Axarquia 25 April – 1 May 2024 Issue 2025

Community connections

Catherine McGeer

LUX MUNDI Ecumenical

Centre in Torre del Mar presents a vibrant lineup of events for May and June, offering a range of activities and excursions for the community.

Regular activities include Spanish practice groups on Wednesdays and Fridays from 10am to 1pm, along with art, crochet, and craft sessions every Wednesday from 10am to 1pm. The centre’s shop features a selection of Autumn/Winter clothes at affordable prices, open on Wednesdays and Fridays from 11am to 1pm.

Every Thursday they host Spanglish: General conversation between Spanish and English friends from 4.30pm to 5.30pm. Every Friday they host a coffee morning. Come and meet friends and relax in their beautiful garden from 11am to 1pm.

Notable events include

ALMIJARA Residence, a distinguished boutique Pueblo Blanco B&B nestled in Competa celebrates a significant achievement in the world of hospitality. Five years after its initial recognition by the Travel and Hospitality Awards, the esteemed establishment has clinched the prestigious Europe Award for Excellence in Service for Andalucia in 2024.

The Travel & Hospitality Awards serves as a global platform honouring remarkable businesses in the travel industry, including hotels, tour operators, spa and wellness facilities, and more.

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a talk on navigating electricity bills by Energy Lab on May 10, and a coach excursion to Gaucin on May 14, featuring a visit to Quesos Sierra Crestillina for wine and cheese tasting, followed by an

exploration of Gaucin’s artistic community.

Looking ahead, the centre plans a Taize Prayer session on May 31 and a special excursion to Ronda for the Romántica celebration from June 7 to 9.

For further information and bookings, contact Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre at Avda. Moscatel 1, Torre del Mar, or reach out via: Tel. 952 543 334 E-mail: luxmundi@ lux-mundi.org.

Award-winning B&B

Award recipients are meticulously selected based on a thorough review of customer feedback

and proprietary entry data. The nominees undergo rigorous evaluation and comparison on a

regional scale by a panel of expert judges. Almijara Residence’s latest accolade highlights its unwavering commitment to delivering unparalleled service and guest satisfaction, cementing its status as an example of excellence in the hospitality landscape.

Residents Day

ON Sunday, April 28, Nerja’s Plaza de España will be bustling with the 22nd Resident’s Day event. The event, aimed at encouraging a community atmosphere among the town’s diverse international residents, was announced by Resident Delegate councillor Ana María Muñoz.

Kicking off at noon with a concert by the Nerja Music Band, the day will feature performances by groups and artists from various countries until 5pm. Over 20 stands representing different foreign associations and collectives in the town will be present.

Muñoz hinted at a surprise tribute to a yet-to-be-revealed resident association known for their significant contributions to Nerja. The event, hosted by Paula Anthony, extends an open invitation to locals, tourists, and visitors to join in the festivities at Plaza de España on Sunday, April 28.

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A multicultural celebration in Nerja.

Image: Nerja Town Hall

Competa’s Almijara Residence shines.

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Frigiliana Crosses

FRIGILIANA gears up to commemorate Cross Day on May 3 from 4.30pm. It promises to be an enchanting evening filled with music, dance, and cultural heritage. The event features performances by the Frigiliana Choirs and Dances, as well as the Frigiliana Music Band. Adding to the excitement, the El Borge Verdiales Troupe will make a special appearance.

Moreover, the University Folk band will grace the celebration with their melodious tunes. You will also get the chance to try some free local food and Moscatel wine. It’s a chance to experience Frigiliana’s traditions and feel the lively community spirit.

In Spain, Cross Day (Día de la Cruz) is a celebration that takes place on May 3 throughout the country. It is a religious and cultural festival that honours the Christian cross.

Communities across Spain, particularly in Andalucia and other southern regions, mark the occasion with various festivities, including decorating crosses with flowers, holding processions, and hosting music and dance performances. The celebration often combines religious traditions with lively cultural events, offering locals and visitors a chance to participate in vibrant traditions and enjoy community gatherings.

Grace Meredith

IN a remarkably productive day for environmental conservation, CMR Rincon de la Victoria, Young Explorers, and Mapfre Volunteers joined forces to conduct a thorough cleanup of Totalan Stream, from its banks to the outskirts of Totalan. Every bit of trash collected contributes to protecting the environment and they collected over 130kg of rubbish.

But that’s not all, efforts were also made to create a welcoming home for some beloved creatures. A significant number of lizard shelters, bird nest boxes, and insect hotels were crafted. These structures will provide shelter and security for the local biodiversity.

For Earth Day, they celebrated with tangible actions demonstrating their commitment to caring for the planet. Every small effort counts, and by working together like these local groups everyone can make a difference. The CMR is an environmental and educational association based in Rincon de la Victoria. Together with its sister project - Young Explorers - it forms a leading entity for all nature and research enthusiasts.

Earth Day

Celebrating Earth’s champions.

Gourmet Salon

THE renowned Gourmet Salon 2024, a globally significant fair dedicated exclusively to gastronomic products, took place from April 22 to 25 at the Ifema fairgrounds in Madrid, celebrating the 37th year of the event. This year, the spotlight fell on the Axarquia region as the Consortium representing the towns of Axarquia and APTA promoted their trademark, ‘Axarquia, Medi-

Celebrating Axarquía’s culinary heritage.

Jorge Martín, President of the Consortium, em-

phasised the aim for all 31 towns to be associated with this gastronomic legacy, highlighting its role as a vital economic driver.

According to Martín, agriculture, through gastronomy, has emerged as a growing tourism sector.

Meanwhile, Jesús Pérez Atencia, Vice President of Tourism for the Axarquia Consortium, reiterated their dedication to promoting the ‘Axarquia, Mediterranean Diet’ brand, focusing on local treasures like fish from Caleta Port, subtropical fruits, olive oil, and raisins. During the event, they held live gastronomic presentations and a video promoting the destination, alongside collaborations with renowned chefs and wineries. With past accolades under their belt, including Chef Pablo Vega’s recognition as the Best Chef at the 2023 Gourmet Salon, Axarquia’s presence was an unforgettable culinary experience at this year’s event.

Image: CMR Rincón de la Victoria

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Salsa classes

EVERY Thursday at The Circles in Nerja from 7pm until 9pm Miguel Angel Wiede hosts free Bachata and Salsa classes for those who want to learn.

Flamenco

EL RINCON DEL ARTE in Torrox is hosting a Flamenco show on April 27 at 9.30pm for tickets see giglon.com or call 615 441 449/ 645 386 408.

