Costa del Sol 31 August – 6 September 2023 Issue 1991

TURTLES HATCH

ON Tuesday August 29, a total of 31 Loggerhead Turtle hatchlings emerged from the sands of Marbella, where the clutch had been guarded by volunteers for almost two months.

This nature watch had been organised by the Marbella Council, Junta de Andalucia and the ProDunas Association.

Once safely collected, the hatchlings were checked to ensure their health, were weighed and introduced to water to ensure they were able to swim and are now in the safe custody of the Andalucian Marine Environment Management Centre (CEGMA) in Algeciras where they joined eight specimens which has been cared for in incubators.

The eggs had been laid on

July 8 on Nueva Andalucia beach, next to the Guadalpín Banus hotel and have been left undisturbed after scientists checked the eggs and removed the most vulnerable to

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IN SAFE CUSTODY: 31 turtles have hatched so far.

Credit: ProDunas Facebook

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from Front page the incubator and it is still hoped that more hatchlings will emerge over the coming days.

The council call for volunteers to safeguard the site had a great response and it had supplied tents, tables, lights, security fencing, reserved parking and Local Police back up to ensure that both the turtles and the ProDunas volunteers were safe and comfortable at all times.

This is the fourth identified nest in Andalucia in the last 15 years, although in 2023 so far 23 nests of this species of turtle have been registered on the Spanish Mediterranean coast.

Generally, baby turtles in the wild are in danger from predators and the estimated mortality rate for hatchlings with their soft shells is 95 per cent, which is why these new arrivals can expect to spend a year under protection, with some being transferred to the Sevilla Aquarium.

Beach inclusivity

APPROXIMATELY 19.5 per cent of the workforce in Andalucia, which translates to around 650,000 individuals, indicate that they are currently managing more than one job or have done so within the past year.

CASARES is making great strides to ensure that everyone, including those with reduced mobility, can experience the joy of the shoreline. The Casares Town Council is committed to providing top­notch accessibility services, transforming its beaches into inclusive havens for all visitors.

A range of services has been introduced to guarantee optimal beach experiences. Amphibious chairs have been supplied to aid people with reduced mobility in reaching the water’s edge comfortably. This season, three new amphibious chairs have been introduced, including child and adult sizes, enhancing the existing collection from the previous year.

Casares takes pride in offering assisted bathing services, collaboratively managed with vigilant lifeguards. These dedicated professionals ensure the safety and enjoyment of individuals availing themselves of the amphibious chairs.

The commitment to accessibility extends further with the installation of beach­adapted crutch stations, which have been renewed to provide reliable support. Additionally, the municipality has expanded accessible walkways leading to the wet areas, with flexible structures that adapt to tides and facilitate sandcleaning. A significant highlight is the provision of a shaded area with a stable ground surface and a water point.

This makes Andalucia stand out as the region with the highest numbers, both in the absolute count and proportionally. These findings stem from a survey conducted by the job portal Infojobs.

At a national level, multiple jobholding has reached historical peaks, with Spain witnessing around 15 per cent of individuals involved in such arrangements over the last year. Notably, Andalucia tops the regional charts in this aspect.

The main reason behind individuals holding two jobs, as reported by a majority of those surveyed, is driven by economic factors. Around 40 per cent resort to this dualjob setup out of necessity, as their primary salary falls short, while another 32 per cent engage in it to supplement their income.

Autumn Bazaar

AFTER a delightful August breather, the La Cala Lions Diabetic Support Group is all abuzz getting ready for their much ­ awaited Autumn Bazaar.

Thanks to the ever­supportive Snack Attack and Bar Tuta in Mijas, the event will once again grace their premises and terraces with its presence.

Mark your calendars for Saturday, September 2, at the cheerful hour of 11am. Prepare yourselves for a treasure trove of stalls showcasing goodies you won’t stumble upon in your everyday high street adventures.

Hold onto your hats because there’s more! At the Autumn Bazaar, you won’t just find shopping delights.

You’ll also have the chance to cosy up to a donkey from Donkey Dreamland.

After indulging in some retail therapy, treat your taste buds to a scrumptious lunch that’s just waiting to please.

Lunch is €10 and includes a lively quiz and a shot at winning spot prizes that’ll make you grin from ear to ear.

Curious about joining the lunchtime festivities? Nab your tickets pronto at Bar Tuta or at the Lions Charity Shop.

For more information, contact Anne on (+34) 607 879 450.

Catherine McGeer

Image: Facebook/Casares town hall

Anna Ellis

MULTIPLE JOBS: Andalucia tops the charts for this.

Image: wavebreakmedia / Shutterstock.com

ACCESSIBILITY SERVICES: Seaside joy knows no bounds.

Emergency lift

PARAMEDICS in Ronda had to call out the local fire brigade following an accident on August 25 when a construction worker suffered a fractured tibia and fibula. Due to his condition, he could not be carried down the stairs of the building.

Council houses

ESTEPONA Council has announced that it will be selling two plots of land in the Atalaya suburb with the intention that they be used for the building of 110 properties suitable for rent or sale to those with low incomes to assist them to find quality and affordable housing.

Tribute night

THE Fuengirola Fairgrounds will host an evening tribute on September 1 to the late Juan Carlos Cabrera who did so much for local football, with all proceeds from the event including the €5 admission being donated to the Fuengirola branch of Spanish cancer charity AECC .

La Cala Festival

FINAL preparations are complete for the opening of the La Cala Festival with six stages constructed, four of them located in the Sonora Mijas venue and two on the Cala Mijas beach, as the festival hosts more than 70 artists on August 31, September 1 and 2.

Foreign pest

IT is a long time since the historic Castillo de Manilva has had to face invaders but this season it has been subject to attack by the Asian wasp and firefighters have been called in on several occasions to remove their nests.

Quiz night

AREME, the Foreign Residents Association of Estepona is restarting its Thursday quiz nights at Vice Versa Estepona Port from 7pm with entry for members €2 and friends €3. They will be held on September 7 and 21.

Potential damage

THE environmental association Verdemar Ecologists in Action is worried about the discovery of hundreds of dead fish in the Guadiaro and Genal rivers in the Malaga town of Casares.

They have alerted the SEPRONA section of the Guardia Civil about this problem and also made a formal complaint about what they claim is the uncontrolled water extraction and alteration of the course of the Guadiaro river for intensive irrigation of tropical fruits in dry land. A spokesman said “This is

Use a bucket

YOUR EWN HAS

affecting the course of the Genal and Guadiaro rivers. As they have no flow, fish and other habitats protected by the EU are dying due to overexploitation of the aquifer.”

The organisation believe that an ecological crime is taking place which may result in substantial damage to a combination of soil, water, animals or plants and suggest that “If no remedy is found, within a few years, we will lose these important rivers in the eastern Mediterranean.”

Sporting chance

PRIOR to the mass return to school later in September, the Fuengirola Council has announced that eight schools with special sports facilities will open early.

Children will be able to use these courts for sports practice from Friday September 1 on a Tuesday to Friday basis from 6pm to 8pm and at weekends from 10am to 2pm and then from 6pm to 8pm.

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Most exclusive

IF opulent living is on your radar, the Costa del Sol is undoubtedly a hotspot you can’t ignore.

Tucked away in the picturesque municipality of Benahavis, the entire Coto Zagaleta urbanisation boasts the honour of being the country’s most sought­after street for property purchases.

A glance at the price tags reveals the extravagance, with property owners asking for an average of €10,763,937. These aren’t just houses; they are dreams turned into architectural marvels.

WITH fresh water at such a premium due to the heat and lack of rain, Torremolinos councillors have been on the beaches distributing free buckets.

The idea is that rather than use showers to wash sand from their feet, beach goers can simply fill their bucket with sea water and use that to clean their feet. Financed by the Commonwealth of Municipalities of the Costa

del Sol, around 1,000 buckets are being made available for distribution free of charge in the hope that people will be happy to use them even for washing beach umbrellas and children’s toys with the added bonus they can also be used to make very large sand castles. Other municipalities will be taking up some of the 7,000 buckets obtained by the Commonwealth of Municipalities.

Estepona events

ESTEPONA, a hub of cultural activities, is hosting a series of exciting events in the coming days. On September 1, the Municipal Theatre Group FARÁNDULA presents the comedy ‘Menu of the Day,’ showcasing the lives of two women trapped in the grind of restaurant work, with proceeds going to charity.

The same evening, the Bullring comes alive with ‘Are We Talking About Bruno?’a magical musical filled with captivating performances and a touching storyline.

From September 3 to 9, film enthusiasts

This practice will remain in place until the summer holidays next year, although times may vary depending on daylight hours, but those using the facilities are asked to ensure that they are kept clean and in good condition.

The schools involved are Santa Amalia, Sohail, Picasso, Cervantes, Valdelecrín, Acapulco, Los Boliches, and El Tejar.

This exclusive revelation comes from a comprehensive study by idealista, Spain’s leading real estate marketplace.

In the race for lavish living, the runner­up is Calle Mozart in Marbella, nestled along the stunning Costa del Sol coastline. Here, luxury is the name of the game, with the average price for a home reaching €7,940,375.

can attend the 24th International Fantastic Film Week, exploring the theme of ‘Serial Killers.’

The event features screenings, discussions, and awards related to this intriguing topic. On September 5, ‘La Milana’ Dance Studio presents an eclectic dance exhibition in Plaza Antonia Guerrero, featuring Flamenco, Classical Spanish, Modern Dance, and Classical Ballet.

Estepona’s upcoming events promise a diverse cultural experience for all for more information see estepona.es

Hordes of dead fish have appeared

Credit: Verdemar Ecologists in Action

SAVING WATER: Distributing the buckets.

Credit: Torremolinos Council

CRACKING down on uncontrolled use of Electric Scooters and Personal Mobility Vehicles (VMP), Torremolinos Council has launched a campaign alongside the Local Police pointing out what is allowed and

Scooter control

what is not. It is prohibited for these vehicles to circulate on pavements, pedestri­

PROVERB OF THE WEEK

an areas, crossings, certain roads, or tunnels in urban areas, nor should there be more than one person on

Meaning it is better to tell the truth than to lie. Benjamin Franklin famously coined this phrase in the 1700s.

board and the driver must not wear headphones or use a telephone whilst moving.

Maximum speed is 25kph and a combination of lighting and reflective clothing must be worn at night.

ARE you looking to try a new hobby or learn a new skill as if so, Activities for All by U3A Fuengirola could well be for you!

The University of the Third Age (U3A) is an international movement whose aims are the education and stimulation of mainly retired members of the community ­ those in their third ‘age’ of life.

You can choose from a wide range of regular sessions, from backgammon to ukulele, from cribbage to table tennis, from flower arranging to pilates, around 30 in total and the vast majority are held in Fuengirola.

Registration Day for Mem­

Although not mandatory, a helmet is recommended as is insurance but all vehicles must have brakes as well as a bell or something similar and drivers must respect basic traffic regulations including stop signs.

U3A activities

bership and Enrolment to classes will be at Cafeteria Manila, frontline Los Boliches on Thursday September 21, the first time that both have been on the same day.

Registration is from 9.30am to 1.30pm and enrolment to classes from 10am to 2pm.

From September 3 visit www.u3acostadelsol.wixsite. com/fuengirola for details of all the sessions as well as the Registration form and Enrolment slips.

The price for membership for the year (September 2023 to the end of May 2024) is just €30 and this gives you entry to any of the varied sessions or you can pay €15 per term.

The new U3A President Karen Fox and her team will give you a warm welcome.

12 cruise ports in Spain.

“Honesty is the best policy.”

Just one of the 30 different classes available.

Credit: U3A Fuengirola

Horse rescue centre open its doors

THE Andalucian Rescue Centre for Horses and Donkeys (ARCH) in Alhaurin el Grande is now open again on Sundays after the summer break.

Visitors can meet the current residents, including the newest arrival ­ a six­week­old foal, called Raya, rescued with her mother from appalling conditions in the heat of summer, and now thriving and

friendly. Visiting hours are 10am to 2pm on Sundays, all ages are welcomed but no dogs allowed.

For more information and directions see the website www.horserescuespain.org or Facebook page Centro Andalusi de Rescate de Caballos.

Contact Jean Joss (ARCH publicity) for more information 660 563 109.

Art of cutting ham

Catherine McGeer

THE third Ham Cutters Solidarity Festival in Alhaurin de la Torre takes place on September 10. The event was organised by the Girasoles Association, in partnership with the town council and a group of skilled ham cutters.

The Municipal Park will transform into a hub of festivity starting at noon, as more than 30 ham ­ cutting professionals from across Spain gather to showcase their expertise. Beyond the art of ham cutting, this event carries a deeper purpose. It aims to raise funds for the Grupo Girasoles Association, which is

deeply committed to supporting paediatric cancer research and combating rare diseases.

Attendees can look forward to raffles, musical performances, and an array of surprises designed to keep spirits high. To contribute, a humble donation of just €5 is requested, and all proceeds will go towards furthering the Girasoles Group’s noble cause. Mayor Joaquín Villanova and association head Iluminada Regateiro have extended a heartfelt invitation to residents and neighbouring towns, urging them to attend and contribute generously.

ARCH: Meet foal, Raya.

PHOTO CREDIT: ARCH

A popular spot

MARBELLA continues to be a major attraction to tourists both from within Spain, but more importantly from overseas and the July figures beat those recorded in July of last year.

According to information released by the National Institute of Statistics (INE), the total number of overnight stays recorded was 354,347, which was almost 14,000 more than in 2022.

This breaks down to 71,538 national tourists and the balance of 282,809 were foreigners, although as yet it is not known whether the British contingent, beset by 90/180 days stay, high cost of living and negative reports from UK national press has gone down with foreigners from other areas taking up the slack.

The other good news is that those foreign visitors have extended their average stay to 4.2 days which is the best figure in the past six years with a daily spend of some €220.78 with hotel rooms averaging around €283.85 which is similar to the cost in July of last year.

The number of tourists staying in hotels was 83,277, of which 58,092 came from abroad and 25,185 from Spain, although it

must be remembered that many residents of both Madrid and Sevilla own holiday properties throughout Marbella which goes some way to explaining the difference between Spanish and foreign reservations.

Overall hotel occupancy at 77.67 per cent was 2 per cent down on last year, although in 2023 an additional eight hotels were canvassed.

All in all, the figures suggest that Marbella continues to attract visitors in the summer months but looking forward, there will be another influx of visitors attending both the Sondheim Cup as well as the Marbella International Film Festival, so the autumn could also see some very positive figures.

Gone aground

IT’S not unusual for a council to have to dispose of dumped cars but Marbella has been faced with a new dilemma, that of an abandoned yacht.

It went aground at the beach front of San Pedro Alcantara in July after the owner of the small vessel refused to allow a salvage vessel to tow it out into deeper waters.

Since that time, the council has tried to get in contact with the owner (who does not have a registered ad ­

dress in Spain and apparently has not responded to telephone calls) explaining that it is his responsibility to remove the vessel, but with

no positive result.

An attempt to refloat the yacht was abandoned when it was discovered that it was flooded below deck with more than one hole in the hull, so a removal by sea was not possible.

The owner was then advised that it was his responsibility to remove the sailing boat by land but since he has not undertaken any positive action, Marbella Council has announced that it will undertake the work of removal and then scrap the small yacht.

Appreciating volunteers

THE Costa del Sol University Hospital which plays such an important part for the residents and visitors to Marbella continues a campaign to highlight the importance of volunteer organisations.

Currently, there are more than 60 people who carry out this work in the hospital offering a source of comfort and advice especially to those who need someone to accompany them to hospital appointments or simply have no visitors whilst spending time in the hospital and just need to hear a kind word.

To celebrate the hospital’s 30th anniversary, it is paying tribute to organisations that work closely with it and these include the Marbella Volunteer Platform, the Red Cross, the Spanish Association Against Cancer (AECC), Alcoholics Anonymous, AVICS as well as many more.

Apart from encouraging patients to use the services of these organisations the aim of the campaign is also to inspire new volunteers to offer their services so that their patient help and support is ongoing.

MAJOR VENUE: Visitors flock to Marbella.

Credit: Marbella Council

The beached yacht.

Credit: Marbella Council

THERE appears to be an audacious burglar who is making life a misery for residents in La Cala de Mijas and Fuengirola with his repeated attempts (often successful) to break into properties.

According to one victim, who owns a property in El Faro, there have been three attempts to burgle his property in the past five weeks and on each occasion security cameras have filmed the same individual who wears a flat cap and a mask.

The first time, nothing was stolen, the second time the thief was disturbed and the third time he was almost caught, but made off with several items.

To some extent the financial value is not that important but both the worry of being targeted and the loss of items of sentimental value had already seen the couple Terry and Joanne have an upgraded alarm system installed, but it turned out that part of it had not

Masked burglar

been properly connected.

In addition, the burglar simply moved the cameras to point them at the ceiling, except where he used red nail varnish to paint over the lens.

Police and the local authorities are sympathetic but not necessarily able to do much about this man, although when warning others via various Facebook posts, Terry and Joanne have received no less than 98 responses from people who have either seen the person or believe they have been burgled by him.

The couple are so incensed that they are considering offering a €1,000 reward for information that will see him arrested and want to warn everyone in the local area to be vigilant at all times.

French lessons Shock plan

EDUCATION has come a long way since the days of ‘la plume de ma tante’ and Estepona Council says Mais Oui to working with the French Alliance of Malaga to continue to promote the teaching of the Gallic language through courses, workshops and cultural activities.

This will be the seventh year of successful collaboration which until now has seen some 600 students enjoy learning French in the municipality.

The next courses for adults will be held from October 4 to February 2 and until June for children (four to 11 years) and adolescents (11 to 16 years).

The courses for adults will consist of two classes a week, and the children’s and junior courses will have one class per week, each class lasting an hour and a half with lessons taking place at the Padre Manuel Cultural Centre or if required, online.

