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JUNE 18-24, 2014 • VOLUME 28 • NUMBER 12

EDITOR’S NOTE CRIME. BOY, I DON’T KNOW

23 MAIL FIGHTIN’ WORDS 2 MINUTES WITH NEWS

4 5 6 7

COVER STORY OUR PICKS MUSIC THE KNIFE

8 12 14 18

MOVIES MAGIC LANTERNS ARTS DINING

12 19 21 23 26

BITE-SIZED WEIRD ASTROLOGY I SAW U

28 29 29 30

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here was a great moment in an episode of Aaron Sorkin’s liberal apologia The West Wing when presidential candidate Robert Ritchie, the dimwitted conservative foil to protagonist Josiah Bartlet, responding to a Secret Service agent’s death, mutters in a Southern drawl, “Crime. Boy, I don’t know.” “In the future,” Bartlet later tells him, “in case you’re wondering, ‘Crime. Boy, I don’t know’ is when I decided to kick your ass.” That exchange came to mind as I was editing this week’s cover story, Derek Kinner’s compelling compilation of the stories behind Jacksonville’s first 50 homicides of 2014 (see page 8). Ritchie, you see, was a vapid Dubyaesque caricature designed to incur our contempt. But as I read through the vignettes behind the city’s spiking homicide rate, tales of avarice and carelessness, of revenge and rage, of drugs and jealousy and self-defense, I was struck by how random and senseless so much of it seemed. And if it is random and senseless, if so many of these killings are the result of impulsive and ill-considered decisions, then maybe there’s not a lot we can do about it. Perhaps Robert Ritchie had a point. Crime. Boy, I don’t know. That’s not to say there’s nothing we can do — sensible gun regulations would be a start — or that we should hole ourselves away in a safe room with an arsenal of assault rifles. Violent crime is, and has been for many years now, on a steady decline nationwide. There are several theories out there for why this happened, why the much-feared “superpredators” of the early ’90s never materialized, why cities suddenly became safer. The cops like to credit innovative policing strategies; politicians, tough-on-crime legislation. A better candidate is the elimination of leaded gasoline in the 1970s and ’80s, which reduced the amount of lead particulates in the air — and exposure to lead, especially for children, lowers the IQ and increases aggression. Even beyond that, a wide swath of evidence suggests that — horrors in Syria and Iraq and Sandy Hook notwithstanding — this may be, as Harvard psychologist Steven Pinker has written, “the most peaceful era in our species’ existence.” Like the loyal dogs descended from wild wolves, humans have been tamed by our own self-domestication. We are evolving to cooperate, not fight. But clearly, we’re not there yet. Clearly, there are sections in this city, as in every city, where there are too many guns and too many drugs and too many turf wars. And clearly, we’re still not sure what to do about it. Last month, for instance, in reaction to a wave of gun-related violence in Northwest Jacksonville, city leaders held a press conference to announce Operation Ceasefire, a campaign in which cops will knock on 18,000 doors and engage in what Sheriff John Rutherford referred to as “consensual conversations” with residents (which does not sound Orwellian at all) — all of which strikes me as more an effort to convince us they’re doing something than actually doing something. Which is understandable, because maybe there’s not much they can do. That is, on some level, the point of Kinner’s story — not to sensationalize these killings, not to revel in the macabre, but to step back and realize that there’s no convenient narrative here that lends itself to an easy fix. In other words: Crime. Boy, I don’t know. Jeffrey C. Billman twitter/jeffreybillman jbillman@folioweekly.com JUNE 18-24, 2014 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | 3

MAIL Jazz Fest Missed the Big Picture

When Jazz Fest was moved from Metro Park into the heart of Downtown in 2009, it represented a bold move designed to make the festival a nationally recognized event and provide a much-needed boost to a struggling core of Downtown merchants. The move exceeded all expectations, as the streets of Downtown were filled with a palpable sense of energy, the glowing scenes of a big-city atmosphere and the sounds of commerce that rang throughout area businesses. This year, Downtown merchants were blindsided when a new regime within the city of Jacksonville’s Office of Special Events decided to uproot the wildly successful layout of Jazz Fest and position the festival’s main stage at the Shipyards. To make matters worse, the city subsequently refused to consider the suggestions and feedback of … well, apparently most everyone who owned and operated a business Downtown. The city literally and figuratively turned its back on more than 30 locally owned small businesses, including clothing stores, specialty retailers, bars, restaurants and art galleries. These merchants, who have come to rely on the sales generated during Jazz Fest to pay rent, were instead betrayed by a shortsighted decision. When these merchants were invited to a meeting to “discuss their concerns,” those concerns were ignored, and they were told that they didn’t see the “big picture.” Apparently, that picture included showcasing one of Jacksonville’s pre-eminent events by wedging it between a parking lot full of cars, a manufacturing plant, that crumbling symbol of the housing bubble called Berkman II, and the jail. In fact, the best seat in the house was from the jailhouse. The last time inmates were treated to a show of that magnitude was when Johnny Cash performed at San Quentin. The results were devastating to hardworking small business owners’ bottom lines. Most Downtown businesses saw sales drop by as much as 50 percent from a typical Saturday, when there is no large event occurring Downtown. Even some of the bars along Bay Street reported lower daytime sales than in previous Jazz Fest weekends. Quite simply, the rug was pulled from underneath them. Clustering a mix of uses within a compact, walkable setting is precisely how urban environments thrive. Every move undertaken Downtown should above all else contribute to making the area a unique, authentic and inviting walkable neighborhood instead of a mundane, vertical suburb. Vibrant urban retail areas simply do not exist without marrying connectivity, clustering, context and walkability with a diverse mixture of uses. The new Jazz Fest organizers missed the very “big picture” they were trying to force upon the brave men, women, fathers and mothers who have risked their family’s financial futures by opening businesses Downtown in the hopes of making the urban core a thriving neighborhood. Fixing Downtown is not a difficult proposition. However, there are some within City Hall who may need to take a long, hard look at best practices in peer communities. Downtown will continue to struggle unless genuine community engagement with a broad spectrum of stakeholders is at the root of public policy decisions such as these.

Duane Allman, Fillmore East, June 26, 1971; Photo by Ed Berman

talking about today’s music climate when he wrote, “No band has elevated the once-secondclass Southern rock genre to as critically and commercially respected heights as has DriveBy Truckers,” as the fact is that no Southern rock band has ever matched the critical acclaim and commercial respect given to the early-to-mid-’70s Allman Brothers Band. Ben Gish

Absolutely Right

Absolutely loved your article about the nude beach and the dogs [Editor’s Note, “Nude Beach? Meh. Dog Beach? Yes!” Jeffrey C. Billman, June 4]! You are absolutely right. Going to sign your petition now. Donna Milligan

Editor’s note: A friendly reminder that you can still sign my petition to turn over a stretch of Jax Beach to the dogs. Just go to this link: http://chn.ge/1lRB6dH. Or visit change.org and search for “Jacksonville Beach.” Your dog will thank you.

Never Change

I read your story and words cannot express my gratitude for giving a voice in a situation that I feel so passionate about [Fightin’ Words, “The Outcasts,” AG Gancarski, May 28]. Your position as well as other contributing writers at Folio Weekly is wellserved, as you are fearless and speak out without fear of rubbing people the wrong way no matter what their stature, unlike some periodicals that sugarcoat and walk on eggshells. Folio Weekly will continue to thrive as they stand bold and say what really needs to be said. Never change. We appreciate you! Lisa Acker

Correction The piano concert Four Centuries of Keyboard Music was listed at the incorrect location in an item in the Arts’ Classical & Jazz listings on Page 47 of the May 21 issue of Folio Weekly.

Mike Field

What About The Allman Brothers?

Good write-up about the Drive-By Truckers [Music, “Keep On Keepin’ On,” Nick McGregor, June 4]. I assume McGregor was 4 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | JUNE 18-24, 2014

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FIGHTIN’ WORDS

THE CROSSROADS Alvin Brown’s pension agreement is less a victory than an opening for opponents to take him down

ay back during the first iteration of this column, a decade ago, around the time John Peyton was first elected, a wellconnected local source wanted to plant a story about the forthcoming unfunded liability issues related to public pensions in Duval County. For a variety of reasons, that story never came to fruition. Looking back, it should have. The Police & Fire Pension crisis represents a crossroads for the city of Jacksonville — a crossroads where the guarantees that existed for the white-collar middle class a half-century ago, and that exist for Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office and the Jacksonville Fire & Rescue Department employees today, are examined under the harsh light of 21st-century fiscal realities, in a brave new world in which the Golden Years of yesteryear have faded into a future where septuagenarians work the drive-through. The old “We’re Spending Our Grandchildren’s Inheritance” bumper stickers have long since disappeared, as did the humor behind them. No one who grows old in America will be spared financial uncertainty (and just wait until the dollar is no longer the world’s reserve currency). Still, the people of Jacksonville (as in most places) recognize that a greater good is served by ensuring cops and firefighters receive some sort of pension, a deferred appreciation for services rendered. The trouble is getting there — making sure that the so-called “shared sacrifice” is actually equally shared, and that the pension plan is adequately financed. Easier said than done. If the recent deal between Mayor Alvin Brown and Police & Fire Pension Fund executive director John Keane goes through, one thing is guaranteed: Somebody will get screwed. The question is who. The mayor is eyeing JEA, which Brown seems to believe can fork over an extra $40 million a year without raising rates. Instead, the city says, JEA could reduce benefits for new hires and remove its employees from the city’s General Employee Pension Plan. Both JEA and members of City Council have voiced skepticism, to put it mildly.

If that’s a no-go, the onus turns to you, taxpayer. Yes, the pension deal creates an annual committee whose job it is to find that $40 million, but, ultimately, City Council sets the budget. If the city’s on the hook, that money’s got to come from somewhere — and even if that somewhere is the higher taxes the mayor opposes, under the city charter, Brown can’t veto it. Another group of sacrificial lambs: new police and fire hires, who will bear a disproportionate burden of larger pay-ins and smaller payouts. Pensions for new hires would start at age 62 (as opposed to 60 for current employees). They’d also get smaller cost-ofliving increases and other benefit reductions. All of this raises a disturbing paradox, that of warriors on the frontlines of our city’s turf wars who can’t look forward to financial stability in their retirement. The alternative, however, is a city suffocating under the weight of pension promises it cannot afford to keep. The deal was Brown’s effort at bridging that divide. In that sense, it’s a victory. But it still looks more like an election-year gambit — less policy than politics. This explains the mayoral office’s “take it or leave it” approach, one that rankles Republicans on the City Council, Republicans who have every incentive to play the obstructionist and have, in the form of so many unanswered questions, plenty of room to push back — something this mayor has not dealt with very effectively so far. With Brown meeting recalcitrance from the City Council on other issues — e.g., water taxis — it seems the game is becoming more partisan by the week. Alvin Brown — the “no new taxes” Democrat, who seemed to augur a new 21st-century Jacksonville consensus — will face more political pressures in the next few months than he has in the last few years, and he’ll face them with deep-pocketed folks like Lenny Curry and Peter Rummell on the sidelines, ready to take him down. That’s not an enviable position.

If the deal between Mayor Alvin Brown and the Police & Fire Pension Fund goes through, one thing is guaranteed: Somebody will get screwed.

AG Gancarski twitter/aggancarski mail@folioweekly.com

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2 MINUTES WITH… // DENNIS HO

CHUCK CHAMBLISS

JACKSONVILLE RESIDENT, COMMERCIAL SPEARFISHERMAN, REALITY TV STAR Folio Weekly: What do you do for a living? Chuck Chambliss: Commercial spearfisherman. What kind of fish do you go after? We target bottom fish, which are grouper, hogfish and snapper. That’s our target fish. We shoot amberjacks also. They don’t pay as much, but they fill the bucket up. What does each different fish bring in? Grouper is like $5 a pound and better. Snapper’s $5 a pound, hogfish is $3.50 a pound, mango snapper’s right around $3.50 a pound — you know, it all varies. Jacks are like $1.50 to $1.75 a pound. But you can get a 100-pound jack. You can get a 100-pound grouper, but there’re more 100-pound jacks out there. Lobster sells for $18 a pound for tails only. They sell for $30 a pound in the supermarket. And you kill them with a spear gun underwater. You gotta scuba dive, anywhere from 80 feet to 180 feet. We would like to stay shallow, but the fish here tend to be bigger, not quite as spooky — meaning the fish know what’s up; if they see a diver with a spear gun in his hand, they know to get the hell away from him — because of all the recreational stuff going on around here. We go out to where the fish have never seen a diver before. Sometimes we have to go into deep, deep, deep water. How many fish do you catch? I try to shoot 1,000 pounds of fish every four to six days. Ten boxes. A box is 100 pounds in fishermen’s terms. Good fish. A thousand pounds of jack ain’t a good paycheck. A thousand pounds of grouper? That’s a good payday. You work long days? All day long. I mean, I don’t get into the water until 9 a.m. because the sun has to come up a little bit [for us to] get some visibility. I’ll work ’til the sun goes down. Then we’ll sit down and fish for little fish at night, until about 11 p.m. I mean, if you’re out there, you might as well make money. If you don’t have bait in the water, you’re not making money. It’s not hard work. How are spear-caught fish different? Spear-caught fish die instantly. When you shoot ’em, they’re dead. There’s no lactic acid that builds up when the fish fights. People say that acid makes the fish taste not as good. It deteriorates the meat faster, and it doesn’t taste as sweet. The problem with long-line grouper is that it might have sat on the hook in the water dead. So you figure, sitting in 80-degree water, all day long, dead. That’s not good. The minute the blood quits pumping, the meat starts deteriorating. So it could have been sitting on the hook for 24 hours. Now all the upper-end restaurants in Miami and Tampa are selling this spear-caught fish deal, advertising that’s all they serve. Do you get to take home some of your catch? I gotta pay the boat the market price, but I shave a few pounds off. A 10-pound grouper might actually weigh 15 pounds. [Laughs.] I like hogfish. It can only be speared; they don’t 6 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | JUNE 18-24, 2014

eat the hook. You’re also on TV? I am on TV. I was asked to be on a reality TV show; they contacted me probably about three years ago. When does your reality TV show air? It’s called Catching Hell, it’s on the Weather Channel Sundays at 9 p.m. Those are when the new episodes are. They got reruns, too. It’s about commercial spearfishing in the Gulf of Mexico. How did you end up on the show? [The producers] came over here and they interviewed five guys, and they picked me and one other person to do the show. I thought about it a little while and thought, “Well, why not?” What kind of questions did they ask you? Oh gosh, I can’t remember. Sharks, have I ever seen ’em? Do sharks bother me? Tell me your most dangerous moment. Blah blah blah. But it’s not filmed in Jacksonville? We film down in Hudson, Florida. North of Tarpon Springs. So a crew just followed you around? They’ve got a chase boat, a nice-ass sportsman boat that follows us around with a camera crew. They’ve got about six or seven people on that boat. That boat had a captain, first mate, a producer, two underwater cameramen, a dive master, an above-water camera guy. Plus a cameraman on your boat? We’ve got a cameraman on our boat at all times. Three crewmembers and a cameraman who lives on the boat. Every time I go underwater, a cameraperson would be filming me and a dive master would be in the water for liability insurance. I had signed a no-risk waiver, so I took the whole risk on myself. But the camera people, being union, they had to

and aggravate that a little bit. So the cameraman comes in pretending to be your fake friend? There was this one cameraman who totally did not want to be our friend at all. He says, “That is not professional. I’m filming you and you’re not even supposed to have any idea that I’m there.” Was he a dick? No, he was actually a cool dude. He was all right. We got along good. What about the other cameraman? Oh, Zach, he actually worked on The Deadliest Catch for a few seasons. They had some really good production guys. Really good cameramen. Do they ever tell you the show’s ratings or how many people are watching? Well, the show just started two weeks ago. The ratings are good, The Weather Channel

have a dive master. And they just followed you around? They didn’t start any trouble? Oh, they involved themselves, all right. The cameraman’s got a bug in his ear, he’s wired, I’m wired, everybody’s wired on the boat, and the executive producer on the chase boat hears what we’re talking about, and he can talk to the cameraman. When he hears a good storyline being developed, he’ll tell the cameraman to prod us a little bit. “Tell us about that fish you missed down there, Chuck.” If we’re having a conflict between crewmembers, they’ll come in

likes the ratings, but we’re only on the third episode. The first episode aired June 1, but the show’s producers first contacted you three years ago? Yeah, but we filmed last year. All these new episodes are from last fall. So what happened in those two years? They had to sell it. The production company [wasn’t] going to start making the show until they had somebody that wanted to buy the show. So finally The Weather Channel said they wanted to buy it. Have you seen yourself on TV?

