners pronounce the word ‘but’ to rhyme with ‘put’ ­ with a silent T.

I sometimes wonder whether English is taught in English schools any more. I do know that today professional journalists, broadcasters and editors (let alone social media addicts) increasingly commit basic errors. It’s even worse in readers’ letters and advertisements. I

also know that, at school in the late 40s and the 50s, I was encouraged to understand my own language by learning grammar, vocabulary, spelling, pronunciation and punctation. This meant understanding the parts of speech and being familiarised with declensions, conjugations, cases, tenses, moods, active and passive voices, relative clauses, word order ….

Schooling was backed up by the availability of well ­ written novels, mature journalism and literate presenters on radio and television. There was, of course, no google; no Wikipedia; no social media platforms.

I suppose, if people understand each other, the main purpose of a language, ie as a means of communication, is fulfilled. But what about its artistic beauty ­ not only in great literature and speeches, but also in expressing oneself clearly in everyday conversation.

Otherwise, it’s just another example of ‘can’t be bovvered’. Innit? I’m like: ‘We need to respect it and stuff’. I don’t do shoddy. Know wha’ I mean?

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In English we can pare a pair of pears or pour a drink while we pore over a poor review.

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PET psychics have long been a subject of fascination, prompting an equal mix of skepticism and curiosity. It’s a topic that divides opinion, with some pet owners swearing by the insights offered, and others dismissing it as mere pseudoscience. So, what exactly is a pet psychic, and is there any legitimacy to the practice?

Pet psychics, or animal communicators as they are sometimes called, claim to possess a heightened sensitivity that allows them to tune into the thoughts and feelings of animals. Proponents argue that these individuals can help resolve behavioural issues, locate lost pets, and even facilitate communication between deceased pets and their owners.

While there’s scant scientific evidence to validate these claims, anecdotal accounts are

The urban jungle

HOMES tailored for tails. In bustling city centres, the traditional concept of home is being reimagined, especially for our four ­ legged family members.

As urban areas become denser, innovators are crafting spaces that harmonise with pet needs, ensuring that Fluffy and Rover don’t just live but thrive. From specially designed pet nooks in modern apartments to shared green spaces for dogs to romp in, the urban environment is adapting. Balconies are being transformed into cat­safe

zones, and living rooms are now featuring built­in play areas.

The focus? Comfort, safety, and enrichment. The driving force behind this change is our deepening bond with pets. City dwellers recognise that our companions, just like us, require their own sanctuaries.

So, amidst the steel and concrete of the city, petfriendly oases are blossoming. These new designs not only enhance our pets’ lives but also deepen our shared experiences, making city living a joy for all inhabitants.

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plentiful. Many pet owners report noticeable changes in their pets’ behaviour after consulting a pet psychic, attributing newfound peace or happiness to the experience.

Still, critics argue that the practice relies heavily on the power of suggestion, exploiting emotional attachment to pets for financial gain.

If you’re considering consulting a pet psychic, it’s crucial to approach it with an open mind but a

discerning eye.

Do your research, read reviews, and perhaps start with a less costly session to gauge its effectiveness for you and your pet.

The world of pet psychics continues to be a subject of debate. Whether you believe it to be insightful or incredulous, it undeniably adds a layer of intrigue to our ever ­ evolving understanding of human ­ animal relationships.

Pets join the meal

A NEW trend is taking place in Spain’s cafes and restaurants in many busy cities. More and more places are not just allowing pets in; they’re making them a big part of the dining fun.

Everyone knows about tapas, those tasty little dishes Spain is famous for. Now, imagine something like that, but for pets! Yes, some cafes are offering small treats just for dogs and cats.

So, while you enjoy your meal, your furry friend can have their own special

snack. Many of these places have outdoor areas where pets can sit comfortably.

They have water bowls and spots for pets to chill out. Some even have special menus just for dogs and cats, with things like pet ­ friendly ice creams. This new trend shows just how much Spain loves its pets. Eating out is a big deal for many people, and now, our pets can enjoy it too. Itos all about sharing good times and good food with those we love, furry friends included.

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