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CONTENTS CAMPUS

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News in Brief September/October Calendar Student Card Replacement Lucy Williams Humanitarian Scholarship Introduced Nurul Juhria Binte Kamal Survey on Sexual Abuse in Academia Wing Kuang Turnt in For What? Medha Vernekar and Wing Kuang Under the Coverslip Jennifer Keller, Anna Wang, Michael Dixon, Casper Thorpe and Georga Bruechert UMSU Elections: Explained Alain Nguyen Office Bearer Reports UMSU Election Guide SSAF Grants: Explained Lily Miniken Campus Photography James Tapa Bard Times: Part Six James Gordon The Grub Alex Epstein, Darcy French and Alex Greggery

No Pens, No Paper Demitra Lazarakis 56 Melbourne First, Jakarta Last Shamira Natanagara 58 Fodder Feature: Vox Pop* Trent Vu 61 Prepared for the Apocalypse Ailsa Traves 62 Parties for the Socially Disinclined Ashrita Ramamurthy 64 Game Makers Sophie Simpson 66 Hello My Name is... Veera Ramayah 69 No More Soft Drink Caitlin Kloppenborg 72 The Welfare State Is Homophobic Andie Moore 73 The Past is Slightly Blurred Daniel O’Neil 75 I Do Not Have a White Name Dilpreet Kaur Taggar 76 Past and Present Tents Alicia Gadd-Carolan 100 For and Against: Country Music Milly Muller Reeves and Lily Di Sciascio 54

CREATIVE 6 59 60 63 68 74 79 80 82 82 84 85 86

NONFICTION

Editorial Team

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Seasons / Spring Bethany Cherry Art Charlotte Docksey Art Nellie Seale Art Rebecca Fowler Photography Elaina Wang Turtles Ilsa Harun Photography Demitra Lazarakis Six Ways of Looking at the Mirror Kangli Hu You didn’t answer my question though Finbar Macdonald Kick Ons Finbar Macdonald amnesis Alston Chu Baillieu 24-Hour Study Zone Stephanie Kee Dusk Freyja Catron My fantasy London Jocelyn Deane Archivism for No-places Jocelyn Deane A Nihilistic Interpretation of Love Georgia Cao Suffering Sarah Peters Drowning Sarah Peters trying to sleep Greer Sutherland I have a crush on e-girls Hazel Lee The Mapless Voyage Shaira Afrida Oyshee celestial bodies Chiara Situmorang The Monster Myth Bronte Gosper Art Raymond Wu 6:54 pm, 19/8/18 til 8:37 am, 20/8/18 Rachel Morley Flash Fiction: Galaxies and Outer Space Expose / Thailand Ilsa Harun

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EDITORIAL

ere’s how you get someone to vote for you in a student election. You print flyers and wear a brightly coloured t-shirt and stand somewhere on campus reasonably close to one of the voting booths, like the one in the lobby of the Baillieu Library. You try to hand flyers to people walking past. By the end of election week, most people know what’s up, and they refuse even to look at you—but on Monday the game is fresh. Someone takes a flyer. As they take it, you start walking and talking with them. “Have you heard about the student elections?” They give you that look—always the same look of horror and betrayal—as they realise you want something. “Sorry, I have to get to class,” they say, but you follow them anyway. You’re friendly but firm. You ask their name. You try to make a connection with them. (If it’s raining, you can buy an enormous umbrella and hold it over them, bringing them into your fold like a large, Venus flytrap.) After a connection is made, you shift into asking a favour. “I want you to go vote for me right now.” They don’t want to. They’re on their way somewhere. “It takes literally two or three minutes,” you lie. The only way you know that you got a vote, everyone agrees, is if you actually see the voter walk into the booth. As a campaigner, it’s a bit like bowling: will the ball go straight into the library, or will it curve to the right, towards the booth? It’s hard to stop yourself waving your hands in the air like a mad telekinetic, willing the ball to curve. And if it does: strike. It feels weirdly good. You manipulated a complete stranger into doing a thing. Over the course of the week, you become addicted to that feeling. Student elections aren’t about policy. They’re about winning. Student politicians often go on to become real politicians. Just the other day, a new Australian prime minister was sworn into office. Not because there was a federal election, but because the hands of the Liberal Party’s internal politics have reached up and pulled down the person we elected prime minister (well, maybe not the Farrago editors, but the general Australian public). The last time a prime minister of Australia finished a full term in office was 2007. Ash, the news editor of this magazine, was nine years old. Despite—no—because of all that, you should still vote in the student election. If you’re a full-time Commonwealth-supported student at the University, you pay $298 each year. This is called the Student Services and Amenities fee. About 35 per cent of this pool of money goes towards your student union. Less than 10 per cent of students vote in the student union’s elections. Your vote is worth so much. More importantly, if you engage in the elections and candidates’ policies, you’ll have a better idea of what the union actually does and how it is run. It won’t take two minutes. It’ll take longer than that to read through the election explainer by Alain Nguyen (12), read the candidates’ statements (starting at page 17), decide your votes and cast them at one of the voting stations on campus. But it’s worth it. And while you’re in the news section, also check out Wing Kuang and Medha Venekar’s investigation into Turnitin and WriteCheck’s use of student data (9). In nonfic, Caitlin Kloppenborg’s ‘No More Softdrink’ explores the permanency of grief and the vivacity of memory (69), and Alicia Gadd-Carolan’s ‘Past and Present Tents’ is a piece of memoir about the author’s encounters with various circuses (76). In creative, check out Kangli Hu’s explosive prose (80) and Hazel Lee’s meme-inspired poem (91), while in graphics we recommend Rachel Morley’s emotional embroidery (96) and James Tapa’s campus landscapes (50). Ashleigh, Esther, Jesse, Monique

EDITORIAL ART BY AMANI NASARUDIN

COLLECTIVE

THE FARRAGO TEAM EDITORS

Ashleigh Barraclough Esther Le Couteur Monique O’Rafferty Jesse Paris-Jourdan

CONTRIBUTORS

Shaira Afrida Oyshee Georgia Cao Freyja Catron Alston Chu Jocelyn Deane Lily Di Sciascio Alex Epstein Darcy French Alicia Gadd-Carolan James Gordon Bronte Gosper Alex Greggery Elizabeth Haigh Aurelia Tasha Handoko Kangli Hu Nurul Juhria Binte Kamal Dilpreet Kaur Taggar Stephanie Kee Caitlin Kloppenborg Wing Kuang Demitra Lazarakis Hazel Lee Finbar Macdonald Lily Miniken Andie Moore Rachel Morley Milly Muller Reeves Shamira Natanagara Daniel O’Neil Alain Nguyen Sarah Peters Gladys Qin Veera Ramayah Sophie Simpson Chiara Situmorang Nicholas Sujecki Greer Sutherland Blake Tang Medha Vernekar Trent Vu Lucy Williams

SUBEDITORS

James Agathos Kyra Agathos Kergen Angel Elle Atack Georgia Atkinson Daniel Beratis Rachael Booth Kasumi Borczyk Jessica Chen David Churack Noni Cole Nicole de Souza Alaina Dean Jocelyn Deane Katie Doherty Emma Ferris Abigail Fisher Belle Gill Jessica Hall Jessica Herne Kangli Hu Jenina Ibañez Esmé James An Jiang Annie Jiang Eleanor Kirk Ruby Kraner-Tucci Angela Le Tessa Marshall Valerie Ng April Nougher-Dayhew Isa Pendragon Ruby Perryman Sarah Peters Lauren Powell Rhiannon Raphael Danielle Scrimshaw Elizabeth Seychell Chiara Situmorang Greer Sutherland Catherine Treloar Hiruni Walimunige Sophie Wallace Nina Wang Mark Yin Stephanie Zhang Yan Zhuang

GRAPHICS

Debjit Bhowmick Georga Bruechert Alexandra Burns Minnie Chantpakpimon Cathy Chen Bethany Cherry Renee de Vlugt Michael Dixon Nicola Dobinson Charlotte Docksey Derrick Duan Rebecca Fowler Ilsa Harun Lauren Hunter Ayonti Mahreen Huq Winnie Jiao Asher Karahasan Jennifer Keller Sharon Huang Liang Demitra Lazarakis Hanna Liu Kira Martin Rachel Morley Amani Nasarudin Monique O’Rafferty Nellie Seale Poorniima Shanmugam Sophie Sun James Tapa Casper Thorpe Dinh Vo Anna Wang Elaina Wang Raymond Wu Si Xie David Zeleznikow-Johnston Qun Zhang

COVER

Asher Karahasan

ART BY KIRA MARTIN

COLUMNISTS

Rohan Byrne Katie Doherty James Gordon Neala Guo (online) Ilsa Harun Kaavya Jha Ashrita Ramamurthy Veera Ramayah Ailsa Traves Trent Vu

SOCIAL MEDIA

Zoë Alford Alex Epstein Ilsa Harun Nurul Juhria Binte Kamal Jack Langan Angela Le Christopher Hon Sum Ling Lucette Moulang Lara Navarro Lauren Powell Trent Vu

Farrago is the student magazine of the University of Melbourne Student Union (UMSU), produced by the media department. Farrago is published by the general secretary of UMSU, Daniel Beratis. The views expressed herein are not necessarily the views of UMSU, the printers or the editors. Farrago is printed by Printgraphics, care of our hunkle of a printing uncle, Nigel Quirk. All writing and artwork remains the property of the creators. This collection is ©️ Farrago and Farrago reserves the right to republish material in any format.

NEWS

NEWS IN BRIEF

UMSU DENOUNCES NUS QUEER OB The University of Melbourne Student Union (UMSU) has passed a motion at students’ council calling on Jasmine Duff to resign from her position as one of the National Union of Students’ LGBTI officers. The motion stated that Duff has “an established pattern of behaviour … that has been intimidatory, and transphobic in nature”. The same motion was passed in June at Queer Collaborations, the national queer conference.

OPEN DAY Despite the grim weather, the University’s open day occurred on 19 August and attracted a crowd of approximately 28,000 people, according to the University.

READY TO LAUNCH The UMSU media and creative arts departments are about to release volume 14 of Above Water, the annual creative writing anthology. Pick up a copy from stands around campus.

NOT COMM BALL UMSU activities hosted “Not Commerce Ball” on the same night as the Commerce Students’ Society’s famous Commerce Ball. Tickets sold for $5, while Commerce Ball tickets went for $145.

IT HAPPENED Former Treasurer Scott Morrison has been sworn in as Australia’s new prime minister, replacing Malcolm Turnbull, due to a leadership spill in the Liberal Party. The other contenders for the leadership were Peter Dutton and Julie Bishop. Turnbull will resign from parliament, triggering a byelection in his seat of Wentworth.

UWA The University of Western Australia has cancelled the appearance of “transphobic” speaker Quentin Van Meter, due to backlash from students and the UWA Student Guild.

STUDENT LOAN BILL The HELP loan repayment threshold has now decreased, so that graduates on an annual income of $45,800 will begin repaying their student debt.

GLYN DAVIS AND CADMUS UniMelb Vice-Chancellor Glyn Davis and his wife Margaret Gardner have $166,000 invested in Vericus, the company which owns Cadmus—the controversial anticheating software the University has been trialling. The University claims that Davis declared the conflict of interest and “rigorously excluded himself from any discussion of Cadmus matters”.

NTEU VICTORY The University and the National Tertiary Education Union have made an agreement on enterprise bargaining. This signals the closure of a long period of bargaining between the two bodies, over issues such as staff pay and academic freedom.

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE On 29 August, Farrago hosted an UMSU presidential debate between three of the presidential candidates— Molly Willmott, Chris Kounelis and Callum Simpson.

ART BY NELLIE SEALE

SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER CALENDAR WEEK SEVEN

WEEK EIGHT

WEEK NINE

MONDAY 3 SEPTEMBER

MONDAY 10 SEPTEMBER

MONDAY 17 SEPTEMBER

1pm: queer political action collective

UMSU ELECTIONS—POLLS OPEN

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WEEK TEN MONDAY 1 OCTOBER

1pm: queer political action collective

Prosh Week

First day back from midsemester break

TUESDAY 4 SEPTEMBER

TUESDAY 11 SEPTEMBER

TUESDAY 18 SEPTEMBER

TUESDAY 2 OCTOBER

12pm: Women of Colour collective 12pm: enviro collective 1pm: trans collective 4:15: anxiety support group

12pm: Women of Colour collective 1pm: trans collective 4:15: anxiety support group

UMSU ELECTIONS—POLLS OPEN

Prosh Week

WEDNESDAY 5 SEPT.

WEDNESDAY 12 SEPT.

WEDNESDAY 19 SEPT.

WEDNESDAY 3 OCTOBER

12pm: women’s collective 12pm: UMSU International— BBQ meet and greet 1pm: lunch with the queer bunch

12pm: women’s collective 1pm: lunch with the queer bunch

UMSU ELECTIONS—POLLS OPEN

Prosh Week

THURSDAY 6 SEPTEMBER

THURSDAY 13 SEPT.

THURSDAY 20 SEPT.

THURSDAY 4 OCTOBER

12pm: queer People of Colour collective 12pm: education collective 1pm: arts collective 1pm: disabilities collective 3pm: queer political action collective UMSU ELECTIONS—POLLS OPEN

12pm: queer People of Colour collective 12pm: education collective 1pm: arts collective 1pm: disabilities collective

12pm: queer People of Colour collective 12pm: education collective 1pm: arts collective 1pm: disabilities collective 6pm: creative arts—Pot Luck Open Mic Night

12pm: queer People of Colour collective 12pm: education collective 1pm: arts collective 1pm: disabilities collective 8pm: Queer Ball

FRIDAY 7 SEPTEMBER

FRIDAY 14 SEPTEMBER

UMSU ELECTIONS—POLLS OPEN

Prosh Week

FRIDAY 21 SEPTEMBER

FRIDAY 5 OCTOBER

7pm: activities—Oktoberfest

Prosh Week Last day before mid-semester break

ART BY BETHANY CHERRY

STUDENT CARD REPLACEMENT

NEWS

LUCY WILLIAMS LOOKS INTO WHY OUR FEES ARE THE HIGHEST IN THE COUNTRY

he University of Melbourne’s student card replacement fee is the highest in the country, and at $50 is nearly double the average national cost. Meanwhile, staff members who spoke with Farrago have been able to acquire replacement staff cards free of charge. Students must pay this fee unless they can provide a police report that explicitly states their card has been stolen, or present their faulty card. While the fee is one incentive for students to look after their cards, the price of replacing this essential tool for university life seems misaligned with production costs. A University spokesperson said the cost of replacements is based on the “total cost of providing this service”. “This includes, but is not limited to, a variety of factors such as the cost of the printing software and hardware, onsite support, and staffing costs, as well as the card itself,” they said. The spokesperson explained that the fee review process considered changes other universities have placed on card replacement. The University of Melbourne’s replacement fee, however, is the highest Farrago has found in Australia. The closest was $42 at Monash University, while the cheapest fees were $10 at the University of Tasmania, and $15 at the University of Western Australia (UWA).

The average replacement cost across the universities consulted was $26. Deakin University, RMIT University and the Universities of Adelaide, Queensland, New South Wales and Sydney all charge between $20 and $25, with Victoria University and the Australian National University both charging $30. “The University only aims to cover the cost of providing the service, not to raise additional revenues,” the University of Melbourne spokesperson said. Students, however, have a different perspective. “I think that the costs are ridiculous … the fact that it’s $50 when you just go to Stop 1 and they hand you a card within five minutes is insane,” said arts student Georgia Walton Briggs, who recently paid the fee to have her card replaced. University of Melbourne Student Union Education (Academic) Officer Toby Silcock said, “At most these student cards should be whatever they cost the Uni and at best they should be free … This is just a way for the Uni to make money off students.” Most staff Farrago spoke with were unaware of the differences between student and staff card replacement fees. Meanwhile, UWA charges $16.50 to replace staff cards, as opposed to $15 for students.

HUMANITARIAN SCHOLARSHIP INTRODUCED T

NURUL JUHRIA BINTE KAMAL ON THE INTRODUCTION OF SCHOLARSHIPS FOR REFUGEES

his year, the University launched a new scholarship called the Melbourne Humanitarian Access Scholarship. This was created specifically for students who have applied for asylum in Australia. While the scholarship is a first of its kind, it has been criticised by the University of Melbourne Student Union (UMSU) People of Colour and education departments as it does not “capture [people seeking asylum] on permanent residency or with citizenship”. The Melbourne Humanitarian Access Scholarship is given to both undergraduate and graduate students who meet the requirements of having sought asylum in Australia and are enrolled as an international student. The four candidates chosen will receive an allowance of up to AUD$5,000 per year and a full fee coverage throughout the degree course. Even though the scholarship has been created for those seeking asylum, the eligibility clauses has excluded those who have been naturalised or hold permanent residency in Australia. According to the University, these students are able to seek assistance from the Melbourne Access Scholarships. UMSU People of Colour Officer Reem Faiq had a different view. “The scholarship does not take into account the fact that former refugees are very likely to be just as affected by their

life status as they were when they were refugees, therefore offering the scholarship to a group of people but not [taking into account] the grievances that effect them even after their life status changes is deeply problematic...” she said. According to Education Officer Toby Silcock, the University has structured the scholarship in such a manner because it identified the costly fees to be a problem for these groups of people. “[The scholarship] will make a difference to a small number of people. It is better than what we had before which was nothing and it is comparable to other universities’ scholarships like Monash. It is an improvement that still needs a lot of work,” he said. The two departments are planning to work together for the rest of the year to improve the current model. The two main goals are to increase the number of people who can access the scholarship, and have naturalised or permanent residents with refugee backgrounds have access to this scholarship—coupled with real practical commitments for support. Applications for the scholarship are open from 1 October until 30 November 2018. For more information, you can visit the University’s scholarship website.

ART BY DEBJIT BHOWMICK

NEWS

SURVEY ON SEXUAL ABUSE IN ACADEMIA WING KUANG REPORTS

cademics and PhD students experience a high level of sexual harassment and gender discrimination in Australian universities, according to a recent survey conducted by Australian Women’s History Network (AWHN). Last month, AWHN released a report for their online survey on sexual violence against academics conducted in March. The survey collected 159 responses of former and current academics from various disciplines in Australian universities, 90.6 per cent of whom identify as female. The survey found that 48.7 per cent of the participants experienced sexual abuse or harassment in the workplace, and 66.2 per cent of the participants experienced sexual or gender-based discrimination in academia. “In the words of one respondent, ‘Sexism is rife in universities’,” states the AWHN’s report. The report also notes that junior academics and female PhD students are some of the main victims of sexual violence committed by their male colleagues or supervisors. Dr Jordana Silverstein, Dr Mary Tomsic and Dr Katherine Ellinghaus, who are the co-convenors at AWHN and academics at the University of Melbourne, said the hierarchical nature of academia and precariousness of employment are the main factors that disempower young academics. “When you are a PhD student, a casual employee or employee with short term contract, you rely on the good will of a lot of people,” said Silverstein. “A lot of academia is about connection—it’s about being invited to do part-time jobs or speak in a conference or contribute to something.” So if you rock the boat in any way, people might stop inviting you to things, and that’s obviously could affect more junior people than it would with senior people,” she added. The report also shows that only six out of 130 respondents to this question made formal complaints and were satisfied with their institutional responses. Forty-seven per cent of respondents made complaints which were ignored, dismissed or mishandled. “We found that, unsurprisingly, so many people are leaving academia, even if they are not finishing their PhDs ... because they are unsupported and traumatised, because they are in hostile workplaces,” said the convenors. They also mention that many participants suggested structural changes in regards to positions of power, complaint processes and trainings. The convenors said they hope the survey could raise awareness on sexual violence against academics. They admitted the survey could have limitations, and they look forward to other organisations conducting research on the issue.

In June, Australian Human Rights Commission (AHRC) launched a 12-month inquiry on sexual harassment in the workplace, including within the higher education sector. There are currently several individual surveys on sexual violence against academics being conducted. National Tertiary Education Union (NTEU) National President Jeannie Rea said she welcomes the AHRC’s investigation. “[After the AHRC survey for students] we then asked for a similar survey to be carried out for university staff, and it was not done,” she said. “So we don’t know the stats or where the magnitude or the problem ... we only know these in anecdotes fully, we don’t know them via a comprehensive survey like that was carried out with students which we will then be able to identify a particular area and focus on action.” We think it’s a good idea to do all unions but we still concern the focus on our particular area, the higher education sector.” The NTEU has also joined Universities Australia, the Council of Australian Postgraduate Associations and the Australian Council of Graduate Research to make the Principles for Respectful Supervisory Relationship. The guideline, which was released on 1 August, has banned sexual or romantic relationships between supervisors and students. “Universities understand that supervisors have power over their students. A sexual or romantic relationship that develops in that context also raises questions about capacity for consent and academic integrity,” said Universities Australia Chief Executive Catriona Jackson in a media release. “[The Principles] have been designed to protect the safety and wellbeing of both students and staff.” Both academics and postgraduate student representatives say they support the Principles. “I think the supervisor–student relationship is a long and ongoing one, it’s one that you know can be conducted often in one-to-one meetings,” said Silverstein. “So it’s great that there’re principles in place that make people think about what could go wrong in a relationship like that.” “As the [AWHN] survey mentions, Australian universities still have an unacceptably high level of sexism and genderbased discrimination in their cultures, and this obviously plays a major role,” said Zimo Wang, the women’s officer at the University of Melbourne Graduate Student Association (GSA). “We also support the call for better training for supervisors and other staff who work closely with postgraduate students, and GSA representatives are currently working on committees to decide what that training will look like at the University.”

ART BY MONIQUE O’RAFFERTY

TURNT IN FOR WHAT?

WING KUANG AND MEDHA VERNEKAR INVESTIGATE CORPORATE USE OF STUDENT DATA

tudents who submit essays to Turnitin might find their essays commodified for paid plagiarism-checking services such as WriteCheck. The application is developed by Turnitin—an American company which provides plagiarism-detection services to institutions over the world, including the University of Melbourne. According to its website, WriteCheck uses the same technology as Turnitin, and can identify similarities with “600+ million student papers” and “60+ billion current and archived web pages.” The plagiarism-checker also gives an automatic grammar check during its plagiarism detection process, and provides paid online essay-writing tutoring services. Students can pay for up to five essays to be checked at a time. “Turnitin and WriteCheck are owned and operated by the same company to serve different audiences,” said Martin Kelly, the international marketing manager at Turnitin’s Australia office. “WriteCheck was developed in partnership with instructors to provide students a formative check on writing before submission.” “The service is most often used for group assignments, to check for citation accuracy and to avoid accidental plagiarism and for feedback on writing and grammar.” Farrago purchased one of the packages for our own testing. We collected two media essays, two politics essays and one environment report written in the last two years by UniMelb students. All of the essays received grades of H2A or above. While one media essay and the environment report were untampered, duplicated or paraphrased Wikipedia extracts were added into the rest of materials. Farrago also tested one English essay found online as a reference. It turned out that all the essays we submitted, including the untampered originals submitted by UniMelb students, displayed high similarities to other essays in the system, although WriteCheck does not detail the original sources. On the WriteCheck website, the company describes the process of engaging Australian law firm Blake Dawson Waldron to ensure that their use of student work complies with Australian copyright and privacy laws. The advice claims that “it is highly unlikely (although not completely inconceivable) that a Court would consider that the use of the Turnitin system by a subscriber to the service in Australia would infringe a student’s copyright”. The advice from Blake Dawson Waldron is from April, 2004. Kelly also told Farrago that Turnitin has taken policies to ensure Turnitin respect its users’ data privacy. “We provide students, instructors and institutional clients the option of storing papers in the Turnitin database, within a private repository or not at all so that they maintain control over their intellectual property,” said Kelly.

Several students who offered their papers to Farrago for testing didn’t see a serious problem with the service. “I don’t care if they have my finished essay,” said one. “I just don’t want what would effectively be someone standing over my shoulder while I work.” The student was referring to Cadmus, a controversial anti-plagiarism software that the University has been trialling to potentially replace Turnitin in the future. However, some students expressed concerns about data privacy. “I can see how useful it can be from a student’s perspective to see to what extent their essay is plagiarised, but the fact that they are able to essentially sell a service that uses my data and assignments that I have spent hours and hours working on; I can see how it would make people uncomfortable,” said Jesse Seeberg-Gordon, one of the students who offered his work for Farrago’s testing. One UniMelb lecturer told Farrago about their concerns with the Turnitin, as the syste could subject the best students to institutional anxieties.”“And in doing all of this, it appropriates the intellectual labour of the students and the markers only to sell it back, at a premium, to the University.” The lecturer also criticised the efficiency of software like Turnitin in identifying plagiarism. “Turnitin is essentially ineffective: it catches only the most banal form of plagiarism (copy and pasting), and it does so poorly. Its real function, I suspect, is simply a training in subordination to our new algorithmic masters.” The University of Melbourne Student Union Education Officer Toby Silcock said paid plagiarism checker services in general could scam students. “It looks like students are basically being rorted—that Turnitin is, without the knowledge or consents of students, selling students’ essays and making money of another group of disadvantaged students who are afraid of plagiarising,” said Silcock. He also said the University should take action on protecting students’ intellectual property. A University spokesperson said that the University was aware of the WriteCheck service offered by Turnitin. “The University takes very seriously the protection of students’ personal data and all new tools are subject to privacy impact assessment to minimise risks and ensure compliance with relevant privacy laws,” said the spokesperson. “All students provide their consent to their work being submitted to the Turnitin service when they submit assignments. The consent thus provided includes the Turnitin– WriteCheck service. “While Turnitin is a commercial service and the University itself and other institutions benefit from having a broad corpus of data within the Turnitin similarity dataset, it is important to note that the way student data is stored within the corpus data set makes it intrinsically unidentifiable.”

ART BY HANNA LIU

An entire lung in the very early stages of its development. As it grows, roots will eventually thin and multiply into the intricate structure of airways that form an adult lung. This is used to investigate which genes impact healthy development.

The sciatic nerve is the largest single nerve in the body, which has made it very useful for investigating how quickly neurons can send a message.

Every year we host a microscope imaging competition called Under the Coverslip. This exhibition is built on the notion that science is more than just graphs and figures; that there is undiscovered beauty beneath the microscope that can be 12 ARTbyBY appreciated everyone.

Astrocytes are the star-shaped cells of the brain that provide support to the neurons. An active area of research addresses howâ&#x20AC;¯astrocytes modulate how neurons communicate.

The adrenal gland secretes hormones responsible for several essential biological functions.

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ART BY JENNIFER KELLER, ANNA WANG, MICHAEL DIXON, CASPER 13 THORPE, GEORGA BRUECHERT

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UMSU ELECTIONS: EXPLAINED ALAIN NGUYEN TELLS YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WEEK SEVEN

o, it’s week seven and you have an assignment due on Friday. You’re rather tired and you just don’t want to go to that regrettable 9am tute you got into because you forgot about class registration. However, you have a five-hour gap between those two classes so you decide to go to the Baillieu to get some study done. As you head to the Baillieu, you are bombarded by a kaleidoscope of pink, red, orange and black shirts telling you to vote for them and how they’ll change your uni experience. Flustered, you walk away from the Baillieu and feel rather peckish. Union House hasn’t filled up with people yet and you want to grab something eat there. However, as you head toward Union House, you see yet another swarm of pink, red, orange and black shirts telling you, well you guessed it, to vote. Seeing as you have nowhere to go, you watch as each shirt shoves each other telling you why they will, once again, change your uni experience. The tussle then descends into a melee and you get caught up in the screams, rap battles and backflips and you end up becoming the one screaming. At this moment, you just want to go home and maybe skip uni all together. For most people, you could just say “no thank you” or “I’ve already voted” and that’s the end. But here’s the thing: elections actually matter. Your vote is rather influential in how the Union represents you in the following year. So, listen up, we’re in for a magic tram ride of a trip on what elections are and how to vote. First of all, what is UMSU and why should I care about them? UMSU is the University of Melbourne Student Union, which represents all UniMelb students. It is responsible for things like student clubs and activities, as well as student services and advocacy. So think of the free student BBQs, carnivals or weird parties that happen throughout the year. They happen because UMSU is there. They’re here for you. Okay but, why should I vote if I don’t need to? Voting lies at the heart of democracy… Okay let’s not get dramatic. Voting is important and vote early, vote often like they do in Chicago.

In all seriousness, don’t vote often but vote early if you need to. Voting in student elections is important because you have a say in deciding who represents you, how often you can get drunk on campus and whether or not you can get more free food or find the help you need. If you’ve got issues about University admin, enrolment, grades and even your commute, UMSU on paper is supposed to represent your concerns about your university life. Because not enough people voted, the previous entity, Melbourne University Student Union, became embroiled in corruption and as a result was dissolved by the Supreme Court. Bottom line—vote. Otherwise you won’t get a say on what matters to you during your years at uni. Who runs this circus? The president is the top dog of the union—they attend lots of meetings with the University about fun things like the student precinct and act as its spokesperson. Meanwhile, the general secretary runs students’ council and all things governance. Think of them as Jan from that ad— lots of paperwork. Education advocates for students in matters such as misconduct hearings and campaigns around education issues such as Cadmus and cuts to higher education. Activities is the Union’s fun aunt, hosting parties, trivias and Tuesday Bands, Barbeques and Bevs and sometimes the weird event like free tacos. The environment department campaigns against issues such as fossil fuel investment and military groups on campus and you can often see them outside the Chancellery Building dancing and trying to keep warm. Welfare, when it’s not a breeding ground for creepy love letters, can be seen running breakfasts in North Court or The Ida every morning. They also advocate for things like better funding for Counselling and Psychological Services as well as running a food bank for students who need items in an emergency. Media (that’s us!) prints this magazine and runs Radio

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Fodder. Come to our launches and you’ll get a spiffy magazine, some refreshments and sick tunes. Clubs and societies is the governance overlord of over 200 clubs and societies on campus. Whether it is Cheese Club or Robogals, they make sure that clubs are being active and hosting events for students as well as choosing new clubs that may fill a gap in the ever-increasing niches students have. Creative arts cultivate and assist student theatre, performance and art. You can find them in the Arts Lab making something usually. The autonomous departments are disabilities, Indigenous, People of Colour, queer and women’s, which advocate and run collectives for students who identify accordingly. VCA and Burnley provide services and advocacy for the students on their campuses. If there’s a circus, who are the people wanting to be the ringleader/clown? The two major factions in the election are More! and Stand Up!, which generally contest the majority of OB positions. This year, they’ve made a deal to secure some positions. In exchange for four of More’s NUS delegates, Stand Up will not be contesting disabilities, People of Colour or queer. The smaller factions are Melbourne Socialists (Socialist Alternative), Independent Media and The Biggest Blackest ticket. Choice and the Liberals (both run by the Liberal Club) also nominated for positions, although didn’t fill our their ticket forms correctly, meaning that their candidates are now independents. There are also a variety of other smaller tickets, which come and go each year. We weren’t kidding when we said there will be a flurry of pink, red, orange and black shirts. Think of this as dodgeball and a food fight happening at the same time. In the 2017–18 UMSU elections, Stand Up! won every OB position they contested except for general secretary. This was a big swing from the previous year, when Stand Up! did not gain a single OB position due to More! taking over the union. Sources say this is perhaps one of the most competitive races in recent years so keep an eye out toward the end of election week. You’ve watched the circus, know its people, now how do you actually vote in an UMSU election? This is where things actually get messy and weird (like your 18th or 21st). We will try our best to explain to you how to vote

as if you were a five-year-old. The only problem? Five-year-olds can’t or don’t vote, but it’s good to know. 1. Go to a polling booth A polling booth is where you vote. Here, you get a piece of paper called a ballot where you put down who you want to vote for. Remember to bring your student card, or you won’t be able to vote. You can find the list of polling booths and the times they’re open on page 18 in the election guide, although the main Parkville booths and campaigner hotspots are the Baillieu Library and Union House. You can also vote at the Southbank and Burnley campuses. If you can’t make it in physically, you can submit a postal vote at https://umsu. unimelb.edu.au/getinvolved/elections/ 2. How to actually vote You’ll get multiple colourful sheets requiring you to vote on many things and many positions. The first few pages are regarding OB positions such as president or welfare followed by committee and council contests. The premise is the same with those, vote for whom you desire but it’s better to preference all for committee/council seats. There are also several pages for restricted constituency positions such as People of Colour or queer, which you can only fill out if you identify as part of said consituency. You have to preference THE NUMBER ONE for WHOM YOU WANT TO WIN. YOU CAN THEN PREFERENCE YOUR SECONDFAVOURITE AND SO ON, depending on how many candidates they are. However, the elections are using what is called “optional preferential voting” which means you can vote in the following ways: vote for one, vote for all or vote for some. 3. Run away After you’ve chosen who you want to win, you put the ballot inside a cardboard box. You are now a democratic citizen who is exercising their rights as a student. You can now run away from the Color Run and Circus and head back into another one, your classes. Yay! When do I know who won and stop caring? Don’t stop caring but generally you’ll find out late Friday of voting week who has won president and maybe the other OB positions. Usually Farrago, aka us (we need to stop reminding you lot that we’re Farrago because it’s getting really meta), will have live tweets and rolling coverage on Facebook. Stay tuned because this election is looking to be quite a ride and one of the most contested in years.

