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Mr. Hankey’s Extreme Sex Toys Let’s face it: sometimes even the real thing needs a little help. Fantasy is a huge part of everybody’s sex life, and sometimes a prop, like a toy, it can go a long
For some this means a handy (and hand-filling) companion in a nightstand drawer. For many others, toys are just one part of how they have fun with a partner. Hankey’s Toys proudly handcrafts the best silicone dildos on the internet. From painstakingly-molded realistic toys, to toys drawn completely from the realm of fantasy, Hankey’s Toys has it all.
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The LW Tip
Alien Breeder
Rentman
Michael Vegas
The Plumber
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Can Opener
Davey's Tendrils
Theeng
Oni
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Anaconda
Atlas
Clyde
Kalib
Stump N’ Dump
Tubesteak
Alex
Dominic Pacifico
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XTRA Small
Cholo
Kthulu
Three Amigos
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Cyclops
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@CockMaker
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Venomous Tongue
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Perfectly Firm
The Finest Materials Handcrafted
Compatible
What Sets Hankey’s Toys Apart from others? Hankey’s Toys are handmade Toys from the finest materials, using molds they craft themselves in order to meet the exacting specifications. Mr. Hankey’s work hard to give each of their toys that perfect level of firmness to create believability, while also making our toys comfortable and pleasurable to use.
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The Finest Materials Handcrafted For Your Pleasure Perfectly Firm Designed for Maximum Intensity Compatible With Many Attachments, Strap-ons, and Sex Machines’ Fast Shipping and Best Customer Service 7 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
Handcrafted For Your Pleasure
Each of our toys is made to order, and made to the measurements you choose. Mr. Hankey’s uses their own molds, carefully home made and many of them casted from famous members who have been humbled to allowed themselves to be part of the Hankey’s Family! Browse through these realistic dildos designs inspired by an impressive anatomy
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Designed for The Maximum Intensity From the texture, firmness, length and width, Mr. Hankey's toys are designed to please. Mr. Hankey takes a lot of time and effort to develop each toy, All of these Toys are unique and meant to satisfy their owners.
FIRMNESS LENGTH TEXTURE
WIDTH DESIGN
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How to Choose The Right Fit Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dildo When you are buying a new Mr. Hankey’s toy dildo - This will prevent you from purchasing the wrong size.
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SMALL MEDIUM LARGE/XL XXL XXXL
Mr Hankey's Dildo sizes Small to XXXL Yes. Most Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildos are available in several sizes. Sizes are given as followed from the smallest to largest and up to 4XL. Please note that some dildos are only available in one size. Behind these sizes you will find more detailed dimensions such as thicknesses, lengths and circumferences. Make sure you understand the differences between the dildo sizes and the insertable length.
Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dildos Sizes ● ● ● ● ● ●
XTRA Small Small Small/Medium Medium Medium/Large Large
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Large/Extra Large Extra Large XXL XXXL 4XL One Size
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Length
Circumferences
Tips and Instructions for the right Dildo size Mr. Hankey's Toys dildos are available in several different sizes. Don't get confused this way you will avoid buying the wrong size. You can find tips and instructions for the right Dildo size. So, read this before purchasing. You save both money and a big annoying moment when you buy the wrong size toy. Let’s explore what’s the right size for you now. Selecting the right size toy for your ability level and your goals is an important part of your purchase. If you get a toy that’s too small then you’ll quickly wish you’d gone bigger.
Important dimensions when choosing a new Mr. Hankey’s dildo ● ●
Length - Overall and Insertable Circumference - Near Tip/Head, Middle, Base 12 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
Circumference near middle Circumference near head
Circumference near base
New to play? Start playing with a smaller one the average girth is 4.59 inches for an erect dick. If you’re accustomed to dicks only, start playing with dildos with a circumference of 5-6 inches.
Dildo Girth and Circumference meaning Mr. Hankey's Toys will tell you the dildo circumference from three different points and by comparing these you will be able to choose just the right size dildo for you. Choosing the right size for your needs. When you choose the size of your new Mr. Hankey’s toy dildo, it should be proportional to the size you used to be. So, do not forget about the circumference, because it also plays an important role on the way to your long-awaited satisfaction.
The circumferences of the dildo ● ● ●
Circumference near head/tip Circumference near middle Circumference near base
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Measure the circumference
This is how you measure the size of your dildo Measure the circumference of your current dildo so you know little bit more accuracy of what size dildo you are looking for. Take a measuring tape and measure your dildo to the thickest point. Mr. Hankey's Toys states the dimensions in inches. If you are measuring in centimeters dildo consider the following. One inch is 2.54 centimeters.
Measure the following points from your dildo
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Circumference near head Circumference near middle Circumference near base
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Insertable length
Overall length
Choosing the Mr. Hankey's Toys dildo lengths How to determine the length of a dildo. Total Length is the vertical length of the toy from the two farthest points. Mr. Hankey's Toys refer to this as Overall Length as well. Insertable Length is the length of the toy designed to be safely inserted.
Mr. Hankey's Toys dildo lengths
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Overall length Insertable length
In general, the longer the dildo the thicker it's going to be. This is because most realistic dildos use proportionate dimensions. So it is better to start moving by measuring the circumference of the dildos than the length. This way you are sure to find the right size. 15 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
ISO 10993-10
The Finest Materials - 100% Platinum Silicone Mr. Hankey’s Toys hand craft all of their toys from the world's finest 100% platinum silicones. Mr. Hankey’s are known for using ultra-high performance-grade silicone in their product, tested with ISO 10993-10 standards for irritation and skin sensitization.
All platinum silicone toys are odor free, 100% skin safe, and they will not shrink over time or melt when placed in contact with other toys. Mr. Hankey's Toys are meant to provide a lifetime of fun!
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MEDIUM FIRM
75% SOFT
Perfectly Firm Mr. Hankey’s Toys has done a lots of testing so they have come up with two perfect levels of firmness for their toys; Mr. Hankey’s "Medium Firm" and "75% Soft" levels. Medium Firm level of firmness is firm but not too firm, more like a fully erect penis. Mr. Hankey’s Toys 75% Soft level is softer and more giving. This level of firmness is more like a penis that is 75-80% hard; still a bit soft yet fully functional and, according to their customers, a bit more "lifelike" feeling.
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Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildos color options Three popular colors as standard. The basic Three colors are Natural Tan, Deep Brown and Black. Some dildos also have available Metallic Green. Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon dildo in your favorite color – it is possible! In addition, you can choose your own custom color or colors combination.
NATURAL TAN
DEEP BROWN
BLACK
Mr. Hankey’s Toys can be in many solid colors, gold and silver metallic colors and 2-Tone colors. You can choose from two colors mix maximum on any custom request. 2-Tone colors have an inner core color and a, semi-translucent colored outer layer. Then Marble are two colors poured together to get a marbled effect. Learn more about how you can design your own color combination.
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Compatible With Many Attachments, Strap-ons, and Sex Machines If you purchase the attachment hole at checkout, you will be able to use their products with many attachments on the market. Simply purchase this option at the checkout point and you will be able to use your toy with your strap-on or sex machine. Because of the weight of their toys, we recommend using a strap-on system that uses both a barb-style system with rings that are used to secure toys in place. Recommend sex machines from here.
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Clip-Clop dildo SIZES: ORIGINAL | LARGE | XXL | 4XL Clip-Clop is a tremendous stallion guaranteed to give you wild ride! Hankey's Toys' next life cast is here! When this meaty mid- western ranch stud came to us with his horse-hung member sticking out of his pants, we had to take cast! Specs | Images | BUY NOW Clip-Clop dildo
Medium
Large
XXL
4XL
5.75"
7.75"
10.00"
11.75”
Circumference near middle
6.25"
8.60"
11.00"
13.10”
Circumference near base:
6.90"
9.10"
12.00"
14.25”
Circumference near head
Overall length
9.00"
12.00"
14.24"
17.25”
Insertable length
7.50"
9.50"
12.00"
14.00”
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
3.00”
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Minotaur dildo SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | 4XL Minotaur dildo
The Minotaur has lived his life in the dark depths of the labyrinth, so he knows his way around deep dark holes. The Minotaur's glans comes in a magnificent spherical shape and the shaft has a wide cross section that'll have you bellowing like a heifer in heat as he thrusts deep into your hungry sphincter. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Medium
Large
XXL
4XL
Circumference near head
6.63"
8.00"
9.25"
10.25”
Circumference near middle
8.20"
10.00"
11.25"
13.13”
Circumference near base:
7.50"
8.50"
10.00"
11.75”
Overall length
10.13"
11.75"
13.38"
14.75”
Insertable length
7.50"
8.75"
10.25"
11.50”
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
3.00”
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-
Minotaur dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Kane Korso dildo SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | 4XL WOOF! The Kane Korso's calling for you, don't make him wait too long; he's a ruff and tough dogman that'll take you for the walk of your life. Kane Korso dildo
Medium
Large
XXL
4XL
6.13"
7.63"
9.25"
10.75”
Circumference near middle
8.50"
10.60"
13.13"
15.20”
Circumference near base:
7.30"
9.25"
11.25"
13.15”
Overall length
10.38"
12.63"
14.40"
17.10”
Insertable length
8.13"
10.00"
12.10"
14.00”
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
-
-
-
Circumference near tip
The Kane Korso is noble and a protector, but he's also assertive with an imposing appearance that'll have you rolling over and showing your belly in submission. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Kane Korso dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Cockadile dildo
Small
Medium
XL
XXL
Circumference near tip
5.60"
7.00"
8.50"
9.50”
Circumference near middle
7.10"
9.10"
11.00"
12.25”
Circumference near base:
6.50"
8.50"
10.40"
11.70”
Overall length
9.50"
11.60"
13.60"
15.90”
Insertable length
8.25"
10.25"
12.25"
14.15”
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
3.00”
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Cockadile dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | XL | XXL
Cockadile dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Cockadiles can make their homes almost anywhere, but they are most comfortable deep in your warm, wet hole! The Cockadile is easily identifiable by its scaly reptilian hide, smooth underbelly, and its v-shaped head perfect for thrusting in and out of even the deepest of crevices. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW 24 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
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Scimitar dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | XL | XXL If you love your toys with some curve, you'll love the Scimitar.
Scimitar dildo
Small
Medium
XL
XXL
Circumference near tip
5.00"
6.25"
7.50"
8.75”
Circumference near middle
6.00"
7.38"
9.00"
10.00”
Circumference near base:
6.76"
8.25"
9.80"
11.50”
Overall length
8.75"
10.00"
12.10"
13.90”
Insertable length
6.25"
7.75"
9.00"
10.50”
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
3.00”
-
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It's convex shaped shaft is perfect for hitting the g-spot, p-spot, and the rest of the a through z spots! This beautifully crafted toy comes from the imagination of the same designer who brought you the Oni. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Scimitar dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Horny Rhino dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XL Horny Rhino dildo Sizes
SMALL
MEDIUM
LARGE
XL
Circumference near head
5.25"
6.25"
7.25"
8.50"
Circumference near first knot
6.00"
7.10"
8.30"
9.75"
Circumference near second knot
7.00"
8.30"
9.90"
11.50"
Circumference near base
7.25"
8.75"
10.00"
11.90"
Overall length
9.25"
10.90"
12.75"
14.75"
Insertable length
8.25"
9.90"
11.75"
13.75"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
3.00"
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The Horny Rhino is just the right toy to pound you into a daze. This incredible toy features all of the wrinkly skin detail you would expect to find on a rhinoceros with some added bumpy texture on the crown designed specifically for your pleasure!
Horny Rhino sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer’s Guide
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Kinky Cobra dildo SIZES: SMALL | LARGE | XL | XXL
As if things weren't kinky enough around here, we bring to you the Kinky Cobra! The Kinky Cobra features an exceptionally detailed pulled back hood that reveals the perfect snake head that'll wriggle and writhe up your hungry hole.
Kinky Cobra dildo Sizes
SMALL
LARGE
XL
XXL
Circumference near head
5.10"
6.00"
6.75"
7.75"
Circumference near middle
6.75"
8.10"
9.20"
10.50"
Circumference near base
8.75"
10.00"
11.10"
12.75"
Overall length
9.50"
11.00"
12.50"
13.75"
Insertable length
8.50"
10.00"
11.25"
12.75"
2.50”
3.00”
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-
Strapon Ring Size
Kinky Cobra sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer’s Guide
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Gut Puncher dildo SIZES: XL | XXL | 4XL This is for the true FF lover, the GUT PUNCHER IS HERE! Get your gut's pounded, no friend needed, just insert and punch those guts. This is a lifecasting from a real hand and forearm, almost to the elbow. Get fisted today, whether beginner or expert, no partner needed, we now have a fist for you! Specs | Images | BUY NOW
Gut Puncher dildo Sizes
XL
XXL
4XL
Circumference near knuckle
10.25"
12.00"
13.75"
Circumference near wrist
8.25"
9.25"
11.20"
Circumference near forearm
11.25"
12.75"
15.25"
Overall length
13.00"
15.50"
17.25"
Insertable length
12.50"
14.50"
16.25"
Strapon Ring Size
-
-
-
Cut Puncher sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer’s Guide
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If you enjoy depth, here's your toy!