For information on how to enrol visit www.alianzafrance samalaga.es and anyone who books the face­to­face classes between September 1 to 8 will enjoy a discount of €50.

THE new council in Benalmadena says that it is already listening to residents’ complaints and suggestions which it claims have been overlooked for years.

It has therefore introduced what it refers to as a ‘shock plan’ which will concentrate on the Terramar Alto area with a programme of works focused on improving the quality of life of its residents.

According to Councillor Juan Olea the enclosure of La Encarnación Park stands out, thanks to approaches from residents and associations in

Age Concern President

AGE CONCERN Fuengirola Mijas and Benalmadena has announced the retirement of David Long as President.

David has held the Presidency for seven years and his journey began when a group of like­minded people from the community got together and decided to form a charity, but rather than create a new charity it was decided the best way forward would be to build on the success of Age Concern and form a local association.

Age Concern Fuengirola and Mijas was formed, in July 2014 and since then has been busy increasing the services and help it offers, now including support in Benalmadena.

the area that “showed us their concern about the lack of maintenance by the previous council.”

An agreement for the work to be undertaken has already been reached and workers will be on hand for a general clean up especially as a grove of ficus was causing problems with the pavements.

Improvements in the lighting of the park with the replacement of light bulbs is taking place and the upgraded dog run just awaits the installation of a gate.

David Long said “I would like to thank the charity, volunteers and local community for their support over the years being with the charity and being part of what it is today has been incredible.

“I am delighted to announce the appointment of Linda Ewen as my successor. Having worked alongside Linda since the establishment of the charity, we could not wish for a more suitable individual to continue to grow the charity.”

Linda Ewen said: “As a person who is passionate about supporting the welfare of older adults, I have always been exceptionally proud to work for Age Concern Fuengirola Mijas and Benalmadena and of our role at the heart of the community, working together to share our determination to ensure that older adults can love their later life.

The work of Age Concern relies on volunteers to achieve their goals in supporting the local community so if you would like to learn more about the opportunities available working with Age Concern email volunteers@ageconcernfym.com

BURGLAR: Wears a flat cap and mask.

Credit: Fuengirola se queja

RETIRED: Linda has replaced David as President.

Credit: Age Concern Fuengirola Mijas and Benalmadena

Good Samaritans

ON the early morning of Tuesday August 22, a fire (believed to be arson) was discovered on Playa Kilito beach in Benalmadena which destroyed a large number of sun beds, mattresses and umbrellas.

This business was owned by a popular local gentleman, Miguel who has discovered that insurance did not cover the replacement of the lost items which has set him back by about €10,000 and effectively wiped out his business.

There are however good Samaritans in the area and the owners of the neighbouring Dizzy Donkey bar, Adam from Chester and Alicia from Madrid decided that they would try to help Miguel out

of what to him is a tragedy.

Speaking to Euro Weekly News, they explained that they had only opened their bar 14 months ago and found that Miguel was so helpful over that time that the least they could do was try to help him out in his time of need.

Firstly, they set up https://www.gofundme.com /f/supporting­local­sunbedbusiness ­ after ­ vandalism

which has already raised €600 and then on Wednesday August 30 they held a special paella lunch costing €5 with a beer or water at the Dizzy Donkey with all proceeds from the sales to go to help Miguel.

There was a good turn out of people and the couple hope to raise another €400 to go towards helping him to restart his business.

Afternoon drinks a must

AN extended ‘Happy Hour’ promotion, takes afternoon drinks to the next level.

Afternoon drinks are an absolute must in Marbella and La Sala Puerto Banus have pulled out all the stops by offering an incredible Happy Hour promotion available every day between 5 ­ 7pm, perfect for those looking to unwind and indulge.

You can enjoy 50 per cent off all cocktails, house and premium house wines, house cava, draught and bottle beers, house spirits and mixers, soft drinks and even hot beverages.

With the summer season well underway, there’s no better place to spend it than at one of the Sala Group venues.

You can even take advantage of their early dining promotion by heading down midweek to enjoy two courses for just €20 per person.

With live entertainment and DJs seven nights a week, there’s no better place to be!

Enquire today to enjoy the best Happy Hour in Marbella by contacting La Sala at: reservations@ LaSalaBanus.com or by calling 952 814 145

Some of the early guests with Adam and Alicia.

Credit: Lynn

Fight or flight

THERE is an old saying ‘Fight or Flight’ but in the case of horses, their natural inclination is towards flight and they are easily spooked.

There is currently a very informative article being circulated on Social Media which gives some advice to drivers of vehicles about the potential problems that can be caused when overtaking horses on the road.

First and foremost, it must be understood that no matter how skilled the rider may be, they can never be completely in control of their horse as, unlike a car, it has a mind of its own.

Therefore, when overtaking, be aware that a horse’s natural inclination if scared is to jump towards the centre of the road where it thinks there is more space.

60s Festival

THE Popular Festival of Alhaurin de la Torre, known as the 60s festival takes place from September 1 to 3 in the Municipal Park. The festival, starting at 8.30 pm, features a parade featuring last year’s queen, local dignitaries, and the Municipal Music Band. The festivities continue at Parque de los Patos with the renowned Rompeolas Orchestra, bringing music and dance to life. There will be a nostalgic exhibition showcasing 60s images while a charitable raffle contributes to the community spirit.

Saturday’s schedule is brimming with activities, beginning with the traditional flower

reveille at 9am The day unfolds with DJ Paco Luque’s musical offerings and a food tasting by the Pollinica Brotherhood. Evening highlights include a performance by Alhaurinas of the Dúo Malau and a star­studded show by La Década Prodigiosa, celebrating their 38th anniversary.

Sunday brings a vintage vehicle exhibition and a lively paella feast, accompanied by DJ Paco Luque and the brass band Los Cocobongos. The afternoon holds a unique spectacle: the ribbon collection on Rafael Donaire’s horse, followed by an exciting horse race along Calle Juan Carlos I.

Ensure therefore that when overtaking any horse on the road that you travel as slowly and quietly as you can, it could be spooked by a horn, loud music or even a barking dog and it could well bolt straight into your vehicle. Imagine seeing an unattended toddler on the side of the road and you will automatically be aware that could run in front of you, so treat a horse like a toddler.

Lux Mundi in September

THE Boutique will be open in the Lux Mundi Centre, Calle Nueva No 7. Opening hours only Tuesday to Friday 10.00 to 13.00. Tel. 952 474 840 . E ­ mail luxmun dif@gmail.com

Please come and have fun browsing through the spring and summer clothes, many items reduced and still bargains to be pur ­

chased. Shoes, jewellery and also kitchen and household items. They are accepting donations of household goods and items of clothing and would appreciate it if you could take them in bags that you do not need, during the normal opening hours.

Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre (Foundation Lux

Mundi Centro Ecumenico), Calle Nueva No 3, Fuengirola, 29640.

Opening hours Monday to Friday 10.00 to 13.00, it would help if you telephoned first to make an appointment.

For further information please contact the Centre, Tel 952 474 840, email lux mundif@gmail.com.

EASILY SPOOKED: Give horses plenty of space on the roads.

Anna Ellis

THE average wage increase that everyone agreed upon in Andalucia during the first semester of this year is showing as an average increase of 3 per cent.

But, not all the provinces were dancing to the same tune. For exam ple, Almeria took the spotlight with an impressive rise of 5 per cent.

Places like Cadiz, Sevil la, Huelva, and Malaga had their own increases going on, experiencing slightly more modest boosts at just slightly above 2 per cent.

The Statistical Report on Collective Bargaining in Andalucia, released by the Andalucian Council of Labour Relations, shed light on these developments.

The average increase impacted a substantial

Up 2%

WHILST acknowledging World Video Game Day which took place on August 29, the Junta de Andalucia has taken the opportunity to remind parents of their moral and legal duties when buying or allowing video games to be played by children.

The majority who play these games on consoles, computers or smartphones are young and whilst most are mature enough to understand that these are just

Video games

games, there must be some control in order to ensure that games are age appropriate. To help parents when buying these games, not only do they come with recommendations as to the age of those who should be able to play them, there is also a selection of different easily understood images which indicate if the game includes level

of violence, type of language used, sexual content, drug references and also whether there are in game purchases.

The Junta recommends that parents establish time limits on use, monitor use (especially if the video game is online), warn the child about the dangers of misuse and check whether there are any parental controls available.

Lifesaver Alexa

NOWADAYS many households own an Amazon Echo or similar device and whilst some think it exists to eavesdrop on conversation and feedback information, it is also a potential life saver.

incidentally, you may be able to call through a contact list held by Alexa).

crease compared to the number of individuals covered by agreements negotiated in the first semester of 2022.

It’s worth highlighting that the average agreedupon wage increase of 3 per cent holds significant

value.

This increase effectively enhances purchasing power, especially given that inflation in Spain wrapped up the same month at 1.9 per cent.

Imagine a situation where someone in your home is having a cardiac arrest then if you have previously activated an Alexa skill by saying “Alexa activate emergency cpr” then you are set up to seek advice by shouting “Alexa Emergency CPR”

Alexa will then give you advice on how to deal with the emergency whilst you await the arrival of an ambulance (which

The more you explore the positive options such as the announcement facility whereby you can communicate with others throughout the house or activate opening the front door if you are alone and have a fall the easier it becomes to use this tool.

The more you explore the more you will find Alexa can help but for a bit of light relief just say “Alexa what’s your name?” and wait for the surprising response.

Wage increases rising.

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CAN THE SILENT STRUGGLE OF LONELINESS BE BEATEN?

THE world has never been better­connected thanks to technology, yet according to some statistics loneliness has reached epidemic levels.

The growing problem of loneliness was acknowledged by the UK government in 2018 when the then Prime minister, Theresa May, appointed the world’s firstever Minister for Loneli ­

ness, an idea which was soon followed by Scotland and Wales.

What is Loneliness?

The famous humanitarian, Mother Teresa was once quoted as saying: “The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.” Loneliness is a complex and often misunderstood emotion. It’s not simply the absence of company but a deeper, more profound feeling of disconnection. Despite our hyper­connected world, loneliness continues to affect people of all ages and backgrounds no matter where they live. Feelings of loneliness can also deeply impact the health of the sufferer.

In a report by Dr Vivek H Murthy, the 19th and 21st Surgeon General of the United States, he said: “The mortality impact of being socially disconnected is similar to that caused by smoking up to 15 cigarettes a day.”

How Prevalent is Loneliness?

According to figures published by the Campaign To End Loneliness: ‘In 2022, 49.63 per cent of adults (25.99 million people) in the UK reported feeling lonely occasionally, sometimes, often or always.’ Of those, ‘Approximately 7.1 per cent of people in Great Britain (3.83 million) experience chronic loneliness, meaning they feel lonely often or always’.

Solutions to Loneliness

Thankfully there are now many charities dedicated to helping those who suffer from loneliness for whatever reason. From groups such as Age UK, listening services such as Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM) and Silver Line which specifically offers help to people over the age of 55 as well as numerous online expat forums.

There are also basic tips that loneliness sufferers are encouraged to do such as: Joining a club, becoming a member of a hobby group, and volunteering. One resident of Malaga, Michael McCann said: “I think I am lucky I live in the Lew Hoad Tennis Village (Mijas, Costa del Sol) and I still play. The urbanidation is made up of permanent residents and holidaymakers.”

The 79­year­old British expatriate added: “Of course I have Blackie (Michael’s beloved dog) and friends so I don’t have time to think about loneliness. I think being active is important, so looking after your health is important.”

Loneliness can be a crippling and debilitating condition, but it’s not insurmountable. By understanding its complexities and seeking support from friends, family, or professional organisations, people can find ways to connect and enrich their lives.

LONELINESS AND ISOLATION

THE HIDDEN ENEMY

IT is often said “that you can’t tell a book by it’s cover” and many of us have found that to be very apt in our every day lives. We are all prone to make instant judgements about other people but very often the real truth is hidden from public sight. Living here on the Costa del Sol is a privilege we take for granted. But for many, friends and family have either moved away or passed away. That is a bitter blow and living in a foreign country with different bureaucratic systems and language issues only compounds the feelings of loneliness and isolation.

We often become more insular in our approach to life preferring our own company and in many cases the TV takes the place of real friends. However, feeling lonely does not have to be accepted as a normal and inevitable by­product of getting older.

The ‘hidden enemy’ often brings with it both physical and mental changes. Eating poorly, because you are only cooking for one and ‘depression’ in all its guises are some of the most common features. A recent report suggested that increased social interaction could be ‘beneficial for prevent­

ing brain atrophy and the development of dementia’. Age UK, which is our umbrella organisation said the findings ‘show us how important social interaction is in our lives’.

The nub of their findings is that when it comes to brain function you either ‘use it or lose it’. Why would you want that when a proven solution is to get out and about and meet people? Doing that in Marbella and San Pedro couldn’t be easier with Age Concern on your doorstep.

Built on fun and friendship, the Charity which was formed six years ago are now at the hub of the English­speaking community. Offering real practical help and support through four regular coffee mornings and a Social and Activity centre located in San Pedro, we also have teams of volunteers working within the community to help with feelings of loneliness and isolation.

The Charity offers FREE Welfare advice, support, help and friendship. We’ve been doing this quite a while and many of us have lived here for more than 20 years. This means that we KNOW what you’re going through and are here to help.

We all need people we can talk to, relate

to and share a confidence with. So we invite all English­speaking residents who would like to ‘live their best life’ to get in touch. Call our Helpline ANY weekday from 10 to 6.00pm on 689 355 198, where you will always speak with a knowledgeable volunteer who can answer all your questions. Wish to know when and where we meet so you can check us out then please call for all the relevant information. To join us us ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Like to browse the Internet, then you can find us either on Facebook or our Web page by searching for Age Concern Marbella. Website www.ageconcernmarbella.com

Would you prefer to drop us a line? Then you can email us at info@ageconcernmar bella.com. Include a daytime number and we’ll call you back as soon as possible.

Do you have some spare time to help others? Whatever your skill set or available hours we would welcome your support. Please contact us in any of the above ways.

LATIN GRAMMY Award win

ners for Best Flamenco Album

2022, all female quartet Las Migas will be appearing at San Roque’s eighth White Night on Saturday September 2.

The event will run over two nights, Friday and Saturday and apart from events aimed for youngsters as well as workshops, museum visits and exhibitions of paintings and even crochet, there will be two nights of special free concerts. On Friday at 10pm there will be a performance by the band El Rock sneaks into your Town in the Plaza de la Iglesia. At 11pm its time for ‘Tales to put the little ones to sleep and wake up the older

8th White Night

pop/rock group.

It’s fair to say that the highlight of the weekend is likely to be the appearance of Las Migas which consists of Carolina Fernández (singer), Marta Robles (guitar), Alicia Grillo (guitar) and Laura Palacios (violin).

ones’ behind the church of San Roque Ciudad. Next at 11.30pm there’s a

performance by the Compás Flamenco group at the Mirador Poeta Domingo de Mena (Los Cañones) and then at 1am in the same location, the pop/rock group Long Play will close the evening.

On Saturday at 11.30pm there is bound to be a large audience to welcome Las Migas to San Roque when they appear at the Los Cañones viewpoint and on the same stage, at 1am it’s the turn of the Comando Banderas another much appreciated

Formed in Barcelona in 2004 they have been winning praise from the very beginning, but it wasn’t until 2010 that they released their first of five albums and their big success at the Grammy’s came with Libres after Carolina Fernández joined them in 2019.

Although some may think it a little late, there will be a children’s zone in two different locations one with traditional games in Calle San Nicolás and another with inflatable attractions in Plaza Espartero starting at 11pm and running on until 1.30am, so it’s lucky that the kids can have a lie in on Sunday.

Queen of Magic

MALAGA band Queen of Magic have added another date to their current tour and will appear at the Salón Varietés in Fuengirola for just one night on Saturday September 16 from 7.30pm.

This is a new listing following the run down (in our 1989 edition) of artists and shows being held at this unique theatre aimed at English­speaking audiences living in or visiting the Costa del Sol.

Although the band have

played more than 300 gigs since their formation, this will be the first time that they will appear at the Salón Varietés and the evening is bound to be explosive.

The four members of the band Denyse Sanchez, Lead vocal, David Bermúdez, Electric guitar, Jose Maria Gago, Electric bass and Kini Santos, Drums have studied the music of Queen and perform in such a way that the audience will be convinced that they are listening to the original group itself.

You can be certain that they will play all of the band’s best known numbers from their huge selection of hit albums, but they will also reconstruct the incredible 1985 performance that Queen gave at the Live Aid concert in Wembley where it is generally agreed that they stole the show.

Don’t forget, that the theatre’s 39th season opens on Friday September 8 with Melissa Carver’s Viva La Diva show, with guest singers and dancers, and a repertoire of powerhouse vocal numbers by Barbra Streisand, Aretha Franklin, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston and more!

The show is brand new to the coast and will be for one night only at the Salón Varietes, so grab your tickets now on 952 474 542, online at www.salonvarietes.com or in person from the box office Monday ­ Friday from 11am to 2.30pm.

Tickets for the incredible Queen of Magic show cost €20 per person from the same outlets.

Credit: Las Migas

WHITE NIGHT: Headliners Las Migas play on September 2.

Credit: Queen of Magic Facebook

Queen of Magic recreate the sounds of the mythical band.

Doggy Disco

THREE animal charities will benefit from a special disco event which will take place at the Victoria and Albert pub in Benavista from 6pm to 8pm on Friday September 22. This is the brainchild of Selena MacKenzie of Talk Radio Europe (TRE) and tickets which should be booked in advance cost €5 for dogs and €10 for their human companions can be obtained from Animal Talk with Selina Group on Facebook. This is the third year that the Doggy Disco has taken place and last year’s event was a huge success raising some €2,000.