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OFFICE BEARER REPORTS PRESIDENT | DESIREE CAI Hey everyone! We’re fast approaching week seven which means that the annual Student Union elections are coming up. If you’ve never heard of what UMSU does at this university, I’d encourage you all to participate and exercise your right to vote! Voting is open to all students no matter if you’re a postgraduate, undergraduate, domestic or international student. Aside from that, the regular business of the student union—representing and advocating for you and running all the fun stuff continues. It’s never too late to get involved, so check out the UMSU website, Facebook, and our weekly newsletters to keep up to date.

GENERAL SECRETARY | DANIEL BERATIS It’s late into the semester but that doesn’t mean you can’t stop getting involved with everything UMSU has to offer! Students’ Council is meeting every two weeks to talk about how best to run UMSU, and every student can come along. There are a bunch of events, campaigns and programs happening over the last weeks of the semester, so check out the UMSU website for more details! You can apply for a Student Initiative Grant to get your event or initiative off the ground thanks to UMSU. And in week seven, don’t forget to vote in the annual elections—make sure you have your voice heard, and have your say on how UMSU will run in 2019! Thanks once again for coming to my TED talk.

ACTIVITIES | JORDAN TOCHNER AND ALEX FIELDEN NOT COMM BALL AND OKTOBERFEST. Honestly that’s about all we care about at the moment. Please come to both they’ll be fun and we’ve put a lot of effort into them. Not Comm Ball will have food provided (probably 2 minute noodles if we’re being honest, maybe microwaved sausage roles) and will be in a bar. Oktoberfest will have UNLIMITED FOOD AND AS MUCH DRINKS AS YOU CAN HANDLE UNTIL RSA SAYS WE CANT SERVE YOU ANY MORE. Its only $35 so this is definitely worth your time and money (its actually a genuine investment considering you’ll wear the same costume for the next 4 years of coming to this event). SEE YA’LL THERE.

BURNLEY | JAMES BARCLAY

The Industrial Revolution was a crazy time, England was the first country to rapidly innovate their economy, infrastructure and living standards to what we now recognise as dense urbanisation. Things certainly didn’t get better for a lot of people during that time, peasants were dispossessed from cooperative land, children worked 15 hour days in factories and living environments for the average city dweller were abysmally smoggy. From all of that suffering emerged the technological landscape that we inherit today, many basic utilities and tools that many of us take for granted. What’s the old saying? ‘You can’t make an omelet without cracking a few eggs.’ However from the foggy nightmare that was 19th century Britain sprang public open space (had to keep the peasants from jumping off the apple factory roof) and industry regulation such as child labour laws. So the next time a conservative argues that government regulation “stifle jobs and growth” remind them that we never needed child labour.

CLUBS AND SOCIETIES | MATTHEW SIMKISS AND NELLIE SEALE

It’s time to start getting involved with clubs like you’re running out of time. The year end is drawing closer as AGM season peaks. Have you joined a club this year that you particularly enjoyed being a part of or just want a way to give back? Then you should consider running for a committee or executive position at their AGM if it hasn’t happened. This allows you to be a leader in the club and have your say in how it goes. It also means you get to go to clubs awards night next year as an exec which we just held to celebrate all of this years hard working exec and even gave out some nifty awards.

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OFFICE BEARER REPORTS CREATIVE ARTS | FREYA MCGRATH AND ASHLEIGH MORRIS No OB report submitted.

DISABILITIES | JACINTA DOWE AND HIEN NGUYEN No OB report submitted.

EDUCATION (ACADEMIC) | ALICE SMITH AND TOBY SILCOCK Update – EdAc goes full CAMPAIGN MODE. Do you hate having 70, 80, 90% exams? Competitive grading? Hurdles? This is HIGH STAKES ASSESSMENT, and it sucks. We’ve been making waves within the Uni to start a project to end it, and it’s starting to kick off. There might even be a sneaky campaign COMMERCE EXAM HURDLES suck (where you must pass the final to pass the subject). They were introduced without asking students. We want to undo that. We’re launching a petition for support. Key an eye out, we’ll keep you in the loop. LAW LECTURES AREN’T RECORDED. This sucks too. We’ve launched our statement of principles and petition. We fights for all lectures to be recorded – if yours aren’t, fill out our web form.

EDUCATION (PUBLIC) | CONOR CLEMENTS It’s been a busy few weeks! Firstly, if you’re concerned about your working conditions in your current job or whatever job you’ll take up upon graduating, pencil October 4 th in your diaries: we’re running our Know Your Union festival, where you’ll get a chance to have a chat with representatives from a bunch of trade unions. Check our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/umsueducation/) for details. On a more worrying note, it turns out that the vice-chancellor, Glyn Davis, and his wife have invested $166,000 in Vericus, the company that produces the Cadmus software. It’s worrying to see the most important figure in Melbourne University having a personal incentive to see the software besuccessfully implemented, especially when there are so many concerns about student privacy and accessibility.

ENVIRONMENT | CALLUM SIMPSON AND LUCY TURTON No OB report submitted.

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OFFICE BEARER REPORTS INDIGENOUS | ALEXANDRA HOHOI

No OB report submitted.

PEOPLE OF COLOUR | REEM FAIQ AND HIRUNI WALIMUNIGE

In addition to hosting our regular weekly events, the PoC department has also been involved in Enviro Week 2018 through a speaker event facilitated by academic, Dr. Yassir Morsi, as well as specially-themed film screenings and reading groups. We also hosted Solidarity Week in collaboration with the Indigenous department with the aim of exploring the importance of solidarity and combating racism on a campus situated on stolen Indigenous land. Please visit our social media pages for details on similar upcoming events. We are particularly excited to be be launching the second issue of our department publication, Myriad Magazine.

QUEER | MILLY REEVES AND ELINOR MILLS

Hello beautiful people! Pride Ball is just around the corner, and we’re pleased to announce that the theme this year is QUEER ROYALTY! So don your tiara and come join us for a night of eleganza extravaganza at Bobby McGee’s from 8pm–1am on October 4th! Nab tickets from our facebook page to secure your spot to the best night of the semester! If dancing to Cher with 200 of the best queers in the city isn’t enough to convince you to come, we’ve heard rumours that there’s going to be a doughnut wall and boozy slushies! Whilst your waiting for that, our regular collectives—Queer Lunch, Trans Collective, QPoC Collective, and Queer Political Action Collective—are in full swing, so remember to pop on by to those!

VCA | LILY EKINS

No OB report submitted.

WELFARE | MICHAEL AGUILERA AND CECILIA WIDJOJO

HI GUYS! We are halfway through the semester! What a ride it’s been. So, what’s been going on? We have had our regular Welfare events, and so far it’s been going great. For Breakfast Bar, attendance has been hovering around 80 to 100 people, and we had just over 300 people at our Thursday Breakfast BBQ. And now, we have 3 barbecues instead of 2 - this was so successful that we will be having 3 from now on! In addition to our Wellness classes (these being Yoga, Zumba, and Meditation), we have added another regular event! It’s called ‘Let’s Talk’ and we’ve been really loving the conversations that have been happening in the sessions. Our Welfare Collective has been growing, and we would love to see some of you there so please come along if you’re around on Wednesday afternoon!

WOMEN’S | MOLLY WILLMOTT AND KAREENA DHALIWAL

It’s ya fave gals @ women’s! Our magazine, Judy’s Punch, is on its way. Last year she was pink, this year she’s PUNK!!! We’re quietening down for the next month to focus on Judy’s and our Safety on Campus Campaign. But If you haven’t been to the women’s room lately, what are you doing! Free menstrual products and safe sex gear, it’s a grouse sleeping spot and has a microwave to heat some food up – just next to the lifts level one on UH. Collective is Wed @ 12, Women of Colour Tues @ 12. Have a spectacular month y’all

2018-2019 UMSU

ELECTION GUIDE 3-7 September

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2018–2019 UNIVERSITY OF MELBOURNE STUDENT UNION ELECTIONS POLLING: 3–7 September 2018 TIMES AND LOCATIONS MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

Union House

10:00–5:00

10:00–6:30

10:00–5:00

Baillieu Foyer

10:30–4:30

10:30–6:15

10:30–4:30

FBE

11:00–4:00

11:30–4:30

11:00–4:00

11:00–3:00

11:00–4:00

Stop 1

11:00–3:00

Southbank

11:00–3:00

11:00–2:00

12:00–3:00

Burnley Murrup Barak

11:30–2:30

A NOTE FROM THE EDITORS According to the Constitution of the University of Melbourne Student Union, Farrago is required to publish an election supplement containing the names of all candidates and their submitted speeches and photographs. These statements were submitted by candidates to the returning officer. Any candidate who missed the deadline will have no speech in this supplement. The word limit for candidate statements was 300 words for office bearer positions and 100 words for students’ council, committees and other positions. If a statement ends abruptly, it is because it was over the word limit and was cut in accordance with UMSU’s Electoral Regulations. Other than this, with the exception of text formatting, we have not edited any of the following speeches in any way, including spelling and grammar. UMSU and the media office are located in the city of Melbourne, on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nations. We pay our respects to their elders—past, present and emerging—and acknowledge that the land we are on was stolen and sovereignty was never ceded.

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PRESIDENT NATASHA PRASAD NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

MOLLY WILLMOTT (STAND UP!)

CALLUM SIMPSON (MORE!) I’m running because I want to see a strong student union that builds a diverse community, supports every student, and effectively fights the university for student rights. Nearly four years of experience in union collectives and a variety of student clubs have shown me that these groups are the lifeblood of this university. Every small community on campus provides a home for students who need support and activity, and makes this university a vibrant community. Like myself, all of More!’s candidates come from clubs and collectives, are preselected by representatives of these groups, and understand how best to support and grow these special communities. We know that the strongest campaigns and organisations are built from the bottom-up where every voice is heard and every concern addressed. The University administration has left students to fend for themselves; cutting student services, casualising staff, and not supporting victims of sexual assault. These are just some examples of how the university fails to act according to the interests and values of the student body. The University continues to be a community of big ideas and creative endeavours which I adore, but the administration cares more for its prestige, its industry partnerships, and the bottom-line than the daily life of its students and staff. It is about time that someone called them out on their corporate mindset and brought them to account. We, as students, must act. This is the role of your student union, to fight with all our clout and means for your rights. With the right support and resources, supplied by your union, every single student can learn the key lessons about how to change the world, and work together to make this university a safe and supportive place for all its students.

ZHIYU ZHAO

Hi, I’m Molly and it would be an incredible privilege to be your next UMSU President. I’m running because we owe a lot to UMSU and I love this Union - it shapes the time of all students at university from O-Week to graduation. It’s everything from joining clubs and finding out whether your lecture is recorded, to more complicated things like accessing tertiary education in the first place. This Union’s voice needs to be staunch, progressive, and above all, nurturing – and that’s what I want a Stand Up! presidency to be. This year I had the honour of being one of your Women’s Officers. I’ve been incredibly lucky to create a more inclusive and activist department, and one that will always be close to my heart. My role in Women’s has prepared me to take on the role of President, as it has allowed me to gain skills in many diverse areas. By helping lead the campaign against sexual violence, I’ve learnt how to talk to university management, how to create networks of allies outside of the Union, all the while remaining loyal to UMSU’s activist roots. UMSU has run many influential campaigns, but it also needs to change. We need to come up with fresh strategies of how to engage students at every campus, improve the accessibility of the organisation, and ensure the safety of students at our events. We need to finally, ensure that universities take action on sexual violence, continue to fix student services to improve the accessibility of education, and finalise the plans for the student precinct. Above all, we need to give UMSU and students a fair go. If you want a union that’s more progressive, and one that always fights for your rights as students, vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

GENERAL SECRETARY NATASHA PRASAD NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

MATTHEW CARLEI NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

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CHRISTOPHER KOUNELIS NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

XAVIER BOFFA NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

REECE MOIR (STAND UP!) Hey! My name is Reece Moir and I would be honoured to serve you and UMSU as General Secretary in 2019. I am thrilled to

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ELECTIONS have participated in clubs and activities that are empowered through the administration of the Student Services and Amenities Fees. I’ve been an active member of both the Melbourne University Debating Society and the famous M-ASS. My involvement in the Debating Society means I’ve co-convened tournaments that cater to students at a state and national level, providing both opportunities for practice and development. Off-campus, I provide support for students in Victoria, and work with a team to facilitate programs that assist outgoing students in the development of their global competence. It has allowed me to collaborate with international directors in a program development capacity, and with the state government in facilitating orientations for publicly funded youth programs also. Governance is important to ensure that all campaigns, programs and events run effectively. If elected, I will fight to ensure that restorative policy and regulation reforms are ratified and effectively corrected in the constitution to protect our student body. I will encourage committees to align themselves and their budgets with the improvement of student wellbeing on campus in mind. Transparency is a key component of this role, and my goal is to provide clear and easily accessible information to students, so the barriers to involvement in UMSU are dismantled through a greater understanding of how you can participate in our decisionmaking processes. I would be responsible for tracking and maintaining budgets, sustaining the efficiency of UMSU committees, and upholding the Constitution in all instances of university life. This is important for creating open spaces for discussion of policy, and issues on campus that are integral to improving and protecting your well-being. Vote [1] for Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

ZHIYU ZHAO NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

EMILY WHITE (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Emily, a second year arts student majoring in creative writing and Italian. I’ve been an activist on campus for a couple of years now, and I’m running for Secretary of UMSU with Melbourne Socialists because I want to fight for a union that stands up for students and champions social justice. Life for students can be tough. We haven’t had an increase in welfare since the 90s, most of us have to work while studying in order to survive. The Liberals are constantly making it harder by attacking education funding and accessibility. Melbourne Socialists activists have been at the forefront of the campaign for education, organising protests on and off campus. Next year we want to continue, by fighting to extend the free tram zone to Melbourne Uni, securing free textbooks for students, and a return to faculty-based support, so students are stuck for hours at Stop One waiting for help. Recently, I’ve been involved in Books not Bombs, a national campaign to force universities to cut investment ties with arms companies. People attend university to make the world a better place, not to have their research and fees used to aid weapons developers. But our university has financial ties with Lockheed Martin and BAE Systems, two of the largest in the world, and is building a multi-million dollar weapons research facility right on our campus. We will fight until the administration severs all ties. Whether it’s defending education rights, standing up to the far right on and off campus, or taking on the rotten corporations like Lockheed that use us and our campus to make a buck, Melbourne Socialists are a group of dedicated, activists who work year-round to make a difference. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for General Secretary - we make a difference

ELINOR MILLS (MORE!) Hey, I’m Elinor and I would be delighted to be your General Secretary for 2019. I’ve been floating around this university and UMSU since 2014. Throughout my time here, I’ve stage managed student theatre, written for Farrago, been on the operations team for VCE Summer School, volunteered for the Peer Support Program, been actively involved in clubs, sat on misconduct panels, and worked for a campus cafe; I’m also a current UMSU office bearer. In short, I’m an overly-involved nerd with a deep passion for the important work UMSU does. As your General Secretary, I’d help UMSU harness the power of data to make sure we’re truly accessing and supporting all students, backed by a strong regulatory framework to protect student privacy. I’d put accessibility and transparency at the forefront, creating plain language versions of policy and regulations and pushing for more UMSU data to be available to students. I’d promote financial literacy amongst office bearers and Students’ Councillors, reform affirmative action to respect gender diversity, and make sure the important work UMSU volunteers do is supported by consistent policy. UMSU needs to make sure we utilise the knowledge of every student involved on every level, and empower students to take charge of their own little corner of the union - I’d look for every way to give students the tools to make UMSU their own. Fundamentally, I want to make it easier for every student to find their UMSU niche. Whether it’s activism, clubs, community, media, theatre, volunteering, or simply scouting out free food, there’s a place in UMSU for everyone. I want an accessible and united UMSU, backed by piles of data and foregrounding transparency, accountability, and comprehensive policy, and I’m running for General Secretary with More! because with your vote, I believe I can make this happen!

ACTIVITIES OFFICER

LIAM O’BRIEN & OLIVIA PANJKOV (MORE!) Hi, It’s Liam and Liv, and we want to be your Activities Officers for 2019. We’ve been involved in the Activities Collective for years, and we’re really excited to run for office. We believe that the Activities department is for creating a large social sphere for students to meet new people and have fun, memorable experiences.

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ELECTIONS We believe university is a time for making friends, expanding your network, and trying new things, and Activities should bring you that. Our priority is making events safe and enjoyable. If you want to have fun and meet people, there’s a place for you in Activities. The UMSU Summerfest Sleepover has been a great event over the past few years for introducing students to the different departments in the student union. We want to increase the department awareness aspect of the event, and help clubs engage with new students. We would love to provide lots of attractions at the larger events like St Paddys Day and Oktoberfest, and maximise the social aspect of our start of semester events. We also strongly believe that everyone deserves to feel safe and included at every one of our events, we guarantee to push for the safety of all members of our Activities community. Being that typical electrical engineering nerd, Liv wants bring laser tag to the student union next year. Whereas Liam has an unhealthy obsession with presenting the students of Unimelb with the best music Australia has to offer. We’ve been involved in various clubs over the years, and we have both been on the executive committee of the Engineering Students Club. We are experts at running both small and large scale events. Let us use our creativity and hard work to bring you good times and memories. Vote [1] More! to get More from Activities.

Committee this year while Jordan has been Activities Office Bearer so we like to think we have a reasonably good insight into the inner workings of UMSU. As Clubs OB’s we would like to continue the amazing work done this year with welfare and increasing accessibility, specifically with languages, and ensuring easy access to information, especially through the continued development of the Clubs Wiki. We would like to work on improving Clubs Online to make it a more streamlined process as well as reviewing the clubs alcohol policy to ensure the process for running events is as simple as possible. Most importantly, we aim to make sure the office is an inviting and collaborative space for clubs to come and speak to us- we are here to help!

YASH NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

HOLLY ALEXANDER NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

CREATIVE ARTS OFFICER

HOLLY ALEXANDER NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

YASH NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

YUJING XIE NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

ADNAN ALI KHAN

ELLIE HAMILL & LUCY HOLZ (MORE!)

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BURNLEY CAMPUS COORDINATOR JAMES BARCLAY PROVISIONALLY ELECTED UNOPPOSED

CLUBS AND SOCIETIES OFFICER YUJING XIE NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

CHRISTOPHER MELENHORST & JORDAN TOCHNER (MORE!) Sup, we’re Chris and Jordan, and we’re running for the Clubs and Societies Office. We both have way too much Clubs experience, between the two of us having been on 9 camps and serving on 9 committees. Chris has been Vice President, Secretary and General of MANY clubs while Jordan has been General, BBQ and Events. Chris has also been on Clubs

Ellie and Lucy would love to facilitate the vibrant Creative Arts Department and produce a funky, fresh, diverse Mudfest in 2019. Ellie and Lucy are passionate about allowing students to create art at a professional standard. They believe that the Creative Arts should give a voice to people and experiences that are often silenced and feel excluded from traditional ways of art making. They wish to nurture all artforms and encourage original student-run initiatives. They aim to diversify involvement in the arts and encourage an environment of inclusion and opportunity. Ellie and Lucy wish to encourage happy, healthy art making processes to create positive learning experiences that allow students to be enriched by the arts. They advocate for a platform where students can express themselves, upskill, try something new, have fun and immerse themselves in the Creative Arts. Lucy is an actor and writer, and has experience working across many artistic mediums. She is studying a Bachelor of Arts, majoring in Creative Writing and English and Theatre Studies. Lucy is acting treasurer of the Melbourne University Shakespeare Company, and has worked with Four Letter Word Theatre, Union House Theatre and Ringtail Theatre. Working at fortyfivedownstairs and Marriner Group, and reviewing student works for The Dialog, she crams as much performance into her life as she can. She hopes to give opportunities and support for to students pursue artistic projects. Ellie is a theatre maker, aspiring arts manager and an art lover. Ellie has been involved with Perth International Arts Festival, Queen’s College Music and Drama Society, Intercollegiate Arts Council, Four Letter Word Theatre, UMMTA and StageArt. Ellie sits on the Union House Theatre Awards Committee and the Theatreboard, and works at Arts Centre

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ELECTIONS Melbourne. Ellie would love to advocate for student art and facilitate positive, soul-enriching, learning experiences for students.

JAN MARUSKA NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

DISABILITIES OFFICER

defend attacks from faculties and lobby for support for ongoing health conditions, thereby advocating for empathetic and respectful treatment of students. Furthermore, we’ll campaign for more financial transparency from the Uni and fight cuts to funding of education services. We’ll continue and further the work of our Stand Up! predecessors. We’ll continue reaching out to our satellite campuses, continue the fight against highly weighted assessments, continue to crack down on unrecorded lectures, and continue to oppose CADMUS. Unions must be active. They must advocate for ALL students. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

JOCELYN DEANE & LUCY BIRCH (MORE!) PROVISIONALLY ELECTED UNOPPOSED

EDUCATION (ACADEMIC AFFAIRS) OFFICER

ELIZABETH TEMBO & RU BEE CHUNG (STAND UP!)

Hi! We’re Elizabeth, second year Bachelor of Science, and Ru Bee, second year Bachelor of Commerce. We believe in equal access and representation of all students, across all courses and all life experiences. As Education Academic Officers, we will dedicate ourselves to interdepartmental collaboration to deliver this. We will collaborate with the Disabilities Department to ensure that the University trains staff properly, and provides resources for different needs. We will work with the Indigenous Department so that Indigenous students control their own studies and programs and are treated with genuine respect and autonomy. We will work with the People of Colour Department to ensure the successful implementation and improvement of the Refugee Scholarship achieved in 2018. Student life is changing, and we’ll ensure that the university experience will change with it. It’s shameful that our University is ranked “#1” in its branding, but 30th for undergraduate education experience (out of 42 Universities!) We’ll continue the work of current Stand Up! office bearers to campaign for a ground-up remodel of Stop1. We’ll lobby the University to train specialised staff to deliver targeted course and career advice for post-grads and undergrads. We will also fight to defend and improve Special Consideration. We will fight to simplify the application system,

BROCK MANSON & JESSICA CHEN (MORE!) Hey There, we’re Jessica and Brock. You may have seen Brock serving up sausages and holding educational events with M-ASS or running study sessions with the PASS program. Jess may be spotted at various college events, mentoring new students or organising Ted Talk conferences. Since starting university, we’ve watched the quality and accessibility of academic opportunities decline. We think it’s disgraceful that our university was ranked second-lowest in Australia for student support this year. It’s also appalling that the university has implemented policies that negatively impact your education. Students deserve better. We’re running as Education Academic Officers to fight for your fundamental student rights. We’ll ensure that all university policies and actions are driven by your best interests. To allow us to advocate most effectively for you, we’ll hold regular forums to hear your concerns, and take these straight to the administration. We’re both from clubs and colleges, so we’ll harness their knowledge about your issues through maintaining an ongoing relationship with them. We’ll also strive to amplify the voices of international students, people of colour, queer individuals and all other marginalised groups. This way, we will hold the administration to account, ensuring it respects students’ diverse interests. We’re frustrated that lectures still aren’t recorded in some faculties, that there are no twenty-four-hour study spaces, tutors aren’t given adequate training and that feedback isn’t given to all exams. We will pressure the university to rectify this and provide flexible study options because everyone has an equal right to education. We’re also angry that there isn’t a greater breadth of study opportunities. In response, we’ll advocate for double majors and minors for all degrees, minors to be recognised on academic transcripts and the opportunity to take all languages as breadth.

AMBROSE BERLIN NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

ZHIYU ZHAO NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

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EDUCATION (PUBLIC AFFAIRS) OFFICER ZHIYU ZHAO NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

GUY COWARD & MADELEINE JOHNSON (MORE!) Hello! We’re Madeleine and Guy. We’d love to be your Education (Public) Office Bearers! We’re super keen to hear your every minor whinge and major grievance about uni, and take them straight to the university to convince them to act on it. We’re committed to building a diverse, inclusive and strong student body. We want to use the collective power of the student community to force the University to take our perspectives into consideration. We’ll help you build stronger communities on campus so you can get the most out of your education, which we’ll do by building engagement through roaming stalls, running collectives, forums & social events regularly across semester, and making sure everyone is welcome to attend and share their thoughts. This will allow us to achieve the things that you want, like improved professional development opportunities (careers support and internships), more training for tutors, better timetable options, more support from the uni for students in financial need, and more initiatives to address underrepresentation of certain demographics in higher education. Our experiences at UniMelb have prepared us for the responsibility of representing students. Madeleine knows heaps about education and running student organisations, having worked as director of a volunteer tutoring program for disadvantaged secondary students (VCESS), and secretary of Maths & Stats Society. Guy is super experienced in achieving change by lobbying the uni, having been involved with student campaigns (Lockout Lockheed, Fossil Free Melbourne Uni (FFMU), anti-CADMUS) and the UMSU Creative Arts committee. We need our University to stand with us fighting government policy that encourages corporatised education. The only way to achieve this is through an energised, mobilised, organised student body urging them on.

Hey guys! We’re Cam and Charli, and we’re keen to become your Education Public office bearers for 2019. Look - we’ve all been to the Co-op, last week’s pay in hand, and been left high and dry by the insane prices for a compulsory textbook. Everyone’s been on a tram, one stop away and 5 minutes late for that 9 am class, only to have a chummy PTV Mate appear with a fresh $242 morning fine. We’ve all got that friend who works two jobs, lives in Geelong and relies on lecture recordings to scrape the hurdle mark. We’ve all been through it – now it’s time to change it. UMSU Education has a real chance to shake up the system, and make it fairer for all. If elected, we’re going to be out loud and proud on the lawns of UniMelb with social events, film screenings, free public lectures and much much more. We all strive for those sweet passes, but while staff want to give us an A+ education, we’re frustrated because classes are getting bigger, we’re getting less support and we don’t get enough feedback. All we want is to pull an all-nighter to finish the assessment – but the uni’s introducing this cooked program called Cadmus which spies on you while you type your take-homes. We’re not having that! We’ll back up staff to win smaller classes, more student support, and better feedback. We’ll fight the Co-op to win affordable textbooks that are ready in-store for the start of sem. We’ll make sure ALL students have recorded lectures. We’ll pressure the state government to extend the free tram zone to Melbourne Uni. And we’ll stop the uni peering over our shoulder by getting Cadmus off campus. Together - we’ll make change. So Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

MELINDA SUTER & NICK REICH (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, we’re Mindi and Nick both doing arts degrees. We’ve been activists on campus for many years now and have seen successive governments and the university administration attack higher education. When we were new students on campus we were involved in the campaign to push back against the Liberal government’s plan to cut billions of dollars from higher education. We organised demonstrations on campus and in the city, alongside activists from the National Union of Students, and we managed to force back the attacks. Unfortunately we haven’t been able to keep the Liberals at bay and they’ve managed to sneak through attacks and are pushing for us to pay our HECS debts back when we’re earning less. We are sick of the government constantly attacking students. We want to organise students so we can win access to free higher education. Of course it isn’t just the government attacking students but our own administration. The uni admin has continued to cut classes, cancel tutorials and force students into large seminars with less face to face teaching time. Not to mention the big brother style program CADMUS which will literally track us we type and give our biometric data to tutors. Students aren’t criminals to be tracked and surveilled. We need to put up a strong resistance to our neoliberal, austere

CAMERON DOIG & CHARLOTTE FOUHY (STAND UP!) CANDIDATE STATEMENTS: OFFICE BEARER POSITIONS

ELECTIONS administration. We think student unions need to be institutions that stand and fight for the rights of students, especially the right to access quality higher education. As the Education Officers we hope to ensure that our student union is a fighting body that pushes back against all attacks against students. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Education Officer (Public Affairs) - we make a difference

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ENVIRONMENT OFFICER

WILL ROSS & AIA NEWPORT (MORE!) Hey, we’re Aia and Will and we’ve spent the last three years campaigning on environmental protection, climate justice, divestment and demilitarisation. Volunteering with the Stop Adani and Lockout Lockheed campaigns has taught us the value of collective action, and we want to be your voice for a continuing grassroots community in the collective. Aia is a sociology student deeply passionate about viewing environmental issues through a sociological lens. They have spent the last year campaigning on the logging of Victorian forests and the proposed Adani Carmichael mine, bringing an enthusiastic ‘can-do’ attitude to everything they do. A politics student with a keen interest in anti-capitalist and anti-colonial theory, Will believes in putting words into action and has been campaigning with Lockout Lockheed for two years. We both believe in grassroots collective action, and the importance of practising this through consensus decision making and collective care. We also know that the roots of climate change lie in runaway capitalism, extractivism and colonialism, and thus we take a stand against these broken systems. Our vision is for our collective to be in touch with its roots and grow beyond them. Next year we plan on fighting for the university to end its relationships with dodgy weapons manufacturers, and holding the uni to account on its sustainability plan and carbon neutral promises. We will invest resources into training and upskilling activists, running workshops on everything from dumpster diving to non-violent direct action. We will hold larger events and forums with guest speakers that embrace the wider student community. We will reach beyond the green bubble and develop lasting connections with students who have stakes in our collective future. We are the grassroots, anti-capitalist, anti-colonialist activists that care about the environment, and for you.

ANNEKE DEMANUELE (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS!) Hi, I’m Anneke. I’m an arts student studying history and social theory, and I’ve been an activist since I started at university. I’m running for environment officer because I want to ensure our student union is doing everything possible to push back against the horrific state our world is in. Everywhere you look across Australia you can see environmental destruction. The Adani coal mine, a mega mine in Queensland which will add to the irreversible climate destruction and sits on indigenous land, threatening cultural sites, is now nearly fully financed. The barrier reef continues to be bleached and logging continues at an alarming pace. Across the globe, from California to Athens, extreme weather events are claiming lives and land and are becoming the norm. I’ve been involved in the campaign to stop the Adani coal mine. I’ve organised demonstrations and actions, such as a protest out the front of AECOM headquarters, a company that was going to help construct the Adani coal mine, and one that operates on our campus. I’ve also been involved in the campaign to push arms manufacturers off of campus. Lockheed Martin, the world’s largest arms manufacturer has a $13 million dollar contract with our university. They’re going to build a research facility that will be developing weapons to be used in war. And it’s not just Lockheed, but BAE; the third largest arms manufacturer, the US department of defence and more. With the National Union of Students campaign ‘Books not Bombs’, and alongside students involved in a campaign called ‘Disarm Unis’, I’ve been organising to force the university to break all ties with arms companies. Not only do they add massive amounts of pollution into the environment, I cannot morally study at a university which aids and profits off of war.

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MEDIA OFFICER

TERENCE TAYLOR (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS!) KATHERINE DOHERTY, STEPHANIE ZHANG, CAROLYN HUANE & RUBY PERRYMAN (INDEPENDENT MEDIA) PROVISIONALLY ELECTED UNOPPOSED

PEOPLE OF COLOUR OFFICER

FARAH KHAIRAT & MARK YIN (MORE!) Hi! We’re Mark and Farah and we’re running with More! to be your People of Colour Officers. More! has held the PoC office since it was created, and we can be trusted to keep the department on track. Mark is an Economics major also studying a diploma in music, and Farah is an English and Politics major with a diploma in Arabic Studies. Farah has given an anti-racism workshop unpacking racism in feminism, as well as engaged in dialogue with the Arts faculty about cultural sensitivity training. She has also served as a PoC committee member this year. Mark gave an anti-racism workshop on activism in literature, and is also passionate about greater engagement of PoC in media. Having both been involved with the department extensively, we value the PoC community on our campus very highly. We believe the most important thing the PoC Department can do is to provide an inclusive space for students of colour from varying backgrounds; a space where they feel comfortable, like they belong, and most importantly, safe. We want this to be provided through a balance which encompasses welfare, social, creative, and academic services. This includes social collectives, which we want to continue to be accessible and regular. We will also actively fight against the different forms of racism on campus. Whether this be in the form of microaggressions or explicit racism, any form of discrimination is unfair and uncomfortable. We aim to empower PoC students to speak out against discrimination in all its forms, and push for the changes they want to see at our University. Ultimately, we aim to bring PoC students closer to one another, and to make sure that our voices are heard. We will fight with you.

