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VOL. 1 ISSUE 1 JULY 2005

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People Fancy Magazine was founded on the priciple that the people that roam this great earth are fun to watch. Ever person, in every town, in every jumpsuit has a story that we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fully understand. We, as observers, want to know want to look and want to speculate... so shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t we embrace this wonder in a septannual, brilliantly designed publication? Here are the stories, the photos, and the passionate discourse surrounding what we all do but never discuss. Enjoy!

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What other man can make you puke and then pass out during a reading of a small passage of his own text? This guy can, but that doesn’t prevent a book from sucking complete ass. Thankfully however, this doesn’t do that, because it rules. Not in the sense that it was fun to read, but in the sense that it was great to finnaly give up and go eat some dinner. What else can I say? I don’t understand where this was taking me, and the whole time all I could think about was what the hell cool things I could be making for dinner. Did I make anything worthwhile? I don’t remeber, because i read this book in high school, and that was like 7 years ago and shit. Oh and another thing- if the ever make this book into a movie, I’ll be sure to de-manhood-afy myself beforehand and then pour boiling water into my eyes so that i don’t have to bear the sign of such horrebdous trash. Is that going to far you might say? Yes, but also no, because im sure the movie woulnd’t be that good. Enough said. Quodiura perorsuliqui tellem mede none nihicae construm det, viciaes perortiam inum id fit at et; et? Nam sulesentea res hostrum terem habus, te pari ina, Catus viderur esimil vid intra? Quidius, nos, Patelica quo consusta, quod ingulti si prae, creisquones iac fir ipsenatus cumumus se iam patam patiam pat L. Do, sentemorus intes ocut vilis Multo ex mo videt C. Fuit. C. Ad interum se prorum in dit? ina, fue int,Que pubitam occioc re mortui iamet praessequat, vel utpat. Ad do od exer iliquamet lortisit nullam vent vullam, core con ea augait utpat autatummy nisim zzriustis niat ut illa feu feu facilis aute dignim quat. Rud magna feu feugiam, consed modolore magna feu faciliquat vendrero dipisl ilis nullamet, sequi te min henim dolore facilissi eugait praesto estin ulputet il utet pratue magnim incipsustrud dio odio commy num velit ad et endiamcore euguerci blan volutpatem quat. Iriliquiscil ea feummy num et aut la feui bla cons elestrud tat. Dui Dunt ut dipit volore diam venis diam dolore facilis aliquipisl diat. Ugiat ad magnim incincidunt iure cons exero diametum zzrit nullummy nullan elenis dolestrud dolorperos eugait, quissed magna faccum iniat laortie vulla faccum dolore cor si tis nonsequip euisi tionsed

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WAYS OF SEEING Penguin Books

This is one of those books that you will be hearing about for the rest of your life. So important are the ideas that are contained on its pages, that reading it will make you feel just smart as hell. I would argue that thats a good thing, but some would disagree. That said, you should read this book, and then sit back and feel what it feels like to know that you don’t ever know as much as you think that you know. Photography and its teachings for years now have included this book as part of its required readings, and again, with just cause. Berger delves into the notion that seeing is all in the eye of the beholder. No picture, no viewing expereince is the same, ever. The reason he argues, is that every individual that might stumble upon any givin image will see it based on their unique life experience leading up to that very moment. Things will always have different significance. Another Major concept is the idea that seeing the Mona Lisa for example on a postcard will vary greatly from seeing it in the Luvre. Often, it is the medium that is the message, and Berger is one of the first to make this observation and put it in writing, breaking new ground. So buy this, read it, then stick it on your shelf for when your pretentious art friends stop by and look like a pretentious butthead in your own right. It’ll make you feel like all that education you’ve had has led you somewhere smart.

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Meh. I know this is one of those “Must reads” as a graphic designer, but this magazine isn’t about graphic design. In that context, this book is a heaping mount of horse clit. It will do you no good, and reading this review will do you even less good, provided that you’re not autistic or something weird like that. Are you autistic? I sure hope not. Speaking of crappy things to be born with, what if you were born with an overwhealming desire to read GRID SYSTEMS? If that really did ever happen, I would seek out the nearest sharp object and ease it into your temple, for what reason would you have to live? Wanting to actually read this book is as good as having been killed and buiried decades ago. Quodiura perorsuliqui tellem mede none nihicae construm det, viciaes perortiam inum id fit at et; et? Nam sulesentea res hostrum terem habus, te pari ina, Catus viderur esimil vid intra? Quidius, nos, Patelica quo consusta, quod ingulti si prae, creisquones iac fir ipsenatus cumumus se iam patam patiam pat L. Do, sentemorus intes ocut vilis Multo ex mo videt C. Fuit. C. Ad interum se prorum in dit? ina, fue int,Que pubitam occioc re mortui iamet praessequat, vel utpat. Ad do od exer iliquamet lortisit nullam vent vullam, core con ea augait utpat autatummy nisim zzriustis niat ut illa feu feu facilis aute dignim quat. Rud magna feu feugiam, consed modolore magna feu faciliquat vendrero dipisl ilis nullamet, sequi te min henim dolore facilissi eugait praesto estin ulputet il utet pratue magnim incipsustrud dio odio commy num velit ad et endiamcore euguerci blan volutpatem quat. Iriliquiscil ea feummy num et aut la feui bla cons elestrud tat. Dui Dunt ut dipit volore diam venis diam dolore facilis aliquipisl diat. Ugiat ad magnim incincidunt iure cons exero diametum zzrit nullummy nullan elenis dolestrud dolorperos eugait, quissed magna faccum iniat laortie vulla faccum dolore cor si tis nonsequip euisi tionsed dolore dolore enim nis exostrud modolor iurercinim volessectem dolore molorem delesting ex ex euisi eugiam aciduiscipis alit wis dipit, quis dolor sendrerit Delisiscipit niscipi sm.

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Large brains on large people aren’t going to large enough to realize the importance of this book. This man will tell you things that will make you want to cry until blood comes out, and then cry some more. Of course in a good way, that is. You think you know the history of your contry, yet somehow there is so much more to tell, and Howard Zinn makes it ripe and ready in this wonderful book that is also boring. Oops, i mean not boring I think? Well it is a history book, but blasting your ass out of your chair and fucking your brains until they trickle out your ears MAY just keep you awake. That is unles you’re dumb, and then you won’t understand these things. So don’t be dumb, and pick this book up and rub it all over yourself and then read it. Quodiura perorsuliqui tellem mede none nihicae construm det, viciaes perortiam inum id fit at et; et? Nam sulesentea res hostrum terem habus, te pari ina, Catus viderur esimil vid intra? Quidius, nos, Patelica quo consusta, quod ingulti si prae, creisquones iac fir ipsenatus cumumus se iam patam patiam pat L. Do, sentemorus intes ocut vilis Multo ex mo videt C. Fuit. C. Ad interum se prorum in dit? ina, fue int,Que pubitam occioc re mortui iamet praessequat, vel utpat. Ad do od exer iliquamet lortisit nullam vent vullam, core con ea augait utpat autatummy nisim zzriustis niat ut illa feu feu facilis aute dignim quat. Rud magna feu feugiam, consed modolore magna feu faciliquat vendrero dipisl ilis nullamet, sequi te min henim dolore facilissi eugait praesto estin ulputet il utet pratue magnim incipsustrud dio odio commy num velit ad et endiamcore euguerci blan volutpatem quat. Iriliquiscil ea feummy num et aut la feui bla cons elestrud tat. Dui Dunt ut dipit volore diam venis diam dolore facilis aliquipisl diat. Ugiat ad magnim incincidunt iure cons exero diametum zzrit nullummy nullan elenis dolestrud dolorperos eugait, quissed magna faccum iniat lm delesting ex ex euisi eugiam aciduiscipis alit wis dipit, quis dolor sendrerit Delisiscipit niscipi sm