Photos by Dennis Ho

Yeah. It’s strange. They swear up and down they’re gonna make me look good — but I don’t know. Do you get to see the episodes before they air? No. They don’t even mail me a DVD disc to see it a day ahead of time. Does what you see on TV measure up with what you actually experienced in real life? There might not be that much drama. You gotta throw some of that drama in. They pick and prod to get us started. You think they purposely made you angry? They had a cast call of 9 a.m., and nobody starts filming until noon. So you sit in the hot-ass sun for three hours and you’re ready to cuss somebody out. So I dunno if they did that on purpose, but I think it was a game they learned in college somewhere. Do you feel like a TV star? Not yet. I’m not getting paid yet. When they pay me like a TV star, I’ll feel like a TV star. I probably would have made just as much money fishing as I did [on] the TV show. Was it fun? Oh yeah, it was real fun. Once I realized I was making reality TV and I wasn’t really a commercial fisherman anymore, I knew I had to switch it up just a little bit because I couldn’t actually just go down there like normal. They told me, “If you’re down there doing your job and a cameraman isn’t down there filming you, then you’re not doing your job.” So I ended up catching maybe half of what I normally catch. But every week I got a paycheck, which is kind of cool. Every week in commercial fishing, you don’t get a paycheck. You get a check at the end of the trip. Do you ever see sharks in the water? Every day. Just about every day. Are you afraid of sharks? No. Not until they start biting on me. Dennis Ho dho@folioweekly.com

NEWS

SKEWED PRIORITIES? Cynthia Bioteau, President, FSCJ

FSCJ just gave a bunch of its administrators big raises. Its underpaid professors hope they’re next

the pay hikes. He says he understands that ast week, in a little-noticed public meeting, the college is trying to bring administrative Florida State College at Jacksonville’s salaries up to the state average, but “what District Board of Trustees voted to award about the faculty who continue to be on the two dozen of the school’s administrators more bottom statewide? Why would the college than $190,000 in raises — on average about seek to raise administrative salaries first $8,000 each. when the frontline employees — faculty and School officials defend these raises as staff — are still on the bottom statewide? Is reflective of the increased workload these this really the priority of the District Board of administrators have under new FSCJ Trustees? Clearly the college has the financial president Cynthia Bioteau’s leadership resources — and if not, then the priorities re-organization. (Bioteau’s predecessor, seem skewed.” FSCJ’s longtime president Steve Wallace, Jill Johnson, FSCJ’s communications departed in 2012 aft er the Times-Union director, points out that while faculty reported that he charged more than members have received raises every year $187,000 over two years to the college and since 2009, administrators did not in both its foundation for meals, travel and other the 2009-’10 or 2012-’13 school years. She expenses. The Board of Trustees nonetheless says these raises were necessary because granted him a $1.2 million severance package those receiving them had been given new that detractors called a golden parachute.) positions in recent months, but were not Set as they are against the backdrop of given additional pay. FSCJ’s ongoing contract negotiations with Indeed, many of the its faculty, not everyone’s administrators whose happy about the raises. “Why would the college seek salaries were boosted Karen Morian, FSCJ’s have new responsibilities faculty union president, to raise administrative and job titles — one says some of her fellow salaries first when frontline accountant is now professors “were fairly assistant comptroller, upset” — not because employees are still on the the vice president of they begrudged the purchasing and auxiliary bottom statewide?” administrators their money, services is now chief but because even as the business affairs officer, college takes care of its and so on. James Stevenson, FSCJ vice administration, its faculty members’ salaries president for institutional advancement, lag behind those of their counterparts at will receive the highest bump, an additional other state colleges. $32,586. In 2013, Johnson points out, A 2013 salary review from the National Stevenson’s office took over four other offices Education Association, the most recent data within the college, and next month will begin available, shows that FSCJ professors earn overseeing the general counsel. on average $48,000, compared to $51,000 at Board trustee Tom Bryan says he can see St. Johns River State College and $56,000 at how these raises look uneven to outsiders, Daytona State College. To make ends meet, but these are people “who were virtually faculty leaders say, many of their colleagues underpaid for doing the work of two people.” teach extra classes in addition to their Morian says she hopes college officials still mandatory course load. embrace the same generous philosophy when Morian, a humanities professor, says it comes time to discuss faculty paychecks. it’s important for FSCJ to increase faculty Bioteau and the board, she adds, are well salaries because, otherwise, the college could aware of how important salary increases are lose talent to nearby schools that offer higher to FSCJ’s professors. pay. She says the union doesn’t have an exact Johnson declined to discuss potential increase in mind, but it would be fair to raise faculty raises, though she did say Bioteau salaries to the state average. plans to eventually bring all salaries up to the “Right now I think we’re about $6,000 state average. short,” Morian says. Jason Gibson, a humanities professor Khristopher J. Brooks and faculty senate president, also questions mail@folioweekly.com JUNE 18-24, 2014 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | 7

MURDER IN THE

RIVER CITY The stories behind Jacksonville’s first 50 homicides of 2014

STORY BY DEREK KINNER 8 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | JUNE 18-24, 2014

n its 2013 Quality of Life Progress Report, Jacksonville Community Council Inc. revealed a curious data point: Even though the city’s overall crime rate was at its lowest level in at least three decades, the percentage of people who said they felt safe in their neighborhoods dropped 5 percentage points, to 61 percent, from the previous year. You see this fear emanating from the 6 o’clock news, where there’s always a story about a shooting or a stabbing or some predator on the loose. You see it in the newspaper headlines that scream about these almost-routine mass-murder horrors, and from politicians wringing their hands about a seemingly intractable problem. You see all this even though, across the country, violent crime numbers are dropping rather precipitously — down 5.4 percent in the first six months of 2013 compared to the

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percent increase over the first five months of 2013. But numbers are just that, numbers: useful, maybe a little scary, but superficial. We wanted the stories behind the numbers, a sense of not just how many people are dying, but why. It’s easy to blame drugs or gangs or guns — and certainly those things often play a role — but as you’ll see from the vignettes below, that’s not the whole picture. There are lovers’ quarrels, Facebook rows, fights over barbecue, careless drug-addled mothers — sometimes seemingly random, sometimes stupid, oftentimes utterly senseless. The following narratives are drawn from police reports and news coverage. These are the stories of the first 50 homicides in the River City in 2014, of suspects and victims, of bad people and unfortunate people and reckless people and people who just made terrible, terrible decisions.

same period a year earlier, according to FBI data released earlier this year — a trend that has persisted, with some bumps along the way, for nearly a quarter-century. And yet we don’t believe it. Maybe we shouldn’t — at least not in Duval County. In the last few years, even as the city’s overall crime rate has dropped, and even as the national murder rate has declined, Jacksonville’s death toll has ticked up: 71 murders in 2011, 93 in 2012, 94 in 2013. This year is on track to be even bloodier. As of June 3, according to data provided by the Jacksonville Sheriff ’s Office, there have been 39 murders in Jacksonville, 11 more than in the same period last year. (There was another one on June 7, bringing the total to 40 as of this writing.) The number of homicides — a broader category comprising both murders and “justified” killings — now stands at 50, also about a 20

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suffered a gunshot wound but survived. On Jan. 7, police arrested the daughter’s boyfriend, Toddrick Nelson Lee, 20, after interviewing the daughter, with whom Lee had two children. Underwood and his daughter lived in the home along with Underwood’s wife, who wasn’t home when the shootings occurred. Lee lived elsewhere.

JOSHUA ANDREW HEINZ, died Jan. 5, 11009 Santa Fe St. N.

According to witnesses, several people were watching football at Heinz’s house when the 31-year-old got into an argument with Alvin Welch, 35, about the way Welch was slicing barbecue and how much he was trying to take home with him. Heinz asked Welch to leave. Welch allegedly responded by grabbing a bat and striking Heinz in the head. The victim died at UF Health. Welch was arrested Jan. 8.

6: JUAN LEON SHANKS,

died Jan. 6, 1152 Alta Vista St.

Shanks, 25, was found fatally shot in a ditch, the victim of a drive-by. The police were looking for a white car that had been in the area. The JSO provided no additional information on this case, and has made no arrests.

LATOSHA DENISE JOYCE, died Jan. 9, 3507 Rio Grande Ave.

Marcus Earl Gray, 44, arrived at UF Shands with his girlfriend, Joyce, 38, just after midnight. She was already dead. Gray told police he and Joyce were inside his semi at a truck stop on Rio Grande Avenue when they got into a physical argument. He said he shoved Joyce out of the cab and she fell to the ground, landing on her back. He drove away, but returned and found Joyce unresponsive, put her in his truck and drove to his home, then placed her in another vehicle and took her to the hospital. Gray was arrested a few days later, after an autopsy determined that Joyce was struck by a motor vehicle, though Gray denied he hit her with his truck. Police say Gray has a previous record of domestic violence, though not involving Joyce.

8: HUNTER LAWENDOSKI,

died Jan. 14, 1800 Edgewood Ave. N.

Hunter, only 3 months old, was pronounced dead at the hospital after he ingested oxycodone, methadone and Xanax, substances police say belonged to his mother, Jamie Pearl Jones, 27. They charged her with murder on March 31.

9: ROBERT GLENN HUCKS,

died Jan. 16, 2115 College St.

Hucks, 20, from Lawrenceville, Georgia, went missing after a night at Metro Night Club. Hunters in Camden County, Georgia, found Hucks’ body on Jan. 29; the next day, police charged Jeremy Christian Pittman, 34, with his murder. The cops say the two went to Pittman’s home after leaving Metro; they argued, Hucks tried to leave, and was killed that night.

10: DEREK RASHAD JOHNSON,

died Jan. 24, 1660 Prudential Drive

Johnson, 27, was found shot to death in a parking lot following an after-hours party at Building 500. No arrests have been made.

11: DARREN JOHNSON,

died Jan. 25, 2742 Aubrey Ave.

Johnson, 20, a transient, broke into a vacant home through a side window and was met with a fatal 12-gauge shotgun blast from the property owner, Michael Jay Acord, 59. Johnson later died at the hospital. Acord did not live there, but told police he was checking his property because of recent burglaries when Johnson broke in. The shooting was declared justified, though Acord was charged with a firearm violation; because 10 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | JUNE 18-24, 2014

he’d been slapped with a restraining order, he was not allowed to own any weapons. Police found nine more firearms at his residence.

12: ADRIAN WATKINS,

died Feb. 1, 4346 Roanoke Blvd.

According to police, Watkins, 18, the son of a police officer, and Gregory Robinson, 17, had been friends for years. They were involved in a brawl in November at First Coast High School, and both had been expelled, then sent to the same administrative school. A week earlier, someone had fired shots at Watkins’ home; he told his parents it was Robinson, and said the two had had some kind of dispute at school. On Feb. 1, a 14-year-old found Watkins’ body in a ditch, shot once in the head and four times in the body. Some of Watkins’ friends wrote a letter a week later in which they said Robinson had killed Watkins for being a snitch. Police found a gun believed to be the murder weapon in the attic in Robinson’s home, and arrested him Feb. 8.

13: WILLIAM HENRY NESMITH, died Feb. 2, 630 Fourth St. W.

A woman found Nesmith, 35, on the ground, stabbed to death, the morning after a party at the home of Shakia T. Long, 26. The party was for William Carpenter, who had just gotten out of jail. The Times-Union reported that both Nesmith and Carpenter “had relations” with Long. William Carpenter’s brother, Eric Carpenter, 37, was arrested for the killing. There were conflicting reports about what happened: Eric’s arrest report said Nesmith was stabbed as he walked toward the bedroom where Long and William Carpenter were talking. The report for Long — who was arrested for tampering with evidence after telling neighbors she used bleach to clean the scene — said Eric Carpenter stabbed Nesmith while she and the victim argued in the bedroom.

14: EARL JONES,

died Feb. 15, 2147 Retaw St.

Jones, 39, was killed outside his house after an argument over drugs, police say. Lavelle Green, 34, was charged in his death.

15: MARRIS BROWN,

died Feb. 16, 1187 Edgewood Ave. S.

Brown, 24, died after he and four other people were shot inside the Fat Kat nightclub. Off-duty officers outside the club called in a report of gunshots at 4 a.m., when 200 people were in the club. No arrests have been made.

16:

IAN KLINEDINST, died Feb. 16, 6100 Earline Circle N.

Karla Gene Davis, 36, told police she had just returned home and found it burglarized. Klinedinst, 22, drove by once, followed by a car driven by his girlfriend, then ran into a dead end, so he turned around and began to drive back. Suspecting him of the break-in, Davis parked her car in the middle of the road to block him, but Klinedinst tried to drive around. Davis fired into the vehicle — where Klinedinst’s 2-year-old daughter and a friend were passengers — and fatally struck him in the face. (Someone from his girlfriend’s car returned fired at Davis, but that person was not charged.) After the shooting, Davis went home, packed up some belongings and checked into a local hotel. She told police that she acted in self-defense. Police say interviews with witnesses and evidence collected at the scene led them to arrest her.

17:

ROBERT DELANEY WASHINGTON III, died Feb. 22, 1523 Pullen Road

Washington, 25, was found dead of a gunshot wound. The JSO provided no further information on this case.