Hi, I’m Terence! I’m an Arts student and an activist on campus. this year I’ve been busy campaigning against racism and for refugee rights. I believe that the student union should be an activist body that fights against racism no matter where it appears. Earlier this year neo-nazis tried to spread their racist views outside the Baillieu library, publicly proclaiming the holocaust never happened. In response, I helped to put together a public speak out against their racist views on campus. The message was clear: racism will not go unopposed at Melbourne University. I will help to organise students to fight back against it whenever it arises on campus. I have also been involved in many anti-racist protests this year including a protest against racist, white nationalists Lauren Southern and Stefan Molyneux when they toured Melbourne as well as protesting against Channel 7’s racist reporting of Sudanese youth in Melbourne. The family separations along the U.S./Mexico border reflects the global rise of racist border enforcement. Trump’s racist scapegoating attempts to justify his inhumane border policies. Malcolm Turnbull and Peter Dutton do the same. The Australian government is a world leader in killing and torturing refugees. Twelve asylum seekers have died on Manus and Nauru since 2014. That’s why I have campaigned to protest the Australian government’s cruel, racist policies. I helped to build a protest against the offshore torture camps on the fifth year anniversary of their re-opening by the Labor Government. UMSU needs to be brave enough to take the fight to Government policy and the far right if we’re going to beat back racism in our society and on campus. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for People of Colour Officer we make a difference.

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ANDIE MOORE & WILL PARKER (MORE!)

Hi, we’re Andie and Will and we’d love to be your Queer Officers! Andie is a genderqueer third year Arts student. They coordinate the Queer Political Action Collective and both

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ELECTIONS wrote in and sub-edited for CAMP Magazine. Will is a gendernonconforming butch lesbian who’s been an active part of Unimelb’s Queer Space since 2015. They’re an Arts student in their fourth year of study and have written in CAMP Magazine and facilitated collectives. Throughout our time at Unimelb, we’ve both made amazing friends through the Queer Space. Now we want to give back to a community that we deeply care about and that has done so much for us! We want to ensure successful running of the wonderful events, collectives and initiatives that the Queer Department is known for, including queer lunches, CAMP Magazine and the yearly ball! It’s also important to us to facilitate the development of a safe, welcoming, accessible and diverse LGBTQ+ community, where students are supported and accepted and where homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, racism and transmisogyny are condemned. Student support is a major priority of ours, particularly as LGBTQ+ students experience higher rates of mental and physical health issues. We believe the department should serve the needs and interests of the community, and want to actively engage with students in order to ensure that this is a reality. We also want to cooperate with other departments and open opportunities for more collaborative events for students. We aim to give interested LGBTQ+ students opportunities to engage in activism around issues affecting our community, such as homelessness and healthcare access. We want to create an environment where students can feel comfortable getting involved to whatever extent they like. We’re really looking forward to meeting—and hopefully representing—you!

VCA CAMPUS COORDINATOR

HILARY EKINS (MORE!) Hi! I am Lily Ekins, a third year Bachelor of Music student and the current temporary VCA Campus Coordinator, elected by the VCA Student Association Committee in June. I am running to keep this position so that I can follow through on my plans to improve student life at Southbank Campus. Currently, students studying at Southbank lack many of the services and activities that are available on the main campus in Parkville. Since my election I have been in discussion with the UMSU departments and the University, planning how to make UMSU more present on our campus. This begins with reviewing our welfare services, such as the Counseling and Psychological Services, which need to be more available and tailored to the specific needs of creative arts students. I have been an active member of several clubs since beginning my studies and learned a great deal about leadership and the logistics of running a student group from my time as secretary of both the Music Students Society and the Engineering Music Society, and from being on the Clubs and Societies committee. I hope that I can work with the Southbank Department to build a community of student

engagement, support and inclusion so that incoming and existing students may experience university life at its best. Should I be elected, I will organise an orientation camp for Fine Arts and Music students, followed by a Summerfest packed with activities. I will continue to provide a free lunch at least once per week during semester, continue the weekly free yoga classes, and continue to provide grants for students’ creative projects. I will also lobby for the allocation for a queer space and a women’s space, and I promise to consult with the autonomous departments on issues of diversity and inclusion. Thank you!

SHONTELLE FISHER (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Shonty! I’m a screenwriting student at the VCA, and I’m running for Campus Coordinator with Melbourne Socialists. Whilst at the VCA I have been involved in numerous collaborative projects and events. I believe the rich diversity of disciplines and practices is what makes the VCA experience unique. However, too often the various schools are kept isolated when we could all benefit from a more integrated campus life. I want to use the Campus Coordinator position to organise a wider variety of events. UMSU has an unfortunate history of neglecting the VCA in favour of Parkville, with a disproportionate amount of funding and events going to the Parkville campus. I want to fight for our campus and make sure we get the representation, funding, and events that we deserve. I’m also a left-wing activist, and I want to bring activism into the Student Association. For most of my student life I have been involved with activism around refugee rights, marriage equality, anti-racism and against cuts to higher education. I believe that as artists and future practitioners we have a responsibility to engage with and respond to our political reality. One such campaign I am helping to organise is Disarm Melbourne University. Through research led by student activists, we have found numerous ties between the University and some of the world’s top arms manufacturers. This comes at a time when the government has slashed $2.2 billion of funding for higher education, meanwhile committing $200 billion for defence industries. There is a rich history of student activists challenging University support for militarism and war. We hope to revive that history. We need a defiant student union that is willing to fight for students’ rights and interests. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for VCA campus coordinator - we make a difference.

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WELFARE OFFICER

NONI BRIDGER & DOMINIC (DOMMY) ROQUE ILAGAN (STAND UP!)

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ELECTIONS Hi! We’re Noni and Dommy and we’re running to be your Welfare Office-bearers for 2019! In our three years at Uni, we’ve both been very involved in UMSU: from clubs to various collectives; from Department Committees to Students’ Council; from campaigns on campus to campaigns beyond. Being Welfare volunteering supervisors this year, as well as passionate advocates for student wellbeing generally, UMSU Welfare has a very special place in our hearts. Its main goal should be to make campus life as inclusive, enjoyable and accessible for all students, by covering essential non-academic support and advocacy, because our circumstances as students have a greater impact on our study than any kind of natural talent or ability, and despite varying circumstances, we should all still feel that we belong, we are safe, and we are valid at Uni. Building on the success of the Community Involvement Program which started this year, we’d like to expand its scope. The CIP volunteers make Welfare’s service provision possible, from daily breakfasts to food packs, to wellness classes; more resources into this program means more benefit for students. We’d like to broaden the CIP’s reach, not only to other UMSU departments, but also to community groups like the LortSmith Animal Hospital (PUPPIES??) and the Young Workers Centre. We plan to run campaigns on student housing—increasing awareness of renters’ rights, and also calling on the university and other groups to provide more beds for students at lowcost—on Centrelink, on International Students’ protections, and continue building on the 2018 officers’ campaign on workers’ rights. We’ll also keep leading the UMSU fight for better funding of Counselling and Psychological Services, and for better policies surrounding Student Equity and Disability in the special considerations space. So fight for student welfare with us! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

ASHWIN CHHAPERIA & NATASHA GUGLIELMINO (MORE!) Hi there! We are Natasha and Ashwin and we would love to be your Welfare Officers for 2019! Natasha is studying Environments (Geography) and Ashwin is studying Science (Microbiology and Immunology). We are actively involved in student life. Tash is on the committee of Youth Charity Society and the Genetics Society, and Ashwin’s been a student liaison in the Science faculty. We’ve both volunteered extensively for UMSU through Mentoring and Host Program, and are passionate and dedicated Welfare Department volunteers. Ashwin is a supervisor for the Department’s Community Involvement Program and Tash can often be seen flipping pancakes during Welfare breakfast. Through our extensive experience, we’ve seen first-hand the variety of issues that affect students the most. Whether it’s living away from home, managing academic requirements or juggling social life and financial challenges, we want to help you thrive at university. We are committed to helping you be your best at university by addressing issues like physical and mental health, work

rights, access to special consideration and the right to feel safe on and around campus. Here are some things we would like to implement as your Office Bearers: • Improving on the Welfare Department’s services like daily breakfasts, Food Bank, yoga and Zumba classes. • Frequent Counselling and Psychological Services (CAPS) and Advocacy info sessions to help students deal with mental health issues, Special Consideration and Unsatisfactory Progress. • Work with the autonomous departments to advocate for a more inclusive campus. This includes lobbying the university for better facilities for students who are on campus at night. • Advocate for and educate students on their rights in the workplace and in accommodation. For an open and inclusive Welfare Department that will support students of all backgrounds, vote [1] for More!

WOMEN’S OFFICER

DILPREET KAUR & ROSE-MONET WILSON SCOTT (MORE!) We’re Rose and Dilpreet and it would be our honour to represent women students, fight for their voices and empower the Women’s department. Under the More! Ticket, we strive for a campus where all women and non-binary people are included in every conversation. Dilpreet is a Woman of Color who has worked in women’s empowerment programs in India, providing psychological and judicial help to young women survivors. She is the subeditor for the Women’s Department’s magazine, Judy’s Punch. Rose has previously acted as Social Executive and Women’s Officer at college, and is clubs-focused, with experience in reforming policy to increase the safety and accessibility of events and societies for all women. From not being allowed to study at the University until 1879, to having our own autonomous department and magazine in 2018, women’s rights have come a long way. However, Melbourne University continuously fails to meet the nationally-recognised recommendations regarding abuse. With our unique positioning as both clubs-backed and students-rights focused, our campaign focuses on university accountability, meaningful action and adequate resourcing. Women should have the option to participate in campus life however they choose – whether its protesting with us, or just feeling safe going to events. Our policy platform aims for the implementation of sexual assault policies which are survivor-supportive rather than the current push by University and College policies for stricter alcohol regulations. We also strive to give more platforms to WoC, Indigenous, International, and Queer women and women with disabilities, by launching an online journal for the Department. We shouldn’t have to wait for an annual magazine to have our voices heard. In this, we promote an intersectional framework between autonomous departments. Our platform also identifies a gap in current department

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LACHLAN MCLEAN (MORE!)

CRISELDA (ARIA) SUNGA & HANNAH BUCHAN (STAND UP!) Hey! We’re Hannah and Aria, and we’d be honoured to be your 2019 Women’s Officers. We’ve been involved in the Women’s Department since the beginning of our time at uni, and have since been active in Collectives, Women’s Committee and Students’ Council. This year, we have seen the Safety on Campus Campaign pick up a lot of momentum, and our main focus as Women’s Officers will be to force the university to take a serious stand against sexual assault and harassment on campus. Every student deserves to feel safe and supported while completing their education. This involves creating more awareness of the issue, increasing availability of support services, and improving student engagement with UMSU, in particular on these issues. We want to establish an UMSU based sexual assault advocacy director so that survivors can comfortably and confidentially seek the support they deserve throughout the disclosure and reporting process. Within the department we think it’s necessary to engage more students. We want to share all the amazing things that the Women’s Department can do with all students! We will do this by expanding the Women’s Mentoring Network and the Women’s Action Collective, ensuring that activism is at the forefront of the Women’s Department. We will hold engaging weekly collectives including the Transfemme and Women of Colour collectives. Our goal is for our department to always be accessible and intersectional. UMSU has a huge ability to enact change for all women and non-binary students, including students at residential colleges. The culture of apathy towards issues that women face at this university cannot continue, and there has never been a more important time to propel change forward. For a Women’s Department with a key focus on the security and support of all women and non-binary students, vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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VCA ACTIVITIES AND EVENTS COORDINATOR

As a Campaigns co-ordinator and a member of the VCASA, I would believe in striving towards working towards a fantastic social, cultural and environmental climate amongst VCA, to create a pro-active, positive and healthy environment for staff and students alike. A main focus of mine would be to investigate and explore the pathways of improvement in areas such as our environmental footprint, student wellbeing and the social interaction opportunities between courses. I see this as an opportunity to build a greater foundation and close-knit relationship within VCASA, that will reflect and build stronger ties between the student association and students.

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GRADUATE REPRESENTATIVE ON STUDENTS’ COUNCIL EMILY ROBERTS (MORE!) NO STATEMENT RECEIVED

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ARI SANDLER (STAND UP!) It is an incredible honour to run as graduate students’ representative on Students Council. If elected, I hope to use my platform to advocate for all students, promote transparency, and ensure sustainable use of student funds. As a socialist and an advocate of workplace rights, I will represent all exploited members of our university community, and fight against unfair policies that put profit ahead of student welfare. I will seek to see the policies of Stand Up! enacted for the betterment of all students, staff, and others during my tenure on Students Council. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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JAN MARUSKA

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NICOLA EENINK (STAND UP!) Well hello there! I’m queer, and I’m HERE to represent you on Student’s council! My name’s Nikki and I’m a first year Arts student at UniMelb. This is a city with a culture of celebrating differences, and our University council should be as diverse as the students it represents. It is overwhelmingly important to me that all people feel they are accepted and heard in our university and wider community. UMSU is a vitally important avenue for pushing for inclusive and progressive policy and I want to ensure ALL voices are heard this year! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

JAN MARUSKA

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CECILIA WIDJOJO (STAND UP!) Hi! I am Cecilia and it has been an honour to run for this position. Being an international student myself, I am familiar with the challenges we face while studying in this university and the importance of making sure that whenever significant decisions are made within UMSU, our voice should be considered and our position must not be disadvantaged. I have been involved in UMSU as a Welfare officer, UMSU Intl and various cultural clubs. Thus I can bring these experiences to the table when it comes to international student advocacy and representation. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

BARRY ZHANG (MORE!) International students is a very big part of the unimelb community. Each one of us has very different backgrounds. Each one of us has very unique and valuable perspective. We potentially have a lot of offer for the community. However this potential is not fully realised, either because international students are not encouraged enough to do so, or because there aren’t any suitable platforms for them. I want to be a part of the student council to make sure such potential is fully realised!

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LALATUAI (noun) [1.] a sovereign Tolai and Kuku Yalanji woman who lives to EMPOWER [2.] a member of University College in an (open & queer) relationship with Sociology & Australian Indigenous Studies [4.] often seen: a) prioritising mental health, wellbeing and happiness b) (re)centring of First Nations knowledges into structures, society and space for healing, growth and connection for all students c) advocating for More! avenues of support (e.g. mental health and legal for sexual assault) d) creating and growing UniMelb as a safe space e) breaking the college bubble to facilitate connection [5.] experienced af see/DM [6] for more/ over word length

ASHLEY WONG SU YEAN (STAND UP!) Hi, my name is Ashley and I’d love to be the next POC representative on Students’ Council. Students Council’s importance and influence is paramount in the student union and for the representation of all students at this university campus. Given this platform, if I am elected I will work to ensure that UMSU is a representative organisation that has good governance, but also stands for all students- whether they be students of colour, domestic or international students, or students who face various other experiences in life. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself

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AMELIA REEVES (MORE!)

JACINTA DOWE (MORE!)

Hey team, my name is Milly and I’m your local queer babe going for Queer Rep on Council! As a neurodivergent queer, I believe that I have the ability to really make students council think about the responsibility they have for minority and vulnerable students. As current UMSU Queer Officer, I’ve already had the pleasure of representing my community, and being able to extend that further and push for the inclusion of all is incredibly important to me. As Queer Rep, I want our voices to be heard, and all decisions made by student’s council to be accessible and representative.

My name is Jacinta Dowe, and I am running for Students Council Disability Representative. I have been involved in the Disabilities Department for the past two years, first as a committee member, and then as an Office Bearer. I have worked with the university and external organisations during this time to ensure that disabled students have access to a high standard of support. I want to continue this work on Student’s Council so that the decisions made will be positive ones for disabled students, whose needs are often very complex and often not well-understood or known about.

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NICK REICH (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS)

Hello! I’m Dana and I’m the current Disabilities Representative. Many different disabilities affect students at Melbourne University and I think it is important that the voices of these students be represented on council. For the past three years I’ve struggled through my degree and know firsthand how inaccessible university can be when suffering from an invisible disability. I’ve experienced the difficulty of trying to access on-campus support and getting special consideration when required. If elected, I hope to use my experience within UMSU this year to continue advocating for students with disabilities as best I can. Vote [1] Stand Up!

I’m Nick and I’m running for Students’ Council with Melbourne Socialists. Melbourne Socialists is a group of progressive activists who will defend students against any attack on our education. We want a progressive union that campaigns for refugee rights, against racism, and for better welfare. Melbourne Socialists have successfully campaigned on Students Council to support campaigns for free education, and fought racism on our campus and off it. With more left wing activists on our council we can campaign for progressive causes where they are desperately needed. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Students’ Council - we make a difference.

STUDENTS’ COUNCIL (GENERAL REPRESENTATIVES) FRANK TYSON (欢迎国际学生加入 INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS WELCOME) Racism is rife on campus. Far right groups feel confident to paste up outrageous posters attacking Chinese, Muslim, and Jewish Students. International students should feel welcome on our campus. I want to see our union be an inclusive space for all, and reject racism in all its forms!

MELINDA SUTER (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) I’m Mindi and I’m running for Students’ Council with Melbourne Socialists. Melbourne Socialists is a group of progressive activists who will defend students against any attack on our education. We want a progressive union that campaigns for refugee rights, against racism, and for better welfare. Melbourne Socialists have successfully campaigned on Students Council to support campaigns for free education, and fought racism on our campus and off it. With more left wing activists on our council we can campaign for progressive causes where they are desperately needed. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Students’ Council - we make a difference.

ANNEKE DEMANUELE (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS)

I’m Anneke and I’m running for Students’ Council with Melbourne Socialists. Melbourne Socialists is a group of progressive activists who will defend students against any attack on our education. We want a progressive union that campaigns for refugee rights, against racism, and for better welfare. Melbourne Socialists have successfully campaigned on Students Council to support campaigns for free education, and fought racism on our campus and off it. With more left wing activists on our council we can campaign for progressive causes where they are desperately needed. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Students’ Council - we make a difference.

SHONTELLE FISHER (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) I’m Shonty and I’m running for Students’ Council with Melbourne Socialists. Melbourne Socialists is a group of progressive activists who will defend students against any attack on our education. We want a progressive union that campaigns for refugee rights, against racism, and for better welfare. Melbourne Socialists have successfully campaigned on Students Council to support campaigns for free education, and fought racism on our campus and off it. With more left wing activists on our council we can campaign for progressive causes where they are desperately needed. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Students’ Council - we make a difference.

ATTICUS BANKS (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) I’m Shonty and I’m running for Students’ Council with Melbourne Socialists. Melbourne Socialists is a group of progressive activists who will defend students against any attack on our education. We want a progressive union that campaigns for refugee rights, against racism, and for better welfare. Melbourne Socialists have successfully campaigned on Students Council to support campaigns for free education, and fought racism on our campus and off it. With more left wing activists on our council we can campaign for progressive causes where they are desperately needed. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Students’ Council - we make a difference.

EMILY WHITE (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) I’m Emily and I’m running for Students’ Council with Melbourne Socialists. Melbourne Socialists is a group of progressive activists who will defend students against any attack on our education. We want a progressive union that campaigns for refugee rights, against racism, and for better welfare. Melbourne Socialists have successfully campaigned on Students Council to support campaigns for free education, and fought racism on our campus and off it. With more left wing activists on our council we can campaign for progressive causes where they are desperately needed. Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Students’ Council - we make a difference.

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GEORGIA WALTON BRIGGS (STAND UP!) Hi there! I’m Georgia, a first year Arts student, and I’m running to be your voice on the UMSU Students’ Council! I believe that a strong, inclusive student union is vital for protecting the rights of all university students as well as making uni life a just little easier for us all. The accessibility and affordability of university and uni services for all students is an issue that is very close to my heart. As your voice on Students’ Council, I will stand up for you and make our collective voices heard for change. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

EVA ADDINSALL (STAND UP!) Do you believe in a union that fights back and holds the University accountable? A union which fights for all students and amplifies the voices of minority groups and the marginalised? What about ensuring that the union upholds and implements progressive policies – ensuring that we only move forward, and never backwards? My name is Eva Addinsall, and I have nominated to represent YOU on the

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GURPREET SINGH (STAND UP!) Hey, my name is Gurpreet. I’m a first-year science student and I would love to be your representative on the Student’s Council. The Student Union is a fantastic organisation for advocating for the rights of students, however it can only function effectively when the voices of all, including oft underrepresented students are heard. I believe this can be achieved through maintaining a progressive Student’s Council and am running to ensure all students get a fair go and feel safe and welcome at university. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

will advocate for a more inclusive and activist union. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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Hey! My name’s Jess, I’m a second year science student and I’m running for Students’ Council. I was a part of the council last year and found it to be very rewarding. I would love the opportunity to continue next year on students council and remain a voice for science students in UMSU. To continue fighting for a more accessible union and also to make sure that UMSU continues to represent science students best interests and of course, the best interests of all students as well. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

Hi, my name is Conor Day and I would love the opportunity to be on students’ council in 2019. I have been heavily involved in the Media Department, and in UMSU, over the past two years as radio manager and a contributor in the media department. I would really like to be an independent voice on council in 2019. I believe it is important to keep student media well-funded. The media office provides a great platform for students to create content and take on varied roles and I would like to see it further supported

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EMMA PARKINSON (STAND UP!) Hi! My name’s Emma and I’m a first year Arts student. In the short time that I have been studying at this University, I have found getting involved in our student union and finding out more about what it does for us students to be both interesting and rewarding. This is why I am running for a position on our students’ council, where I would be a strong progressive voice for all students - especially those facing disadvantage – and an advocate for taking action on issues that affect us all. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

SOPHIE KERRIGAN (STAND UP!)

Freedom of speech and accessibility are necessary to Independent Media, as well as the Media Department. The years I’ve spent alongside Farrago have always demonstrated respect and communication that I will continue as a councillor. I’m fiercely devoted to student experience, safety and opportunity that will cater to student communities and am devoted to giving back to our union. I’m here to provide a voice for all and listen to the concerns and ideas of students in the same way the Media Department have done for me. Vote Independent Media for your voice to be heard.

DANIEL BERATIS (INDEPENDENT MEDIA)

Hi, I’m Sophie and I’m running for Students Council with Stand Up! I believe that having a strong student union is the best means of getting the university to listen to and address our concerns. I want to be on Students Council because I believe that the best use of our SSAF is our union running strong campaigns to protect our rights. I want to be a part of continuing activism within our union and holding it accountable to its activist roots and that’s why I’m running with Stand Up! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower yourself!

My name is Daniel Beratis and the media department is a Big Mood. I’ve contributed to the media department for the last four years and I deeply believe in the media department’s ability to let students get their work out there, and the importance of the same. The media department’s independence is a big reason why that can happen, and that’s why I’m running for Students’ Council with Independent Media—to ensure that the independence of the media office is protected as much as it can be, and that media’s voice is heard. This Council empty: yeet me in.

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Hi, I’m Jack - a first year Arts student here at the University of Melbourne. It is so important that we have progressive voices and representation in UMSU and that is why I am running to be your representative on students council. As a part of Stand Up! I will provide an activist voice for all students. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

Student media is hot. Farrago, Radio Fodder and Above Water? Loves it. We want to get a queen to ascend on their rightful throne to represent Independent Media in student council. So vote for me (and the other Indie Media candidates) to make student media and UMSU that much hotter. Thanks bitch, have a great day.

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Hi guys, my name is Alice Smith and I’m a third year Arts student and the current Education Academic Officer Bearer at UMSU and I have also previously been a Student Councillor. I’m a strong believer in unionism and believe that the best way to support students, especially those from autonomous groups, is through collective action. Within our own university there are still too many lectures unrecorded and too long a wait to get help from Stop 1. If elected to Students’ Council I

I’ve had the wildest time being a part of Independent Media doing all the media-related things over the past two years. I’ve met some of the most talented, creative and intelligent people who work tirelessly to support student voices. It’s important to me that Indie Media gets the funding they need to continue providing creative opportunities for the student body, which is why we’ll be running to get positions on UMSU’s Students’ Council. So, if you’re on campus during election week, please

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MONIQUE O’RAFFERTY (INDEPENDENT MEDIA) Hi, I’m Monique! Media, especially student media, is something I am incredibly passionate about. I have experience as editor of Farrago magazine, columnist, Radio Fodder presenter, social media coordinator, and contributor to the campus, nonfiction, creative and graphics sections, as well as Farrago Video. This means I have witnessed firsthand Independent Media’s ability to grow and nurture the media department. If your confidence in me is still wavering, note that I made it through several rounds of casting for Love Island Australia 2018, but unfortunately had to decline as my heart was in the media office.

occuring within the University besides studying are really important, from making us feel like we belong in the Uni to letting us know that when in need of help, someone will be there for us. Therefore, I would like to be a part of UMSU to help our fellow students have the best time in Uni and to help improve what I feel like is missing from my own experience.

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If you’re reading this, odds are you’re in the few percent of UoM students who actually care about the governance of their student union. I’m running for the student council because I believe that even if most students don’t engage directly with their council representatives, it’s absolutely essential the union is representative of students of all degrees and backgrounds. As a commerce student, I’m committed to better integrating UMSU into student life south of Grattan street and insuring our voices aren’t lost among the arts heavy UMSU clique while also promoting the progressive vision More! has for the union.

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LUCY TURTON (MORE!) Hello friends and foes! I’m Lucy, one of the current UMSU Environment Officers and I’m running for Students’ Council. I’m committed to a student union that is progressive, independent from political factionalism, dedicated to its grassroots collectives and clubs, and run for the good of all students, not just those who make the most noise or the most powerful deals. I don’t care about furthering my own career, but about fighting for students’ rights and making this union the most representative and radical it can be. I hope you’ll vote 1 More! for a more engaged, active, and independent union.

TIM LILLEY (MORE!) Hi, I’m Tim, and I’m running for Students’ Council with More! I’m not some stodgy up-and-coming career politician – I embrace More’s independent-minded, unique approach to politics on campus. If elected, I’ll be your advocate issues ranging from making the UMSU democracy more accessible and transparent, to reviewing our membership of the wasteful National Union of Students, to fighting for students’ rights at uni. I’m especially passionate about fostering community spirit on campus in our often-isolating modern technological world, such as through UMSU’s volunteering programs. For More democracy, More transparency, More community, and More puns, vote More for UMSU!

CATRIONA SMITH (MORE!) Hi, I’m Tree and I’m running for reelection to Student’s Council! I’ve been on Student’s Council this year and have really enjoyed being able to make a difference for students and represent them and their needs within UMSU. I would really love the opportunity to be able to continue to connect the student body with issues that affect them! For a student union that is More! active, More! passionate, More! representative, and More! about you, vote [1] More!

CHI WAI WONG (KAIMON) (MORE!) As an international student, it is my great pleasure to be part of the Student’s Council. Since I come from a different background, I’m in the same situation as all international students are. Thus, I could understand what they want as well as what they are struggling on. And I could help them. This is what I dedicate to.

WORAPITCHA LAICHANT (MORE!) Since I entered the University, I have always acknowledged that UMSU has played a huge role in our experience in the University. As an international student, I see that things

Hey there! I’m running for Student’s Council so that I can vote to put the money that you pay UMSU in SSAF back into your pockets! I believe that your SSAF should be spent directly on you, rather than going into bank accounts of inaccessible National bodies. Vote for me and on Student’s Council I will advocate for more funding to on campus and grassroots activism, more funding for on campus activities and more funding for student run collectives. You deserve a Student Union that spends your money for you and your issues! If you agree Vote 1 for More!

LACHLAN HINDS (MORE!) I’m running for students council because I believe that the chief decision making body of UMSU should be representative of our diverse student body. As an interstate student, I have a first-hand experience and understanding of the challenges that face the growing number of students who relocate in order to pursue tertiary study. With experience in youth and community advocacy, I believe I could be a strong and passionate advocate for marginalised students - one who will advocate for the services and opportunities that support students at the University of Melbourne.

AKSHITA BHARGAVA (MORE!) Unimelb consists of a substantial number of International Graduate students from over 130 countries. My voice on council will represent their voices, and strive to ensure their grievances are heard, and ideas appreciated by the university. I’ll also work towards promoting multicultural events. UMSU has the potential to grow into a More! active organisation and host More! programs for graduate students, who are generally passive about social events. Let’s break this down! And make UMSU a More! dynamic organization. Our team is campaigning on a More! exciting initiatives that will make graduate students lives better at unimelb! Vote [1] More!

LEON WANG (MORE!) Hi! My name is Leon and I’m third year science student! I’ve been involved in many aspects of UMSU, from participating and volunteering with many of the UMSU departments and being a part of the great clubs community. These are just a few of the many things that I feel enriches the student experience here. As a councillor, I hope to ensure that there are even more opportunities for students to get involved, and to make sure that students’ funds are used for students as best as possible, and that UMSU remains accountable and transparent in all their actions.

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Hey! I’m Juhria a second year Arts student doing Media and Politics from Singapore. UMSU has made my life here as an international student a more enjoyable and welcoming one and I’d love to be part of the organisation and possibly improve it. I understand the importance of having an environment that is safe, inclusive, welcoming and empowering for all our students and even more so for those underrepresented. When voted into the student council, these are the key points I’ll actively fight for and promote on top of ensuring the needs and welfare of students are met and accessible.

As a new student, involving myself in social aspects of university life was a priority. After just a few weeks, I realised the immense impact student-run events can have on one’s ability to feel a sense of belonging and connection; both to peers and the university itself. Not only did it make the academic workload bearable, it allowed me to get involved within different clubs, particularly UMSU’s activities department. For this reason, I’ve applied for the role of activities committee member; ensuring every student has access to diverse & inclusive events run within a safe & friendly environment.

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We need to change. Things happened and many of us just stand by and ignore all the problems we are having. The main reason I am running for student council is to develop the influence of international students. Over 40% of students studying at the University came from different countries, but not many of these students get involved in UMSU. We need change! We need to raise the awareness of the disconnection between local and international students. We need to do something and turn the situation around. This is Kash Ngan here, and I will fight for all of you.

JOSHUA MUNRO (MORE!) Hi my name is Josh. To have the opportunity to run for students’ council is an absolute honour. In my role, l I would strive to represent my peers and their concerns, as I am passionate about the student experience here at Melbourne. Students’ council is integral to the operation of the union and I would like to advocate for the reponsible governance of the students and the trust placed in us as leaders.

JORDAN DI NATALE (MORE!)

Being a student at university is a magnificent experience, as there are so many opportunities. My father taught me that “with experience comes knowledge, and with knowledge comes the power to shape your destiny”. In life, I eagerly take each opportunity as it gives me a new experience, shaping my future for the better. With each opportunity I take, I feel like I am a better person and I want others to shape their futures for the better as well! That is why I chose More! AND THAT IS WHY I AM CAMPAIGNING FOR STUDENT’S COUNCIL!

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Moving back to Australia after being overseas for 12 years, I was terrified at the prospect of making new friends. I had no idea how I would break into the groups that had been forged in high school. From speed-friending to the O-Week parties to EOX, UMSU activities provided me the facilities to make new friends in a welcoming and unintimidating environment. I want to do my part to make sure UMSU Activities continues to provide students with the chance to take a break from everything else going on in their lives and have a good time with good people.

ROSE VAN ROOY (MORE!) Hi I’m Rose, and I’m running for Activities Committee for More! It’s my second semester here at Melbourne University and I can say that the best thing about uni has been without a doubt how welcoming everyone is from the different clubs and societies. The activities that UMSU have held have changed my view of uni, in the fact that yes studying is important, but so is kicking back from time to time. I’m an energy-giving, excitable person who would love to be involved with More! and help other students feel welcome and see the fun side of University.

SAMANTHA COFFEY (MORE!) Moving from Sydney was extremely daunting. Knowing that I wouldn’t know anyone attending uni. By attending various events through O week, The St Patricks Day Party and Tuesday Bands and Bevs, I was shown a vibrant, friendly and inclusive community where I met a wide range of people and formed strong relationships. I’m running for UMSU activities committee because I want to facilitate the same experience for other students both new and current. As well, I wish to be a part of the thriving and encouraging atmosphere that UMSU provides and want to assist with making UMSU activities More! popular.

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Why I am running for activities, is that even a question??? Activities at uni is one of the key things that brings people together at uni. From Bands and Bevs to free sausage sizzles. These events are what brings people together, it’s how and why friendships are formed at university, life-long friendships!!! These events are my highlight of my uni week and everyone else’s week, as it gives me something to look forward to, besides my upcoming assignments that I leave till the very last minute (not all the time). So, my answer is clear really! Vote [1] More!

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HAYLEY STANFORD (MORE!) Hey! I’m Hayley and I’m running for activities committee because I am dedicated to creating a fun, safe and inclusive social environment where everyone can hang out, make new friends and socialise. I would love to have the opportunity to represent you, the student body, on the activities committee and I will strive to ensure UMSU events remain about having fun and bringing students from all backgrounds together. I am dedicated to providing everyone the chance to make their university experience the best it can be! For a student union that is More! about you, vote [1] More!