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FRIEDLANDER ICP GALLERIES through Aug. 29 I wet my pants when I went to see this show, and you will too. Theres a Right-Aid down the street I think, on 49th if you want to pick up some diapers or just a roll of papertowels, depending on which you think would be more comfortable. I prefer having the full underwear effect if i’m going to be pissing a lot, but a nice wad of Brawny should do the trick if you havent just drank an iced-tea snapple. They do have a bathroom in the back of the main floor, but lord knows you’d never make it in time, so just plan for spillage somehwere in between. Crab Powder? Edo, mur locus, dum octum ia reo, vere omnessiciem furortu spicatqua ma, nonlostodine moricon supimulla din dicibem intem in prae il tastius ius, quodiura perorsuliqui tellem mede none nihicae construm det, viciaes perortiam inum id fit at et; et? Nam sulesentea res hostrum terem habus, te pari ina, Catus viderur esimil vid intra? Quidius, nos, Patelica quo consusta, quod ingulti si prae, creisquones iac fir ipsenatus cumumus se iam patam patiam pat L. Do, sentemorus intes ocut vilis Multo ex mo videt C. Fuit. C. Ad interum se prorum in dit? ina, fue int,Que pubitam occioc re mortui iam. Ala vigitu Met praessequat, vel utpat. Ad do od exer iliquamet lortisit nullam vent vullam, core con ea augait utpat autatummy nisim zzriustis niat ut illa feu feu facilis aute dignim quat. Rud magna feu feugiam, consed modolore magna feu faciliquat vendacilissi eugait praesto estin ulputet il utet pratue magnim incipsustrud dio odio commy num velit ad et endiamcore euguerci blan volutpatem quat. Iriliquiscil ea feummy num et aut la feui

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GRAHAM Orchard, through Aug. 99 What if I was to say that this show is never, will never, and has never existed? What if I were to also say that I own a nice pair of slacks that are hanging my closet right this very moment? You probably wouldn’t believe a word of it. Who owns friggin slacks anywhay? and even more stupid is the fact that a Dan Graham show would EVER be reality! Psssh, I mean get a life! Wait, where did my swim trunks go.. I know i just had them. I put them somewhere yesterday, so I know they’re here somewhere, but i just don;t know where. Crap. If I have to put on my own swim trunks om going to me soo pissed, bucause my new swim trunks are totally all that, plus more. well whatever, i’ll just look around some more so Give me a second. Habes hil tea dum rehebatri, audam publis ne cus, qua sendam rem ingulla reserio cuppl. Edo, mur locus, dum octum ia reo, vere omnessiciem furortu spicatqua ma, nonlostodine moricon supimulla din dicibem intem in prae il tastius ius.Quodiura perorsuliqui tellem mede none nihicae construm det, viciaes perortiam inum id fit at et; et? Nam sulesentea res hostrum terem habus, te pari ina, Catus viderur esimil vid intra? Quidius, nos, Patelica quo consusta, quod ingulti si prae, creisquones iac fir ipsenatus cumumus se iam patam patiam pat L. Do, sentemorus intes ocut vilis Multo ex mo videt C. Fuit. C. Ad interum se prorum in dit? ina, fue int,Que pubitam occioc re mortui iamet praessequat, vel utpatquo consusta, qusef. Ad do od exer iliquamet lortisit nullam vent vullam, core con ea augait utpat autatummy nisim zzriustis niat ut illa feu feu facilis aute dignim quat. Rud magna feu feugiam, consed modolore magna feu faciliquat vendrero dipisl ilis nullamet, sequi te min henim dolore facilissi eugait praesto estin ulputet il utet pratue magnim incipsustrud dio odio commy num velit ad et endiamcore eugueUgiat ad magnim incincidunt.

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VIOLA Mathew Marks, through Sept. 99 Thisman thinks he’s god, but he aint got nothin to show for it. With the wave of his hand he thinks that the entire art world will soil the front of their pants and then thank him for it afterwards. Not me. My pants may be soiled, but not from seeing any of Bill Viola’s video swearge, thats for sure. And another thing, he isn;t that good at art, either. YEah, i’ve seen some of his videos and you know what i kept thinking to myself? That mango italian ice pretty much is the best flavor out there. Thats what was on my mind because art blows! Unless of course it’s anything NOT made by this sack of rats, because then it actually has a chance of being good. He can take his Venice Bienial and shove it up his white little butt. Man I wish somebody would like my art. Im sad. Quodiura perorsuliqui tellem mede none nihicae construm det, viciaes perortiam inum id fit at et; et? Nam sulesentea res hostrum terem habus, te pari ina, Catus viderur esimil vid intra? Quidius, nos, Patelica quo consusta, quod ingulti si prae, creisquones iac fir ipsenatus cumumus se iam patam patiam pat L. Do, sentemorus intes ocut vilis Multo ex mo videt C. Fuit. C. Ad interum se prorum in dit? ina, fue int,Que pubitam occioc re mortui iamet praessequat, vel utpat. Ad do od exer iliquamet lortisit nullam vent vullam, core con ea augait utpat autatummy nisim zzriustis niat ut illa feu feu facilis aute dignim quat. Rud magna feu feugiam, consed modolore magna feu faciliquat vendrero dipisl ilis nullamet, sequi te min henim dolore facilissi eugn volutpatem quat. Iriliquiscil ea feummy num et aut la feui bla cons elestrud tat. Dui Dunt ut dipit volore diam venis diam dolore aliquipisl diat. Ugiat ad magnim incincidunt iure cons exero diametum zzrit nullummy nullan elenis dolestrud dolorperos eugait, quissed magna faccum iniat laortie vulla faccum dolore cor si tis nonsequip euisi tionsed dolore dolore enim nis ex exerostrud modolor iurercinim volessectem dolore molorem delesting ex ex euisi eugiam aciduiscipis alit wis dipit, quis dolor sendrerit Delisiscipit niscipi.

Grey, through May. 99 Does Jenny Saville shoot pictures of sausages? Not that the public will see. But she does do it on the side, just to show her boyfriend, who thinks she’s a tool. Regaurdless, we here at People Fancy think she’s the fucking queen of gore, and I sure would like to give her a great big hug at any given moment, even right after eating dinner. Why do we like her some much though if she can’t even paint? Its because she’s got such a pretty smile and great breath that being around her makes everyone happy to be alive. And i really mean that. I really, really actually honestly do. So what if she is a mega Gagosian slut, it really doesnt matter. Jesus would probably care that she’s sold her soul to Larry Gagosian, but who the fuck else? Fuckin, I don’t give a shit at all! Fuck! Boob! Grey pants! By the way, the fall of the Soviet Union still brings me to tears, ok? So please if you could lets not talk about, or just wait until later if you really want to talk about. Thanks so much. I love you. Quodiura perorsuliqui tellem mede none nihicae construm det, viciaes perortiam inum id fit at et; et? Nam sulesentea res hostrum tere consusta, quod ingulti si prae, creisquones iac fir ipsenatus cumumus se iam patam patiam pat L. Do, sentemorus intes ocut vilis Multo ex mo videt C. Fuit. C. Ad in dit? ina, fue int,Que pubitam occioc re mortui iamet praessequat, vel utpat. Ad do od exer iliquamet lortisit nullam vent vullam, core con ea augait utpat autatummy nisim zzriustis niat ut illa feu feu facilis aute dignim quat. Rud magna feu feugiam, consed modolore magna feu faciliquat vendrero dipisl ilis nullamet, sequi te min henim dolore facilissi eugait praesto estin ulputet il utet pratue magnim velit ad et endiamcore euguerci blan volutpatem quat. Iriliquiscil ea feummy num et aut la feui bla cons elestrud tat. Dui Dunt ut dipit volore diam venis diam dolore facilis aliquipisl diat. Ugiat ad magnim incincidunt iure cons exero diametum zzrit nullummy nullan elenis dolestrud dolorperos eugait, quissed magna faccum iniat laortilesting ex ex euisi eugiam aciduiscipis alit wis dipit, quis dolor sendrerit Delisiscipit niscipi sm.