There is plenty of free parking nearby and the Victoria and Albert pub run by Natalie and Matt has plenty

of outside space where the dogs can enjoy their evening out without causing any problems, plus of course whilst they can enjoy a bowl of water, there is a great choice of slightly stronger drinks for their companions.

The charities to benefit

this year are Adana, Triple A and Rescued Paws Spain and if you can’t make this howling good event then visit any or all of the three charity websites to find out more about their fantastic work and to make a donation so that they can continue with it.

Mijas Pueblo Fair

CONSIDERING how important tourism is to Mijas Pueblo it seems strange that the council has apparently not translated its promotional material for the upcoming Fiesta to honour its Patron Saint the Virgen de la Peña.

Running from September 5 to September 10, almost immediately following the three day music festival in La Cala, the Fiesta is always busy and attracts large numbers of people, both residents from across the municipality and holidaymakers.

This is the last of the annual fairs as earlier in the year, two were celebrated, one in Las Lagunas and the other in La Cala and the high spot of the event which features a great deal of free music will be the procession through the streets of the

Pueblo of the statue of the Virgen de la Peña who is also the perpetual mayor of the village.

Traditionally the Fair (which is split into day and night fairs) starts with the Parade of Giants and Cabezudos (Bigheads) which are accompanied by marching bands and the chosen Queens of the Fair accompanied maids of honour, ending up with a children’s party.

The free concerts start on

Thursday, September 7 with La Jaula at 10pm followed at 11.30pm by the legendary 80s band, Los inhumanos.

Then on Saturday September 9 at 10pm there will be two stars from TV music competition La Voz, Adri, at 11.30pm it’s the turn of top hitmakers Lérica with the final act Café Kanalla at 1am.

Then on the last night, the Municipal Booth, on September 10, welcomes local artist Salma Díaz at 10.30pm and finishes with flamenco from one of Spain’s best known singers José Mercé at 11.30pm.

During the week there will be a wide range of activities for young and old with kids events, a lunch for the elderly, a bicycle procession, a giant paella and fireworks so with all the music and excitement it’s something for everyone.

Cats and dogs don’t always fight.

Credit: Rijksmuseum CC

MIJAS PUEBLO: The procession of the Virgen de la Peña.

Credit: Mijas Comunicacion

Summer moments, with a taste of la dolce vita Leisurely Lunch at Cipriani Marbella

Experience the classic glamour and unparalleled service of Marbella’s coveted lunch spot, Cipriani Marbella, at Puente Romano Beach Resort.

Sip a famous Bellini on the elegant, shaded terrace, and savour traditional Italian signature dishes from the celebrated Harry’s Bar in Venice.

The name is legendary worldwide. Now the Bellini cocktail and Carpaccio ‘alla Cipriani’ that were first invented and named by Giuseppe Cipriani Sr at Harry’s Bar in Venice have arrived in Marbella.

Bringing authentic Italian gastronomic glamour to Puente Romano Beach Resort’s exciting worldclass restaurant collection, this latest addition offers a tempting menu for lunch (and dinner) that reflects Cipriani’s Venetian origins.

As one review said: “There is an indisputable sense of sprezzatura that permeates each one of the Cipriani venues. They carry within them the type of movie star confidence that is only achieved after becoming a global icon and beating all the odds.”

Cipriani Marbella’s à la carte menu is built on the concept of simple Italian food made to perfection. It features signature dishes from the legendary Harry’s Bar in Venice, including Calf’s Liver ‘alla Veneziana’ with Fried Polenta, Baked Tagliolini with Ham, and Risotto ‘alla Primavera’ appealing to a variety of tastes. These Italian favourites use seasonal, premium ingredients and produce, many sourced from Italian farms, adding authenticity to the menu.

The stylish, timeless restaurant, featuring an intimate bar and restaurant decorated in Cipriani’s iconic nautical colours, with Murano glass chandeliers, blue and white terrazzo patterned floor, high gloss wood and contemporary black and white fashion photography adorning the walls. Cipriani Marbella also has a large garden terrace, perfect for long, leisurely lunches.

As the Cipriani motto goes, “To serve is first to love,” so guests can also look forward to impeccable service.

Help save Spirit

SEARCH (Spanish Equine Association for the Rescue, Care and Homing) which is based in Coin is a charity founded by a small group of people who share a common passion for horses.

They have agreed to step in and take over the care of Spirit, a handsome horse that is much loved but in need of shelter and support.

Spirit’s lady owner is in hospital, critically ill due to severe injuries sustained in an accident and her 16­year­old daughter also sustained life threatening injuries after a separate accident at the beginning of the year and is recovering from her injuries.

Whilst her mother is in hospital, she is staying with her aunt helping her to look after three young children and her husband who is also ill after suffering a stroke.

This means that for the immediate future, Spirit has to be found somewhere to live and whilst SEARCH have offered a place, they need to raise funds to care for the horse.

On Saturday September 30 they will be holding a special event at their sanctuary which runs from 1pm to 6pm with some very special guests both local and from Costa Blanca.

Travelling all the way from Benidorm is comedy drag artist Miss Coco Chanel (aka

Colin Brown) a regular star of Bargain Loving Brits in the Sun who will present her ever­popular comedy act.

Also on the bill will be Costa del Sol singers Laura Ellen, Mama Cath and the Phoenix Singers but advance reservations which cost €15 per person to include a buffet prepared by Anita Johnson and drinks at €1 are a must.

Visit www.serch.es for details of the charity’s bank and PayPal accounts or pay with Bizum 633556851.

If you can’t make the event, you can always help with a donation or by offering to become a volunteer.

Marbella Arena

MARBELLA ARENA will be the official venue for the Swing and Sun Fan Fest, a programme of musical performances that forms part of the activities organised as part of the Solheim Cup 2023.

The Solheim Cup is the most important women’s golf competition in the world and will be held for the first time in Spain, from September 18 to 24 at Finca Cortesín in Casares.

Large numbers of people from all over Europe and the USA are expected to descend on the Costa del Sol for this major sporting event.

When the golf is over for the day these thousands of visitors will be looking for somewhere to be entertained and the Marbella Arena has been chosen as the ideal spot to host a selection of musical performances ranging from classical, rock, flamenco, electronic, indie pop and Latin rhythms.

The musical performances will kick off on Tuesday September 19 with Candlelight, a candlelit performance of classics by live musicians.

On Wednesday there will be Más que flamenco, a performance created by the dancer and choreographer David Morales, who will demonstrate the most important flamenco styles in a tribute to legends of this genre.

The evening will close with the innovative work of Mestiza, which combines electronic music and flamenco, fusing folklore and fashion.

On Thursday following the official opening ceremony for the Solheim Cup also held at the Marbella Arena (tickets online from the Arena), the Queen Forever band will pay tribute to Freddie Mercury and

Queen while DJ Víctor Santana while perform later with several live musicians.

Legendary 80s rock band Europe will appear at the Arena on Friday September 22 supported by Spanish pop rock tribute band Apache.

On Saturday it’s the turn of popular UK indie band London Grammar and singer songwriter Birdy,

The musical programme will close on Sunday September 24 with Ritmo Latino’s tribute to Latin American culture.

To see the full programme and to purchase tickets visit https://marbellaarena.com/pr ogramacion/

All of the musicians appearing at the Marbella Arena.

Credit: Marbella Arena

Spirit needs to be taken care of.

Credit: S.E.A.R.C.H.

Cocktail dinner

THE popular Musaka restaurant in San Pedro Alcantara has teamed up with wellknown supplier of soft drinks, Schweppes for an exclusive dining and cocktail evening on Saturday September 2.

Guests can enjoy a delicious threecourse set menu for just €34.90 per person which includes a free cocktail and the atmosphere will be exhilarating with live music and perhaps the best part is that all Schweppes cocktails and mixer drinks will

be just €6 all night!

Situated at Av. Hermanos Alvarez Quintero, 20 opposite the Boulevard there is plenty of parking nearby and a very comfortable terrace as well as a spacious interior.

For a top night of Greek entertainment make sure that you secure your place by emailing the restaurant on info@musaka.es and please note that guests will be required to make a €15 deposit when booking.

Piano in the Park

LOOK forward to Piano in the Park being organised by Arte y Cultura Marbella and the Arts Society Benahavis on Saturday September 23.

The event takes place at the Parque Torre Leonera (the same venue as the earlier Opera in the Park) beneath Benahavis Pueblo and gates open at 7pm so that guests can enjoy a picnic before classical pianist Schay Wickham takes the stage of the amphitheatre at 9.30pm.

Schay, who studied at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama and was a Police Officer for a few years before returning

to music professionally, will be presenting a one­hour concert containing selected works by Chopin, Debussy and Schubert.

Guests are invited to reserve a place by donating €30 per person to the Arts Society Benahavis account with CaixaBank, Urb Guadalmina km.170, 29670 San Pedro de Alcantara, Account: Asociacion Actividades Artisticas Benahavis BIC/Swift: CAIXESBBXXX IBAN: ES73 2100 7309 0002 0014 0088.

Please add Piano in the Park and your name in the reference area when making the transfer.

AWARD ­ winning Spanish theatre company Candileja Producciones (Musicals for All) was formed 14 years ago with the aim of creating a number of musicals which would help to educate both young and old and to assist in creating social transformation.

Professional actors with and without disabilities (physical or intellectual) work together to normalise the appearance of those with disabilities on the professional stage.

The very popular story of Peter Pan created by J M Barrie (who gifted the copyright to Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital in London) will be presented at the Felipe VI Auditorium on Sunday October 1 from 6pm.

THE ACE Dog Shelter in La Cala de Mijas will be holding a Funday at Club la Naranja in Calahonda from 11am ­ 4pm on Saturday September 30.

There will be several stalls selling different arts and crafts items as well as delicious home ­ made cakes, all accompanied by music provided by Noele Noone.

There will be a grand raffle and at 1pm a fun quiz overseen by Alan Boardman with a nice prize for the winner and visitors can also enjoy

Peter Pan ACE Fun day

food and drink from the bar. Entry is free, but those who would like to attend are invited to donate dog or cat food (preferably dried food) and the charity is always looking for old sheets or towels which making perfect bedding for the animals (but no pillows or cushions please as they are too much of a temptation to

cal adventure which features pirates, mermaids, Indians and fairies.

Enjoy the spectacular and colourful staging, puppets, incredible visual effects and great musical numbers ranging from pop to soul in this twist on the classic tale that aims to amuse, excite and educate young and old.

Tickets cost €14 plus booking fee per person but there are a range of discounts available for the elderly, students, families and parties of 10 and more via https://tafestepona.entradas

Harvest Festival

THE Manilva Harvest Festival which brings the many celebrations in the town to an end for the year covers the coming weekend of September 2 and 3.

10pm in the Plaza de la Vendimia, where Calle Mar will be filled with music and dance followed by DJ Turbo.

sharp teeth.

Based in La Cala de Mijas since 1999, the ACE Dog Shelter has rescued and rehomed more than 26,000 dogs ­ and cats ­ and is currently taking care of more than 300 canines and 150 felines. For more information visit www.ace ­ charity.org or email in fo@ace­charity.org

The celebration will begin on Saturday, September 2 at 7pm with a solemn Holy Mass in honour of Our Lady of Sorrows, which will be accompanied by the Choir of the Municipal School of Music in the Church of Santa Ana, in Manilva.

Later, the Virgin will the centre piece of a procession accompanied by the Municipal Band followed by the traditional grape offering. The fun will really start at

Sunday will begin with a tasting of wine and grapes produced locally and while visitors will receive gifts produced in Manilva

The Day Fair will open at 1pm on Calle Mar, followed by a parade of horsemen at 1.30pm then from 2pm, the street will be full of music and dance.

The Festival will close with Rockopop, playing a tribute to the hits of the 80s and 90s, which will begin at 9pm.

Join Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up and Wendy in this fun musi­

The evil Captain Hook and his crew.

Credit: Candileja Producciones

MANILVA: The 2022 celebrations.

Credit: Manilva Council

Heat claims 1,800 lives

John Ensor

SINCE June 1, the Daily Mortality Monitoring System (MoMo) of the Carlos III Health Institute has recorded 95,904 deaths. Of these, 1,834 have been directly linked to the scorching heat. The data shows a peak on August 12 with 79 deaths. However, the latest figures from August 22 indicate 68 heat­related deaths, though these numbers are continually updated, according to a news source.

“The impact of heat isn’t merely a heat stroke, which is the least of concerns. The heat itself is a stress for the body,” said Dominic Roye, Head of Data Science at the Climate Research Foundation (FIC). He, along with Aurelio Tobias from the Centre Superior of Scientific Investigations (CSIC) and Carmen Iñiguez from the University of Valencia, recently launched the Summer Heat Attributable Mortality in Spain (MACE) application.

MACE’s data suggests that from June 1 to August 22, there were 8,821 heat­attributable deaths. However, it doesn’t account for geographical differences, gender, and age groups, potentially overlooking many more fatalities.

Roye explains that the mortality rate spikes when the average temperature reaches 26.9ºC. This summer’s average was 24.5ºC, with August at 26.2ºC and July at 25.3ºC. Although this summer has been extreme, it hasn’t been as severe as 2022, which witnessed 28 days of extreme heat and 8,815 related

Cost of online grocery shopping

ACCORDING to the latest Regional Supermarket Price Barometer published by Soysuper, an expert company in online supermarket price measurement in Spain, the cost of filling an online shopping basket varies across provinces. The analysis, reflecting the trends for summer 2023, reveals significant differences in online shopping expenses, according to a news source.

deaths. Official data from the INE indicates that mortality surged by 20 per cent between May and August 2022, with heat stroke and dehydration deaths doubling compared to three years prior.

Heat strokes account for only 2 to 3 per cent of heat­related deaths. The primary concern is the exacerbation of existing health issues, particularly cardiovascular and respiratory ailments. Poor sleep due to extreme heat also poses health risks.

To combat the heat, it is suggested maintaining a regular sleep schedule, wearing light clothing, ensuring a dark environment, and aiming for room temperatures between 18 and 21ºC. If these conditions aren’t achievable, a warm shower, not too cold, can help lower the body’s temperature, signalling it’s time to rest.

Huesca is the most expensive province in Spain for online purchases, at 0.91 per cent above the national average, followed by Soria (0.73 per cent), Navarra (0.67 per cent), Bizkaia (0.60 per cent), and Ciudad Real (0.56 per cent). On the other hand, the Galician provinces of A Coruña, Lugo, Pontevedra, and Ourense are the cheapest, along with Cuenca (0.45 per cent).

By Autonomous Communities, Galicia continues to be the region with the cheapest average prices for the 10th consecutive year, at ­0.82 per

cent, ahead of Murcia (­0.44 per cent), Madrid (­0.40 per cent), Valencian Community (­0.19 per cent), and Andalucia (­0.17 per cent). Conversely, Navarra (0.67 per cent), the Balearic Islands (0.51 per cent), and Aragón (0.45 per cent) have the most expensive prices.

“For the analysis carried out, the prices of identical products of the entire assortment, both manufacturer brand and distributor brand, of each of the eight large online supermarkets that deliver in various autonomous communities in Spain (Alcampo, Caprabo, Carrefour, DIA, Eroski, El Corte Inglés, Hiper­

cor and Mercadona),” explained the comparator, which updates daily the prices of more than 150,000 products from nine of the large online supermarkets in over 4,700 postal codes. Lleida has seen the most significant price increase in the last year for online purchases, descending 30 positions in the ranking and becoming the eighth most expensive in 2022 (0.48 per cent). In contrast, Girona has lowered its prices significantly, rising 16 positions in the ranking, from an average of +0.06 per cent to ­0.19 per cent.

HEATWAVES: Try to keep yourself cool.

Online prices vary.

63.8% property ownership in the UK.

Self-employed scheme

John Ensor

HOW difficult is it for selfemployed workers to make a living? For those brave enough to venture out on their own, challenges like Social Security contributions can be daunting. A few months back, José Luis Escrivá’s ministry made a landmark change, introducing progressive contributions based on the taxpayer’s income. Yet, there’s still much to be done, according to a news source on Wednesday, August 23.

On a more positive note, the Ministry of Employment of the Regional Government of Andalucia has recently launched a new aid scheme. As from the end of July, selfemployed individuals in Andalucia can benefit from two subsidy lines, with a total funding of €578,000. The deadline for applications is September 30, 2023.

The first line of aid is for those looking to employ someone to care for their children under three. The

second is for hiring a replacement during periods of pregnancy risk, childbirth, adoption, or foster care. The first subsidy offers up to €7,200 for self­employed individuals under 30, those with a disability of 33 per cent or more, women, and victims of gender violence or terrorism. Those not in these categories can receive €6,000.

The second subsidy is tailored for women experiencing high ­ risk pregnancies. They can receive a maximum of €3,000 for eight months or €1,700 for 16

Special delivery

COMING from the birthplace of Amazon in Seattle, we are well acquainted with online delivery. And it’s a good thing too. Living in rural Spain means relying heavily on purchasing things on the Internet. It’s either that or driving a long way.

weeks in the event of childbirth or adoption, and €1,800 for 18 weeks. If the replacement is a non ­ employed individual, a woman, a man under 30, or someone with a disability of 33 per cent or more, the amount can increase by up to 50 per cent.

Applications for both subsidies can be made online via the Electronic Headquarters of the Junta de Andalucía, using an electronic certificate. Once submitted, the administration will take up to six months to process and notify the applicant.

Generally, we are delighted with the delivery times in Spain. Sometimes, even amazed at how swiftly a purchase is delivered after pushing the Buy button before bed only the night before. But we have learned that here in Galicia when we receive the ‘Your order has been delivered’ email. Delivered is a relative term.