MURDER RATES IN FLORIDA, 2012 BY METROPOLITAN AREA (per 100,000 population)

Jacksonville: 8.0 Miami/Ft. Lauderdale: 6.3 Orlando/Kissimmee: 5.0 Tampa/St. Petersburg: 3.9 Source: FBI

18: PAUL WILLIAMS,

died Feb. 24, 1300 Ellis Road

A passerby found Williams, 26, dead in a vacant lot. The JSO said he had at least one gunshot wound. Police did not say whether a suspect has been arrested.

19: CHRISTOPHER SEYMOUR,

died March 1, 3541 Victoria Park Road

Seymour, 28, was shot during an attempted robbery by his unnamed would-be victim. His alleged accomplice, Chrishon Brown, 30, was charged in his death under Florida’s felony murder law. The shooter was not charged.

20: BRYAN EDWARDS,

died March 2, 1204 Carthage Road

Edwards, 47, was found dead in his home after family members called police because they had not heard from him. James Jacobsen, 34, and Rebecca Irene Brantley, 34, who live across the street from Edwards, were charged March 7 with murder and being an accessory to murder, respectively. Police say the two had bought drugs from Edwards in the past and, after killing him, stole items from him and pawned some of them.

21: RAY BROWN,

died March 5, 1407 Mt. Herman St.

Brown, 57, got into an argument with his girlfriend, Cassandra Joyce Bender, 51, over money and Brown’s plan to end the relationship, police say. And then she allegedly stabbed him. A neighbor told police he heard arguing at about 7 p.m., then saw Brown stumble out of the house. Bender accompanied Brown to the hospital, then left once he was admitted. He later died, and she was charged in the killing.

22: CHRISTOPHER CORNELIO, died March 16, 1214 LaBelle St.

According to witnesses, Cornelio, 22, was a guest at a friend’s home along with several other people when three men came in uninvited. An argument between the men and the resident led to the intruders pulling out handguns, police say. One of the three, Andrew Parham, 15, allegedly hit the resident in the head with the pistol, then fired it, striking Cornelio in the head. Cornelio later died at UF Health. The men fled. On April 16, Parham was arrested and charged with murder and one count of burglary while committing battery. His two alleged companions were charged with other felonies.

23: TRACEY L. GARNER,

died March 17, 1415 Powhattan St.

Garner, 38, was found dead from gunshot wounds inside a house a few blocks from Edward Waters College. Witnesses told police

they heard gunshots around 12:50 p.m. When the cops arrived, the front door was open and Garner’s body was inside. No arrests have been made.

24:

SEAN ANTHONY WILLIAMS, died March 20, 3003 Mandell Drive

Police responded to a report of aggravated battery and found two men with gunshot wounds. One of them, Williams, 19, later died at the hospital. No arrests have been made.

25: HOMER WARREN,

died March 21, 3410 Division St.

A JSO officer saw a vehicle that had been reported carjacked and gave chase. There were three suspects in the car. Warren, 21, and another suspect, Terrence Clark, 25, ran to a nearby backyard. Police say Warren pointed a chrome handgun at an officer, and Officer Matthew Bolan fired several times, killing Warren. Clark surrendered. The third suspect was not identified. Police say the shooting was justified.

26: KENNETH STEPHEN JACKSON JR., died March 25, 3329 Cancun Drive E.

Police say Jackson, 22, and his alleged killer, Terrance James Sopenasky, 29, knew each other. They’d had an argument, and even though they went their separate ways, they traded phone calls back and forth. After Sopenasky challenged Jackson, Jackson drove by his house. On Jackson’s second pass, Sopenasky, who was standing in his driveway, fired several shots into Jackson’s truck, hitting him once. The pickup continued about 300 feet, knocking over mailboxes before striking a light pole and stopping. Jackson’s two passengers got out and sought help. Jackson died in his truck. The police arrested Sopenasky the next morning.

27:

PURNELL McMILLAN, died March 28, 1023 De Paul Drive

A police officer found McMillan, 40, on a sidewalk about 11 p.m. McMillan was later declared dead of gunshot wounds. No arrests have been made.

28:

RONALD GREGORY, died March 29, 5760 Timuquana Road

Police say Gregory, an 80-year-old dementia sufferer, was pushed by another man, William Laird, 83, who said Gregory was “full of shit.” The fall apparently caused fatal injuries. Gregory was taken to a hospital, where he died. Laird is listed in police records as a suspect in Gregory’s death.

29: DUSTIN MINARIK,

died March 29, 3012 E. Kline Drive

Minarik, 34, a neighbor of people hosting a large party at a house, was fatally shot while trying to move his vehicle. Police say he hadn’t attended the party, where there was underage drinking, and they knew of no altercation with anyone there. No arrests have been made in Minarik’s death.

30: WILLIAM DAVIS,

died April 14, 1630 28th St. E.

Walker, 35, whose boyfriend also lived in the mobile home at this address, had reportedly just gotten out of jail. A neighbor said he heard several explosions and went outside to see the home on fire. JSO provided no additional information on this case.

38:

RONALD MORRIS, died April 28, 10187 Beam St.

Davis, 25, and another man were found shot in front of a corner store. Davis died at the scene; the other man suffered non-life-threatening injuries. Police say they were victims of a driveby shooting. No arrests have been made.

Morris, 24, was found lying on the ground. He had a pulse, but later died. Police say he was shot in the head in front of his girlfriend. Antwann Hogan, 28, was charged with his murder. JSO provided no further details on this case.

31: ANDREW STEPHENS,

39: JACK HOOVER,

Jacksonville Fire & Rescue Department personnel responding to a fire found the body of Stephens, 53, and notified police. Darrius Jones, 33, and Keisha Love, 25, were arrested a month later and charged with his murder. Police say Love had recently moved into Stephens’ home. On the night of the killing, she and Jones, her boyfriend and the father of her child, allegedly beat, stabbed and shot him, then stole his wallet and car and went to a Walgreens to buy baby formula and wipes. They tried to use Stephens’ credit card but it was rejected, police say, so they paid cash. They then went to an acquaintance’s home, where their baby was staying, and dropped off the items. Police say the two went back to Stephens’ house and set the blaze. The acquaintance tipped off the cops.

Hoover, 37, was shot and killed while he was a passenger in a car being driven by a woman who also was wounded when several people fired into the vehicle. No arrests have been made.

died April 15, 1132 Steele Court

32: ERRIN ALEXANDER BROOKS, died April 15, 9075 Fourth Ave.

Students heading to a bus stop found 17-year-old Brooks’ body next to a residence. Later, neighbors told police they’d heard gunshots at about 9:30 the night before, though police say they don’t know if those gunshots are related to Brooks’ death. No additional details have been released.

died April 29, 1412 Sixth St. W.

40: SHAQUITA SMITH,

died April 30, 7400 Park City Drive

Police say Smith, 29, and Kenny Conyers, 28, were arguing about living arrangements at a house on West Loveland Pass Drive when he stunned her with a Taser several times, then stabbed her. Smith’s sister, Tamiko Renee Smith, 38, and Conyers allegedly put her body in the trunk of a car and dumped her body in a ditch, where pedestrians found her on May 2. Conyers was charged with murder. Tamiko Smith was charged with helping dispose of the body.

41: GARRETTE MCCOY,

died May 2, 5601 California Ave.

McCoy, 22, and his father, who was not identified in police reports, were stabbed in a parking lot at the West Creek II apartment complex. The son died. Police arrested Danielle Mystkowski, 22. No other information has been released.

33: GREGORY LAWLEY,

34: WILLIE JOHNSON,

died April 19, 2850 Coachman Lakes Drive

According to police, a fight at a house party forced many of the more than 100 revelers onto the street. Police found 19-year-old Johnson’s body in the road, shot to death. No arrests have been made.

35: ANTHONY DOZIER,

died April 22, 3103 Fitzgerald St.

An officer responding to a report of gunshots found Dozier, 33, dead and another man wounded. The cops don’t know if the shots were fired inside or outside, and no suspects have been identified.

36: UNBORN FEMALE FETUS,

died April 23, 9127 Castle Blvd.

An argument on Facebook allegedly led Virginia Wyche to shoot a pregnant woman in the stomach, killing her fetus. Wyche, 35, was arrested and charged with murder. Police say the pregnant woman, 23-year-old Markeisha Brooks, went to Wyche’s home to discuss the online quarrel; things got physical and Wyche shot her. Wyche’s family has claimed that she acted in self-defense.

37: REGINA WALKER,

died April 24, 6152 Catawissa Court

Firefighters found Walker’s body after a fire.

died May 2, 8810 Doe Lane

Police say Wayne Coyle, 20, had helped Peters, 29, on a project that morning, but later the two began fighting, and Peters stabbed Coyle several times. Peters’ roommate called police for help. When they arrived, police say Peters was sitting on the couch, and as they approached, he jumped up and stabbed Officer Steve Brown in the left arm. Brown then shot Peters with both his handgun and rifle, killing him. The JSO ruled the shooting justified.

43: RAFSAAN MILLER,

died May 5, 7000 Main St. N.

Miller, 33, was found fatally shot, lying in the roadway of a trailer park. Police say the suspect is a shirtless man wearing black-and-orange shorts. No arrests have been made.

44: CARLOS ROBINSON,

died May 23, 702 Lincoln Court N.

An officer found Robinson, 26, dead at the back door of an apartment at Roosevelt Garden Apartments. Gunshots had been reported. No arrests have been made.

45: KIMBERLY DAWN MACKEY,

died May 26, 2700 block of Suni Pines Boulevard

Mackey, 48, was reported missing after having been last seen on May 26. Her husband, Jeffrey Mackey, 58, originally said he last saw her leaving their mobile home on the back of a motorcycle. A neighbor, however, told police that the husband had placed a blanket, possibly with a body in it, in his trunk on the day of her disappearance. Police say they interviewed Jeffrey Mackey again several days later and he confessed that he had killed her after an argument. He said he drove her body to Missouri, where he buried her beneath rocks in a gulch. The body was recovered. Mackey is facing a murder charge.

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46:

CECIL SCALF, died May 27, 12300 Moose Road

died April 17, 7400 Bruce St.

Police say Lawley, 37, was trying to break into a home when the owner shot him. He was found dead in the street. The cops deemed the shooting justified.

42: BRANDON PETERS,

MURDERS IN JACKSONVILLE 2011: 71 2012: 93 2013: 94 2014*: 40 *As of June 7 Source: JSO

Scalf, 54, was fatally shot after a row involving people in three pickup trucks who had met at the corner of New Berlin Road and Moose Road. Police say they’d arranged to meet there on business, but an argument broke out and gunshots followed, leaving Scalf dead. Jodey Vining, 44, has been charged with murder.

47:

KELLY EBERHARDT, died May 31, 785 56th St. E.

Eberhardt, 55, was killed when someone entered her home and shot her early in the morning. No arrests have been made.

48:

JOENATHAN WILLIAMS, died June 2, 7623 Jasper Ave.

Williams, 49, was killed in his apartment. Stephen Bentley, 33, is charged in the killing. JSO provided no further details about this case.

49: THOMAS JOHNSON,

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died June 4, 6700 London Bridge Lane

Police say Johnson, 28, was fleeing the scene of a shooting he’d been involved in when Officer James Busque, en route to investigate, saw him and pursued his vehicle. After a car chase, Busque fatally shot Johnson. Police say Busque acted properly and courageously.

50: STUART CARSON,

died June 7, 550 27th St. W.

Carson, 43, a taxi cab driver, was shot and killed after giving a ride to two passengers who robbed him, police say. No suspects have been named. dkinner@folioweekly.com

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BUBBLEGUM RETRO VACATION CLUB

Each Vacation Club chorus delivers a potent syrupy-sweet dose of retro bubblegum pop and sugar-high dance grooves with a snotty punk aftertaste; rinse thoroughly and spin it again. Heaven is Too High, the quartet’s latest and first full-length release, features circular surf riffs layered over Sam James’ voice, an acquired pitch that rings a few octaves higher than all other notes in the band’s diverse sonic palette. There’s a lot going on here, and that’s absolutely a good thing. 9 p.m. June 20 at Underbelly, Downtown.

DOWNTOWN GRIND GO SKATEBOARDING DAY

The sport of hurling your carcass over a flight of stairs and down a slippery handrail on a four-wheeled creaking death-apparatus hasn’t yet made it into the Olympics, but at least it has its own international holiday. Polyurethane and plywood and teenage skull matter hit the bricks of Hemming Plaza for Kona Skatepark’s celebration of Go Skateboarding Day. Finally, those coveted banks and ledges are open for shredding, as skaters compete to see who can stomp the slickest move bolts-down in front of the crowd. Want to go home with all limbs in-socket? Totally doable, because…food trucks. Noon, June 21 at Hemming Plaza, Downtown, free.

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FOLIO WEEKLY’S FESTIVAL OF BEER

Oh jeez, you say. Another beer fest? There’s like a zillion of those. Why should I go to this one? Good question. First, this one is put on by us, and we are the coolest people you know. Second, it benefits the St. Johns Riverkeeper, one of the most important nonprofits in Northeast Florida. Third, it’s at Riverside Arts Market, which is awesome. Fourth, it’s free – well, the admission, not the beer. (We’ve got boat payments to make.) But! Forty bucks gets you unlimited brews, which means you can drink until you can’t feel feelings … er, sample from the hundreds of crafts and imports on hand. Or if that sounds a bit ambitious, $20 gets you seven pours. Or you can pay by the beer. Or, if you’re stuck being someone’s DD, first off, you’re a saint, second, we’ve got tons of restaurants and food trucks setting up shop, as well as music by The Band Be Easy and Split Tone. So, basically, you can’t lose. 1-6 p.m. June 22, Riverside Arts Market, free admission.

Steve-O has been arrested for swallowing a condom filled with pot, stapling his scrotum to his thigh (!) and more boring charges of vandalism and assault. When that shameless SOB comes to The Comedy Zone, don’t expect him to light himself on fire (they’re not insured for that). While still hilarious, his standup act is not exactly like his Jackass schtick (think jellyfish sombreros). Steve-O now claims to be celibate, sober and vegan, but he still contends that society remains in a downward spiral – otherwise he’d be homeless. 8 p.m. June 19, 8 and 10 p.m. June 20 and 21, The Comedy Zone, Mandarin, $20-$25.

FESTIVAL ST. AUGUSTINE MUSIC FESTIVAL

Like Coachella for Beethoven enthusiasts (and presumably with fewer drugs), the St. Augustine Music Festival, now in its eighth year, features a six-concert series showcasing a number of classical music acts. The Diaz Trio, guitarist Stephen Robinson, flautist Les Roettges, a Mozart concerto by violinist Elissa Lee Koljonen and more will perform, all under the artistic direction of Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra violist Jorge A. Peña. There’s also a special performance by pianist Eugenio Urrutia-Borlando. 7:30 p.m. June 19-21 and 26-28 at St. Augustine Cathedral Basilica, free, staugustinemusicfestival.org. 12 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | JUNE 18-24, 2014

FLEXIN’ LADIES ARM-WRESTLING TOURNAMENT

Ladies, put those biceps to work for a good cause. Girls Rock Jacksonville hosts this fundraiser for its one-week summer camp, which teaches girls ages 9 to 16 how to play instruments, write their own songs and perform with their own band. You can donate money, sure, but they’ll also accept your extra musical gear. (Don’t lie: Every last one of you musicians has crap collecting dust in the garage.) To compete, arrive an hour early. 7:30 p.m.-midnight June 20 at Rain Dogs, 5 Points, free.