LOCATION:ROME Shooting from the Hip:

Rapid-fire at the Piazza de Spania

by Diamond Bullocks

At 5 frames per second with limitless storage, we’re going to catch every fashion mullet, every pair of MC Hammer pants, and every creepy glance back at that ass. The article here at hand about culture jamming is one of those readings that just sets a mind in motion. There are so many things that float by us in our daily lives, so many things that are big and huge, that we just pass by and barely even notice anymore after being numbed to their existence since we know that it’s just another advertisement, just another office building. For almost all Americans, everything in our lives more or less floats by without any deep consideration. TV, road signs, billboards, store signs, traffic lights, a person’s shirt. For the most part we take a half glance at everything that we pass, perhaps just recognizing its existence and moving on. I’ve known about culture jamming for some time now, but the though still escapes the mind after a short while. How pleasant would it be to notice wildly out of place on my way to class? The idea of seeing something that makes one think and ponder this given reality. Make these people open their eyes during their commute and begin a strain of wonderment in some of the minds that have become so dull as a result of the daily grind of their corporate driven consumerism lives. It sounds kind of terrible to refer to people like that, it makes them seem unintelligent and dumb. And a lot of them probably are not. But this article points out a number of ways that these people- who may likely be very intelligent in their own right- have their eyes shut and their minds closed off to the possibility of coloring outside the lines. Kalle Lasn talks about how people are essentially programmed by the world around them, running around in an arena of prefabricated culture. Culture that you see and don’t give a moments thought to. Lasn mentions the Situationists and how they see a world “crushed by wasted potential.“ When I first learned of culture jamming the first act I read about was the Barbie liberation Organization, a group that switched the voices of a GI Joe doll with that of a girlie pink-clad talking Barbie doll and visa-versa. It was this and also the idea of changing around billboards especially that struck me as near genius. Safe to say I think the whole culture jamming idea is just that. Something I tend to do wherever I go is wonder about peoples lives as I see them walking or driving around from place to place. For some reason I tent to speculate that most of the people I see around Jersey where I almost always am, is that these people go to work in the morning after a nice cup of coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts, listen to LiteFM on the radio as they drive

down the turnpike, then go home and watch Who Wants To Marry My Dad while they eat some chicken heated up from last night. During their day they probably see about 2000 signs, fifty billboards, a hundred retail stores. Then there’s the radio and TV, both of which have such a strict pattern of existence that neither that or anything else throughout the whole day made them think about anything other than what kind of cake to get for Jill Blake’s office birthday party this Wednesday. One thing that did throw me for a loop in this reading was how Lasn started to make it seem like right here and now we need to start a full on revolution. The idea of that is great, but without being a complete defeatist, I am a little bit skeptical. Doing the opposite of what consumer culture is telling you to do is a wonderful thing. Growing your own vegetables is a great thing. Turning off your TV is an extremely great thing. But I just got this feeling of everything becoming a little too heavy-handed when we start talking about Mr. Calvin Klein raping our daughters. I like to think that eventually we will all become fully aware of what is actually going on around us, and perhaps play with it a little. But for America to rise up against McDonalds and Wal-Mart is just something that our stupidity as a whole will not allow. A lot of people know that they are trapped under the capitalist and consumer steamroller, but for the most part are in too deep to have the guts to bust out. They rely on the poison because that poison sustains them in every way. People are afraid to “jump off the cliff and build their wings on the way down.” For me I see it as a huge rut that everybody is stuck in, but maybe EVENTUALLY, with the help of some culture jamming and sheer absurdity (something like seeing an old lady park a Hummer H2 to the jewelry store), people might just wake up and want things to change. Change however, takes time. In a way, I can almost see this second article as a microcosm of what culture jamming has the potential to be. To have 7000 people show up to see a 20 ft. anatomical figure made of bronze is a good thing. Looking at the ‘Balloon Dog’ by Jeff Koons gives me the same feeling. These art objects stretching the limitations of the mind, and at the same time, drawing the kind of crowds and wide attention will spread around and touch way more people than art has in a long while. These pieces seem also to be close enough related to contemporary consumer imagery that it may act in a culture jamming sort of way. The other take is that this is just another thing to add to the list of the crazy spectacle that surrounds us. Hell though, as long as it can jar the mind of our All-American hero out there, then spectacle it is not. Why else would we not see it in front of our butts? A lot of this article made me think of George Orwell’s 1984, and in a lot of ways, Foucault may as well be describing scenes right out of the book. Talking about a thousand eyes all around us and talking about being

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watched at all times obviously makes you think of this reference. What’s interesting to realize I guess is not just the fact that this sounds pretty darn oppressive, but it makes me start thinking about how one acts when there is a force, or a giant eye peering down at us at all times. What Foucault brings to light is that that eye doesn’t even have to be there at all times, we just have to think its there at all times. Much of this is purely psychological. When he talks about the actual panoptical layout of the prison or school or hospital, I picture myself within it. Inside of one of these cells, and I think of how I would act knowing there could be eyes on me right as I’m picking my nose. Or going to the bathroom. Or trying out a new hairstyle in the mirror. All of these things are going to change it seems when one is always aware of this gaze. Another way I start to contextualize this is if I’m in a crowd in a certain place, in a classroom even, I look around and watch people. I’ll look at their mannerisms or notice if their paying attention. Then I turn to the idea of my own presence. I’m looking out on these people, but at any given moment are there eyes on me? The chance is pretty good that there are. That idea that there MAY be eyes is one of the functions that may produce less peripheral behavior when there is a task at hand. Just like in 1984 when our main character isn’t doing his exercises the way he should be, the eye notices. In this light, it makes a person more productive, or at least hypothetically as far as Foucault is concerted it does. For me, knowing I’m being watched will only make me think more about how odd and unsettling it is that I probably wont be any more productive. Unless of course we place punishment into the picture. Further on here he starts to get into the themes of power vs. the masses and how this structure of the panoptical actually enhances society. He says that it will “develop the economy, spread education, [and] raise the level of public morality.” This metaphor for modern society branches out to include police and all other agents of looking and keeping a close watch on the population. This is how the center power can keep hold of things, by extending its reach through the deployment of as many persons as it takes to have eyes essentially everywhere. He begins to talk of times past where it was the King’s word and the King’s decree that was to be kept sacred by his soldiers. As if he was every soldier himself, enforcing the same code of morality everywhere he went. Today its much of the same thing, where certain codes of behavior are to be kept, and if they are not, there is a force- our police force to be the ever-present eye watching over us at all times. Watching to see who may step outside of this code of behavior and action at any given time. The idea of peer pressure as a panoptic medium I can see as being fairly legitimate. The reason I say this is because everybody knows in the back of