BRIDGET HAWKINS (MORE!) In the wise words of KESHA; the party don’t start until I walk in, but who am I? I’m a queer gal studying creative writing and English literature, I’m the bridge(t) between the colleges and university, ready to create some GREAT times that are inclusive for everyone, especially the queer, poc, and female identifying communities repping that sick grey unimelb jumper (nb: no uni merch actually required). Experience: I have helped organise college o-week, countless high-school fundraisers,

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DEAN KAROPOULOS (STAND UP!) As every distinguished Melbourne university student should say, I’ve won my fair share of boat races and dance-offs at Activities’ events this year, but Activities is more than just drinking, music and dancing. Of all the UMSU departments, it has the most widespread appeal to all, and has huge potential to bring different people together, smashing cultural barriers, shyness and assignment stress. I’m running for the Activities committee to make sure every student has a fantastic time next year, and to keep a beautifully variegated range of people attending. Everyone loves a party, right? Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

CECILIA WIDJOJO (STAND UP!) Hi I am Cecilia and I think social events run by UMSU need to be advertised and run more by students! We want more engagement from our events and I think I’d be a good person to advocate for this on Activities Committee. We have great spaces available in Union House and we should utilise them more effectively. Promotion of UMSU events is key to promoting student engagement, because everyone deserves a good party. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

STUART SUTTON (STAND UP!) Hello there! As a fellow student, I understand that the highlight of our lives are not the midnight Baillieu seshes, which are fun in a grotesque sort of way (jk nah not really), but are actually the BBQs at Union House and wild parties. Which is how I want to optimize our university experience, and put our SSAF contributions to good use. I also want to run these events to maximise inclusivity, regardless of age, gender, race or sexuality. So, come and chat with about any suggestions or just memes! And Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

JASON HU (STAND UP!) Hi! My name’s Jason and I’m excited for the opportunity contribute to the UMSU Activities committee. I hope to bring the learnings from my work and my experience in UMSU student clubs to deliver an accountable and efficient UMSU dedicated to providing students with an enriching experience during their time at UniMelb. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

LOUISE MONSELL-BUTLER (STAND UP!) Hey everyone my name is Louise (most people call me Lulu!!) and I’m running for the Activities Committee! I believe balancing work and play is crucial to having an overall positive university experience, but I know for some people getting involved in university activities can be quite daunting (hey first years!!). I hope to organise social events where everyone has the opportunity to get involved and have a great time to build a great sense of community on campus. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

YASMIN MIDDLETON (STAND UP!) Hey there, my name is Yasmin and I’m running to be a representative on Activities Committee! University needs to have a balance of academic and social life and I want to ensure that UMSU events are the best they can be so you can kick back and relax for once in a while. I want to make sure people feel comfortable and that events are representative of the diversity at Melbourne Uni. Parties should be a fun time for everyone so make sure you Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

JAITIKA DUGGAL (STAND UP!)

Every Melbourne University student deserves to experience an UMSU Activities event once in their lifetime at uni. As a

committee member I want to make sure parties are accessible for everyone across the uni, from first year to grad students. I also want to make sure that they’re fun, because what’s a party without some fun? Events are crucial for making friends and feeling a part of the UniMelb community. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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CREATIVE ARTS COMMITTEE REIS LOW (MORE!) From my point of view, the committee plays an integral part in providing opportunities for the student population to engage in art as they wish; creativity flourishes when people feel supported. I am running for committee to continue building on the work of previous committees and students, and help make art more accessible in any way I can. My experience has been predominantly in management of theatre productions, including company manager of Four Letter Word Theatre in 2018. However, I enjoy all forms of art and look forward to helping people make meaningful connections across mediums, forms, genres and styles.

LUCY SEALE (MORE!) I’m passionate about Creative Arts. Through its various productions and workshops (the Writer in Residence Program, Mudfest, a directing mentorship) I’ve found a valuable space on campus, to connect with others, express ideas and better myself beyond my studies. I’m currently doing Union House Theatre’s (UHT) Tastings, performing weekly/on committee as an Equity & Welfare officer for Mudcrabs (Melbourne University Comedy Revue Board), and rehearsing UHT’s semester 2 show, ‘Ida’. I admire Creative Arts’ interdepartmental collaboration, creating an inclusive, accessible space. I’d love to bring my communication skills, plus my crazy, energetic attitude, to give back to this community.

NICHOLAS KIRKBY (MORE!) I’m running for creative arts committee because I have a love for theatre and all forms of fiction. Through personal experience, I have come to believe in Theatre’s power to create a strong sense of community and belonging. My vision for the Creative Arts office is to focus on self care and positive mental health for artists and help create a freely accessible and inclusive support network. I will also work to provide more opportunities of involvement that aren’t dependant on passing an audition.

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Heyyy lovely dumplings (my favourite), I’m Charlie and I’m a first year creative science student :) I am running for creative arts committee and there are two main goals I want to achieve. Firstly, I want to make arts accessible to everyone. I believe that arts is for everyone regardless of experience or talent. If you want to start your creative journey or develop your professional skills, I can get you involved. Secondly, I want to hear from YOU!!! I think the best way to facilitate YOU as a student artist is to know what opportunities you want. Stay beautiful!

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LAURA WERNERT (MORE!) suh my dudes my names laura but yeah that says it above anyway so creative arts im gonna bring back finger painting and those butterfly paintings (you know the ones that you paint on one side and fold it over and its mirrored on the other side? yeah those) but also im very into the performing arts (i write my own mediocre songs so you know im a true artist) you can count on me for events where you can get in on performing or spectating also i wrote this on notepad so you know im organic xoxo laura

FIONA XIA (STAND UP!) Hi! I’m Fiona, and I’d be honoured to serve in your Creative Arts Committee. Dabbling in some creative pursuits myself, I know that a supportive platform for all to pursue their artistic endeavours is important- and this is what I’ll strive for. I’ll work hard to involve students on campus through engaging events and foster the community of students in the department via collaborative efforts to celebrate originality and innovation. Most importantly, I’m open to all suggestions (I’m only sketchy and shady with a pencil!) so that we can cater to your creative needs! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

LUCA (STAND UP!) Hi, my name’s Luca and I’m running for the Creative Arts Committee with Stand Up! I’m passionate about the arts because to me they provide not only the opportunity to expand our horizons and understand others perspectives of the world, but they also provide an escape from the stress of the classroom. The arts have always helped me to destress and express myself and I’m running for the Creative Arts Committee because i want to make the arts more accessible on campus and I believe Stand Up! is the best ticket to do that. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

CONOR CLEMENTS (STAND UP!) My name is Conor; I’m a third year Bachelor of Arts student, and I’m hoping to be elected to Creative Arts committee for 2019. Since I was young, I have been very passionate about playing music, and I have seen first-hand the effect that it can have on people’s lives. In spite of this, I think that music (and music students) are underrepresented within the Creative Arts department, which is something that I believe can be improved. I hope to be an advocate for these students if I am elected. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

CHARLIE JOYCE (STAND UP!) Hi! I’m Charlie and I’m running for Creative Arts committee. I’m a first year arts student, and have played trumpet for most of my life. Music and arts are huge parts of my life and deserve to be the backbone of student life at Melbourne uni. I want UMSU to ensure that students of all degrees have more opportunities to perform or showcase their art, no matter their level. The creative arts committee needs to be the driving force behind culture at our uni, and I would be a passionate advocate for that goal. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

AISLING ACTON (STAND UP!) Hi! My name is Aisling and I’m running for creative arts committee because I love the arts! I want to represent all students who have literally no creative abilities whatsoever but still love hanging out at the NGV, watching arthouse movies in languages they don’t understand, and curating the perfect instagram aesthetic. The creative arts department is

for everyone, and I want to make sure we’re holding events for everyone - including people who struggle to paint a straight line - especially with Mudfest coming up in 2019. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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DISABILITIES COMMITTEE NICHOLAS KIRKBY (MORE!) The Disabilities Department exists to provide opportunities of access for those who find themselves disadvantaged by disability. They organise events to educate the broader university community, and work to create an environment that provides disadvantaged students with a sense of acceptance and belonging. I understand what it is to struggle in a world that is fundamentally ableist and I believe passionately in creating a world that will bridge the gaps between those who can and those who cannot. My goal is to provide greater access to events through online platforms such as Skype for those too ill to attend.

MICHAEL TE (MORE!) For a committee member in Disabilities, I look to create a supportive environment on campus for students identified with a disability. It is essential to listen to the voice and input of these individuals before working closely together to develop helpful plans. My vision involves making a genuine difference to students with disabilities on campus. I aim to help eliminate the stigma attached to those who suffer from mental health problems and encourage them to not feel ashamed in expressing it to others. I also intend to advocate for students with physical disabilities and raise awareness of marginalisation they face.

AMELIA REEVES (MORE!) Hi team! I’m Milly, and I’m a third year arts student. I’m running for disabilities committee because as a queer and neurodivergent babe I have a first-hand understanding of just how hard uni can be for some people. I want to be on this committee to ensure that UMSU is providing support and access to the students who need it most. As Queer Officer for UMSU this year, I have an understanding of the way this union works which means I can bring my experience and expertise into this role so we can have the best disabilities department!

JACINTA DOWE (MORE!) My name is Jacinta Dowe, and I am running for Disability Committee Member. I have been involved in the Disabilities Department for the past two years, first as a committee member, and then as an Office Bearer. I have co-run many events and two weekly collectives, and worked closely with disabled students to help them navigate university services. I want to continue to work with the department to help create a safer, more accessible university.

HIEN NGUYEN (MORE!) Hi! My name is Hien, and I’m running for Disabilities Committee. As one of the 2018 Disabilities Office Bearers, I have firsthand knowledge and experience of what the department can do and hope to continue helping run it as a committee member for 2019. I understand my role along with other committee members will be to provide a vision for the department and guide the Office Bearers in how to achieve that vision. The Disabilities Department is important in its role to advocate for accessibility for all students and I believe that my contribution will be beneficial to that goal.

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ELECTIONS ISA PENDRAGON (MORE!) As someone who has experience with chronic and ongoing mental illness and felt the impact of the associated stigma in my personal, professional and political life, I understand the support and help needed by others in similar positions at university. As a member of the Disabilities Committee I would work towards supporting the officebearers in fulfilling their duties. I would like to see a campaign to lobby the university for improved counseling and psychological services undergone with the support of the whole Union next year. I would also like to help improve awareness and accessibility of Disability Collective meetings.

DANA RILEY (STAND UP!) Hi everyone! I’m Dana and I’m the current Disabilities Representative on Students’ Council. I’m passionate about making the Melbourne University a welcoming, inclusive and accessible place for all students. For the past three years I’ve struggled through my degree and know firsthand how difficult and inaccessible university can be when suffering from an invisible disability. I’ve experienced the difficulty of trying to access on-campus support and getting special consideration when required. On committee, I hope to use my experience within UMSU this year to continue advocating for students with disabilities as best I can. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

JESSICA MILLER (STAND UP!) Hi! My name is Jess and I am running for Disabilities Committee. I want the university to become more accessible and inclusive to all students, but particularly students with disabilities. I think that Special Consideration needs to be improved vastly, so it’s not a stressful and intimidating experience. I also think the accessibility of lectures and other classes need to be improved, for instance I think compulsory attendance limits students who cannot attend or find it very difficult to attend for personal reasons. I hope you consider me and vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

NICOLA EENINK (STAND UP!) Hi there beautiful people! I’m Nikki (Christian name Nicola) and I’m excited to be running for Disabilities Committee! As someone who has lived their entire life with an ‘invisible’ disability, I feel that it’s so important we bring diverse representation to the UMSU Disabilities Department and allow for a diverse range of experiences to be visualised. Now halfway through my first year studying a Bachelor of Arts, I know how frustrating and overwhelming aspects of university life are and I hope through UMSU I am able to represent and change things for the community. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

KAY POON (STAND UP!) Managing course load at university causes reasonable anxiety to all students. This is especially true for many of our underrepresented students with physical, mental, or both disabilities. As an international student with diagnosed bipolar affective disorder, I believe better student representation is needed to support often times highly capable students, whose performance is genuinely compromised by their medical conditions. Especially when the university’s Disabilities and Equity or Counselling and Psychological Services are not sufficiently assisting with applications for procedures regarding leaves of absence and reduced study load for those complying with visa requirements. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

AISLING ACTON (STAND UP!)

Hi! My name is Aisling and I’m a BA/Honours student. I’m running for disabilities committee because I want to help

make this union more inclusive and accessible for all students. I’ve been involved in UMSU for a while and have seen the hurdles many students with disabilities face when it comes to navigating university and accessing help and support, especially when dealing with university administration. I’m passionate about equity and representation, and I think the disabilities department plays a huge role in making university a fairer place for all students. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

EDUCATION COMMITTEE MELINDA SUTER (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Mindi ! The government is attacking young people. They’re raising the cost of education, cutting funding to universities and forcing us to pay back our debt earlier. The cost of being a student is rising. We’re paying more for our degrees but getting less in return. We’ve seen our classes grow larger and course content move online. I want to be part of campaigns that organise to improve the quality and accessibility of education. If we all stand together we can defeat any future cuts! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Education Committee - we make a difference.

ANNEKE DEMANUELE (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS)

Hi, I’m Anneke! The government is attacking young people. They’re raising the cost of education, cutting funding to universities and forcing us to pay back our debt earlier. The cost of being a student is rising. We’re paying more for our degrees but getting less in return. We’ve seen our classes grow larger and course content move online. I want to be part of campaigns that organise to improve the quality and accessibility of education. If we all stand together we can defeat any future cuts! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Education Committee - we make a difference.

SHONTELLE FISHER (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Shonty! The government is attacking young people. They’re raising the cost of education, cutting funding to universities and forcing us to pay back our debt earlier. The cost of being a student is rising. We’re paying more for our degrees but getting less in return. We’ve seen our classes grow larger and course content move online. I want to be part of campaigns that organise to improve the quality and accessibility of education. If we all stand together we can defeat any future cuts! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Education Committee - we make a difference.

NICK REICH (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Nick! The government is attacking young people. They’re raising the cost of education, cutting funding to universities and forcing us to pay back our debt earlier. The cost of being a student is rising. We’re paying more for our degrees but getting less in return. We’ve seen our classes grow larger and course content move online. I want to be part of campaigns that organise to improve the quality and accessibility of education. If we all stand together we can defeat any future cuts! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Education Committee - we make a difference.

TERENCE TAYLOR (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Terence! The government is attacking young people. They’re raising the cost of education, cutting funding to universities and forcing us to pay back our debt earlier. The cost of being a student is rising. We’re paying more for our degrees but getting less in return. We’ve seen our classes grow larger and course content move online. I want to be part of campaigns that organise to improve the quality and accessibility of education. If we all stand together we can

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ELECTIONS defeat any future cuts! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Education Committee - we make a difference.

EMILY WHITE (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Emily! The government is attacking young people. They’re raising the cost of education, cutting funding to universities and forcing us to pay back our debt earlier. The cost of being a student is rising. We’re paying more for our degrees but getting less in return. We’ve seen our classes grow larger and course content move online. I want to be part of campaigns that organise to improve the quality and accessibility of education. If we all stand together we can defeat any future cuts! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Education Committee - we make a difference.

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NEERA KADKOL (EXTEND THE FREE TRAM ZONE) So first old mate Dandrews gives us this ‘Free Tram Zone’ where we can pop around without worrying about getting bodyslammed by ‘authorised officers’ - pretty sweet, yeah? But then we realise that the Free Tram Zone ends a few stops short of uni, giving tickies a new favourite hangout. Taking the tram to uni means running the gauntlet of middled-aged lunatics, decked out in sweet jeans/runners combos with matching bumbags, who apparently developed their conflict resolution skills by watching late night WWE reruns. Anyway, if you can’t afford to touch on then vote for me instead.

FRANK TYSON (欢迎国际学生加入 INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS WELCOME) Racism is rife on campus. Far right groups feel confident to paste up outrageous posters attacking Chinese, Muslim, and Jewish Students. International students should feel welcome on our campus. I want to see our union be an inclusive space for all, and reject racism in all its forms!

GEORGIA WALTON BRIGGS (STAND UP!) Hi there! I’m Georgia and I am a first year Arts student with a passion for Education! I would love the chance to represent you on the Education Committee in 2019. I believe in free, accessible and inclusive tertiary education for all students. I’m particularly concerned by the Liberal Government’s attacks on our tertiary education system and the university’s intended introduction of Cadmus. In these uncertain times, it is so important for students to be actively involved in discussions surrounding our education and have an active voice on these issues which affect us directly. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

ALICE SMITH (STAND UP!) Hi guys, my name is Alice Smith and I’m a third year Arts student and the current Education Academic Officer Bearer at UMSU. Having been the one of the Education Office Bearers this year I’ve seen the importance of the Education Committee in determining the direction of the committee. I think the Education Department should strive to be an activist one, one that fights against the attacks that the University makes on students through budget cuts, introducing programs like Cadmus and by charging excessive fees for things like student cards. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

NADINE NEWELL (STAND UP!) We’re here for our education, to learn and study, but what about the conditions for students? I’m Nadine and I study science. Like in any course, it can be tough plowing through the hurdles put in place by the university. I believe students have the right to a quality education in an environment that

allows them to flourish. On this committee I can elevate the voices of students concerned about their education. We need to fight and stand up for our education, we’re the buyer, we have the power to influence the system together. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

ANGUS HOY (STAND UP!) Hey! I’m Angus and I’m a second year science student majoring in applied mathematics. I am standing up for the Education Committee because I believe the University could be doing so much more to ensure a productive, safe and equitable educational experience for all students. If elected, I will be resolute in holding the university administration to account on a range of issues, from the highly controversial Cadmus implementation to the explosive growth of HECS fees and many others. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself

HENRY SPEAGLE (STAND UP!) I’m running for a position on the education committee due to my keenness to get involved first-hand in positive advocacy for students in an area that has affected me personally. Among other things, my inability to fully withdraw from subjects after the deadline even in extreme circumstances has motivated me to want to change this and other things, such as the inefficiency of Stop 1 and the still frequent occurrence of unrecorded lectures. My passion and assertive nature in dealing with the university is what I believe will make me an effective committee member. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

DANNA LEZCANO MARTINEZ (STAND UP!) Hi! I’m Danna and I’m running for Education Committee! As an International Student paying exorbitant fees to go here, I believe it is really important that all students hold the university to account in improving the quality of education and teaching and learning, as well as improving the overall experience of students who come here from all over the world with big expectations! I understand that fighting the University’s bureaucracy can be challenging at times, but I believe the Education Committee has a very important role to support students in this fight! Join us! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

HUE MAN DANG (MORE!) I’m Hue Man and I believe that we deserve a just educational system that takes into account both inclusion and diversity. You shouldn’t be locked out of getting an education because of the amount of money in your bank! I believe there is always ‘More!’ that we could be doing. If elected I will be working to bring marginalised voices (and those from low-SES background) into the decision making process. Furthermore, I’ll be the voice that ensures all decisions made are fair for students. Equipped with passion and a lot of sass, I’ll be fighting for our education rights!

TUNA NGUYEN (MORE!) Hi all! I’m getting involved with Education as I believe as students it is crucial that we’re able to actively engage in improving our education experience - after all, tuition isn’t cheap! A particular issue I’d like to focus on with the Education committee concerns improving the provision, consistency and quality of tutor training to ensure that picking good tutorials doesn’t simply become a game of Russian roulette. If this is an issue which resonates with you or someone you know I’d love to have your support!

JOSHUA TSENG (MORE!) Hi! Josh here. I aim to deliver the best university experience to all Unimelb students during my term. I am dedicated to creating a safe environment for students to share and learn.

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ELECTIONS This ranges from encouraging students to speak up about issues at uni to engaging in practical workshops. Now I’ll leave you with a quote, “The aim of education is the knowledge, not of facts, but of values.” ~ William Burroughs

WILLIAM CHUA (MORE!) Hi! I’m William, and I’d love to give back to our incredible student community by representing you on the Education Committee. I’m so grateful to have met so many inclusive, supportive and inspiring people at Unimelb who helped me with moving from interstate. Presenting student feedback to the science faculty as Staff-Student-Liaison Representative showed me how important it is for your voice to be heard. I’d love to advocate for more transparency in assessments, better industry placements for undergrads and more Commonwealth supported places for postgrads. I’d really appreciate this opportunity to ensure you get the education you deserve.

run forums to host discussion around how we can save the planet from avoidable disaster! Vote [1] Me for Environment Committee - we make a difference.

SHONTELLE FISHER (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) I’m Shonty, and I’m running for Environment Committee with Melbourne Socialists. Environmental degradation is an unfortunate reality in Australia. I have been involved in campaigns about various issues in the past year particularly in defense of the Great Barrier Reef and against the Adani Coal Mine. I have been supporting protests and raising awareness about the consequences. I want to help run broad campaigns around local and global environmental damage as well as run forums to host discussion around how we can save the planet from avoidable disaster! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Environment Committee - we make a difference.

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CAT FOLEY (MORE!)

One fateful night I found a book in the toilets of Union house, and thought, man, sober me is gonna be bamboozled when she finds this. Hi, my name is Cat Foley and from that day onwards, I learnt that education haunts us through every step in life; and we should be bold enough to demand all we can learn from this life. I’m vying for a committee position to advocate for elevating standards in lecture recordings, better and free access to technological competency training and better awareness of what the education committee can and will do for YOU.

I’m Mindi, and I’m running for Environment Committee with Melbourne Socialists. Environmental degradation is an unfortunate reality in Australia. I have been involved in campaigns about various issues in the past year particularly in defense of the Great Barrier Reef and against the Adani Coal Mine. I have been supporting protests and raising awareness about the consequences. I want to help run broad campaigns around local and global environmental damage as well as run forums to host discussion around how we can save the planet from avoidable disaster! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Environment Committee - we make a difference.

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NICK REICH (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS)

Hi! I am Danielle, and I am running for Education Committee because I want to better represent Dookie students. As a student who has studied at both the Parkville and Dookie campuses, I’ve seen how a strong student union presence can enhance student life and would love to bring that to Dookie. I want to advocate for more efficient ways to deliver lectures and tutorials and for students to have more information about overseas studies, internships and graduate programs. I would love this opportunity to act on behalf of our dynamic student community to create a more enriching learning experience.

TIANYI YANG (MORE!)

Hey! I’m Tianyi and I am a first-year Arts student, majoring in Linguistics. Since education does play a crucial part in individual development, it is necessary for us to make contributions to make education more accessible, especially for those from marginalized area. Working as a committee member in China Rural Education Initiative, I have learned a lot and I feel that student voices should be heard in order to better our learning experience at the University. I would love the opportunity to engage in issues dealing with a more optimized high-quality studying environment.

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TERENCE TAYLOR (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS)

I’m Terence, and I’m running for Environment Committee with Melbourne Socialists. Environmental degradation is an unfortunate reality in Australia. I have been involved in campaigns about various issues in the past year particularly in defense of the Great Barrier Reef and against the Adani Coal Mine. I have been supporting protests and raising awareness about the consequences. I want to help run broad campaigns around local and global environmental damage as well as run forums to host discussion around how we can save the planet from avoidable disaster! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Environment Committee - we make a difference.

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ANNEKE DEMANUELE (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) I’m Anneke, and I’m running for Environment Committee with Melbourne Socialists. Environmental degradation is an unfortunate reality in Australia. I have been involved in campaigns about various issues in the past year particularly in defense of the Great Barrier Reef and against the Adani Coal Mine. I have been supporting protests and raising awareness about the consequences. I want to help run broad campaigns around local and global environmental damage as well as

I’m Nick, and I’m running for Environment Committee with Melbourne Socialists. Environmental degradation is an unfortunate reality in Australia. I have been involved in campaigns about various issues in the past year particularly in defense of the Great Barrier Reef and against the Adani Coal Mine. I have been supporting protests and raising awareness about the consequences. I want to help run broad campaigns around local and global environmental damage as well as run forums to host discussion around how we can save the planet from avoidable disaster! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for Environment Committee - we make a difference.

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ELECTIONS SOPHIE KERRIGAN (STAND UP!)

I’m Sophie and I’m running for Environment Committee with Stand Up! I’m running for Environment Committee because I love the earth, I think our home planet is the bomb (but shouldn’t be a ticking time bomb) and we should do everything in our power to reduce our detrimental effect on it. I believe that reducing our impact on the earth should start here, we should be striving towards having a fully sustainable campus. I’m passionate about continuing the fossil free campaign, reducing plastic waste on campus and having more sustainable options at BBQs. Vote [1] Stand Up!

DESIREE CAI (STAND UP!)

Hey guys, my name is Desiree and I’ve been keenly involved in UMSU all 3 years that I have been in university. As students and young people, one of the biggest issues facing our generation is climate change. There will be a global crisis if our society doesn’t act, and I believe the UMSU environment department can continue to be part of the good fight against climate change and for environmental justice. Let’s spread the activism and spread the fight for our earth, I am so keen to get involved in all campaigns run. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

MATHILDE RITMAN (STAND UP!) Hi, my name’s Mathilde and I’m running for a position on the Environments committee. I’m an Environmental Science student with a growing passion for environmental responsibility and activism. There is a lot that can be accomplished with this opportunity and I look forward to diving in and deepening my understandings of the issues facing our present and future on this planet. As university students we have access to a unique position in the fight for climate justice. Both education and collective action are vital if we mean to positively impact society.Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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advocate for a greener future, but to make everyone willing to contribute to it. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

NITUL DESHPANDE (STAND UP!) My name is Nitul Deshpande and I am Master of Applied Econometrics student in my second semester at Unimelb. My values include giving back to the community and leading with exceptional ideas. I have been involved with the Enviro department since my first semester, assisting with Lockout Lockheed protest and attending Enviro collective. I hope to get more students involved with the Enviro Department and continue the work that has been done in getting the University to divest from companies and corporations which harm the environment to churn out profits for their shareholders. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

NEERA KADKOL (EXTEND THE FREE TRAM ZONE!)

So first old mate Dandrews gives us this ‘Free Tram Zone’ where we can pop around without worrying about getting bodyslammed by ‘authorised officers’ - pretty sweet, yeah? But then we realise that the Free Tram Zone ends a few stops short of uni, giving tickies a new favourite hangout. Taking the tram to uni means running the gauntlet of middledaged lunatics, decked out in sweet jeans/runners combos with matching bumbags, who apparently developed their conflict resolution skills by watching late night WWE reruns. Anyway, if you can’t afford to touch on then vote for me instead.

ZEB PEAKE (MORE!)

We are failing our environment. It is clear we must make a concerted effort to change our destructive ways. Litter lines the streets and oceans, people cry out in protest at the thought of having to bring a bag to the shops, and power plants pump toxic gas into our atmosphere. Something has to give, and it starts with you and me. With a collective effort we can ensure our generation leaves the environment healthier than when we inherited it. We hold an ethical obligation to fulfill this. Please Vote [1] Stand Up! so we may initiate meaningful change.

Hi I’m Zeb! I’m a Master of Environment student who’s been involved in the Enviro Collective and Fossil Free MU in the past. Pretty devastated by what we’re doing to each other and this planet but the fight’s not over yet! The Enviro Department is one of the best things going on campus: so many great people, so many great campaigns and initiatives. I want to help out, speak up for students’ interests and keep the university accountable for its actions. Let’s make this uni a caring and sustainable place for everyone.

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Hi! I’m Ellie and I’m a first year law student. I’m running for the Environment Committee because I think that UMSU has a key role to play in decreasing waste on campus. We could encourage the university and all student clubs and societies to embrace more sustainable practices. For example, supporting groups to run zero-waste events. We could also do more to encourage behaviour change on campus. For example, we could track how much waste is being generated in different buildings and run a competition between faculties for the least waste each month. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

KEVIN ABRAHAM (STAND UP!) Hey everyone! My name is Abraham and I am a student of Energy Systems. One of the primary rolles of my major is Climate Change analysis and mitigation. That is why I think that the place where future professionals are trained is a great place for the transition to low emission technologies and policies to start taking place. To me, being part of the environmental committee is an opportunity not just to

As we face an environmental crisis, there is a need for the activities in the world to be more sustainable, and so why not start here on campus? My passion is to shine a light on the environmental issues that we are facing today so that we can figure out what we can do as a community to make more informed decisions that are less damaging to the beautiful planet we live on. I wish to be in a position that can facilitate such change.

SARAH WANG (MORE!) The environment is on a decline but I believe by educating the future generation about the importance of a sustainable society, we can continue to live on this beautiful planet! Being on the environment committee, I hope to spread my enthusiasm for the environment and introduce new ways to create understanding of the damage we are doing to Earth. I am also a 2nd year physics major who is into sustainability, cats (I have three, bordering on crazy cat lady) and making all sorts of things like cakes, scarves and kimchi!

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ELECTIONS ELLIOT ALDER (MORE!) Hi everyone, I’m Elliot, one of your new Enviro Department committee candidates! This year I want to support the Enviro department to continue and expand their awesome initiatives that promote sustainability. I’m all for accidentally saving the world, so I want to work to make it super easy and accessible to be sustainable for everyone.

STELLA MORGAN (MORE!) Hi! I’m Stella, I’m doing a Bachelor of Arts, majoring in Geography. I’m vegan, and I love the earth. As is the case for most young people, taking care of the environment in every way possible is among my highest priorities. Partly because we live in such a beautiful country, and also because of the mistreatment faced by all ecosystems on this planet. Whether it be through diet change, transport change, or generally a change in how much we consume, I want to provide opportunities and inspiration for students at Melbourne Uni to make their daily habits more! sustainable!

NICOLE NGUYEN (MORE!) Many seem to forget that our earth is a living entity, that it can get sick and destroyed. They choose to brush off the signs of the earth dying: “If it’s out of sight, it’s out of mind.” But they shouldn’t treat it that lightly. Everyone should remember what strain they put our planet through, including ourselves. Everyone should be educated on how they can help lessen our planet’s suffering. Even the littlest things like knowing how to separate waste correctly can make a huge difference. It’s time to own up to our actions and help the environment!

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PEOPLE OF COLOUR COMMITTEE GURPREET SINGH (STAND UP!) Hey, I’m Gurpreet and I am studying first year science. Growing up brown in suburban Melbourne, I rarely had a place where I would feel truly at home, so I realise the strength and value a PoC Committee has for people from diverse backgrounds who are connected through shared struggle. I would love to serve on the People of Colour Committee, so I could work with fellow members in providing a strong voice to

ensure the issues specific to people of colour are represented in UMSU. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

FIONA XIA (STAND UP!) Hi! I’m Fiona, and I would be honoured to represent you in the People of Colour Committee and ensure that our diverse needs and interests are heard. Growing up Asian in Australia (© Alice Pung) has meant that I too have experienced racial discrimination and the difficulties of coming to terms with ones’ cultural identity. That’s why I’ll stand up against racism on campus (and everywhere else!), promote cross-cultural understanding and celebrate diversity through various events. I’d also like to provide more support for international PoC

SADAH WEBSTER (STAND UP!) Hi! I’m Sadah and I’m running for People of Colour Committee with Stand Up! The growing experience of racism and intolerance at this University (from Nazi salutes to crudely Google-translated ‘you are not welcome here’ posters in Mandarin), coupled with the inadequate responses of Chancellery following this, demand now more than ever an activist and vocal and visible People of Colour department in UMSU in the support and advocacy it provides for students of this community at this university. I stand for Committee with this in mind, and ask you to stand with me: Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

SAM ZAMAN (STAND UP!) Hi, I’m Sam and I’m a second year science student running for the People of Colour committee. As a second generation Bangladeshi Australian and I understand the nuances of living between cultures and the difficulty of find your own identity and voice. Being part of the POC community has provided me with the environment to explore both of my cultures in safe and supportive community. I want to ensure everyone has access to this supportive environment with people who understand the complexities experienced by people of colour. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

NITUL DESHPANDE (STAND UP!) Hey I’m Nitul, a second semester Master of Applied Econometrics student. My values include giving back to the community and leading with exceptional ideas. I’ve been involved with the People of Colour department since my first semester, attending the PoC Collectives, movie screenings and reading groups regularly. I will be working to assist other students of colour with some of the issues that they face discrimination, exploitation on campus and outside. I intend to lobby the University to create and design policies and programmes that can identify racism and help in preventing discrimination. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

STUART SUTTON (STAND UP!) Hello there! As a coloured person with upbringings in many countries, I never felt a sense of belonging, until I came to UniMelb. It’s our diverse and multicultural POC community that made me feel truly at home. So naturally, I understand the struggles of race, racism and identity; and I’m always free to talk about such issues, or memes. Now, I can’t promise to overthrow the bourgeoisie, but I can work tirelessly to improve our community and repay y’all for making me feel wanted! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

VARUSHA WIJESINGHE (STAND UP!) Hey, my name is Varusha and I’m a first-year biomedicine student. I understand the importance of having a safe and representative environment for people of colour at university, having grown up in a largely white community in Melbourne. The university is a place where there are students from many

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ELECTIONS diverse backgrounds, so I would like to run for PoC Committee in order to ensure that the voices of students from these diverse backgrounds are adequately heard and represented in UMSU. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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NEHA AGARWAL (MORE!) Hi, I’m Neha Agarwal. I am an Indian student studying master’s in finance. Having experienced the American and Australian cultures, I know how profound the feeling of not belonging can be. My endeavour is going to be to make international students feel comfortable in their shoes and to appreciate, celebrate and recover cultures that have been erased historically. I’d also like to develop the conversation on intersectional feminism. My beliefs are rooted in love and inclusion and I look forward to bringing more of just that this year in everything I do.