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DJ Lord — turntablist for the legendary Public Enemy and one of the top-ranked DJs on Earth — brings his skills to 5 Points

legendary Terminator X, who retired in 1999. wo turntables, a microphone and fat stacks Public Enemy holds a special place as one of of speakers: It’s so simple a setup, but the few acts ever to achieve mainstream status one that has near-infinite utility. While without compromising their sound or their hip-hop is naturally identified with rappers, unflinching politics (see anything off 1990’s b-boys and street artists, it was and remains Fear of a Black Planet); they were inducted the DJ whose beats undergird the movement into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 2013. as a whole. The art of the DJ is its own selfWhile working with Public Enemy, DJ Lord contained discipline, one whose creative carved out a formidable side-hustle on the boundaries are expanding by the day. battle scene, becoming a three-time KoolMixx A selection of the present-day vinyl Atlanta Battle Champion and a two-time vanguard is on display at Rain Dogs on June U.S. finalist in the prestigious 21 for Soundclash 2, the Disco Mix Club contests. second Haterfree production HATERFREE SOUNDCLASH 2 Despite compiling one of the at the 5 Points venue this DJ LORD, DJ SHOTGUN, most impressive résumés a DJ month. Since its founding DJMATSMITH and possibly can, Lord remains four years ago, Haterfree has DIALECTABLE BEATS humble about his craft, always maintained a regular presence 9 p.m. June pushing himself to be a little at ArtWalk and hosted Rain Dogs, 5 Points, better. “I still don’t consider shows at Birdies, Burro Bar, 21+, $10 facebook.com/raindogsjax myself ‘good,’” he writes in Underbelly and elsewhere, an email from Britain, where featuring a range of artists Public Enemy is on tour. “I including Christina Wagner, mean, to me it’s a constant climb.” Chopp, City Street Breakers, Dub Theorist, Though Lord and Shotgun have both Allan “Giz Roc” Oteyza, Heavy Flow, Shank competed across the Southeast, there will be Sinatra and DJ Vendetta. no blood shed on Saturday here. “I don’t battle Soundclash 2 features four of the region’s anymore,” Lord writes, “but in a pre-defined best-known hip-hop DJs, led by the host, ‘soundclash’ setting, I just let it flow with a Djmatsmith of New Style Inc. The front ‘Take No Prisoners’ vibe, ’cause I got so many room will be held down by Dialectable Beats, sides/styles. The mindset for the PE shows is a DJ, skateboarder and local fashion icon ‘Kill Em All,’ so they actually link perfectly.” representing the Big Buck$ crew. DJ Shotgun The show at Rain Dogs marks a return to (of the Bofresco crew), meanwhile, will share DJ Lord’s stomping grounds of sorts. Over the the main stage with the mighty DJ Lord, who last two decades, he’s done about five shows for the last 15 years has manned the decks for here, he says. “Jacksonville has always had a the one and only Public Enemy, and who is DoPE Hip Hop music scene to me.” today one of the top-ranked DJs on Earth. Born Lord Aswod in Atlanta, DJ Lord was Shelton Hull recruited by Professor Griff to replace the mail@folioweekly.com 14 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | JUNE 18-24, 2014

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COMMON KINGS, SAMMY J, THE JIMMY WEEKS PROJECT 8 p.m. June 18 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., San Marco, $15, 398-7496. TERRAVITA, J. RABBIT, COMBUSTIBLE 8 p.m. June 18 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach, $15, 246-2473. GYPSY STAR, REBECCA ZAPEN 7:30 p.m. June 19 at Mudville Music Room, 3104 Atlantic Blvd., St. Nicholas, 352-7008. GOO GOO DOLLS, DAUGHTRY, PLAIN WHITE T’s 6 p.m. June 19 at St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340 A1A S., $49.50-$79.50, 209-0367. ZOSO (Ultimate Led Zeppelin Experience), DIRTY AUTOMATIC 7 p.m. June 19 at Mavericks at the Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Downtown, $15, 356-1110. HUMMING HOUSE, CHELSEA SADDLER 8 p.m. June 19 at Jack Rabbits, $8, 398-7496. ANDY GRAMMER, JENNI REID, ANDREW RIPP, BRENDON JAMES 7 p.m. June 19 at Freebird Live, $20, 246-2473. IN DYING ARMS, MY TICKET HOME 6 p.m. June 19 at Aqua, 11000 Beach Blvd., Southside, $10, 997-2063. GERI X, KEVIN LEE NEWBERRY 8 p.m. June 19 at Burro Bar, 113 E. Bay St., Downtown, $5, 353-6067. EARPHUNK, GREENHOUSE LOUNGE 8 p.m. June 19 at 1904 Music Hall, 19 N. Ocean St., Downtown, $12-$15, 1904musichall.com. KID SLIM, ZERO CALORIES, CONFESSION KILLS, JAYEL, LEGIT, SEAN PICASSO 8 p.m. June 20 at Jack Rabbits, $8, 398-7496. ROGUE PRIDE: DJ ROBERT SESSION 9:30 p.m. June 20 at The Norm, 2952 Roosevelt Blvd., Riverside, free, 384-9929. VACATION CLUB 9 p.m. June 20 at Underbelly, 113 E. Bay St., Downtown, 699-8186, underbellylive.com. OKOA REFUGE BENEFIT: GREY PALUSZYNSKI, BE EASY BAND 7:30 p.m. June 20 at Murray Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., $20-$30, 388-3179. SONS NOT BEGGARS, DUKES OF GLYNN, HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE 8 p.m. June 20 at Freebird Live, $8, 246-2473. LOVE MONKEY 8 p.m. June 20 at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Downtown, free, 353-1188. PROFESSOR WHISKEY 9 p.m. June 21 at Underbelly, underbellylive.com. HATERFREE SOUNDCLASH 2 9 p.m. June 21 at Rain Dogs, 1045 Park St., Riverside, $10, 379-4969. DALTON STANLEY, SAVANNA LEIGH BASSETT 8 p.m. June 21 at Murray Hill Theatre, $5, 388-3179. ANDY KING’S SUMMER SOLSTICE SOIREE 7:30 p.m. June 21 at Mudville Music Room, 352-7008. WORLD’S FAIR, TWO 9, DENVER, GERMAYNE 8 p.m. June 21 at Jack Rabbits, $12, 398-7496. DIXIE RODEO, SIDETRACK, MIKE KING, PAM AFFRONTI 10:30 a.m. June 21 at Riverside Arts Market, 715 Riverside Ave., free, 389-2449. VACATION CLUB 9 p.m. June 21 at Shanghai Nobby’s, 10 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine, 825-4959. FLOWTRIBE 8 p.m. June 21 at 1904 Music Hall, 1904musichall.com. FOLIO WEEKLY’S FESTIVAL OF BEER: BE EASY, SPLIT TONE 1 p.m. June 22 at Riverside Arts Market, free. THEY CAGE ANIMALS, LAST CHANCE FOR SARAH, DIRTY AUTOMATIC 8 p.m. June 22 at Jack Rabbits, $8, 398-7496. BEN’S MEMORIAL BENEFIT/HOPE FOUNDATION: MR. AL PETE, DIALECTABLE, MJ BAKER, MAS APPEAL, DILLON, FF JB, CHEECH, WILL FRAZIER, JEREMY BAKER 2 p.m. June 22 at Freebird Live, $10, 246-2473. PIERCE PETTIS 7:30 p.m. June 24 at Mudville Music Room, 352-7008. CRANFORD HOLLOW, ALEXIS RHODE 8 p.m. June 25 at Jack Rabbits, $8, 398-7496.

SEVEN HANDLE CIRCUS June 27, Jack Rabbits MR. NATURAL June 27, The Jacksonville Landing HOT DAMN June 27, Underbelly JACKSONVEGAS, PILOTWAVE, BIG SHOALS, DR. SIRBROTHER June 27, 1904 Music Hall DEAD STARS, SHARKMUFFIN June 27, Rain Dogs CALEDONIA STRING BAND June 27, Murray Hill Theatre DAVID DONDERO June 28, Shanghai Nobby’s SOSOS June 28, Jack Rabbits THE WHOLETONES, THE WILDER SONS June 28, Freebird Live BLUE MUSE, CLARAN SONTAG, TOM KAY June 28, Riverside Arts Market RADIO 80 June 28, The Jacksonville Landing PJ MORTON (of Maroon 5), FUSEBOX FUNK, JOY DENNIS June 28, 1904 Music Hall THE VIOLENT 5, THE WOODGRAINS June 29, Jack Rabbits BREATHING THEORY, KNOCK FOR SIX June 29, Underbelly DAVID DONDERO, CHRISTINA WAGNER June 29, Rain Dogs THE COATHANGERS June 30, Underbelly I AM THE WITNESS, SECRET KEEPER, AMONGST THE FORGOTTEN, I AM KING, AS ALICE SLEEPS, OUR WALKING DECEPTION July 1, Murray Hill Theatre CHRIS HENRY July 3, Mudville Music Room SALTWATER GRASS, BONNIE BLUE July 3, Freebird Live TOMMY HARRISON GROUP July 3, Jack Rabbits FLAGSHIP ROMANCE, THE 77Ds July 4, Riverside Arts Market THE PURE ZEPPELIN EXPERIENCE July 4, Freebird Live CANARY IN THE COALMINE, THIS FRONTIER NEEDS HEROES, RICKOLUS, THE LITTLE BOOKS, FOUR FAMILIES, AL POINDEXTER & RIVER RISE July 5, Riverside Arts Market GUANTANAMO BAYWATCH, WET NURSE July 5, Underbelly SHINOBI NINJA, VIKTR July 5, Jack Rabbits SUPERVILLAINS July 5, Freebird Live LAUREN SLYMAN July 5, Murray Hill Theatre BACKTRACK, HARM’S WAY, EXPIRE, TURNSTILE, SUBURBAN SCUM, DOWNPRESSER, IRON MIND, FREEDOM July 6, Underbelly ZAK WATERS July 7, Jack Rabbits BLACK PUSSY July 10, Jack Rabbits AARON LEWIS July 11, Mavericks KOOL KEITH, TOUGH JUNKIE & THE FFJBMUSIC TEAM, TWINKI July 11, Underbelly

LITTLE BOOKS, COUGAR BARREL, AMYTHYST KIAH July 11, Jack Rabbits SET IT OFF, OUR LAST NIGHT July 11, Murray Hill Theatre HIGHDRO VEGAS July 11, Freebird Live LIL BOOSIE, WEBBIE July 12, Prime Osborn Convention Center LEGIT, G MAYN FROST, ASKMEIFICARE, ALCATRAZ, PINKYKILLA, SYLENT VYLENTZ July 12, Freebird Live KALIYL FAREWELL SHOW: KALIYL, SUMERLIN, I ANTHEM July 12, Murray Hill Theatre MISTER PETERSON’S NEIGHBORHOOD July 12, 1904 Music Hall IMMERSION, MY FIRST CIRCUS July 12, Jack Rabbits RX BANDITS, THE DEAR HUNTER, FROM INDIAN LAKES July 13, Underbelly DAVE MATTHEWS BAND July 15, Veterans Memorial Arena RAY LAMONTAGNE, JENNY LEWIS, THE BELLE BRIGADE July 15, The Florida Theatre DJ CLAY, ZUG IZLAND, RAZORZ EDGE July 17, Aqua JOSHUA BOWLUS QUARTET July 17, Mudville Music Room BEACH DAY July 17, Underbelly I LIKE I LIKE, SURVIVING SEPTEMBER, FIRE AT PLUTO, URSA MINOR, DEATH IS UPON US July 18, Jack Rabbits CLEAR CONVICTIONS, CONVALESCE July 18, Murray Hill Theatre RITUAL UNION CD RELEASE PARTY July 18, Deep Search Records SIDEREAL, HOURS EASTLY, CLOUD 9, RESINATED July 18, Freebird Live THI’SL, BRINSON, SECKOND CHAYNCE July 19, Murray Hill Theatre LICENSE 2 LAUGH: LAVELL CRAWFORD, TIM MURRAY, SHERYL UNDERWOOD, LAVAR WALKER July 19, T-U Center GROUNDATION July 19, Freebird Live LARRY MANGUM’S COWBOY ORCHESTRA July 19, Mudville Music Room LAWLESS HEARTS CD RELEASE: CHRYSALIS, GENERATOR, LOSE CONTROL July 19, Jack Rabbits SURF FEST II July 19, Underbelly THE BLACK CADILLACS, THOMAS WYNN & THE BELIEVERS July 20, Underbelly ALL NEW ATMOSPHERE July 20, Jack Rabbits AMERICAN IDOL LIVE! July 20, St. Augustine Amphitheatre

UPCOMING CONCERTS

JONATHON BOOGIE LONG & THE BLUES REVOLUTION June 26, Mojo Kitchen SUMMER HORNS: DAVE KOZ, MINDI ABAIR, GERALD ALBRIGHT, RICHARD ELLIOT June 26, The Florida Theatre JIM CARRICK, MAJA GIATANA June 26, Mudville Music Room GROWN UP AVENGER STUFF, LIFEFORMS June 26, Jack Rabbits REBELUTION, IRATION, THE GREEN, STICK FIGURE, DJ MACKLE June 27, St. Augustine Amphitheatre SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES (AC/DC tribute) June 27, Freebird Live FLAGSHIP ROMANCE CD RELEASE CONCERT June 27-28, Mudville Music Room

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GERI X with KEVIN LEE NEWBERRY, June 19 at Burro Bar OPOSSUMHOLLER, POOR RICHARDS, THE SENSES, SNAKE BLOOD REMEDY July 24, Jack Rabbits WALTER PARKS July 24, Mudville Music Room JOHN LEGEND July 25, St. Augustine Amphitheatre CULTURAL PROFETICA July 25, Freebird Live YING YANG TWINS July 25, Jack Rabbits EMMYLOU HARRIS July 26, T-U Center CARRIE UNDERWOOD July 26, EverBank Field SARA BAREILLES July 26, St. Augustine Amphitheatre FALL OUT BOY, NEW POLITICS July 27, St. Augustine Amphitheatre WILSON, HE IS LEGEND, MAYLENE & THE SONS OF DISASTER July 27, Underbelly THE SOULSHINE TOUR: MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD, SOJA, BRETT DENNEN, TREVOR HALL July 30, St. Augustine Amphitheatre GAVIN DEGRAW, MATT NATHANSON July 31, St. Augustine Amphitheatre QUINCY MUMFORD July 31, Jack Rabbits DIRTY HEADS, PEPPER, AER Aug. 2, St. Augustine Amphitheatre JAKIEM JOYNER Aug. 2, Ritz Theatre THE EARLY NOVEMBER Aug. 2, Jack Rabbits MAXWELL Aug. 3, T-U Center CRANFORD HOLLOW Aug. 7, Jack Rabbits ELLIS PAUL, DONNY BRAZILE Aug. 8, Original Café Eleven SEAWAY, STICKUP KID, CANDY HEARTS, DRIVER FRIENDLY Aug. 8, Underbelly ULTIMATE ELVIS BASH Aug. 9, The Florida Theatre CROSBY, STILLS & NASH Aug. 10, St. Augustine Amphitheatre CHINA CAT SUNFLOWER FESTIVAL Aug. 10, Karpeles Manuscript Museum BAM MARGERA Aug. 12, Underbelly OUTLINE IN COLOR, INDIRECTIONS, SYCAMOUR, HOLLOWEATH Aug. 12, Jack Rabbits