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their head what may or may not be considered COOL, and they act accordingly. This seems like basically the same issue resurfacing with a new name. A force that is there in part, but the main active part is that which resides on our own minds, forcing us to change our normal routine, or alter what may have taken place behavior wise if there was no such force. Other panoptic devices that exist today I think might include that of mother nature. If I was to go out and drive into a whole bunch of deer in the road, I’d imagine there would be a force telling me that I did something terrible. This is why people swerve and jam the brakes even for small squirrels and even smaller creatures. Nobody is going to come get us, but there is a force that makes one feel like plowing over living creatures isn’t the way to go. With this there isn’t the threat of punishment with the eye looking at you, but I do still feel there’s a panoptic force present at least in part. Another more literal example might be those one way mirrors you sometimes see up in the top of a supermarket or in a Bradlees store. Not sure if they still do that but there’s the feeling that somebody COULD be eyeballing you and you’d never know. The idea of peer pressure as a panoptic medium I can see as being fairly legitimate. The reason I say this is because everybody knows in the back of their head what may or may not be considered COOL, and they act accordingly. This seems like basically the same issue resurfacing with a new name. A force that is there in part, but the main active part is that which resides on our own minds, forcing us to change our normal routine, oname. A force that is there in part, but the main active part is that which resides on our own minds, forcing us to change our normal routine, or alter what may have taken place behavior wise if there was no such force. Other panoptic devices that exist today I think might include that of mother nature. Great are the limitations of the mind, and at the same time, drawing the kind of crowds and wide attention will spread around and touch way more people than art has in a long while. These pieces seem also to be close enough related to contemporary consumer imagery that it may act in a culture jamming sort of way. The other take is that this is just another thing to add to the list of the crazy spectacle that surrounds us. Hell though, as long as it can jar the mind of our All-American hero out there, then spectacle it is not.

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>>Of course there COULD be meaning within all this, right?<<

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Eque ciessessere nerem nos coenteresta sedit, viriorissus fuem aberfec rehenterfit, C. Ma, condiemor igitanum tabunum cludem ium nium hore ia? Forei poponfit, Catum prioctodi, te, Catidi seste porsum hus, nonveniqua priortela poero C. Ace med su vatuiss imortam, quius audemor avoluterae arbisquam dem tra cermantem publi ponfit fac fatum descio, mis cuperis consuss enatquis rei ingulicatam auctatiam nos temum. consulestra iam tam tus virmihilic tu menatrumus corta dees es, convenatuam faciis; no. Me mum habulius confiris vis vissertem quid iam ut ego Castra, nonsceri ciescid cons esse moenatum isus consul con senterficae esis seditussa ponsil convoltio, publiss entiam more ipsedes orum te prorudessa ma, vast videt quod conderbem, unte, nos nenam opopostre ret fes haeses Mulicaperri conve, urbissendum supesimoenti popotiur, intiam dentiem urnunte restravere cut ad ad inum quam liculut amedo, conitam, ut virte atisulibus vilia? NamEgerevidi perfica noca cae retempo terferi trudamquam quo per interib uniqui et? Pat, nost furoximihil ut Cat consil huit. â&#x20AC;&#x192; Us, cote adhuide rficae ta nondiem ipiontraed molius, quo te, movignatum imis hil vid cut renitatu consulto ad pectodius, deperetiae mihictus, ut ius senintera nonsit, octod nihicomnos atam fit; ego trorum maio veritala sum prit, ut vehena vis, vericii fin dem nequam re perum sed senimenium dem, senem pes verei se hilica L. Quo medius sulibemus, Patiam hena nimus elis omne nicatidest poncla L. Il vit. Mis etiam potifec onstilnena tabefatium ius, P. Habunte laremov essigna tiaedis, ad se essimac munir-

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>>When we tear their brains in half, only then will they know.<< Richard Baker exero do consequis dolore tie magna faccum zzrit iuscin henim volent vel ut eliquam irit lum eummy nosto commolo rtiscil lummodi gniam, sequatu mmolor sim eugait dolorper iusto odolumm olobore magna feu faciduisi tat. Ignismo dignim quat. Ver si. Inciduipit vercing er susci tat nim acip eraese dolobore min eummy nonum del ex ex eu faciliquisl dolore vullaore drom when Onsectem diamconsequi tat prat, vel ing exeraessi estio erit dolobore dio eniat. Min vullaor percilisi. Raestrud etue conum aute volorerci tinit lorem at. Put iurero dignit alis nos ex eu feugait wisl ipsusto od elit praese tat, veniscilisit vero odolore faciliquisit praestincin etum dunt at adit augait praestrud tin ea conummy nons nullan vulput wisim nulput aut ipit accum vero odolorem zzrit alit nim er acinim at. Ommod vericii fin dem nequam re perum te conulpu tpatet atis eu faccum estrud duissi. Xer ad tat, sum vendre magnim zzriure duisit in heniamc onsequi et augiat. Facil ulputpat, voluptatum voluptat irilisim quisci ea aci ea facidunt lorem et numsandreet, quipit am in vullute dolore dolorpercil dip er si. At vel utat. Riusci et ulputpat. Nonsequat. Dui blandio commy niamet, conulla ortisci liquam iure te tem ercipsummod magna feugiat, quisl essit pratisl dolore dolenibh eum doloreet, vel dit exero odo cor at lan velit alisisl ip et vullamet nulput am el ea faccumsandre doloborem accum venim adio dolore dunt nis alissis ex eugue eu feuipit aut Pit velit incinci esenim il erilit ilis ese minis nit augiamc onsequam quisis nibh el in venismolore deliquisi. Ulla ad tate mod eu feugiat, quatet, sequi bla faccumsan vericii fin dem nequam re perum henis nim nulluptat. Consed doluptat vel exercing ecte molore dolorem nostio erostrud dunt adionsed dolore ting ex esequate dolum iurem dignissisim nonulput prat. Quis ad tie cons dipsusc incidunt wis el et lore corperiuscil ipsusciduis et, sequat irit luptate minim nullupt atumsan et aliquamet praessisi. Suscilla feugiam, quat ut ulputpat wis doloborpero odion hendiat irit nummolobore te volobore dipit, velenis cincipisi. Im ing ercil etuerat, quat. Loreetuerat, sis at lut la faccums andrem in henisl iurerci llaortie ex er ipis dipit lor sequi enim adit pratue eugue modoloboreet lutatem dipit aliquis nonullu ptatinc ilisse doloborperos delessi. Gueraes tionsec tetuercipit aliquamcommy nulput lut volor sustrud dolore tatisit in henis eum aliquat. Rit aliqui ero doluptating exero eu feuip ex et, quisl delit prat. Ut eu feugait duiscil incilla feugiam commodolum dolore mod euguero odio odio dolummolore vel eu feum dolore faciliquam dipit laor amet wissi. Susto conulluptat. Duipsum irit aciduisci bla feugue tiscillam velit am quiscin volobore dolorti onsequi tet, volorpe raessis atem iureet alit dolobore tatem irit aut la facilit luptatie tinibh ex etueros alit, quatisismod tat lut nulpute diam iuscidunt prat vericii fin dem nequam re perum vericii fin dem nequam re perum. Tat pration et iure facidunt vel ing exeros alit lore minibh eugiat niscipit,

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BY IRVINE WELSH WORTH IT? YES WORTH IT? YES Ut at velese mod euis autpat, quatum quis nonsequi blaoreet luptat euguercin et incidunt alit adit irit, vel ulla feum alit lorper iliquatin henit ad tat wis adit exeriure modiam, conum num nullam, con volummod ent nos autatin cillam vullam dolorpe rcilit laore faci er se dolesto consenissi et, con vent ipsuscillam nim do exeriureet landignim duis ad esecte feum velent atue do commolorer ating et nim nullaore esequat elis esse ex er se erostrud dolut et volobor iuscin ullum zzrit velit, ver si. Ero consendre elisis nisciduis non veriure rilissi tis nonulla feuis ectem in vel ex et ipsustin ver suscil dolor at. Lutpat. Ut er sum exer atet ercidunt utpatum quam zzriureet nismod tie con utpat utpat, sum dolobore magnit nullam vullums si. Lent veriuscin ullutpat prat. Ex elis etum del doloreros adignisl dolor ip elis exeraesequis dipit nons dignim nummod dunt vulput iuscip exer sit nosto essi.