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Serpentine dildo SIZES: XS | MEDIUM | LARGE | XL Looking for length without the girth? The Serpentine is the perfect depth toy with insertable lengths ranging from about 12" all the way up to close to 24". We have not scaled up the circumference on this toy either, the circumference stays consistent with each size so that you can go as deep as you like.
Serpentine dildo Sizes Circumference near head
Medium
Large
XL
5.75"
5.75"
5.75"
Circumference near middle
5.50"
5.50"
5.50"
Circumference near base:
6.25"
6.25"
6.25"
Overall length
13.00"
19.00"
25.00"
Insertable length
11.75"
17.25"
23.50"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
2.50”
2.50”
Serpentine sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Venomous Tongue SIZES: XS | MEDIUM | LARGE | XL
Like to get licked? Bet you have never met someone with a tongue quite like the Venomous Tongue! This twisted, tapered tongue will reach places that no human tongue can ever hope to reach. This sentient alien creature's tapered tongue will slide its way in, licking and lapping up your juices as you writhe and squirm. Once the Venomous Tongue gets inside you, nothing will ever be the same again. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Venomous Tongue
XS
Small
Medium
XL
Circumference near tip
2.25"
2.75"
3.50"
4.00 7.00”
Circumference near middle
3.80"
4.75"
5.50"
Circumference near base:
5.25"
6.63"
8.00"
9.20
Overall length
10.38"
12.00"
14.50"
17.00
Insertable length
9.38"
11.25"
13.50"
16.00
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
2.50”
3.00”
3.00”
Venomous Tongue sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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@CockMaker dildo SIZES: ORIGINAL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL
Now you can take the cock from the guy that made your cock! Introducing the @CockMaker.
@CockMaker dildo Sizes Circumference near head
Original
Medium
Large/XL
XXL
4.50"
6.25"
8.00"
9.50"
Circumference near middle
5.25"
7.25"
9.00"
10.75"
Circumference near base:
5.50"
7.50"
9.50"
11.13"
Overall length
6.50"
8.88"
10.38"
12.50"
Insertable length
5.00"
6.25"
8.60"
10.25"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
2.50”
3.00”
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This toy was molded directly from our employee's cock, you can check him out on Twitter here, he has many fans. The CockMaker handmakes our customer's orders every day, most famous for creating our amazing marbled colors & patterns. Specs | Images | BUY NOW
@CockMaker sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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This toy is offered in Mr. Hankey’s Toys new Metallic Purple color at no extra charge.
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Davey's Tendrils dildo
SIZES: XS | MEDIUM | LARGE | XL Davey's Tendrils dildo Sizes
Yar, mate! Meet Davey's Tendrils, a beautiful design of intertwined tentacles. The famous butt pirate of the high-seas, Davey's low hanging, tangled, twisted tendrils will slither and sail their way into your booty seeking that bounty at the end of the voyage.
XS
Medium
Large
XL
Circumference near tip
2.75"
3.25"
3.75"
4.75"
Circumference near middle
4.25"
5.50"
6.75"
8.25"
Circumference near base:
5.75"
7.50"
9.25"
11.13"
Overall length
8.25"
11.00"
12.75"
15.00"
Insertable length
7.25"
9.50"
11.75"
14.00"
-
2.50”
3.00”
-
Strapon Ring Size
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Mr. Hankey’s New Dildos All New Hot dildos are here Now. Also Check out & Try these New creations. Yes, they are awesome!
Three Amigos
Lampwick Uncut
Dominic Pacifico
Machoman
Clyde
Theeng
Michael Vegas
Midass Touch
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Atlas dildo
SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | 4XL
Bigger than Goliath? Bigger than the Ogre? Yes, this is Mr. Hankey’s Toys Atlas LARGEST 4XL toy to date. Atlas dildo Sizes
The 4XL Atlas is a beast and should ONLY be attempted by pros. A true hybrid, The Atlas is a mixture between a real lifecasting with some alterations made such as the bulbous center and unique shape.
Medium
Large
XXL
4XL
Circumference near head
6.25"
7.50"
9.00"
12.00"
Circumference near middle
9.00"
11.00"
13.00"
17.50"
Circumference near base:
8.00"
9.88"
11.75"
15.50"
Overall length
10.50"
12.13"
14.13"
18.00"
Insertable length
7.50"
9.00"
10.75"
14.25"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00"
-
-
-
Atlas sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
This bad boy will fill you up for sure. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Axel dildo SIZES: ORIGINAL | MEDIUM | XL | XXXL
Meet Axel dildo, the anonymous guy with the perfect pecker. Axel came to us for a lifecasting but asked not to be revealed. Axel has a great-looking cock, great shape, and perfect dimensions. If you have been looking for that anonymous fuck, let Axel get in your rosebud and turn you out. Axel dildo Sizes
Original
Medium
XL
Circumference near head
4.88"
6.63"
8.50"
XXXL 10.25"
Circumference near middle
5.88"
8.13"
10.38"
12.63"
Circumference near base:
6.25"
8.31"
10.75"
13.00"
Overall length
7.13"
9.63"
12.13"
14.50"
Insertable length
5.25"
7.20"
9.25"
11.25"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
3.00"
-
-
Take Axel home tonight, light the candles, and go to town! Specs | Images | BUY NOW
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Kthulu dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL
Kthulu dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Circumference near head
6.50"
Circumference near middle
7.75"
Circumference near base:
Large
XXL
8.00"
9.38"
10.88"
9.50"
11.13"
12.88"
6.38"
8.00"
9.50"
11.00"
Overall length
9.50"
11.13"
12.63"
14.25"
Insertable length
7.50"
9.50"
11.00"
12.50"
2.50"
3.00"
-
-
Strapon Ring Size
Kthulu Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
You can hear the calling of Kthulu to your hole… like the sound of the wind blowing over the top of a bottle. You crave for this old god to dive deep, entering your dark caverns with its thick bulbous head and octopus-like feelers, exploring and looking for just the right spot, ready to plant its seed deep inside. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Lampwick Uncut dildo
SIZES: SMALL | LARGE | XXL | XXXL Lampwick Uncut Sizes Circumference near head
Small medium
Large
XXL
4XL
6.25"
7.75"
9.50"
11.10"
Circumference near middle
7.75"
8.25"
9.90"
11.50"
Circumference near base:
6.50"
7.75"
9.50"
11.00"
Overall length
11.75"
14.25"
16.75"
19.63"
Insertable length
9.00"
11.00"
13.00"
15.20"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
2.50"
-
-
Lampwick Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Lampwick Uncut with all new detail added throughout the toy, slightly different shaping to hit all the right spots and definately long enough to itch your scratch. Even if you own our original Lampwick, you will find differences throughout including dimensions, texture and shape with all the similarities you love from the original. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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NEW DILDO
Michael Vegas If you've noticed how Michael Vegas seems almost too good at playing a doctor, it's because he studied medicine and worked as an Emergency Medical Technician before bringing his built body into the world of porn. Not manly enough yet? He was also a top firefighter... When Michael's not earning dozens of industry award nominations and taking home a pair of XBIZ Best Actor trophies, his favorite hobby is photographing beautiful women, and then giving them a full-body fucking that leaves them speechless and satiated. | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
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Michael Vegas dildo
SIZES: ORIGINAL | LARGE | XXL | XXXL Michael Vegas Sizes
Original
Large
XXL
Circumference near head
6.00"
7.25"
8.50"
9.90"
Circumference near middle
6.80"
8.60"
10.25"
12.10"
XXXL
Circumference near base:
6.60"
8.30"
10.00"
11.60"
Overall length
9.90"
12.00"
13.90"
15.75"
Insertable length
7.25"
8.90"
10.60"
12.25"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
3.00"
-
-
Michael Vegas Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Just google his name and you will see him everywhere. This is one kinky dude with a nice cock. All real lifecasting, we captured every detail. Michael Vegas is offered in his original size all the way up to the mega-sized 3XL! Get some popcorn, turn on one of his movies and pound yourself into oblivion with his hot meat stick tonight! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Theeng dildo
SIZES: SMALL/MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | XXXL
The Theeng dildo Sizes
S/M
Large
XXL
4XL
Circumference near head
6.90"
8.00"
9.10"
10.50"
Circumference near middle
8.00"
9.10"
10.40"
12.00"
Circumference near base:
7.50"
8.60"
9.75"
11.25"
Overall length
10.00"
11.50"
12.75"
14.40"
Insertable length
8.00"
9.20"
10.50"
12.00"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
3.50"
-
-
IT'S POUNDIN' TIME! Get ready to finally experience the rock-hard ride of your life with The Theeng. Relax, take a deep breath, and enjoy every stony groove and rocky ridge as you finally take The Theeng's mighty member. The Theeng features a fantastical rocky surface with incredible pulled- back foreskin and vein details that are sure to hit just the right spots. But be warned, climactic landslides are imminent when your hop on this boulder!
The Theeng Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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NEW Mr. Hankey’s Toys
CLYDE 6'-2" tall 240 lbs
Clyde dildo Meet Clyde, the burly truck driver we met while on a road trip in Arizona at the I-10 Triple T truck stop. We stopped in for some drinks and snacks but that not all that we ended up with.
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Clyde dildo
SIZES: SMALL/MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | XXXL
Clyde dildo Sizes
Original
Large
XXL
XXXL
Circumference near head
7.50"
8.40"
10.00"
11.75"
Circumference near middle
7.75"
9.60"
11.50"
13.25"
Circumference near base:
8.10"
10.25"
12.40"
14.40"
Overall length
7.90"
9.90"
11.25"
13.00"
Insertable length
5.10"
6.50"
7.40"
9.00"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
3.00"
-
-
Meet Clyde, the burly truck driver we met while on a road trip in Arizona at the I-10 Triple T truck stop. We stopped in for some drinks and snacks but that not all that we ended up with. While visiting the restroom to freshen up we met Clyde, standing at 6'-2" tall and approaching 240lbs, Clyde is a sight to be seen. Burly, hairy, sweaty and all man. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Clyde Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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NEW DILDO Mr. Hankey’s Toys
Dominic Pacifico There's a lot more to Dominic Pacifico than you might at first expect. Although a leading name in the gay adult entertainment business with more than 80 full feature DVD's under his belt, this multi-award-winning performer has far more going on than what you see at first glance. Having appeared on-screen for every major studio in the gay adult business, handsome and sexy Dominic has created an incredible following of adoring fans across the world, which is evidenced by his inclusion in the top ten list at the XBiz Awards for Gay Porn Star of the Year 2013!
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Dominic Pacifico dildo SIZES: ORIGINAL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XL
Dominic Pacifico dildo Sizes
Original
Medium
LG/XL
XXL
5.00"
6.50"
7.60"
8.75"
Circumference near middle
6.10"
8.00"
9.25"
10.75"
Circumference near base:
6.35"
8.20"
9.50"
11.20"
Overall length
9.00"
11.10"
12.75"
14.50"
Insertable length
7.25"
8.75"
10.50"
12.00"
2.50"
2.5”/3”
-
-
Circumference near head
Strapon Ring Size
We know you've been waiting a long time to ride Daddy Dominic's big bulging meat stick. Well, you finally have your chance! Realistic life-casting of Dominic Pacifico's meaty member. Since 1998 Dominic has enjoyed a prolific career as a producer and of course, as many know, a wall of fame award winning pornstar, dominant master fetish daddy, a power top and hungry bottom. Dominic Pacifico is a muscular bodybuilder who is big on fulfilling your deepest desires.