Beach yoga

EVERY Wednesday at 10am enjoy yoga on the beach and brunch and on Tuesday evening sunset yoga at 7.15pm on Torrox Costa with Yoga Vidya. For registration and info WhatsApp 644 597 353.

Irish choir

ON May 11 a top choir from Ireland will be performing along with the Competa Choir at the Iglesia de Nuestra Señora de la Asuncion on Plaza Almijara in Competa at 6pm. Entrance is free but with a donations for charity.

Walking footie

TRY walking football on Sundays from 8.45-10.30 and Thursdays from 6-7pm at San Roque Stadium, Torrox Pueblo. For people aged 50+ and 60+ contact 711 006 992.

Canillas de Aceituno

CANILLAS DE ACEITUNO is a charming village, steeped in history and surrounded by natural beauty, o ering a serene escape for travellers seeking authenticity and tranquillity. Wandering through Canillas de Aceituno is like stepping back in time. Cobblestone streets wind their way past whitewashed houses decorated with vibrant bougainvillea, while the iconic Church of Nuestra Señora del Rosario stands as a testament to the village’s rich heritage.

Nature enthusiasts will enjoy the nearby Sierra Tejeda and Almijara Natural Park, where hiking trails lead to hidden waterfalls and panoramic viewpoints. Lake Viñuela invites visitors to

Day of Morcilla

OVER the weekend of April 27 and 28, the annual celebration of the Day of Morcilla in Canillas de Aceituno will take place. The event kicks o on Saturday with live music and a morcilla tasting. Then on Sunday, April 28, they will begin the day with a mass honouring the patron saint, la Virgen de la Cabeza, followed by a procession through the streets at 12.30pm.

Morcilla, a type of blood sausage that people often compare to black pudding, takes centre stage during the festivities. Made according to the

town’s traditional recipe, which includes onions, this delicacy has been passed down through generations. Visitors can indulge in a tasting experience of this local specialty, accompanied by beer and wine from the region at 2.15pm, for a nominal fee of €1. All proceeds will bene t the charitable organisation Asociación Esperanza.

The celebration recognised as a Tourist Singular Event, promises live music, DJs, and a vibrant atmosphere throughout the weekend. For more details, visit canillasdeaceituno.es.

Best trails

CANILLAS DE ACEITUNO boasts some of the region’s most captivating hiking trails. O ering a perfect blend of natural beauty and adventure, these trails cater to hikers of all levels.

One standout trail is the route to La Maroma, the highest peak in the Sierra Tejeda range. This challenging trek rewards hikers with breathtaking panoramic views of the surrounding mountains and the sparkling Mediterranean Sea.

For a more leisurely stroll, the path to the Salto del Caballo waterfall is an excellent choice. Along the way, hikers can admire the lush vegetation and listen to the soothing sound of cascading water, nishing with a stunning waterfall vista.

The Sendero de la Cruz del Monte trail provides a cultural and historical experience, leading hikers past ancient ruins and panoramic viewpoints overlooking the village and surrounding countryside.

Whichever trail you choose, hiking in Canillas de Aceituno promises an unforgettable journey through some of Andalucia’s most spectacular scenery.

Hanging Bridge

THE Hanging Bridge of El Saltillo, towering at 78 metres, spans across the Almanchares River, linking the towns of Canillas de Aceituno and Sedella in the Axarquia region.

unwind on its shores, o ering opportunities for boating, shing, and picnicking in the middle of olive groves and almond orchards.

The culinary scene in Canillas de Aceituno is a feast for the senses, with local taverns serving up traditional Andalucian food alongside homemade pastries and desserts. Festivals and celebrations throughout the year add to the village’s charm, o ering glimpses into its vibrant culture and traditions.

For those seeking an authentic Spanish experience o the beaten path, this hidden oasis is the one for you.

Forming part of the Grand Path of Malaga, this bridge boasts a total length of 745 kilometres, divided into 35 stages. It serves as a crucial link to both the Mozarabic Way of St James (GR 245) and the European Long Distance Route (GR–92 E-12), finishing in Greece.

Offering breathtaking views, the bridge attracts adventurers keen on a 15-kilometre hike from Canillas de Aceituno to Sedella.

The trail, rated as medium to high difficulty, promises an exhilarating experience among the scenic landscapes. For the daring, the journey across this remarkable structure promises both thrills and unforgettable memories.

This is not advised for people with vertigo.

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Grace Meredith RESIDENTS along the eastern coast of Axarquia, particularly in Torrox Costa, were startled recently by the thunderous roar of two F-18 fighter jets engaged in training manoeuvres.

The Ministry of Defence has clari fied that this incident is unrelated to the conflict in the Middle East, despite the social media uproar caused by images and videos of the planes.

se that startled the local residents. Defence Ministry sources in Malaga characterised the passage of these military aircraft, originating from Zaragoza Air Base, as ‘routine movements for pilot training and instruc-

TORROX Town Hall and the Commerce Department, supported by the Provincial Council of Malaga, are delighted to invite you to the exclusive ‘Cata Junto al Mar’ (Tasting by the Sea).

Set against the picturesque backdrop of Torrox Costa’s Balcón Mirador on May 1 at 12pm, this event promises a unique opportunity to savour the flavours of Malaga in an unparalleled setting.

Interestingly, one of the pilots involved in the flyby was local resident Jorge Rico, with some of his neighbours even informed in advance to capture the manoeuvres on their mobile phones near the Torrox Costa Lighthouse.

The two F-18 jets, belonging to the Spanish Air Force, zoomed low over Axarquia’s coast at high speed, causing a loud noi-

Adding to the spectacle, a large military vehicle was briefly spotted near the Torrox highway exit, identified as a Medium Wheeled Armoured Vehicle (BMR). Defence Ministry sources in the province reiterated that such sightings are part of routine military movements.

Exclusively for adults aged 18 and above, attendees must obtain a free ticket available now at various locations including the Torrox Costa Multipurpose Building, the Mayor’s Office, and the El Morche Deputy Mayor’s Office. Don’t forget to bring your ID when collecting your ticket!

Join in for an unforgettable experience of fine wines, local delicacies, and the refreshing ambiance of Torrox, boasting Europe’s best climate. Don’t miss out on this magnificent event.