A’BIDAH ZAID SHIRBEENI (MORE!) Hey, I’m A’bidah! I’m a second-year Arts student from Singapore. As an International Student, and a Person of Colour, I’ve stared down racism in the eye and understand the fear of being racially and/or religiously attacked in a country that isn’t your own. It’s 2018, and yes, racism still exists. It’s a challenge that majority of us People of Colour face and it’s scarier than it seems. Having gone through such, I want to be on the PoC Committee to not only combat racism, but to also be part of your support system and your home, away from home.

MAHA MASROOR (MORE!) Hey, students of UniMelb! I’m running for the PoC Committee because I want to represent all things and people of beautiful colours. I’m the perfect mix of this (PoC) and that (international) to relate to the troubles and joys of an average PoC on campus (trust me, the article ‘I am Brown before I am Human’ in a recent Farrago edition hits home everytime!). I want More! support, More! facilities, More! activities, More! safe spaces, and most importantly, a More! exhilarating university experience for ya’ll. If you wanna know more about me, come chat with me during election week.

KA TANG (MORE!) I am an ABC who has been torn between my Chinese and Australian identity. I so furiously wanted to get myself as far away as I could from my Chinese identity, but as I grew up, I realised that it should be something that I’m proud of. Through my personal development and growth, I have come to understand the discourses surrounding ones identity and belonging and how a lack of representation of PoC in the media can seriously affect other individuals. As a hopeful committee member, I hope learn new things and look at issues in a new perspective.

ALLEN XIAO (MORE!) I’d start with some inspirational tumblr quote, but when your life is sucked up by Biomed you’re a bit too sleep deprived to be creative. Born in China and raised in Australia, I’ve always been passionate about minority voices and their representation in the wider community- which despite many great strides (shoutout to Lee Lin Chin) is sadly still lacking. At a time where intolerance is on the rise, I want to make a stand for understanding against stereotyping, learning over ignorance. Get around it, make your voice heard- and vote!

EZRA BANGUN (MORE!) Heya, Ezra here! Although the world has become more progressive, there are still ignorance and hate within some

people towards those who are different to themselves. As an international student, I believe that I could be a great addition to the PoC committee, contributing perspectives on the issues facing international students. I believe that the PoC department is responsible in aiding the welfare of and providing safe space for PoC. However, it would be amazing for PoC to go even further, helping in enhancing understanding and acceptance between PoC of different backgrounds as well as non-PoC. More! culture, More! Love.

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Hey! I’m Nour. Not Nora. Just Nour. As an Egyptian-Saudi Arabian woman who lived in the States for a bit, no one knows why I ended up in Australia. I barely know myself, but I do know that I love it here. However, it, like any other place, comes with its disadvantages. What helped me feel the safest given these circumstances is the People of Colour department. I feel understood and respected in that space, and it has definitely helped me adjust to my stay in Australia. I’d love to help do the same for incoming students of colour.

QUEER COMMITTEE SHANA COCHRANE (STAND UP!) Hey, I’m Shana and I’m a first year Arts student. I believe there needs to be an emphasis on creating an inclusive and safe environment for all students, regardless of their gender identity or sexual orientation. As a queer person, I have actively been involved in the incredible work of organisations, such as Equal Love, in their attempt to improve the situation of LGBTQ+ communities. I am hoping to join UMSU so that everyone is given the opportunity to voice their opinion, feel comfortable, and challenge the peril of queerphobia in society and university. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

SALONI SWAMINATHAN (STAND UP!) My name is Saloni and i’m running for Queer Committee with Stand Up! The queer community is such a beautiful, and diverse community and it would be amazing to be able to represent it at the University of Melbourne. I’d like to make sure that queer students feel supported with more events, and targeted advocacy for issues like queer homelessness, gender neutral bathrooms, as well as mental health support. There are so many things that impact queer students that can be fixed with the Queer Department, and I think Stand Up! can do that! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

MAX TATT (STAND UP!) My name is Max and I’m studying a Bachelor of Arts at Melbourne. I’m running with Stand Up! because ensuring that queer students are represented and treated in an equal manner as non-queer students at University is extremely important, especially when aiming to make University accessible and welcoming to all students, no matter their sexual orientation. Continuing to create an environment where queer students are celebrated and are welcomed through accessibility to support services, a variety of events and communal queer spaces is very important to me as a queer individual! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

SADAH WEBSTER (STAND UP!) Hi! I’m Sadah and I’m running for Queer Committee! I believe that the University fails to deliver on many of the things it advertises in its marketing like the quality of the student experience and the level of support for students, ESPECIALLY for students who identify as queer or questioning. Rely on me to use my position in the committee to direct the Queer department and its officers to keep calling loudly on the university to do better for this community and to hold the

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ELEANOR RYAN (STAND UP!) Hi! I’m Ellie and I’m a first year law student. I’m running for the Queer Committee because I think that UMSU has a key role to play in making both social and educational spaces at university welcoming and safe for queer people. As a law student, I know that there is a lot more that the law school could be doing to teach our subjects in a queer-friendly way. I’m keen to hear from other queer students how other faculties could improve and advocate to academic staff for those changes. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

THOMAS RANDS (STAND UP!) Hi my name’s Tom and I wanna be on Queer Committee! Life as a queer student is difficult. We have higher rates of mental illness, housing is more precarious, and we have to worry about institutional homophobia at nearly every level of the university. I want to be on Queer Committee because I believe that the student union can fix this! A strong Queer Department not only supports queer students within UMSU, but it can talk to the university to ensure that all students feel supported and safe in the community. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

MICHAEL HANGGODO (STAND UP!) Hi! My name’s Michael and I’m running with Stand Up! for Queer Committee! Being a queer student at the University of Melbourne means that I get to be a part of a amazing community that supports and cares for each other and I think the role of the Queer Department is to help foster and nurture this community. If I am elected, I will advocate as best I can for greater and better support for Queer students at this university, especially those who are not in the position to be out, vocal and loud. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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EZRA BANGUN (MORE!) YAS, Ezra here! Though the world has become a better place for queer people (YAS marriage equality), there are still unsettling rifts between some people. I believe that I could be a great addition to the committee as I embrace identities that rarely mix together (Queer, international, PoC, religious, introvert). I believe that Queer department should provide safe spaces for queer students as well as providing discussion spaces between queer people and people outside the sphere. It is important to learn from each other. We all might be different, but that’s what makes the world awesome. More! YAS, More! love.

JACKSON YOUNG (MORE!) Hey there, my name’s Jackson, and I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners and social justice! If elected to Queer Committee I want to help make the already vibrant Queer Department more open and accessible to those who are questioning their sexual and gender identity, as well as help build on the welfare services provided by the department. By voting [1] for More!, you’re voting for a safer and more inclusive Union!

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A’BIDAH ZAID SHIRBEENI (MORE!) Hey, I’m A’bidah! I’m a second-year Arts student from Singapore. I’m a Queer Person of Colour and plot twist a Muslim (yes, we exist). I want to be on the Queer Committee because I believe that the people on the committee should be as diverse as the myriad of religions, sexual expression and gender that exist at University. I believe in the importance of visibility, which will push the committee to be more inclusive, loving and above all, accepting, regardless of one’s identity and beliefs. I’m unapologetically me, and I want to help you be unapologetically you too.

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RAPH CANTY (MORE!) Hi, I’m Raph! The UMSU Queer department is such a vibrant and supportive community which I’m grateful to be part of. It’s helped me to find myself and I want every student at this University to have the same opportunity as I’ve had to feel supported in discovering their sexuality. I’m aware of the great diversity which exists within our community, and I hope that I can contribute my portion of queer identity to the committee, which will continue to support and provide a safe space for all students under the LGBTIAQ+ umbrella and beyond.

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ERICA WILD (STAND UP!) My name is Erica and I’m running for VCA Committee because I think this school fosters an incredible environment of creatives coming together to further our craft, but I also think there are many ways in which it needs improving. The study conditions which we are subjected to are unacceptable. The hours which we are expected to work are disgraceful. The conditions in which many students are expected to live in to survive are deplorable. These things need to change and I believe Stand Up! will bring about those changes. Stand Up! Vote [1] Stand Up! for a better VCA.

HAYLEY EDWARDS (STAND UP!) Hey, my name is Hayley and I’m a first year acting student at VCA. i have spent 6 months on this campus being subject to subpar conditions and experiencing entirely unprofessional treatment and I will not continue to stand for being educated in this environment. I want to be on VCA Committee because I want to stand up (!) to a system that forces us to work unjust hours under outrageous conditions. We deserve an UMSU that stands with us and advocates for us. Stand with me for the campus we deserve and Vote [1] Stand Up! for a better/ over word count

NOAH HUXTABLE (STAND UP!) I’m Noah and i’m a third year production student. I’m the angriest student that’s come out of VCA - I’ve had classmates disappear because of stress, i’ve been forced to study 80 hour weeks, and the amount of OHS violations that i’ve encountered can be counted on two hands. VCA needs to be fixed, 8/40 of my course dropped out this year alone. We need more than BBQs - it needs proper advocacy by UMSU to make students lives better. I think Stand Up! Is the ONLY ticket that can do that. For a better VCA campus, Vote [1] Stand Up!

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MOLLY WARD (STAND UP!) My name’s Molly, I’m a second year production student. VCA is rife with student welfare issues. Construction has overtaken our entire campus and taken away most of our student spaces, we have little support from our student services, and we’re overworked in our courses. What’s the point of having a student association if they are not actively campaigning to stop these issues - im sick of events that dont address these issues. We need a union that can fix these issues, we need a union with Stand Up! Vote [1] Stand Up! For a better VCA.

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WELFARE COMMITTEE JANE MICHELLE SERRAO (MORE!) I am sure most of you have heard about the Welfare Department and the events they hold during the semester. Breakfasts every day, free yoga, Zumba and meditation classes and also campaigns with other departments. Being a second-year student, I can relate to the hectic student life and troubles. I have enjoyed being part of Welfare and had one of the best years helping them organise amazing events for the student community. I want to be able to help the department continue providing these amazing events and organise many more so that students get their money’s worth.

SAMANTHA TIRTAJAYA (MORE!) Hello! My name is Samantha Tirtajaya and I’d love to be a member of the Welfare Committee. I am a second year Bachelor of Commerce student and thoroughly enjoyed my experience volunteering with UMSU Welfare last semester. Welfare is an integral part of UMSU and I am passionate about supporting the non-academic aspect of the student life. Through my position, I would like to promote the Welfare services to students so you can have More! free breakfast, yoga and Zumba!

best university experience possible. The time we have at uni is short and memorable, and we are here to make the experience more perfect. This is Kash Ngan here, and I will be here to perfect your Uni life.

KAMOL KIN (MORE!) Hi, Kamol here, joining More! Welfare committee this year I plan to introduce many exciting activities to better the wellbeing of students, focusing on food. Let’s be real, who in Unimelb doesn’t love a good free snag and drink at south lawn? But we all know those fatty sausages can’t be good for you. That is why I hope to expose students to other options to benefits both your body, your mind, and your tongue (most important). With events like breakfast club, free sandwich, fruit day, your boy got you covered for free eats that is beneficial to your wellbeing.

OUYANG XIONG (MORE!) Hello, I’m Ouyang Xiong and would love to run for Welfare Officer. I am passionate about solving the issues and fighting for the best interest of all students. As your officer, I committed to consistently provide services and benefits for you with the more inclusive, enjoyable and supportive experience, to ensure your wellbeing including standing against bullying, discrimination and harassment on campus, to continue and expand the Food bank, Community Involvement Program, Stress Less week and other help services, and to run a campaign for an extension of the free tram zone . Vote 1 More! More Love!

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Hi, everybody, this is Siming Hao, you can also call me Mike. It’s a great honour to be running for welfare committee. The department provides students many extracurricular events, and is a vital point of call for many. My plan for next year is to focus on those events that get high feedback from you and make them More! interesting, so that they can not only make you feel the beauty of uni life, but also solve your puzzles and make Melbourne uni and welfare another home for you. If you want a More! vibrant campus, vote [1] More!

SHI MEEN YEO (MORE!) Being quite the oddball, I have always enjoyed making my friends laugh! Being in the welfare committee gives me the opportunity to be able to brighten the days of many other students who might need an extra boost for a day at uni! I hope to be able to encourage them to stress a little less and live a little More! If you want More! for your student union, More! fun, More! laughs, and a More! passionate and compassionate student representative, vote [1] More!

JESSICA MADANAYAKE (STAND UP!) Hi everyone! My name is Dani, and I’m currently completing my Masters in Creative Writing, Publishing and Editing. I’m running for a position on the Welfare Committee. During my first semester at university, I was involved in the Community Involvement Program. I did 90.5 hours of volunteering, and was also the Social Media Manager for the department’s Instagram page. Having gotten so involved in the department, I would love to be able to commit myself to this role and continue to help to further improve the department. Please vote for me and Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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NGAN KASH (MORE!) As a Design student, we experience huge pressures from upcoming assignment every second. Don’t we deserve time to rest and receive support? That’s why I’m running for Welfare committee. We need change and all of us deserve support when we need it. The Welfare Department is the best way for us to support students and make sure everyone has the

Hey, my name’s Emma, I’m in my first year of arts, and I’m running for the Welfare committee! I believe that UMSU welfare does such an important job at our university in helping and supporting every student. This is especially important for students like myself who come from interstate or disadvantaged backgrounds, and don’t have much of a safety

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ELECTIONS net. I would love to be able to help support other students in this situation by supporting programs like the food bank, the free breakfasts, and advocating for better mental health services on campus. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

DEAN KAROPOULOS (STAND UP!) Hi! At the beginning of the year, I was new to Melbourne, and it was volunteering through Welfare that gave me my first group of friends and made me feel at home. I’m running for a position on the Welfare committee as I’d love to be able to give back to the incredible people in this department, and to see Welfare services extended to give a broader range and number of people the experience I was lucky enough to have. Student’s welfare comes first, and I’m ready to work hard for it. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

NADINE NEWELL (STAND UP!) Hi! I’m Nadine and I’m a first-year science student. I empathise with the stress of university lifestyle and I want to help students manage any burdens they may carry from any background. I believe everyone should be able to have access to basic needs and services. Services and activities that improve, help and most importantly are fun and welcoming for students. Welfare provides a lending hand to anyone that needs it. By being a representative on the committee I can speak your concerns and needs and fight to have them addressed by UMSU. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

WOMEN’S COMMITTEE NICOLE NGUYEN (MORE!) Hi! I’m Nicole and I’m running for the Women’s Department, where we are not there to woo men. I’m here to promote autonomy: a term that embodies freedom and independence while being mindful of others. I want this concept to be more widespread in our community, so that everyone feels safe and respected. To achieve these goals, we must not only empower ourselves but support each other in order to create change. To do this, I aspire to slam gender stereotypes and provide emotional catharsis for all women, and want to fight to create a safer campus for all students.

NURUL JUHRIA BINTE KAMAL (MORE!) Hey! I’m Juhria, a second-year Arts student doing Media and Politics from Singapore. Being a female international student, I’ve unfortunately experienced some discrimination that no one should go through — and I will try my darn best to stop this from happening to anyone. I’m passionate about women empowerment and creating a safe space which shields us from the harshness of a patriarchal system (fight me!). I understand the importance of having an accessible platform for our voices and having familiar faces representing the community to foster inclusivity — something I will actively fight for when voted into the committee.

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My name is Christian Gioia and I’d like to be apart of the UMSU Welfare Committee, because I know personally University life can be tough enough even when you’re in a secure position. Having finished my Bachelors in Commerce and now commencing a Masters in IT, I’ve got a pretty solid understanding of what Melbourne University offers its students in terms of support and what its sorely missing out on. I believe together as united front we can provide students the resources necessary to navigate University’s challenges with greater ease. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

Hey! I’m Nour. As an Egyptian-Saudi Arabian woman you could say I’ve experienced a fair bit of anger from unfair first-hand experiences. I’m always working towards channelling that anger in respect and understanding for WoC. I truly believe that cooperation in the quest of ameliorating women’s issues and abolishing gender norms should be a norm amongst all members of all communities. I aim to embody intersectionality in order to ensure that all women and non-binary students have access to resources that accommodate their varied needs. Rather than providing you a voice, my goal is to help you amplify your own.

HANNAH LI (STAND UP!) Hi, my name’s Hannah and I’m running for the Welfare Committee with Stand Up! because from my first day at uni the Welfare Department has touched me. From the free breakfasts, to the food bank, to the meditation classes and stress less week, the Welfare department has the ability to positively impact every students experience at Melbourne Uni. I want to be part of not only keeping the programs it runs thriving but introducing new programs to further its reach. I believe that Stand Up! is the ticket that can do that. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

TALLULAH DUFFY (MORE!) My names Tallulah, I’m a second-year science student majoring in pathology. I’m running for women’s committee because I recognise that women still aren’t offered the support they deserve on and off campus. Sexual violence is still a huge issue for students and women and I believe the university isn’t doing enough to protect and empower females. Vote [1] for More! And I’ll make sure more pressure is put on the University to end violence against women and provide safety and support for the whole student body.

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ALEC WATT (STAND UP!) Hey my name is Alec Watt and I`ll be running for a place in the welfare committee representing Stand Up! I believe that your wellbeing is an essential part of your life on campus, because being in a good state in terms of wellbeing will only work to maximise your time at university! I want to make sure that any issues that you may face which directly affect your welfare on campus are made known, and we will strongly advocate on your behalf to ensure your voice is heard! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

I’m a first-year arts student (cue unemployment jokes) that know more can and should be done for women at this university. Chuck a 1 for More! And in return I will promote recognition and acceptance for all people who identify as women, INCLUDING trans women. Perhaps more importantly I will work to address absolutely appalling culture of sexual assault on campus. The services for students affected are insufficient; the consequences for perpetrators are nonexistent. If elected I will do everything to push for the equality of ALL women and appropriate support and recognition for us all. Smash the patriarchy.

KA TANG (MORE!) As a woman, I have experienced first hand, of the inequalities that we have to go through daily. Through my knowledge and experience on the matter, I hope to bring a sense of comfort

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OUYANG XIONG (MORE!) Hello, Ouyang Xiong here, I would love to run for Women’s Officer. I am passionate about fighting for the women’s rights and support women students with a prominent voice. To ensure all women students to feel safe and supported both on and off campus, we will run safety on campus campaign, continue and improve the intersectional groups, and bring new initiatives like providing opportunities for women students to advance their practical skills needed for career. If elected, we’ll involve more women in to make the campus a inclusive, supportive and safe place.

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EVA ADDINSALL (STAND UP!) My name is Eva Addinsall and I am a feminist, and I want to be elected because I want EVERYONE to be a feminist too. I want the union to fight for those who identify as a woman or non-binary, to push the importance of consent and continue the conversation on toxic masculinity. I am sick of men at the university making decisions about issues which disproportionately affect women, and I want our voices to be privileged, taken seriously and ACTED UPON. If you want to see real progress for women on campus, Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

RHEA MADAN (STAND UP!) Hi, I’m Rhea. I’m a first year arts student and I’m running for Women’s Committee with Stand Up! I’m originally from Delhi and I detest seeing the violence against and mistreatment of women that is prevalent in my hometown reflected to any extent on the campus that I choose to call home. Sexual violence is a pandemic at this university and I believe we should stand together and stand up against. I want to see the culture that causes sexual violence ended and this is why I’m running for Women’s Committee with Stand Up! Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

NAOMI SMITH (STAND UP!) Hi, I’m Naomi and I’m passionate about making this campus a safer and more accessible place for people who identify as women. The UMSU women’s department offers great support systems and resources for women. However, I feel that often our University administration fails us on pressing issues. As a student, I have encountered many issues that disproportionately affect women. I’m running for the women’s committee because I think it’s important that we advocate for: a safer campus, more access to and for funding for counselling services, and support for students facing financial hardship. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

SHERRY DU (STAND UP!) Hi there! I’m Sherry - a fourth year science/music student. Having experienced a fair few years of student life on campus, I think it is more important now than ever to let the female

student voice be heard and I want to assist in creating a smoothly operating university space that is inclusive of everyone. The Women’s department is a safe environment that values equality, and offers support to femme-identifiers no matter their background. It is my goal to further enhance this culture and promote the education of females in all areas. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

CHRISTINE SEMERDJIAN (STAND UP!) Hello! I would love the opportunity to be on the Women’s Committee in 2019, contributing to the ongoing work of the department in addressing women’s barriers to education. I want to ensure that University is a safe place for all women, through continuing the department’s commitment to the ‘End Rape on Campus’ campaign. Accessibility to classes is also important. I want to make sure the department is doing all it can to lessen the risk of being burdened by the emotional labour that comes from past traumas, through the use of trigger warnings. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

SAM ZAMAN (STAND UP!) Hi, I’m Sam and I’m a second year science student running for the Women’s committee. As woman of colour, I have experienced the sexism and double standards within the South East Asian community and I believe we need greater diversity in the discussions of women and ensure all women and non-binary student are included. I’m very passionate about women’s sport and the promotion of the game. I want to ensure all women are given opportunities to get involved in all aspects of sport. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

GRACE SANDERS (STAND UP!) My names Grace Sanders and I’m running for womens committee because i’m angry. I’m angry about the rates of sexual violence on campus. I’m angry about hazing and I’m angry that the womens department has to focus on sexual assault instead of the infinite other issues that the patriarchy has caused for women. I’m running for womens committee because I want to be part of ending sexual violence on our campus and starting to focus on ending a new form of oppression women face, there are so many. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower yourself!

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DESIREE CAI (MORE!) Hi my name is Desiree, and I love student unions. I love the University of Melbourne Student Union here on campus, but I also believe that it is so important that the national representative union in Australia- the National Union of Students is performing at its best. When there are federal attacks to higher education and student welfare, it is so

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ELECTIONS important that there is a national body to coordinate strong campaigns on our issues and represent all students. That’s why i’m running for delegate and that’s why i’ll be fighting for a transparent, effective National Union if I’m elected.

fight for a student union that fights for us! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for NUS Delegate - we make a/ over word limit

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The NUS has the ability to empower students to stand up for the issues that matter to them. NUS can bring students together to fight against cuts to education and new start and push for change in the ways universities handle sexual assault and harassment on campus. I want to be your NUS delegate because I want Melbourne Uni’s voice to be loud and proud on those issues and many others. Our campus should be at the forefront of fighting for students and I believe being a strong voice in the NUS is where that starts.

Hi, I’m Nick and I’m running for National Union of Students Delegate with Melbourne Socialists. NUS is the peak representative body for students in Australia. It’s organised campaigns to win marriage equality, to fight attacks to education, demand free education and to force the government to stop spending millions of dollars on arms manufacturing. These campaigns have been organised because socialists have been elected as representatives. I want to continue that work and fight for a student union that fights for us! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for NUS Delegate - we make a difference

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Hi, I’m Jack – a first year Arts student. The National Union of Students is the only peak representative body for tertiary students and it has never been more important. The NUS runs large-scale campaigns against the government’s war on students and it is vital that the NUS continues to get stronger. I’d like to ensure that UMSU builds its relationship with the NUS and represent you at the NUS National Conference.

NAOMI SMITH (MORE!) Hi I’m Naomi and I believe that the NUS has the power to advocate for students across the country and represent our interests, but it can only do this effectively when we support it while also looking at areas for improvement. I want to make NUS National Conference more accessible to all students, and I want to write policy that will directly benefit University of Melbourne students. I want to be your voice at conference and fight for a strong and progressive national union, because only then can they properly support us and our campus.

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JOSHUA BRUNI (MORE!) Howdy! My name is Josh, I’m from Doncaster, and I’m here to help. For too long, the National Union of Students has been dominated by unrepresentative special interest groups, which do not consider the interests of ordinary students. I’m here to change that. If elected, I will be a passionate advocate of increasing the transparency of the organisation, including live streaming its National Conference. NUS needs to make itself more accessible, otherwise it will remain an undemocratic institution. I will forcefully push for change from within, including cutting down on wasteful spending, and greater cooperation with other national student bodies.

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TERENCE TAYLOR (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Terence and I’m running for National Union of Students Delegate with Melbourne Socialists. NUS is the peak representative body for students in Australia. It’s organised campaigns to win marriage equality, to fight attacks to education, demand free education and to force the government to stop spending millions of dollars on arms manufacturing. These campaigns have been organised because socialists have been elected as representatives. I want to continue that work and fight for a student union that fights for us! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for NUS Delegate - we make a difference

SHONTELLE FISHER (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Shonty and I’m running for National Union of Students Delegate with Melbourne Socialists. NUS is the peak representative body for students in Australia. It’s organised campaigns to win marriage equality, to fight attacks to education, demand free education and to force the government to stop spending millions of dollars on arms manufacturing. These campaigns have been organised because socialists have been elected as representatives. I want to continue that work and fight for a student union that fights for us! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for NUS Delegate - we make a difference

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ANNEKE DEMANUELE (MELBOURNE SOCIALISTS) Hi, I’m Anneke and I’m running for National Union of Students Delegate with Melbourne Socialists. I’m a former NUS education officer and want to continue to promote left wing campaigns in our national union. NUS has organised campaigns to win marriage equality, to fight attacks to education, demand free education and to force the government to stop spending millions of dollars on arms manufacturing. These were organised because socialists were elected as representatives. I want to continue that work and

Hi, I’m Emily and I’m running for National Union of Students Delegate with Melbourne Socialists. NUS is the peak representative body for students in Australia. It’s organised campaigns to win marriage equality, to fight attacks to education, demand free education and to force the government to stop spending millions of dollars on arms manufacturing. These campaigns have been organised because socialists have been elected as representatives. I want to continue that work and fight for a student union that fights for us! Vote [1] Melbourne Socialists for NUS Delegate - we make a difference

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ELECTIONS ALICE SMITH (STAND UP!) Hi guys, my name is Alice Smith and I’m a third year Arts student and the current Education Academic Office Bearer at UMSU. I had the privilege of being a NUS delegate to last year’s National Conference, and this meant I had the opportunity to write policy that directly affected University of Melbourne students. There is still a lot of work that needs to be done to reform the NUS but having had previous experience at the National Conference I feel I am in a good place to help make that change this year. Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

MOLLY WILLMOTT (STAND UP!) Hi, I’m Molly. I’m not going to write this statement and pretend that NUS is perfect. There are so many issues to do with its culture that needs to be changed. We need greater transparency and accountability from our national union. I do, however, believe that one cannot stand on the boundaries and yell. It’s scabby to do this to Australia’s peak student representative body. We need to get actively involved to make our union a stronger, more representative place for students, and thats why im running for delegate. Chuck a vote to Stand Up! Empower yourself AND NUS.

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NONI BRIDGER (STAND UP!) Hi! I’m Noni and I’m running for NUS delegate because I am passionate about student unionism and representation within student run organisations. I’ve attended many NUS conferences before, such as Education conference, National conference and the Network of Women Students Australia conference which have all been an enriching experience. I want to advocate for change within NUS and I see room for improvement from my previous experiences at conferences. I want to represent UMSU and the students of the University of Melbourne with their best interest in mind. Please consider me for this position when you Vote [1] Stand Up!

HANNAH BUCHAN (STAND UP!) Hey, my name is Hannah and I think the NUS is grouse. In fact, I think the N-U-S is the B-E-S(t)! The National Union of Students is the peak representative body for students and it’s really important that it acts in the best interest of students. Campaigns run by NUS make the government actually listen to students, and makes them become accountable for their actions when they try to make cuts to education. I would like to continue the relationship that UMSU has with NUS, and make sure that the voices of students are heard.

CONOR CLEMENTS (STAND UP!) As UMSU’s Education Public Officer for 2018, I have worked closely with the National Union of Students both on and off campus. The national union has an important role to play in the lives of students, and as a delegate for Melbourne University, I aim to have my say in shaping the policy for NUS in 2019. If elected, at National Conference, I will ensure that issues related to students are put first; things like opposing wage theft, campaigning for free higher education, and ensuring that we have a level playing field once we enter the job market.

RAJAN DOMINIC ROQUE ILAGAN (STAND UP!) Hi I’m Dom and I’m running for NUS delegate because I froth NUS. NUS is the peak body for student representation and it’s important that they hear the voices of all students that they represent. As much as I love NUS it has problems that can only be fixed with good representation of students across a wide range of background and experiences. I have previous experience with NUS conferences so I can see the what and how it needs to be fixed. Help me become delegate when you Vote [1] Stand Up! Empower Yourself!

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SSAF GRANTS: EXPLAINED

LILY MINIKEN GIVES YOU THE LOWDOWN ON GETTING MONEY FROM THE UNI

id you know that you could receive up to $250,000 for a project that would benefit students at the University of Melbourne? The Student Services and Amenities Fee (SSAF) grant program at the University provides students and staff with the opportunity to run initiatives that center around students and their work to fulfil the diverse needs of our student population. How it Works In 2012, the University introduced the annual Student Services and Amenities Fee (SSAF) to support the provision of nonacademic student services and amenities. This includes projects across a range of areas, including, but not limited to: “student clubs and societies; student services; transitioning new students; supporting diverse student cohorts; and student engagement”. The eligibility and guidelines are quite specific, so a quick look at the University’s website is a good place to start. The program supports projects that address one or more of the areas detailed in the SSAF legislation. Specifically, SSAF funding may be spent on providing food or drink to students on campus, supporting sporting and other recreational activities for students, or to support the administration of a student club. The SSAF grant may also be used to provide students with child care, legal services or to assist students in securing accommodation and insurance. The grant can be provided to help students with financial affairs or to obtain employment and career advice. This is not the exhaustive list however, with plenty more ideas listed on the website. How Can I Apply? The program is currently open for applications, closing Monday, 10 September 2018. You can apply through the University website listed below or through these links: For grants of $10k or under, apply here: https://unimelb.smartygrants.com.au/Round5FormA For grants over $10k, apply here: https://unimelb.smartygrants.com.au/Round5FormB Selection Criteria There are several criteria the selection committee considers when making their decision. This includes the project’s benefit to students, the degree of reach, the extent to which it addresses a service gap and the outcomes and success indicators of the project. In order to be selected, the project must involve collaboration across the University and have some alignment with the key principles of the SSAF, University strategy and student experience goals. The project must also

involve a commitment to consult student-related groups and engage students in decision-making. Successful projects may also involve commitments to address equity and diversity goals and representation of student groups, cohorts and campuses. Previous Recipients 2017’s round three grant recipients included 41 students and staff who received funds between $555–$249,042, equating to a grand total of over $1.2 million! Student Hina Fukuda was given $5000 to fund her project entitled Personal and Professional Development Assist for Music Therapy students. According to Fukuda, “the project aimed to better support the students enrolled in the course of Master of Music Therapy in their personal and professional development. It was aimed to increase social networking opportunities for all students enrolled and organise professional development days financially supported by the university.” Fukuda is very grateful that she got to be involved in the Grant Program. “When we received the grant, it felt amazing that the University was acknowledging the need for all students no matter the size of the faculty. The grant enabled us to organise both social and professional development events that welcomed all music therapy students without them having to consider the cost of attendance resulting in a more positive learning environment for all students enrolled,” she said. If you are interested in applying, Fukuda has some great advice. “Just like any grant writing, the key thing to remember when applying is to make sure that your goals and objectives are aligned to the funding body’s key principles. Really consider what your students need and how the fund could best address them.” Get your SSAF Grant Program applications in by 10 September to create something great for students and staff at the University! Further Information For more material, check out the University’s website where you can download the official 2018 SSAF grants guidelines: https://provost.unimelb.edu.au/awards-grants-initiatives/ssafgrants For application assistance, please contact: Fleur Hickman, Chancellery (Academic and International) fhickman@unimelb.edu.au (03) 9035 4734

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Sitting on a river bank amongst papyrus reeds Actual location: behind Electrical & Electronic Engineering Building

Hiking through rocky landscape Actual location: next to South Lawn

Sometimes I walk past vegetation around uni and I get these momentary vibes, like I have been transported to another place in my mind. I want to share with you where I get transported to.