Dominic Pacifico Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Three Amigos dildo
SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XL | XXL
Three Amigos dildo Sizes
Medium
Large
XL
XXL
Circumference near head
5.00"
6.50"
7.60"
8.75"
Circumference near middle
6.10"
8.00"
9.25"
10.75"
Circumference near base:
6.35"
8.20"
9.50"
11.20"
Overall length
9.00"
11.10"
12.75"
14.50"
Insertable length
7.25"
8.75"
10.50"
12.00"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
2.5”/3”
-
-
Three Amigos Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Get three for one with the Three Amigos Is your hole craving some extra attention? How about stuffing it with three cocks simultaneously? The Three Amigos is a beautiful toy featuring three cocks, all in position and ready to stuff your greedy meat wallet. Now your fantasies can become a reality, how many people can say they have experienced the feeling of three men, all entering at once? It's pure ecstasy, no where else will you find something like this, it's truly a work of art! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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The Midass Touch dildo
SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XL | XXL The Midass Touch dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
LG/XL
XXL
Circumference near first knuckle
4.25"
5.38"
6.50"
7.50"
Circumference near second knuckle
5.25"
6.55"
7.90"
9.30"
Circumference near base:
6.13"
7.55"
9.25"
10.90"
Overall length
9.13"
11.38"
13.30"
15.13"
Insertable length
8.13"
10.00"
11.80"
13.90"
2.50"
2.5”
3.00”
-
Strapon Ring Size
The Midass Touch is a truly unique toy, casted from a real human finger and scaled up to gigantic proportions; playing with this monster digit is sure to be a finger-blast! Go ahead, pull my finger...out, and then push it back in - all the way up past each lovely, knobby knuckle. The Midass Touch will put your proctologist to shame, this is how a REAL exam should be performed, let Dr. Midass show you the way.
The Midass Touch Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Machoman dildo
SIZES: ORIGINAL | LARGE | XXL | XXXL Machoman dildo Sizes
Original
LG/XL
XXL
XXXL
Circumference near head
6.25"
7.90"
9.50"
11.50"
Circumference near middle
7.23"
9.00"
11.00"
13.00"
Circumference near base:
7.25"
9.50"
11.50"
13.50"
Overall length
9.20"
11.25"
13.25"
15.60"
Insertable length
7.00"
8.80"
10.25"
12.10"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
3.00”
-
-
Machoman Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Like em' macho? Meet Machoman! The Machoman dildo is a lifecasting we performed on the real life escort MachoMexXXL, an uncut Latin stud located in Las Vegas, Nevada. With an extremely wide cross section, this giant, ultra-wide cock is sure to get you opened up in ways you have never experienced before, delivering an entirely new experience especially if you are primarily used to toys with a typical round shaft. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Realistic Dildos
Size matters, and no sexual organ could ever outsize the imagination. Fantasy is a central part of everybody’s sex life, but nothing drives fantasy quite like holding something solid in your hand. Mr. Hankey’s line of realistic dildos ranges from small to XXX large, bringing even the most adventurous of size queen fantasies to life. Mr. Hankey’s sizes range from the impressive to the outright colossal, each of them with details you would find on the real thing. Some of our realistic dildos are even sculpted from molds of famous porn stars. If you ever wanted to know what it feels like to be with Ray Diesel, here’s your chance. Doing What Your Boyfriend Can’t Browse Mr. Hankey's large realistic dildo collection. We’re sure at least one of them will jump off the page for you. If you’ve yearned for a dildo that gets just that much closer to the real thing, and fulfills all of your most sordid fantasies, Hankey’s Toys has what you need, and
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Rentman dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXXL
Mr Hankey’s created this monster dildo from the mold of a real penis—one of our most eye-pleasing molds to date. The Rentman dildo is dedicated to all of our fans who love dick! Every wrinkle, vein, and fold will trigger every pleasure-feeling nerve ending in your hole.
Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Rentman dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
LG/XL
XXXL
Circumference near head
5.75"
7.00"
9.00"
10.00"
Circumference near middle
6.12"
7.50"
9.25"
11.00"
Circumference near base:
6.12"
7.50"
9.25"
11.00"
Overall length
9.50"
11.00"
13.25"
15.25"
Insertable length
7.50"
9.00"
11.00"
12.50"
2.50”
2.50
3.00”
-
Strapon Ring Size
Rantman Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Lampwick dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXXL
The fan-favorite Lampwick is back, and better than ever! We worked with the original Lampwick designer to revive this beautiful masterpiece, fully redesigned from tip to base. For all you Lampwick fans who’ve been searching for this toy, congratulations you have found the source! This tasteful toy was created using all-new pioneering methods. We started with a single clay sculpt, later resizing the original model into four sizes.
Lampwick dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
XL
Circumference near head
5.00"
7.25"
8.50"
9.25"
Circumference near middle
5.55"
7.75"
9.25"
10.50" 10.30"
XXXL
Circumference near base:
5.75"
8.00"
9.00"
Overall length
9.50"
13.00"
14.75"
16.25"
Insertable length
7.00"
10.00"
11.65"
12.80"
-
2.50”
3.00”
-
Strapon Ring Size
Lampwick Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Chorizo N’ Eggs dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | XXXL
Are you hungry yet? Fill your holes with mouth-watering Chorizo n' Eggs! Place your order and let our Chef's whip you up a hefty uncut chorizo sausage with two perfectly cooked, hard-boiled, low-hanging eggs.
Chorizo N’ Eggs dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
LG/XL
XXL
XXXL
Circumference near head
6.20"
7.50"
8.70"
9.90"
11.38”
Circumference near middle
7.00"
8.50"
9.80"
11.20"
13.44”
Circumference near base:
6.75"
8.00"
9.30"
10.60"
12.94”
Overall length
8.10"
9.50"
11.00"
12.00"
14.38”
Insertable length
6.20"
7.30"
8.50"
9.60"
11.20”
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
3.00”
3.00”
-
Chorizo N’ Eggs Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
This bad-boy is sure to fill the hungriest of holes, our robust sausage and eggs will leave you nice and full, just be sure to eat it all, don't leave any on your plate! Specs | Images | BUY NOW
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Beefcake dildo
SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXXL Beefcake dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large/XL
XXXL
Circumference near head
5.00"
6.13"
7.13"
8.35"
Circumference near middle
7.00"
8.50"
10.13"
11.80"
Circumference near base:
6.38"
7.88"
9.13"
10.88"
Overall length
8.00"
9.88"
11.63"
13.15"
Insertable length
6.44"
8.38"
9.63"
10.62"
2.50"
3.00”
-
-
Strapon Ring Size
Beefcake Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Like your cocks BEEFY? The Beefcake it will stretch you WIDE open. The Beefcake will stretch you WIDE open. It's just like taking a big football shaped cock into your starving hole - slowly expanding you open until you hit the middle of the super-wide shaft and then, with a moan of ecstasy you slam down on the remainder, smashing your hot, wet taint against the Beefcake's big meaty balls, fully impaled by this thick, meaty monster! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Cody Cachet dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL
Cody Cachet dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large
XXL
Circumference near head
5.50"
6.00"
7.50"
9.15" 9.40"
Circumference near middle
5.50"
6.10"
7.70"
Circumference near base:
5.40"
6.00"
7.50"
9.30"
Overall length
7.50"
9.60"
12.40"
14.75"
Insertable length
6.40"
8.00"
10.30"
12.50"
Strapon Ring Size
-
-
-
-
Cody Cachet Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Cody Cachet - Every Inch! All good things cum to those who wait! Cody Cachet, the twink with the big dick, paid a visit to our shop and now we are proud to introduce you to his very own lifecasting! As a porn star twink, Cody made big waves in the industry using his impressive tool to make the other boys go gaga - and now you can too! Cody's lifecasting is a perfect mold of the real thing, right down to the last detail. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW 56 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
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Mateo dildo
SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXXL Meet Mateo, another genuine lifecasting from Hankey's Toys! Mateo is a real-life commercial pilot and the friend of an employee who works here at Hankey's Toys.
Mateo dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large
XXXL
Circumference near head
5.00"
7.25"
9.50"
12.00"
Circumference near middle
5.25"
7.85"
10.00"
12.25"
Circumference near base:
5.50"
8.00"
10.35"
12.90"
Overall length
5.50"
7.50"
9.50"
11.50"
Insertable length
4.50"
6.60"
8.50"
10.50"
-
2.50”
3.00”
-
Strapon Ring Size
Mateo Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Mateo was in town for the day, having landed in San Diego to spend the night and get some rest. Mateo dropped by our warehouse for a quick tour and lunch. After the tour of the warehouse and during lunch, he began expressing some interest in performing a lifecasting. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW 57 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
Ray Diesel - the man with the giant cock! Mr. Hankey’s Toys Ray Diesel dildo
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Ray Diesel dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXL | XXXL Ray Diesel, the man with the giant cock! Now available in five sizes - starting with the small size and going all the way up to the massive XXXL size. This toy is an actual lifecasting of Ray Diesel's rock- hard, extra wide man-meat it's an exact copy of the well hung master's member! Every detail has been captured, even the natural bend in his shaft! We are so proud of this one that we have released it in five sizes - there is sure to be a size here to please anyone! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Ray Diesel dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
LG/XL
XXL
Circumference near head
5.50"
6.25"
7.00"
7.80"
8.50”
Circumference near middle
6.25"
7.25"
8.50"
9.50"
10.90”
Circumference near base:
6.20"
7.30"
8.55"
9.75"
11.05”
Overall length
9.10"
10.75"
12.25"
13.50"
15.00”
XXXL
Insertable length
7.10"
8.65"
9.80"
11.00"
12.25”
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
2.50”
3.00”
3.00”
-
Ray Diesel Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Big Daddy dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXXL
Another work of art from from our master designer is here! The Big Daddy best describes this toy now available in four sizes.
Big Daddy dildo Sizes
Small
Large
XXL
4XL
Circumference near head
6.10"
8.00"
9.75"
11.60"
Circumference near middle
8.00"
10.25"
12.60"
15.15"
Circumference near base:
8.75"
11.35"
14.00"
16.75"
Overall length
8.15"
10.10"
12.15"
14.40"
Insertable length
7.15"
9.10"
11.15"
13.40"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
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Big Daddy Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
This toy has incredible detail and looks just absolutely amazing! From the intense realistic skin texture to the realistic vein patterns, this is probably one of our best looking circumcised cocks we offer. The head is nicely tapered and the rim is not overdone yet will give a slight pop as it enters. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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TOP 5 Best Realistic dildos 1. Boss Hogg dildo 2. Rentman dildo 3. Nick Capra dildo 4. Goliath dildo 5. Topher Michels
Nick Capra dildo
Rentman dildo
Boss Hogg dildo
Goliath dildo
Topher Michels
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Coliath dildo Sizes
Medium
Large/XL
XXL
5.50"
6.50"
8.00"
Circumference near middle
9.00"
13.00"
15.25"
Circumference near base:
11.50"
13.75"
15.87"
Overall length
10.25"
12.50"
14.25"
Insertable length
8.75"
10.50"
12.00"
Strapon Ring Size
-
-
-
Circumference near head
Coliath Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Goliath dildo SIZES: LARGE/XL | XXL | XXL
The girthy Goliath now comes in THREE SIZES! We know some of you have been working your way to the Goliath, but now with the LG/XL and XXL sizes available, you don't have to wait to experience this giant of a toy! The Goliath is beautifully designed with the most intricate detail: an uncut head, a smooth surface with realistic vein patterns, and balls. Let the Goliath dildo take you for the ride of your life. Read more MORE INFORMATION | Specifications | Images | Colors | Sizes | BUY NOW 62 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
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XXXCalibur dildo SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXL
Truly the King of sex toys, this legendary Excalibur dildo is always a welcomed guest at a good sword fight. As the real legend would have it, the great King Arthur finally released the XXXCalibur from a vacuous cavern, otherwise known as Sir Lancelot’s ass. The clouds parted in the sky and a light shone down from heavens above.
XXXCalibur dildo Sizes
Medium
Large
XXL 7.60"
Circumference near head
6.55"
7.25"
Circumference near middle
8.00"
8.75"
9.50"
Circumference near base:
8.25"
9.25"
9.60"
Overall length
14.50"
15.50"
17.25"
Insertable length
11.40"
12.50"
13.30"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
3.00”
3.00”
Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
XXXCalibur Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Cyrus King dildo
SIZES: ORIGINAL | MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXXL
Cyrus King is here! An absolute gorgeous lifecasting of pornstar Cyrus King, this lifecasting is amazing - every single detail was captured. Wanna feel Cyrus King pounding your guts? Now you can! The balls on this toy are amazing, probably the best detail we have captured to date.