AT the mouth of the Velez River lies a unique environmental sanctuary in Velez-Malaga, where birds find refuge and home. Hugo Salvador, president of Birdwatching Axarquia, has created a project titled ‘Silence, Life Breeds.’ Aimed at safeguarding bird breeding and protecting this fragile ecosystem, the campaign installs informational signs to raise awareness about the importance of conserving this natural haven.

have lowered water levels, directly impacting suitable habitats for birds and other wildlife. This also increases vulnerability to human intrusion, disrupting the peace necessary for bird reproduction. Agricultural waste further contaminates the wetland, exacerbating the challenges faced by this natural sanctuary.

Despite obstacles, local communities and interested groups have enthusiastically

tion and the persistence of harmful practices hinder wetland protection efforts.

Unusual climatic conditions and human traffic have led to an atypical migration season, with notably reduced bird presence compared to previous years. Species like the three-toed sandpipers, accustomed to stopovers in this area during their journey, have been particularly scarce this year.

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skies come alive

Open-air museum Axarquia pools

Catherine McGeer

BENAGALBON gears up to kick off its 45th Cultural Week, promising an immersive experience from April 26 to May 5. Nearly 40 activities will take place on the streets of this picturesque town, transforming it into a vibrant open-air museum.

The mayor of Rincon de la Victoria, Francisco Salado, alongside Culture councillor Paz Couto, Rafael Valentín López from Fundación Unicaja’s Plastic Arts department, and the organising committee, unveiled the event’s poster and schedule.

Among the highlights is the 21st Outdoor Youth Painting Contest Paco Alonso-Fundación Unicaja on April 27, encouraging young artistic talent in the town’s streets.

Musical events, including the Young Performers Concert and the Benalrock Music Festival, add to the week’s attractions. Cristóbal León’s winning artwork from last year’s Young Art Painting Contest decorates this year’s poster. For the full programme, visit the town hall website and social media channels. Benagalbon awaits, ready to showcase its rich culture to the world.

AS the scorching summer looms a question mark still hangs over the pool predicament in the Axarquia region. With the somewhat replenished reservoirs, the Andalucian government decided community pools could be filled. However, private pools were excluded, leaving the decision in the hands of each local town. President Juanma Moreno emphasised that it’s up to them to decide what they want to do as long as they adhere to the 200 litres of water daily limit per person.

When discussing this issue the pool per capita data was revealed and the Axarquia region has been highlighted as a pool-dense region. On average Axarquia has one pool for every three residents and is the area in the province of Malaga with the most pools. The towns that ranked

the highest in the Axarquia region were Arenas, Árchez and then Sedella.

Diving into debate.

Image: Rincon de la Victoria Town Hall.

CULTURAL WEEK: Where tradition meets creativity.

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Another SMS scam

Paul Edwards

SPAIN’S Internet User Security Office (OSI) has warned of an extension of a scam whereby certain people have received false emails claiming they are owed a refund on 2023

Chips outrage

The latest version is being sent to individual’s mobile phones by SMS with the promise that those receiving the message are entitled to a refund of €411. By clicking on any of the links contained in these messages, the user is redirected to a website where they are asked to enter their full name, credit or debit card number, expiration date, CVV and PIN.

simply block the sender and delete that message from your phone.

If you receive such a

If however you have already responded to the message and given the information that was requested, then there is still some hope and you should contact the Cybersecurity Help Line (visit https://espanadigital.gob. es/en/lines-action/ciberse curity-helplinet) to receive advice.

In addition, it is important that you preserve as much evidence as possible and report the scam to the police.

If you have any doubts, simply search the internet to ask for details of latest scams as plenty of sites exist to warn individuals of potential problems.

Keep alert for fake Spanish Tax Agency scams.

A 30-SECOND advert for Italian crisp brand ‘Amica Chips’ which was filmed in a church has been deemed blasphemous.

The association of Catholic television viewers asked Aiart (the Italian Television Broadcasters Association) to block it. According to the association, the video, “offends the religious sensibility of millions of practising Catholics.” In a press release published on its official website, Aiart then lodged a protest against the commercial made by Amica Chips.

What caused the controversy was not the version of the commercial that aired on TV, but rather the one on social media, posted on the company’s YouTube and Instagram channel.

The disputed advertisement shows a group of novice nuns, (with Schubert’s Ave Maria playing in the background), making their way to the altar of a convent church to receive communion. Instead of the host, however, one of the nuns has replaced them with crisps, which the priest distributes to the novices. Meanwhile, the same nun who swapped the host for chips eats them straight from the bag. The commercial is then accompanied by the slogan ‘Amica Chips the daily divine’.

Shortly after the Aiart protest the ad was censored on social media and the company resorted to the television version where the comparison between the crisp and the host is not so blatant. Since then however, Amica Chips has decided to remove it completely, although not before getting even more publicity than they could have imagined.

Patios of Cordoba

ANDALUCIAN patios are true jewels of Spanish architecture and culture, especially during the spring, when temperatures become warmer and plants begin to bloom. These courtyards become true oases of colour and fragrance which is why Cordoba organises a competition every year to choose the most beautiful one.

A total of 52 patios will open their doors for the Competition of Patios of Cordoba 2024, which include 23 patios of historic architecture, 20 modern ones and nine unique ones. The opening and closing times are 11am until 2pm and from 6pm to 10pm each day.

Admission is free and you will only have to wait in line to gain access. It is recommended to be there early in the morning to avoid crowds and the high temperatures that usually occur on these days.

Due to the dry and hot climate of Cordoba, the inhabitants of the city, adapted the typology of their houses centred around a courtyard, which normally had a fountain in the centre.

Since 1921, during the first fortnight of May, Cordoba Council has organised a competition, in which the owners of the patios decorate their homes with a multitude of flowers planted in flowerbeds and pots.

https://patios.cordoba.es

Celebrating King’s Day

King’s Day in Amsterdam.

MORE than 100 years of celebrating the changing faces of the Dutch monarchy, King’s Day approaches once again on April 27.

The Netherlands are charging up for one of the largest festivities in the country, celebrating the birthday of the reigning King, Willem-Alexander.

King’s Day is an unusually changing tradition, which was first celebrated on August 31, 1885, in honour of Princess Wilhelmina’s birthday, and was moved to April 30 after her daughter Juliana ascended to the throne.

Today, it celebrates the birthday of the current King of the Netherlands but the festivities last much longer than one day.

The pre-party; King’s Night, lights up the streets with live music and dancing, as well as some free festivals, including The Life I Live in The Hague or the Royal Dutch in Eindhoven.

On the King’s birthday, cities which have canals fill up with boats, where people dressed in orange; the Dutch national colour, party on usually the only functioning public transport throughout the festivity.