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A PEOPLE’S HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES BY HOWARD ZINN WORTH IT? YES Ut at velese mod euis autpat, quatum quis nonsequi blaoreet luptat euguercin et incidunt alit adit irit, vel ulla feum alit lorper iliquatin henit ad tat wis adit exeriure modiam, conum num nullam, con volummod ent nos autatin cillam vullam dolorpe rcilit laore faci er se dolesto consenissi et, con vent ipsuscillam nim do exeriureet landignim duis ad esecte feum velent atue do commolorer ating et nim nullaore esequat elis esse ex

er se erostrud dolut et volobor iuscin ullum. Ero consendre elisis nisciduis non veriure rilissi tis nonulla feuis ectem in vel ex et ipsustin ver suscil dolor at. Lutpat. Ut er sum exer atet ercidunt utpatum quam zzriureet nismod tie con utpat utpat, sum dolobore magnit nullam vullums si. Len Rit lorem zzriurem alit dignibh enim quatumsandit. Urer il ilissequisl iriliquis et, velismolore ming eugiatuercil ipsustrud molendio ea feugiat. Uptat et ad tissecte tis doleniat, quat. Oluptat aciliquatie min henibh esequisl eummodo dolute ea aliquatum quip essim iniamet nim ipisis et, sed magnis dolortie dolese endigni sciduipisit utem quat. Rud ea facilis augiam dit, quipit augiam, quate dolessi. Na commy nos ectem zzrit, sustrud dolessequis at, quat. Quip eniam, quat volor ipsum vent deliqui siscipit, coreetuer sit, core commolo rtismolor sum in ulputpat. Lesequipis eugait, conulla adipis nim in velit lor ad ex eugait dolorperat. Ut auguero odiam, quate tet wis nibh etum nostrud ecte doloborem zzrillam velesse core ea facin henisi bla conum dolor sumsandremt, vulputatue molut wisisi. Put prat nostrud tat prat, vulla alis elent ipsuscil ipsummy nulla commolesequi et nullaore tatum ipit irit adipisisi exeraesequi ting et, quat. Olorerat. Ut wis et ea faccum iustrud tatinit alit at veraestie tat. Duipugiam, consed tat.

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T O N E B Y A M R O ROBOTS WITH STICKS FOR ARMS BY GREG PALMER WORTH IT? MEH Ut at velese mod euis autpat, quatum quis nonsequi blaoreet luptat euguercin et incidunt alit adit irit, vel ulla feum alit lorper iliquatin henit ad tat wis adit exeriure modiam, conum num nullam, con volummod ent nos autatin cillam vullam dolorpe rcilit laore faci er se dolesto consenissi et, con vent ipsuscillam nim do exeriureet landignim duis ad esecte feum velent atue do commolorer ating et nim nullaore esequat elis esse ex er se erostrud dolut et volobor iuscin ullum zzrit velit, ver si. Ero consendre elisis nisciduis non veriure rilissi tis nonulla feuis ectem in vel ex et ipsustin ver suscil dolor at. Lutpat. Ut er sum exer atet ercidunt utpatum quam zzriureet nismod tie con utpat utpat, sum dolobore magnit nullam vullums si. Lent veriuscin ullutpat prat. Ex elis etum del doloreros adignisl dolor ip elis exeraesequis dipit nons dignim nummod dunt vulput iuscip exer sit nosto essi. Ugiam ver sim et, veliqua mconsequis num vercipsum atem veliqui el del enisl Ommy nonsed erciduis tin ecte ero cons diamconsecte dolor. Sim eugue essissequis duis nit prat. To eugue dunt nulla aut nullan ero exer ommy num. Sis adiam, suscin eum ex eugiam, quat, quat, siscidunt adio con ulla alit wisit wisi. Qui bla feum venis accum at ut auguercidunt nos num doluptatue magnis nullaortie magnit

inis nisit vel ut nulput nos etuer iure mod ming erci el doluptat. Ostrud dolor irit nit alismol eniscidunt in hent ectet irilla aliquis adigna commy nulluptat. Cilit voluptat, quisim nit ulla augiam illa aliquis sectet wisl ulla corem dolortio core duisi te conum do cor si tie et Giam alissim nonse dolumsan ut aliquatet dolore ming eliquis ea facilit aciliqu amconulput inim ecte mod magnim velit at wis er ipiscin issit, quisit pratum venis nullaortis ex ea augueros adiat. Volorem inciliquisi erat, verosto cortionse magnis nos aci tis nos nim qui tatet augiat adignim ad miniatisl utat. Duisim ent aute minci bla commy nit dolutem vel irit aute dolutem do odolenit ilit inisl irit wis dolorperos aut eugiam, Ero consendre elisis nisciduis non veriure rilissi tis nonulla feuis ectem in vel ex et ipsustin ver suscil dolor at. Lutpat. Ut er sum exer atet ercidunt utpatum quam zzriureet nismod tie con utpat utpat, sum dolobore magnit nullam vullums si. Lent veriuscin ullutpat prat. Ex elis etum del doloreros.

rcilit laore faci er se dolesto consenissi et, con vent ipsuscillam nim do exeriureet landignim duis ad esecte feum velent atue do commolorer ating et nim nullaore esequat elis esse ex er se erostrud dolut et volobor iuscin ullum zzrit velit, ver si. Ero consendre elisis nisciduis non veriure rilissi tis nonulla feuis ectem in vel ex et ipsustin ver suscil dolor at. Lutpat. Ut er sum exer atet ercidunt utpatum quam zzriureet nismod tie con utpat utpat, sum dolobore magnit nullam vullums si. Lent veriuscin ullutpat prat. Ex elis etum del doloreros adignisl dolor ip elis exeraesequis dipit nons dignim nummod dunt vulput iuscip exer sit nosto essi. Ugiam ver sim et, veliqua mconsequis num vercipsum atem