Cyrus King dildo Sizes
Original
Medium
LG/XL
Circumference near head
5.60"
7.25"
9.20"
XXXL 11.30"
Circumference near middle
5.80"
7.55"
9.25"
10.75"
Circumference near base:
6.50"
8.50"
10.10"
12.10"
Overall length
8.50"
10.75"
13.00"
15.25"
Insertable length
7.00"
9.00"
11.00"
13.00"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
3.00”
3.00”
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Cyrus King Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
We can't say enough good stuff about this toy, you really need to see (and feel) it to truly appreciate just how real this toy is. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Latin Lover dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | XXXL
The Best Realistic Latin Dildo! A favorite for our fans who love colossal, burly, succulent cock! This masterpiece sets the standards for all others. The Latin Lover aims to please with four fantastic, fulfilling sizes to stuff yourself with. Lock yourself away and take a trip to the coast of Spain where this Rico Suave will have you howling, “¡Ay Dios mío!” Handsome and meaty, this uber realistic dildo is wrapped in veins and medium-heavy skin texture that will have you wondering if its fake or not. Latin Lover dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large/XL
XXXL
Circumference near head
6.75"
8.63"
10.00"
11.13"
Circumference near middle
6.75"
8.63"
10.13"
11.13"
Circumference near base:
6.75"
8.75"
10.25"
11.50"
Overall length
9.00"
11.75"
12.75"
14.75"
Insertable length
6.38"
8.63"
9.63"
11.00"
Strapon Ring Size
-
3.00”
3.00”
-
Specs | Images | BUY NOW
Latin Lover Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Nick Capra dildo Sizes
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Nick Capra dildo SIZES: ORIGINAL | MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXXL
Original
Medium
Large/XL
Circumference near head
5.90"
7.10"
8.75"
XXXL 10.10"
Circumference near middle
7.20"
8.65"
10.95"
12.50"
Circumference near base:
7.15"
8.75"
10.75"
12.60"
Overall length
8.50"
10.25"
12.25"
14.25"
Insertable length
6.70"
8.00"
10.00"
11.50"
Strapon Ring Size
-
2.50”
3.00”
-
Nick Capra Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Whoever said “ain’t nothing like the real thing” never met our supersized lifecasted Nick Capra dildo! Sculpted from a lifecast Nick Capra himself we’re especially proud of this cast. We’ve managed to recreate Capra’s phallus down to the last detail, and if having the genuine article pounding your guts was not enough, we’ve resized him all up to our towering XXXL! Choose from the original Nick Capra replica dildo all the way up to our XXXL version, and get ready to feel all those dirty details in staggeringly large proportions. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW 66 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
Topher Michels Another lifecasting from Hankey's Toys and they just keep getting better and better!
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Topher Michels dildo SIZES: ORIGINAL | MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXXL
Another lifecasting from Hankey's Toys and they just keep getting better and better! This ultra-realistic mold of porn star Topher Michels is as close to the real thing as you can get! This life casting is flawless, every detail from Topher Michel's cock was replicated, right down to the smallest detail! We have a wide range of sizes on this toy, one for everyone -choose your size and take Topher home tonight! Topher Michels dildo Sizes
Original
Medium
Large/XL
Circumference near head
5.83"
6.75"
8.50"
XXXL 10.15"
Circumference near middle
5.60"
7.75"
9.75"
12.00"
Circumference near base:
6.00"
8.50"
11.25"
13.70"
Overall length
6.40"
8.50"
10.75"
13.00"
Insertable length
4.90"
6.75"
8.60"
10.25"
Strapon Ring Size
-
2.50”
3.00”
-
Topher Michels Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Boss Hogg The Boss Hogg is probably one of the best dildos Mr. Hankey’s Toys have made to date for those who are looking for that "completely full" feeling. | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
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Boss Hogg dildo
Boss Hogg dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large
XXL
Circumference near head
7.00"
7.50"
9.00"
9.50"
10.25”
Circumference near middle
9.00"
10.00"
11.80"
13.00"
14.50”
SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXL | XXXL
Circumference near base:
8.00"
8.75"
10.75"
11.25"
12.25”
Overall length
10.00"
11.25"
13.00"
14.00"
14.65”
Insertable length
9.00"
10.25"
12.00"
13.00"
13.65”
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
2.50”
3.00”
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-
Cum ride the Hogg, one of Mr. Hankey’s most popular sellers ever and now in five sizes!
XXXL
Boss Hogg Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
The Boss Hogg has stood the test of time, it's a staple in our collection. We listened to our customers when they asked for larger and smaller versions of this toy, now it's here! The Boss Hogg is probably one of the best dildos we've made to date for those who are looking for that "completely full" feeling.
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TOP 5 Thickest Dildos Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer's Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
1. Ogre dildo 2. Goliath dildo 3. Solatok dildo 4. Seahorse dildo 5. Lampwick dildo
Ogre dildo
Goliath dildo
Solatok dildo
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The LW Tip dildo SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XL | XXXL
The LW Tip dildo Sizes
Original
Medium
LG/XL
XXXL
Circumference near head
7.00"
9.20"
11.30"
13.30"
Circumference near middle
7.50"
9.50"
11.75"
13.75"
Circumference near base:
7.75"
9.75"
12.00"
14.25"
Overall length
7.70"
9.40"
10.80"
12.75"
Insertable length
6.45"
8.00"
9.65"
11.40"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
3.00”
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The LW Tip Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
The Large Silicone Dildo You Will Not Soon Forget When circumference matters, the LW TIP is ready to please. This beast has all the girth you love from the Lampwick, minus the length. We have been holding onto this gem for a special occasion and the time has come. Originally sculpted from clay, the LW TIP has aptly combined a short length with mega-girth - boasting 14.25" Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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The Plumber dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL
This Plumber is here to clog your drain! This guy is short, stout and ready to clog any gaping drain. If you like a big head that you can feel, then this guy is for you! You get the girth without too much length and this guy has one solid POP at the top! A relatively smooth toy with pronounced wrinkles, this makes for a great sit-on toy, just hop on and slide on down, bottom-out and let this bad boy plug you up! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
The Plumber dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large
Circumference near head
7.00"
9.50"
13.00"
Circumference near middle
6.75"
9.40"
12.50"
Circumference near base:
6.60"
9.25"
12.20"
Overall length
6.20"
8.00"
10.20"
Insertable length
5.00"
6.90"
8.90"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
3.00”
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The Plumber Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Anaconda dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XL Designed by the same guy that brought you the El Rey, this is one toy you need to hold in your hands to get a sense of how nice it is. The Anaconda is a rare treat for sure; designed to go WIDE, the Anaconda's cross section is wider across the top of shaft in relation to it's height, similar to the shape of a wrist.
Anaconda dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large
XXL
Circumference near head
7.50"
8.25"
9.00"
10.00"
Circumference near middle
7.00"
7.75"
8.50"
9.25"
Circumference near base:
7.00"
7.75"
8.50"
9.25"
Overall length
11.75"
12.75"
13.50"
14.50"
Insertable length
10.75"
11.75"
12.50"
13.50"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
2.50”
2.50 or 3.00”
3.00”
Anaconda Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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El Rey dildo
SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XL | XXL
The El Rey is one of the kings of our XL dildo line — the Goliath being among dildo heavyweights, too. An artistic amount of detail is used to create El Rey’s realistic texture: intricate veins and a long smooth foreskin that partially covers the head of this piece.
El Rey dildo Sizes
Small
Large
XL
XXL
Circumference near head
7.25"
7.85"
8.75"
9.50"
Circumference near middle
8.75"
9.50"
10.50"
11.25"
Circumference near base:
8.00"
8.75"
9.75"
10.50"
Overall length
12.25"
13.50"
14.25"
15.25"
Insertable length
11.00"
12.25"
13.00"
14.00"
2.50"
2.50”
3.00”
3.00”
Strapon Ring Size
El Rey Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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TOP 5 Best One Size Dildos Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer's Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
1. Cutler X dildo 2. Firehose dildo 3. Largo dildo 4. Stump N’ Dump dildo 5. Lampwick dildo
Cutler X dildo
Firehose dildo
Largo dildo
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Stump N’ Dump dildo
Can Opener dildo
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Largo dildo SIZES: ONE SIZE
Don't get me wrong, it's not skinny by any means, this is still a very big toy overall. Make sure to check the specs below. Largodildo Sizes
Largo means long and that's just what this toy is, very long. If you like your toys extremely long without the extreme girth to go along with it, this toy's for you.
Sculpted by a designer out of France, this toy has a unique look and beautiful detail the Largo is one impressive toy that’s sure to hit the spot! If you are looking for a similar shape but don't want the extreme length of the Largo.
Circumference near head
One Size 9.75"
Circumference near middle
8.75"
Circumference near base:
9.50"
Overall length
19.00"
Insertable length
16.00"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
Largo Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Chode dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE
Girthy & Realistic Chode Dildo What's a chode dildo, you ask? Take a look for yourself. The Chode is designed for anyone who craves a girthy, meaty toy that favors thickness over length. When we say that the Chode is thick, we mean that it's thicc, honey. It's a fat, fulfilling toy for size queens who want to feel that stretch.
Chode dildo Sizes Circumference near head
One Size 8.50"
Circumference near middle
9.25"
Circumference near base:
10.50"
Overall length
11.50"
Insertable length
10.50"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
Chode Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Bringing Cutler X to the Bedroom
The Cutler X dildo is a destroyer. It's as powerful and meaty as Cutler X himself. The next time you watch Cutler X do the deed, you can pretend that he's plundering your depths as you impale yourself on our realistic dildo.
From head to balls, the dildo tops out at 13.25 inches.
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Cutler X dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE
Just Like the Real Cutler X Can you handle the Cutler X dildo? We know that you can. You don't want to sleep on this realistic sex toy, which we crafted with our unique life-casting technique. The dildo is a direct cast of Cutler X's impressive member, which you know from all your favorite films and clips.
Cutler X dildo Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
7.75"
Circumference near middle
8.25"
Circumference near base:
8.50"
Overall length
13.25"
Insertable length
11.25"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50” or 3.00”
Cutler X dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Visit Mr. Hankey's Toys online store Hankey’s Toys offers the internet’s finest sex toys and dildos. From extra small to giant dildos, realistic or fantastic, you’re bound to find something new to reinvigorate your sex life with. Thrill your partner in mind-blowing ways with realistic dildos or explore the truly exotic.
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XXXPlorer dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE
The XXXPlorer is a beautiful, realistic cock with a huge head and slight curve. Newly refined with a cleaner look and texture. This dildo was originally created by X-Tubes very own SCVERSASSPIG. This guys knows what a true ass-pig wants and takes his toys very seriously. Remove-O-Balls sold separately. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
XXXPlorer Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
10.50"
Circumference near middle
10.50"
Circumference near base:
9.50"
Overall length
13.25"
Insertable length
12.25"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
XXXPlorer sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Thor’s Hammer dildo SIZES: ONE SIZE Feel the thunder as this lighting rod pounds your guts and makes you submit to the wrath of the fertile Norse god himself, Thor! From Norse mythology comes Thor's Hammer! It was said that Thor's Hammer was one of the most powerful weapons in existence, capable of totally destroying any ass it encountered with it's veiny shaft and powerful head.
Thos’s Hammer dildo Sizes Circumference near head
One Size 9.00"
Circumference near middle
9.25"
Circumference near base:
9.50"
Overall length
13.75"
Insertable length
10.00"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
Thor’s Hammer Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Long John dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE
Long John dildo Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
8.25"
Circumference near middle
8.00"
Circumference near base:
8.50"
Overall length
16.50"
Insertable length
13.25"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
Long John dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
The Long John is just that, a very long toy that's not too thick. Similar to the shape of the Largo but smaller in size (it's still a big toy), perfect for people who want this shape but aren't quite ready to take on the extreme length of the Largo. This toy is great for depth play, not too long yet long enough to be a challenge for many. If you are a relatively experienced player who is looking for the perfect fit, this may just be the perfect toy for you! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Stump N’ Dump dildo
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Stump N’ Dump dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE Stump N’ Dump Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
10.50"
Circumference near middle
10.50"
Circumference near base:
9.50"
Overall length
13.25"
Insertable length
12.25"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
Cast directly from Mr. Hankey's arm, the Stump n' Dump is a great toy for those pigs that really want to be stretched open. A great toy for fisters who want to experience the elbow, the elimination of the hand let's you get that much closer. Sitting on this toy or having someone use two hands to force it in works best! Mr. Hankey is not responsible for loss of anal elasticity. Remove-O-Balls sold separately.
Stump N’ Dump dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Cyclops dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE
Cyclops dildo Sizes Circumference near head
One Size 8.00"
Circumference near middle
8.25"
Circumference near base:
7.00"
Overall length
13.25"
Insertable length
12.25"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
Cyclops dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Turn Your Mythical Sex Dreams into Reality The Cyclops dildo is the stuff legends are made of, but its existence is no myth. You have the opportunity to bring a Cyclops of your own into the bedroom. It's more than just another one-eyed trouser snake. This massive monster is ready to go the distance. At Hankey's Toys, it's our goal to offer fantasy sex toys for every preference. The Cyclops is the dildo of your dreams if you prefer endless length over girth.
Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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TOP 5 Longest Dildos Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer's Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
1. Lampwick Uncut 2. Largo dildo 3. XXXCalibur dildo 4. Long John dildo 5. Lampwick dildo
Lampwick Uncut
Largo dildo
XXXCalibur dildo
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Ramrodder dildo Ramrodder dildo Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
7.50"
Circumference near middle
9.00"
Circumference near base:
9.00"
Overall length
11.50"
Insertable length
11.00"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
Ramrodder dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
SIZES: ONE SIZE
The Ramrodder was made with both the beginner and seasoned pro in mind. It's just the right length for brutal, to-the-hilt, hard poundings for the most seasoned gapers and also the perfect length if your looking to ease your way into the large toys club. The Ramrodder has a very nice tapered design, high arch, wide base and also has a wider cross section. Remove-O-Balls sold separately.
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Mr. Hankey dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE
Mr. Hankey dildo Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
6.50"
Circumference near middle
9.50"
Circumference near base:
9.50"
Overall length
13.00"
Insertable length
12.50"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
Mr. Hankey dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
The classic that got me started. The Mr. Hankey is a tapered, textured-for-pleasure monster that feels absolutely amazing. It's the same length as many of our other longer toys but the full length is easier to take because of the tapered design. The Mr. Hankey is great for those who like to feel their colon expand as the toy moves in and out. Remove-O-Balls sold separately. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Firehose dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE
Firehose dildo Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
7.50"
Circumference near middle
8.60"
Circumference near base:
8.50"
Overall length
14.50"
Insertable length
11.50"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
Got a raging fire deep in your belly that is out of control? Call on the Firehose to put it out! If you are already playing with lengths in the 10"-12" range you may have found your perfect fit. This toy has a great look and feel with a very unique powdery soft texture that creates just the right amount of friction, not too slick and not overly textured, this one is just right!
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Firehose dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Can Opener dildo SIZES: ONE SIZE Can Opener dildo Sizes
The Can Opener will really open you up. If you like to be stretched, look no further. The Can Opener starts out easy with a slim uncut head and progressively opens you up until your hole is spread wide open. This toy has a wide girth shaft, meant to spread open your hips.
One Size
Circumference near head
7.50"
Circumference near middle
11.00"
Circumference near base:
10.50"
Overall length
12.50"
Insertable length
11.25"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
Can Opener dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Tubesteak dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE Tubesteak dildo Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
8.50"
Circumference near middle
9.50"
Circumference near base:
9.50"
Overall length
13.00"
Insertable length
12.50"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
The Tubesteak is an uncut beast that goes deep, you will feel every inch fill you up from tip to base. This toy has a relatively smooth texture with a tapered uncut head for easy insertion. The shaft is nice and straight...it's like one big sausage. Remove-O-Balls sold separately.
Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Tubesteak dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Cholo dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE
Cholo dildo Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
7.25"
Circumference near middle
7.85"
Circumference near base:
7.85"
Overall length
11.75"
Insertable length
10.75"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
Cholo dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
The perfect, daily, go-to toy in the ideal size. It has a nice uncut head that has the perfect amount of definition showing through from underneath the foreskin and rises slightly higher than the shaft itself. The head is perfectly tapered for easy insertion and the crown of the head is pronounced just enough so that it can be felt as it travels in and out of your colon. The skin is relatively smooth with a lightly veined texture. The foreskin on this toy is deep and nicely detailed.
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Snorkel dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE Snorkel dildo Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
6.75"
Circumference near middle
9.00"
Circumference near base:
9.50"
Overall length
14.50"
Insertable length
13.50"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50” or 3.00”
At a solid 13.5" length Snorkel dildo you can really explore, a great toy for some deep, intense depth play. The skin has a smooth feel with some light ridges and bumps you'll feel as you dive deep into the abyss. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Snorkel dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Geoff dildo Sizes
One Size
Circumference near head
9.75"
Circumference near middle
8.25"
Circumference near base:
8.25"
Overall length
12.75"
Insertable length
11.75"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50” or 3.00”
Geoff dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Wider at the top than it is at the base. For those of you who are familiar with his younger brother Jeff, The Geoff Dildo is a whopping 50% + larger.
SIZES: ONE SIZE
Get past the bulbous first half of his shaft and then let your insides suck in the rest for a deep, filling and intense experience.
Geoff dildo
Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Cruiser dildo
SIZES: ONE SIZE Cruiser dildo Sizes
This anonymous stranger will leave you walking bow legged for a week. A beautiful, long, straight shaft cock with a circumcised head that is slightly smaller than the shaft for easy entry.
One Size
Circumference near head
8.50"
Circumference near middle
8.50"
Circumference near base:
8.50"
Overall length
12.25"
Insertable length
11.25"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50” or 3.00”
We think this is an ideal size for a hard, rough, deep pounding. This cruiser will not leave you disappointed. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Cruiser dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Fantasy & Sci-Fi Dildos At Hankey’s Toys got it's own definition of “a monster dildo.” For those customers who want to try something truly out-of-the-ordinary, something that even the most capable of partners’ just wouldn’t be able to give, Mr. Hankey's Toys line of exotic fantasy dildos is tailor-made to hit the spot.
Toys give sexually active folks the world over a chance to explore fantasies and sensations that conventional sex might not allow, and these dildos are designed to help make that fantasy all the more real. With shapes ranging from the humanoid to the positively outlandish, we’re eager to help broaden your horizons. One Step Beyond If you’re looking for something just a bit out of the ordinary, models like the Seahorse and Centaur make great choices. Still relatively humanoid, but featuring surface textures and shapes born from our designers’ imagination, these fantasy dildos bring the best of both worlds. Got a favorite monster dildo from our collection? Some of Mr. Hankey's toys might look like they bite, but we certainly know they do not! Browse these fantasy dildos range today and enjoy a whole new world.
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Ogre dildo
SIZES: SMALL | LARGE | XXL | XXXXL
Larger than Goliath? Enter the Ogre! Finally, we get to see what's between that green giant's legs and, trust me - you won't be disappointed! This is a gorgeous, wrinkly skinned (similar to elephant skin), uncut, trunk-like monster cock that will leave you full and satisfied, begging for mercy! Ogre dildo Sizes
Small
Large
XXL
4XL
Circumference near head
6.10"
8.00"
9.75"
11.60"
Circumference near middle
8.00"
10.25"
12.60"
15.15"
Circumference near base:
8.75"
11.35"
14.00"
16.75"
Overall length
8.15"
10.10"
12.15"
14.40"
Insertable length
7.15"
9.10"
11.15"
13.40"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
-
-
-
The Ogre is our first toy to come in a 4XL (yes, you read that right); it is also our only existing toy that rivals the mighty Goliath! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Ogre Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Rabbit dildo
SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL
The Rabbit, hop on and ride this short, ultra-wide toy with a nice tapered head for easy-entry! A quick transition from the pointed tip down to the wide base will open you up quick. A great toy for those who like to squat and ride. If you like your toys super wide without all the length, this Rabbit was made for you! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Orge dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large
XXL
Circumference near head
6.25"
7.50"
8.80"
10.00"
Circumference near middle
8.10"
9.50"
11.10"
12.50"
Circumference near base:
9.50"
11.10"
12.75"
14.40"
Overall length
6.90"
8.00"
9.00"
10.25"
Insertable length
6.00"
7.00"
8.00"
9.00"
Strapon Ring Size
3.00”
-
-
-
Orge Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Oni dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXL
Meet Oni, the ogre-like demon with a cock to match! Ready to split you in two, summon Oni tonight, he'll show up when you least expect it. Pushing you down on all fours as he grabs you from behind - you won't get away now...get ready.
Oni dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
LG/XL
XXL
Circumference near head
4.00"
4.75"
5.75"
7.00"
Circumference near middle
5.50"
7.00"
8.50"
9.75"
Circumference near base:
5.90"
7.35"
9.00"
10.25"
Overall length
9.10"
10.75"
13.25"
15.00"
Insertable length
7.10"
9.00"
10.75"
12.75"
Strapon Ring Size
2.00"
2.50"
3.00”
3.00”
Oni Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Oni enters you with one quick thrust, with the intent to destroy. Pounding you with no mercy until you submit to the relentless thrusting and only until he has decided he is done with you... he'll pull out slowly leaving you wasted and ruined, too tired to move and implanted with his demon seed. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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TOP 5 Best Fantasy & Sci-Fi Dildos Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer's Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
1. Seahorse dildo 2. Beowulf dildo 3. Dragon dildo 4. Ogre dildo 5. Centaur dild
Seahorse dildo
Beowulf dildo
Dragon dildo
Ogre dildo
Centaur dildo
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Kalib dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | XXL
Meet Kalib, conqueror of all holes! Kalib has a massive head that is sure to be a challenge for even the most seasoned.
Kalib dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
XXL
Circumference near head
8.60"
11.35"
14.40"
Circumference near middle
6.50"
8.00"
10.10"
Circumference near base:
6.75"
9.40"
11.90"
Overall length
8.50"
10.50"
13.00"
Insertable length
7.10"
9.30"
12.00"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
3.00"
-
If you like it big in the beginning and a 'pop' at the top then this toy is for you! Let Kalib pin you down, pop you open and then lock himself deep within as he pummels your insides - turning you into his submissive piece of meat that you were meant to be. Submit to Kalib now and let him show you the light! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Kalib Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Sigmaloid dildo SIZES: XS | MEDIUM | LARGE
For those of you who want some length without the width, we introduce the Sigmaloid - a finger-like, fantasy, depth-seeking creature that has the perfect shape for some deep exploration as it bends and turns without stretching your hole too wide.
Kalib dildo Sizes
XS
Medium
Circumference near head
2.75"
3.75"
Large 4.75"
Circumference near middle
3.75"
4.80"
6.00"
Circumference near base:
5.25"
6.90"
8.75"
Overall length
9.40"
11.90"
14.50"
Insertable length
8.25"
10.60"
13.00"
Strapon Ring Size
-
2.50”
3.00”
Kalib Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
This toy is aimed at comfort and great for beginners to those who simply want some depth without the excessive width. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Seahorse
Patented Seahorse Dildo. Now available in metallic green, it’s time to hop on the Seahorse and let him take you to new depths!
The Seahorse dildo is beautifully sculpted with very intricate detail
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Seahorse dildo
SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | XXXL
Now available in metallic green, it’s time to hop on the Seahorse and let him take you to new depths! This exotic, ocean-inspired seahorse dildo comes in five popular sizes: our smallest size might please the ladies or those who are relatively new to vaginal or anal play using larger toys. The medium style is for those who are semiexperienced, the large for the relatively seasoned player, the XXL for those who are trying to reach new levels and the monstrous XXXL for only the most experienced partners. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Seahore dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large
XXL
Circumference near head
4.75"
5.75"
7.00"
7.60"
8.75”
Circumference near middle
7.00"
8.40"
9.50"
11.50"
12.00”
XXXL
Circumference near base:
8.00"
9.90"
11.50"
13.10"
15.00”
Overall length
10.00"
11.90"
14.00"
15.15"
17.00”
Insertable length
8.75"
10.00"
12.00"
13.00"
15.25”
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
3.00”
3.00”
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-
Seahorse Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Alien Breeder dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXXL
Mr. Hankey’s Alien breeder toy is designed for the most die-hard sci-fi fans who want to spend time in their bedroom with the most iconic alien of all-time. Alien Breeder dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large/XL
XXXL
Circumference near head
4.75"
6.25"
8.00"
8.00"
Circumference near middle
6.87"
8.75"
10.62"
12.50"
Circumference near base:
5.37"
6.87"
8.87"
10.25"
Overall length
8.50"
10.62"
12.50"
15.00"
Insertable length
7.50"
9.37"
11.37"
13.37"
Strapon Ring Size
-
2.50”
3.00”
-
Latin Lover Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
This toy is smooth at the top, intricately detailed on the bottom, and has the ferocious alien face at the tip. The Alien Breeder xenomorph will invade any space your fantasy will lead it to. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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BFG dildo SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XL | XXL
From the darkest depths, the deepest caverns and your greatest fears this beast has awoken and its only goal is to make you its bitch. This monster's lengthy shaft seeks to stretch out even your darkest reaches while its multiple knots threaten to make you scream out its name as they pop through your hole. How long will you last?
BFG dildo Sizes Circumference near head
Medium
Large
XL
XXL
6.00"
6.50"
7.25"
7.75"
Circumference near middle
7.75"
8.25"
8.75"
9.75"
Circumference near base:
10.00"
10.50"
12.00"
12.75"
Overall length
11.00"
12.00"
13.00"
14.25"
Insertable length
10.00"
11.00"
12.00"
13.00"
3.00”
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-
-
Strapon Ring Size
BFG Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
How much of this beast can you take? What other toy could ever compare to this Big Fucking Genital? From a new designer "Gelatinous Fox" and a special thanks to his friend "Kabier" -we hope to see many more designs to cum. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW 110 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
The Dragon dildo is the brilliant creation from the designer who brought you the Seahorse, Beowulf, and many other of our best selling sci-fi inspired toys.