Our online orders will

arrive by one of several different delivery companies. Or even by random taxi. My husband, Jeff, has developed a shipping matrix, so he’ll know where to expect delivery. But the CTT express guy retired recently ­ he was the one who had my WhatsApp and would call me directly, even for packages addressed to Jeff. To make sure I was home or to tell me where he hid the box. The new guy won’t come to the house, and the delivered emails are phantoms. Jeff couldn’t get a straight answer until one terse reply, ‘Your package is at the gas station.’ Our only gas station doesn’t take Ama ­

zon packages. Jeff went there to fill up and enquire about our package anyway. The attendant looked confused, only to return from the back with our box ­ headscratcher.

Random taxis often knock on the door with a package. Correos Express will come to the house. Regular Correos, our mail lady, will also come to the house to deliver for Amazon. She holds the ladder for me if I’m out pruning my fruit trees as an added service. So, we can’t complain. Logistics is better here than in the US, even in rural Spain. And the ladder­holding is always free.

Kelli Field is an American expat writer/blogger living in rural Galicia, and a volunteer for Age in Spain. Some of her other writing about moving to and living in Spain can be found at www.vivaespanamovingtospain.com

NEW SCHEME: Some individuals can apply for aid.

TOP TEN HOTTEST PL

SUMMER 2023 is shattering temperature records across the globe with Spain battling yet another heatwave that is rewriting the history books. Meteorologists predict that this scorching heatwave will culminate in what could be one of the five hottest days the nation has experienced since 1950. Over the past 72 years, Spain has endured its share of heatwaves but this summer stands out affecting the Iberian Peninsula and its surrounding archipelagos with unrelenting intensity.

Unlike previous heatwaves that primarily target specific regions, this one blankets the entire peninsula leaving almost 100 regions sweltering under the weight of temperatures reaching 46 degrees Celsius in some parts. This phenomenon is more than just a general temperature increase, it is a seismic shift in weather patterns.

As Spain struggles through this heatwave let’s have a look at the top 10 hottest places in Spain.

LA DEPRESIÓN DEL GUADALQUIVIR IN ANDALUCIA

La depresión del Guadalquivir or bética is a geographical depression in the southwest of the Iberian Peninsula, coinciding with the Guadalquivir river basin. It covers an area of approximately 35,000 km squared. It is bordered by the Sierra Morena mountain range and the Subbética mountain range. The area has an average altitude of 100 metres above sea level making it the lowest in the peninsula. At the mouth of the river are the Guadalquivir marshlands protected by the Doñana National Park.

This region, home to the city of Cordoba holds the record for Spain’s highest temperature ever recorded, a blistering 47.3 degrees Celsius in Montoro. Guadalquivir is known for its scorching summers and while the Guadalquivir Valley heatwaves set records, these heatwaves have shattered records, particularly in select mountainous areas.

INTERIOR VALLEYS OF TAJO, GUADIANA, AND SEGURA

Situated in the heart of the peninsula, these valleys experience sweltering summer temperatures. The intense heat in these areas can often push the mercury well above comfortable levels making them some of the hottest zones in Spain.

Running through this area is the River Tajo, the longest river in the Iberian Peninsula, its waters have been diverted to the south of Spain to help with crops since the 1980s, however, due to repeated droughts and climate change the river is now at the heart of a water dispute. This year the situation is at its climax as Spain faced an unprecedented rainfall deficit. The level of the river is so low it is possible to walk through it in some areas.

EBRO VALLEY IN ARAGON

The Ebro Valley is a large geographical region in the northeast of the Iberian Peninsula. It experiences a meteorological phenomenon known as the Foehn effect, which leads to a rise in temperature and dryness. The Foehn effect is a weather phenomenon where cool wet air on one side of a mountain range becomes warm dry air on the other side. This phenomenon contributes to making the Ebro Valley a hotspot for scorching summer temperatures.

EASTERN CANARY ISLANDS

The eastern islands of the Canary Archipelago, including Gran Canaria and Fuerteventura, are known for their hot climates. The combination of trade winds and Saharan dust contributes to ele­

vated temperatures, making these islands some of the hottest in the Atlantic.

ANDALUCIAN HINTERLAND

Beyond the Guadalquivir Depression, the wider hinterland of Andalucia, including areas like Jaen and Granada, experiences searing summer heat. These regions often see temperatures climb into the high 30s and low 40s making them stand out in the country’s heat map.

Due to Granada’s Moorish influences, you can take a break from the heat by visiting some of the region’s most iconic sites like the Alhambra Palace or the Palacio de Dar al­Horra. These buildings really do offer a refuge from the stifling heat due to their clever design and the thick walls.

CENTRAL PLATEAU

The expansive central plateau, including provinces like Ciudad Real and Toledo, is infamous for its scorching summer temperatures. The flat terrain and lack of coastal influences contribute to the intense heat experienced in this region.

MADRID

The capital city and its surroundings are no strangers to heatwaves. With urban heat island effects amplifying the high temperatures, Madrid often swelters in summer. The ongoing 2023 heatwave has even pushed the city to potentially break its temperature records. This is why the ‘madrileños’ tend to have a second home on the coast of Spain where they can retreat during the summer months to take advantage of the cooling sea breeze.

La depresión del Guadalquivir in Andalucia.

The Alhambra Palace, Granada.

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Summer evening in the Parque Retiro, Madrid.

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LACES IN SPAIN 2023

MURCIA

Located in the southeast of Spain, Murcia is known for its arid climate and scorching summers. The region’s proximity to the Mediterranean Sea contributes to its high temperatures, often exceeding 40°C during the hottest months. This is why the residents of Murcia often have a summer home on the coast where they also try to escape the sweltering inland temperatures.

Although as the coast of Murcia is known as the Costa Calida, the warm coast, due to its micro­climate there is not much respite to be had. This region experiences high levels of humidity which have caused real fee temperatures of 50 degrees Celsius at times during this hot summer. With rainfall averaging less than 34cm annually scoring a semi­desert and in southern areas even desert status according to the Koppen classification.

VALENCIA

This coastal region experiences a combination of intense summer heat and humidity. The combination of these factors can lead to stifling conditions, making Valencia a contender for some of Spain’s hottest locations. On August 10, during the most recent heatwave parts of Valencia saw some of the highest temperatures in Spain with the area near Valencia Airport recording 46.2 degrees Celsius.

EXTREMADURA

With its continental climate, Extremadura is known for its hot and dry summers. The region’s interior location means it’s not influenced by coastal breezes, contributing to its reputation as one of Spain’s hottest areas.

While the 2023 heatwave paints an extraordinary picture of extreme temperatures across Spain, these 10 regions have long been known for their scorching climates. As the world faces the reality of changing climate patterns, these areas serve as reminders of the challenges posed by rising temperatures and the importance of preparing for the impact of a warming planet.

Tell us about your experiences with the heat in Spain, have you found the heat more intense this year? Tell us about the climate in your area, do you live in one of the hottest regions? How do you cool down in the summer, any top tips?

Valencia has broken records for the highest temperatures in Spain 2023.

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Interior Valleys of Tajo, Guadiana, and Segura.

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Badland area in the Region de Murcia

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DENMARK

Religious respect

THE Danish government plans to introduce a law making it illegal to desecrate holy books, responding to recent Quran desecrations that triggered outrage. Denmark seeks to prohibit the mistreatment of religious objects, extending the ban on burning flags. Offenders, aiming to incite or in public, face fines or a maximum two-year jail term.

F-16 support

IN a significant move, the Netherlands and Denmark have announced their commitment to providing F-16 fighter jets to Ukraine. President Volodymyr Zelenskyy lauds this support as a gamechanger for Ukrainian forces battling Russia's aggression. The F-16s mark a crucial reinforcement after Zelenskyy's persistent appeals, as Ukraine seeks to gain an upper hand in its counteroffensive.

Celtic Days

THE Celts make nodding acquaintance with Belgium as from 11am on September 2 and 3 there will be parades and performances by Pipes Bands from Belgium, Scotland and Brittany, harp concerts, Celtic concerts and shows by Asturian, Breton, Scottish and Irish dances at the Celtic Days event in Thy-leChateau.

Young hero

AN unidentified young man recently found himself in a situation at a Brussels station where he could see a young woman on the rail track.

Without a second thought he jumped off the platform, ran across one set of lines, grabbed hold of her and dragged her back to the platform and safety.

Tourism wave

ITALIAN visitors contribute significantly to Albania's thriving tourism industry, which made up 20 per cent of the nation's GDP last year. Among the numerous Italians who holidayed in Albania in July was Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni. She even settled the bill for some fellow Italians who left a restaurant without paying.

Smartphone crossing

PAVIA in Italy has introduced the world's first pedestrian crossing system aimed at safeguarding those who walk with their eyes glued to their phone screens. When the traffic lights turn red, the first part of the crossing is illuminated in a bright red light. This visual signal is designed to catch the eye of those absorbed in their phones, compelling them to stop and think before stepping onto the road.

Lucky charm

Penguin General

IN a quirky display of tradition, the Norwegian military has bestowed the title of Major General upon a penguin named Sir Nils Olav III. Hailing from Edinburgh Zoo, this king penguin rose to the third-highest rank in Norway's armed forces.

The ceremony, a nod to a mid-20th-century practice, occurred during the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo.

Sir Nils Olav III: From Zoo to Major General.

Wolf man

HIKERS in Germany's Harz Mountains stumbled upon a chilling sight - a mysterious naked ‘wolf man’ who authorities speculate has roamed the wild for half a decade. Gina Weiss and her friend Tobi encountered the unkempt figure carrying a spear. The wild encounter lasted 10 minutes, leaving quite an impression on the hikers.

Germany rebounds

GERMANY'S economy has pulled out of a technical recession as its GDP showed no growth in Q2 compared to a 0.1 per cent contraction in the prior quarter.

The halt in activity from April to June ends the consecutive negative quarters seen in 2022's last quarter and this year's first quarter, marking a positive shift.

GERMANY

Minibus crashes

PRESS EURO ITALY

NORWAY FINLAND

Child free

DUTCH travel company Corendon is the first in Holland to introduce child-free zones on its flights to the Caribbean island of Curaçao. For an additional €45, travellers can book a place at the front of the plane where a curtain will separate them from crying babies or noisy toddlers.

On your bike

THE phrase “on your bike” has been listened to by thieves in The Netherlands. The Dutch have expanded their love for riding electric bicycles in greater numbers and they are becoming a valuable target for crooks who know that there is a ready market for them in Eastern Europe.

A TRAGIC accident involving a minibus carrying seven children occurred on a secondary road in the village of Houeillès, near Landes in southwestern France. The vehicle left the road and ran into a concrete parapet, resulting in the death of one passenger, a 12-year-old boy. Four other pupils were also said to be in critical condition.

Scooter ban

ON September 1, the 15,000 self-service scooters available in Paris will disappear from the streets of the French capital. By the end of the month, Paris will become the first European capital to completely ban these two-wheelers. Anne Hidalgo, the socialist mayor of Paris, had personally campaigned for the vote, stressing the eviction of these scooters would reduce 'nuisance' on the streets.

Businesses stung

EARLIER this year, an international film crew, working on Europe's most expensive series titled 'Constellation,' descended on Lapland with a team of 200 to 300 members. Despite attempts to communicate with Turbine Studios' German department and Apple TV where the series is hosted, the issues remain unresolved. The film crew left behind unpaid invoices amounting to over a million euros.

Independence Day

IN Helsinki, Ukraine's Independence Day was commemorated on Thursday, August 24. In the evening, a sunflower procession wound its way through Helsinki's centre. Ukrainians view the vibrant sunflower as a symbol of peace and resilience. After the Chernobyl disaster in 1986, Ukrainians planted sunflowers. The flowers not only represented renewal and hope, but they helped extract toxins from the soil.

A WOMAN from Tullow, Carlow mistakenly believed she won €25,000 on a Lotto scratch card, only to learn from her daughter that she'd won €250,000. Having never bought such a card before, her unexpected win led locals to humorously 'rub' her for good luck. She plans to use her winnings for home repairs and a new car.

Comedy returns

AN Irish sitcom, Mrs Brown’s Boys, is set to return to BBC TV next month after spending a decade off air. The much-debated Irish comedy is gearing up for a comeback with a quartet of episodes in a mini-series format. Viewers can look forward to the first episode scheduled for September 8, this year.

Speed cameras

AS of September 1, there will be 37 new speed cameras located on Portugal’s road system. These will add to the 61 existing cameras. In a statement, the National Road Safety Authority (ANSR) informed that for the first time on Portuguese roads, a total of 12 'average-speed' cameras will be installed at selected locations.

Doctors strike

A NATIONWIDE strike has been called in Portugal by the National Federation of Doctors (FNAM), scheduled for November 14 and 15. The union is demanding fair wages and decent working conditions for all doctors in the National Health Service (SNS). An FNAM statement explained: “We reached the end of August, 28 days after the FNAM submitted its counterproposal to the Ministry of Health regarding salary scales, and we still have not received a response.”

IRELAND PORTUGAL SWEDEN

Solo album

AT 73, Agnetha Fältskog, one of the original members of the legendary Swedish group ABBA is planning to release a new solo album after signing a record deal with BMG. Along with Björn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson, and Anni-Frid Lyngstad, Agnetha set the music world on fire in the 1970s with a string of massive global hits after winning the Eurovision Song Contest in 1974 with the song Waterloo.

Bear attack

TWO cases of hunters being attacked by bears have been reported in Jämtland County. According to Olov Hallquist, the head of game at the county administrative board: “The persons were bitten on the arms and the extent of the damage is otherwise unclear.” Such incidents are unusual he added: “It is something that can happen in connection with bear hunting, which is a potentially dangerous animal.”

BELGIUM

FRANCE

FINANCE

BUSINESS EXTRA

Another try

MICROSOFT made another attempt to buy Call of Duty­maker Activision Blizzard after UK regulators blocked the original $69 billion (€63.5 billion) deal. Although Microsoft claimed the new offer was “substantially different,” the UK’S Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) said agreeing to review the deal was not “a green light.”

Abu Dhabi deal

BRUSSELS authorised the €600 million purchase by Abu Dhabi’s sovereign fund ADIA of 17 hotels owned by Equity Inmuebles that are run by the Mallorcabased Melia company and include the ME and Plaza de España hotels in Madrid. The deal went through in June, but had to wait until now for the EU’s go­ahead.

Pain gain

ITV is investing approximately £5 million (€5.85 million) in advertising for joint pain relief brand Flarin in return for a minority stake in the company. The Flarin deal is ITV’s first consumer healthcare investment and will introduce brand awareness to millions of UK viewers via ITV platforms, the company said.

Winter warmer

TWO months of the Brussels deadline, Spain is the first EU country to completely fill its gas storage facilities, ready to cover possible supply problems this winter. Europe has achieved storage levels which would have been hard to imagine in March 2022, said Enagas chief executive Arturo Gonzalez.

Slowdown

FACTORY output in the UK slumped to its lowest level since 2020 when the country was emerging from the first Covid lockdown, the Confederation of British Industry (CBI) announced. This was the latest indication that the Bank of England’s interest rate hikes were slowing the economy, the CBI said.

STAT OF WEEK €420 million

in turnover last year - a 6 per cent increase - for the Jealsa fishery group’s subsidiary Escuris, the company which supplies Mercadonas’s Hacendado own-label tinned tuna and mussels.

Naturgy

fine Ortega looks West

Linda Hall

AMANCIO ORTEGA, the billionaire Inditex founder, has expanded his real estate empire with the €213 million ($232 million) acquisition of West Loop Tower in Chicago.

The tower located on 727 Madison Avenue has 492 luxury properties distributed over 45 storeys and is Chicago’s tallest building west of the Kennedy Expressway.

The operation was carried out on August 4 by Pontegadea, the company which oversees the real estate and private equity

investments made by Ortega, Spain’s richest man and one of the world’s wealthiest people.

According to reports in the Real Deal publication, the €213 million that Ortega paid was the highest price for a Chicago residential building since be­

TRADE talks between the UK and India are nearing their final “but trickier" stages, government sources told the BBC.

As Trade secretary Kemi Badenoch visiting India for a meeting of G20 Trade ministers on August 23 and 24, conjecture that a trade deal could be struck before PM Rishi Sunak’s September visit.

“Currently there is no expectation in government that a full deal will be agreed by then,” the BBC learnt.

They hoped a deal was only months away, the sources said, but emphasised there were still some ‘big nuts’ to crack.

Prime Minister Boris Johnson, promised in April 2022 that a deal would be settled “by Diwali.” Johnson’s self­imposed October deadline came

No AI qualms

CONTRARY to popular fears, more jobs could be available in professions exposed to Artificial Intelligence (AI).

A Bank of Spain study concluded that the professions which used new technologies generated most employment.

The Bank’s report, New Technologies and Jobs in Europe, examined links between labour market developments and new technologies including AI in 16 European countries between 2011 and 2019.

“Results appear to be linked to the pace of technology diffusion and education, but also to the level of product market regulation (competition) and employment protection laws,” the report added.

fore the pandemic.

The US is attracting most of Ortega’s property investments, following Pontegadea’s €505 million (€487 million) purchase of a New York apartment block in October 2022 and more luxury apartments, the Kiara

Tower in Seattle, for €305 million ($324 million) at the end of last year.

Pontegadea is not limiting its US investments to residential properties, as Ortega bought an automated logistics centre in southern California’s Inland Empire Area from hypermarket chain Walmart €98.9 million ($109 million) in July.

This came 12 months after he first entered the logistics sector with the purchase of a FedEx platform in Menomonee Falls, near Milwaukee (Wisconsin) worth about €35.2 million ($35 million).

Hopes for India deal

grant more visas for Indian workers.

The UK also hopes that India will agree to allowing a greater number of UK business firms and service industries to establish themselves in the country.

“Up to 80 per cent of the UK economy is services­based,” William Bain, head of Trade Policy at the British Chambers of Commerce told the BBC.