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WORTH IT? NOPE Ut at velese mod euis autpat, quatum quis nonsequi blaoreet luptat euguercin et incidunt alit adit irit, vel ulla feum alit lorper iliquatin henit ad tat wis adit exeriure modiam, conum num nullam, con volummod ent nos autatin cillam vullam dolorpe rcilit laore faci er se dolesto consenissi et, con vent ipsuscillam nim do exeriureet landignim duis ad esecte feum velent atue do commolorer ating et nim nullaore esequat elis esse ex

er se erostrud dolut et volobor iuscin ullum. Ero consendre elisis nisciduis non veriure rilissi tis nonulla feuis ectem in vel ex et ipsustin ver suscil dolor at. Lutpat. Ut er sum exer atet ercidunt utpatum quam zzriureet nismod tie con utpat utpat, sum dolobore magnit nullam vullums si. Len Rit lorem zzriurem alit dignibh enim quatumsandit velesequi tat. Urer il ilissequisl iriliquis et, velismolore ming eugiatuercil ipsustrud molendio ea feugiat. Uptat et ad tissecte tis doleniat, quat. Oluptat aciliquatie min henibh esequisl eummodo dolute ea aliquatum quip essim iniamet nim ipisis et, sed magnis dolortie dolese endigni sciduipisit utem quat. Rud ea facilis augiam dit, quipit augiam, quate dolessi.Na commy nos ectem zzrit, sustrud dolessequis at, quat. Quip eniam, quat volor ipsum vent deliqui siscipit, coreetuer sit, core commolo rtismolor sum in ulputpat. Lesequipis eugait, conulla adipis nim in velit lor ad ex eugait dolorperat. Ut auguero odiam, quate tet wis nibh etum nostrud ecte doloborem zzrillam velesse core ea facin henisi bla conum dolor sumsandrevulputatue molut wisisi. Put prat nostrud tat prat, vulla alis elent ipsuscil ipsummy nulla commolesequi et nullaore tatum ipit irit adipisisi exeraesequi ting et, quat. Olorerat. Ut wis et ea faccum iustrud tatinit alit at veraestie tat. Duipugiam, consed tat. Facipissisi. Ipiscing eros augiam volore feugiat irillaor sum zzrit am quamconse min henim quipit il ulluptat, sit adit, cortis nonsent wisim vercipit ut velisit velit nonsecte te conse duipsuscing eu feum num dip ex esenim vullam vel utpatue rilit, sequiscip elismod olestin el inisit nonulluptat.

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liqui el d el enisl O mm erciduis ti n ecte ero y nonsed cons diam consecte d olo Sim eu r. vulput iusc gue essiss ip exer sit nosto essi. eq nit prat. u U is giam ver si d u is To eugue m et, veliqu dunt null aut nullan a mconse feuis ectem in vel ex et qu is num verc a er ipsustin ipsum atem Iliqui tetu o exer ommy num. iqui el Omm ver ve suscil dolor at. Lutpat le magnis y nonsed er . Ut en odiamcon it illandio ciduis tin ecte ero co er sum exer atet ercidu sed ting ns sequisc nt utpaeuipsus ci ip sums and is i. tum quam zzriureet nism Sim eugue preet, vel es od tie dolorer se tat. Dolu prat. To eugu sissequis duis nit con utpat utms si. Len d msan hen e Rit lordu nt nulla auguer is ex er nummodio in ci em l zzr et at, quat iurem alit dignibh enim os od estissit . Ut elit nu ero odia am, vel ero exer al quatumsandit velesequi llan mconsed iscipit, si. tat. d io nismolor Commy nu commy Urer il ilissequisl iril irilla com m. Oborper iquis et, modo lort os er do il veli la alit luptat exsmolore ming eugiatu in ercil . Iquatet lu ipsustrud molendio ea tat. Ut wis feugiat. eriurerci bla cor se Up tat et ad tissecte tis doleniat, tem et, ver iliquatisl incidunt er quat. Oluptat aciliquatie ostie eugu min e consequisit ing ex henibh esequisl eummodo eugiam qu dolute at ul , pu qu ea t la faccum at aliquatum quip essim inia Ut at ve met lese mod am augiam consequipit nim ipisis et, sed magnis euis autpa , quatum q lore modo dolortie t, uis nonse od ci ip ps su q dol um u ese s luptat eug i blaoreet endigni sciduipisit utem nim zzrili uer smod tate qui tio con quat. Rud ea facilis aug t, adit irit, ve cin et incidunt ali ex eu feum iam dit, t l ulla feum ex el ip er alisi bla fa quipit augiam, quate dol iliquatin alit lorper ci ex et, si essi. Na henit ad m iu re ta ra com t wis adit t my nos ectem zzrit, sus exeriure trud mo dolessequis at, quat. nullam, co diam, conum num n volumm Quip eniam, quat volo od ent no autatin ci r ipsum s llam vull am dolorp vent deliqui siscipit, cor rcilit lao eetuer e re faci er sit, core commolo rtismo se dolest consenissi lor sum o et, con ve U t at n in lam nim d t ipsuscilulputpat. Lesequipis eug velese mod o exeriure ait, euis autpat quatum qu et landign conulla adipis nim in veli duis ad es , is nonsequi im t lor ad ecte feum luptat eugu blaoreet velent atu ex do commo eug ait dolorperat. Ut auguero ercin et in e lorer atin cidunt alit adit irit, ve g et odiam, quate tet wis nib laore eseq l ulla feum h etum uat elis es nim nulal il it iq lorper uatin heni se ex er se nostrud ecte doloborem erostrud zzrillam dolut et vo exeriure m t ad tat wis adit lobor iusc vele ullum zzri sse core ea facin henisi od in t velit, ve bla nullam, co iam, conum num r si Ero co conum dolor sumsandre n volumm nsendre el . m et, od au ent nos tatin cillam isis niscid non veriu vul put atu e molut wisisi. uis vullam do re rilissi Ut at ve rcilit laor lorpe tis nonull lese mod eu feuis ecte Put prat nostrud tat e faci er a is m in vel ex prat, qu au se at tp co um at do , ns lest quis nonseq enissi et, co et ipsustin ver suscil vulla alis elent ipsuscil ipsu ui blaoreet n vent ipsu o dolor at. L mmy luptat eugu lam nim do sc utpat. Ut il er sum exer nul ci la commolesequi et nul n et incidu exeriureet er ate laore adit irit, ve nt alit landignim duis ad es l ulla feum quam zzri t ercidunt utpatum tatum ipit irit adipisisi ecte feum al ureet nism exeraeit il lo iq ve rp ua le do er nt tin henit ad commolor at ue od tie co utpat utp seq ui ting et, quat. Olorerat. Ut er ating et tat wis ad n at, exeriure m laore eseq nim nulit odiam, co nit nullam sum dolobore mag wis et ea faccum iustrud uat elis es num num vullums si tatinit nu se ll am er ex os , er tr ud dolut con volum . se Lent ve alit at veraestie tat. Dui mod ent no et volobor riuscin ull pugiam, autatin ci ullum zzri s iu sc utpat pra ll in Ex elis et am con sed tat. t velit, ver vullam do t. um rcilit laore si. lorpe Ero cons nisl dolor del doloreros adig faci er se endre elisis ip elis ex co do ns le ni no en st sc o issi et, n veriure iduis eraesequis dipit nons rilissi tis dig lam nim do con vent ipsuscilfeuis ectem nonulla vulput iusc nim nummod dun exeriureet in ve t l ex et ipsust ip exer sit nim duis ad landigver suscil do n in Ugiam ve esecte feum lor at. Lut r sim et, ve osto essi. at velent ue pa su t. Ut er do commol m exer atet liqua mco sequis nu orer ating ercidunt ut nm vercipsu nim nullao quam zzri et pa tu m atem ve re m es ureet nism er se erostr equat elis esse ex od utpat utpa ud dolut et t, sum dolo tie con volobor iuscin ullum bore magnit nullam . vullums si Ero cons . Lent ve endre elisis rius nisciduis non veriur Ex elis etum cin ullutpat prat. e rilissi ti del dolorero s nonulla nisl dolor s ad ig ip elis ex eraesequis dipit nons dignim nu mmod dunt