Flea markets and concerts are on just about every street corner across the country, and the royal family can often be spotted in public; strengthening the relationship between the royalty and the public through celebration.

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Immigrants refuse aid

YOU literally couldn’t make up a story about illegal immigrants in an overcrowded boat telling Belgian coastguards that they don’t want to be rescued until they get to the UK.

the people on the boat to turn back because the situation was too dangerous, but they had no intention of stopping.

Trains no longer run on time

THE cliché that the trains always run on time in Germany is no longer true.

The latest network status report for the state-owned Deutsche Bahn revealed crumbling infrastructure, with almost half the signal boxes in poor condition, leading to one-third of its trains running late.

New developments in train design, digitalisation and the stations of the future were presented on April 17 at the Kraftwerk events venue in in Berlin.

This was reported by Belgian TV station VRT News on the morning of Monday April 15 as no less than 57 men and women were spotted on a large dinghy in the North Sea.

As reported by VRT, Belgian Coastguard press officer Peter Van Camp explained that following reports to police of sightings of the boat, “The emergency services immediately set sail from the ports of Nieuwpoort and Ostend in an attempt to convince

“We talked to them, but we cannot force them to turn back. The boat is overcrowded, there are people sitting on the edge. If you intervene, the boat could capsize. Safety is the most important thing.”

For these reasons and the obvious determination of those on board, the authorities decided to escort the dinghy to British waters and to then hand over the rescue duties to the UK coastguard who they had previously alerted.

The use of AI technology is expected to streamline engineering works, particularly highlighted by the planned overhaul of the 78km stretch between Frankfurt and Mannheim scheduled for after the Euro 2024.

Enhancements are focused on improving passenger comfort. A new two-seater compartment with sliding privacy doors for example.

Belgian coastguard service escorted the immigrants.

Cheers!

SIXTY-NINE-YEAR-OLD

David Clarkson, originally from the UK but living in Australia for over 40 years, set a new record by visiting 120 pubs in just 24 hours.

David beat the previous record of 99 pubs, held by Australians Harry Kooros and Jake Loiterton.

He did this pub tour in Sydney, Australia.

David, a retired accountant from Lancashire, says his life revolves around “travel, drinking, and spreadsheets.”

He used his accounting skills to carefully plan his route using licensing data, tables, and Google Maps.

Driven by his love for exploring and the many interesting pubs in Sydney, David felt condent in taking on this challenge, citing his experience.

His journey started on Thursday, April 11, at midday, with a drink at the Captain Cook Hotel.

He walked to all 120 pubs on his list.

At each pub, David had to buy a drink and drink at least 125 ml of liquid.

He drank a total of 20 litres, mostly soft drinks and juices.

David had friends as witnesses at each pub, and sta signed his logbook.

Pete Fairbairn from Guinness World Records joined him at the start and end to verify his attempt.

David’s cheerful attitude caught the attention of other pub-goers, and he particularly enjoyed the speakeasy bars on Clarence Street.

He nished his journey the next day at the Sussex Garden Bar, less than a kilometre from where he started.

Pete reviewed the evidence and ocially declared David the record holder, marking the end of his impressive achievement.

From flush to fly!

WIZZ AIR has teamed up with a British company to look into using human waste to make fuel for planes.

They want to change the way we y.

The Hungarian airline is working with Fire y Green Fuels, a UK biofuel company, to gure out how to turn sewage waste into a type of fuel called sustainable aviation fuel (SAF).

Fire y Green Fuels has come up with a way to change waste from sewers into fuel that planes can use.

They plan to start supplying this fuel by 2028. Wizz Air’s UK division will get up to 525,000 tonnes of this fuel over 15 years.

mum of 50 per cent.

Although making SAF from human waste is better for the environment, it’s currently more expensive than regular jet fuel.

James Hygate, the CEO of Fire y, knows using waste is unusual, but he sees it as

a valuable resource.

Fire y is getting approval to use their system to fuel planes, and they’re con dent it will work. They plan to help supply a lot of SAF in the UK and hope this idea will catch on worldwide.

This new method uses waste to make SAF, which has a much smaller carbon footprint than regular jet fuel, about 70 per cent less. While it won’t fully replace normal fuel, planes can mix it with regular fuel without needing to change their engines, up to a maxi-

David Clarkson set a new record.

Image: Guinness World Records

Changing the way we fly.

Image: Wizz Air / Facebook.

AXARQUÍA - MÁLAGA EAST

Masquerade Ball

GET ready for a night of glamour and entertainment as the Royal British Legion Nerja branch announces its spectacular May Masquerade Ball 2024!

Taking place on Saturday, May 4, at The Caves Restaurant in Maro, this event promises an unforgettable evening of fun and festivities. The night will feature live performances by the talented Ricky Lavazza and Laura Elen, ensuring a lively atmosphere. Your ticket, priced at €50 for members and €55 for guests, includes a welcome drink, delectable canapes, and a sumptuous three-course meal with wine, and water to keep the celebration flowing.

With limited spaces available, booking is essential. Don’t miss out on this enchanting evening; secure your spot by contacting Kim Bowe at 711 077 576 or via email at kim_bowel@hotmail.com. Join us for a night of elegance and celebration!

Wonder why that is

LEAPY LEE SAYS IT

OTHERS THINK IT

THE problem with most of the woke brigade is that they are generally so far up their self-righteous soap boxes they categorically refuse to entertain the opinions of others. When arguments or discussions tend to veer away from their points of view, they are always the first to accuse their dissenters of right wing ideals or racism.

They then sit smugly back; fully aware that the discussion is now over and the onus is now on those that disagreed with their rhetoric to explain why they themselves are not racially motivated! It’s a clever ploy, designed to crush the freedom of speech and encouraged by many a political despot over the course of history. Well I don’t buy it, and categorically refuse to yet again waste this short narrative explaining my very strong views on the subject.

I believe in live and let live. As long as it causes no harm to others and doesn’t weaponise my points of view, frankly I really couldn’t care less how anyone

handles their current manifestation. I also have no problem with how people wish to be addressed. Tom, Dick Harry, Fem, Those, Them or Wottsit. It’s truly is all the same to me.

What I do care about however is reserving the right to also refer to myself as I choose. Being pressured to adapt to another individual’s views and opinions is what sticks in my craw. Unfortunately this is often the problem with disgruntled minorities.

Many of them suffer from insecurity or inferiority complexes. Consequently the more of us they can inveigle into embracing their philosophies, the more secure they feel (The mentality of cult!)