THE National High Court’s Public Prosecution department has opened an enquiry into Naturgy’s electricity prices.

The investigation follows on from a Facua consumers’ association complaint which maintained that prices charged between March 2019 and December 2020 in the area covered by the Sabon 2 power station in Galicia were illegally manipulated.

Naturgy profited €43 million from the high prices and last June, Spain’s National Markets and Competition Commission (CNMC) ordered the company to pay a €6 million fine and €35.5 million to compensate the consumers who were overcharged. Naturgy has confirmed that it will lodge an appeal with the High Court.

Unreasonable

OFGEM has fined the US bank, Morgan Stanley £5.41 million (€6.33 million) after its energy traders communicated via private WhatsApp accounts.

and went, but the UK is still very keen to reach agreement with India.

Over the past 12 months, the trade talks have come up against several obstacles, particularly Britain’s refusal to

Wilko shutdown

THOUSANDS of jobs will be lost as Wilko prepares to close most of its stores ‘in the near future’. No buyer came to the rescue of the family­owned household and garden products chain, which has approximately 400 stores and employs around 12,500 people. As weeks of talks with potentially interested parties fell through, Wilko’s only option was to call in administrators from PricewaterhouseCoopers after running out of cash.

The budget retailer borrowed £40 million (€46.8 million) last year, reorganised its leadership team and cut jobs, while selling off a distribution centre to raise cash.

Despite the chain’s economic problems, the Wilkinson family paid itself £3 million (€3.51 million) in dividends during the year ending in February 2022.

The administrators would be supporting staff “through this deeply unsettling time,” they said.

“This is one of the last areas where India would want to reach agreement at this point. “That's where it has leverage,” Bain explained.

“Having much more visa access to the UK will be part of the key things that get a deal over the line,” he said.

Another contract

STATE­OWNED QatarEnergy awarded a €598 million ($650 million) contract to Spanish engineering firm, Tecnicas Reunidas.

The contract, Tecnicas Reunidas’ fourth in two years from QatarEnergy, involves connecting the Ras Laffan industrial area with new liquefied natural gas (LNG) tanks and export facilities in the north of the country.

The Spanish company will also provide connections, ancillary systems, and other support elements for LNG facilities at the North Field South Project.

Located in the north ­ east of the Qatar peninsula, North Field is the world’s largest gas field not linked to an oil field and accounts for 10 per cent of the world’s known natural gas reserves.

They habitually discussed transactions when buying and selling energy between January 2018 and March 2020, the UK’s energy regulator said. Morgan Stanley did not take ‘reasonable steps’ to ensure that staff used communication methods which could be handed over should investigators ask for information.

This was the first­ever UK fine issued under legal requirements to record and retain electronic communications relating to trading wholesale energy products, the regulator explained.

Near at hand

THE UK’s high street banks must ensure that customers can access cash within three miles of their local communities. Following the closure of thousands of branches and increased online banking, banks failing to provide a minimum service would be fined, the government confirmed, as the Financial (FCA) would make sure that banks and building societies were respecting these standards.

“Ministers are looking to banks to help protect vulnerable groups and elderly customers by maintaining present levels of cash access across the UK,” the Treasury said.

CHICAGO ACQUISITION: Amancio Ortega buys luxury apartment block.

KEMI BADENOCH: Hopes to move India trade deal talks along.

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DOW JONES

Meta blow

CCC BARCELONA DIGITAL SERVICES, whose employees scour social media for illegal content and fake news, is laying off 334 of 2,400 employees, owing to reduced demand from Facebook owner, Meta. The dismissals follow 680 temporary redundancies in March, which resulted in 100 job losses, with another 150 employees leaving amid claims of “worsening conditions.”

Making amends

POST OFFICE chief executive

Nick Read is returning part of his 2021­22 £455,000 (€532,199) bonus that was linked to findings of the Horizon enquiry. Read has apologised for “procedural and governance mistakes” that arose from the faulty Horizon IT system which resulted in erroneous accusations of false accounting and theft for 700 postal workers.

Rose in clover

Linda Hall ALISON ROSE, scandal ­ hit former Natwest chief executive, is not foregoing her £2.4 million (€2.81 million) salary package.

Rose, who received £5.2 million (€6.08 million) last year, jumped before she was pushed, resigning in July amid the ‘debanking row’ involving Nigel Farage, whose Coutts accounts were closed owing to his political views. Coutts now belongs to NatWest, still 38.5 per cent owned by the taxpayer following an emergency bailout in 2008.

Allegedly, Rose also leaked information regard­

Clean ammonia

SPAIN’S Fertiberia will work with Norwegian company Horisont Energi on developing Eurpe’s biggest clean ammonia plant.

Both companies signed an initial cooperation agreement to build the plant in February and have now signed another that gives Fertiberia a 50 per cent stake in the Barents Blue project, which has received a subsidy of 482 million Norwegian krone (€41.74 million).

The project uses natural gas from the Barents Sea gas field and will eventually be able to produce a daily 3,000 tons of clean ammonia.

The carbon dioxide resulting from the ammonia production process, will be permanently stored in a ‘geological reservoir’ on the floor of the Barents Sea, 100 kilometres off the Norwegian coast.

Up and down

ing the Ukip leader’s finances to the BBC.

NatWest revealed she would be paid while working the year’s notice specified in her employment contract. Consequently, the 53­yearold will receive a £1.2 million (€1.4 million) salary, £115,566 (€135,261) in pension payments, and approximately £1.2 million (€1.4 million) in NatWest shares.

Rose will still have access to around £26,250 (€30,723) in perks including a company car and chauffeur, life assurance, and personal security. She could also receive bonuses on top of her fixed pay package.

NatWest stressed that Rose’s notice period “would continue to be under review” and, since her pay was subject to clawback regulations, the bank could order her to return a portion of her previous pay should there be evidence of misconduct.

CASA TARADELLAS, known for ready­to­eat pizzas, ham and chorizo, reported 2022 sales of €1.16 billion, 8.5 per cent more than the previous year and the biggest increase since 2011. Despite a record year, the Catalan company announced that owing to increased overheads its profits had fallen for the first time, although it did not reveal the amount involved.

Arm’s length

CAMBRIDGE­BASED chip designer Arm intends to list on New York’s Nasdaq in September and is currently completing the formalities prior to selling shares in the US. Arm did not reveal the number of shares for sale or their price, but its proposed initial public offering (IPO) is believed to be in the region of $70 billion (€64.22 billion).

PAY PACKAGE: Defenestrated Alison Rose on course to receive this year’s salary.

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Everyone needs a dinosaur

to sweep the country. At the start of 1958 I received a message from my new agent informing me I was invited to audition for a coming season at the London Palladium in a show entitled ‘Large as Life’.

ENJOY THE FLIGHT OUR VIEW

ODD to be referred to as a Dinosaur in the somewhat derogatory letter published last week. It actually got me thinking how our existence is often steered by those among us who have endured for somewhat considerable periods. Age and experience are of course extremely important to the survival and advancement of the human race. Indeed, if we only relied on the young to guide us in this existence, we probably wouldn’t be allowed to continue beyond the age of around 25!

I do however agree that some of our older representatives can be a total pain in the proverbial to those eager to forge ahead. It got me thinking of my own experiences with those I considered to belong to an age gone by. In the early 50s, my teenage band had attained some measure of success with the introduction of skiffle, which had begun

The pop era was in its infancy and there were still only a small number of UK singers actually involved in this new form of entertainment. I duly auditioned and to my surprise and delight I was actually selected for the show. My skiffle band were not invited as it required Rock n Roll, so it was with a great sadness I decided to leave my beloved group and join the new band that was being formed from jazz and session musicians. It was led by a brilliant saxophone player Rex Morris, who later joined up with ‘Lord Rockingham’s Eleven’, having a hit with ‘There’s a Moose Loose Around this Hoose’ the following year.

The show was to be a presentation of music through the ages. This entailed beginning with minuets and culminating in the new phenomena of RnR. We were told to rehearse four songs for our spot in the final

part of the production. Rex and I attacked the rehearsals with gusto. Unfortunately the other members were jazz men who also hated the new music. Still, we were soon ready. Then the bomb dropped. The producer also despised RnR! He was in fact, yes you’ve guessed it; a Dinosaur! In the end he cut us down to one song (’Whole Lotta Woman’).

He actually went further and even excluded us from the printed programme. We always stormed the show and I even delightfully gained a short fling with Hattie Jacques, who was starring with Harry Secombe and Terry Thomas among others. But we never got anywhere. He also left us out of the Royal Variety Command Performance that year. The show itself was a resounding success but Leapy’s career hit a brick wall. All down to a Dinosaur, who actually gave the public a great show. So you see we do need our Dinosaurs. Even though they are sometimes difficult to agree with. Keep

THERE is no question that whilst air travel is an absolute necessity in today’s world, it can be stressful and often bring the worst out of travellers.

Unless you are very rich or have a job which allows you to travel in business or first class, the majority of travellers look to get the best deal, often travelling at inconvenient times in order to save money.

It’s something of a conundrum however as the socalled economy airlines continue to create packages which only offer the barest of options such as a seat and access to the aircraft and then passengers have to go through a maze of options regarding baggage, seat position and much more before arriving at a final price.

Then to cap things off, if you don’t follow all of the instructions to the letter then you can find yourself having to pay out even more once you are at the airport to get your bag in the right place and heaven help you if you haven’t downloaded your boarding pass properly.

Assuming the flight isn’t cancelled (which is happening more and more) and you find your seat (which for most people will be cramped) you might discover that fellow passengers are drunk and fighting or that you can’t get a snack on board because it wasn’t booked in advance or the airline doesn’t take cash!

Now some airlines are offering passengers a new option whereby if you pay a premium, you will be seated in an ‘Adults Only’ cabin so in theory you won’t be sat next to screaming babies or noisy children, although how a simple curtain will silence them is not revealed.

NEATER HEATER WANT ‘SQUIRRELS’ AS CUSTOMERS

RICHARD and Tony from NEATER HEATER are urging all our readers to start preparing for next winter now. “We really want peo ple to imitate SQUIRRELS” said Tony “As we know; all the other woodland crea tures just laze about in the summer, relaxing. So when the winter comes they have to furiously compete with each other for the scraps left over or hide ­ away and hiber nate, waiting for next summer. But not the squirrels! Squirrels plan for the winter by hoard ing nuts, berries and seeds in the summer, so when winter comes they are well prepared for it, and are able to enjoy themselves on

SQUIRRELS: Are well prepared for the winter during the summer and so should you be.

those nice bright winter days when the sun does come out. They are obviously the wisest creatures in the wood. And that is what we want our customers to be.”

“What Tony is trying to say” interjected Richard, “is that when winter finally arrives in Spain, Northern Europe has been cold for months. This means that Chilly Czechs, Frozen Fins and Shivering Swedes have been stripping the shelves for months. Every year we have panicking customers calling us in December, des ­

perate to have heaters supplied and fitted by Christmas. Frequently these customers have to compromise on their choice, or be put at the back of a long queue. Every year we think to ourselves ­ ‘It’s a shame you didn’t order them in the summer when we had loads of them in stock and, equally as important, the time to process the orders’.”

NEATER HEATER is the sole Spanish distributor for BEHA and ADAX NEO convector heaters. We currently have more stock than ever before at various locations, just waiting for the ‘squirrels’. Please feel free to call us on 634 312 171 for more information, or visit our website www.neaterheater.es , or email info@neaterheater.es.

Views of a Grumpy Old Man

got me thinking about how people, especially politicians, have changed or invented words to disguise what’s really happened. I remember I kept reading about ‘collateral damage’ in the air raids in Iraq etc and it took some time for me to understand that they were killing innocent people at the same time as the baddies and even sometimes their own soldiers. Pre-emptive Strike: this is the new term for attacking people who haven’t touched you yet.

To put it in a more social setting it is equivalent to going up to a man in a bar and punching him just in case he happens to spill your beer later on. “I’m glad you asked me that” means that the interviewer is not going to get an answer in any way, shape or form from the slimy, lying, thieving politician smiling like a silent assassin sitting opposite him!

Jo Pugh CELEBRATIONS have been underway to mark the 111th birthday of Britain’s oldest man, John Tinniswood, who reached the milestone on Saturday, August 26.

Originally from Merseyside, John Tinniswood was born in 1912. At The Hollies care home in Southport, friends and family gathered to commemorate the occasion.

John attributed his longevity to enjoying fish and chips on Fridays and doing things in moderation.

What happened to a day trip? What is the need to invent new words? Watching American Idol the geezer says the song is ‘dope’ which, when I was young, was someone we considered to be a little silly. But now being the dope is a form of compliment! The worst thing of all is using last year’s word, whatever that is. So this

So now I’m going to give myself some downtime, put on my onesie and do something on the outer net.

Maybe have a munch as I don’t want to get hangry! In other words I’m getting changed, going to watch TV and have something to eat.

Laters!

Mike’s opinions are his own and are not necessarily representative of those of the publishers, advertisers or sponsors.

FROM POSTER GIRL TO MONSTER ON THE WARDS

other NHS hospitals to heed the warnings of whistle ­ blowers and act on them promptly?

‘Everything in moderation’ is a phrase most of us have heard at some point in our lives, probably advised as caution against going overboard with an activity, such as eating, shopping, drinking, working out, or spending time watching TV.

Buffet binging.

1. The Buffet Binge: Ever found yourself at an all­you­can­eat buffet, facing a plate tower that threatens to eclipse the sun? Moderation steps in like a wise old owl, gently advising you to opt for a selection of bites.

John Tinniswood.

2. The Gym­aholic: You’re at the gym, deadlifting the equivalent of a small elephant while guzzling a protein shake the size of a bathtub. But moderation reminds you that progress doesn’t require bench­pressing the entire gym.

3. The Netflix Marathon: We’ve all been there ­ sinking into the couch with a bottomless bowl of popcorn and a vow to binge­watch every season of a show in one sitting. But moderation swoops in, proposing a daring compromise: try watching just two episodes and then stretch your legs. You’ll be amazed how many hidden talents your legs have, like walking for example.

4. The Social Media Scroll­fest: Scrolling through social media can quickly leave you questioning the meaning of life. Moderation taps you on the wrist to set an alarm that rings once you’ve done your duty to Facebook.

So go forth, embrace the art of moderation, and remember: too much of a good thing can sometimes be the most amusing thing of all.

274-Mile cycle ride

TWO scarcely comprehensible questions remain about the monstrous serial killer/psychopathic nurse Lucy Letby: why did she do it ­ and why didn’t the hospital stop her?

We may never know what exactly motivated Letby (‘poster girl’ for her hospital’s fundraising appeal) to commit her evil acts.

But the second question as to how the case was handled ­ the catastrophic and deadly failure by NHS administrators ­ is even more baffling.

Fundamentally, the NHS must learn from this latest shocking failure that stems, partly, from an unwillingness to confront the worst­case scenario, but mainly from a need to protect the reputation of the hospital and its administrators. How ready are

But surely the worst thing about this story is people’s reaction to it. A generation ago people would react with shock, disbelief, even outrage that someone was accusing our wonderful NHS of providing anything other than first­class care.

Nowadays, people wearily shrug their shoulders and say, “Well, what can you expect, it’s the NHS.” Some will make excuses ­ Letby’s just plain evil, hospitals are understaffed, under­resourced. Others will react with anger ­ but NO ONE is surprised...

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WHEN Mark Hughes’ father, Chris, passed away at 62 this year, the bond they shared over cycling inspired Mark to embark on a poignant 274mile journey. Carrying his father’s ashes, he set out on an emotional ride.

Chris wasn’t just Mark’s father; he was his best friend, even standing as the best man at Mark’s wedding the previous year. Tragically, a few months post the joyous occasion, Chris began experiencing severe headaches. In March 2023, he was diagnosed with an aggressive brain tumour, wrote a local news source.

By July 15, at Ystrad Mynach Hospital, surrounded by loved ones, Chris departed, merely four months post­diagnosis. Mark expressed his desire to share this heart­wrenching tale, hoping it might prompt others to be vigilant about potential brain tumours, regardless of age or health.

Just two days after the funeral, Mark began his monthlong cycling expedition around Wales on Chris’s mountain bike. This wasn’t just a tribute to his father but a mission to

fundraise for Brain Tumour Research. Mark, from Rogerstone, Gwent, said: “When I saw the challenge it seemed a fitting way to celebrate something he loved while raising awareness of brain tumours.”

In the UK, 16,000 individuals receive a brain tumour diagnosis annually, with a mere 12

per cent surviving beyond five years post­diagnosis. Mark hopes that by participating in this endeavour he will motivate individuals to seek medical advice if they harbour any doubts. As Mark nears the end of his challenging journey, he’s already amassed over £4,000 through JustGiving.

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Eyes reveal signs of Parkinson’s

Jo Pugh

MARKERS indicating the presence of Parkinson’s disease in patients an average of seven years before clinical presentation have been discovered.

‘Neurology’, the medical journal of the American Academy of Neurology published the results by research teams from University College London (UCL) and Moorfields Eye Hospital.

These results were made possible by the largest study to date on retinal imaging in Parkinson’s disease. The study identified Parkinson’s markers in eye scans with the help of artificial intelligence (AI).

Parkinson’s is a progressive neurological condition, characterised by a reduction in dopamine, and

post­mortem examination of patients with Parkinson’s disease found differences in the INL (inner nuclear layer) of the retina.

The study confirmed reports of significantly reduced thickness of the GCIPL (ganglion cell inner

Sea salt therapies

plexiform layer), and for the first time reduced thickness of the INL was observed. In addition, it found reduced thickness of these layers was associated with an increased risk of developing Parkinson’s..

SPAIN’S beautiful coastlines are not just for sunbathing; they’re also a source of therapeutic sea salt treatments. The mineral­rich waters of the Mediterranean offer an inexpensive and natural spa experience right at the beach. Bathing in these waters can soothe aching muscles, while the salt’s exfoliating properties rejuvenate the skin.