Lying on my back on a tropical island Actual location: Gate 10 near Grattan St

Battling harsh weather in a tundra wilderness Actual location: next to Old Arts building

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BARD TIMES: PART SEVEN

JAMES GORDON PRESENTS: “THESE BE THE STOPS THAT HINDER STUDY QUITE” It was 1578. William Shakespeare was 14 years old when he left school. Then he disappeared. Between 1578 and 1582, there is no documented evidence linking the bard to any job or location. Nobody knows what Shakespeare did in those years. Until now.

hakespeare was drumming his hands on a desk in the steady rhythm of iambic pentameter. He saw a book flung on the other end of the table: his complete works. He hadn’t dared to open it since he arrived in this place, only reading bits here and there, but not in any depth. He was worried, if he ever read his plays properly, he’d cause some paradox or mar his future genius by fondling words he shouldn’t see. On the cover was a quotation from a play he’ll one day write. To be or not to be. It sounded good, so good he ingrained it in his mind and noted to one day use it at a later time. But then he wondered, if he saw it first on paper and didn’t form it in his mind, then who originally wrote it? He wondered if anyone wrote it or if it was crafted by the Gods on scrolls of parchment and thrown into the world of mortal coils. He didn’t want to read his plays anymore. He wanted to be proud of his future work as work of his own. He was sitting at the desk with the book on the edge. Dan and his supervisor were sitting there too, smiling. For Shakespeare’s next assessment, he had to read his own works in more depth, and if he wanted to pass the subject and not fail as he did the semester prior, he needed an exemption or some help from his tutor. Dan stroked his chin, enjoying the power he now had. “Look, I’m happy to give you an exemption and you can write about something else, but it’ll come at a price.” “If you agree to read all of the articles that we’ve both written about you,” his supervisor said, “and to write your plays in accordance with our interpretations. Then we’ll pass you and you won’t even have to write a single essay.” “Thou hast little faith in your intelligence, so mindless must your writing be to warrant such desperate measures.” “Look, this is a generous offer,” his supervisor crowed, “and you can question our methods if you like, but please, realise we’re only trying to help you.” “But prithee, so dull is your writing, if I were to betwixt it about the lines of my plays your dryness would seep in.” “But it would make us the leading experts on Shakespeare,” Dan gloated. “Surely you can just study my play and attempt such a title. Surely your interpretations would be based on sound reason.” “Yes, well we like to be sure,” his supervisor said, “and of course you can refuse our offer, and you can read your own plays, which would… well who knows what would happen if you created a paradox?”

“Prithee, may I consider the scheme?” “Why, of course!” Dan and his supervisor were sitting in an office later that day, discussing their newfangled power and plotting the ideas they could ingrain in our bard’s mind that would harm the careers of their academic rivals. It was then that the professor of Shakespearean studies, David, knocked on their door. “Good afternoon, chaps. I just received an email from William Shakespeare.” Shakespeare was sitting in Union House with a Boost juice in his hand, waiting to hear back from Professor David concerning the advice he had sought. Some movement happened in his peripheral vision and Chloe then sat down by his side. They hadn’t spoken since their prior dispute. “Hey,” she meekly said. “Prithee, please accept my apology,” Shakespeare said. “My mind doth not rest in your modern ways. I do not mean to offend, only I lack the ability to act with decorum.” “Look, it’s a bit of a strange apology you made there, but I forgive you.” “Marry, I came to this world, I was so lost and confused. All folk in this modern place befuddle me, the sycophants and buffoons. But prithee, you’ve made me feel so welcome and so loved, and then I acted a fool.” “Thanks, mate.” “But prithee, I am lost. I love your wit and your mind. I want to spend time with you, and you’re a beautiful woman, but I don’t want to marry you. I am very confused.” “Yeah, mate, no need to get carried away. The feeling is mutual.” “But what is this feeling?” “Friendship.” That night, Shakespeare got an email. Dear students of Daniel Brady, I regret to inform you that Daniel and his thesis supervisor are guilty of academic misconduct and have hereby been made redundant. Daniel will be replaced with a more qualified and suitable tutor shortly. I will keep you all informed. Best, David

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FARRAGO TO INTRODUCE COUNSELLING PROGRAM FOR CONSERVATIVES AFFECTED BY SATIRE (CABS) F arrago has today announced a long-awaited counselling program for conservative politicians and students traumatised by increasingly poignant satire, stating that “everyone has a right to feel safe on campus”. The announcement comes in response to a series of highprofile incidents in which conservative students on campus, and even conservative politicians in Canberra, have been made to feel ostracised as their regressive and divisive politics fail to resonate with students at Australia’s most socially and culturally progressive university. One student, when approached by Farrago for comment, acknowledged she had felt misrepresented by recent articles: “I mean, I thought satire was supposed to be funny, and I’m totally okay with that. But the stuff I’ve been seeing lately… it just hits a little too close to home… I thought satire was meant to make me laugh about my Liberal Party membership, not feel ashamed of it.” When approached for comment, minister of home affairs

Peter Dutton was scathing in his response: “What we’ve seen from Farrago in recent months is simply a reflection of their declining editorial standards and frankly, a lack of maturity. To think that our gross human rights violations, systematic oppression of Indigenous peoples and apathy for the plight of the working class is something to be made light of is something that I find quite shocking. The University of Melbourne Student Union should be seriously considering how it allocates its funding.” While details of the program’s contents are yet to be announced, it is understood that there will be a focus on developing resilience and coping mechanisms that will empower participants to maintain a hardline stance on coal and immigration. It is rumoured that the program will feature a never-before-seen highlights package of the Howard years. For more information on the CABS program, or to register your interest in participating, please contact Farrago at editors@farragomagazine.com.

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NO PENS, NO PAPER DEMITRA LAZARAKIS ON WHY EDUCATION MATTERS TO HER

remember a moment vividly from when I was around 15 years old. I had spent the afternoon with my grandparents— Grandma Cornelia and Grandpa George, γιαγιά and παππού in Greek. On this particular day, I noticed one of my grandma’s little notes on the dining table. As my grandparents had no mobile phones, sometimes they would write notes to each other explaining that they had gone to their neighbour’s house, or to the shops. When I read the note, which said something like, “Γιώργο, πήγα στην Μαρίκα,” George, I went to Marika’s house, I realised that the spelling of “went” was wrong. I was surprised to find that my grandmother, a native Greek speaker, had misspelled such a common word. I was even more surprised, however, that I, a third-generation Greek, knew the correct way over her. It was a few years later that I fully understood why. When I was younger and my parents were at work, my sister and I were looked after by my grandparents on the school holidays. They would take us to the shops, to the park and sometimes even to McDonald’s. We would watch TV together, play hide-and-seek and draw pictures. Towards the end of the day, Grandpa would give us a notepad and pens. It was time to write an essay—in Greek—about what we had done that day. So, my sister and I would produce a short paragraph in Greek about our trip to the shops, or the park, or what we had watched on TV. And my grandpa would read over it and mark it. He always gave us δέκα από δέκα. Ten out of ten. Sometimes, when my grandma was finished with the cooking and dishes, she would come to sit with us on the couch and read. It was from a small book that most Greek children have come across before, which contains passages for beginners of the Greek language, right through to pages for more advanced learners. Usually she would read to us, but sometimes she asked us to read to her. I remember the feeling of satisfaction I had whenever I read from the longer, more difficult passages. My grandparents, all four of them, taught me Greek. I attended Greek school for 12 years which taught me more refined ways of speaking and writing, but if it weren’t for my grandparents I would never have been able to practise what I learnt at school, and I would lack confidence in my abilities.

I have a strong passion for education. I’ve wanted to be a teacher for many years. I love the idea of working in a school, of passing my knowledge onto others and being surrounded by young people. I’m currently studying a Bachelor of Arts with a double major in English and History. I hope to get my Masters in Secondary Education when I’ve completed my first degree. When my Grandma Cornelia was a little girl, she also wanted to be a teacher. Her older brother adored her, and one day he said, “Αυτή θα την κάνω δασκάλα.” I’m going to make this one a teacher. But that didn’t happen. Growing up in Kariani, a small village in Macedonia (Northern Greece), my grandmother, Cornelia Lazarakis, barely had the opportunity to finish primary school. She began school with the first grade. She wasn’t very interested in writing or maths, but she loved religious studies. And she loved the social side of school—playing outside with all the children during break time. She got along with everyone and never had a fight with any of the other children. Well, except for an incident with a shoe falling down the toilet, but that was proven to be an accident and resolved within a day. My grandmother was half way through fifth grade when her teacher had to speak to her mother. He asked her why she wasn’t attending class often and told her that if this continued he would have to hold her back a grade. The reason, her mother had told him, was that Cornelia needed to work at the family’s farm. So, my grandmother dropped out of school then and there, half way through fifth grade. My grandmother never really met her father. He died when she was two. With no men in the house after the death of her older brother, working the farm was left up to my grandmother, her mother and her older sister. She had no time for school. After all, her sister had only completed two grades. A few years later, the Greek government made it compulsory that all children complete primary school. She attended a night school in order to finish the rest of fifth and sixth grade. This way she had time to work during the day.

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One night, she remembers coming home from school to find a προξενήτρα, a matchmaker, in her house. They wanted to arrange her marriage. This was very common for young Greek women during the period. My grandmother said no. She didn’t want to get married just yet, especially to someone she didn’t know. In 1955, aged 18, my grandmother obtained her primary school certificate. Having just become an adult, she completed primary school with average marks. After all these years, she still has a copy of the certificate, along with my grandfather’s. She showed them to me last week, all yellow and tattered as they were. You should have seen my grandfather’s eyes. They were bright with pride. My grandfather, George Lazarakis, grew up in Peramos, another village in Macedonia (Northern Greece). He was meant to start primary school at the age of seven. But due to the occupation of Greece by the Axis Powers (1941–1944), schools had shut down. My grandfather was nine when the Bulgarians left Greece, and so his first two years of primary school were compressed into six months. After that, grades resumed at their normal length of one year. At his school, there were no pens or pencils. Students often used chicken feathers and ink to write. The majority of students didn’t even own notepads to write on. Most used paper shopping bags. My grandfather loved school. He was an excellent student, fantastic at both maths and writing. He fondly remembers the day his teacher read out his essay as an example of great work to his classmates. He finished primary school in 1950, aged 13. His teacher praised his smarts and encouraged him to go to secondary school. But his father had no money to pay for a secondary education. Many years later when travelling back to Greece to visit family, my grandfather bumped into his teacher. As this one teacher had taught him for all subjects, and as he was a bright student, both remembered each other clearly. His teacher asked, “Τι κάνεις; Πως είσαι;” What are you up to? How are you? “Τώρα είμαι αλλού,” he replied. Now I’m elsewhere. Of course, by this stage, my grandparents—along with approximately 160,000 other post-war Greek migrants, had left his homeland and built a brand new life for himself and his family in a foreign land—Australia.

My other grandfather, Dimitri Tsamoudakis, was born in a village called Kalamos on the small Aegean island of Ikaria. His education was also disrupted by a shortage of teachers, and money of course. The Greek Civil War (1946–1949) contributed significantly. The trek to school was a long one, and he was usually barefoot. He had one pencil. However, he loved school and was a very bright student. When he completed primary school at the age of 13, his teacher urged him to consider secondary school. He asked my grandfather to speak to his father about it. But my grandfather never mentioned it to his father. They were a family of seven living in poverty. Secondary school was impossible. So, he left his village to work in various jobs before becoming a sailor. Grandpa Dimitri was a little reluctant to share his experience with me. Reflecting on such hardships isn’t easy. Helen Tsamoudakis, my other grandmother, was born in the village of Poliani, Kalamata (Southern Greece). It was difficult to find information about her education, but I do know that she didn’t complete primary school because she, like Grandma Cornelia, had to work on a farm. The next type of education she received was in her preparations to come to Australia. Males were usually given priority in migrating to Australia during the post-war period, however, in 1956 a program was established to enable single women to migrate. Held in Athens, it trained young females for domestic work in Australia while teaching them basic English. My grandmother undertook this training before migrating to Australia in her early 20s, alone. So, after learning about these stories, my Grandma Cornelia’s misspelt note holds greater significance. When my grandparents ask me how school is going, or how I went in my exams, their experiences run through my mind. They inspire me to embrace the opportunities denied to them. They give me a sense of pride in all that they’ve achieved in their lives, despite social barriers. And they make me eternally grateful. Let’s not forget how privileged we are to live in a country in which we’re entitled to 12 years of free, decent education. Especially when so many today are still denied it.

ART BY NICOLA DOBINSON

MELBOURNE FIRST, JAKARTA LAST SHAMIRA NATANAGARA INTERVIEWS STEPHANUS BUDIMAN ABOUT LEAVING THE HOMOPHOBIC HOMETOWN BEHIND

“S

ave Indonesian Families from the LGBT Movement”, the poster says. An actual poster for an actual event, arranged by the organisation of Indonesia’s government officials’ wives (Dharma Wanita Union) to commemorate World Autism Awareness Day and Kartini Day, a national holiday to celebrate Indonesian feminist hero Raden Adjeng Kartini. So how is the anti-LGBTQI+ topic relevant? “I hate Indonesia,” Stephanus Budiman said, while laughing. “Not the country, but the people there. Most of the people there.” The narrow-mindedness makes him sick. Indonesians are, according to Stephanus, living in a bubble. They know what’s happening in the world but they refuse to comprehend foreign ideas—one of them being homosexuality. “I have no idea. If I were in Jakarta and didn’t go abroad for my studies, I can’t imagine how different I would be and whether I’d still be in the closet or not.” Stephanus and I both grew up in Jakarta, the capital city of Indonesia where homophobia can be easily encountered. The mere sight of two guys hugging each other somehow raises the ire of the city’s middle-aged women. “Have fear in God!”—I imagine them yelling. Acting as though they’re entitled to

shaming others; people they don’t even know. And this isn’t fiction. A woman in South Jakarta recently called out two guys for hugging, who turned out to be siblings. It also doesn’t help when the authorities view homosexuality as a crime. In October 2017, a Jakarta gay sauna was raided and 58 men were arrested. As if questioning them wasn’t enough, the police posted photos of them halfnaked on social media, sparking controversy over their public shaming. Of course I was curious. I had to ask Stephanus whether Jakarta’s homophobic environment scares him or not. Full of confidence, he answered, “I don’t feel afraid of people seeing me as a gay person anymore … I’m gay anyway so maybe [they] should see me as a gay person—because I am gay.” A combination of white sneakers, a simple men’s t-shirt and a canvas tote bag is his go-to look. Standing at around five feet, eight inches tall, his piercing eyes and broad shoulders give him quite an intimidating look. To some of his friends, Stephanus’ appearance isn’t “gay enough” yet others have told him that he is “the gayest person they’ve ever met”. In Jakarta, gay men are commonly perceived as highly effeminate. Strangers never recognise that Stephanus is homosexual because he doesn’t fit that stereotype.

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CONTENT WARNING: MENTAL HEALTH, RELIGIOUS DISCRIMINATION AND HOMOPHOBIA

“I have this weird mentality of wanting [strangers in Jakarta] to know that I’m gay just to piss them off.” If you’ve ever overheard a Chinese–Indonesian man casually talking about their lifestyle as a gay man loudly at a mall in Jakarta, there’s an 80 per cent chance that they might have been Stephanus. He deliberately wants to trigger the homophobes. “But I have that sort of mentality because Jakarta is a temporary vacation. So if they wanna hate me they’re not gonna be able to do anything, because I will go back to Melbourne. I can run away.” For the last five years, Melbourne has become his sanctuary, his safe space, his home. The city makes him feel protected from the hatred, intolerance and Indonesia’s overall LGBTQI+ moral panic. Initially, Stephanus didn’t plan on pursuing his university degree in Melbourne. But ever since his arrival in 2013, the city’s laid-back environment has helped him flourish. Living in Melbourne plays a huge role in Stephanus’ journey of coming out as a gay man, which, like many others, consists of endless worries and self-loathing. Especially since his sexuality goes hand in hand with the mental health disorder that he has; it was quite a journey for him to finally love and accept himself. Interestingly, it was the University of Melbourne that made him realise. As a Psychology student at the University, Stephanus took a subject that thoroughly discussed mental health illnesses. “It’s this thing called generalised anxiety disorder. When studying it I was like, ‘Oh, I can relate so much to the symptoms.’ I looked back at what may have caused it to develop and thought maybe it’s because I keep repressing my own sexuality—without even telling anyone, without even accepting myself, without loving myself.” Becoming aware of how being in the closet negatively affects his mental health encouraged Stephanus to slowly come out. He considers this more of a process of accepting himself rather than merely telling people about his sexuality, and it was truly a privilege to have gone through it while mostly living in Melbourne. Stephanus can’t imagine being exposed to a liberal and supportive environment if he had attended an Indonesian university. The University of Melbourne offers several support groups for people of the LGBTQI+ community, and in 2016, Stephanus decided to attend the University of Melbourne Student Union’s Coming Out Support Group. “It was a safe space to talk about your sexuality, your worries, and a lot of people [who attended] were adults of the LGBTQI+ community who shared their stories about how they came to terms with themselves.” And not only the university, but also Melbourne in general is welcoming towards the LGBTQI+ community. Seeing gay couples showing love and affection to one another in the streets is a refreshing sight, and Stephanus couldn’t help but to compare how positive Melbourne’s environment is for men like him compared to Jakarta, where homosexuality is very much condemned. Indonesian society used to be more tolerant. Dorce Gamalama, an openly trans woman of West Sumatran descent, was one of the country’s most respected TV presenters, singers, and comedians. The late Olga Syahputra was also one of Indonesia’s most popular TV presenters and was celebrated for his feminine persona. Olga often would appear on national television wearing a slightly worn V-neck t-shirt, one or two

LGBTQI+

necklaces, and sometimes a headband or ribbon in his hair. Fast-forward to Indonesia today: the government is still looking to criminalise homosexual sex. “Let’s just say it’s because Islam became the major religion in Indonesia. People use [LGBTQI+] to stir this kind of fear in the country and they use it as a political tool. So it’s not purely about the religion and how militant Indonesian muslims are but [the politicians] are just using [LGBTQI+] to create fear.” Much like Stephanus, Abdil Mughis Mudhoffir, PhD candidate in Politics at the University of Melbourne, believed that numerous politicians exploited “religious sentiments and racism” in the 2017 Jakarta governor election, and it will further be exploited in the upcoming 2019 presidential election. Through his writing on The Conversation, he explained, “[Rather than towards Islamic groups,] our concern and energy should instead be directed at the opportunistic political elites in the context of predatory democracy.” In his essay Behind Indonesia’s LGBT Moral Panic, Boby Andika Ruitang said, “The rise of vocal LGBT movements in Indonesia is a huge slap for the religious conservative right, because LGBTs dare to defy the patriarchal standards in which relationships should be formed,” he explained. “So of course, the religious right went on a moral panic and started to be more vocal.” Meanwhile in Melbourne, Stephanus has the freedom to go on dates, meet different kinds of people, and enjoy everything that the city provides for the gay community—things that he couldn’t find back in his hometown. In the beginning of this year, he started seeing a psychologist—an openly gay psychologist (again, something that is non-existent in Jakarta). From guiding him to embrace his sexuality to giving LGBTQI+themed book recommendations, Stephanus’ psychologist has been nothing but supportive. “He recommended that I join a club of Asian gay men, ‘Gay, Asian, Proud’, and just told me to keep looking for gay friends so I’d feel more accepting of myself as a gay person.” Being in an accepting environment, receiving professional help, and socialising with people with similar experiences makes Stephanus feel more and more loved every day. It was one hell of a journey, but coming out has never been a regret. The support that he has in Melbourne makes him the bold, carefree person that he is today: a gay Indonesian man who is not afraid to discuss his gay lifestyle loudly in a Jakarta mall. When I asked Stephanus if he wanted to return to Jakarta after graduating, he said he had “mixed feelings”. Honestly, I was pretty surprised. He has explicitly said that he hates Indonesians, and he has been getting much better treatment in Melbourne, so I expected a hard no. “I guess you just can’t separate yourself from your home country no matter how hard you try.” Stephanus admits that he still cares for Indonesia. It’s his country of origin. News about how badly Indonesia treats the LGBTQI+ community, however, deeply saddens him, and that is more than enough for him to believe that he is rejected by his home. He always wishes the very best for Indonesia, but Stephanus feels that fighting to stay in Melbourne is much easier than fighting to change Jakarta—to change Indonesia. “This one Indonesian movie director, Paul Agusta, who has US citizenship. He has a husband, he can move to the US anytime he wants, becoming more accepted there. But he doesn’t want to. He thinks, ‘What right do you have to make me go from my own country? I love Indonesia.’ But that’s another story. That’s just not me.”

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FODDER FEATURE: VOX POP* B

eing an Asian who loves popular culture and media, I am always saddened by the fact that that there’s a distinct lack of represent-asian in the Australian media landscape. Sure, Lee Lin Chin is a badass, but even she can’t carry the weight of Australia’s Asian immigrant population on her exquisitely dressed shoulders. So when I saw that my good friend Wing Kuang was bringing a new show to Radio Fodder with two Asian cohosts—Beau Annoptham and Mark Yin—I couldn’t wait to sit down with them and have a chat about Vox Pop* (no, that asterisk isn’t a footnote, it’s a stylistic choice), a show all about student life. My favourite question to ask at the start of every interview: Who are your queens of music? Mark: My number one queen of music is the only queen of music—Ms Mariah Carey. Beau: Britney Spears. I grew up listening to her. Wing: I love K-pop and ACGN songs. Girls Generation and 2NE1 used to be my favourites. Now I fangirl Eir Aoi and Aimer. How did you all meet? Mark: We all met separately. I met Wing through student politics and I met Beau through... a student media project? Beau: We were filming a toilet video. Don’t ask. I met Wing through a host program. For those who haven’t listened before, what’s your show about? Mark: It’s tough to summarise! Like, our first episode was about lectures and our second was about dating apps. Beau: I guess each week, we come up with a theme and questions or topics we want to ask people about. We try to pick unusual themes or topics that people might have unpopular opinions about. Wing: It’s a really student-related show. It’s about the unusual experiences that colour students’ lives. How did you come up with the idea for your show? Beau: We were going to do a relationship advice type of show, which is funny, because none of us have been in a

relationship before. But we still wanted to do do a radio show together and include the love advice section in there. Mark: After the love advice idea got ditched, we wanted to do something about unpopular opinions, and I guess it just kind of kept going in that direction until we were just discussing opinions in general. Where did the name Vox Pop* come from? Mark: It’s a super literal title! Beau: We do vox pop interviews with random people around uni. Mark: Our vox pops and the thoughts of other students are literally the crux of our show. Wing: I got this idea from the old student newspaper Parkville Station. They have a section called ‘Vox Pop’ where they ask students for opinions. The newspaper sadly doesn’t exists anymore, but it did inspire the name of this show. We also have an asterisk at the end, but Facebook doesn’t let you have one for your page name. How are you enjoying your first season so far? Wing: It was a mess when we did the pilot, but things are going well now. Mark: Yeah, it’s been a struggle. It took us four takes to do our pilot episode. But it’s also a blast. I feel like our style and familiarity with radio just keeps getting better every episode. Beau: I’m enjoying the season so far. Interviewing people is great, because it’s so interesting to see different point of views that people have. The recording part was hard to get around it at first, but it’s pretty fun and I’m having a great time. What would you say to those thinking about doing a show on Radio Fodder next year? Mark: Do it! Wing: Give it a try. It’s hard at first, but it will gradually get better. Beau: I would really encourage people to do a radio show if they’re interested. There’s lots of preparation and stuff to do, but it’s really worth it, and you get to be the boss and come up with content. It really allows you to express your creativity and ideas that you have.

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PREPARED FOR THE APOCALYPSE S

BY AILSA TRAVES

ometimes, my pantry looks like a doomsday hoarder’s bomb shelter: cans everywhere. I’m honestly so ready for when the water wars start—Cormac McCarthy would be proud of my collection. Having moved four times in the last three months, there’s been a lot of food transported and, tragically, lost. Canned food has been my savior through this arduous process: it doesn’t go off, it’s easy to transport, and easy to cook when you haven’t unpacked half of your kitchen stuff. So here are a few tin-based recipes! Attempt One: Hot Chicks (I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS TITLE) Disclaimer: I detest when men refer to women as chicks. But I’m a woman, so I think I can reclaim this for humour purposes. By the way, only one ingredient in this recipe is actually from a tin. Take from that what you will. — 2 tins tinned chickpeas — Curry simmer sauce (you can use anything you like—my favourite is this one) — 1 bag spinach (optional) — Leftover pumpkin (also optional) Honestly, I have made this curry with just the chickpeas before and it was still great because the pre made sauce is actually decent. This is a good meal if you want to feel like you’ve cooked something but can’t be bothered properly cooking. The steps are: 1. Put chickpeas in pot 2. Add sauce 3. Add spinach 4. Eventually add some of that pumpkin that’s at the back of the fridge because you have been trying to use it for a week and it seems like it’s been there forever because pumpkins are HUGE and how am I supposed to use it all when I’m only feeding myself???? That’s it really. I tend to eat it with whatever leftover rice I have in my fridge and it’s pretty good, especially when the weather’s getting cold. This is something that you can really throw anything into, obviously. Attempt Two: Chili Sans Carne — 1 tin Mexican beans — 1 tin regular mixed beans — 1 tin crushed tomatoes — Chili con carne flavouring pack — Greek yogurt (because I forgot to buy sour cream but honestly, not that bad) LOOK. I know that lately my recipes have been lazy. But this is what I’ve been eating between my assignments and my new job. I’m just trying to survive thanks.

To make this: Dump everything in the pot and let it heat up. This is the major advantage of tinned foods: you can just heat them up rather than doing any substantial cooking. However, there can still be mishaps. When I made this in my tiny studio apartment with only one partially opening window and a broken induction fan, I set off my smoke alarm. Maybe I shouldn’t have added any oil (which in retrospect was probably not needed). Honestly, this is like the third time this has happened and no one has checked if I’m being burned alive—my building’s biggest concern seems to be that I do not open the door to my apartment so I don’t set off the main alarm. So I can’t tell if this is more a symptom of a) bad cooking or b) bad landlords. Regardless: this dish was pretty fab. The extra flavour in the Mexican beans was super delicious, while the normal beans were great as usual (and also about half the price of the Mexican beans). Fair warning: you’ll have leftovers for about a week. Bonus recipe: That Horrendous Overfilled Toastie Every Food Blogger Posts At Some Point My sandwich press is the most expensive thing in my kitchen. It was gifted to me for Christmas. To get it here, I made my dad bring it down as his only piece of luggage when he was staying for an overnight business trip. It is deeply, deeply precious to me. So, when it came to both the night of the Eurovision Song Contest and a night on which it was really critical to start my assignments, I made this monstrosity. — 2 slices of bread — Chili — Cheese — Greek yogurt (to dip) Honestly? This was GREAT. My mum always said that baked bean toasties were ‘sometimes food’ but technically this isn’t a baked bean toastie and also I am an adult which means I have the capacity to eat five crunchie bars for dinner if I want. (There’s a reason I’ve gained about ten kilos since moving out of home.) This would probably be better with fancy bread, but I digress. I’d genuinely recommend this. So as predicted, I’ve definitely taken a step down from my previous culinary efforts. I think I’m still struggling to figure out how to balance my time/energy between cooking and everything else in my life. But I’m still surviving and I’m not feeling absolutely dead yet—overall a win! See you next week for more culinary mishaps!

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PARTIES FOR THE SOCIALLY DISINCLINED I

BY ASHRITA RAMAMURTHY

’m sure a lot of you are looking forward to the weekend when you can go to a party and let loose, but for some of us, the idea of being surrounded by sweaty, drunk people in a room with poor lighting and too-loud music isn’t exactly the epitome of fun. However, parties are a good way to connect with people and can actually be a lot of fun (sounds suspicious, I know). So I offer a guide to parties for those of you who hate parties. Pre-Party Jitters I and many of my socially anxious friends all agree that the worst part of going to an event usually occurs before it even begins. Your brain strikes in the quiet of night and decides to take you on a mental bull ride. It does everything it can to buck you off whilst you desperately hang on and contemplate the choices that have led to this moment. Personally, my brain likes to barrage me with thoughts like,“How many people am I actually going to know?” and, “I won’t have anyone to talk to!” or a personal favourite of mine, “This is terrible. I regret everything.” I have genuinely considered coming up with a fake accent and name so that no-one will know who I am when I leave. (Sadly, this plan was never put into action. Apparently it’s “ridiculous” and “dramatic”—I still think it is perfectly reasonable.) However, normally when you go to a party it’s because someone has invited you, which means that person wants you there. No, they did not invite you as a joke, they actually want your company (as hard as that is to believe). If the host is the only person you know, bring a plus-one who will stick with you. And if the host has said no to plus-ones, ask them whether they would be okay with you bringing someone. Be honest and tell them you are feeling anxious about coming alone; you would be surprised at how often people understand this and make an exception. If you are still feeling anxious a few hours before the party, there is no shame in bowing out. You can always try again next time. Trust me when I say that most people will understand if you give in to the allure of staying home (PJs, chocolate and trashy movies, what’s not to love?). So don’t pressure yourself and end up going with the wrong mindset. You should only be there if you want to be there. Awkward Introductions Now moving on to the actual party (oh, no). After putting more effort into your appearance than you ever do in class,

you make your way to your doom: the party. You go to greet the host (the one person you know) and everything is fine for a while. Then they introduce you to their friends (MAYDAY) which is really nice of them but also incredibly intimidating (you thought you were prepared, but apparently not). You then proceed to have a stilted conversation that reads more like a job interview than a few university students at a party. (“What are you studying?” “Science, majoring in psych.” “Oh, that’s uh, cool…” “Thanks…”) My advice here is to make the effort. Find a common thread and have a good conversation. People are often receptive to genuine effort. Also, don’t be afraid to show your sense of humour (even if it is rather sarcastic and dry like mine) and laugh at yourself. You will make both yourself and the people you are talking to more comfortable and less selfconscious. Death by Disco Now comes one of the most nerve-wracking parts of the night: dancing. The idea of breaking out your terrible dance moves surrounded by a crowd of bodies makes the claustrophobic in you want to scream. Somehow the entire crowd is dancing to a beat you just can’t find and it feels like everyone is staring at the awkward kid in the middle of the dance floor. (I know people say you dance better with a few drinks in you but that is a lie. If you’ve got no rhythm, you’ve got no rhythm.) I advise you to begin your expedition by staying outside the crowd and getting used to the dance floor. Bring your friends or even people you have just met and dance with them. It’s so much easier to laugh at your ridiculous moves when you are surrounded by friendly faces. Not to mention, terrible dancing is a great icebreaker and can help you form friendships. But hey, if you really aren’t into dancing you can use my move: standing by the buffet table and pretending to be really hungry. The Aftermath After all this partying, you will probably experience what I like to call a “social hangover” (this, coupled with a real hangover, is literal hell). This is the complete lack of energy that occurs the day after an event. Partying is hard work. Personally I advise you to stay in bed, carb-load and keep any social interaction to a minimum. Sounds like a perfect day to me!

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GAME MAKERS

SOPHIE SIMPSON LOOKS AT THE PAST AND FUTURE OF WOMEN IN AFL UMPIRING

n excited crowd of 24,000 overflowed Carlton’s Ikon Park stadium for the first ever match of the AFL women’s competition in February 2017. As the siren blared to begin the historic game, the ball was in Annie Mirabile’s hands. The crowd cheered loudly as Mirabile tossed the ball into the air to begin the first ever AFL women’s match as one of the three field umpires of the game. It was a career highlight for Mirabile, who also became the first female Victorian Football League (VFL) listed umpire in May 2017. Mirabile said that the significance of her involvement struck her during the national anthem before the game. The moment wasn’t lost on Mirabile, as trained hard in the lead up to the season, “We train twice a week and also have outside training and its quite hard work,” she said. While Mirabile is the next trailblazer for women in umpiring, she won’t be the last. “There’s ample opportunities for women to umpire high level footy,” Mirabile said. As umpiring becomes increasingly popular among women—a stark contrast to the shape of the umpiring community just 15 years ago. It took until 1998 to have the first female umpire in the AFL, and since then, there have only been a handful of women who have reached the top. Field umpire Eleni Glouftsis is the most recent person to achieve this goal, making her AFL umpiring debut in Round 9, 2017. Mirabile has her sights set on umpiring in the AFL, “but there is still a long way to go” she said. The 24-year old is currently focused on improving her skills and umpiring some “consistent VFL footy”. Mirabile was unphased about being a woman in the male-dominated environment, and was modest about her achievements. She said that her first VFL game was “just another game of footy”.