To achieve this they need to convince others to either join them or amend their own beliefs. Sooner or later however the majority begin to resent their often lam brained intrusions and demos and their actions begin to achieve the reverse effect. One of the real casualties in this whole diatribe of politically correct ‘uman rights is of course true common sense. I recall The University of Salford issuing a ‘subject matter’ warning for Dickens’

Oliver Twist; in case it causes ‘distress or anxiety’ among literature students. Some time ago, the University of Northampton also issued ‘alert warnings’ to their students about Orwell’s 1984, Dickens Great Expectations and, of all things - Bronte’s Jane Eyre! The University stated that, it has the responsibility to ‘prepare students for potentially sensitive topics of child abuse domestic violence or racial prejudice’. They probably don’t allow winners or losers either!

This is of course not all quite as ridiculous as it sounds. The more they relieve the young of responsibility, the easier they are to manipulate toward their nanny state ideals. Left wing political control is always hovering behind all this undemocratic PC rhetoric. And incidentally, shoving floral bouquets down the barrels of Chinese and Russia’s silos won’t work either! Just to conclude, it was recently announced that 400,000 people a year are leaving the UK.

Well now, I wonder why that is?

Keep the faith

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La Tamborrada

ON January 20 each year, its Patron Saint’s Day, the people of San Sebastian (also known in the Basque language as Donostia) celebrate La Tambo rrada where up to 15,000 locals ga ther together and beat drums all day and night.

Local clubs vie with each other to offer the most spectacu lar event as they march through the city dressed in traditional Basque costumes, chefs outfits or 19th century military uniforms.

Like most events of this type, the origin is forgotten but one of the most plausible reasons is that La Tamborrada was introduced at the start of the 19th century during the Pe-

ninsula War when Napoleon’s troops entered the city and women banged buckets.

The drumming and parades start at midnight in the Plaza de la Constitución with the city flag being raised and the first group of drummers play the Marcha de San Sebastián as a signal to the other groups that they can start and that’s it for the next 24 hours.

At noon on January 20, children from various schools, also dressed to impress and with their own special ‘tamborrada infantil’ set off en route for the City Hall where they converge and add to the cacophony of sound. Then at midnight the march is played again, the flag is lowered and that’s the end.

Will NASA find Nessy

THE Loch Ness Cen tre has reached out to NASA for assistance in a new quest to search for the Loch Ness monster.

Following last year’s extensive search of Loch Ness in the Highlands, which included the cap ture of loud underwater noises and several potential sightings, the centre is eager to enlist NASA’s expertise in their pursuit.

The Loch Ness Monster has been sought for years.

Scheduled to coincide with the 90th anniversary of Sir Edward Mountain’s expedition, the latest search will take place from May 30 to June 2.

Since the inaugural expedition in 1934 by the Watchers of the Monster, over 1,156 sightings have been documented on the official Loch Ness monster register.

Aimee Todd from the Loch Ness Centre ex-

pressed hope that the global community of Nessie hunters would aid in reaching out to NASA via social media.

The centre seeks NASA’s expert guidance to enhance its ongoing quest for answers.

For those unable to participate in the search in person, live cameras on the Visit Inverness Loch Ness website offer an opportunity to be part of the hunt remotely.

Tarragona’s early

EVERYONE knows about the attractions of Barcelona, but maybe not those of nearby Tarragona...

In striking contrast to Barcelona’s thrusting hipness, Tarragona’s main appeal stems from the Roman era, when the town, then called Tarraco, was the bustling melting pot of the western Mediterranean and Saint Paul was packing them in with his punchy sermons.

Compared to those hedonistic pagans up the coast, Tarragona has always been a devout kind of town and the sarcophagi and inscribed tablets at the necropolis suggest it got on the Christian bandwagon pretty early. Some of those who hopped aboard a bit too early for their own safety may have ended up in the circus, pitting their faith against the sharp claws of some lions.

And just like the Roman Forum, the amphitheatre is still a spectacular attraction overlooking the sea, with a seating pitch only marginally less steep

than in Barcelona’s modern equivalent, the Camp Nou football stadium. Round off a step back into antiquity with a visit to one of the many cafés where only the exemplary coffee makes any concession to the 21st century.

Speaking of ancient times, did you know that the rabbit was brought to Britain by the Romans, who discovered it in Spain? And that the name ‘España’ derives from the Phoenician expression for ‘land of rabbits’? What a hare-raising thought...

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The youngsters start at noon.

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BUSINESS EXTRA

Going bananas

THE ‘banana bag’ which proved a hit with Gen Z and millennials was responsible for UK and European sales that reached £1.1 billion (€1.3 billion) for Japanese retailer Uniqlo over the year that ended on August 31, 2023. Founded by Tadashi Yanai in 1984, Uniqlo now has more than 2,400 stores worldwide.

Rainy day

THE Bank of Spain called on the country’s principal banks to focus more on setting aside funds from their profits to cover potential losses than rewarding shareholders with hefty dividends. Banks had not taken sufficient advantage of the current cycle of record profits to plan for future crises it warned.

US deal

INCHCAPE, the car distribution, sales and services company, is selling its UK retail operations to the US car dealership giant Group 1 Automotive via a cash agreement of around £346 million (€403.8 million). The transaction would enable it to concentrate on becoming a distribution-focused business, Inchcape said.

Ford waits

ON April 15, Ford ceased producingtheTransitConnect van which accounted for 30 per cent of vehicles made at the Almussafes (Valencia) plant, with 63,239 leaving the assembly line in 2023. Employees now wait to learn more details of the new multienergy model they were promised at the end of March.

Fewer bubbles

FRENCH company LVMH, synonymous with luxury items, reported a 16 per cent dip in wine and spirit sales which slid to €1.4 billion in 2024’s first quarter. The owner of Dom Perignon, Moet & Chandon, Krug and Veuve Clicquot said this was an inevitable result of the “normalisation” of post-Covid demand when sales soared.

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€2 BILLION

will be paid out in dividends by ACS Group, the Spanish civil engineering and construction group, between 2024 and 2026, chief executive Juan Santamaria announced.

Data replaces batteries Steel deal

THE site of what was to be Britain’s first gigafactory in Blyth (Northumberland) has been sold to US private equity investors.

Northumberland County Council announced that it had sold the land to Blackstone, which will build a data centre there.

The land in Cambois near Blyth was earmarked for a £3.8 billion (€4.45 billion) Britishvolt factory making batteries for electric vehicles before the company collapsed into administration in January 2023 with the loss of 200 jobs.