For those seeking something more structured, many coastal towns offer

specialised thalassotherapy centres, utilising seawater and marine products in various treatments. From a simple beach dip to targeted spa therapies, embracing the Spanish sea’s healing potential is a wonderful way to blend relaxation with health benefits.

Expats and locals alike are discovering that the coast offers more than just scenic beauty; it’s a source of well­being too.

Beauty on a budget

LIVING in Spain doesn’t mean you need to splurge on your beauty routine. From local markets offering fresh, natural ingredients for DIY skincare to affordable Spanish beauty brands providing quality hair care, the options are diverse.

Tap into the wisdom of generations by using olive oil and lemon for radiant skin, or explore budget ­ friendly salons known for their excellent service.

Supermarkets also carry cost ­ effective alternatives that don’t compromise on quality. The secret to beauty on a budget in Spain lies in embracing local traditions and products, ensuring you look your best without breaking the bank.

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SEA SALT: The Mediterranean is mineral rich.

FINDING a sense of community can make all the difference when adapting to a new country. For UK expats in Spain who enjoy staying fit, joining a local running club can be the perfect solution.

Many Spanish cities offer running groups tailored to the expat community, providing a fun way to meet like­minded individuals while keeping in shape.

These clubs often cater to all levels,

Fresh

SPANISH summers, with their increasing warmth, can challenge even the most seasoned expat. Sweating? It’s not just you. To stay fresh, consider light, breathable fabrics, crucial for those midday strolls.

BODY MISTS: Perfect for a quick spritz.

whether you’re a seasoned runner or just starting out.

Beyond the physical benefits, running with others can boost your mood and foster lasting friendships. So why not lace up those running shoes and discover a welcoming, energetic community waiting to embrace you? The road to fitness and friendship in Spain might just start with a single run.

Aluminium ­ free antiperspirants can combat sweat without blocking pores. Remember, local ‘farmacias’ stock refreshing body mists, perfect for a quick spritz. Keep hydrated ­ sipping water cools the body internally. And, embrace the siesta culture; a short afternoon rest indoors evades peak heat. Let’s not forget, the Spanish weather is part of its charm. So, with these tips in hand, you can embrace the summer while staying comfortably fresh.

Liability insurance for dogs

THERE has been a great deal of reader comment about the introduction of mandatory third party liability insurance for owners and their dogs.

The general opinion appears to be that it’s either a waste of time and can’t be properly enforced or it’s a money making project (as insurance is taxed) which is go­

Comments

Some 9.3 million dogs in Spain, they estimate lowest cost of insurance about €24 per dog , you do the maths. Was this law written by the insurance companies and of course each policy carries tax. What do you do if you foster dogs for a charity or a stray that is not chipped, has no legal owner, but under the new law the municipality has to take it in and fund all the feeding and vets’ bills .

Brian Flude

Does this apply to UK visitors who bring their dogs to Spain for a month or two?

Colin Compton

In reply to Brian: Such a stupid law and it will probably lead to hundreds of dogs being abandoned. Owners who would love to be able to afford a health insurance for their pet are now being forced into a public liability insurance… even if they have a gentle pet that would never harm anyone.

Tobi

Waste of time. How about compulsory insurance for cyclists????

Roy

Apparently, this still has to be passed by the various communitates which are able to ignore it if they wish. There is likely to be a three­month introductory period as nothing is in place as yet, including the online exam to ensure (not a joke) that you can handle your dogs. Here in Valencia Vox now rule, who are sceptical about welfare acts that over ­ reach the problem, so it is possible they will ignore it.

Peter Squires

I agree with Tobi, I am a pensioner with three rescue dogs and this bill will be added to an ever­decreasing income. My dogs are gentle and well ­ behaved, kept on a lead in public, are microchipped and vaccinated. This new law will solve nothing in the welfare of the mistreatment of dogs, but will only cause hardship to the

ing to particularly hurt pensioners who don’t have a great deal of spare money but rely upon the comfort of their dogs.

Currently many dogs are not chipped and there are daily reports of pets being abandoned without a thought, so maybe this will be another law ‘more honoured in the breach than the observance’.

kind souls who rescue them.

Marileen

What is the impact of this law on tourists travelling from outside the EU with a dog? Does the liability coverage they may have as part of a homeowner’s insurance policy meet the law’s requirements?

Lee Johansen

So what happens to the owners of hunting dogs as they are not even in the animal welfare law here in Spain, which is a disgrace… like they are nothing.

Brian

Yet another necessary yet useless law. Useless because it will not be policed, laws prohibiting dogs on beaches for instance. I live opposite a very busy beach where one of the laws is NO DOGS. There are hundreds of dogs allowed to roam free, unleashed with no police intervention, actually no police presence to be seen and this is in the centre of town. Dog licences should be mandatory, and enforce micro chipping for all pups.

Alan

Great treatment

Hi Leapy, I read with interest, as I always do your columns, about you having a pacemaker, and your praise for the hospitals etc. Like you I have just had my third one fitted, and I also cannot praise the Alicante hospital, and the care I have received enough. Since 2004, the treatment has been brilliant. This latest one has a device by my bed that communicates the information directly to the hospital, 40kms away, they can monitor, adjust etc ... real hi tech! ... just hope they have not put a tracker on it...hahaha. Anyway I hope yours will keep you in good shape, I will clock 80 in January, and feel very lucky to live in Spain.

PS. Last time I saw you was in a bar in Golf del Sur, Tenerife, we all got up and sang a few songs. The guy I was with, John, a drummer, had connections with the Gidea Park band , nice memories.

Best wishes regards Pete Rafferty X

MARBELLA MOMENTS

BY NICOLE KING

THIS week I’d like to talk about children, precious beings that will carry us into the future. I’ve had the privilege of raising my own and being privy to their understanding of life through their experiences.

I’ve learnt more from them than probably anyone else and together with the hundreds of children I’ve met through my work, I have come to appreciate that their self ­ worth de ­

I believe

pends entirely on how their parents and subsequently teachers see and value them.

Each child is happy to be themselves until we start to compare them to others, usually through looks, behaviour and academic achievement. Love can become conditional if these factors influence our appreciation of their worth.

My daughter always makes the most beautiful

birthday cards with long, heartfelt messages inside.

As a child one day she felt devastated because instead of commenting on the sentiment, all the attention was first drawn to a spelling mistake. Immediately it was apparent that this meaningless error took away all the focus from the meaning of the moment.

We need to constantly remind ourselves to value our children, their thoughts and their opinions. My son once asked me, at eight years old, how he could learn from a teacher that may be older and have more information than him but thought himself more intelligent; my son knew that this was not the case. He couldn’t understand why he was meant to feel inferior to

this person and rightly so. We all have something to learn and yet frequently say to our youngsters “how can you not know?” … None of us do, until we learn or are taught; this is not a weakness. My son also used to have nightmares and huddle terrified in the corner of his crib and point at things we couldn’t see. He explained years later that this started happening way before he knew how to talk to tell us.

We underestimate our children all the time. They are more aware than us

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us, it is up to us to protect and guide them and let them grow in their own unique direction. They are not to be herded and they should be heard.

Yesterday my granddaughter was ‘accused’ of being shy and yet I later realised that she wasn’t being shy, she was assessing the person and the situation. Not only does she have every right to do so, she must do so in order to develop her instincts and learn to trust her gut feelings. I should have said

that at the time so she wouldn’t have questioned her reaction; which was the correct one.

With back to school looming and the worldwide suicide pandemic on the increase, please take a moment to reflect on what we really want for our children, is it academic praise that gives us bragging fodder with our peers or is it confident and rounded people who like just how they look and how they are and that want to be around us?

Catherine McGeer

THE siesta is a term derived from the Latin ‘hora sexta’ (sixth hour) and has its origins dating back to ancient Roman and Greek civilisations. The idea of taking a short nap during the hottest hours of the day was a response to the practical need to escape the scorching midday sun and conserve energy.

While Spain is perhaps the country most associated with the siesta it is a tradition that is common in many other countries. In Mediterranean countries, Southern Europe, the Middle East, mainland China, Japan, India, and Central and South America an afternoon nap is also common. Italy calls it the riposo and the coast of Croatia refers to it as the pizolot for example.

The siesta and the long lunch break in the middle of the day seem to have become synonymous with laziness. The opposite of this is in fact true, the Spanish siesta and long lunch breaks became popular after the Spanish Civil War when Spain’s economy was in ruins. Most people needed to work two jobs. Many left early in the morning for their first job, then they came home for lunch and had a rest at midday during the hottest hours of the day, but many people needed to use this time to travel to their second job. When speaking to Spanish business owners they com ­

Time for a siesta

al residents, and tourists most said they don’t usually have time to nap, but when they do have time they love it! Julia Mansfield on holiday said “The best thing about being on holiday is having a lovely lunch out by the beach and then going back to the apartment for a siesta.’”Some long ­ time British residents who have retired on the coast say they always try to have a siesta, especially during the summer months.

mented that the ‘siesta’ time is now used for behind ­ the ­ scenes work. José Maria Fernández who owns a local shop said “I go home for lunch but then

usually come back to restock the shelves before the store reopens in the evening.”

When speaking to locals, internation­

When discussing the Spanish siesta one particularly contentious topic that takes centre stage is how long the nap should be. Answers ranged from a quick 10 minutes to a wonderful twohour nap during a summer day off. According to the experts, a 20 ­ 30 minute ‘power nap’ between 1pm and 3pm is better than coffee! These short naps can improve focus and memory, reduce fatigue, improve your mood, and productivity, relieve stress, and improve your performance.

There is also a 37 per cent reduction in coronary mortality for those who choose to regularly nap at midday.

EMBRACING THE PAUSE: Discovering the essence and benefits of the siesta tradition.

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NATIONAL ENIGMA

MOST countries, whether accurately or not, are considered either first world or third, democracies or autocracies, stable or fragile. On all three first points, Norway clearly qualifies and Sudan does not. And many, such as Romania and Malaysia, actually fall in between. But what about the United States?

Millions live in many parts of the USA in third world conditions of crime, ignorance and poverty, but the country has unparalleled wealth and privilege in other areas. It has a written democratic constitution, the world’s largest economy and military power. It is a leader in scientific research and innovation. It proclaims itself the guardian of the free world and has millions of talented, responsible citizens. But how stable is it within?

We know that in 2020, 74 million people voted for Trump to continue as their President.

This was despite the fact that, during his four ­ year term, the USA had become a laughing stock. It was clear that Trump’s egoism bordered on insanity, the he was immature, psychologically challenged and dangerously lacking in judgement.

So, what was the legacy of his presidency? On the domestic front he tried to interfere with the authority of the

Supreme Court as well as the freedom of the media, the electoral process, free trade, Obamacare and social harmony. On the international stage he withdrew from the Paris Climate Change Agreement and denigrated United Nations, NATO and the World Health Organisation. And, since his removal from office, he has appeared or will appear in court charged

with inciting a riot, stealing classified documents, undermining the democratic vote, attempting to steal votes in Georgia, and probably tax evasion and sex offences. Yet, even if he were in jail while a candidate, millions have said they would vote for him. To persuade them otherwise would be like trying to teach a pig to walk on its hind legs.

Subsequent interviews with his supporters reveal a frightening disregard for reality. They would accept him as President even if he were caught on video setting fire to the Oval Office. They might as well be voting for somebody to host a pop concert rather than the leader of their country. Even those who don’t believe Trump’s lies and bizarre rants, would support him. These supporters are as much a threat to democratic stability as Trump himself.

But, more astonishing is the attitude of Republican politicians in Congress including the Senate. Although some have finally realised the gravity of the situation, others still regard Trump as fit for another four years as their President. It b*ggers (sic) belief.

Perhaps, to millions of citizens, he has a perverted kind of charisma. Personally, I find him repetitively boring every time he speaks. It seems that the millions of his supporters are as deluded as he is, and this is worrying for a nation with so much power and influence.

David Worboys’s opinions are his own and are not necessarily representative of those of the publishers, advertisers or sponsors

DAVID WORBOYS THINKING ALOUD

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Grooming your pet

FOR UK expats settling in Spain, finding the right pet grooming service is an essential part of ensuring a happy and healthy life for their beloved pets.

Spanish weather, especially in the southern regions, can be a real challenge for certain breeds, and proper grooming becomes more than a matter of appearance. Many Spanish cities offer a range of pet grooming services to suit every budget and need.

From local groomers providing a simple wash and trim to luxury pet spas offering a full range of treatments, the choices are wide.

One thing that’s particularly pleasing for UK pet owners is the emphasis on quality and care in many Spanish grooming salons. Many establishments are staffed by trained professionals who not only understand the best aesthetic treatment for pets, but also have knowledge of skin care to help combat local climate­related issues.

Expats will also find that many groomers offer services tailored to the specific needs of different breeds.

Whether it’s dealing with a thick coat that’s not suitable for the Spanish heat or providing a trim that reflects a breed’s heritage, these groomers can

provide the necessary care.

Language barriers needn’t be a concern either. In many expat­friendly areas, English­speaking staff are common and are more than willing to discuss your pet’s specific needs.

Engaging with local pet grooming services is not just about maintaining your pet’s appearance; it’s about ensuring their comfort and well ­ being in a new and sometimes challenging environment.

It’s a great way to make sure that both you and your pet enjoy everything Spain has to offer.

STARTING September 29, 2023, a significant legal change will take effect in Spain, requiring all dog owners to secure public liability insurance for their pets. This new regulation, marking a noteworthy stride towards safety and responsible pet ownership, aims to provide financial security in incidents involving dogs, safeguarding both owners and potential victims.

With an ever ­ growing number of dogs in Spain’s urban areas, the risk of accidents and unexpected incidents is increasing. Whether it leads to property damage or personal injury, the financial consequences can be substantial.

Public liability insurance acts as a vital safety net, ensuring just compensation without burdening victims or owners. Non­compliance with this essential regulation comes with severe penalties. The fines for failing to secure the mandated insurance can range from €500 upwards to a substantial €10,000, depending on the circumstances.

Spanish authorities have been explicit in their determination to enforce this rule firmly, reflecting the importance of responsible dog ownership. For both expats and locals, understanding and complying with this law, is now a crucial aspect of dog ownership in Spain.

This new rule aligns Spain with other European nations that have similar regu­

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lations, creating a culture of accountability and empathy. Now is the time for dog owners to act by researching and securing the appropriate public liability insurance. This step is not just a

legal necessity but a responsible approach to pet ownership. Spain’s move into this new era sends a clear message: owning a dog comes with well­defined responsibilities.

Tristram Cosgrave ­ Dog and cat owner, Malaga

PET GROOMING: To suit every budget.

PET OWNERSHIP: New rule provides financial security.

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CLEAN AND SEAL TERRACOTTA TERRACES, COVERS ALL COSTA DEL SOL.

TEL: 671 244 683 (303059)

MARBLE FLOORS polished high shine non-slip. Fast Service Reliable, family-run business. TERRACOTTA CLEANED and sealed. No job too small. Cleansol 10am – 10pm 7 days all areas. 952 930 861 / 607 610 578 Discount code: EWN 1 CLEAN (206437)

MARBLE POLISHING, CRYSTALLISING, LASTING, HIGH SHINE. REGRINDING, RESTORATION OF SALTY, DEAD FLOORS. 27YRS EXPERIENCE. RELIABLE. REFS AVAILABLE. CYRIL. 645 840 199

FOR SALE/WANTED

WANTED Gold, Silver, Rolex & Patek Philippe Watches Tel678 716 693 (288662)

FRIENDSHIP

MAN 65 not vaccinated, seeks friendship with an unvaccinated woman. Similar age, sincere, reasonable, balanced, humanitarian, kind, good person who likes alternative aspects - spirituality. 619 805 714 (304261)

FURNITURE

GATE REPAIRS

ELECTRIC GATE/GARAGE

DOOR automation repaired. Free, no obligation quotation. Call Colin - 636 394 641 (290156)

GATES

ELECTRIC GATES /Garage Doors. Intercoms/access control systems and replacement remotes. New installs and repairs. For all your electric gate and garage door requirements call us on 605 356 469/952 786 178. The Garage Door Co & 2 Way Gates. tgdc@ hotmail.co.uk www.2way gates.com (295301)

GLASS CURTAINS

GLASS CURTAIN repairs, specialist in replacement of discoloured plastic strips that act as a seal between the glass panels. Call Julian 655 825 931 (302477)

HANDYMAN

HANDYMAN: General Building work, painting, wall/roof waterproofing & other jobs. Call Michael 622 755 666 (302044)

HEALTH & BEAUTY

ALL TYPES OF ELECTRICAL work, re-wiring, fault finding. Professional & experienced. Frank Tel. or Whatsapp 650 561 629 (303497)

ELECTRICIAN FLOOR POLISHING

MARBLE FLOOR (2.50€ / m2) WHY PAY MORE. WE CLEAN, CRYSTALLISE, SEAL THEN POLISH YOUR MARBLE TO HIGH GLOSS, NON-SLIP. PROFESSIONAL GUARANTEED, FAST SERVICE. 25 YEARS EXPERIENCE. ALSO REPAIRS DAMAGES TO MARBLE,

FURNITURE wanted, same day collection, also house clearance and removals. Also buy cars, campervans, boats & bikes. 697 511 071 (290142)

GARDENING

PROFESSIONAL garden services from Fuengirola to Estepona. All aspects of gardening and full maintenance and landscaping, free quotes, competitive prices. Contact Andrew 600 259 981 Andrew@ garden-professionals.com

IRRIGATION

IRIS-IRRIGATION and landscapes. TRENCHLESS NO DIG Irrigation installation, Cables, Fibre Optic, Electric & Lighting Cables. New Installations & problem-solving. Turf (supply and laying). Garden constructions. Tree surgeon. Clearing. Astro Turf (Free Quotation) 676 747 521