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Dragon dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | XL | XXXL
This reptilian dildo is intricately detailed and beautifully sculpted — a masterpiece that deserves to be placed proudly on display like the work of art it is — that is when it's not in use. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Dragon dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
XL
Circumference near head
6.75"
8.75"
10.00"
11.25"
Circumference near middle
7.50"
9.50"
11.00"
12.75"
Circumference near base:
6.50"
8.75"
9.75"
11.00"
Overall length
9.75"
12.00"
13.75"
15.75"
Insertable length
8.50"
10.75"
12.00"
14.00"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50"
2.50”
3.00”
-
Dragon Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
XXXL
When it is in use, you will feel every scaly detail of this serpentine creature as it slithers inside.
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TOP 5 - “Try Something Different” Dildos Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer's Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
1. Clyde X dildo 2. Theeng dildo 3. Three Amigos dildo 4. Midass Touch dildo 5. Sigmaloid dildo
Clyde dildo
Theeng dildo
Three Amigos dildo
Midass Touch dildo
Sigmaloid dildo
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Beowulf dildo
SIZES: SMALL |MEDIUM | LARGE | XL Beowulf dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large
XL
Circumference near head
4.25"
5.00"
5.50"
6.50"
Circumference near middle
6.00"
7.00"
8.00"
9.00"
Circumference near base:
7.00"
9.00"
10.50"
12.00"
Overall length
10.00"
11.75"
13.00"
14.50"
Insertable length
9.00"
10.25"
11.50"
13.00"
2.50"
2.50”
3.00”
-
Strapon Ring Size
Meet the Beowulf, the beast with a boner is here and ready to plug your holes with it's meaty, muscular knot. The Beowulf is a beautiful creation from the same master designer that also brought you the Seahorse. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Beowulf Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
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Do Some Deep Ass Diving Behold the Taintacle, a tentacle dildo for anal sex that will change the way you think of life under the sea—and the way you walk.
SIZES: SMALL | LG/XL | XXL
Designed to dive deeply into your unexplored depths, our high-quality hentai-style tentacle dildo is available in three sizes.
Taintacle dildo Taintacle dildo Sizes
Small
XL
XXL
Circumference near head
2.00"
3.50"
4.00"
Circumference near middle
6.00"
9.00"
10.50"
Circumference near base:
7.00"
10.25"
12.25"
Overall length
9.00"
13.00"
15.00"
Insertable length
8.00"
12.00"
14.00"
Strapon Ring Size
-
3.00”
-
Taintacle Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Open Wide for the Octopoda The Taintacle tentacle dildo is made for anal, right down to its shapely S-curve design. Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW 114 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
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Centaur dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL
Meet Centaur, the man with a horse cock. A great toy for both depth and width play! A gland that is not too big yet features a nice pop, a realistic textured shaft that slowly tapers right up to the preputial ring then BAM, it opens you up wide all the way to the base!
Centaur dildo Sizes
Small
Medium
Large
XXL
Circumference near head
5.50"
6.50"
7.50"
8.75"
Circumference near middle
5.75"
6.75"
7.75"
9.00"
Circumference near base:
8.50"
9.50"
10.50"
12.75"
Overall length
10.75"
12.00"
13.75"
15.75"
Insertable length
9.75"
11.00"
12.75"
14.75"
2.50"
2.50”
3.00”
-
Strapon Ring Size
Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
Centaur Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
Mr. Hankey’s master designer has once again gone above and beyond to bring you the Best horse cock you can buy. 115 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
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Prince Charming is here to liberate your holes! He's short, stout and very wide with tons of bumps and humps.
SIZES: MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXL
This toy won't go very deep but it sure will open you up quick, you will definitely know it when you bottom out on this toy!
Prince Charming dildo Prince Charming dildo Sizes Circumference near head
Medium
LG/XL
XXL
8.50"
10.00"
11.75"
Circumference near middle
9.00"
10.50"
12.50"
Circumference near base:
11.00"
13.00"
15.00"
Overall length
7.50"
8.65"
9.80"
Insertable length
6.50"
7.75"
9.00"
Strapon Ring Size
-
-
-
Prince Charming Dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
For those of you who want to squat on something short and fat with details you can feel, here you go! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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Solatok dildo
SIZES: SMALL | LARGE | XXL
Solatok dildo Sizes
Small
Large/XL
XXL
Circumference near head
7.00"
8.88"
11.00" 12.00"
Circumference near middle
7.13"
9.50"
Circumference near base:
9.13"
12.00"
15.00"
Overall length
7.63"
9.75"
12.00"
Insertable length
6.88"
8.75"
10.88"
Strapon Ring Size
2.50”
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-
Solatok dildo sizes table : Mr. Hankey’s Buyer's Guide
This is one blunt force entry that you will not be calling the cops about. Get ready for the entry of a lifetime with this uniquely shaped dildo. An enticing, demonic look commands to be thrusted. With a stocky, undulating shaft, you’ll beg to be penetrated deep until you are locked onto its big bulbous knot. Show all your holes who’s boss with this bad boy. Your insides will squeal with joy as you slide the Solatok dildo in and out of your pleasure pocket.
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Mr. Hankey’s Toys
The Butt Bolt plug SIZES: SMALL | LG/XL | XXL
Mister Hankey’s first plug is here, the Butt Bolt! Modeled to resemble a hex bolt and available in three sizes, this screw butt plug is sure to stretch even the most experienced of holes to new, delicious limits. Safe to say, Hankey’s Toys is happily giving customers fun new ways to screw themselves.
The Butt Bolt plug Sizes
Small
Large/XL
XXL
Circumference near head
6.00"
8.00"
9.00" 11.50"
Circumference near middle
7.25"
9.25"
Circumference near base:
4.50"
6.00"
7.25"
Overall length
5.00"
6.00"
7.00"
Insertable length
3.75"
4.75"
5.50"
Strapon Ring Size
-
-
-
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Our beefy new screw butt plug is available in all three of our standard colors plus silver and gold at no additional charge.
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Mr. Hankey’s Toys
XTRA Small dildo series VARIOUS SIZE | Specs | BUY NOW
Sometimes, smaller is better, which is why we offer the Extra Small Series of small dildos. Hankey's Toys wants everyone to have a sex toy that they love. If you're new to the world of dildos or if you just believe big pleasure comes in small packages, then you have the opportunity to buy a small dildo or two that fits just right. Take your time, explore your boundaries, and enjoy the best orgasms of your life.
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Accessories
We’re understandably proud of our dildos: they’re made from the finest materials, and Hankey’s customers rave about us like we’re that one unforgettable wild night back in college.
Still, for truly extreme play sex accessories, harnesses and plugs are a necessity for your sexual explorations. Making sure you’re properly strapped is sure to help forge a lasting impression for your partners.
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Mr. Hankey’s Toys
Remove-O-Balls
SIZES: ONE SIZE Cruiser dildo Sizes
Add realistic, hanging testicles to your toy with Mr. Hankey's Remove-O-Balls. Great when you want to feel the hard "slap" of the balls as you get pounded! Excellent for use on any fuck machine or strap on system. Simply lube up your toy and slide the Remove-O-Balls on.
One Size
Overall height
7.50"
Inner diameter of hole
1.75"
Overall width of ring
3.50"
Ring thickness
0.75"
Overall width of balls
3.75"
Circumference of balls
10.00”
Remove-O-Balls will fit any Mr. Hankey toy and many toys made by other manufacturers. You can even wear them as a cock ring if you like! Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW
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From Large to Small: A Takeaway Guide Our customers have been requesting material samples from us
This sample pack includes the following colors and firmness
since we first started and we are proud to say that we now stock
levels: Natural Tan = Packer Soft (our softest custom option and
a sample pack that includes our full range of material firmness
may be too soft for insertion) Metallic Green = 40% (custom option
levels, both custom and standard.
that is slightly softer than our standard 75% option) Bubblegum Pink = 75% (our standard soft option) Deep Brown = Med-Firm
This sample pack also includes five of our most popular colors.
(our standard firm option) Black = Extra Firm (our firmest custom option)
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Mr. Hankey’s Toys with fucking machine
The Fucking Machine SPECS | IMAGES
The Maestro allows precise tuning of its height, penetration angle, stroke length, and thrusting speed. The main thrusting apparatus can be moved up and down around a foot. It can point from 50 degrees down to a full 90 degrees straight up. You can even adjust how it's connected at the drive wheel for longer or shorter strokes. The wired speed controller allows you to easily adjust the speed from 90 to 300 RPM, and is also a vibrating penetration device. MORE INFORMATION | Specifications | Images | BUY NOW
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Strap On 101: The What, The How, The Pegging What is a strap-on? It's a dildo that a person—usually a woman—can wear. With the help of a harness to hold the strap-on in place, she can flip the script with her lover. Pegging is a thrilling sexual practice that can change the dynamic and ramp up the pleasure of every participant. If you're ready to figure out how to use a strap-on correctly, then Mister Hankey's Toys is here to demystify the practice. Open your mind to a new experience that will bring the two of you closer while giving you the most powerful orgasms in your life. By the time you're done reading our handy guide, you'll be more than ready to pick out a strap-on for pegging.
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The Practice of Pegging What is a strap-on? It seems like an easy question, but you have to consider it in the context of pegging. Pegging is the act of anally penetrating your partner with the help of a strap-on dildo or vibrator. Typically, it specifically refers to a woman penetrating a man. The practice is gaining in popularity, and we're so glad to hear it. Pegging can add to the intimacy and pleasure of your sexual escapades with your partner. It's also a wonderful way to introduce a man to his prostate. Stimulating the P-spot turns a man's orgasm into an out-of-this-world experience. The prostate is full of nerve endings, after all.
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Choose the Right Strap-On(s) for the Job Knowing what a strap-on is and what it's for is only half the
However, we can't stress enough that he needs to feel comfortable
battle. Picking out a strap-on for pegging is the other half. The
with every part of the act. As such, he needs to choose a strap-on
two of you need to do this together, but take your boyfriend or
dildo that appeals to and excites him. Give him the freedom to
husband's lead on this part of your adventure. It's up to him to
choose the powerful piece that will soon be thrusting into him. It
decide on the size, shape, and thickness of the dildo. P-spot
might be more comfortable to start slow—and small. With your
stimulation is one of the most thrilling things that a guy can do
assistance and an excellent stroke game, he can work his way up
sexually. It's all the better if he has an eager, loving partner to
from small or medium.
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Using Essential Accessories Here's another question: what is a strap-on
An adaptable harness that uses
harness? A harness is what you wear to keep
O-rings can grow with you as a couple,
a strap-on firmly in place. Straps around the
meaning that you can move up to longer,
waist and thighs allow you to adjust it to fit.
thicker members.
All you have to do is ensure that the harness
To work out how to use a strap-on correctly,
you choose is compatible with his desired
a butt bolt is a must-have accessory, as well.
dildo. You may need to buy additional
He might not be interested, so discuss the
O-rings to ensure that the dildo fits snugly in
pros and cons. The main benefit is that a butt
the harness.
plug or stretching toy can prepare him for the roll of your hips and the thrust of your
A stable fit is vital for his pleasure and yours.
new cock.
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Lube Him Up Last but most certainly not least, here's the most important secret behind how to use a strap-on correctly: include lots of lube. Engage in foreplay to get each other in the mood, at which time you can also get him ready for the pounding he's about to take. Go slow, too. There will be time enough for a frenzied bout of bedroom gymnastics, but in the very beginning, you need to go an inch at a time. Give him time to get used to the dildo invading his most hidden places. Once he does, you'll both lose your minds. He'll beg you to go deeper, faster, and harder. What is a strap-on? It's the answer to your hottest dreams. Explore your boundaries as a couple so that you can keep the sizzle in your sex life. Check out the selection at Mister Hankey's Toys for strap-ons, harnesses, O-rings, and plenty of lube, too. 128 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer's Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
Fast Shipping and Best Customer Service Mr. Hankey’s Toys understands the importance of exceptional customer service. They try to respond to all inquiries within 24 hours, and usually manage to reply far more promptly.
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MEDIUM FIRM
75% SOFT
Know the Ins & Outs of Dildo Texture & Firmness Dildo texture comes in such a variety that it's safe to say there's a dildo
Defining Dildo Texture. Dildos come in a range of textures. It comes down
out there for everybody who wants one. Whether you prefer a
to the design and materials used. Platinum silicone, the material
highly-textured but floppy dildo or a smooth, firm dildo, there's a toy out
Hankey’s Toys products are made with, is one of the best materials
there that's made just for you.
because it's versatile, safe for the body, non-porous, and easy to clean.
To find your perfect match, you need to know what textures are available,
Mr. Hankey’s firmness ranges from medium firm to about 75% softness:
how they feel, and whether your body will respond to a rock-hard dildo or
medium firm being a delightful firmness akin to a fully erect penis, and
something with a little give. Once again, Mr Hankey’s is to help you on the
75% soft offering a little more flexibility.
journey to find the Golden Dildo.
