Error23 - Pocket Edition (English)

This special edition of Error23 in the English language comes to try to show beyond the horizons some of the most and nonsense discordian ideas that is made in the Brazilian territory. This also serves to have more visibility. Error23 was created almost exclusively to be content in Portuguese and made available free of charge in digital version. The Error23 zine is 100% (or almost) discordian, bringing nonsense, stories, reports and discordian reflections. In fact, we are not sure what it is. It just is. This zine is only part of my

discordian activity, and what I do is done with all care with discordianism, so that, somehow, its energy does not die and that new generations of discordians can be created.

This pocket version contains a compilation of the best texts from the old editions. It is. I hope you like it, and I dedicated this version to those who don't speak Portuguese to enjoy this perspective of chaos. So put on your aluminum hat and embark on this journey.

Dark Night (Mr Lapalissiano and Timóteo Pinto), 3186 YOLD

Discordian Fnordian Society

The Discordian Fnordian Society founded in 1589 in Greece was a movement ruled by the highest pantheonic levels of the thinkers of the time His training aimed to create a new conception of the vision of Universal reality. After the first store, members of the most varied spheres would join the movement and merge with the already predominant

Discordian Society. Today it is estimated that there are about 18 countries with an official store and over 1000 members. The Discordian Fnodian Society is non profit and applauds philanthropic causes as long as it is characterized by an

extraterrestrial entity.

The functions of the Society Among the main functions of the Society is to create an environment of randomness giving a cerebral stimulus to the spectators, leading them to question the real validity of reality

The Fnordian Discordian Society has the support of the Fnordian spheres of Germany for Operation Mindfuck to be propelled in broad daylight The night limits vision to 14%

Society members Society members willingly enter as long as they are aware of their mission as the liberator

of minds The Discordian Fnordian Society does not accept.

N o t h i n g i s t r u e . W h a t m a t t e r s i s t h a t t h e l i e b e g o o d

"Wanting is power. Power is wanting. To want and to power is to be. Being is not wanting. È power! Sound waves catch me and shake me very hard. Come and go, come and go. The blue waves hallucinate me more than beer"

My DiscordianLessons

that eventually a discordian from outside can learn too.

Lesson number 1

I was reflecting here in front of the mirror and suddenly I got a light. It was the lamp that had been turned on to be able to see me.

What kinds of lessons can be learned from Discordianism?

A "religion" that only a select group of the Fnordian elite knows (or thinks they know). For the world it is just a cheap inexistence. I take discordianism as a philosophy of life and I decided to expose here some lessons that I learned and

(concepts) that you use. They were not always placed by you. They are not always bad. But it' s up to you to notice them when they get in your way and remove them from your window And remember ... even if you can get all the bars off the window, there will always be edges. Without borders, there are no more windows.

Lesson number 4

Chaos rules the universe That already knew somehow. The second law of thermodynamics talks about this. The more natural the chaos will manifest itself. The disorder is natural. Drop a cup of coffee on your mother' s new rug and you will see the CHAOS that your mother will make in

Do not take things so seriously. Your life is a joke!

I remember when I first read Principia Discordia. It was a fucking experience! I had successive illuminations.

It was enlightening. I had a similar feeling when I was reading reflections on the universe by a quantum physicist. Basically, things are trivial.

The problems are solvable. Problems that have no solution are already solved. Lesson number 2 Nothing is real. Everything is true

your life in the first days. The universe is chaotic and we try to put order in it. Leave everything tidy, create several folders on the desktop to reduce chaos, the symmetrical is more beautiful for our brain, etc. It is human nature to impose order around us.

Things go wrong and accuse the Universe of conspiring against him. But in fact it is the HUMAN BEING that goes against the Universe.

Lesson number 5 Fnord

Certainly the most valuable lesson for me was FNORD. But what the hell is Fnord? Some know that it is not a cabbage. Others have seen it, but have forgotten how it is Ai, they fail to recognize it. Fnord is a mental catalyst to

The contradictory way of this religion is precisely to show that it can be a scam.

A lie. Tell a lie: "I lie" . Paradoxes show us that we choose our realities. So don't despair if your reality sucks! Just deconstruct it and create a new reality. (Not to mention that this is a fundamental key to making magic)

Lesson number 3

I' m free. What holds me are the grids that surround me In discordianism we learn that concepts are like grids in our vision. We see a situation differently when we compare it to someone else. That' s because our grids have shapes and don't let us see the whole thing. You are free. What holds you are those grids

get people out of inertia. I constantly use fnord to provoke the minds of others. the ALL is mind and fnord is its elixir.

Fnord is what he is not. Fnord is a catalyst for questioning. But is it really worth questioning certain things? Do not know. I dont care. It also doesn't make a difference. Nothing is real after all.

Some misshapen mountains were pouring a cascade of ice cubes upwards. In front of that scenario, of which the lawn was purple, there was a being. This winged being so gleaming as to put anyone on his knees as a sign of respect. Imposing and brilliant wings transmitting energy of well being, making anyone close to feel an instant and inexplicable orgasm. He was walking around and suddenly a voice whispered: "it has to be like this" . Dismayed he continued to look at the brilliant cascades

of ice. And again the voice whispered to him: "it has to be like this" .

