This game features Junior Roller Derby by the Foco Spartan Babes.
Now recruiting Girls ages 7-17!
Welcome Derby Fans... to a night full of promise! As it stands, the Psycho Sirens and CinderHellas are on even ground. Each team has had a victory and a loss this season and both are thirsty for a victory tonight...
Best two out of three? Who will win tonight’s
game and reign supreme as our Spring Season Champions? We’ll have to watch them battle it out as only they can to determine this evening’s victor! Also this evening, the Foco Spartan Babes will be playing the Rocky Mountain Roller Punks from Denver. A junior match-up not to be missed! Wanna know what the Foco Microbruisers have been up to lately? Turn to page 10 to get an update on their nationally-ranked competitive season so far! A percentage of tonight’s proceeds will go to help Habitat for Humanity, the community nonprofit that the Foco Girls Gone Derby have partnered with for quarter two. To learn more, visit: fortcollinshabitat.org.
referees Krunchy PhDiva El Flaco Doc Homicide Krash N2 Oblivion Hardkore Tattoo’d Ken Conner Lingus
announcerS
non-skating officials Jam Timer: Grimes and Punsihment Penalty Tracker: Shake ‘n Break Inside Whiteboard: JewJew Bee Penalty Box Manager : Foxy Box Watcher Penalty Box Timer : Carla VonSexron Penalty Box Timer: Hayl Damage Scoreboard Operator: Bladey Score Keeper : ZZ Stardust Scorekeeper: Lemy Atom Lineup Tracker : 00Daddy Lineup Tracker: Unchained Malady
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Here’s a quick reference to help you out:
The POSITIONS
WHAT IS GOING ON?
JAMMER: The players with the star on
HOW WE ROLL
their helmets use speed and agility to score as many points as possible during each jam. LEAD JAMMER: The first jammer to get through the pack legally can call off the jam anytime by tapping her hands repeatedly on her hips. PACK: Three blockers and one pivot from each team attempt to stop the opposing jammer from scoring points. PIVOT: The players with the stripe on their helmets are eligible for a star pass. BLOCKERS: These versatile players clear a path for their jammer and block the opposing jammer.
CAN SHE DO THAT?!? LEGAL
• Torso and hip checks from the side • Blocking with the upper arm • Whipping or pushing a member of your own team for extra speed • Blocking with the back or booty
• Each game, consists of two 30-minute periods. • Each period contains multiple jams that can last up to 2 minutes. • Before each jam, 5 players from each team line up on the track. • The pack and jammers are released at the single whistle. • The first jammer to make it through the pack legally is called lead jammer. HOW WE SCORE
• Jammers are the only players who can score points, but first they have to make it through the pack once. • On their second trip through the pack, jammers gain a point for each opposing player they pass legally. • The lead jammer controls the score by calling off the jam at anytime. She does this by tapping her hands on her hips.
ILLEGAL
• Blocking with elbows, forearms, hands or head • Intentionally falling or tripping another skater • Hitting, pushing or blocking a skater from behind • Displaying unsportswomanlike conduct • Holding or grabbing players • Cutting across the track • Hitting from out of bounds
NEW FOR 2013
• Jammers are released at the same time as the pack on a single whistle. • Minor penalties have been eliminated. • Skaters may accrue 6 trips to the box during a game but on the 7th they foul-out and are removed from gameplay. • Penalties are assessed based on total impact not just initiation of contact.
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REGISTER YOUR TEAM
75
Kermudjen
4
AR-15
Aimee Armalite
98 Pounds of Steel
52
CC Shebash’ya
Fe-lion
I
85 aimee armalite
Purdey Dirty
Sally Terry Confinement
818
Finkzilla
Shirley Temper Tantrum
Double D-Struction
42
LA’s Finest
510
51
iOna SwitchBlade
187
IIII I
Mary Poppin’ Caps
Inner Demon
55
the Husker Hustler
.45
98
55.8
214
Jersey Justice
7
co-captain
co-captain
18
3.14
Battle E. Portman
Mollitov Maguire
8
Katastrophic Katality
10^-10
Slim Skatey
8008
Princess of Wails
350
Ginger Baked
58
Fleur De Mean
720
Dr. Spankenhurter
.50
949
Sequin Destroy 5 ‘11
Spice Cadet
Suga Smaxxx
IV
IM6E
Momerath
The Original Skankster
10-Q
MS. Eerie Bizness
20
Dead Zeppelin
Starrmageddon
9JA
Pootie Tang
970
co-captain
co-captain
PSYCHO sirens
11
7
Suzy MuffinCrusher
9 3/4
Thrifty Femme’a Nifty
R8
Rhagdoll
Dyer’s Eve
Foco News:
MicroBruiser edition The Foco MicroBruisers, Foco Girls Gone Derby’s travel team, competed in the Colorado Cup hosted by the Denver Roller Dolls on April 27-28. Six roller derby leagues from the region participated in the tournament. Slim’s record-breaking jam (50 points)assisted in the MicroBruisers’ 351-85 win over the Castle Rock ‘n’ Rollers. The Bruisers lost to Salida’s Ark Valley High Rollers, 212-144, and fell short by 10 points against the Crossroads City Sucias (Las Cruces, N.M.), 220-210. Following the Colorado Cup, the Micro Bruisers jumped
15 points in competitive rankings, according to FlatTrackStats.com, which labeled Foco one of the “biggest movers” of the week among WFTDA sanctioned leagues. The MicroBruisers are climbing the rankings again after placing third in the Mayday Mayhem tournament hosted by the Slaughterhouse Derby Girls in Greeley on May 3-5. The Bruisers won four of their six bouts and took away the bronze trophy. Foco fell to Sioux City, 234-110, and Junction City, 257154, but trumped the Cheyenne
Capidolls, 221-123, Central Coast (Calif.), 208-178, and Pueblo -- in two matches, 255-88 and 234-174. Find upcoming bout dates and more information about FoCo Girls Gone Derby at www. focogirlsgonederby.com, www. facebook.com/FCGGD or on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ focoggderby. GO DERBY GO FOCO
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MUST BE 21 OR OLDER TO RIDE *Price includes: Complimentary beverages provided, transportation to and from the venue, game ticket and access to the party bus during half-time.
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