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MEDIUM FIRM
75% SOFT
Keeping Texture and Firmness in Perspective Dildo texture varies from brand to brand, manufacturer to
You can also read up on the specs of each toy you're thinking
manufacturer, and shop to shop. What's classed as soft at one
about trying. At Mister Hankey's Toys, for instance, our toys come
place might be extra soft at another. What that means for you is
in an array of textures, and many of them are also available in
that you need to do your research. Whenever possible, try to get
your choice of firmness or softness.
your hands on a dildo before you try it. We give you all the details so you can find the toy that’s perfect That way you can squeeze it, bend it, and test the core
for you. That can make a difference in how you use the toy, how
firmness—or softness—yourself. Of course, if you visit an online
comfortable it feels, and whether it will work for your favorite
store, that's obviously not possible, but you can still research the
sexcapades, so it's worth learning when a floppy dildo is the right
dildos in which you're interested before you commit to one.
pick and when you want something firmer.
Check out sex toy reviews, first of all.
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The Texture Trick As a rule, firm toys can hold texture better than softer toys. The
You might be highly stimulated by texture. That's great! Don't feel
firmmer the toy is, the more texture stands out, especially the
like you have to limit yourself to firm toys, though. The secret is
ridges and veins of realistic dildos and the titillating texture of
to be a bit of a size queen.
fantasy options. Larger toys automatically feel harder, but they can be made of Harder toys force more definition, but the truth is that even a soft,
malleable silicone and other soft materials, as well. In fact, you
floppy dildo can be pleasurably textured with life-like precision.
might have more luck with a thicker dildo if you select something with a bit of give to it.
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From Large to Small: A Takeaway Guide The main thing to remember about dildo texture is that size
Go for something with a silicone core or a slightly floppy dildo
matters nearly as much as material. In general, choose smooth,
that conforms to your body rather than making your body
extra firm toys that are smaller.
conform to it. The best way to figure out which dildo textures you like best is to experiment.
These dildos are ideal for G-spot and P-spot stimulation. If you want to experiment with a girthy dildo, softer is better.
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How to Clean Mr. Hankey’s Sex Toys? As you finally got the courage to buy a sex toy to play with, or you’ve just
You don’t want to destroy your sex toy by cleaning it incorrectly, either. To
introduced one of our new big boys into your play. But after a life-changing
be safe, here are some tips on how to clean your giant sex toys to enjoy
climax—that only a giant sex toy can give you—-you now have to clean it.
them for posterity.
So now what? What do you do? Getting dirty in the bedroom shouldn’t be in
When you properly clean your dildo, you will avoid spreading nasty
reference to the cleanliness of your toys. We are proud to have an inclusive,
diseases and enjoy more time climaxing. According to Brown University
sex-positive community that knows this!
and Women's Health, how you clean a sex toy largely depends on what material the sex toy is made of.
Although it’s not the most glamorous part of having a sex toy, cleaning your toy is necessary. Nobody wants some bacterial infection in their flowery
Before you clean any toy, you need to make sure you know the type of
booty hole or vagina or give one to their partner.
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How to Clean Mr. Hankey’s Sex Toys To avoid damaging your product, read any instructions that come with its packaging. If this info is lost or missing, contact the company you bought it from to get information on your particular product. Although there are many types of material, to narrow our scope in this article, we will only focus on how to clean silicone toys. Silicone is a
However, this latter method isn’t perfect and does have its risks. When cleaning your device, keep these things in mind:
●
pretty resilient material and cleaning silicone toys is pretty easy.
fragrance-free soap or soap created for sex toys. ●
You can boil it, heat it up, and it can survive most cleansers and soaps without getting damaged. In fact, there are four easy ways to clean a
a state-of-the-art UV germicidal light which is purported to kill 99% of
Don’t submerge any sex toy that contains electronic components underwater.
●
After washing your toy, make sure you use a clean towel or cloth.
dildo made of silicone: you can boil it for 10-15 minutes, throw it in the dishwasher, wash it with anti-bacterial soap under warm water, or use
Make sure you use small amounts of mild,
●
Wash your toys before and after using them. Keep your toys in a dry, cool place.
bacteria.
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How to Store Silicone Toys and Mr. Hankey’s Sex Toys After an amazing session stimulating your g-spot with your favorite monstrous dildo, it needs to be put away at some point. So how do you properly store your silicone sex toys? Since these sexual playthings are unlike anything in your house, you can’t leave them just anywhere. They will collect dust and dirt and become a hotbed for bacteria. And unless you’re very free spirit, you probably don’t want guests
So what’s the best way to store a dildo?
seeing your giant dildo out on your coffee table, right? At Hankey’s Toys, we are the sex toy experts and found the best How you display your prized collection is entirely your call.
ways to store your toys to help you get the most out of them. Read
However, for healthy reasons, this is probably not the best idea.
the sections below to learn more.
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1. Store It In a Cloth Bag How to properly store silicone sexy toys starts simply by choosing
You can find a cloth bag online or, if you want to go really cheap,
what material you should store them in. If you want to save money
use a clean towel you already own.
and don’t want to splurge on storage, you can easily wrap your dildo in a clean cloth or towel, or place it in an inexpensive cloth bag.
Don’t just use any type of bag, though. Some material—like silicone, rubber, or gelatin—can absorb chemicals from plastic
It’s cheap, and it will keep your dildo protected from dirt and dust.
which may degrade the material quicker, so avoid plastic bags.
2. Store It In A Box If you’re looking for something a little more secure and discreet
A locked box is the best way to store a dildo securely, safe from
than a bag, a specialty storage box is your best bet. You can find
prying eyes. It’s also less likely to get damaged by water or from
specially made boxes for sex toys quite easily online. Many boxes
being crushed.
have a combination lock or a slot to place your own.
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3. Don’t Store Sex Toys Together If fancy yourself as a connoisseur of bodacious and
which does not damage our toys when placed next to each other.
orgasmic-enabling sex toys and have your own collection, you need to store them carefully. Sex toys made from materials like
It’s a myth that silicone toys will melt each other, particularly in
silicone, rubber, and TPE can react to each other and may get
the case of high-grade materials like ours. Still, for hygiene
ruined.
purposes, and if you are storing toys from multiple brands in one place (where the silicone may not be platinum silicone), we
Fortunately, we at Hankey’s Toys only use platinum silicone,
recommend storing your toys individually.
4. Inspect Your Sex Toy Before and After Storing It If you have a sex toy that’s old, falling apart, or is no longer in use,
Having a collection can be great, who doesn’t want variation, but
it may be time to throw it out. Inspecting your toys is a great way
holding on to a toy past its prime is probably not the best idea.
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Frequently Asked Questions About Mr. Hankey’s Toys Here’s Frequently Asked Questions About Mr. Hankey’s Toys.
What is Platinum Silicone in sex toys, dildos and anal plugs? Platinum Silicone is High-end sex toy material. It’s one of the safest materials from which sex toys can be made. It’s the same thing used in medical devices and for special effects in the movie industry. It’s certified to be used in skin contact applications, is hypo-allergenic, can be easily disinfected, is non-porous, doesn’t degrade when cared for properly, and can be made in different firmness levels to simulate the feeling of the real thing. It’s the safest and most comfortable thing that a toy can be made of.
How to Store Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildos? The best way to store a silicone dildo? The Best tips is store a dildo in a cloth bag. Also, you can store a dildo In A Box. If you want to save money and don’t want to splurge on storage, you can easily wrap your dildo in a clean cloth or towel, or place it in an inexpensive cloth bag. Some material—like silicone, rubber, or gelatin – can absorb chemicals from plastic which may degrade the material quicker, so avoid plastic bags. Remember this, Don’t Store Sex Toys Together. Platinum silicone, which does not damage our toys when placed next to each other. Some Sex toys made from materials like silicone, rubber, and TPE can react to each other and may get ruined.
What lubricant can I use with Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildo? You can use any lubricant on Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildos. Any, even silicone. High-grade platinum silicone dildos and Sex Toys does not melt when placed in contact with silicone lube or other silicone toys; this is a myth. Manufacturer’s of platinum silicone dildos and sex toys who say their toys will melt when placed in contact with other silicone toys or when used with silicone lubricants are either selling something other than high grade platinum silicone, or are not very knowledgeable.
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Do Mr. Hankey’s Toys ever sell toys at a discount from orders that have been canceled? Yes, they do. Mr. Hankey’s Toys almost always have toys that they sell at a discount. We only sell these toys in bulk lots, but at highly discounted rates. Customers cannot choose and pick from the lot, and lot sales are “all or nothing”. If you would like to inquire about purchasing a bulk lot of toys, please contact mrhankeystoys.com. Include the size range that you are looking for and we will put together a package and price for you. Serious inquiries ONLY please. Bulk lots start at $500.00, no exceptions. This offer is valid in the USA only. All payments must be made via PayPal. Mr. Hankey’s Toys Promo code, discount codes and promotional codes? Get a 25% discount on Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildo. Do this. Celebrate your birthday in a big way with 25% off on your special day. At Mister Hankey’s value customers and as a token of appreciation they offer 25% off any order placed within 7 days before or after your birthday. Here’s the rules, no exceptions please. Read more. Mr. Hankey’s Toys Here are the delivery times and the best deals and valid Mr. Hankey’s discount codes and promotional codes.
How do I choose a custom color? How do I add a custom color? You do not need to contact us before placing your order. Here is what you do. Directions: Place your order adding the Custom Color Option into your cart and then email us your order number, name and color request. If you have photos to be used as an example, please include them. We will email back to confirm your colors before manufacturing your item(s). Read more
What is the difference between Mr. Hankey’s dildos Medium Firm and 75% Soft toy The best way to explain the difference is to compare our two levels of firmness to an erect penis. Our “Medium Firm” level of firmness is more similar to a fully erect penis while our “75% Soft” firmness is more similar to a penis that is 75-80% erect; easier to bend and nominally more flexible. Customers generally report that our 75% Soft formula feels more lifelike. It really all depends on whether you prefer your toys on the firmer side or softer side.
I bought a too big Mr. Hankey’s dildo, Can I return it? One of the most common mistakes that customers make is placing an order for a toy that is too big. Mr. Hankey’s Toys do not accept returns on orders where the customer has misjudged the size of toy; please pay close attention to the specifications of the toy your are ordering. Can I order one of the toys in your shop with custom dimensions? Unfortunately, no. Our toys come from molds and the dimensions cannot be altered. You cannot order a toy in our shop in custom dimensions. Do you ever sell toys at a discount from orders that have been canceled? Yes we do. Mr. Hankey's almost always have toys that we sell at a discount. We only sell these toys in bulk lots, but at highly discounted rates. Customers cannot choose and pick from the lot, and lot sales are "all or nothing". If you would like to inquire about purchasing a bulk lot of toys, please contact Mr. Hankey's at mail Serious inquiries ONLY please.
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Are there any countries that have unreliable postal systems, and what risks do I assume if I place an order from one of these countries? Yes. Belarus, Ivory Coast, Cuba, Iran, North Korea, China, Myanmar, Russian Federation, Sudan, Syrian Arab Republic, Zimbabwe, Brasil, Chile, India, Indonesia, Thailand, and Mexico all have some form of problem with either their customs or postal systems and may have a lower rate of success with deliveries. PLEASE BE AWARE: If you place an order from any of these international locations and you encounter any type of negative issue associated with your country’s customs department. If your package is lost in transit once tracking shows your package has left the United States, stolen or damaged, YOU, THE BUYER, ASSUMES ALL RISK – NO EXCEPTIONS. If you place an order from any of the above countries, we advise that you purchase additional insurance from shop.
Do Mr. Hankey’s Toys ship to Colombia, Mexico, Russia, Brazil, Chile, India, Indonesia or Thailand? Yes, but be aware that the customer assumes the risk when shipping to a country with an unreliable postal system. Protect your purchase during shipping by insuring safe delivery through
Do I need a PayPal account to make a purchase from Mr. Hankey’s Toys? While Mr. Hankey’s Toys online Store use PayPal to make things easy for our customers, They happily accept credit or debit card, if you prefer those over PayPal. What would be a good comparison as far as Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildos the softness firmness difference? The best way to explain the difference is to compare our two levels of firmness to an erect penis. Our “Medium Firm” level of firmness is more similar to a fully erect penis while our “75% Soft” firmness is more similar to a penis that is 75-80% erect; easier to bend and nominally more flexible. Customers generally report that our 75% Soft formula feels more lifelike. It really all depends on whether you prefer your toys on the firmer side or softer side. Do Mr. Hankeys Toys sell gift cards? Yes, Mr. Hankey’s Toys sell you a coupon code good for the value you pay. Our coupon codes are good for 12 months and must be used within that time period. There are no refunds on purchased coupon codes. Please contact Mr. Hankey’s at mail if you would like to purchase a coupon code.
