ABEL GABE SORIA WARREN PLEECE
… Yeah, he’s totally beautiful. His cloak was so elegant.
I know, can you believe it? He designed it himself. And those boots…
I heard that the guy who does the fangs for Buffy did his.
Wow, those things must cost more than I make in a month.
He gave me a black orchid. I mean…
Yeah, I know.
Oh, see, here it is, juice.”“blood-orange Imported from Italy. Isn’t that cool?
And you can get it at the Last Stop??
I know!!
I know!!
You are so lucky.
I heard it has more vitamins.
You want some blood-orange juice?
Dave! Look! Get a load of this jackass.
Ah, my dark princess. I crave sustenance.
I don’t drink… orange juice. Mmm, perhaps, but first offer me your lovely throat.
not in the store!
You GUYS! I thought “vampires” didn’t have sex! Especially not in the Last Stop!
Allow me to purchase this for you, my queen. Will this be all?
Yes, yes! Did I present you with any other item? Ring this up, peon. The night grows short.
“Sir”?
I don’t care. It’s rude. You guys go wait outside, I’ll buy this.
Very well. But don’t tarry too long, my dear. I need to have a blood feed tonight. I hunger for steak! RARE!
I wish he was a vegetarian.
Wow, you’re right, she is hot.
I wish I was a vegetarian. You should try it! It’s easier than you think.
Yeah, well, there are some things I just can’t give up.
Here’s your change. Have a nice night.
Bye!
Oh, it’s just that easy, is it?
Back off, man. I saw her first.
Re-lax, Dave. You planted the seed, and I’m not going to harvest your crops, man! But can you believe that Eddie Munster-wanna dork?
Bye! Come again!
I’m gonna kill myself. That’d be way too much work. And in the end, whaddya got? You’re dead and the chump still has the girl. Instead, whyncha just kill him?
Yeah, just get him in a dark alley, rip out his carotid, and get the blood flowing! It’d be an appropriate death, right? He might even be happy!
Uuch. Just talking about it makes me queasy.
You and your blood thing, man. Look, I’ll take him out, OK? You don’t have to get your hands bloody.
Jerome…