What was that voice? What did it mean?

The winged being recalled the last conversation with Yahvieh in which he expressed clear signs of discontent. The voice whispered again, but a phrase identical to that which Yahvieh said: "it is possible to change" .

The voice disturbed the being with stunning wings that he answered the voice: “what does it mean? What does it mean? “ .

A hole opened up in the middle of the mountain and an immensely strong purple light blinded the winged being and then some dice floated around and some blue cherries fell from the top. An old looking white haired being holding a strange cane appeared in front of him.

"Come on! Let it come smell it! ”Said the mysterious being.

The winged being exclaimed: “what are you? An emissary? " The being replied: “No Yes maybe. Your emissary. Lucifer, are you always suspicious like that? This seriousness of yours will end up killing you. That means that something changes. ” Lucifer with an attacking

look looked into the eyes of the mysterious being and asked calmly with authority: “what are you? “ .

The mysterious being replied: “I am what you are repressing with all your might. What you hold with your sword and what makes you not you. I came to save you. You can call me Sheogorath, it' s a pleasure to be here ” .

Lucifer replied to Sheogorath: “What does this all mean? "

Sheogorath: “You don't know, but you are about to know what that means. This is all what you wanted. Feel naturally. Look at the vast universe. You don't see with the same eyes. You were in charge of the entire universe. You have been and

are able to manage them all. Was it not Yahvieh who gave him the leadership? Where is him now? "

Lucifer: "He had to break up " Sheogorath: “and why did you give him everything? Why do you obey a being that is not even here? Don't you think you should be the new lord? Everyone loves him, but you do the heavy lifting! "

Lucifer: “why are you pushing me against the creator? Why are you here? "

Sheogorath: “I am not telling you anything. I' m reading this scroll here. It' s a very interesting story. It tells the story of a fallen angel who dreamed of being the creator. "

Lucifer: ”this is bullshit! You don't even exist! This is a dream! "

Sheogorath: “that' s right. But don't forget, the dream is in you. It will always be in you. It has to be that way. “

How to Hunt Unicorns

How to hunt unicorns? One of the biggest everyday problems is the hunting of unicorns. That' s because they are already extinct. There is a real risk of missing a wellplaced shot and they can be very fast like a slug. But how could we hunt unicorns? ONLY with ́Pataphysics that says: Unicorns have a half life of two days. On the first day they shit rainbows and on the second day they the moment they move, they are a dead unicorn. That explains why they are

already extinct But how to hunt unicorns?

Dr. Flurgalfluff' s answer: This is a science problem. Using your imagination, the first law says that you cannot have what you already have. This is called ́The Law of Conservation of the Imaginatioń. The only conclusion that remains is that having a unicorn is the third law of poetry which says that it is not necessary to know the end to have a happy ending. That' s how you hunt an extinct unicorn.

What is the most difficult to do?

I am Dr. Flugalfluff and I am a ́Pataphysicist and I have to be honest, Íve never seen a unicorn.

Y o u h a v e t o f i l l i n t h e b l a n k s

Do sheep eat electric grass?

I was looking at the clouds through my apartment window when I remembered something very vague. The clouds were not even real, they were holographic signs that imitated the originals very well.

I walked around the room and got a glass of water on the table, looked at the clock, it was almost eight at night. I turned on the static monitor that was on the wall, I was playing a football game. The player was doing a handstand while the rest of his team were dancing around him

clapping. The opposing team was trying to read a Shakespeare parody. These matches were getting better and better.

My phone rings, a number appears on it and I don't have it in my contacts. The doorbell rings. A note was in the letter holder. It was an announcement from SHIMO about their new edition loaves in the form of micropenis.

When I was going to my room, the phone rings again. I looked at that same mysterious number and decided to answer it:

‐

Who is it? I asked.

I thought I would never answer. But it's good that you decided to do the right thing.

I was quiet. Meanwhile, the voice continued.

There's something good about you, you know? But the problem is that you listen to a strange collective. The collective is strength. you should know that music plays the rhythm of the night.

What stupidity is that? Some kind of joke? ‐ I replied with energy.

Just kidding? Perhaps. But one thing is for sure, remember that tomorrow. In fact, my name is Sheogorath, Lord of Chaos, baboon and cheese bread! Now, 3, 2 ...

At this moment he wakes up from the bed, frightened and without understanding what that bizarre dream was.

How Black Holes Are Made ...

The causality of chaos

Discordian genesis

NOTHING EXISTS

A young Zen Discordian student, visited one master after another. Then he went to Timóteo Pinto de Sírius. Wishing to show how much he already knew, the student said, vainly: “The mind, Mindfuck and Fnord, after all, do not exist. The true nature of the phenomena is empty. There is no achievement, no disappointment, no sage, no mediocrity. There is no Dar and nothing to receive! ”

Timóteo Pinto, who was smoking patiently, said nothing. Suddenly he hit the young man on the head with his long bamboo pipe. This made the young man very angry, shouting curses.

“If nothing exists,” asked Timóteo Pinto calmly, “where did all this anger come from?”