“It had been a goal of mine for a few years now to do a VFL game,” she said. “So it was really good to be able to tick that goal off the list.” When Jeff Gieschen, ex-coach of the Richmond Tigers, stepped into the role of national umpire manager for the AFL in 2000, he immediately set out to combat the lack of diversity in umpiring. Gieschen explained that the goal was to increase and diversify the pool of umpires. “One of the things that really jumped out at us was the lack of females involved in umpiring, so we encouraged young girls to take up umpiring,” he said. Currently across the state of Victoria, 10 per cent of umpires in all levels of AFL are women. While it is a small percentage, the number of women umpiring has increased significantly in the past few years. Currently there are over 750 women in all league levels umpiring football in Victoria, compared to 500 in 2012. Neville Nash, the Victorian umpiring development manager, believes that the increase is tied to the popularity of the AFL women’s inaugural competition this year. The interest has filtered its way down to local competitions, which has seen more young girls and women show interest in the game. “It also shows females out there that, as well as playing football, you can also umpire,” Nash commented. Nash said that it encourages women to say, “‘Hang on, it’s not just a male sport. We can participate, we can play, we can umpire and there is a career for us as well.’” While commenting that the interest in umpiring has increased, Nash points out that there are still some boundaries that need to be overcome in order to even out the playing field. Currently there aren’t separate change rooms for female umpires, which is something that

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needs to change as the number of women umpiring continues to grow. A huge step in trying to attract more women to umpiring was the establishment of the Female Umpiring Academy just over 10 years ago. Female umpires in local football leagues are nominated by their umpiring coaches to attend, with the aim that they can develop their skills, improve their fitness and even have the possibility to umpire certain state league finals. Glouftsis, AFL goal umpire Chelsea Roffey and Mirabile all attended the academy. Starting in 2010, Mirabile received training from ex-AFL umpires including Marty Ellis, Matt Nicholls, and Nash himself. Mirabile said that her improving her fitness and meeting other women in umpiring were the most rewarding parts of her experience. “It was great just connecting with like-minded girls who loved umpiring as much as I did,” she said. For many years umpires were at the receiving end of abuse from players. When Gieschen played for Fitzroy in the late 1970s he knew that players would argue with the umpires, but didn’t realise the extent of the abuse the umpires received until he became the coach of the Richmond Tigers. Gieschen recalled hearing the abuse: “Being a coach up in the box we were miced up to the umpires, and we could hear the players abuse them.” When he became the national umpire manager for the AFL, it was Gieschen’s priority to bring in stricter penalties for players if they abused umpires, and said that, once this was brought into place, “the abuse stopped almost overnight”. It’s probable that the popularity of umpiring increased when the abuse decreased, and Gieschen credits the stricter policy as well as education as instrumental in changing player attitudes toward umpires. Umpires in the VFL are escorted to and from the field by security staff during game breaks to ensure their safety. Gieschen, who was in the role from 2000–2013, was responsible for implementing a number of changes including the change from white uniforms

to colours to combat the derogatory term “white maggot” and improving the relationships between umpires and clubs through regular discussions and visits. He introduced the performance management policy to ensure that choosing umpires for finals was based on performance and worked on creating diversity in the umpiring community through the establishment of the Female Umpiring Academy and the two diversity academies to encourage multiculturalism. At the end of an afternoon game between the Melbourne University Blues and Old Collegians in the William Buck Premier league, field umpire David Lepair explained that the umpires in the league rarely receive any abuse from players or the crowd. The treatment of umpires “changed from the AFL down”, he said. “There’s no alcohol being drunk until after the game.” He believes this rule keeps the crowd in check. “It’s also a respect thing,” said boundary umpire Darren Maxwell, who acknowledges that umpires are being treated far better than those in the past. Both umpires agree that respect for umpires starts with education, a task Nash is currently trying to achieve by running training programs in schools throughout Melbourne. Nash’s love for umpiring and the game is obvious through the way he speaks passionately about getting kids involved and how umpiring teaches them valuable life skills: “It teaches you leadership, decision-making, it teaches you to be confident and resolve conflict.” When Annie Mirabile ran onto the field to umpire her second VFL match I anticipated that she would stick out, as the only woman amongst an entire field of men, but I was wrong. Umpiring the game to a high standard, Mirabile moved quickly with the game and at times I lost track of her on the field. Her talent and efforts earned her the opportunity to umpire VFL football, and she should be proud of leading the way for women in umpiring. It’s an umpire’s goal to try and go unnoticed, so maybe one day (hopefully in the near future) the only thing that will stick out on the field is the bright uniform.

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CONTENT WARNING: MENTION OF SLAVERY

COMMENTARY

HELLO MY NAME IS... BY VEERA RAMAYAH

hakespeare once said, “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet.” Although, he was probably referring to white names because we all know that Rose rolls off the tongue a lot easier than Mishti does. At the risk of sounding like a cheesy, ethnic Spy Kids extra who only goes by a code-name, Veera isn’t actually my real name. It’s half of a longer, very Indian name that only a handful of people outside my big, brown family know. But, as someone who has more recently started to pride themselves on authenticity and committing to being apologetically herself, I feel it may be a tad hypocritical for me to have kept it a secret for almost 21 years. So, to apply some artistic license to an old saying: you don’t know my name, so here’s my story. I don’t know why I’ve never felt comfortable sharing my ‘real’ name with anyone outside my family. Maybe it’s seeing the destruction of anything remotely ethic by white tongues who couldn’t care less about correct pronunciation, as long as the desired attention-grabbing effect is produced. If your name is anything darker than the shade of milk, suddenly it becomes something that sits heavy in the mouth. I would wonder why everyone had no trouble pronouncing the greats, like Tchaikovsky or Mozart, but somehow, when it came to brown names, no one bothered to extend the same care. Instead, we continue to see our names fractured and distorted into something we’ve had to learn to recognise. Listening to the blatant disregard around me when it came to its pronunciation made me clutch my name even tighter. My name is a beautiful thing. It embodies not only one of the strongest women in my family, and but also a prominent symbol of the Hindu faith. It’s not something I want to hear being strangled to death. The name Veera itself is derived from the Sanskrit word meaning ‘brave’. Personally, I’d like to say that I live up to my name and that it’s one that wholly suits me. But, I can’t say that that’s the case unless I go on. Hello, my name is Veeralakshmi Ramayah. Typing my full name out loud is something I usually reserve for admin forms or other ‘adult’ jobs, so typing it out knowing that it’ll be printed in something I won’t be able to hide before guests come over is somewhat daunting. Veeralakshmi is an avatar of the goddess Lakshmi, who represents prosperity, light, courage and strength. It seems so odd that I would want to shy away from sharing it, but it’s almost become the ultimate weapon to use against me: something reserved especially for my Mum and Dad during one of their many heated lectures. It’s not something I’m keen to share with say, my entire Facebook friends list, for fear of misappropriation and weak excuses about how it’s “easier just to say Veera”.

Lakshmi also happens to be the name of one of my aunties. She is the embodiment of the values that Goddess Lakshmi represents and, through our lengthy discussions over the past few years, I have learnt so much about her remarkable life, her devotion to our family and her service work. It is both an honour and a privilege to be named after her and to aspire to carry on exhibiting her traits in my everyday life. Her selflessness is unmatched and I can only hope that along with the name, she’s passed that on too. In today’s climate, stories from people of colour (PoC) about anglicising their names to make them more palatable for wider (read: whiter) consumption are not uncommon. It’s a way to deal with inherent biases when it comes to CVs, or whenever you aren’t there to personally introduce yourself. When I reflect upon the circumstances that make PoC feel as though erasure, in whatever form that may take, is easier and at times, safer, than being authentic, my heart physically hurts in a way that no other pain can ever quite replicate, tragic breakups and all, included. In a world that sometimes feels as if it’s coated with a thick layer of glossy acrylic white paint, the fact that many of us don’t feel comfortable enough to retain and claim our names—which often have deep spiritual and cultural connotations—is the best example of how systemic and enduring the effects of internalised racism are. It seems that as much as social movements are about progression (and I acknowledge, we truly have come such a long way), the reality is that many PoC do not feel safe being themselves. Instead, we resort to a handful of alter-egos, assimilating with popular white culture in terms of the media, food and fashion we consume. Assimilation in itself isn’t the issue here. In fact, I think that it can be a great teacher of whatever new culture anyone finds themselves in. However, a whole myriad of issues tends to seep in when you engage in assimilation to the point of an identity crisis. Earlier this year, one of my closest friends, a fellow WoC, called me in tears after a party. A white boy had walked up to her and, with the heady musk of VB practically oozing from his pores, had asked her what her “slave name” was. So, when one of your best friends calls you up and is crying because even using an anglicised name isn’t enough to avoid what is best described as “white people nonsense”, it makes you feel as though nothing we do to bolster ourselves against the harsh parameters of the world in which we live is ever enough. So here I am. After 21 years of hiding behind the shortened version of a name that represents so much about me and who I am, I’ve decided to remove the plastic sheets and face the fact that even if a bit of that impetuous white paint gets on me, it still won’t be enough to cover all this brown girl magic.

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CONTENT WARNING: SERIOUS ILLNESS, DEATH

FAMILY

NO MORE SOFT DRINK A BIOGRAPHY BY CAITLIN KLOPPENBORG

’m making lunch, meticulously spreading peanut butter on fresh white bread, licking my fingers as I go. I often visit him for a meal or a cup of tea. We usually chatter freely about the weather, the footy or my car, but I want to discuss something a bit more significant than that. I want to talk about my Uncle David. “Peanut butter makes me think of him,” Pa mutters, assuming I don’t hear him. We sit quietly for awhile, the only noise being the sound of me crunching my toast. “It’s sad when people go to God,” Pa says moments later, pulling Nan’s tattered pink rug over his shoulders. “But that’s His plan.” The silence suddenly becomes awkward—what the hell do I say to that? “Yet I can’t understand how he could take my David. He was just starting his life.” The roads weren’t made then. Sticks, dust and gravel would fly up at your windscreen, sometimes fogging up your view. The dark but gentle shrubbery formed an archway over the street. It was quiet. Quaint, even. Most days, little David would run across the gravelly road to the neighbour’s place. “Morning Jack!” he’d call, in his sing-song voice. “Good morning David. What a day!” David was the only regular visitor Jack Waters ever received.

One evening, Uncle Brian’s wife Tess called me up. She asked if she could call her son David. Another David Lowry, barely a couple of years after our David went to God. I should have slammed the phone in her ear. Your Nan didn’t speak to her after that. My Nan and Pa’s most intimate, poignant conversations seemed to always occur in the moments before they fell asleep. It was as though the darkness acted as a sanctitude against the perplexity of facial expressions and the seriousness of looking someone dead in the eye. One late evening, during the immensely cold winter of 1959, Nan was restless. She tossed and turned. Threw her covers off but almost immediately pulled them back over her tiny frame. She was always a light sleeper, but something felt different. Pa asked what was wrong. She said she thought that David had leukemia.

**** David’s little sister Sue was in the high chair, happily licking up the remnants of one of Nan’s meals. They were always the best. Pa’s gaze was fixed firmly on the paper, or a book, or the TV news—something practical. David was wandering around, exploring. As he passed the high chair, Sue’s sticky fumbling

fingers grabbed his head. As she pulled them back, her hands were covered in David’s thin mousy hair. It was the treatment. David patted his head. There was a moment of suffocating silence. Yet David was giggling, proudly announcing that he now looked like Jack Waters. Mr Waters’ bald head was shinier than a bowling ball. Pa smirked. Nan did not. She didn’t find any part of this humorous.

When Sue was about three years old, she’d pull on Nan’s dress whenever she wanted something. Nan would be in the kitchen, manning about three different pots and pans. Multitasking. She’d sigh and stop whatever chore she was doing, tapping her spoon on the side of a saucepan. One day, the little girl asked why David’s cot was always in the middle of the kitchen area, where everyone could see it. Nan smiled. It was because he liked being around people. “How did you guys feel, when you found out?” I ask slowly, timidly. Almost a whisper. So quietly that I have to repeat the question for the sake of Pa’s 90-year-old ears. “Flat, flattened,” he answers. “But it was much worse for Nan. It broke her.” The faint light of the kitchen woke Pa—he was a light sleeper. Emerging from his bed, he noticed 3:45am on the alarm clock. Nan was up, moving frantically around the kitchen. She was known for rising early to get the lunches ready, but this seemed peculiar. Her usually meticulously clean bench was covered with plates, knives and various bags of bread crusts. Pa was startled, asking his wife what on earth she was doing. Nan’s face was pained. David was hungry,

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FAMILY

always hungry, she explained. It was the chemotherapy. She needed to make him something. Her hands continued to hurriedly spread barely defrosted bread crusts with Kraft peanut butter. It was David’s favourite. I remember buying a lot of Coca-Cola during those years. Even the shopkeeper down at Tuckerbag used to remark on it. What was it to him? Why did it matter? David loved the stuff. [He is silent for a moment.] Choke-a-cola. Gives you a bit of a kick, I s’pose. What puzzles me about Pa is that he rarely brings up David unprompted—I mean, he was his son. During the interview, in between beautiful and poignant memories, he says, “I can’t remember,” or “It was a long time ago, Cait.” Does he not want to remember? David and Sue were fooling around. They would play together happily—mostly. Giggling, chattering. Just being kids. David had his thin fingers curved around Sue’s jar of baby food. Nan was in the kitchen—as always—trying her best to get the food on the table for her own kids, plus the in-laws. She was known to get stressed in the kitchen if something didn’t work out. She ran frantically around the kitchen, muttering “bugger it” over and over again. A few moments later, Sue was wailing, her face scarlet and tears falling through her fair eyelashes. The whole household heard the crash of the glass jar hitting her forehead. Pa’s father certainly heard it. He marched furiously into the kitchen. He grabbed David by the wrist and proceeded to hit him, twice on the shoulder. Nan, who was already tense, ran to her son immediately. She grabbed the child and cradled him in her arms, mortified. She was fuming. How dare someone, let alone her father-in-law, treat an ill boy in such a way? We were at the Children’s Hospital, which is now called St Nicholas. The doctor in charge of pediatric cancer was doing the evening rounds. He was right near David’s door—probably making a visit to a neighbouring room. When David saw the doctor’s frame pass his room, he called out, “Doctor, Doctor! I’m in this door!” The doctor smiled and said, “I’ll be back soon David, I have to see some other patients.” What a lovely kid. So observant.

Every summer, sometimes more frequently, my grandparents would take David and Sue to the beach at Sorrento. Nan grew up there and had an affinity for the place until the day she died. Pa would always make Nan drive— she knew the place much better than he did. Yet he would always insist on navigating. He knew the best, quickest route to everywhere. He told her sternly where the traffic would be light and which roads would provide the smoothest ride on the tyres. Nan would silently grit her teeth and dig her fingernails into the steering wheel; hello, she was born here, remember? Why didn’t he just drive if he knew the area so well? Tensions would subside as they smelt the ocean air and their toes were planted in the sand. Pa loved the feeling of the water splashing against his shins and watching other families of all sorts. On one particular day, he was holding David by his wrists, carrying over the incoming waves. The kid chuckled in delight, his thinning hair blowing all over his face. Just a few moments later, David’s tiny wrists fell between Pa’s fingers. He slipped. He crashed face first into the green water. Pa wasn’t holding him tightly enough. It was the first time Pa felt as though he was losing his son.

We were sitting on the backstep at my father’s place. I can still picture that house now—green weatherboards and a garden that looked like it could have gone on forever. David ran to the veggie patch, the curious kid that he was. He started pulling out the carrots, the sprouts, the onions—you name it. The colour drained from your Nan’s face. She and Aunty Peg scrambled to put them all back in the ground. Patting the soil, trying to get it to look perfect again. [He laughs]. Dad came out and scolded poor David, for being naughty. But your Nan gave it back to him: “How dare you yell at my sick child!” “What was... the aftermath like?” I ask cautiously, biting my lip. “Well,” Pa began, before looking straight at the open bottle of lemonade. “Are you going to have another glass of that? I don’t want any flies to get inside the bottle.” “Pa!” I sigh, exasperated. I place the lid back on the lemonade and pop it back in the fridge. Was this just Pa being himself or was he avoiding my questions, I wonder.

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“Alright.” He is looking me in the eye again, thank God. “We were devastated.” He pauses. “The hardest thing was that hardly any of our friends—close friends—came to visit us during the difficult days. Your Nan felt like she hadn’t had the support she needed.” I’m angry all of a suddenly, livid. How could people be so cold to my grandparents, especially my late Nan? I mean, she lost a child! Surely it was just their ignorance—it’s possible that they didn’t know what to say, right? He just looked really pale. The doctor said it was because of the white blood cells attacking the red ones. They quite literally ate the blood out of his face. Sue didn’t understand all of this. She was too young. In the months afterwards, she’d run desperately, frantically through the house. She looked in cupboards, she would open the doors—back and front. Behind furniture and even in the toy box. “Dave! Dave!” she would call. “Where are you, my Dave?” We’ve moved to the living room now. Pa is sitting on his green reclining chair with his feet up, dozing off for a few seconds every now and then. I’m trying to type the words as efficiently as I can, without missing any of what he is saying. I

Nan was overwhelmed, sobbing delicately into Pa’s collar. It was the best meal they had eaten in the longest time. “I always think about how clever David could have been,” Pa reflects. “When he was playing in the front yard, he’d talk to all of the people passing by and ask them, ‘How are you?’ He was only three at the time.” Pa is silent for a while and looks out the back window, with a hint of nostalgia. For the upteenth time today, I am not sure what to say. “Love, we’re only passing through this life,” he continues. “That’s the important bit. What God’s got in store, no-one can know.” I’ll never forget the night he died. We’d been up at the hospital all day and for most of the night to be with him. We went home later in the evening. When we got into bed, there was a call from the hospital. They said he wouldn’t settle and if we came, it would probably help. I think that nurse must have known that he was dying. Nan was too drained, so I kissed her on the cheek and left her to sleep. I got in the car and drove. When I got there, David was in a humidicrib, meaning that he was covered all over. He said, “Where’s Mummy?” I thought for a moment, wanting to give him the best answer. “She’s very tired. She’ll come and visit you tomorrow” I said, softly. “Is there plenty of lemonade?” “Yes, David.” We chatted like that. He was always so watchful and thought so carefully about things. The nurses knew he was fading. I called the local priest. He came and blessed him and said some prayers. He spoke to me for a while. It calmed me down. David seemed to have settled down a bit. He whispered, “Tell Mummy I love her.” I will always remember those words. Always. I went home. I should have stayed. You just don’t know. After I got home, barely a few moments after I walked in the door, the phone rang. I knew he was gone.

can’t look up, let alone look him in the eye. I can’t let him know that I’m crying. If he sees me, I might just howl. Christmas of 1960 was notably chilly. I suppose Nan and Pa were more aware of this fact, as they spent much of the holiday by David’s bedside, sleeping on wooden chairs with only a thin sheet for warmth. Their under-eyes were permanently an inky blue. Nan complained of a sore back and perpetually cold feet. Boiled eggs made up the bulk of their diet. She rarely ate them afterwards. On Boxing Day, they came home. They had to. To see the rest of the family. For Sue. For their sanity. That mid-morning, after walking like ghosts into the kitchen, there was a spread on the table. Shaved ham, plates piled with roast potatoes, puddings and lashings of cream. A small, rectangular piece of card also sat on the kitchen table. In impeccable cursive writing it read: This is the least I can do. Warm Regards, Jack Waters

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POLITICS

CONTENT WARNING: DRUGS, SEX

THE WELFARE STATE IS HOMOPHOBIC ANDIE MOORE ON POPPERS AND THE HOMOPHOBIA OF THE WELFARE STATE

ueers are outraged about the proposed regulation of poppers—and the restriction of its recreational use. And rightly so. The arguments against these regulations are convincing—it’s your body and your choice to ingest whatever substance you like. But every new prohibition on social behaviours comes from somewhere and we should ask what made regulating poppers possible in the first place, to properly critique these immoral policies. So, what are poppers? It’s a form of amyl nitrate, and it gets sold as a “leather and cleaner”. It’s also an inhalant used recreationally, particularly in (hardcore and anal) sex acts, and particularly by queer people at raves. For years it’s been used by queer people, to the point it’s become a gay cultural icon. It has few side effects—but of recreational drugs, it’s one of the least harmful. You sniff it and get a high for about 30 seconds which eventually wears off. The side-effects of constant use are retina damage, and headaches. But these effects are overstated. Poppers are used for hedonistic reasons, and they’re part of amarginalised subculture—but if you misuse them, you can damage your health. But what does any of this have to do with the welfare state? The welfare state is the idea of a regulatory state, which provides social insurance (like healthcare and benefits) for the common good. But this insurance has to be paid for— and therefore, taxes are increased. But to stop costs from being excessive, taxpayers can ban behaviours they deem “costly”. Herein lies the problem – “taxpayers” write those rules and therefore get to regulate people’s lives. Unless a costly behaviour passes a cost-benefit analysis, proving it provides enough benefit to society, it can and should be banned. This power is exercised by the state on behalf of taxpayers, who absorb the costs of the welfare state. This cost-benefit analysis is incredibly problematic, because voters determine what is costly. Those decisions don’t have to be correct: they can be clouded by ideology, and they often are. And these ideological fears can be prayed on and exacerbated by politicians for votes. So, behaviours are banned in the name of “defending the taxpayer”, but those bans are merely exercises of power over others out of fear. The historical “reefer madness” moral panic only exemplifies this. The one thing that stops a costly behaviour from being banned is that behaviour having more “benefit”. One example is drinking. We all know how much drinking costs society, but we could never ban it because it’s something the average

Aussie enjoys. So, while it’s costly, it also has a greater benefit, and therefore every Aussie should be able to enjoy a beer at the pub or the footy. Drinking is seen as objectively enjoyable, providing some sort of benefit to the average citizen. We could never ban something most of us enjoy, after all—that would be an attack on our way of life. So, if we’re going to “legalise” costly behaviours, it has to appeal to some objective citizen—your average joe. But do queer and kink subcultures appeal to the objective citizen? No. Queerness and non-normative sex are stigmatised, and that concept of hedonism is still pathologised by mainstream society. It’s hardly normal to sniff substances and get rammed up the arse—so there can be no objective benefit from popper use, and therefore, we can’t defend the civil liberties of clubbers, the queer and the kinky. Banning drinking is nanny-statism and an attack on the pleasure of everyday citizens—but taking poppers is a dangerous, undesirable, stupid thing to do. So, if we can’t consider the benefits, let’s consider the costs. We have a rationalised state—the state has limited resources to maximise the common good. And any dollar saved by prohibitions on anything, including poppers, will educate another child or treat another sick patient – as opposed to the use of poppers, which is supposedly minority pleasure at the majority’s expense. Importantly, the actual social cost of the use of poppers won’t matter. Poppers will be made illegal because its use is seen as costly, while its its benefits are unperceivable. This is the iron rule of the welfare state—that the taxpaying majority can ban behaviours it perceives to be costly. This entire framework permits the subjugation of minorities and queer desires, because it defers to an “objective, neutral” heterosexual citizen for judgment. The fact most people wouldn’t take poppers at raves or in the bedroom is reason enough for queer behaviours to be prohibited—and the construction of queer lifestyles as costly consolidates this narrative. The bias against queer subcultures literally becomes the welfare state’s point of reference, and everything else follows. We shouldn’t be surprised poppers are being regulated when the structures of society’s regulations reflect society’s tyrannical, puritan biases against the mad and dangerous hedonism. The issue is not just that banning poppers is nonsensical, but also that the welfare state’s point of reference is heterosexual.

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HISTORY

THE PAST IS SLIGHTLY BLURRED DANIEL O’NEIL ON HOW CAVEMEN DISCOVERED DAIRY PRODUCTS

was once asked, as part of a graduate recruitment process, which historical event I would most like to have observed personally. (HR did not specify the means by which I’d be transported back in time, but surely a DeLorean DMC-12, a flux capacitor and a poorly kempt Christopher Lloyd were implied.) Now, I have been asked many lateral recruitment and interview questions like this before (“If you were an animal, what type of animal would you be?”), and they are often— as any reader who has been anywhere near a recruitment process will know—fairly uninspiring. This, however, was perhaps the first such question that’s caused me any genuine intellectual excitement—or, put another way, that’s actually compelled me to think laterally. Which moment would I choose? Despite the smorgasbord of interesting events cooked up by modern history, my choice would not be one plucked from recent centuries. The watershed moments of modern history tend to be events of great complexity, the confluence of a thousand causal factors, and this is why, as far as understanding those moments goes, it is often better not to have been there. A historian’s account provides a cogent bird’s-eye overview to be digested at our leisure. From the perspective of an eyewitness, however, great historical events are typically terrifying and/or bewildering, and the main event (or what is later thought to have been the main event) often passes in the blink of an eye. Think: who is best equipped to understand the broad historical significance of, say, the Gallipoli landing? Is it a soldier who saw it firsthand, but was rather distracted by both the blind terror of watching all his friends die and the critical blood loss sustained from a shrapnel wound? Or is it a reader of the present day who has the benefit of a comfortable chair, a warming mug of Earl Grey, and a century of carefully considered scholarship? We imagine that people in the past vividly experienced the “history” through which they lived. But this is almost never true. Recently, while digging through a box of old slides (perhaps the quaintest medium of visual media storage this side of daguerreotypes), I came across a photograph of the Queen and Prince Philip taken by my grandmother during the 1970 royal tour of New Zealand. It is unquestionably the sovereign and her consort in the photograph—the prince’s

distinctively craggy features (everything about the man is pure crag, from face to worldview) point almost directly into the camera lens. Yet their image is slightly blurred: it has an ephemeral blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quality that I found rather striking. The shutter of the camera clicks, and then they’re gone. It’s an apt metaphor: just as Their Majesties left my grandmother with only a split-second memory and a slightly blurred slide, so it is that “history” in general passes almost everyone by. Even to the most alert observer who witnesses them personally, great events are always, so to speak, slightly blurred. Job applications, however, are hardly the place for disquisitions on the philosophy and phenomenology of history (that’s what Farrago is for), so I decided to take a different tack. Which historical event would I most like to have witnessed personally? I decided, ultimately, that I would go back—way back— and choose something simple. Now, my family were dairy farmers for generations, and I recall wondering once, as my grandfather walked me around the milking shed, about the moment at which humankind first “discovered” cow’s milk back in the Neolithic era. I imagine this as involving a three-step process: 1) ascertaining that one could extract liquid from the udders of those mooing things, 2) ascertaining (perhaps after some sort of prehistoric dare) that it was drinkable, and 3) persuading others to drink it. Other than perhaps the first time someone thought—doubtless in the face of great mockery from their peers—to bake bread or brew beer, it is difficult to think of a more foundational moment in humanity’s dietary history. And what a sight it would have been! Yes, this would be the historical event I would choose. How much more real it is than a brief glimpse of the monarch on holiday. How much more do its effects ramify into our daily lives? We feel the impact of this brave Neolithic (wo)man’s experiment in every glass of milk we drink, in every pot of yoghurt we eat, in every flat white we knock back on the way to a lecture. (Did I get the job in the end? I applied for a halfway-decent graduate position and spent a not-insignificant part of my application rabbiting on about cavemen daring each other to milk cows—do you think I got the job?)

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NONFICTION

I DO NOT HAVE A WHITE NAME

DILPREET KAUR TAGGAR IS NOT CHANGING HER INDIAN NAME FOR ANYONE

y name is Dilpreet. DIL-PRE-EAT. It only needs to be broken into three parts in case someone just can’t fathom that it’s a real name. DIL means heart, and so my name is in 70 per cent of all Bollywood titles. While Dilpreet’s literal meaning is “someone who is good hearted”, I sound cannibalistic when I break it down in English. Not so good hearted now, hmm? Of course, I have often been called other names like DILTER-TREAT, DIL-PER-PRIEST and DEEP-YEAST. Deepyeast? Who do you think I am—a fake Instagram account? I don’t expect everyone to get it without asking at least thrice. If my math is correct, less than 0.39 per cent of people in the world are likely to have the same name. How did I reach this conclusion, you ask? I googled the percentage of Sikhs in the world (smart, I know). I am super atheistic but one thing I love about being a Sikh is that our names are gender neutral. I couldn’t do another search on males/females/others and reach a number. Trust me, I failed Class 8 Math. Anyway, I moved to Melbourne around a year ago and most of my social interactions involve repeating my name at coffee shops, events, parties and interviews. I like cafes that believe in giving people a number. Aren’t we just numbers anyway? Mere data for greedy corporations, an ID number for institutions or the “going” kean beans to causes promoted on Facebook. Okay, that was deep. For my standards, at least. To my own surprise, it never really bothered me. I thought I would get sick of repeating my name until people got it, but I ended up getting used to it. Until that one party I went to solely for free beer. As I wandered around the bar, pretending to understand art and sipping on tap beer, someone tapped (hashtag pun) on my shoulder. A thin white man wearing half framed glasses, black jeans and a light yellow t-shirt that needed some serious ironing was staring at me. “Umm, hi?” I said with a slight frown. Surely, I didn’t know him. I mean, I had just started drinking. There was still some time left before I would start saying goodbye to memory.

Turned out he studied at UniMelb too, and knew of me from one of the student groups. Good! My almost non-existent PR skills were not so bad after all. We exchanged the usual “Oh hi,” “How you going?” “Cool art huh?” and so on. “So, how do you pronounce your name? I feel like I am not saying it right,” he said. Well, he was rolling the R a bit too much and wasn’t stretching the -eet at the end too well, but it wasn’t problematic. It sounded like my name. “Maybe don’t roll the R too much”, I suggested. “Right. Isn’t repeating your name all the time annoying? Don’t you have a white name?” The beer must have gone straight out of my nostrils. “My what name?” I asked while still recovering. “I mean, you know, how people from different cultures and countries have a shortened name? A white name so it’s easier for people to understand,” he actually explained. Thanks, buddy. I told him I didn’t have a white name—probably never will. He looked as if he had offended me, but he actually got me thinking. I didn’t grow up in a white-dominated country, so maybe I’ll never know the struggle it can come with. My cousins who grew up abroad would often tell me that it can get a bit difficult, but I can’t imagine myself in their shoes. So when I hear things like these, I think about them obsessively. Does having a shorter name actually help? What comfort does that give to people that they couldn’t have with a longer name? I mean if people can say Czechoslovakia, they can surely say Dilpreet. My very close friends back in India call me Dil or Dillo. Shorter versions of my name have a special place in my heart. My name wasn’t shortened to “fit in”—it was altered by people who were drunk at 4am and wanted to tell me they loved me. So, no, I do not have a white name. I wish other non-white people didn’t either. Our names are beautiful. They speak of our roots, cultures, homes we so dearly love. I would rather repeat my name thrice than cut it to make someone else more comfortable. If you don’t get it—you should listen. It’s D-I-L...

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COMMENTARY

PAST AND PRESENT TENTS ALICIA GADD-CAROLAN ON ENCOUNTERS WITH THE CIRCUS

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o now we just need a drop… What’s a really impressive drop we could do?” “Pin drop?” “Okay. So, catches, star, hangman, little mama—” “Oh and we need a climb in between, should we bicycle climb?” “Yeah! And then knotted sequence, and a final drop?” I am with my friend Lexie, on the train on the way home from circus class, conceiving our end of term routine and setting it to music. Our chosen apparatus will be tissu, a long flowing ribbon rigged to the ceiling that floats with its performer. The sun is well and truly set; the only light is coming from reflections of phone screens bouncing off the windows. We are squashed together, sharing headphones. I scoop a notebook and pen from the bottom of my bag, and we listen to the same song over and over again, trying to remember the names of tricks. The rhythm of the train syncs with the slow rhythm of the song – its steady beats are slow to allow enough time for a ‘bat hang’ or ‘music box’, fast enough to evoke a dance in the air. It’s long enough so we can hang upside down and give our arms a break, let the blood rush to the head for a while, and pull ourselves up all over again. The ‘roll up splits’ on the aerial silks will elicit the most applause, the ‘hip lock twist out’ will gain the most gasps. We are trying to create something amazing, impossible, dazzling and daring. As we plan our own performance, we talk about all the different shows and professional performers we have seen together. * The Moscow State Circus epitomises old-fashioned circus more than any other. It was wet and muddy the night Lexie and I drove out to Flemington, cloaked in scarves and coats.