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ROCK ’N’ BLUES FEST: JOHNNY WINTER BAND, EDGAR WINTER BAND, VANILLA FUDGE, PETER RIVERA (Rare Earth), KIM SIMMONDS (Savoy Brown) Aug. 14, The Florida Theatre GLASS CLOUD, SCALE THE SUMMIT Aug. 14, 1904 Music Hall PANIC! AT THE DISCO, WALK THE MOON, YOUNGBLOOD HAWKE Aug. 16, St. Augustine Amphitheatre THE OFFSPRING, BAD RELIGION, PENNYWISE, FEAR Aug. 19, St. Augustine Amphitheatre THE FRESH BEAT BAND Aug. 22, St. Augustine Amphitheatre CASSADEE POPE Aug. 23, Mavericks at the Landing BOB WEIR, RATDOG, CHRIS ROBINSON BROTHERHOOD Aug. 24, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DOYLE Aug. 24, Underbelly SAM HUNT Aug. 28, Mavericks JEFF LORBER FUSION Sept. 6, Ritz Theatre THREE DOORS DOWN ACOUSTIC Sept. 7, The Florida Theatre ZZ TOP, JEFF BECK Sept. 7, St. Augustine Amphitheatre REND COLLECTIVE Sept. 11, Murray Hill Theatre FORTUNATE YOUTH, THE STEPPAS, ASHES OF BABYLON, EASE UP Sept. 12, Freebird Live CONNECTION FESTIVAL: KERMIT RUFFINS & the BBQ SWINGERS, LESS THAN JAKE, SURFER BLOOD, WHOLE WHEAT BREAD, TREME BRASS BAND, ORQUESTRA EL MACABEO, LA QUILOMBERA, THIS FRONTIER NEEDS HEROES, JACKIE STRANGER, WEEKEND ATLAS, NORTHE, EGO KILLER, JAH ELECT & the I QUALITY BAND, UNIVERSAL GREEN, ORANGE AIR, ALEXIS RHODE, RYVLS, PROFESSOR KILMURE, RUFFIANS, THE GOOTCH, ASKMEIFICARE, DIRTY AUTOMATIC, WOVEN IN, GARRETT ON ACOUSTIC, TOM BENNETT BAND, MONDO MIKE & the PO BOYS, ARTILECT, OSCAR MIKE, KANA KIEHM, PARKER URBAN BAND, KNOCK FOR SIX, NEVER ENDING STRUGGLE Sept. 12-14, Downtown Jacksonville 1964: THE TRIBUTE (Beatles tribute) Sept. 13, Florida Theatre

SHERYL CROW Sept. 14, The Florida Theatre THE PRETTY RECKLESS, ADELITA’S WAY Sept. 18, Freebird Live KYLE KINANE Sept. 24, Jack Rabbits PETER FRAMPTON Sept. 30, The Florida Theatre EUGE GROOVE Oct. 4, Ritz Theatre THE VIBRATORS, POWERBALL Oct. 12, Jack Rabbits CLAUDE BOURBON Oct. 14, Mudville Music Room UNDERHILL ROSE Oct. 17, Mudville Music Room RINGO STARR & HIS ALL STARR BAND Oct. 18, T-U Center’s Moran Theater MOTLEY CRUE, ALICE COOPER Oct. 19, Veterans Memorial Arena CROWDER, ALL SONS & DAUGHTERS, CAPITAL KINGS Oct. 19, Christ’s Church, Greenland LOS LONELY BOYS Oct. 21, The Florida Theatre ANDY McKEE Oct. 23, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall MIKE WATT & IL SOGNO DEL MARINAIO Oct. 23, Jack Rabbits ANJELAH JOHNSON Oct. 24, The Florida Theatre AMON AMARTH, SABATON, SKELETONWITCH Oct. 25, Freebird Live PAUL McCARTNEY Oct 25, Veterans Memorial Arena MAYSA Nov. 1, Ritz Theatre SUSAN BOYLE Nov. 6, T-U Center’s Moran Theater CASTING CROWNS Nov. 6, Veterans Memorial Arena MATISYAHU Nov. 12, The Florida Theatre ROD PICOTT Nov. 13, Mudville Music Room CELTIC THUNDER Nov. 15, The Florida Theatre MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER CHRISTMAS Nov. 15, T-U Center AARON CARTER Nov. 25, Jack Rabbits PIERCE PETTIS Dec. 11, Mudville Music Room A PETER WHITE CHRISTMAS: PETER WHITE, RICK BRAUN, MINDI ABAIR Dec. 16, The Florida Theatre JOE BONAMASSA Dec. 17, The Florida Theatre BAD SANTA, GRANT PEEPLES Dec. 18, Mudville Music Room ARLO GUTHRIE ALICE’S RESTAURANT MASSACREE Jan. 20, The Florida Theatre KATHLEEN MADIGAN Jan. 22, The Florida Theatre THE JUMPERS Feb. 7, The Florida Theatre JOHN HAMMOND Feb. 20, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall GET THE LED OUT March 25, The Florida Theatre

CLUBS AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH

DAVID’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE, 802 Ash St., 310-6049 John Springer every Tue.-Wed. Aaron Bing at 6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. DOG STAR TAVERN, 10 N. Second St., 277-8010 Working Class Stiff at 9:30 p.m. every Tue. PALACE SALOON, 117 Centre St., 491-3332 Buck Smith every Tue. THE SURF, 3199 S. Fletcher Ave., 491-8999 Russell Bryant at 6 p.m. on June 21. Brett Foster at 6p.m. on June 24. DJ Roc every Wed. Honey Badgers every Sat.

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

MVP’S SPORTS GRILLE, 12777 Atlantic Blvd., 221-1090 Live music 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat.

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

CASBAH CAFE, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966 Goliath Flores at 9 p.m. every Wed. Live jazz every Sun. Live music every Mon. ECLIPSE, 4219 St. Johns Ave., 387-3582 DJ Keith every Tue. DJ Free every Fri. DJ SuZi-Rok every Mon. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 3611 St. Johns Ave., 388-0200 Grandpa’s Cough Medicine at 9:30 p.m. on June 19. Mondo

Mike & the Po Boys, Spice at 10 p.m. on June 21. Live music every Sat. MOJO NO. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave., 381-6670 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

BEACHES

(All venues in Jax Beach unless otherwise noted)

200 FIRST STREET, Courtyard, Neptune Beach, 249-2922 Mark Williams & Blue Horse on June 20. Jarell Harris on June 21 BILLY’S BOATHOUSE, 2321 Beach Blvd., 241-9771 Jimi Graves at 5:30 p.m. on June 19. 4Play at 6 p.m. on June 20. Ghost Radio at 6 p.m. on June 21. Kurt Lanham at noon, Jetty Cats at 5 p.m. on June 22. Open mic at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. Live music every Thur.-Sun. BRASS ANCHOR PUB, 2292 Mayport Rd., Ste. 35, Atlantic Beach, 249-0301 Dialtone Music, Joe Oliff at 9 p.m. on June 21 CANTINA MAYA, 1021 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-3227 Live music on June 20 CASA MARINA HOTEL, 691 First St. N., 270-0025 Charlie Walker at 2 p.m. on June 22 CULHANE’S IRISH PUB, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595 Irish music at 6:30 p.m. every Sun. FLYING IGUANA, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 853-5680 Carl & the Black Lungs at 10 p.m. on June 20 & 21. Red Beard & Stinky E at 10 p.m. every Thur. FLY’S TIE IRISH PUB, 177 E. Sailfish Dr., Atlantic Beach, 246-4293 Wes Cobb every Thur. Charlie Walker every Mon. FREEBIRD LIVE, 200 N. First St., 246-2473 Terravita, J. Rabbit, Combustible at 8 p.m. on June 18. Andy Grammer, Jennni Reid, Andrew Ripp, Brendan James at 7 p.m. on June 19. Sons Not Beggars, Dukes of Glynn, Homefield Advantage at 8 p.m. on June 20. King Kayous, Uncle Buffalo at 8 p.m. on June 21. Ben’s Memorial Benefit/Hope Foundation: Mr. Al Pete, Dialectable, MJ Baker, Mas Appeal, Dillon, FF JB, Cheech, Will Frazier, Jeremy Baker starting at 2 p.m. on June 22. Shot Down in Flames (AC/DC tribute), Rock It to Russia (Ramones tribute) at 8 p.m. on June 27 ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 108 First St., Neptune Beach, 372-0943 Live music every Fri. & Sat. JAXON SOCIAL, 1161 Beach Blvd., 595-5660 Old City at 9 p.m. on June 20. Live music every Sat. LANDSHARK CAFE, 1728 Third St. N., 246-6024 Guitar Redd on June 21. Open mic every Wed. Matt Still 1-4 p.m. every Sun. LYNCH’S IRISH PUB, 514 N. First St., 249-5181 Live music at 10 p.m. on June 20 & 21. Barrett Jockers every Wed. Split Tone every Thur. Dirty Pete every Sun. Be Easy every Mon. Ryan Campbell every Tue. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 N. Third St., 246-1500 Dan Hunting on June 18. Dr. Sirbrother on June 19. Firewater Tent Revival on June 20. Crary & D Lo on June 21 MEZZA RESTAURANT & BAR, 110 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-5573 Neil Dixon 6-8 p.m. every Tue. Gypsies Ginger 6-9 p.m. every Wed. Mike Shackelford & Steve Shanholtzer 6-8 p.m. every Thur. NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE, 2309 Beach Blvd., 247-3300 Fat Cactus at 6 p.m. on June 18. King Eddie & Pili Pili at 6 p.m. on June 19 & 26. Aaron Koerner at 6 p.m. on June 20. Split Tone on June 21. Shrub, Bad Fish on June 22. Leslie Baptiste on June 23. Kevin Ski on June 24. Cloud 9 on June 25. Live music every Wed.-Sun. NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 Job Meiller at 7 p.m. on June 19. Elizabeth Rogers at 7:30 p.m. on June 20. Neil Dixon at 7:30 p.m. on June 21 RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Ron Perry on June 18. Fish Out of Water on June 19. Boogie Freaks on June 20 & 21. The Splinters on June 22 THE SHIM SHAM ROOM, 333 First St. N., 372-0781 Live music every Mon. & Thur. DJ Nick Fresh every Fri. SLIDERS SEAFOOD GRILLE, 218 First St., Neptune Beach, 246-0881 Billy Bowers at 5 p.m. on June 22

A&E // MUSIC WIPEOUTS GRILL, 1589 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 247-4508 Rhythm Remedy at 7:30 p.m. on June 19. Billy Bowers at 9:30 p.m. on June 20

DOWNTOWN

1904 MUSIC HALL, 19 Ocean St. N. Earphunk, Greenhouse Lounge at 9 p.m. on June 19. Flowtribe at 8 p.m. on June 21. Festival of Beer After Party 6-10 p.m. on June 22. Live music every Thur.-Sat. & Mon. BURRO BAR, 100 E. Adams St., 353-4686 Geri X, Kevin Lee Newberry at 8 p.m. on June 19. Live music every Wed.-Sat. DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 Arcade Jax, DJs Nes, Napoleon, Trevor Rockwell, Joshua Campbell 8 p.m. on June 20. Bay Street Hustle, DJ Maketracksrock at 8 p.m. on June 21 DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth St., 354-0666 DJ NickFresh at 9 p.m. every Sat. FIONN MacCOOL’S, Jax Landing, Ste. 176, 374-1247 Spade McQuade from 6-9 p.m. on June 18 & 25. Braxton Adamson 5-8 p.m., Brett Foster Duo 8:30 p.m. on June 20. Jig to a Milestone at 8 p.m. on June 21 JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr., 353-1188 Love Monkey 8 p.m.-1 a.m. on June 20. Latina Hot Summer Fiesta: Daryman, Minor y Xylene, The Dreamers, Henry Santos 5 p.m.-mid. on June 21. Live music every Thur.-Sat. MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Roy Luis every Wed. DJ Vinn Thur. DJ 007 every Fri. Bay Street every Sat. MAVERICKS, Jax Landing, 2 Independent Dr., 356-1110 Zoso (Ultimate Led Zeppelin Experience) at 8 p.m. on June 19. Tyler Hammond at 8 p.m. on June 20. Joe Buck, Big Tasty every Thur.-Sat. UNDERBELLY, 113 E. Bay St., 353-6067 Vacation Club at 9 p.m. on June 20. Professor Whiskey at 9 p.m. on June 21.

FLEMING ISLAND

MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 Jameyal at 9 p.m. on June 19. Bongo Boys at 9 p.m. on June 20. Lyons at 9 p.m. on June 21 WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Lift at 9:30 p.m. on June 20. Mojo Roux at 9:30 p.m. on June 21. Open mic 9 p.m. every Thur. Deck music at 5 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., 4:30 p.m. Sun. DJ BG every Mon.

INTRACOASTAL WEST

CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Don’t Call Me Shirley at 9 p.m. on June 20. Black Creek Rizin’ on June 21. Live music every Wed., Fri. & Sat. Open mic every Tue. SALSA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 13500 Beach Blvd., 992-8402 Live guitar music 6-9 p.m. every Tue. & Sat. YOUR PLACE, 13245 Atlantic Blvd., 221-9994 Clayton Bush at 9:30 p.m. on June 18

MANDARIN, JULINGTON

GATORS DOCKSIDE, 485 S.R. 13 N., Ste. 1, 230-4353 Live music every Fri. & Sat. HARMONIOUS MONKS, 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., 880-3040 Open mic: Synergy 8 p.m. every Wed. World’s Most Talented Waitstaff 9 p.m. every Fri. MONKEY’S UNCLE, 10503 San Jose Blvd., 260-1349 Live music at 10 p.m. every Sat.

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells, 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. PREVATT’S SPORTS BAR, 2620 Blanding Blvd., 282-1564 DJ Tammy 9 p.m. every Wed. THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Blister at

10 p.m. on June 20 & 21. DJ Corey B 7 p.m. every Wed. Live music every Fri. & Sat.

