If youre awkward and you know it avoid eye contact and laugh at random times. *clap clap* BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem('posted_date', 1409848261); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById('update_posted_time_3435642').innerHTML = 'posted on ' + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1409848261); });
1. First things first, youre the awkwardest: View this image ' NBC / Viabelieve-indreams.tumblr.com *To the tune of Fancy, even though youre anything but*
2. No one should even ask you to talk on the phone: View this image ' Woods Entertainment / Viascreamtrilogy.tumblr.com Yes hi, I prepared a mental script before making this phone call, so I would appreciate it if you didnt deviate from that.
3. or FaceTime: View this image ' CBS / Viaxclusivetouch.co.uk Lets be honest, Im going to spend more time looking at myself in the little box to make sure I dont look like a monster than pay attention to the conversation.
4. And face-to-face? Well thats just painful for the both of you: View this image ' Viaallieoops.tumblr.com *cringes*
5. Before talking to people, you have to self-motivate not be awkward: View this image '
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FOX / Viamyfabfinance.com Channel Beyonce just this once, please.
6. But then someone goes in for the high-five, and you go in for the hug: View this image ' NBC / Viafunnyjunk.com Youve already blown #5 in the first 30 seconds.
7. It actually pains you to make eye contact with anyone: View this image ' Columbia Pictures / Viaimgur.com Yeah, I see youre looking at my face, but Id rather look at the sky.
8. You forget how to speak in coherent sentences: View this image ' Sony Pictures Classic / Viawhativelearnedthisweek.com I mumbled that entire sentence, so have fun figuring out what I just said.
9. Awkward silences theme half of your conversations: View this image ' NBC / Viagurl.com I WOULD RATHER BE ANYWHERE, BUT HERE RIGHT NOW. I DONT KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
10. So, naturally you try to make a joke to fill the silence: View this image ' NBC / Viaizismile.com
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You are incredibly awkward to talk to, but some people think thats just part of the joke. #blessyou
11. But, your sixth sense is knowing the exact moment youve made the others feel uncomfortable: View this image ' Universal Pictures / Viatwodumbgirls.tumblr.com My joke was a little too weird for only meeting you five minutes ago, huh?
12. You cant talk about yourself ever: View this image ' 20th Century Fox / Viaus105fm.com Can you tell me a little about yourself? Im sorry, I literally just forgot everything Ive ever enjoyed in my entire life.
13. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, OH DO YOU OVERSHARE: View this image ' NBC / Viamylifethroughrealitytv.tumblr.com Im so nervous, I dont know what Im saying.
14. You feel like Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights all the time: View this image ' Columbia Pictures / Viagifrific.com Im either going to use them to talk through the whole conversation or keep them awkwardly at my side I like to keep it interesting.
15. Enjoy your movie! You too. View this image ' Viathe-charming-type.tumblr.com
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*never goes to same movie theater again*
16. You dont really make great first impressions: View this image ' Universal Pictures / Viaunewsbycourtneyfiorini.wordpress.com I do not have the talent of conversing with people at all, really.
17. Sometimes, you are not awkward at all and you feel like the social butterfly you were meant to be: View this image ' NBC / Viasnarksquad.com YEAH, IM THE BEST THAT EVER LIVED.
18. But other times, you start talking and forget mid-way what you were even saying: View this image ' NBC / Viakelliepaxian.wordpress.com Ditto.
19. Really, Im just going to keep filling in this awkward silence with random nonsense: View this image ' ABC / Viapandawhale.com Youll start to notice me backing away slowly, be calm, Im just trying to escape.
20. Your battery life sucks due to the amount of time you spend on it trying to avoid conversation with someone: View this image ' Paramount Pictures / Viabuzzfeed.com
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Seriously, its not you its me.
21. Favorite response: *laughs* Yeah. View this image ' Viaeonline.com Use your words!
22. Then late at night, you think about how awkward you were in every conversation that day: View this image ' ABC / Viagif-central.blogspot.com Why did I do that? Why did I say that? I should have said this! Take me back. Take me back. Take me back. *covers face in blankets*
23. So of course, you go and bury your feelings in the one thing you can actually talk to: View this image ' NBC / Viaruneatrepeat.com No awkward silences, just food. #bless
24. But the best thing you could do is to just *embrace it*: View this image ' MTV / Viaeonline.com Youre awkward! So what? Once you stop worrying about looking awkward, youre going to have more fun doing everything. Read more:http://buzzfeed.com/fivezaj/24-signs-youre-too-awkward-to-talk-to-a8zp 24 Signs Your Awkwardness Is Out Of Control
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