The flags on top of the tent fluttered in the night air, and the ground we walked in on was the platform for the marvellous. It wouldn’t have been out of place in a postcard from the 19thcentury, if only we were all wearing corsets. There was a big circus tent, the kind people go to in books and movies. I half expected to see an old timey fairground barker in a striped hat. ‘Roll up! Roll up!’ he would cry, and we came streaming in, out from the impossibly large car park. We showed our tickets, stepped onto a metal platform that was dangerously teetering on a large patch of mud, then took a leap onto the carpet—the platform made a sickening squish sound as I took off and landed precariously on the other side. A clown, fat and squat, surveyed us glumly as we entered. His red smile was turned upside down so he looked comically sad, his eyes were droopy and large. He looked the way Eeyore would if he was wearing patterned overalls. In his bid to inspire delight in the children he tramped around the ring, appearing sporadically in the audience to pull something amusing out of his oversized pockets, or fall strategically onto his large red nose. Behind him, the lights dimmed and a small beautiful woman wrapped her arms around an aerial hoop. Entrancingly she gripped the hoop and draped herself around it. Slowly, the hoop was pulled upwards and she soared with it to the top of the tent where they span delicately, floating in the spotlight. We gazed upwards, enraptured by her lightness. Then a small circle of animals was cheered onto the floor— the band struck a note, held it, then began to play a little sweet plodding melody. A camel, soft and lazy eyed, looked wearily at its trainer, and began to step in time around the ring. We watched it walk. We clapped and cheered for its little marching hooves. Suddenly, another camel, and then another, stepped smartly into the ring. They too began to walk in circles. One way, a turn, and then the other way. Three camels, two alpacas, and two buffalo walking in a line. There was a small

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shuffle in the audience—camels aren’t supposed to turn like that really. They don’t pirouette in the wild. Their tricks are both charming and sad. There’s a sense that as the song fades out, their show could be fading from history too. * Sosina was the reason I used to go to Circus Oz with my family, when I was so small that I couldn’t see over the head of whoever was in front of me. Sosina is a globetrotting performer, a refugee from Ethiopia with the bendiest elbows you’ve ever seen and the ability to juggle in any position. I remember Sosina squeezing herself into a popcorn machine to gasps and rapturous applause. She had an enormous smile, that she flashed us as she turned on the popcorn machine. Circus Oz is outrageously Melbourne. Our clown for the show introduced himself, alongside bursts from a sound cannon with each exclamation, as: Gay! Adopted! And Aboriginal! The third we could probably have surmised ourselves as he was wearing a sequined vest of the Aboriginal flag. Multicultural, endearingly low tech, and characterised by its knockabout sense of humour, Circus Oz is lovingly entrenched in Melbourne’s culture. Circus Oz is an example of cirque nouveau—a form which re-emphasised the artistic nature of contorting your body to entertain. When old circuses began to struggle, and animals being whipped did not bring in the crowds that they used to, the modern circus focussing on artistic composition emerged, attracting audiences that were drawn to spectacle, but also people who liked to go to museums and the theatre. * It was a cool still night and Lexie and I were settled in a small trendy tent, breathing in the air of everyone else. Our chatter and nervous laughter settled and a slow melancholy tune started to play. A man in blue, and a girl in white stood beneath two spotlights, light pooling at their feet. A chord, a sway of a violin bow, a unicycle. The man began cycling around

the ring, slowly but surely. She watched him. He circled, she watched, then in one swift motion he scooped her up onto his shoulder. Around they went, the music slowly building. He carried her, threw her up and caught her as she spun in the air, all the while pedalling away at his little unicycle. How charming they were! A dance on wheels, feet flitting along the ground only briefly before performing a waltz in the air! The lights went down and I went home and stretched in front of the TV, I flexed and pointed my toes as someone made a panna cotta on MasterChef, and looked furiously at my normally jointed elbows. Trying to force myself into the splits on my left side, I thought of Sosina, who could bend backwards and juggle at the same time. * Across the city, a spotlight shines on the most well-known circus in the world, and corporate mega show, Cirque du Soleil. Its shows are performed for mass audiences and it’s more like a concert than the Ringling brothers. Lexie and I have seen Cirque du Soleil twice. The first show was Kooza, the second was a reimagining of James Cameron’s film Avatar that rose to stratospheric success in 2009. It took place in Rod Laver Arena where I could see branded billboards, cardboard cut-outs, and ridiculously expensive merch stalls. Bright stadium lights blinded us, and the music rumbled around the arena as we tried to grasp the plot of Avatar. The artfully constructed costumes and the filter that seemed to colour the whole set cater to its astoundingly large crowd, so when a woman balanced on her hands confidently on a curious looking beam, the massive audience whooped. Kooza began with a small man in pyjamas wearing an old-fashioned droopy pom-pommed nightcap. He held up a magic stick, looked at it, and raised it as the set was navigated forward, like an almighty ship pulling into port, and the ethereal voice of the singer swelled around the arena, amplified by the hundreds of speakers perched among us. The show seemed to be extending its hand, whispering in tune, ‘Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination’.

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I can only recall feeling so surreal in a dream. A lithe woman came out and clasped a tissu that was light enough to be carried by air, but strong enough to support a person who is plunging and falling and tumbling and toppling over and over again in ludicrously graceful ways. She was cloaked in decorative fabric and was lifted into the air, seemingly by nothing but an aggressive gust of wind. She started to complete trick after trick that I recognised—I could do that one!—though I could not do so nearly as gracefully or as effortlessly as she could. She did the splits—the tissu began to rise, as did she, her hands holding on, holding on, letting go. She pointed her toes and arched her back. From our seats on the ground we could see her silhouette, the soft lines of her face pointing towards the single strand in front of her, her eyes locked on it. Up so high, her legs were the only thing connecting her to the world. * A historian of the circus, Antony D. Hippisley Coxe, wrote that 187 years ago a pioneer named Philip Astley (who I imagine wore a suit and a moustache) was the first man to stand on top of a horse. The gallop of his horse’s hooves was like a call to the ring for jugglers, acrobats, strong men, trainers and gymnasts—anybody with an unbelievable feat they could perform. Since then, the circus has weathered many storms, evolving and adapting to sustain itself; discarding attractions that were once its most emblematic, like riding bareback horses, and no longer showcasing little people as ‘freaks’. Though what a circus consists of has changed over time, its ability to attract an audience has not. These days, it showcases acrobats dressed as film characters for Cirque du Soleil, aerial contraptions like hoop and silks in the Moscow State Circus, and limbs stuffed into small popcorn machines at Circus Oz. The spectacle of the circus, the otherworldliness, and the costumes take us away, to a place where we can marvel at the feats of humanity. Fantastic human achievement demands a stage and dramatic lights—a ring showcases acrobatic

strength and agility. Audiences today, as in earlier times, are impressed and entertained by the wonder of human and animal performers doing incredible things. Since its inception, and old circuses with funny long names like ‘The Adam Forepaugh & Sells Brothers Great Shows Consolidated’, circus has survived to prove that there is something essential in seeing people perform the impossible. Many of us haven’t hung upside down since the monkey bars at primary school. A timely trip to a travelling show can remind us that so much of life is conventional and predictable. It can’t hurt to remember that there are alternative ways of using our minds and bodies. How marvellous to be taken out of our own, however briefly, and see a face just like ours balanced on top of 20 precariously stacked chairs! How exciting that there exists a place where a marginalised person can announce their identity with gusto and prove that they are extraordinary! When you walk out of a show with your shoes caked in mud, you can take some of its magic with you as you go. I carried it to the ‘Circus Spot’ school in Pascoe Vale. * Back on the train, Lexie and I listen to our music again. The notebook sits between us, the page fully covered in strange little sketches and smudged pencil. We are quiet, looking straight ahead or out the window, as we imagine ourselves moving up so high, at moments, barely hanging on. A few weeks later, our parents and friends will come dutifully to see our performance, and will watch with perhaps a little of the wonder that we watched Sosina, and the women on the hoop and the silks in Circus Oz and Cirque du Soleil. We’ve yet to achieve the career heights of those women, although we can perform up by the ceiling. The best we can do is keep climbing, ‘fancy step up’ and ‘bicycle style’, and perhaps we will bring a new flavour to the circus like those who came before us. Our foot locks will be uneven, perhaps we’ll fall slightly out of our ‘butterfly drop’, but there is pleasure in knowing that we are answering the call to the ring.

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SIX WAYS OF LOOKING AT THE MIRROR BY KANGLI HU 1. Listening It used to be that your favourite Moonlight Sonata was Kempff’s. Most pianists punch you in the face with the monstrous power and fire of the third movement. Kempff, though, somehow finds his characteristic elegance and grace inside that most ferocious of openings. In the same way, most play the first movement delicately, but Kempff’s first movement smoulders with something sinister, some promise of the finale to come. Anyway, you don’t like Kempff so much now. You prefer the piece when played by a machine. The machine produces a steady drumming no; Kempff plays with an unwavering yes. Machines foreground mistakes not made, Kempff searches for elegance and grace: two different types of perfection. It’s sorrow versus joy, retrospection versus progress, isolation versus communion. You can’t hear the notes of the song properly anymore. When you first step into a forest, the waterfall sounds like a heartbeat; when you’ve camped there for a month, you forget it’s even there. Like water, Moonlight Sonata becomes whatever you want it to be. As you listen, your thoughts turn to how heavy your head is, and how sluggish your fingers, how comfortable your seat—how pretty those tree leaves swaying in the gentle wind—how lovely to see where the sky just meets the horizon, where the blue and white become a soft turquoise — and it’s only when the song ends that you realise you were (weren’t?) listening to it at all. 2. Plurality Bleach shoves Ichigo Kurosaki into the role of hero, and he’s the most clichéd, bland, unimaginative hero you’ve met. He also happens to be your favourite character. Clever but not knowledgeable, brave but not perfect, kind but not selfless: that’s not a character, it’s a list of stock traits. But Ichigo isn’t Ichigo, not when he lives on in the memory, anyway—he sticks in your mind in those moments he’s about to die, his shrieking Hollow half gleefully seizing control over him. Murderous, reckless, smirking Ichigo, with snow white hair and ravenous yellow eyes, who kills without compunction and fights without morals, who looks like he’s about to stick his sword through the page and impale you in the chest.

It’s not easy to understand Hollow Ichigo, is it? That’s okay. Misunderstanding tastes like the colour of thought. No one knows why Hollow Ichigo looks so different in Chapter 352 compared to Chapter 164; no one knows why he’s so delighted to talk to Byakuya and so silent with Ulquiorra; no one knows if he loves or hates himself. All that matters is that they are both Ichigo. That’s the only way to realise someone for whom spirit is more important than body. Spirit means breath, and the breath mingles, fuses, dances, with other breaths, with itself. 3. Beauty Hero looks like the most beautiful thing you’ve seen. That’s not easy for something released 16 years ago. You’re also pretty sure you can only watch it online in 240p. In the film, things do not happen as they should, they happen to make the piece more beautiful. When Flying Snow dies, she gives a graceful twirl. When she fights Moon, the tree leaves turn from auburn to red. It’s contrived such that each tale should be depicted with a new colour scheme, and it’s also contrived that Broken Sword should write a two-character poem as his only rhetoric. But no matter which tale, it’s the love story that tattoos itself, all on its own energy, over each of them. Is beauty the same as love? You used to know this answer, but now you’re not sure. You used to know ugliness meant fragmentation, splintering, isolation; you thought beauty was their absence. You’re finding it harder and harder to find that difference. When you knew beauty, poetry came easily to you. When you’ve forgotten it, when you think poetry has an obligation to be more beautiful than silence, you can’t write at all. Hero offers one more idea on beauty. Broken Sword is the deadliest fighter in the story. He loses every battle he fights. 4. Form Broken Sword looks like he could have studied with Feng Qingyang, the wisest swordsman in The Smiling Proud Wanderer. Form in formlessness: not blade work but philosophy. First you shape your spirit into a sword, and then you let go, to carry no sword (violence, anger) at all. If you don’t fight, you can never lose.

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Feng Qingyang’s sword style focuses on forgetting over learning, on trickery over honour, on no technique over memorising technique. You feel dishonest when you describe it, though. It’s more of a non-style, a nothingness; Feng Qingyang only appears once in the work. His absent breath infects the whole of Smiling. The character nicknamed the Gentleman turns out to be the most wicked person in the story, the orthodox Sects in the Five Mountains turn out to be crueller than their enemies the Demonic Sect, the protagonist eventually marries the daughter of the chief of the Demonic Sect. In the artist’s other works, monks are painted with no reverence; in Smiling, you subvert the subversion, and the only real moral characters are monks. Formlessness has never been quite your thing. To be blasted in the face with full freedom is terrifying. You like pattern and imitation, you don’t like singing on stage alone. Your micro-rebellions, those moments where you raise your small voice, where you shout after the echo—they look very far from real formlessness. 5. Divinity To you, the final villain of Bleach looks like Ichigo’s third spirit, and not just because it’s literal. Yhwach wields power over fate. If he wants things done, they are done—instantly, on the page, without cause. Yhwach wants to break Ichigo’s sword, so it is broken. He wants to kill Ichibe, so he is killed. At the same time, Ichigo is a subject of fate. Things are done to him from the very beginning: the Hollow is planted inside him, Rukia stabs him to give him powers, he is born to important people, he meets fighters of just enough strength to push him higher. In the end, still, Ichigo kills his foe. You used to think this was the victory of free will over fate, but now you’re not sure. Isn’t it fate that the hero should defeat the villain? Isn’t it predetermined, the moment he stepped out on the first page, that this is Ichigo’s story, Ichigo’s victory? Observing fate is ennui, a living death. The last brilliant explosion at the end of the string throws alight all that came before it. Essence appears after existence has been snuffed out. Was Yhwach destined to die the instant his powers were conceived, or were his powers conceived the moment he died?

In the end, all you know is that you love Ichigo much more than Yhwach. That’s probably the closest you’ll get to unshackling yourself from the form of fate. For whatever reason, the thought makes you cheerful rather than sad. 6. Revolt The Smiling Proud Wanderer suffers from a failure in the formlessness. Dong Fang Bubai is the most powerful character in the work. They defeat four of the best martial artists in the story at once, and they only need tiny hairpins as their weapons. Dong Fang Bubai castrated themself for this power. In the novel, they fall in love with a man who mocks and disrespects them, and they cater to their lover’s every whim. Despite Dong Fang Bubai’s martial prowess, they have no power whatsoever. It’s the most sickeningly transphobic depiction in art. Dong Fang Bubai doesn’t even get to be queer in the original work— they don’t get to be anything, except a cruel twist of the pen from a cisgender writer. In modern TV adaptations, Dong Fang Bubai breaks out of this prison, often being played by a famous female actor as co-lead. On screen, Dong Fang Bubai exudes, becomes synonymous with, power. No one owns a story quite like this. The aura of Voldemort coupled with a smack of personality: on screen, Dong Fang Bubai spends more time on eyeliner and lipstick than fighting. It looks funny until they flick a hairpin through the throat of an enemy (sometimes an ally). Dong Fang Bubai isn’t a role model. They don’t represent anything. If anything, they symbolise sex appeal. They’re certainly always played by the most beautiful actor in the cast. For the viewer, sex is often associated with heat, desire, meaning, purpose. For Dong Fang Bubai, sex is cold, precise, controlled, about entrapping victims, about exerting the spirit. For Dong Fang Bubai’s body, the objectifying gaze doesn’t exist, not when those eyes are always scared of sustaining a pin flying through the pupil. When you pit Dong Fang Bubai against the viewer, against their creator, against their actor, it’s obvious who wins. Dong Fang Bubai isn’t the most powerful character in the work for nothing.

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You didn’t answer my question though For my sins I live in Melbourne Where love is For all but Only A suggestion. Will These Failures grow Meaning through repetition ? I keep seeing your face-painted concern, when I Spill my drink almost falling between your Mismatched chairs. Did you just pretend not to hear me? Will these failures grow meaning through repetition?

Kick Ons The best thing about a bucket-hat is you can only look down. Long timber scrap fire, cooper’s red amber inclusions. Your speaker dies five hours in, weak sunrise melting with your extended rubber sole. Don’t stamp it. Scrape it. Shape it. I’m sober. I’m not sober. I wish I was sober. I don’t know you. I am nothing if not decorative; the cold excuses my shaking hands. I can’t roll, and our smiles haunt the flame, cold to warm and back.

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amnesis BY ALSTON CHU a crown a card and the gift of the gab get you scarce anywhere since days grow short brick layerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s prayer catch curse in throat beer in bottle and marrow in bone since the austere need value versatility since the chocolate saint arise our airlines linger beyond the grave and the best part of the meat consign itself to the garden section they say the son did cross fit to shape him for the tomb, heart softer and liquor richer for the sacrifice but the killer is deicide gone up to 90c in shrapnel since and since the perfect are no enemy of mine may god remember those that tower above us amen

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Baillieu 24-Hour Study Zone BY STEPHANIE KEE – an empat perkataan perempuan notebook coffee fingers flicker ballpoint scribble absent liquor comrades vanish doonas beckon steely focus headaches threaten bleary weary Somnus blunder muted murmur graveyard slumber tendrils bramble rousing jerking sunshine caffeine runners chirping dawning horror sober sorrow promise better effort morrow

The empat perkataan (Malay for “four words”) is a 15th century Southeast Asian poetic form, recently revived in Singapore. It is perempuan (“female”) when all rules are followed—four words in each line, with lines following a couplet or alternating rhyme scheme, and each word comprising two syllables.

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Dusk BY FREYJA CATRON The light stains the tops of buildings gold fish orange even the deciduous trees and sandstone buildings canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mask the Australian dusk the sound of lorikeets in smoky air some ancestral memory makes me walk faster saber tooth tigers in evening shadows wait down suburban streets

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My fantasy London BY JOCELYN DEANE At night, the streets—unlike any other city—are empty, but the repurposed Victorian gas-lights remain lit. They project onto the neo-classical architecture, the statues of Oxford circus, the garrets made of red brick, exaggerated angles/boundaries of shadow like the cabinet of Dr Caligari, or the fingers in F.W. Murnau’s Nosferatu, edging around the columns and overly decorated facades like vines. The Thames is quiet, wide and black under the Millennium bridge. You think that so long as you can’t see the bottom, it could be deep as space. It reflects nothing. A homeless man is playing the violin toward the west bank end; it sounds like the theme tune of a Saturday morning show on the BBC about child detectives.

Archivism for No-places BY JOCELYN DEANE It’s a cold day in the unreal city. Baroque towers with too many spikes for practical use loom over the interior. They disappear into the low-clouds, omnipresent as the sense that eyes somewhere are being hesitantly averted, and unspeakable rites spoken from the corner of your mouths, as if mumbling the words somehow alleviated any damage. The roads to the college of archaeological research and archivism’s main drag are pot-holed, strewn with debris—architectural and otherwise—from last week’s eldritch summoning. Puddles are lethargically filling, like plow-furrows in a ruined field. A shape in a coat jogs from the south gate, up the 1000 steps of the old faculty, untranslatable runes inscribed on each rung, shimmering, as fresh as the time they were carved. They take the steps two at a time, keeping score in their head, looking down furtively as they ascend. Despite the seemingly finite space, there is always enough room for new names, they think... They wonder what their name might look like translated into that language, before hurrying on, wordless, without looking back. To the left of the main avenue is the dig-site, the rain either evaporating or bending to one side, leaving a perfect dome of dry earth, cordoned off with silver chains that hum slightly. The faculty haven’t determined the full implications of excavating a magical—and therefore ever-changing, refashioning—past… They reach the end of the avenue and enter the central archive, its doors always catching them off-guard with how suddenly they materialise. It’s a ritual at this point; if it didn’t happen you’d be more at risk than not, they think… There’s a slight jump, and they’re inside the cubicle. When they started out here, it unnerved them how rapid the transition was. Now they sit down automatically at their wooden chair, back erect, a globe of fire on the ceiling, the walls as dark as the inside of a mouth. Their desk is mahogany, splintering, treacherous at the edges, its legs peeling varnish. Small insects—fruit flies, gnats, mosquitos; at the desk, they only look up to annihilate their bodies between their palms—buzz around the desk’s growing detritus; no matter how many are destroyed, they are seemingly limitless. They remove their coat, observe the documents, texts, remains in perforated bags, settling in for another day. They catch sight of a scrap of paper in the dreg-heap. They consider it for a few seconds, almost illegible: It’s a cold day in the unreal city…

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A Nihilistic Interpretation of Love BY GEORGIA CAO I took aim, and released. Mushroom clouds snapped apart; a wafer-thin crunch, a child treading on dry leaves, dust gliding aimlessly against light. No exit wounds. It is whole and nothing less, nothing more, until questions nag loose skin on your gums, and patience condenses on bathroom mirror. Hesitation sails every breath you gift, and protects the lungs while crushing the ribs. How will you forget the sun sitting on your lap in winter? As you call the mushroom clouds away, as the fumes suffocate Hesitation, and bright bids well wishes to dark, acquaintance demands no loyalty. I take aim, and release. There was nothing in front of me, the mushrooms cannot grow, my jaw did not crumble, the milk will not pass its expiry date. Faรงade is relative to a recognised embrace of the honest arrow once shot, the tail that leads, the soil it pierces, and the world it fails to madden.

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Suffering BY SARAH PETERS I haven’t known what to write in so long that I’ve returned to scratching the verses from my thighs where you would summon little moans that my words did not permit as you broke every barrier I put up. But I haven’t known you in so long that some nights I sleep with my eyes shut, No longer waiting for the thunderstorm in yours to reduce me – Back to ashes. Sometimes I wonder if the suffering was writing first.

Drowning BY SARAH PETERS When the memories flood through her skin like milk – when you pour it into porridge, Her world melts. Berries that know nothing but the rupturing instead with, A certain sense of shaking and warmth of the neck before nothing. Nothing.

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trying to sleep BY GREER SUTHERLAND if a bear shits in the woods and no-one is around to hear it, then does a bear shit in the woods? whatever the hell *miserably plays bongo drums* SPICE GIRLS SCANDAL: most of these are not REAL spices!! Toowoomba? the sausage roll leader laughed, pastry cape lollygagging around him “good lord, old chap, calm down! it’s only the eternal war!” diet has the instruction DIE in it. we’re being brainwashed, people. vaccinations cause autumn band name idea: the sandpaper boobs that one time dad asked for 200 mL ham “give me your finest liquid ham” *miserably plays maracas* statistically, no is there, like, a non-blasphemous way of saying godforsaken? just “forsaken” i guess (quick, put the blasphemy back in!) pine cone of silence band name idea: the bellyflop brothers humans just stab holes in their flesh then put pretty shiny things there whoo! hoo! well that’s… lucid… ghosts live in the keyhole picture this: Holden Caulfield, doin’ the limbo when you listen to ABBA lyrics those guys don’t really seem to have much self-respect but they’re glitzy about it so that’s OK i guess who invented the word shemozzle and why a bed is an elaborate sleeping bag. a trap. higgledy piggledy and hodge podge both imply chaos and they both have h’s and p’s at the start of the words and have a rhyme scheme going on, if you see what I’m getting at… ground control to Major Thomas, umm, excuse me, band name idea: the telly-tobbles i wonder how people with the name Chuck feel about that (“that” being the fact their name is Chuck. Obviously.) it’s perpetually 3AM in anecdotes crack a smile crack a safe crack a whip crack a knuckle crack a code crack reality man those chicken skewers h ordered tonight looked like the skewers had developed a growth and they decided to call that growth “chicken” and serve it with rice. i can’t stop thinking about it when will we get the lunar panels we deserve? how much wood wood wood WELCOME TO YOKO ONO’S MIND an uncomfortable combination of words: milk skin the moon smiles her mysterious linguini smile a jury of possums say it’s time for me to sleep i am still awake

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I have a crush on e-girls HAZEL LEE’S 2AM POETRY ABOUT MELBOURNE Listening to X only after he’s dead Capitalising on vintage Woolworths’ plastic bags Remixing washed out lo-fi vinyls from Savers Cold blackwork tattoos sensory deprivation tanks milk crates Following edgy destructive Internet girls on Instagram Fifth element in a bathroom dripping with Stop Adani stickers Reposting sad boys popping pingers on SoundCloud Washing down cheap dumplings at Chinatown with goon $15 punk gigs to listen about Jordan Peterson and Andrew Bolt’s Twitter account A café studio that holds pottery and life drawing classes Gums darkened from excessive caffeine and nicotine Shaved heads pierced nipples in 90s sportswear at a warehouse rave Sonic communism posters bags of ket Slurpee cup days terrarium pop-up stores Awkward self-deprecating-but-self-obsessed queers unearthed on Thursdays Baby I listen to Mac Demarco wear Dickies and go to art galleries DTF? Swiping cards and Tinder profiles smashing the patriarchy Tourist merch stained oversized jeans Ringwood skate park Tag me in the most reliable sources to exist Rompa Stompaz The Beetoota Advocate and Vice Breaking bongs smoking meats gagging on shoeys groovin’ moos Interested in every Facebook event only to never show up Tap on or check Where are our mates Melbourne’s PT ticket wardens today? Complaining about the cold weather while wearing shorts and thongs Tired even after a day of unemployment and endless smokos International students in their Vetements never looking up from their phones on Tram 19 Tiny sunglasses coloured hair septum piercings muddy Docs Mullet boys who skate make beats and screen print Eating kebabs smoking shisha getting Maccas after a cheeky birthday nang Nosedive 1-star ratings throwing up in the Uber at 3 Breath only reeked of VB’s and lastly the devil’s cabbage Will I die after a day deprived of avo and darts?

The Mapless Voyage BY SHAIRA AFRIDA OYSHEE Through cradle and gravel, A truth to tell; Mortal is lost, Till last bell.

Betwixt they whisper, Of rounded tales; Naive the ears, More extends.

celestial bodies BY CHIARA SITUMORANG she lies awake legs spread wide ready to birth a new star eyes closed, teeth ground a buildup of cosmic energy a ball of heavenly fire stardrops traveling down her glistening forehead a blinding flash echoes across the universe bursts of life fill the consciousness

she knows

all her life she had been the sun innumerable celestial bodies orbiting around the source of life itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time

a moment of silence, the awful vacuum before an explosion of light and sound and energy and being and there it was there he was the new sun has arrived comets rush away to hail the news whispers of a nebula permeate the air she shines brighter reflecting the light that she holds she looks up and her eyes are aglow brief meteorites before she lays to rest faint music reverberates as the universe celebrates a new era awaits.

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The Monster Myth BY BRONTE GOSPER There’s a monster I’ve heard of over the years that appears in the place of corporeal men. The monster exists in another realm, independent of culture, convention, tradition. I heard about you on the news today, the wolf in the dark the reporter called you by names that suggest you don’t really exist in our world. Nightmare tales of lupine brutes are passed around and peered at with alarm each retelling yields more heads shaken, more fictionalising. But the wolf is all too familiar to me an unsolicited acquaintance, like words that hang in your head thought about, but never said. The monstrous wolf is spoken of like an illusion, thoughtless yet I can’t shake your unapologetic physicality an apparition, a ghost yet heavy with flesh. We go on searching for this monster He’s everywhere, yet somehow nowhere An alien, yet the monster lives just down the street in my town in my university my head my breath; heavy, insistent The search goes on, but it’s not a search, really. It’s a ritual where we blind ourselves again, and again. Dressing the man down the street in a costume, so as to make him more endurable, less recognisable, except in terrifying fable. So as to avoid admitting that these monsters are not principally monsters at all, they are fleshy beings among us whose monstrosity is borne less from some supernatural realm than from the world we see before us, impenitently human.

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BY RACHEL MORLEY

FLASH FICTION PROMPT SEVEN: GALAXIES AND OUTER SPACE ALL THE FAR REACHES OF THE UNIVERSE THAT FIT IN 100 WORDS AND UNDER THE BEACH The spark of your touch, your lips: Gold and silver dots, Splayed on the canvas of time, Igniting my chest. The spell of your touch, your eyes: Infinite depths of blue, Kinder than a forgotten sun, Drowning my soul in waves.

mv^2/r Locked in an orbit. Gave up control. I need to trust gravity. It has no mind of its own. No intentions beyond its automatic pull.

BY NICHOLAS SUJECKI

Close your eyes and accept the tug. Crunch the numbers and you’ll be safe. But the tangible dangers of collision aren’t what I distrust. It is the stasis of what it lacks that makes me uneasy. It will always be an eerie pull that I can only see in my messy calculations, only existing inside my head. I perceive myself to be in orbit.

HOW UNFAIR our mind wanders around the universe, each day hopping on different planets of ideas and dreams. Yesterday you explored a satellite. Today you trounce those three-eyed creatures. Perhaps tomorrow you will be reveling other universes you discover. On the other side, the entire time my mind only land on a star. Captivated. That one single dot of glitter of magic is not the brightest, but the most beautiful; it sparkles an authentic shimmer which light will endure the longest. My mind is inexplicably entangled in that wondrous star which is formulated by both disheveled and enigmatic compositions. You. BY AURELIA TASHA HANDOKO

A NIGHT WITH THE STARS IN DUNSTAN RESERVE he cow jumped over the moon and said, “Fuck the rabbit.” Her name was Jessica* and there were two rabbits: Ashley* and the Easter Bunny*. There is the oldest star in the world, in the whole universe, in the desert in WA and the cow with her two rabbits are going there to collect stardust, leaving Monica*, the turtle to make Faragglow on her own. BY B-TEAM *All names have been changed for privacy reasons.

A point and another point They clash they change path they miss each other they put on different coats They look back and see You and me You, one of the points passing by As time goes by the old me decomposed in the universe I look back and see no one nothing Many many points and points wandering Meeting is only an incident still wandering Missing is a false interpretation of passing by

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BY GLADYS QIN

ART BY ILSA HARUN

BY BLAKE TANG

FOR AND AGAINST: COUNTRY MUSIC

FOR BY MILLY MULLER REEVES

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e got both kinds [of music]—country and western!” Does horror flash before your eyes when you hear this sentence? Is your worst nightmare accompanied by a honkytonk tune? I’m here to convince you that your fear is irrational, and that the bad wrap that country music has completely unfounded. I’ve always said that if I were a drag queen, I’d be known for a wicked rendition of ‘9 to 5’ by Dolly Parton. A song which, not only totally bangs, but also gave us the classic feminist film of the same name wherein Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin kidnap their misogynistic boss and completely transform their workplace to be safe and all inclusive, something with many workplaces today are still lacking. Without country music, we would be missing this incredible piece of cinema and feminist anthem. Speaking of feminism, country music also bought our ears the indisputable tune ‘Man I Feel Like A Woman’ by Shania Twain. This subversive ditty is all about just having a good time with the girls and break free from all the expectations that are placed on women. It’s no wonder that Shania and Dolly’s music have become queer anthems, with both of them providing us many a poppin’ tune with important messages about womanhood, misogyny, and loving yourself. It’s not all political though, and a lot of what I enjoy about country music is how it’s just a bit of fun. Enter dancefloor anthems like Steps’ ‘5, 6, 7, 8’ or Rednex’s ‘Cotton Eye Joe’. These are songs we love to hate, but at the end of the day what we love more than hating them is boot scootin to them, screaming out the lyrics. Hating on country music is denying yourself this simple pleasure in life. The same could be said for classic’s like Miley Cyrus’s ‘Hoedown Throwdown’—you’ve not experienced a big gay party until you’ve seen 100 homos hitting every single dance move, perfectly on beat whilst also reciting the song word for word. I just don’t believe that so many people could have dedicated time and effort to giving us this incredible experience whilst also legitimately hating on the entire genre. Basically, if you’re not boot scootin to these tunes you’re denying yourself the absolute pleasure of letting your hair down and having a good time. That don’t impress me much!

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AGAINST BY LILY DI SCIASCIO

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he’s better known for things that she does on the mattress.” (‘Better Than Revenge’, Taylor Swift) “Lord have mercy how’d she even get them britches on, / With that honky tonk badonkadonk.” (‘Honky Tonk Badonkadonk’, Trace Adkins) “Save a horse, ride a cowboy.” (‘Save A Horse [Ride A Cowboy]’, Big & Rich) “I’m gonna aim my headlights into your bedroom windows / Throw empty beer cans at both of your shadows / I didn’t come here to start a fight, but I’m up for anything tonight / You know you broke the wrong heart baby, and drove me redneck crazy.” (Redneck Crazy, Tyler Farr) We go from some obscure slut shaming by Tay-Tay, to Adkin’s completely absurd labelling of a certain area of the female being. Next, a lyric that could be mistaken as an antibestiality campaign slogan, and lastly, a casual normalising description of some lovely light-harassment with a possibility of domestic abuse. Honestly, do I need to make much more of a case? My entire argument could just be a long list of intrinsically problematic country song quotes. But that would be lazy. And also, there is SO. MUCH. MORE. TO. HATE. Beyond the legitimately concerning representations of women and toxic masculinity within large swathes of country music, here are a few more elements which we must consider in our calculations of utter repulsion against this “artform”: 1) The annoying, whiney twang of the singing. It is blatantly obnoxious to the ear, and verges on assault. 2) Any country song’s innate inability to evolve beyond four chords and utterly basic-bitch rhyme structures (good music is innovative, country music is not; thus, country music is bad music). 3) The genre’s attempts to make itself relevant by incorporating rap are fucking abysmal. Do yourself a favour and DON’T watch ‘Redneck Life’ by Mini Thin. It will murder your eyes and ears. 4) It is perplexingly dominated by white people, despite originating in middle America. Looking past the legitimate arguments against the genre, I truly believe it should be held as an inalienable, universal truth that country music just fucking sucks. Resign it to the realm of drunk ironic sing alongs and sad secret love (PSA: loving country music is as good a contraceptive as wearing Crocs™).

ART BY DAVID ZELEZNIKOW-JOHNSTON

ART BY ASHER KARAHASAN

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