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Can you explain what a Vac-U-Hole is and what care should be used around this part of the toy? This is an attachment hole. Many 3rd party retailers sell attachments such as handles, suction cups and even some sex machines may be compatible. The user should be very careful around this part of the toy. We do not trim the edge of this hole and it will be prone to chipping and splitting if not used correctly. Very little site to side force should be used with this hole, it may split. Caution should be used when inserting any attachment. A small amount of dish soap, baby powder, lube, etc. should be used when inserting any attachment. Chipping (not splitting) is common and may result in small chipped areas around the perimeter of the hole. This is typically harmless as these rarely spread or grow and typically won't affect the toys use. If a split forms, it should be repaired. A common glue used to mend splits is called Sil-Poxy.
Packing, Unpacking and Mr. Hankey’s Toys Promo code, discount codes and promotional codes Mr. Hankey’s Toys packaging is very discreet, all products are shipped in a plain brown box with no associated return address. If you are within the US, your order will be shipped via USPS. International
orders will be shipped via FedEx or USPS at our discretion. Read more Mr. Hankey’s Toys Here are the delivery times and the best deals.
What is Platinum Silicone in sex toys, dildos and anal plugs? Platinum Silicone is High-end sex toy material. It’s one of the safest materials from which sex toys can be made. It’s the same thing used in medical devices and for special effects in the movie industry. It’s certified to be used in skin contact applications, is hypo-allergenic, can be easily disinfected, is non-porous, doesn’t degrade when cared for properly, and can be made in different firmness levels to simulate the feeling of the real thing. It’s the safest and most comfortable thing that a toy can be made of.
How to Store Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildos? The best way to store a silicone dildo? The Best tips is store a dildo in a cloth bag. Also, you can store a dildo In A Box. If you want to save money and don’t want to splurge on storage, you can easily wrap your dildo in a clean cloth or towel, or place it in an inexpensive cloth bag. Some material—like silicone, rubber, or gelatin – can absorb chemicals from plastic which may degrade the material quicker, so avoid plastic bags. Remember this, Don’t Store Sex Toys Together. Platinum silicone, which does not damage our toys when placed next to each other. Some Sex toys made from materials like silicone, rubber, and TPE can react to each other and may get ruined.
There is a hole in the shrink wrap on my toy, is this bad? No, your shrink wrap is just to keep off dust and dirt, etc. in transit but is not meant to keep your toy 'sterile' in any way. Holes are common in our shrink wrap due to the heating process. This is not a concern. You should simply wash your toy after unwrapping it to ensure that it's cleaned before use. Any soap and water will do.
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Do Mr. Hankey's Toys have a phone number and how fast do you respond to emails? We manage all communication via email, to help us keep track of our correspondence. If you would like to contact us, you can send us an email from our Contact & Retailers page, or email us directly at mail. We generally respond to emails between the hours of 7:00am-5:00pm PST Monday through Saturday. We aim to respond within 24 hours, though you can usually expect to hear from us promptly. If you are emailing us regarding an order, please include your first and last name, and your 5-digit order number, so that we can pull up your order.
arrive within 3-10 days. We ask that customers please allow up to 8 weeks on all international orders. We typically ship via FedEx on most international orders, but we’re required to use USPS when shipping to certain destination countries. We reserve the right to select the carrier at the time of shipping.
After I place my order, when will it be shipped, where is the tracking information and how long until it arrives? (NOT applicable in December to mid-January) If your are inside the US, your order will take approximately 2-5 days to arrive via USPS Priority mail. Orders from the West Coast generally arrive 2-3 days after being shipped. Orders from the East Coast generally arrive in 3-5 days after being shipped. Orders from the Midwest can vary between 2 and 4 days. This is only an estimate of transit time, and actual shipping times may vary.
After you place your order, you will receive an automated tracking information to the email you provided. This tracking information is automatically sent once your shipping label is printed, but it does not mean that your order has shipped. Orders will typically ship according to the schedule below. If you cannot find your tracking information, check your spam folder or check another email account you may have used. If you still cannot find your tracking information, then contact us and we will assist you.
If you are outside the US, your order will be shipped to you via FedEx or USPS Priority Mail and should
Because we generally incur a loss on shipping costs, we reserve the right to select the most affordable shipping option, and may select a carrier based on cost. We reserve the right to select the shipping carrier at all times.
Orders are generally manufactured according to the schedule below. This can vary depending on the volume of orders we’re experiencing. During sales or
new product releases, you may experience an additional wait time of 1-3 days.
What is your estimated manufacturing & shipping schedule? If you place your order on one of the following days before 3:00pm PST: Monday - it will typically be manufactured on Tuesday and shipped Wednesday. Tuesday - it will typically be manufactured on Wednesday and shipped Thursday. Wednesday - it will typically be manufactured on Thursday and shipped on Friday. Thursday - it will typically be manufactured on Friday and shipped on Saturday. Friday - it will typically be manufactured on Saturday and shipped on Monday. Saturday - it will typically be manufactured on Tuesday and shipped on Wednesday. Sunday - it will typically be manufactured on Tuesday and shipped on Wednesday. *These are estimates only. Your order may take slightly longer to ship depending on orders in line ahead of yours.
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Do Mr. Hankey's Toys have a phone number and how fast do you respond to emails? We manage all communication via email, to help us keep track of our correspondence. If you would like to contact us, you can send us an email from our Contact & Retailers page, or email us directly at mail. We generally respond to emails between the hours of 7:00am-5:00pm PST Monday through Saturday. We aim to respond within 24 hours, though you can usually expect to hear from us promptly. If you are emailing us regarding an order, please include your first and last name, and your 5-digit order number, so that we can pull up your order. Do Mr. Hankey's Toys accept returns or refunds? Due to the nature of the products we sell, we unfortunately cannot take returns once your toy leaves our shop. You can cancel your order if it has not been shipped. If your order has been manufactured but not shipped, any cancelation after that point will incur a 50% restocking fee. If your order has not been manufactured at time of cancelation, you will incur no restocking fee and will receive a full refund. (Please see FAQ question "I Placed an order and now I want to cancel it. What do I do?").
If you notice a defect with your product, simply contact us and we will take care of it. One of the most common mistakes that customers make is placing an order for a toy that is too big. We do not accept returns on orders where the customer has misjudged the size of toy; please pay close attention to the specifications of the toy your are ordering. Specifications for each toy are listed near the bottom of each toy’s product page. If you have any questions, please contact us prior to placing your order.
What are Mr. Hankey's Toys shipping costs and is the packaging discreet? If you are in the United States, shipping costs a flat $16.35 no matter how many toys you order. If you are outside the United States, shipping costs only $29.95USD. Our packaging is very discreet, all products are shipped in a plain brown box with no associated return address. If you are within the US, your order will be shipped via USPS. International orders will be shipped via FedEx or USPS at our discretion.
Am I responsible for paying import taxes or other fees charged by my government? Yes, the customer is responsible for paying any Value Added Tax (VAT), fees or other charges imposed by your country or jurisdiction. It is the customer's responsibility to fulfill any taxes and fees that may be applied to any imported items, which are naturally subject to change according to country and jurisdiction. If you do not pay taxes or fees to receive your package levied by your country’s customs department, or other government agency, your package may be returned to us. We do not accept refunds once your package is shipped unless there is a defect with the product. Be aware that if your package is returned to us because you refused to pay any associated taxes or fees, you will not be refunded and your item will be destroyed.
Do I need a PayPal account to make a purchase? While we use PayPal to make things easy for our customers, we happily accept credit or debit card, if you prefer those over PayPal.
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What is the difference between your "Medium Firm" and "75% Soft"? Can I order a softer or firmer toy? Hankey's Toys offers two standard levels of firmness for you to choose from when selecting from the drop-down menu: “medium-firm” and “75% soft.” The best way to explain the difference is to compare our two levels of firmness to an erect penis. Our "Medium Firm" level of firmness is more similar to a fully erect penis while our "75% Soft" firmness is more similar to a penis that is 75-80% erect; easier to bend and nominally more flexible. Our customers generally report that our 75% Soft formula feels more lifelike. It really all depends on whether you prefer your toys on the firmer side or softer side. We can, at an additional charge, make your toy softer or firmer. Simply add the Custom Firmness Option onto your cart and check out. Email us your name, order number and firmness request. We will confirm that we have received your request. There is no need to contact us prior to placing your order. For a detailed breakdown of firmness options.
Do Hankey's offers signature confirmation or insurance to protect orders that could be lost or stolen after being shipped? Although it’s extremely rare, the possibility does exist for your package to be lost or stolen on its way to you.
We ask that all customers provide a safe location to receive their package. If your location is not safe, or you live in an apartment or other place where multiple people may have access to your package, we suggest that you add signature confirmation. You can add signature confirmation by sending us an email immediately after placing your order. Include your order number, name and request signature confirmation. Most customers do not want signature confirmation so we do not make this mandatory - you must add this to your order by emailing us if you would like this option. Unfortunately, we do not cover replacement items for lost and stolen orders. However, we do offer optional insurance on all our items this is located at the bottom of any Shop page.
chemicals, and all of our products are 100% to use on delivery (once you wash them off). To view our most recent testing results, click here.
There is an oily substance on my toy, should I wash it before using it? Yes. One thing we do to help keep our costs lower than our competitors is to not wash the toys after production before they are shipped; we leave that up to the customer. Your toy will most likely have an oily or greasy substance on it. This is a release agent, such as vaseline or similar, that is used to keep your toy from adhering to the mold. This release agent is harmless but should be washed off prior to use. Our materials are tested for a variety of dangerous
What lube can I use with your toys? Any, even silicone. High-grade platinum silicone does not melt when placed in contact with silicone lube or other silicone toys; this is a myth. Manufacturer's of platinum silicone toys who say their toys will melt when placed in contact with other silicone toys or when used with silicone lubricants are either selling something other than high grade platinum silicone, or are not very knowledgeable. You can use any lubricant with any Mr. Hankey's product.
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Are your products skin safe? Are they medical-grade? The platinum silicone used in our products is made in the United States and certified by an independent laboratory to ISO 10993-10. Biological evaluation of medical devices, Part 10, tests for irritation and skin sensitization. This does not mean that our silicone is medical grade; you should not surgically implant a Boss Hogg Dildo into someone’s chest. What this does mean is that it can be placed in contact with human skin with no concern of adverse reactions. For example, prosthetics may use this type of silicone. Silicone toy manufacturers do not use true medical-grade silicone for toys, not the type that can be surgically implanted. In fact, most toy makers do not use a platinum silicone that is certified skin safe. Unless they can say it's ISO certified skin safe, they really don't know. You can view our most recent testing results here. We routinely test our products for contaminants and/or harmful chemicals or substances.
Do Remove-O-Balls reduce the insertable length of the toy? Yes, by approximately one inch or less.
Do your toys vary in color or other characteristics? Yes. Since Mr. Hankey's toys are handmade, there will be slight differences in appearance between toys, no two toys are 100% identical. You may see slight marks or other imperfections on your toy that you may not see on another toy. This may be due to slight differences with our molds, or this can be related to our release agents, which are added to the molds and can create slight differences in textures between toys. Our colors are hand-mixed in batches. When a batch of color runs out, a new batch is mixed. This new color will be similar to the last batch but never identical. Our molds may expand slightly or contract over time, and this may cause slight variances in sizes with our toys. These differences are typically negligible. The specifications listed at the bottom or each product page are for general guidance only, the actual dimensions of your toy may vary slightly. Toys may vary from the product photos slightly. They may contain small markings, colors or other characteristics that are not shown in the product photo for various reasons. Please remember, these
are handmade items and can vary slightly from one toy to the next.
Can your toys be heated up? Yes. Start off with two minutes in the microwave and adjust from there. Our silicone can be heated up to very high temperatures, but only recommend keeping it comfortably warm to avoid bodily harm. I found a few coupon codes online, can I apply them all? No. You can only apply one (1) coupon code from any outside source per order. The only coupon code that you may apply multiple times are coupon codes from our homepage. Any other coupon codes are limited to one (1) per order, and cannot be combined with other outside source codes. There is a hole in the shrink wrap on my toy, is this bad? No, your shrink wrap is just to keep off dust and dirt, etc. in transit but is not meant to keep your toy 'sterile' in any way. Holes are common in our shrink wrap due to the heating process. This is not a concern. You should simply wash your toy after unwrapping it to ensure that it's cleaned before use. Any soap and water will do. 147 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyer’s Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM
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