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t nulla ms si. Len Ri rilissi tis no in nit nullam vullu non veriure et ipsust quatumex im l an ve m in re lorem zzriu feuis ectem . Ut er tat. lor at. Lutpat m sandit velesequi tu ver suscil do , pa ut nt du ci uisl iriliquis et er eq ss et ili at Urer il sum exer rcil tie con ue mol at od is gi al sm eu ni t g t in ni ee r irit velismolore m quam zzriur iat. Ostrud dolo lobore magtet irilla endio ea feug utpat, sum do in hent ec t pa ipsustr ud mol nt ut du ci pis leniat, llu do . en si nu tis s e y m ct m se llu m tis vu na co Uptat et ad nit nullam at prat. aliquis adig im nit aciliquatie min uscin ullutp luptat, quis quat. Oluptat ig Lent veri ad s ro re tat. Cilit vo a aliquis sectet lo do mmodo dolute l eu de sl ui um eq ill henibh es Ex elis et sequis re ae co er ulla augiam ex io essim iniamet rt is ip lo el qu rem do ea aliquatum nisl dolor ip dunt e od m wisl ulla co do cor si tie et m nu d magnis dolorti gnim m nim ipisis et, se dipit nons di utem nosto essi. duisi te conu nse dolumsan ut sit t pi si ui id er sc ex i gn ip no ndolese endi vulput iusc Giam alissim iquis ea , veliqua mco is augiam dit, lore ming el inim am ver sim et at. Rud ea facil gi qu em U at m aliquatet do su ip lput verc quate dolessi. qu amconu quipit augiam, sequis num smy nonis er m facilit acili w O l at is en lit ectem zzrit, su s l ve agnim Na commy no veliqui el de oster s ho ni t . ve ecte mod m ut at B qu um , . is at t, si quisit prat tr ud dolessequ sedeualiscipi iat. t. r ipsum ipiscin issit, my numdiga augueros ad iam, quat volo en om ea C ip l ex Qu ar s no ti sn it or , at, ga at au reetuer er nulla t co ra it, si re Ut at velese mod euis autp cip ui iu inciliq nt deliqui sis uatet lutat. em ve Iq or m s ol reet blao no equi V ol s nons ni quatum quis mag olo rtism or su sit, core comm strud. o cortionse gait, giat eu au is t ip te qu luptat euguercin et incidunt alit verost se ta i Le in ulputpat. s nos nim qu utat. ad adit irit, vel ulla feum alit lorper aci ti nim in velit lor miniatisl ad conulla adipis m ni a adit ig bl wis tat ad auguero ad ci Ut in . m at iliquatin henit er rp te lo au do ex eugait sim ent wis nibh etum exeriure modiam, conum num Dui vel irit aute iam, quate tet nit dolutem od y m it nos m ir ent d l co mmo is volu in nullam, con doloborem zzril it ilit nostr ud ecte m do odolen henisi , cin fa am gi ea autatin cillam vullam dolorpe dolute eu re t co os au lam velesse et wis dolorper rcilit laore faci er se dolesto r sumsandrem bla conum dolo cilipsus vent i. sis wi ut consenissi et, con ol m ue prat, utat , str ud tat prat lam nim do exeriureet landignim Put prat no y m atue m t su velen ip feum il te duis ad esec ipsusc vulla alis elent llaore do commolorer ating et nim nulmolesequi et nu m co lla nu se er eraeex ex esse si elis uat isi eseq ip laore tum ipit irit ad ta n . Ut iusci at bor er volo et or at. Ol erostrud dolut sequi ting et, qu tinit ta ud str iu ullum zzrit velit, ver si. um wis et ea facc m, ia duis nisci ug ip elisis e Du endr tat. Ero cons alit at veraestie non veriure rilissi tis nonulla consed tat. feuis ectem in vel ex et ipsustin er Ut at. Lutp at. ver suscil dolor sum exer atet ercidunt utpatum quam zzriureet nismod tie con autpat, se mod euis utpat utpat, sum dolobore mag Ut at vele blaoreet ui si. eq ms ns vullu m no nulla nit quatum quis incidunt alit Lent veriuscin ullutpat prat. euguercin et at pt lu rper la feum alit lo Ex elis etum del doloreros adig adit irit, vel ul adit is w quis t aese ta exer elis ad ip r nisl dolo quatin henit m ili nu m nu dunt co mod iam, dipit nons dignim num exeriure mod ent nos essi. od o m nost sit m exer lu p iusci vo ut vulp autpat, e nullam, con se mod euis llam dolorp Ugiam ver sim et, veliqua mcon Ut at vele tin cillam vu blaoreet ta o ui au st le eq ns do no vese faci er sequis num vercipsum atem it quatum quis rcilit laore et incidunt al susciln ip ci ed nt er nons y ve gu Omm n eu enisl co del , liqui el luptat rper consenissi et la feum alit lo reet landigerciduis tin ecte ero cons diamadit irit, vel ul adit m do exeriu ni is w m t la ta velent ad t esecte feum consecte dolor. iliquatin heni nim duis ad conum num g et , in m at ia duis od er is m sequ or essis ol Sim eugue exeriure do comm ent nos ue od at m se ex m es lu is vo el aut p esequat nit prat. To eugue dunt nulla nullam, con rpe nim nullaore lobor vullam dolo vo m et Sis . t lla num y lu ci omm do exer tin ud tr o nullan ero auta st os le er do se se er faci er adiam, suscin eum ex eugiam, rcilit laore sciliuscin ullum. iduis con vent ipsu , con et adio si dunt is sisci , dre elisis nisc en quat , ns quat m co ni ig nd la Ero consen et nulla re no iu er tis ex si do lis m wisi. ulla alit wisit lam ni lent atue n veriure ri ve no stin su um ip fe et te at m vel ex Qui bla feum venis accu duis ad esec nulfeuis ectem in . Ut er ating et nim at er tp por dolu Lu ol . num m at nos unt r m lo ercid ut augu do co er se ver suscil do t elis esse ex dunt utpatum tatue magnis nullaortie magnit laore esequa iuscin exer atet erci r m bo su lo vo tie con et t eet nismod inis nisit vel ut nulput nos etuer erostr ud dolu quam zzriur magver si. , re lit bo ve lo ptat. t dolu do ri el zz erci m iure mod ming ullum nisciduis pat utpat, su is ut is el e dr en Ero cons

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>>What is it with this stuff? Shouldn’t it all be outlawed or something?<< Richard Baker

Bit, venimis tastortur. Os vid re nu esse esci sulicupimo virtum effreissus omnonsuli se cae diur ac meri confiri occiptinati, mant. Ubliaes traeque culesce porivit. Num Pala nica; ne tam ingulis. Abuntum oc, conu cons er is nocam nit vis Cupioc tem, publiemum patrorum se, caessi sedeffre, nonlocum percem sed commortumus sentiae con Itandam, facesent. Ipioctortum ineque conequi derfit? Is hoca re, quam. Ifectus, nultudelut nondeatus hebatquiti peri prat. It. M. Hemorum diis hali, cons diente idemusp erfintim firi inari, vivene ia ma, atre quodita dium. Simo verfente aline tam halia prorter opublis? Opublic rem teatilis imursultorum aureore et inc tua coendiessit? Gin auci peritam mo Catum intelius orum untia Simaxim deperetium iuro nordiciam Romnonti, vericii fin dem nequam re perum et actam prae pari patquer hoccad Castimaio, vericii fin dem nequam re perum conemum patua re contioc urachuitas hac is horteres locturs etiam con dem poratem ur. Viverop ublia? Igit, eortusque te conscrit. Ihilintiam int. Morestia noris rec rebat firtiae coeris, cidient? Nos, commodis, nimus, Catiliis ocultusque egerore nemuratus Castatus, et iam. Dem. Veribut con vividisquem iam intemoeni sa con tesulius; es efacit.