At the time, Britishvolt, backed by Swiss mining

multinational Glencore, was due to receive £100 million (€117.18 million) in the UK government fun ding.

Australian company, Recharge Industries ba sed in Geelong (Austra lia), agreed to take on Britishvolt after finalising a deal with the company’s administrators, renewing hopes of building the Blyth gigafactory.

Instead, Recharge received a winding-up petition in March 2024 as former senior executives reclaimed unpaid wages.

A month earlier, auditors EY said Recharge defaulted on the agreement and had yet to pay the £8.75 million (€10.25 million) that was owed on the deal. Since then nothing appeared to have moved at the 235acre Blyth site. Northumberland

SPAIN’S National Securities Market Commission (CNMV) suspended trading in Naturgy shares for two hours on the morning of April 17.

It was reported that the halt was ordered while awaiting “disclosure of relevant information.” This followed rumours of a possible takeover by Abu Dhabi’s TAQA, which was in discussions with Criteria, one of Naturgy’s majority shareholders.

Trading resumed after the government-controlled energy holding company contacted the CNMV, referring to “recent speculations in the Press regarding Naturgy.”

TAQA confirmed it was talking to

County Council did not disclose financial details of the Blackstone transaction, although receivers Begbies Traynor Group which oversaw the sale, said it was “complex.”

Council leader Glen Sanderson said the Blackstone data centre would bring an investment of up to £10 billion (€11.7 billion) and provide around 4,300 jobs.

“This really unique opportunity for Northumberland offers a huge boost to the regeneration and renaissance of the local area,” Sanderson said.

Cut unlikely Reboot needed Naturgy takeover

DR MARTENS shares plunged 29.4 per cent as the bootmaker issued its fifth profit warning since 2021.

The company expects a tough time with rising overheads and falling US sales as shares slump to 62 pence (approximately €0.72), compared with £3.70 (€4.32) when Dr Martens was floated three years ago.

The outlook was “challenging,” a spokesperson admitted.

Chief executive, Kenny Wilson, in place for six years, will leave at the end of the financial year to be replaced by Ije Nwokorie, currently chief brand officer.

UK inflation fell in March but not enough to underpin hopes of a lower bank rate in the near future.

The Office for National Statistics (ONS) announced that the consumer prices index (CPI) fell from February’s 3.4 per cent to 3.2 per cent, a two-and-a half-year low but less than analysts’ 3.1 per cent prediction.

Services’ inflation, which the Bank of England (BoE) watches with an eagle eye, fell from 6.1 per cent to 6 per cent in March, disappointing City expectations of 5.8 per cent.

Tomasz Wieladek, chief European economist with the asset manager T Row Price, told the Guardian that the BoE would be “worried” that the inflation battle was not yet won.

Services’ inflation would concern the BoE and make it cautious about cutting rates this summer, Wieladek said.

SPANISH steelmaker Acerinox is buying US nickel and cobalt alloy specialist Haynes in a €740 million deal.

The operation carried out by Acerinox’s US subsidiary North American Stainless (NA), has approval from US anti-trust regulators and was ratified at the Haynes’ shareholder meeting in April, Acerinox said. A routine revision of Haynes books by external auditors is all that remains pending.

The purchase will be fully-funded with existing cash on Acerinox’s balance sheet, it revealed when the deal was announced in February, and the takeover is expected to be completed by the third quarter of 2024, the Spanish company said.

Caixabank’s holding company regarding a possible cooperation pact related to Naturgy, while admitting there had also been “conversations” with two other major shareholders, CVC Capital Partners and Global Infrastructure Partners (GIP) who between them own 41 per cent of Naturgy.

“No agreement has been reached with Criteria, CVC or GIP,” TAQA stressed, although even before the CNMV suspension, Nuturgy shares were up 1.3 per cent at €21.8.

Win some

LA LIGA, the 42 professional football teams which belong to Spain’s First and Second Division, are in the black for the first time in two seasons.

Fully recovered from the pandemic, the teams reported an accumulated net profit of €200 million between them for their financial year ending June 2023.

Nevertheless, Barcelona, whose corporative operations amounted to €808 million and ended the season with a €300 million profit, generated much of these gains, La Liga revealed.

La Liga also predicted that the present season would almost certainly return to negative figures in 2023-2024, with losses of approximately €300 million.

CATALONIA-BASED Miura intends to sell off Citri&Co, the largest citrus fruit company in Spain.

After several months of sounding out the markets, the private equity firm has commissioned investment bank Lazard to organise the €1 billion sale of a group created in 2016 from the long-established Castellon company Martinavarro plus the later addition of Rio Tinto and other, smaller operators.

Citri&Co, which is present in 70 countries, has a workforce of 12,000 and 22,000 hectares of land under production, with Spain accounting for 30 per cent of its earnings.

Troubled water

THAMES WATER, which has a £15.6 billion (€18.2 billion) debt pile, must prepare and negotiate a business plan with Ofwat before May 23. This is when the water services regulator holds its last board meeting prior to announcing how much companies will be able to charge customers.

Before then, the beleaguered water company intends to publish a five-year spending plan which, once it has been approved by the Thames Water Board will talk to lenders as its looks for ways of funding its rescue proposals.

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Photo credit: BritishVolt

BRITISHVOLT: Old Blyth site will become a data centre.

NATURGY: Possible takeover by Abu Dhabi’s TAQA.

Going North

VINCI, Gatwick’s French owner, is buying a 50.1 per cent stake in Edinburgh Airport for a reported £1.27 billion (€1.48 billion) from its owners, Global Infrastructure Partners (GIP). GIP will retain the remaining 49.99 per cent stake and Edinburgh Airport’s chairman Sir John Elvidge and chief executive Gordon Dewar will remain in their roles.

Solid growth

BANKINTER announced a net profit of €200.8 million in the first quarter of 2024, a record increase of 8.7 per cent on the same period in 2023. As the bank had anticipated, growth was slower than in 2023, although its net interest income has continued growing at double-digit rates, chief executive Gloria Ortiz said.

Royal Mail offer

ROYAL MAIL’s owner International Distributions Services (IDS) has received a takeover offer for the beleaguered postal service from Czech billionaire, Daniel Kretinsky.

His EP Group, with holdings in Sainsbury’s and West Ham United football club, issued a statement on April 17 which, without mentioning the sums involved, revealed Kretinsky had approached IDS on April 9.