PONTE VEDRA, PALM VALLEY

ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 820 A1A N., 834-2492 Live music every Fri. & Sat. PUSSER’S GRILLE, 816 A1A N., 280-7766 Lance Neely at 6 p.m. on June 18. Mark O’Quinn at 8 p.m. on June 20. Dopelimatic at 7 p.m. on June 21. Reggae at 3 p.m. on June 22 TABLE 1, 330 A1A N., Ste. 208, 280-5515 The Rubies at 6 p.m. on June 18. Gary Starling Jazz Band at 7:30 p.m. on June 19. WillowWacks at 7:30 p.m. on June 20. Paxton & Mike at 7:30 p.m. on JUne 21. Deron Baker at 6 p.m. on June 25. Live music every Wed.-Sat.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Ray & Taylor 8:30 p.m. every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., 388-7807 Okoa Refuge Benefit: Grey Paluszynski, Be Easy Band at 7:30 p.m. on June 20. Dalton Stanley & Savanna Leigh Bassett at 8 p.m. on June 21. Live music every Fri. & Sat. RAIN DOGS, 1045 Park St., 379-4969 Haterfree Soundclash 2 on June 21. Dead Stars, Sharkmuffin on June 27. Old Time Jam at 7:30 p.m. every Tue. RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET, 715 Riverside Ave., 389-2449 Dixie Rodeo, Sidetrack, Mike King, Pam Affronti starting at 10:30 a.m. on June 21. Folio Weekly’s Festival of Beer: Be Easy, Split Tone from 1-6 p.m. on June 22 TOM & BETTY’S, 4409 Roosevelt Blvd., 387-3311 4syTe, Chelle Wilson at 7:30 p.m. June 20

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Live music every Fri. & Sat. ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Chance Gardner at 8:30 p.m. on June 20. Strumstick at 8:30 p.m. on June 21. Jason the Red at 8:30 p.m. on June 23. Open mic with Smokin Joe every Tue. THE CELLAR UPSTAIRS, 157 King St., 826-1594 MidLife Crisis at 7 p.m. on June 20. Ain’t Too Proud to Beg at 7 p.m. on June 21. Vinny Jacobs at 2 p.m. on June 22 THE CONCH HOUSE, 57 Comares Ave., 829-8646 Chillakaya from 3-7 p.m. on June 22 HARRY’S SEAFOOD, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765 Billy Bowers 6 p.m. on June 18 MELLOW MUSHROOM, 410 Anastasia Blvd., 826-4040 Live music every Fri. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19-1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 Go Get Gone at 9 p.m. on June 20. John Winters & Mark Richey at 9 p.m. on June 21. Shane Billette at 1 p.m., Donny Brazile at 5 p.m. on June 22. Aaron Esposito 9 p.m. every Thur. David Strom at 9 p.m. every Mon. Donny Brazile 9 p.m. every Tue. SANGRIA’S, 35 Hypolita St., 827-1947 Live music at 8 p.m. every Thur. SHANGHAI NOBBY’S, 10 Anastasia Blvd., 547-2188 Vacation Club on June 21 THE STANDARD, 200 Anastasia Blvd., 274-2090 The Hip Abduction, S.P.O.R.E., Love Chunk, DJ Raggamuffin at 8:30 p.m. on June 21 TRADEWINDS, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Spanky at 9 p.m. June 20 & 21. Matanzas every Sun.-Thur. Elizabeth Roth at 1 p.m. every Sat.

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Common Kings, Sammy J, The Jimmy Weeks Project at 8 p.m. on June 18. Humming House on June 19. Kid Slim, Zero Calories, Confession Kills June 20. World’s Fair, Two 9, Denver June 21. They Cage Animals, Last Chance For Sarah, Dirty Automatic June 22. Cranford Hollow June 25 MUDVILLE MUSIC ROOM, 3104 Atlantic Blvd., 352-7008 Gypsy Star (Billy Keen, Belinda Brodsky), Rebecca Zapen at 7:30 p.m. on June 19. Andy King’s Summer Solstice Soiree at 7:30 p.m. on June 21. Pierce Pettis at 7:30 p.m. on JUne 21. Jim Carrick, Maja Giatana at 7:30 p.m. on June 26

SOUTHSIDE, BAYMEADOWS

AQUA, 11000 Beach Blvd., 997-2063 In Dying Arms, My Ticket Home at 9 p.m. on June 19. Rivers Monroe, The Nearly Deads on June 24 ISLAND GIRL, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 854-6060 Live music every Fri. & Sat. LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 VJ Didactic at 9 p.m. on June 19. Freemix at 9 p.m. on June 20. Live music every Thur.-Sat. MELLOW MUSHROON, 9734 Deer Lake Ct., 997-1955 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MY PLACE BAR & GRILL, 9550 Baymeadows Rd., 737-5299 Aaron Sheeks on June 18. Dirty Pete on June 19. Roger That on June 21. Fat Cactus every Mon. Chuck Nash every Tue. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Chris Brinkley on June 18. Chilly Rhino on June 19. Kurt Lanham at 5 p.m., Gerogia Southern at 9 p.m. on June 20. Fratello on June 21

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HWY. 17 ROADHOUSE, 850532 U.S. 17, Yulee, 225-9211 The Remains at 9 p.m. on June 20. Live music at 9 p.m. Fri. & Sat. THREE LAYERS COFFEEHOUSE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Ashton Taylor at 8 p.m. on June 20. Jeremy Myztroh McKinnies at 8 p.m. on June 21. Open mic at 7 p.m. every Thur. Want to see your band’s concert dates listed here? Email all the details – date, time, venue, ticket /admission price and band name – to djohnson@folioweekly.com or mdryden@folioweekly.com. Deadline is 4 p.m. Friday.

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BLACKFINN GRILLE, 4840 Big Island Dr., 345-3466 Live music 5 p.m. every Wed., 9 p.m. every Thur.-Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Live music 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat.

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THE NEW RETRO

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s retro a good thing? As subjective as any answer to that question might be, here are my two cents: In general, no. With few exceptions — ’90s bubblegum pop band Jellyfish being one powerful example — bands that “pay tribute” to a bygone era lack the musical acumen to render convincing genre-specific songs while infusing them with enough originality to avoid the label “derivative.” To do this consistently, over a period of years and a series of albums, is even more challenging. Fact is, most bands worth immortalizing in tribute did exactly the opposite. They pulled from artists past, yes, but created a sound all their own, a sound that often evolved. But the eras in which these artists functioned are often labeled as genres themselves, and thus are burdened with legions of modern-day rewinds. The most pilfered of musical decades is, by far, the ’70s, possibly because of the variety it offered. The ’80s, too, have been the subject of too many bands’ affection. But the ’90s have yet to experience a healthy bit of pirating. Maybe it’s too soon. Maybe the grunge and college rock of that decade haven’t matured enough to warrant fond remembrance. Maybe the short-lived era isn’t worth revisiting at all. Don’t tell that to Brooklyn’s Dead Stars, whose singer/guitarist Jeff Moore and drummer Jaye Moore are, incidentally, from Jacksonville. The trio hits 5 Points’ Rain Dogs on Friday, June 27. Their just-released album, Slumber, sits firmly in the “I remember when” category, with 12 quick-burst ’90s-styled pop songs that recall Gin Blossoms more than Alice in Chains. And so the question remains: Is that a good thing? Album-opener “Someone Else” says … “Yeah, maybe.” Again, this is purely subjective, and if you’re not a fan of early-decade ’90s altpop, you will hate this shit. But if you dug Screaming Trees’ “Nearly Lost You” or any of the Cave Dogs’ Joy Rides for Shut Ins

record, then Dead Stars is right up your avenue. “Someone Else” is fuzzy, poppy, melodic pregrunge, and unashamedly so. Even the guitar solo is a short-but-sweet tip-of-the-hat to the anti-shredder vibe of those early alt-pop bands. “Summer Bummer” keeps rolling with the same driving formula that plays out over the course of Slumber. This is a great tune, very early Seattlesounding, and just short enough to qualify as exciting. “Daylight” falls into the same category, a warm, midtempo drive through Gin Blossomsville, as is “Never Knew You” as well as several other excellent tracks. There are a couple of acoustic tunes embedded here, and their presence is questionable. Can’t blame the guys for changing up the batting order with a couple of pinch-hitters, but I’m not sure they were swinging for the fences with these selections. Of course, amid the more aggressive alt-rock herein, these purely acoustic songs — “Older” and “Heal Over Time” — are bound to sound a bit out of place, a little too organic for the surroundings. It should be noted that, really, the early ’90s bands to which Dead Stars is paying homage owe a debt of gratitude to The Smithereens. And, honestly, I love that. An under-appreciated group if ever there was one, The Smithereens paid tribute to the bands of their teen years, and did so in a respectable way. That may be what Dead Stars is trying to achieve here. And, for the most part, they succeed.

Dead Stars: A warm drive through Gin Blossomsville. And it mostly succeeds.

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DEAD STARS with SHARKMUFFIN June 27 at Rain Dogs, 5 Points To stream Slumber, check out their Soundcloud page at soundcloud.com/deadstarsmusic/sets/ dead-stars-slumber-1/s-qCLdx

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ROGER BEEBE PRESENTS THE SHORT WORK OF ROGER BEEBE

7:15 p.m. June 19, Sun-Ray Cinema, 5 Points, $5, sunraycinema.com

ROGER BEEBE’S CRYING GAME The experimentalist’s films examine venereal disease

(soundtracked by Mudhoney), gender and, yes, his own crying

oger Beebe doesn’t believe that bigger (or more expensive) is always better. His collection of shorts, which he showcases at Sun-Ray Cinema on June 19, cost him less than $80. Some of the 10 films cost less than $1. Ranging in duration from 90 seconds to 21 minutes, they use a combination of found footage and media clips with added voiceover. The shorts cross social barriers and explore cultural trends, using humor or stark exploration to get his point across. He says his films are accessible to anyone wanting “to take a chance on something different.” Beebe’s Sun-Ray event, which he describes as his “farewell to Florida show,” concludes his 13-year career as an associate professor teaching film and media studies at the University of Florida. (Beebe is moving to Ohio, where he’ll continue teaching.) One of the videos Beebe is presenting is Historia Calamitatum (The Story of My Misfortunes), the longest film in the program, which won honors at each of its first four festival outings, including an honorable mention at the 2014 Chicago Underground Film Festival. Historia Calamitatum — the name is taken from the autobiography of a medieval French philosopher, written in Latin — documents Beebe’s personal journey in developing his ability to, well, cry. The film touches on preconceived notions of masculinity, and is narrated with an Ira Glass-like introspection that is both meaningful and self-deprecating. In the film, Beebe meticulously records every time he cries and what exactly spurs him to let it all out. He logs everything, from a breakup with his girlfriend to a particularly heart-wrenching episode of Top Chef to Duke University’s basketball victory over the University of Connecticut. “Sports are set up to be melodramatic,” he explains. “I don’t think it’s any surprise that it gets me.” Famous Irish Americans takes a similar approach in its social commentary, but leaves the humor behind to take a close look at how we perceive cultural boundaries. It weaves the

outdated one-drop rule of racial classification — that is, the idea that someone with even one drop of African blood is black — into a larger picture about how we arbitrarily identify and designate heredity. Constructed as a Q&A, the film feels a bit like a very-lowbudget educational video. In it, Beebe asks his audience whom they perceive as being Irish — Shaquille O’Neal or Ed O’Neill (Married with Children’s Al Bundy.) The goal, Beebe says, is a “hyper-flat exploration of race, America and the limits of binary thought.” Both Touch Me Karaoke and Congratulations rank among Beebe’s more experimental films, and confront the audience with notions of an American dystopia — sometimes in an amusingly satirical manner. Congratulations is part of an installation piece that has been featured at the Disjecta Contemporary Art Center of Portland and the Ann Arbor Film Festival. Beebe says it’s a story about “how we ‘perform’ gender” — the “irony in the era of Third Wave or ‘post-feminism’ [in which] there are still a lot of women disabling themselves in the interest of looking sexy.” The video records a graduation ceremony’s stairway, focusing on the feet of the passing students. Women are shown stepping down cautiously in increasingly high heels. Touch Me Karaoke features live performances by audience members while the film screens. It’s his most controversial piece, one that shows graphic footage of the effects of venereal disease, soundtracked by Mudhoney’s “Touch Me I’m Sick.” “The point of the video was mostly just the funny collision of a song that uses illness as a metaphor for love with actual footage of sexually transmitted disease,” he says. Beebe says that no matter the film, the underlining idea is to point the lens back at us, at the society and constructs we’ve created. “I feel like my films are really American,” he says. “Not so much ‘go USA,’ but deeply inspired with that kind of [American] sensibility.” Amber Lake mail@folioweekly.com JUNE 18-24, 2014 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | 19

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he says to Schmidt, with a sort-of newly equels, sheesh, amirite, folks? Contradictorily, they’re bigger, louder and self-aware horror, “Did you know I used gay slurs all through high school?” And he’s more expensive than their predecessors sorry about this! It’s like a little metaphor for and cheaper, smaller, lazier and not as fun. how Hollywood can be taught, how it can So, of course, I went into 22 Jump Street all be enlightened. This movie is as big and as “I loved the first one but sequels, geez, c’mon loud and as actiony and as goofy as an action already, Hollywood,” and grumped as the comedy sequel can be, and yet it’s (mostly) lights went down. not stupid, sexist or homophobic. For good And just as I was humbled by the fact that measure, there’s a running joke about how 21 Jump Street was a far better reboot of a Jenko, who’s dumber than a bag of Glocks, TV show than any right-thinking movie fan sometimes realizes this, and laments how it should have expected, I was humbled again. limits him. “Fuck you, 22 Jump Street is funnier, brain,” he says, rather cleverer, wittier, snarkier sadly, to himself, and it and all good humorous 22 JUMP STREET zings by before you even things morer than the ***G first film. It’s nonstop realize how brilliant Rated R • Now Playing self-deprecation — as that is. if it’s embarrassed by Returning directors its “sequel to a reboot” Phil Lord and status — that doles out well-deserved Christopher Miller and should-be-too-manysmacks to about 817 Hollywood things that but-isn’t screenwriters Michael Bacall, Oren desperately deserve it: TV shows that become Uziel, Rodney Rothman and Jonah Hill (yup, movies, sequel-itis, dumb cops, dumb action same one) don’t get it 100 percent right: heroes, meet-cutes, obvious red herrings, There’s an aside with Rob Riggle and Dave buddy cops, buddy comedies, bromances, Franco, bad guys returning from the first film, gunfights, fist fights, college comedies, frat that’s a little uncomfortable and not quite comedies (hell yeah: just the small amount of genuinely funny or as enlightened as I think it frat stuff here is way better than the entirety thinks it is. But it’s still not quite the same old of Neighbors), 30-something actors playing sort of retrograde crap so many other similar teenagers, and other nonsense. Dammit, even movies end up with, but more a they’rethe deliberately clichéd soundtrack is deployed trying-to-be-smarter-but-they-failed sort of to brilliant comedic effect. thing. (If you’ve got that many guys working I haven’t laughed so hard in ages. The on your script anyway, maybe make room for kind of laughter where you didn’t think you one more, maybe a woman? It’s an idea!) were capable of such transport and you’re a That flaw is almost made up for by a long little scared by it. By the end credits — which game of a joke that addresses the frequent are, dear God, insanely funny in how they hypocrisies of how men approve — or don’t knock everything you dread for the future of a — of other men’s sexual conquests. And also franchise even this good — I was on the verge by the just plain niceness of the humor. So of an actual crackup from cracking up. much of what passes for comedy coming out One little moment encapsulates what of Hollywood is mean-spirited, taking easy 22 is doing. Cops Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and swipes at the powerless and downtrodden. Jenko (Channing Tatum) have “graduated” 22 Jump Street punches up, and not down, at to going undercover at Metro City State the excesses and inanities of Hollywood, at College — they’re investigating a drug case targets who don’t deserve it, and even then, that’s “just like last time” — and Jenko it’s never cruel. is unexpectedly enthralled by his human MaryAnn Johanson sexuality class. As he’s devouring the textbook, mail@folioweekly.com