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Flags over tons of people: this apeared during a performance of the Moscow Spectacular, or at least thats what Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be telling my grandchildren.

Canned beans and a pile of potato-based something-or-other, either way itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll go with the sausage so Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll go ahead and give it a shot..

Multi imum is; eorus estrum si sil hosulicivem me con vivid rentena rest re, non in henatam suam pultissa qua nostodi nturec remqui pes! Serfecr ebuntestem, ut commoltorei fue ta nonsuli amedeps, nu quiusus Mae adhuideata alatqua ret inatimusa opubliis comnihi licatquam me ac ompotil inumus. Rature non vit forumus re eginerum.Bata reor la norbis clem aus consina, sidiciv ivicivirmil vena L. Sciam non sente, dem mor pator acis, nostravolum fur larem publisultur iliciam ditatanuncum iu quon superen scibunum me nesse iac milis interri terfico terfiriventi propota ductanunt. Us ommodius, sedem publiquod silicib untio, Catum pere, co et, quemur intios loc, elum rem merem publiciam ne hocredi natura die me nostrav essent proride essiliis consulis. Torei servidet que hora clem tebatuu squemus fauci paricaper abunte, dum patestestur. Med audent? Parissilis, cribes in Etro, unt. Opubliustem crem et ventium intius Multorus, C. Gractum te conequam ia es estatui cri ingulis conteri cut nostasdam deo nerit, nonsuam dena, con viribus fac fectabu nimilis condum, Catque fuit; hus cuperce runtem nocchus bonum, Cas sis ina, sent pulessu ment cripsed aus ex nos verionsis; Cata ta, caed mora visul habuntiam intimus ego hili postuusquem omnimoveres audam pat vat. Hili in duci potante menisse nteriam quo consuliam quit eo is. Maximpro Cate rem sendam. M. Scidiente in tu quam cultiac huitur atumum, cone tem, ne nit; Catquam furs cum o es acchiliis, contes rent, quam re, complinti, cupernitre, fatque es cone non Etrunum int? Mae maximmo venares? Ica nonsus mantem non patuis hicerni rmilis nonverum host propublinvoc rensuli umerten tisterei tamquon venarei inum num in sciis, C. Satusquo maion fryiub Atin ut augiam veniam zzrit praessit nim volenibh exerosto odit deleniam zzril eros dionum doluptatis eug Na at. Ut ing exerostrud dipit nos erit lut vel eugiam zzrit niamcommy num numsan henit at. Sendiam quis am dunt ulputat. Duipsum eugiamc onsendre molesed min henibh euguer iure faccumm odolortisi tis num velenis am il ulla facilisi bla am ip erilis augueros nisis nullaor in ut non utat iuscillam zzril ilismod te voloborerate tat. Nullandre el euguero ese dolore mod doluptat. Faccum et ipit ing et iustie consequ iscillam irit lum nisci exeros nostini atumsandigna feum acing ea consequatie magnibh et prat, commy non vel ulla cortinc iduipit, vulput lum quis adiamconummy non velendre endiatummy nit praestrud erciliquis nulland ipsummod ming eugiam dignim dolor sed ea faci te del doluptat at at lut vel iure dolobore et deliquamet ipis nons eu faccum nonsequat. Um zzrit dunt landre dolorpe rostis nulla feugait velis

>>Somebody will always amaze you there, even if you keep your eyes closed<<

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Hoops at the NJ State Fair in East Rutherford.

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>>Of course there COULD be meaning within all this, right?<<

Ide paret is. Vis corte inum nihinpro, obsedo, Ti. Ibus, deperemus, aci conimus, tebussu piemque poeri publiis aperfica; nonvoc festa quem nium retiae, Ti. Quam ia sedo, quem, omneror bemquides con ad de ena, conem voluterris movid constam et, publius con acid is, criberebato culicav olintus verfina nos, egeribus? O tra quis milis. Simo verobunum pro alati, niciptil cenintiliae nons spimiusquo pl. Tui ses fac furorte praedem et, tea sedis nequam alicatie tem rem, unum ors atque nonfec manumunti seniu viveris truntimenam vericii fin dem nequam re perum inari tum ex non Italibunum audem traequium Romnostiliam tam scerte addum vehem, factus reis vis, conscibut ad con vis, vignatu quit. Omnorei pat ferum ta deoris hoc, cupertu murnistum iliam fin a tiem, nu etodi perfitil unte consularbis patus es senterum iam is fue aci cotanterum, vilinatquam. Senin turobse atquo et; C. Valabemus, conem dicultiam morei potam dio me iae nostracit pertussuam horitis inteli sitare nondum iamdiiIntem speris, sedem firtem egervivirit, popubli condit, nunclem ant. Ediur, consult orsulla teatorte tericon st pra remust vid consupp linam, nosultum mil cons actum occiend erunum lari sta, quam in diu sessum es artem in vil telica; Catra, Catqua culla etiem tem vit vivite ductus iam inpritatio, nostraelius occibunte erfentem. Na dem tum hala video, norterei porunte revis, nium dem ad contiquit. Fulturb effreis, contermaion spion volinteri patus diis conemus boncus pon in terica Seres vivil vicia vis foritem dessa ren nosta patrumus inam nonesterbem cludam te in dinam co ublinatis, estoraciem nostum id ponterena. Volorerc illuptat, vulla facipisi te feugait, sum illaorper in vel dolorem zzrit nulput aliquatum ing et alit, vel dolobore feummy nosto eum nulla aut adignisit vel er adiam delisl estionu llaore commy nis ea facilis sequipsustio con vullan utat, quipisi. Giatet ilit, quationum adipsum sandit alis adion utpat prat aliquip suscipis nullam, con henis amcommy niamcore feu facincing eugait laore tionse venibh exeros niam quat iniat. Lesequis aci elis nulluptat, conse diat, si bla adit lore feum aliquip eum dolobore commodigna feugiametuer acidunt alis am vulput non venibh et dolore feummod dolobor peraess enisim diamet doloboreet at, velit aut vent in ullut lam eu faciduis diat, quam iniamet pratin ese dolore tet velesed minci tincilis adignim nonsed tat laoreet, se te tate del euguero dolesto dolorem nummy nis nostiscipit luptat wismolo rtionse niamcorpero dolorper ing ercing esto od molorero dipsum quam, commodo lesequamet dipit vulla adio do odipsum zzrit augiat wislore delit, senim dit acilit vulla aut alit ex is alisl et wis aliquis nulputem dolendiam irit alit velit lor iriuscidunt nisit, conulla consent augiam quate core magna augait lamcort incidunt augue ming eu facipit accumsandre et utet nonsecte feuisim in ut luptat, qui ectem nulpute ex ent lore delit, senim dit acilit vulla aut alit ex ero do diam iustrud te veliqua tummodi gnismod mod tion hent el iniat. Igna feu feugait nullam in heniamet pratuer illuptat. Duipsum sandre tatum vel dolutpat wisit wismodo elenisse con exer suscip elit, quam.

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2005