“While EP Group’s pro-

Burger King losses

RESTAURANT BRANDS IBERIA (RBI), which owns Spain’s Burger King outlets, lost €12.2 million in 2023.

This was double 2022’s losses despite a record turnover of €1.88 billion, according to RBI’s annual accounts submitted to Spain’s Registro Mercantil, equivalent to Companies House.

The negative figures were the result of the company’s €90.8 million finance

costs, which were 127 per cent more

than in 2022. Of this, €68.5 million corresponded to interest paid on a €310 million loan from RBI’s sole shareholder, the private equity firm Cinven, whose parent company is based in London.

“The net results reflect an increase in our loan payments and debt incurred though our strategy of openings and acquisitions,” RBI said.

posal was rejected by the Board of IDS, it looks forward to continuing to engage constructively with the board as EP Group considers all its options,” the communique said.

This went on to say that EP Group viewed the UK as “an attractive and dynamic market for investment” and was proud to support the businesses in which it invested. These include Royal Mail through EP Group-owned VESA Equity, which has a 27.6 per cent stake in IDS.

“EP Group recognises that Royal Mail is in a challenging situation,” the statement said, pointing out that increasing competition from multinational companies in the UK postal market, private investment in Royal Mail becomes crucial.

As news of Kretinsky’s proposal broke, IDS shares rose by 20 per cent to 257p (€3) valuing the company at £2.47 billion (€2.89 billion).

Student digs

BROOKFIELD, the Canadian investment management company, is preparing the €1 billion sale of Livensa, its Spanish company specialising in student accommodation that was launched in 2018. The process is expected to begin over the next few months but will not be completed until 2025.

Growth

THE private health insurance market grew by £385 million (€450 million) in the UK as the NHS’s problems drive people to seek private medical and dental treatment, according to health data provider LaingBuisson. In all, the private health and dental sector grew 6.1 per cent to £6.7 billion (€7.8 billion) in 2022, the last year with available figures.

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Costa del Sol Chocolate for children

JOHANNA GREY lives in Mijas and started raising money in 2021 to help the children in Malaga Orphanage ( Ciudad de los Ninos).

The first fundraiser was a huge success and they have now been rasing funds and collecting chocolate and presents every year. Iceland and Tesco got involved and have helped with donations of chocolate.

For Christmas 2023 they raised over €4,000 and the Mayan Monkey chocolate factory in Mijas made personalised adventure books for all the children which they loved.

And just last week, on April 18, another chocolate delivery was made to the Orphanage as, over Easter 2024, Johanna and Eva had help from Food Co. employee Denise who had collected hundreds of chocolate cream eggs with the support, once again, of Iceland and Tesco, to put a smile on the faces of the children.

Costa Calida Must-see Murcia

MURCIA has been dubbed the most underrated destination by National Geographic. Despite being located on the trendy Mediterranean Sea, and boasting one of Europe’s warmest climates, Murcia has long remained off the beaten path for international travellers.

In 2023, Murcia welcomed over 1.7 million visitors, marking a significant milestone in its tourism growth. Murcia’s rise in appeal lies in its cultural heritage.

The ancient city of Cartagena, founded over two millennia ago, stands as a testament to its rich history, filled with ancient ruins and architectural marvel.

Murcia’s beaches are another draw, stretching 155 miles along the Costa Calida, or ‘Warm Coast,’ aptly named for its warm waters. Despite its beauty, Murcia remains affordable compared to other tourist hubs.

Mallorca King opens conference

KING FELIPE VI of Spain presided over the opening of the Conference of Presidents of Parliaments of the Council of the European Union in Palma on Monday April 22.

President of the Congress, Francina Armengol, had hosted a summit with a round table on women’s leadership the day before.

Attending the conference were presidents of the legislative chambers of the different countries of the European Union, the president of the European Parliament, and many leaders from European countries.

This was the last act of the Spanish presidency of the Council of the European Union, which began on July 1 last year.

Security was very high with 800 National pPolice officers deployed, many from mainland Spain. The sewers below Palma were inspected and sniffer dogs swept the area for explosives.

Costa Blanca North Languages open doors

DOZENS of people united in Denia to protest against the cancellation of language centres, expressing their desire for international education.

On April 18, students and teachers united in front of the IES Sorts de la Mar in Denia to protest against the Ministry’s cuts in the EOI (The Official Language School) of Denia and Javea.

The protest came as a response to the announcement stating that Denia would eliminate 12 English, French and Spanish lessons and Javea’s language school would shut down altogether.

The Minister of Education in Generalitat Valenciana, Jose Antonio Rovira linked this “reorganisation” to the lack of students.

Yet the demonstration proved the high demand of the EOI. Javea’s centre has been facilitating more than 100 students for the past 20 years.

Almeria Tour of Almeria

THE Vuelta Ciclista a Almeria is set to captivate cycling enthusiasts with its eighth edition on April 27 and 28.

Organised by Total Sport Mediterranean in conjunction with the A Todo Marcha Sports Club, this prestigious two-day amateur cycling event will showcase approximately 200 cyclists from across the province.

This year’s tour promises an exhilarating adventure through Almeria’s rugged landscapes, including Levante Almeriense, Valle del Almanzora, and Filabres-Tabernas.

The first stage on Saturday, April 27 will cover a challenging 98 km loop starting and ending in Los Gallardos. The event will conclude on Sunday, April 28.

Hyundai Almerialva steps up as the official vehicle sponsor, ensuring a smooth execution of the event. The competition underscores the region’s growing prominence in Spain’s amateur cycling scene.

Costa Blanca South An ocean of success

IN 2024 and 2025, Alicante Port Authority has ambitious plans to surpass the historical passenger records achieved last year.

With 95 scheduled stopovers and an estimated 215,000 passengers for this year, and 107 scheduled stopovers with over 250,000 estimated passengers for next year, the port is poised to reach unprecedented figures. This year alone represents a 30 per cent growth compared to 2023, with an economic impact of close to €60 million throughout the province. It is estimated that during stopovers, approximately 88 per cent of passengers disembark from the cruise, with an average expenditure of €74 per cruise passenger. With an average stopover of two days, nearly 9,000 people will have embarked on visits and excursions from the port, contributing approximately more than €600,000 to local businesses or services.

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Body art changes

DOES the thought of how a tattoo will age deter you from getting one?

Tattoos, like skin, undergo changes over time due to ageing and sun exposure. As we age, skin loses elasticity and firmness, causing tattoos to stretch and potentially distort. Additionally, colours may fade or blur over the years.