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MAGIC LANTERNS

SON OF THE BARON OF BLOOD O

ne of the big winners at Cannes Film Festival a few months ago was Julianne Moore, who copped Best Actress for her role in David Cronenberg’s Maps to the Stars. Heaven only knows when, if ever, the film will play here, however. Though widely honored over the years in his native Canada as well as at film festivals worldwide, Cronenberg is not a mainstream pleaser in this country. For instance, with the single exception of The Fly, which nabbed an Oscar for Best Makeup and Hairstyling, he’s been mostly ignored by the Academy — which says more about that organization’s narrow, popular focus than Cronenberg’s artistry. Nonetheless, there’s no denying he’s definitely an acquired taste. Witness these comments from a British reviewer, in what amounts to a rave evaluation of Maps to the Stars: “David Cronenberg’s new film here at Cannes is a gripping and exquisitely horrible movie about contemporary Hollywood — positively vivisectional in its sadism and scorn. It is twisted, twisty and very far from all the predictable outsider platitudes about celebrity culture.” The biography on IMDb refers to Cronenberg as “the King of Venereal Horror” and “the Baron of Blood.” That’s all true to a degree, but he’s a uniquely cerebral filmmaker as well, sometimes to a fault, as with 2012’s Cosmopolis. Knowing it may be some time before I can get my Cronenberg fix with Maps to the Stars, I instead checked out Antiviral (2012), the first film by Cronenberg’s son Brandon, to see if the apple fell far from the tree. It did not. Like so many of the elder Cronenberg’s films, Antiviral is visually and thematically disturbing. In the near future, celebrity obsession has become literally viral, as individuals routinely infect themselves with diseases afflicting the celebrity of their choice. There’s also a huge market for organic food products processed from the cells of the idolized. Syd March (Caleb Landry Jones), an employee of a major virus provider, falls prey to the same desires as his customers; their latest rage is Hannah Geist, a gorgeous blonde superstar who’s been felled by a hitherto unknown illness. As competing companies vie with one another for access to the new “bug,” Syd gets a leg up by injecting himself with some of Hannah’s blood. The results are decidedly unsettling. Not for the squeamish (there are lots of needle punctures and bloody excretions), Antiviral is still anything but a gorefest. In fact, the film is probably too antiseptic for its own good, with the writer/director relying more on style than content to evoke the same kinds of themes his father explored more successfully in movies like The Brood, eXistenZ and Crash. Brandon Cronenberg’s debut definitely shows genetic links to his father’s impressive output, but the old man still has the edge when it comes to combining intellectual depth with cinematic punch. Antiviral is more of a placebo while we wait for the real stuff in Maps to the Stars. Pat McLeod mail@folioweekly.com

FILM RATINGS **** THE FLY

***@ A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE

**@@ COSMOPOLIS

*@@@ M. BUTTERFLY

OTHER FILMS SUN-RAY CINEMA Roger Beebe screens shorts at 7:15 p.m. on June 19. Walking the Camino screens 7:15 p.m. June 24. 22 Jump Street, Chef, Le Weekend and Locke show at 1028 Park St., 5 Points, 359-0049, sunraycinema.com. The Witches continues the Summer Kids Series at 11 a.m. June 18 and 21; a kids’ film runs every Wed. and Sat. through July 19. LATITUDE 30 MOVIES The Lego Movie and Divergent are on at Latitude 30’s CineGrille Theater, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555. WGHF IMAX THEATER How to Train Your Dragon 2, Island of Lemurs: Madagascar and D-Day Normandy screen at World Golf IMAX, St. Augustine, worldgolfimax.com.

NOW SHOWING 22 JUMP STREET ***G Rated R Reviewed in this issue. ALONE YET NOT ALONE Rated PG-13 The historical drama costars Kelly Grayson, Natalie Racoosin and Ozzie Torres. THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 **@@ Rated PG-13 Complaints range from too many villains to allegedly cheap, cut-sceney FX to the unreality of casting a black actor as a guy who throws thunderbolts from his body. Maybe Marc Webb has committed a colossal blunder in rushing toward a Sinister Six movie and maybe he hasn’t; judge for yourself. — Steve Schneider BELLE ***@ Rated PG The historical drama blends a critical legal moment in England’s abolition of slavery with forbidden romance and Austenesque characters, like Lord Mansfield (Tom Wilkinson) and Lady Mansfield (Emily Watson) and Dido Elizabeth Belle (Gugu Mbatha-Raw), the mixed-race daughter of a slave and Royal Navy offi cer John Lindsay (Matthew Goode), and her sister-cousin Elizabeth “Bette” Murray (Sarah Gadon). When Belle’s mother dies, her father sends her to live with her great-uncle, Lord Mansfield, Lord Chief Justice of England, who paved the way to abolish slavery. — David Johnson BLENDED Rated PG-13 When she was in the Memento-“inspired” romcom 50 First Dates, Drew Barrymore played a woman whose lack of short-term memory kept her from knowing she’d already gone out with Adam Sandler. Life imitates art: the real Drew seems to have suffered a similar cranial trauma, since she can’t recall she’s made three movies with the guy. — S.S. CHEF Rated R Director/writer/star Jon Favreau’s tasty comedywith-a-heart is about Chef Carl Casper (Favreau), fired from the chichi restaurant where he works, who starts from scratch: food truck! While working the traveling dining car, Carl tries to keep his family intact, or at least on friendly terms. Costarring Scarlett (Christ-her-again?) Johansson, Dustin Hoffman, Robert Downey Jr., Oliver Platt. — Marlene Dryden EDGE OF TOMORROW ***G Rated PG-13 Filmmaker Doug Liman directs the sci-fi action drama with Tom Cruise as a smarmy Army major, Brendan Gleason as a hardcore Army general and Emily Blunt as a soldier with a weird backstory, embroiled in an alien invasion that brings out the worst in everybody. — MaryAnn Johanson THE FAULT IN OUR STARS Rated PG-13 John Green’s novel about young cancer patients in love yields a date movie/weeper that’ll may sit on your shelf next to My Girl and Mask if it plays its cards right (and if you don’t slash your wrists with a Netflix coupon first). When the book came out, the critical praise it got was interrupted only by a Daily Mail pan that consigned it to the “Sick-Lit” subgenre of juvie fiction (yes, that’s a thing). One detail to watch: In the book, our heroes bond

JERSEY BOYS over a viewing of V for Vendetta, and if that made it into the movie, it means somebody is fi nally going to see part of V for Vendetta. — S.S. GODZILLA ***G Rated PG-13 This version updates the King of All Monsters nicely, in tandem with the global zeitgeist. Instead of nukes, global warming is the bugaboo behind today’s ’Zilla. Dr. Ichiro Serizawa (Ken Watanabe) works with a secret research group studying Godzilla since the ’50s – those Pacific nuke “tests” were efforts to kill the damn thing. Costars Bryan Cranston, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Juliette Binoche, Elizabeth Olsen and Sally Hawkins. — M.J. HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 ***G Rated PG Reviewed in this issue. THE IMMIGRANT Rated R Marion Cotillard plays Ewa, a Polish woman newly arrived on our shores in the early ’20s. Alone in New York City, she meets suave pimp Bruno (Joaquin Phoenix), who lures her into prostitution. His sensitive cousin Orlando (Jeremy Renner) seems to be her salvation. — M.D. JERSEY BOYS Rated R That little pas de deux with a chair having not worked out the way he planned it, renowned song-anddance man Clint Eastwood turns his attention to adapting the smash jukebox musical about the careers of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. If this works, it could be the start of a whole cottage industry: Ben Stiller is a Yeshiva student running for his life from neighborhood bullies Kevin Smith, Jon Bon Jovi, Danny DeVito and Bobby Cannavale in Jersey Goys! Mary-Louise Parker is a well-to-do Manhattanite with a taste for Secaucus beefcake in Jersey Boys on the Side! Somebody draw up a poster; we open in Hoboken in three weeks. — S.S. LOCKE **** Rated R Tom Hardy is Ivan Locke, driving from Birmingham to London as his life unravels. The film starts out inside his car and never leaves – and he’s trying to manage his collapse in a practical way that will never work. He’s on the phone most of the 90-minute drive time; the costars are mere voices. It’s not a thriller, but it’s thrilling to see a filmmaker and an actor take a daring cinematic risk and have it pay off so solidly. — M.J. MALEFICENT Rated PG When Wicked let a nation of grade-school girls and middle-aged homosexuals reimagine The Wizard of Oz from the ostensible villain’s point of view, the Disney Company’s rodent ears shot up: “Hah! We’ve got a buttload of public-domain baddies,” they chortled. So we see the messy Sleeping Beauty deal played out according to its antagonist queen (Angelina Jolie) – the only character from the original you know. — S.S.

MILLION DOLLAR ARM Rated PG In a perfect world, Jon Hamm would be on the set of Batman vs. Superman, in red booties, practicing “I like pink very much, Lois.” Instead, he’s in this Disney family sports flick about a baseball agent who’s scouting pitchers in Mumbai. Aasif Mandvi is here, too, instead of starring in a Comedy Central series about an embattled Al-Jazeera correspondent. — S.S. A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST Rated R When you’re a fan of someone pilloried mercilessly by cognoscenti, you’re heartbroken watching him prove every rotten thing they said. (See: Clay, Andrew Dice.) Is that true of Seth MacFarlane, the standard-bearer of comedy too funny for folks with advanced degrees? Promos made it look just like the sort of frat-rape divertissement MacFarlane’s dimmest detractors expect. Please, God, let this just be boneheaded marketing drastically misrepresenting a modern-day inheritor to Support Your Local Sheriff, and not confirmation there really isn’t much daylight between Peter Griffin and Dane Cook after all. — S.S. NEIGHBORS **G@ Rated R New parents Mac (Seth Rogen) and Kelly (Rose Byrne) Radner have to put up with the Delta Psi fraternity in the house next door. They try to play nice with the party-hearty crew led by chapter president Teddy (Zac Efron), but escalating noise leads to a conflict. — Scott Renshaw PALO ALTO *G@@ Rated R Based on James Franco’s short stories, adapted for the screen and directed by Gia Coppola, granddaughter of Francis Ford Coppola. April (Emma Roberts), is a teenaged girl who’s kinda into stoner Teddy (Jack Kilmer) and also kinda into her soccer coach, Mr. B (ahem, Franco), who’s also kinda into her. — M.J. THE ROVER Rated R David Michod directs Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson in this gritty story of a man on a quest in post-apocalyptic Australia a decade after total global economic collapse. THINK LIKE A MAN TOO Rated PG-13 Like the book on which it was based, Think Like a Man answered one of modern society’s more nagging questions: “Who in the name of all that’s holy would take relationship advice from Steve Harvey?” That settled, we now tackle an even more pressing issue: “Who would take relationship advice from the guy twice?” In Too, a bunch of couples go to Las Vegas for a multiple wedding, but the temptations of Sin City cause their best-laid plans to go astray. So for those keeping score, that’s one big “NO” to having your nuptials in America’s capital of toilet-derived syphilis and instant personal bankruptcy. Damn, this is some priceless wisdom, playa! — S.S. X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST ***G Rated PG-13 Bryan Singer’s action-packed film costars Michael Fassbender and Nicholas Hoult.

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Hiccup’s world is also thrown into turmoil t the opening of How to Train Your when he discovers that his mother, Valka (Cate Dragon 2, the familiar logo appears — a Blanchett) — whom he’s always believed to be boy casting a fishing line from his perch dead — is in fact still alive, and living as a sort on a crescent moon — accompanied by a of hermit activist protecting dragons. message that just doesn’t seem like it could be right: 20 years? Could it really be that long There’s a weird similarity between Valka’s that DreamWorks Animation has been doing story and that of Homer’s mother in The … what it does? Simpsons, but director Dean DuBlois — flying solo this time after working on the first On the one hand, the celebratory tag feels Dragon with Chris Sanders — finds some wrong because, while DreamWorks as a studio surprisingly emotional material in this family was organized in 1994, the first DreamWorks reunion, including a wonderful scene between Animation feature — Antz — wasn’t released Valka and Stoick. until 1998. But it also feels wrong because it’s started to seem like That sensibility carries the jokey, smirky, frantic throughout Dragon 2, with a style we associate with willingness to pause and be HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 DreamWorks has always more quietly playful in the ***G Rated PG • Now Playing been with us. While the middle of all the grandiose — © 2013 studio may have started though still visually striking with more epic ambitions — dragon battling. DuBlois like The Prince of Egypt and Spirit: Stallion of has fun giving the dragons characteristics of the Cimarron, it soon became home to stuff like overgrown, fire-breathing domesticated pets: Shrek and Shark Tale and Madagascar. And chasing an ember around like a cat with a laserthe success of those movies gave rise to Blue pointer, or innocently fetching an object hurled Sky’s Ice Age and Illumination Entertainment’s away. And it’s a wonderfully silly sustained Despicable Me and a generation of animation gag when tomboyish Ruffnut (Kristen Wiig) seemingly built to be everything that Pixar, starts crushing hard on hunky bad-boy dragon at least initially, was not: fast, colorful, full of trapper Eret (Game of Thrones’ Kit Harrington). punch lines and pleasantly, easily franchise-able. Perhaps the most satisfying aspect of Dragon 2 is that it feels like it’s about The original Train Your Dragon had a something rather daring for an animated slightly different vibe, with its impressive feature: the idea that there are different ways use of swooping 3D visuals and its slower, to be a leader. The clash between Hiccup and more contemplative moments turning the Drago becomes a clash between how one relationship between wimpy Viking Hiccup responds to being damaged, and whether (Jay Baruchel) and injured dragon Toothless the exercise of power is predicated on fear or into something out of The Black Stallion. Yet respect. This is “teachable moment” cinema it was also fundamentally a storyline that for young viewers that doesn’t push too hard has now grown tediously familiar in feature on how teachable its moments are. And it animation: A bumbling outcast who wants to matters that in this world, some choices have fit in has to learn that what the world really permanent, not always happy consequences. needs is for him to Be Himself. There may be no way to avoid some of This sequel heads in a more interesting the more formulaic need for huge set pieces direction, picking up five years later, with in these family blockbusters, and it’s a bit the seaside Viking village of Berk now firmly disappointing that a strong character like settled into a new normal of dragons as their Astrid (America Ferrera) becomes somewhat trusted companions, to the extent that they’ve of an afterthought here. Yet it’s always going developed some dragon-flying variation on to be a pleasant surprise when an institution Quidditch. But even as Hiccup uncomfortably like DreamWorks Animation demonstrates deals with the news that his father and village that a mere 20 years isn’t enough time to chief Stoick (Gerard Butler) expects him to decide that playing it safe is the only option, follow in his leadership footsteps, a new threat and that there’s still room to grow. emerges: a warlord named Drago (Djimon Hounsou), who plans to subjugate all people by Scott Renshaw taking control of all dragons. mail@folioweekly.com