BOTOX & fillers from €80. Skinny Jab & Fat reducing injections. Cover Coast & Inland. www.beautifulmarbella. es 609 347 086 (303371)

HEATING

Fires: Electric, Gas. Quality guaranteed. EnviroCare. All areas covered. 952 663 141 / 670 409759. info@envirocare spain.com www.enviro carespain.com (303385)

VINYL WRAP

VINYL SOLUTIONS WHY REPLACE WHEN YOU CAN RENOVATE? Modern adhesive vinyl coverings in hundreds of styles and designs can renovate a tired kitchen, bathroom, wall panels, bedroom wardrobes, fridge doors. Turn a tired looking wood designed kitchen into a modern solid colour or metallic look without painting or replacing. Work carried out on site with 10 year warranties Contact Ian 644 546 176 for design brochure and samples. (303296)

HOT TUBS new used, bought, sold, hired. Also move & repairs. Used good Hot Tubs for sale. 691 973 131 / +44 7836 379122 (303337)

ALHAURIN FURNITURE EMPORIUM furniture wanted, same day collection, also house clearance and removals. Also buy cars, campervans, boats & bikes. 697 511 071 (290142)

MOTOR INSURANCE . For the most competitive quotes in English call Linea Directa on 952 147 834, you could save as much as 30% and you can transfer your existing no claims bonus. Call Linea Directa on 952 147 834 for motor insurance with a human voice in English from Monday to Friday 9am to 6pm and save money now! (200726)

STAY SAFE! Abbeygate Insurance Call 971 277 455 For your security www.abbey gateinsure.com (291234)

ENGLISH LOCKSMITHS, SECURITY & SHADE EXPERTS. FREE HOME SECURITY SURVEY. 636 770 865 / 952 660 233

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ENGLISH LOCKSMITH emergency & appointment, locks changed, patio doors & windows secured. All locks supplied insurance approved. Fast & reliable service. No hidden extras or nasty surprises. 657 466 803 www.a1lock smiths.es (290138)

SAN PEDRO. Sandra. Professional relaxing, tantric massage. Young, slim, work alone, unforgettable moments. Nueva Andalucia. 641 346 278

PURE RELAXATION in Nueva Andalucia with attractive independent masseuse. Tantric and other special massages in private apartment. For gentlemen and couples, with no rush attention to your needs 656 350 401

ENGLISH ELEGANT independent & affectionate lady in late 40s, gives a sensual golfers massage to relieve tension in her discreet private apartment. Satisfaction guaranteed. Call 680 177 569 (303709)

FUENGIROLA . Fuengirola Central. Mary, masseuse specially trained in gents. €50/hour. Monday to Friday. 697 441 387 (FU 3063)

RIVIERA DEL SOL . Dana, Cuban masseuse, fun and spontaneous. My hands will offer you a unique experience, with a mixture of smells, sounds, sensations . Contact me without obligation 951274723, 650237145. (303656)

CALAHONDA . Leila, Arab masseuse, expert in the art of seduction and tantric massage. Authentic masseuse who manages to transmit the physical and emotional pleasure with the 5 senses. Tantric massage, sensual or body to body to perfection. Make an appointment. 650237145 (303656)

BUTTERFLY - Massage, is the ideal place for people with high sensitivity, with a taste for body to body interaction, who enjoy the sensuality and magic, feeling the warm hands of an attractive masseuse running through their body. Our masseuses have been chosen not only for their physical attractiveness, but also for their sensuality and massage skills. Only by appointment 951274723 , 650237145 (303656)

CALA DE MIJAS . Looking to get out of your routine? Excellent professional masseuse and with exclusive attention for people who want and wish to relax and live a unique experience. If you are looking for discretion and good treatment, here I am. I’m Sara and I hope you ask for your appointment as soon as possible because I am very busy.

650237145 (303656)

masseuse with many years of experience. Book your appointment. 650237145 (303656)

CALAHONDA . I am Mery, a young, simple and natural girl who hides among her shy appearance the best kept secrets of relaxing, descontracture and stimulating massage. I massage both men and couples. 650237145. by appointment only (303656)

NEAR Elviria. Viky, undoubtedly I am the most sensual and, sweet latin masseuse you have ever met. Tantric sensitive massages very special, body to body with oil! I will make you feel very relaxed with a good massage and the end will be your choice. 951274723, 650237145 (303656)

ASIAN MASSUER offers relaxing full body massage. Home Visits. WhatsApp 641 980 066 for details (304166)

CALAHONDA. I am your ideal masseuse if you want to enjoy a massage, relaxing and sensual, I will use all my charm and my secret techniques of relaxation and mutual connection. Dana –650237145 (303656)

MARBELLA CENTRE - the ideal place for relaxing massage in the city centre. Available 24h and prices from €50. For reservations and information call 620 366 817. (302600)

PROFESSIONAL MALE muscled masseur. Full-body relaxing, deep tissue and therapeutic massage. In/outcalls. WhatsApp me 607 595 906 (304067)

FUENGIROLA - Johanna Brazilian 45yrs Mature Masseur. Relaxing Massages. Best relax guaranteed. Tel: 617.818.615 (296396)

LOS BOLICHES - Carolina Pretty Masseur, 45yrs Relaxing Massage, Guaranteed relax634.703.111 (296396)

BENALMADENA lovely lady, offering you a very relaxing body massage. Call for an appointment 634 209 427 (302046)

ASIAN wellness massage

Nice area west Marbella. Guaranteed results. 623 554 233 or 623 594 698 (301500)

ESTEPONA area. Kannika sweet Asian masseuse. Various massage. For more service details WhatsApp me 602 427 095 (FU 2891)

FUENGIROLA Paula 30 years old beautiful, soft sensitive massages, deep body relaxation techniques 641 244 707 (FU 2908)

UKRAINIAN/ THAI slims, friendly, beautiful hands massage. Marbella. 604 428 812 (FU 2980)

ASIAN ladyboy and gay, authentic professional/traditional massage therapy unique treatment, clean atmosphere. Marbella. 603 257 690 (MI 570)

JAPANESE massage. Marbella. Relaxing, less stress. 664 177 216 (MI 559)

MARBELLA Tantric ritual massage with aromatherapy to leave completely renewed. 642 751 070 (2907)

MASSAGE! Outcalls everywhere in Costa del Sol! Independent lady offer sensual massage. 613 731 259. (FU 3049)

SARA Venezuelan, professional relaxing therapeutic & sensitive massage. I can visit you. For more information contact me 632 770 051 (303021)

THAI Benalmadena Costa. Body-body full massages. Visits, Hotels. Whatsapp 689 387 448 (MI 568).

BENALMADENA Private Villa: DANIELA from Colombia 19yrs Masseur. New on the Coast. in C/ Imperio Argentina N.1 in Benalmadena. Incalls Outcalls 24hrs. Tel. 662 52 78 15 (304209)

BENALMADENA: IRINA Russian Masseur, model, slim, Russian, Spanish, English. Incalls & Outcalls 24hrs. Tel. 673 88 75 47 (304209)

BENALMADENA Masseur, massage, jacuzzi, outcalls 24hrs. Incalls & Outcalls. 24hrs. Tel. 673 88 75 47 (304209)

BENALMADENA: Sandra Spanish Masseur and Amaliaduo massage & relaxing. Incalls & Outcalls. 24hrs. Tel. 673 88 75 47 (304209)

NEW FUENGIROLA centre, beautiful blonde Sofia, 20 years old, massages and relaxation. 603 366 841 (FU 3059)

FUENGIROLA. Relaxing massage made by alternative gender masseuse. Violeta Chiropractor. 660 867 374 (FU 3053)

ASIAN lady tantric sensory generate self esteem body technique, fantastic relaxation massage Marbella. 603 208 080 (MI 569)

BENALMADENA. FRIENDLY attractive masseuse, relieve muscle tension. From €50. 613 106 153. (FU 3058)

SAN PEDRO DE ALCANTARA - Camilla Masseur 33private apartment - 603 804 443 (303731)

COLOMBIAN Yeraldin, I do massages and something else. I am independent, 45 years old. I am in Nueva Andalucía 611 245 461 (FU 3060)

FUENGIROLA centre. Naomi beautiful mulatto 19 years old massage and relax. 603 366 841 (FU 3059)

ASIAN Touch try something different combination Oriental European, absolutely relaxing massage relief pain stress, luxury place. Marbella. Elviria. 633 705 558 (MI 569)

ASIAN MASSUER offers relaxing full body massage. Home Visits. WhatsApp 641 980 066 for details (304011)

FUENGIROLA private apartment 4 new friends in the city treat yourself. Total discretion. 603 366 841 (FU 3059)

OLGA Mature Masseure relaxing & sensitive. Outcalls & Incalls. 24 hrs. Marbella – Tel: 632 467 580 (304040)

SAN PEDRO BEACH. RE -

LAXING AND SENSITIVE MASSEUSES WELCOME YOU IN A PRIVATE AND DISCREET PLACE. YOUNG AND PLEASANT. WITH APPOINTMENT. EASY, PRIVATE PARKING. TEl.. 666 194 079 - 674 679 757.

FILIPINO MASSAGE CENTRE , where hearts of Asian professional massage daily. 604 421 973 (MI 569)

RELAXING Massage for Men & Couples. Feel free from tension & stress Call Dany 603 202 758 (302043)

RIVIERA DEL SOL . Close your eyes and let yourself be carried away by your imagination. I am waiting for you in an atmosphere suitable for relaxation and sensuality, without noise, with candlelight and soft music. Before you start, you just have to relax, breathe slowly to free your body and mind... I’ll take care of the rest. Miriam, qualified

FUENGIROLA. Japanese Shiatsu & Zen Ki relaxing and therapeutic massage. Excellent service guaranteed. Home Visits. WhatsApp for appointment 693 988 340 (304051)

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Heated pool, Jacuzzi and private bar. Inland private retreat with a full massage service. 662 913 428 (FU 3033)

ESTEPONA . Susana, Latin Girl sculptural body, trained for deep relaxing massage. 697 705 304 (FU 2786)

BENALMADENA: MariaColombian Masseur - blond long hair, Incalls & Outcalls 24hrs. Tel. 673 88 75 47 (304209)

BENALMADENA: Alicia Spanish professional & relaxing Masseur.. Incalls & Outcalls. 24hrs. Tel. 673 88 75 47 (304209)

FILIPINA /Thai, exclusive prostatic, deep, hard, soft massage pleasure to body mind therapy, exotic professional relaxation, clean, good atmosphere. Elviria. Marbella. 679 126 231 (MI 569)

SAN PEDRO DE ALCANTARA - Camila Masseuse 33, slim, pretty - private apartment - Call 603 804 443 (304270)

ASIAN PROFESSIONAL Massage, sensual, relaxing & therapeutic, to release tension & stress. Fuengirola. Call 613 592 062 (304091)

JESSICA 28 Estepona. Full tantric massage High class service. Private apartment. 711 030 670 (304094)

FUENGIROLA . Marisa, 38 years old, mature, all kinds of massages. Only WhatsApp. 631 659 408 (FU 3045)

PROFESSIONAL massage on the table. Fuengirola. Irina, blonde. 605 076 407 or 632 110 023. (FU 3044)

MISCELLANEOUS

GOLD & SILVER Bought & Sold, Rolex & Patek Philippe Watches Tel - 678 716 693 (288662)

ACE OF SHADES - Don’t let the bugs get you! Available in enrollable, slider and pleated. Large choice of colours including wood effect. Tel: 951 273 254 / 671 732 204 / info@aceof shades.design (101730)

MOSQUITO Screens for windows, doors and a high-quality sliding patio door screen. All finishes available. Quick service. All areas covered. Call Julian 655 825 931 (302477)

MOSQUITO screens, sliding, pulldown, pleated, colours, call Mosquito Nick 647 072 861 www.mosquitonick.ws (295855)

MOTORING

CAMPER VANS , CARAVANS, MOBILE HOMES, BOATS AND ALL PLANT, DIGGERS, DUMPERS, MOTORBIKES, CARS AND COMMERCIALS WANTED. BEST PRICE PAID, CASH TODAY, ANY REGISTRATION WITH OR WITHOUT PAPERS. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837 (290189)

CARS, VANS, ANY RESGISTRATION, INSTANT CASH, FINANCE / EMBARGO UK OR SPANISH 685 524 921 (290189)

CARS, VANS UK OR SPANISH BOUGHT FOR CASH. FREE COLLECTION IN SPAIN / UK. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837 OR 952 669 701 (290189)

FOR SALE –

ROBERTSON CARS... would like to thank all of my past, present & future clients for their continued support over the last 35 years here in Spain. Stay safe and outdrive everyone. If contacting Samantha in the afternoons, please only Whatsapp on 608 658 785 or Email therobert sonclan@gmail.com as I am driving mostly & unable to take your calls.

ROBERTSON CARS SALE HOT HOT HOT – BARGAIN -THE TIME TO GO TOPLESS IS NOW - AUTOMATIC / CABRIO MERCEDES SLK ONLY 57,000kms 2006 Stunning Silver only used as holiday car with 57,000KMS (Approx 35,000miles) 2 Seater Convertible have fun in the sun. Comes with New ITV until 2024 and history, Electric Roof folds into boot. Selling Under Book Price only €10,995. Classy Great Shape Cabrio. Mercedes, need I say more… See photos on my web page – www.robertsoncars -spain.com or text me whatsapp 608 658 785 Email: therobertsonclan@gmail.com

ROBERTSON CARS HOT HOT HOT AUTOMATIC / DIESEL MERCEDES C220 ESTATE 2013 ONLY

82,000KMS YES APPROX. 50,000 MILES Electric Big Sunroof, This Is no Ordinary Mercedes this is my own much loved super good looking Striking Shade of Grey Mercedes. New ITV This Week till Augugst 2024. Sat Nav, Electric everything, Parking Sensors, Fabulous Airconditioning. Samantha´s Hot Bargain at 17,995€ www.robertsoncarsspain.com or text me whatsapp 608 658 785

Email: therobertson clan@gmail.com

ROBERTSON CARS HOT HOT HOT BE SMART GO SMALL, PARK ANYWHERE -AUTOMATIC / CABRIO

anywhere, little beauty she has her own car cover. Huge Service History originally from Germany, now Spanish Plates.

Low KMS. ITV, Air-condition , Electric Windows and Locking, 2 Keys. Outstanding Condition, ONLY €5,995 Perfect Runaround. See Photo on my web page – www.robertson cars-spain.com or text/Whatsapp me: 608 658 785 Email therobertsonclan@gmail.com

JAGUAR XK 4.2, 07, RHD, Spanish Reg, Fully Loaded, Mint Condition, Silver, Black Leather. Price €10,500 / part exchange. Call Mike 602 533 508. (304234)

VAUXHALL , Insignia, Diesel, SRI Estate. Nav 2014. UK plates. Just arrived from UK with boat ticket. Air Con, Full MOT, Taxed. €30 PA tax, tow bar. Bargain €2,700. Contact 0044 740 3200 234 (304107)

WE ARE currently the market leader in our country in the sale of direct car, motorbike, home and company fleet insurance. Since we started out in 1995, our philosophy has always been to offer an excellent service with the best prices in the market. For the most competitive quotes in English, call Linea Directa on 952 147 834. (200726)

CAR SERVICES

MOBILE MECHANIC will come to your home or work. Servicing, repairs, ITVs & diagnostics. Call Mick on 617 553 072 (303499)

ENGLISH bodyshop, fully equipped, Mijas Costa. No Job Too Small. 952 667 074

IMPORT/TRANSFER

CARS TRANSFERRED, history checks, Imports and Embargo problems. Change of use and lost papers. Change your car to Spanish plates, simple efficient service. Cars bought and sold. Please call 678808837 or email carsin spain@live.co.uk (290189)

WANTED

WANTED CARS AND VANS, FREE COLLECTION, SAME DAY 685 524 921 (290189)

CARS, VANS BOUGHT WITH / WITHOUT PAPERS. CASH WAITING 678 808 837

ALL CARS / Commercials wanted, runners or non-runners. Cash. Buyer collects. Transfer included. 605 109 796 (302707)

CARS , Vans, Bikes wanted. Any Reg, Anything Considered Call or Whatsapp 687 049 592 (303750)

If you can read it, so can your clients. Contact us and have your business grow at + 34 951 386 161

SMART CAR Silver with Black Electric Hood, hood can be half opened or fully down, go top-less, 2 seater. Small Car Big Personality. Park

MUSIC

DAVID CHRISTIAN-CLARK PLAYS POPULAR SPANISH GUITAR FOR YOUR EVENT. OVER 30 YEARS PRO EXPERIENCE BACKED BY A DIPLOMA FROM GUILDHALL LONDON. SPECIALISES IN WEDDINGS.ECLECTIC PLAYLIST TAILORED TO YOUR TASTE. REASONABLE RATES BY NEGOTIATION.COVERS GIB TO NERJA.SEE YOU TUBE. ENQUIRIES davechris tianclark@gmail.com (304085)

OTHERS

MALE/Female Viagra, cialis, kamagra jelly all areas. Mixed trial packs available. Delivery or mail order available 604 385 476. viagra4you19 @gmail.com

OPPORTUNITIES

WE ARE LOOKING for a couple with their own CamperVan or Static to look after a villa in Alhaurín el Grande area. Electric, Water & Septic tank facilities. Own private permanent area. For more details call Mark +447831 344 300 (304095)

PASSPORT RENEWALS

UK & IRISH Passport renewals including photos. Complete Service. Cath’s Cards. 952 885 759. www.cath scards.es (290153)

PEST CONTROL

COCKROACHES , ANTS, insects, fleas, mice, rats, wasps, termite specialists. Fumigations, bars, restaurants, houses, etc. Sanitary department officially registered certificates. Serving the coast since 1985. Only legal English owned pest control company on the coast. If you want the best then phone N.P.S. Paul 676 700 370 (1296213)

PETS

KENNELS

CAT & DOG World Kennels and Cattery. 952 112 978 / 630 197 435. www.catand dogworld.com (304069)

PET CHARITY

blankets. Visiting times are from 13.00 to 15.00 and you can always turn up or make an appointment by calling Denise on 669 018 736. Our website is www.ace -charity.org where you can view all the dogs in our care.