These natural changes can be a concern for some considering tattoos. However, with proper care and thoughtful design choices, tattoos can age gracefully. Opt for bold, simple designs that are less likely to blur over time. Regularly moisturise and protect tattoos from sun exposure to maintain vibrancy.

Ultimately, the de-

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A gentle thread technique

FACIAL threading is a hair removal technique that originated in Eastern cultures and has gained popularity worldwide. It involves using a twisted cotton thread to swiftly remove unwanted facial hair, including fine hairs and peach fuzz, by lifting them from the follicle. This method is preferred by many for its precision and ability to create defined eyebrow shapes and clean facial contours. Unlike waxing or tweezing, threading is less likely to cause irritation or allergic reactions as it does not involve chemicals or harsh ingredients. Facial threading is re-

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Insights on drought VOX Pop

AS Spain suffers through one of the most difficult drought periods in its history we took to the streets to find out how the lack of rainfall has affected you. We also asked do you think the government could be doing more to tackle the drought.

JOANNE , a retired regular visitor to the Alicante region from the UK said: “We certainly can’t control the amount of rain that’s in the lap of the gods!”

“They could introduce a national grid so water could be moved from places where they have more rain. It would be similar to what they do with electricity, it would be costly but they would only have to set it up once.”

JOSE , a Colombian resident in Asturias and a visitor in the Costa Blanca North area due to family ties. “As a visitor in Alicante, it has been disheartening to see tourist sites like Fonts de l’Algar (one of the best tourist attractions in the area, in my opinion) closed due to the lack of rain. Being just a visitor, unfortunately, I am not aware of all the measures being taken to address the drought in Alicante.”

ELIJAH , an American tourist considering residency in Spain, shared his perspective, noting, “While I haven’t been affected much by the recent lack of rain, I do appreciate the effort that the government and the people put into rationing the water and eliminating waste. I think it builds a strong sense of community, and I have been learning how to be less wasteful myself while I’ve been here. Was a bit of a culture shock at first, but I think it’s the responsible thing to do, and it makes one appreciate their resources more.”

GARY from Manchester said “It hasn’t affected us much. Although we do try to use water responsibly. Some people still hose out their front yards every day. We could never do that!”

LISA a resident of Mazarron said “Well, to be honest, it hasn’t affected us. We have friends that live on the Costa del Sol and they have water cuts at night and limits on their water. They don’t know if they will be able to fill their pools this summer. While it hasn’t rained a lot we haven’t noticed any direct issues because of the lack of water. I guess the gover-

nment is doing something right.”

PAUL

We also bumped into 53-year-old Paul. Originally from the UK, Paul has been living in Alicante for over 20 years. He confirmed: “It is concer-

“We are being extra careful with our water use at home. There are floods in some parts of the country yet drought in other parts. There must be a way to distribute the water around the country.”

Getting on my nerves

I’VE always fancied going to Australia until I started watching a daytime TV show called Nothing to Declare. Wow what a mad performance it is to get in. I’ve seen people get ned for having a banana in their carry on. There are so many rules and regulations it’s scary. I’m sure that it’s all carefully worked out and mostly necessary. I’ve even seen people have their shoes con scated until they are treated because they had mud on them. Mind you, some of the stu punters don’t declare is nuts too (actually you can’t take nuts in either!) Mostly travellers from Asia seem to think that there are no supermarkets or restaurants there. The amount of food they try and smuggle in is incredible. Anyway, it’s too far and at my age I can’t a ord to lose a day travelling.

Interesting phone call from my daughter the other day who is in Ibiza at present. ‘Dad I’ve just gone to the cash machine and it’s not working and I’ve got no money. Can you send €10 to so and so by Bizum?’ I did it but only because I live in Spain and Bizum

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only works in Spain and it was the only way she could get paid apart from cash. I don’t understand how so many people will not listen to me and heed my warning. Do not depend on plastic. Always carry some cash with you. It doesn’t have to be fortunes - €20 minimum. Just do it! I think I’ve seen that phrase used somewhere before.

Just watched a remake of a movie called Roadhouse. The original starred the late, great Patrick Swayze and was fantastic. The remake, on the other hand, was a pile of dog doo, terrible and whoever thought Connor McGregor was the right man for the villain should be red immediately. Stop doing remakes of good movies, it’s a cop out. There must be some great scripts out but it seems someone thinks it’s better to take the lazy way out and ruin a good old action movie.

A message to Ben A eck’s kid - your grandfather’s funeral reading is not the best time to let everyone know you have decided to change gender. I don’t care what you identify as, that’s your business, and I hope it all works out great for you. But that wasn’t the time or place. This whole entitlement crap is getting on my nerves. Just have a little thought for others.

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People are friendly

In 2020, Caroline Rindeström and her family made the bold decision to relocate to Spain.

HAVING spent countless vacations in the picturesque Torrevieja region, basking in the warmth of the sun and indulging in various sporting activities, the family found themselves enchanted by the idea of permanently settling in this vibrant country. Fuelled by their belief in the potential to introduce their unique chiropractic methodology from Sweden and establish a holistic haven for wellness, they set out to turn their dream into reality.

invaluable quality time she gets to spend with her loved ones. The abundance of daylight hours coupled with the Spanish schedule allows her and her partner to enjoy the cherished ritual of having breakfasts with their children

Caroline Rindeström.

Although Caroline states that the rst year was challenging, there was an undeniable sense of excitement in immersing themselves in the exploration of a foreign culture and landscape. She misses her loved ones and sometimes the green forest.

One aspect that Caroline particularly treasures about their life in Spain is the

Without a doubt, Caroline nds immense joy in her Spanish experience, revelling in the abundant sunshine, learning the language and savouring the delectable cuisine, particularly her favourite - seafood. She candidly admits that she cannot envision returning to Sweden.

“The people here,” she remarks, “are remarkably open-minded, friendly, and approachable. It’s heartwarming how you can exchange a simple ‘hola’ with everyone you meet at the supermarket. There’s a genuine warmth and familiarity that permeates daily interactions.”

Mike’s opinions are his own and are not necessarily representative of those of the publishers, advertisers or sponsors.

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Colour perception

IT’S a common misconception that dogs are completely colour blind and only see in shades of gray. In reality, dogs do see colours, but their perception is different from humans. Dogs have dichromatic vision, meaning they have two types of colour receptors (cones) in their eyes, compared to the three that humans have.

Dogs can see shades of blue and yellow, but they struggle to distinguish between red and green, which appear more brownish-gray to them. This colour vision is similar to what a human with red-green colour blindness experiences.

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