(93320)

ADANA THE ANIMAL SHELTER IN ESTEPONA. We always need volunteers to walk and socialise with our dogs and help with cleaning. We also need good homes for our animals that you can see on www.adana.es. Kennels open every day 10-1.30, Camino de Casares, near Parque de los Pedregales, Estepona. (5 minutes from the Poligono) For more information call 952 113 467, available from 10.00am until 2.00pm. (93319)

ANIMEX Foundation offers free will upgrading when leaving something for abandoned animals. Contact animexfoundation@gmail.com or call 692 166 434 now for this absolutely free service (288287)

ARCH - The Andalucian Rescue Centre for Horses, registered charity 8448, the Centre is open to visitors every Sunday from 9am until 2pm. Working closely with the Spanish authorities, we rescue, rehabilitate and rehome abused and abandoned horses and donkeys. Come and meet our current rescues, learn about our work and how you may be able to help. Run solely by a small team of dedicated volunteers, the Centre is located between Alhaurin el Grande and Coin in Comm. de Viña Borrego behind Venta Miralmonte. For more information and directions see our website www.horserescue spain.org, our Facebook page Centro Andalusi de Rescate de Caballos or tel. 610 845 491 or 656 935 613 (93322)

sleep - no matter how old, they are safe with us. For day to day needs and to pay for veterinary care, we much appreciate the support we receive. We desperately need items to sell on our market stall to help raise funds and are happy to come and collect. So, if you are having a clear-out, please contact us on 605 227 155. If you would like to know more about rehoming, please call 653 257 875. Visit our website www.sos-ani mals.org or please phone Sandy on 952 385 923 or 666 814 056 if you would like to make a donation or help in any way. (93317)

WANTED, wanted, wanted!! All cars, all years, all models… from exotic to classic. Spanish, English, Dutch plated. Call us on 951 977 329 or 606 647 597. (303386)

ACE CHARITY ‘El Refugio’ in La Cala de Mijas is a registered charity. We have on average 275 dogs in our care and we receive no help from the town hall or the Andalucian government. We desperately need foster homes and adoptants for our many dogs, especially the small ones and puppies who do not do well in a big shelter. We are grateful for any help offered, including donations of food and

SEPE the horse and donkey charity is open to the public at weekends from 10.00 to 5.00. Volunteers are much needed in all departments and are welcome at any time. For our riding for the disabled classes, we are also in need of extra helpers. We are nationally registered by the Spanish Ministry of the Interior (164640) but only with your support can we give the equine a voice. If you can just commit to 2 or 3 euros a month it will really help make a difference. You can find us at Lauro Golf Equestrian Centre, Alqueria, Alhaurin de la Torre. Tel. 608 258 950 info@sepeonline.net www.sepeonline.net (93321)

SOS ANIMAL REFUGE we have dogs, young and old looking for homes. Some of our dogs have been with us for some time and would love to find a cosy spot to curl up in and a knee on which to rest their heads. If you have room in your heart and home we would love to hear from you. We do not put our dogs to

PLUMBING POOLS

PLUMBING. Leak detection & blocked drains. Tel 952 568 414 / 661 910 772 / drain spain.com (295026)

PROPERTY

PROPERTY WANTED

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Costa del Sol Property Sales & Long term rentals wanted. All areas / All budgets / All types. Spain +34 951 708 422. UK +44 208 144 5008. Email info@intermarbella.com (303052)

THINKING of selling your property or interested in a current valuation? We have clients actively looking for properties from Torremolinos to Calahonda. List with us and let us sell your property. Call Joe 626 864 683 (304019)

MOSQUITO SCREENS

RETIRING company director looking to rent villa or apartment with garden, long term. Pet friendly. Parking essential. 6 month minimum. Whatsapp 600 462 939 (304020)

PROPERTY FOR SALE

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Costa del Sol Property for sale. All areas / all budgets / all types. Spain +34 951 708 422. UK +44 208 144 5008

Email info@intermarbella.com (303052)

SELLING UP?? Why not give us a call and let us give you an honest and realistic valuation of your property. List with us and let us take the stress out of selling your home. No sale no fee!! English agent on the ball with clients waiting. Please call 685 524 921. (290189)

NEWLY REFURBISHED

VILLA for sale in El Chaparral

La Cala De Mijas. Stunning sea & mountain views. Ready end of August. Offers around €695,000. Visit www.casacoli na.co.uk or Tel 00447798691758. Private sale. (303632)

3 BEDROOM, 3 bathroom townhouse, Large basement, El Chaparral La Cala de Mijas, Stunning views of mountains, serene golf course and sea view, €450,000 Private sale, 0044 7715 475 333. (304106)

PROP MAINTENANCE

STARLIGHT Property

Cleaning & Maintenance

All Areas. Residential & Holiday Lets. Persiana repairs, Decorating, Electrial & Plumbing repairs. 682 636451 www.starlight-spain.com (303142)

PROPERTY TO LET

WWW.INTERMARBELLA.COM

Costa del Sol Property Long Term Rentals All areas / All budgets / All types. Spain +34 951 708 422 UK +44 208 144 5008. Email info@intermarbella.com (303052)

REMOVALS/STORAGE

15 CUBIC metre van returning to the UK 15th September 2023. Space available each way. Tel. 639 928 090 (303394)

MAN AND VAN

MAN & VAN , 20€ ph. Removals, Rubbish & House Clearances. Paul 634 112 677 (294214)

2 MEN, Van €30 p hour. House Clearances & Storage. 651 081 610 (303336) moveit-storeit.com Tel David 696 810 618 (294932)

STORAGE, Storage, Storage. Man & Van Services. Call/Whatsapp 690 155 340 (302418)

MAN AND VAN removals / storage service. House clearances Collections and deliveries Waste removal NO JOB

TOO SMALL Call Mike on 604 380 570 (304093)

NATIONAL / INTERNATIONAL

PROFESSIONAL LOCAL REMOVALS AT AFFORDABLE RATES. 1/2 DAY FROM €90. FULL DAY FROM €175. WE ALSO PROVIDE A FORTNIGHTLY DOOR TO DOOR SERVICE TO UK AND EUROPE (INCL SCOTLAND). WORLDWIDE SHIPPING TO USA, AUSTRALIA, ETC AND FULL STORAGE FACILITIES. TEL (0034) 952 578 507 OR (0034) 637 892 278 / EMAIL garymoveit@ yahoo.co.uk (303055)

JDS EURO TRANSPORT & REMOVALS - Regular trips throughout Europe. Call or WhatsApp Julian 0044 7884 908 929. See Facebook Page for recommendations (301271)

moveit-storeit.com Tel

David 696 810 618 (294932)

STORAGE

moveit-storeit.com Tel

David 696 810 618 (294932)

ROLLER SHUTTERS

ACE OF SHADES - PERSIANA (security shutter) electric and manual, various colours available including wood effect, we also offer a repair service. Make your home more secure! Tel: 951 273 254 / 671 732 204 / info@aceof shades.design (101730)

ROLLER shutter repairs, 7 days a week, conversion from manual to motorised, new installations. All areas covered. Coast and inland. 655 825 931 (302477)

guaranteed. 952 663 141/ 670 409 759 info@enviro carespain.com www.envi rocarespain.com (303385)

SOFT FURNISHINGS

CURTAINS, blinds, cushions and much more. Free estimates and home visits. Tel 657 369 343 or rosan nacarmella8@gmail.com (301301)

SWIMMING POOLS

POOL MAINTENANCE , & Repairs, including heaters & regrouts. Friendly & reliable service. Malaga to Estepona & inland areas. 678 791 495 / 951 536 389 www.sparklenrip ple.net (303027)

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Honda Jazz - a standout supermini

ROAD TEST

by Mark Slack

HONDA’S diminutive Jazz has been in showrooms for 20 years and despite its compact look is actually of similar dimensions to rivals such as Ford’s Fiesta, Vauxhall’s Corsa, VW’s Polo and Citroen’s C3.

In its latest guise, the first thing that strikes you once inside the Jazz is the light and airy feel and excellent all­round visibility. This is in no small part due to the almost panoramic windscreen with large quarter lights and slim windscreen pillars.

In comparison to its rivals the Jazz feels very spacious. That interior space is excellent for both height and legroom and although the boot is compromised due the hybrid batteries it’s quite adequate for the weekly shop. The rear seat also slides to assist with those slightly larger loads.

Power comes from a 1.5litre petrol/electric hybrid unit that allows the car to pick the optimum circumstances to bring in electric power. An e­CVT automatic transmission is one of the better units, although there is still the vocal interference from the engine under hard acceleration until the CVT transmission catches up. All these units operate in the same way and the trick is wherever possible to feather the throttle. Hard acceleration apart, the Jazz is a smooth and refined drive with impressive econ­

Facts at a Glance

• Model: Honda Jazz Crosstar Advance

• Engine: 1.5-litre, petrol/electric self-charging hybrid

• Gears: e-CVT automatic

• Price: €32,619/£28,010

• Performance: 0-100 kph/62 mph in 9.4 seconds/Maximum Speed 174 kph/108 mph

• Economy: 4.8/100km (58.9mpg) Combined driving WLTP

• Emissions: 109g/km WLTP

Model tested was UK-specification and equipment levels and prices may vary in other markets.

omy and low emissions. The range starts at €30,162/ £25,900 with base level equipment providing all the essentials such as automatic lights and wipers, adaptive cruise control, powered heated and folding door mirrors, Bluetooth and air conditioning.

My test model was the Crosstar Advance trim that

is one below the top of the range.

Priced at €32,619/£28,010 this includes front and rear parking sensors, wireless CarPlay and upgraded infotainment and touchscreens. Typically, being a Honda, the build quality is faultless and the fabric seats with soft touch materials on the facia and door panels makes a plain but comfortable place to be for your travels.

The combination of comfortable seats and generous interior space make the Jazz eminently capable of more than just urban commuting. If the Jazz has a problem, then it’s price. Look at rivals from Ford, Vauxhall and especially Citroen and you can see why in straightened economic times people may drive towards lesser models. Move past the price though and you know that the Jazz will keep you reliably mobile for many years and is a clever choice that sets you apart from the crowd.

HONDA JAZZ: Will keep you reliably mobile for many years and set you apart from the crowd.

THE Spanish International walking football representative side just failed to emulate the achievements of the ladies team when going out in the semi finals of the inaugural WF World Cup with a narrow 1­0 defeat to England who went on to lift the prestigious trophy.

In a tournament where an internationally inexperienced Spain team surpassed all expectations, the squad came out with great credit and many plaudits for the quality of football they played against well fancied opponents.

The group draw threw Spain in with England and the Czech Republic, both eventual finalists, but a string of fine results on day two saw Spain qualify third from a group of eight and play the Caribbean in the quarter finals.

After a tense, goalless match, the game was decided on penalties with Spain going through 2­0 after a fabulous save from Andres Herrmann and fine spot kicks from Alan Pluckrose and Fran Del Pino ­ the second successful penalty kick igniting wild celebrations from the Spanish team and their supporters.

In a footballing format that has seen many nations not particularly known for their footballing pedigree taking part it, was the traditional European power houses of Italy, England, Czech Republic and Spain that made up the last four of walking football’s biggest event.

La Vuelta 2023 begins Quality football

THE Spanish cycling Grand Tour started on Saturday, August 26, in Barcelona, and will finish in Madrid on Sunday, September 17. La Vuelta 2023 features 22 teams and 176 riders from all over the world, all eager to make their mark over the 21 stages of the race.

Meanwhile, the UAE Emirates Team is placing their bets on young talent Juan Ayuso, who secured third place in La Vuelta 2022. He’ll be sharing the spotlight with Portuguese cyclist Joao Almeida.

On a game beamed live from St Georges Park on cable TV ,England and Spain lined up with a place in the final versus the Czech Republic awaiting the winners. In a footballing game of chess that was both technical and incredibly tense to watch, England began to dominate possession and after a series of fine saves from Herrman in the Spain goal, the home nation got the breakthrough they needed with a fine finish.

Despite a strong response, Spain couldn’t fashion the chance to regain parity and bowed out of the competition with heads held high.

A loss to Italy on penalties have given Spain an official World ranking of fourth

in walking football. Mark Coleman, the Spain player/manager was asked to comment on their experience:

“I would like to pay tribute to all the players and back room staff for their fantastic contribution in ensuring that Team Spain had a strong tournament, they should feel incredibly proud of their display and are pioneers on the International stage. My coach and assistant, Mark Kavanagh, is an exceptional football man and has played a huge part in our success. I have to make a special mention to Fran, our skipper, who was immense and Andres, our goalkeeper, who won the tournament’s golden gloves award.

Verstappen equals record

MAX VERSTAPPEN drove his Red Bull to victory in a rainsoaked and chaotic Dutch Grand Prix on Sunday, August 27.

In the process, the Red Bull driver equalled Sebastian Vettel’s record ­ who was also driving a Red Bull car ­ of nine consecutive wins in a season.

The current double world champion qualified in pole position for the third year in a row in front of his army of orange­clad fans at the Zandvoort circuit.

Things didn’t go quite to plan though, with the Dutchman losing his lead in the early stages of the race when the heavens opened up and he was overtaken by his teammate Sergio Perez.

The Mexican’s lead only lasted until Lap 13, when Verstappen powered his way back into the lead. With only eight laps remaining, the drivers suffered a 45­minute delay after a red flag was forced.

From the restart, the result was never in doubt and Verstappen took his 11th che­

quered flag of the season. A third world crown is more or less a foregone conclusion with a 138­point gap opening up between his and the rest of the pack.

Fernando Alonso proved that he is far from a spent force to bring his Aston Martin home in second. Perez crossed the line in third position, but was subsequently hit with a penalty for speeding in the pit lane.

That promoted Gasly to the final spot on the podium. The Frenchman produced a stunning performance to hold on to his position while fending off an attack from Carlos Sainz in the Ferrari. The Spaniard in turn had to fend off the Mercedes of Lewis Hamilton.

Lando Norris continued his great run of form for McLaren to cross the finishing line in seventh. He was followed over the line by the Williams of Alex Albon. The other McLaren driven by Oscar Piastri took ninth place with Alpine’s Esteban Ocon rounding out the Top 10.

Among the cyclists to watch in the 2023 Vuelta Ciclista a España is the current champion, Remco Evenepoel. He will be spearheading the Soudal Quick­Step team, aiming for a second red champion’s jersey in only his second Vuelta appearance. However, Jumbo Visma, the team that clinched both the Giro d’Italia and the Tour de France this year, is not to be underestimated. They’re fielding the winners of these two grand tours: Primoz Roglic and Jonas Vingegaard, respectively, making them strong contenders for overall victory.

For Spanish fans, two names shine brighter than the rest. Enric Mas, representing the Movistar Team, is looking to bounce back after a crash in the Tour de France’s first stage forced him to withdraw.

Leading the charge for Britain is Welshman Geraint Thomas, the leader of the Ineos Grenadiers team. Thomas, second in the Giro d’Italia this year, will ride the Vuelta for the second time.

So far the pinnacle of Thomas’ Grand Tour achievements was in 2018 when he clinched the Tour de France title, becoming the third Briton to do so after Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome.

58 athletes from Spain in World Athletics Championship 2023.

Highest paid player

MO SALAH is reportedly the target of a mega­money offer from the Saudi Pro League club Al­Ittihad.

According to arriyadiyah.com, Al­Ittihad are convinced that they can tempt Salah to leave Anfield during this current transfer window.

Discussions have reportedly taken place between representatives of the prolific marksman and those of the Saudi outfit. The last thing Jurgen Klopp would need at this point of a new season ­ and with only a week of the window to run ­ is for his top forward to follow his former captain Jordan Henderson to the Middle East.

The Arabic news outlet pointed to December’s FIFA Club World Cup 2023, which this time around is being held in Saudia Arabia between December 12 and 22.

As the league’s current champions, AlIttihad will be participating in this sevenclub tournament and as such, want to strengthen their squad in order to compete at the highest level. They will be up against the winners of the six continental confederations.

Salah’s former Liverpool teammate Fabinho recently made the switch to Al­Ittihad. The 29­year­old Brazilian midfielder joined the club’s other huge signings

brought in by the former Wolves and Tottenham Portuguese coach Nuno Espírito Santo.

The legendary Real Madrid and France striker Karim Benzema arrived at the Jeddah­based club, along with another iconic French star, N’Golo Kante, who joined from Chelsea. Glasgow Celtic’s Portuguese forward Jota is also part of the squad.

Should a deal transpire, then it has been suggested that Liverpool’s Egyptian striker would be lined up to earn more money than the £173million­per ­year that Cristiano Ronaldo gets paid by AlNassr. The Portuguese legend is responsible for kick­starting this sudden wave of big­name footballers heading to the Middle East.

Meanwhile, Fabrizio Romano, the Italian football transfer expert tweeted: ‘Liverpool have been clear with Mo Salah and Al­Ittihad: no intention to negotiate, he’s considered not for sale. #LFC Al­Ittihad astronomical contract bid to Salah remains valid to tempt Mo; but only way would be for Salah to force the move’.

As he pointed out, the only way for a deal to go ahead would be if Salaha was to insist on leaving Anfield for Saudia Arabia.

SPANISH TEAM: Played a strong tournament and should feel incredibly proud.

MAX VERSTAPPEN: Drove his Red Bull car to victory.

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