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DEMYSTIFYING ART

A Cummer Museum exhibit breaks down biases through personal stories

attooed girls all over Riverside should park their fixies at the Cummer Museum this summer. Hanging in the Collectors’ Choice exhibit, Mia Tarney’s lush oil-onlinen painting Peony, Coral Charm is enough to have hipster babes flooding Inksmith & Rogers with pictures of peonies and outstretched forearms. Art collecting takes many forms and has many motives. And while there is a certain upper-echelon bias that comes with the idea of collecting art — something on par with fox stoles and monocles — the nearly 30 collectors represented in the exhibit bring a personal, human facet to the practice. The theme this year is an open-ended question: Why do you collect art? The resulting exhibit answers in the form of currency, furniture, sculptures, pottery and paintings. It’s an answer that spans centuries, countries and styles — one that speaks to all of us. This isn’t just about looking at some nice art and patting ourselves on the back for being cultured. This is about forging a relationship with art. “You find a lot of people who are mystified by art,” says chief curator Holly Keris. “There seems to be a pressure people have about having the right answer. I think, through hearing people’s stories, it demystifies that.” One collector, Maria Cox, spent a great deal of time exposing her husband to art. Her insight is indicative of the exhibit: Sometimes you go and look at different things. And sometimes, your eyes lock and you realize you’re looking at the same thing. That’s the piece you buy. David Edwards inherited his collection from his uncle; through that collection he was able to keep that relationship alive. As new art magazines arrived on the shelves, a phone call would take place between the two to discuss what they liked and didn’t like. It was a thread that bound them from Florida to Seattle. “The viewers will come to understand the different kinds of relationships you can have with art,” Keris says. “Art can be universal. It’s not about right and wrong.” This might be the least pretentious art show you’ll ever see. There won’t be a need for viewers to chew their fingernails and wonder “Am I interpreting this right? Am I feeling the right thing?” Joan Newton, a local collector, told the Cummer that her family believes art has a significant role to play for all children. Jordan Bock was one of those children lucky enough to experience art, acquiring his first piece at age 6, a Mary Nemo Moran etching of a pond that he still owns. Other collectors, like David and Elaine Strickland, treasure American paintings like Thomas Moran’s Entrance to the Grand Canal, a dreamy landscape swaddled in frothy clouds and tear-blue water — a painting that begs a moment of silence, not revolution, pleading with you to put down your phone and appreciate pictures you can like without double-tapping a screen. But even if emoticons are your thing, the modern tastes of Preston and Joan Haskell are represented in brightly colored abstract works that attract and enthrall. Their piece,

French Canal, by Michael Kenna

Portrait of Lady Charlotte Percy, by John Hoppner

Nude, by Louis Ritman

Damien Hirst’s Flumequine, is a collection of 108 spots in 108 colors and named for an antiquated antibiotic. The juxtaposition of a modern piece like Flumequine from 2007 and a more traditional piece like Portrait of a Lady as Evelina from the late 1700s might seem haphazard at first. But Lady Evelina’s crown of brunette curls and love-letter expression beckon beyond the decades. This contrast is indicative of the exhibit’s appeal. The pieces, like the collectors, are diverse, as are the motivations for collecting. But the reason to experience the exhibit is the same. Stand in the presence of history, personal stories, passion. Contribute to a conversation that spans centuries of artistic expression. Carley Robinson mail@folioweekly.com

COLLECTORS’ CHOICE

Inside the Hearts and Minds of Regional Collectors Nearly 90 pieces showcasing a wide variety of subjects, mediums and styles from the 17th to the 21st Century. Works represent artists from North and South America, Europe, Asia and Africa. On display through Sept. 14 at Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave., 356-6857, cummer.org Peony, Coral Charm, by Mia Tarney

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SHREK THE MUSICAL An ogre, a donkey and a princess set out to save a swamp, 7:30 p.m. (weekend matinees) through July 27 at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Southside, $38-$55, 641-1212, alhambrajax.com. VENUS IN FUR A funny, erotic drama about a playwright/ director seeking an actress for the role of Vanda, the female lead in his adaptation of a play-within-a-play. Staged at 8 p.m. June 20 and 21 at Players by the Sea, 106 Sixth St. N., Jax Beach, $20-$23, 249-0289, playersbythesea.org. OLIVER! The British musical adaption of Charles Dickens’ classic continues through July 6 on Limelight Theatre’s Matuza Main Stage, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine, $25, 8251164, limelight-theatre.org; check with theater for details. TICK TICK BOOM Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre presents the play about Jon, an aspiring composer New York City in 1990, worried he made the wrong career choice to be part of the performing arts in a charming, autobiographical story of Larson, who wrote the award-winning musical Rent. 8 p.m. June 20 and 21 and 2 p.m. June 22 at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, $15-$20, 249-7177, abettheatre.com. PIRATES OF PENZANCE The comic opera is staged at 8 p.m. June 20, 21, 27 and 28, and 3 p.m. June 22 and 29 at Orange Park Community Theatre, 2900 Moody Ave., $20, 276-2599, opct.org. THE FOREIGNER The play is staged through June 28 at Amelia Community Theatre, 209 Cedar Street, Fernandina Beach, $10-$20, 261-6749, ameliacommunitytheatre.org.

COMEDY

STEVE-O Known for his role in the “Jackass” franchise, Steve-O has a successful standup career. He appears at 8 p.m. June 1921 and at 10 p.m. June 20 and 21 at The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Rd., Mandarin, $20-$25, 292-4242, comedyzone.com. AL JACKSON Los Angeles comedian Jackson, who’s been on Comedy Central and Officially Amazing, performs 8:04 p.m. June 19-21 and 10:10 p.m. June 21 at the Comedy Club of Jacksonville, 11000 Beach Blvd., Southside, $6-$15, 646-4277, jacksonvillecomedy.com. KOJO PRINCE The versatile comedian Prince performs at 8 p.m. June 20 and at 7 p.m. June 21 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Highway, Southside, 365-5555, latthirty.com. AL MADRIGAL A correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Madrigal was named Best Stand-Up Comedian by HBO & US Comedy Arts Festival. He appears at 8 p.m. June 26-28 and at 10 p.m. June 27 and 28 at The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Rd., Mandarin, $20-$25, 292-4242, comedyzone.com. PAUL VARGHESE Having appeared on Last Comic Standing 2 and on Comedy Central and Showtime, Varghese performs 8:04 p.m. June 26-28 and 10:10 p.m. June 28 at the Comedy Club of Jacksonville, 11000 Beach Blvd., $6-$25, 646-4277, jacksonvillecomedy.com. MAD COWFORD IMPROV Shows are 8:15 p.m. every Fri. and Sat. at Northstar Substation, 119 E. Bay St., Downtown, $5, 233-2359, madcowford.com.

CALLS & WORKSHOPS

TEEN BATTLE OF THE BANDS Eight bands compete in the ninth annual competition at 1 p.m. June 21 at Main Library, 303 Laura St. N., Downtown, 630-0673, jaxpubliclibrary.org. MUSICAL THEATER CAMP Three-week camp concludes with a musical in which campers sing and dance contemporary hits by Adele, Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars. June 23-July 11 (9 a.m. Mon.-Fri.) at Players by the Sea, 106 Sixth St. N., Jax Beach, $455, 249-0289, playersbythesea.org JUNGLE BOOK KIDS The Disney classic adapted for the stage for kids in grades K-5. The camp culminates in a performance. June 23-July 16 (9 a.m. Mon.-Fri.) on Limelight Theatre’s Matuza Main Stage, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine, $475, 825-1164, limelight-theatre.org. CAMP LIMELIGHT Campers in grades K-5 explore acting, dancing, singing and props. June 23-July 16 (12:30 p.m. Mon.-Fri.) on Limelight Theatre’s Matuza Main Stage, $300, 825-1164, limelight-theatre.org. JACKSONVILLE’S CHILDREN’S CHORUS AUDITIONS The Jacksonville Children’s Chorus and the Young Men’s Chorus of Jacksonville audition for kids in grades 1-12 for the 2014-’15 season, June 26. By appointment only, 353-1636, jaxchildrenschorus.org, youngmenschorusjax.org. MOSH AFTER DARK, WINE 101 Learn about the history of wine and how it’s made with David Joudi of Riverside Liquors Village Wine Shop and Royal Palm Village Wine & Tapas, 6 p.m. June 26 at the Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Southbank, $20, 396-6674, themosh.org. SCULPTURE WALK JAX The Cultural Council of Greater Jacksonville invites artists to submit pieces for Sculpture Walk Jax, a Spark Grant project and temporary juried exhibit of 10 large-scale sculptures for Main Street Park. Entry deadline is June 30. For details, go to sculpturewalkjax.files.wordpress. com/2014/03/sculpture-walk_calltoartists.pdf. ACTEEN STAGE LAB Kids in grades 6-12 learn street style and ambush theater at 6:30 p.m. every Wed. at Limelight Theatre, $80 per session, 825-1164, limelight-theatre.org. FIGURE DRAWING Live model figure drawing is held at 7 p.m. every Tue. (no session during week of First Wednesday Art Walk) at The Art Center II, 229 N. Hogan St., Downtown, $5 for TAC members, $10 for nonmembers. Artists bring their supplies. IMPROVISATION FOR ADULTS Atlantic Beach Experimental

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SHINE A LIGHT: Photographer Laird, printmaker Jessie Barnes, expressionist painter Jack Allen and artisan candlemakers collaborate on an exhibit aiming to bring awareness to and end human trafficking. Proceeds from the exhibit A Painter, A Printmaker, A Photographer and Candlestick Makers support ArtWorks for Freedom. An opening reception is held June 19 at the Allen Land Group Gallery, on the Southside. Photo: Laird Theatre offers the four-week course, led by local actor/ instructor Gary Baker, who’s studied at The Second City Training Center and iO, Chicago’s leading improvisation institution. Classes are held 2-4 p.m. July 6, 13, 20 and 27, $85, at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, abettheatre.com.

CLASSICAL & JAZZ

ST. AUGUSTINE MUSIC FESTIVAL The eighth annual festival under artistic director Jorge A. Pena, a Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra violist, features six concerts, with performances by violinists Elissa Lee Koljonen, Astor Piazzolla and Andres Cardenes, guitarist Stephen Robinson, flautist Les Roettges and pianist Eugenio Urrutia-Borlando. 7:30 p.m. June 19, 20 and 21 and June 26, 27 and 28 at St. Augustine Cathedral Basilica, 38 Cathedral Place, staugustinemusicfestival.org. SUMMER HORNS This Grammy-nominated jazz group, with Dave Koz, Mindi Abair, Gerald Albright and Richard Elliot, performs at The Florida Theatre at 8 p.m. June 26 at 128 E. Forsyth St., Downtown, $50-$70, 355-5661. SUMMER JAZZ SERIES Two outdoor concerts, featuring The Sax Pack and Nick Colionne, are held at 5 p.m. July 13 at SeaWalk Pavilion, Jax Beach, free, jacksonvillebeach.org. JAZZ IN PONTE VEDRA The Gary Starling Group (Carol Sheehan, Billy Thornton, Peter Miles) performs from 7:3010:30 p.m. every Thur. at Table 1, 330 A1A N., 280-5515. JAZZ IN RIVERSIDE Trumpeter Ray Callendar and guitarist Taylor Roberts are featured at 9:30 p.m. every Thur. at Kickbacks Gastropub, 910 King St., 388-9551. JAZZ IN MANDARIN Boril Ivanov Trio plays at 7 p.m. every Thur. and pianist David Gum plays at 7 p.m. every Fri. at Tree Steakhouse, 11362 San Jose Blvd., 262-0006. JAX BEACH JAZZ Live jazz is presented from 6-9 p.m. every Fri. at Landshark Café, 1728 Third St. N., 246-6024. JAZZ IN NEPTUNE BEACH Live jazz is featured from 7:309:30 p.m. every Sat. at Lillie’s Coffee Bar, 200 First St., 249-2922. JAZZ IN ST. AUGUSTINE The House Cats play from 9:30 p.m.-1 a.m. every Sat. at Stogies Club & Listening Room, 36 Charlotte St., 826-4008. JAZZ IN ARLINGTON Jazzland Café features live music at 8 p.m. every Sat. and from 6-9 p.m. every Tue. at 1324 University Blvd. N., 240-1009, jazzlandcafe.com.

ART WALKS, FESTIVALS & MARKETS

NORTH BEACHES ART WALK Galleries of Atlantic and Neptune beaches are open 5-9 p.m. June 19 and every third Thur. from Sailfish Drive in Atlantic Beach to Neptune Beach and Town Center, 249-2222, nbaw.org. DOWNTOWN FRIDAY MARKET Arts and crafts and local produce, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. June 20 and every Fri. at Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Downtown, 353-1188. RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Local and regional art, local music, food artists and a farmers market are featured, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. June 21 and every Sat. under the Fuller Warren Bridge, 715 Riverside Ave., free admission, 389-2449, riversideartsmarket.com. UPTOWN SATURDAY NIGHT The self-guided tour features galleries, antique stores and shops 5-9 p.m. June 28 and every last Sat. in St. Augustine’s San Marco District, 824-3152. FIRST WEDNESDAY ART WALK The monthly art walk, held 5-9 p.m. July 2 and every first Wed., features more than 13 live music venues, more than 13 hotspots open after 9 p.m. and 50 total participating venues, spanning 15 blocks in Downtown Jacksonville. downtownjacksonville.org/marketing; iloveartwalk.com. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK The tour of Art Galleries of St. Augustine is held July 4 and every first Fri., with more than 15 galleries participating, 829-0065.

MUSEUMS

ALEXANDER BREST MUSEUM & GALLERY Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., Arlington, 256-7371, arts.ju.edu. The permanent collection features carved ivory, Chinese porcelain, pre-Colombian artifacts and more. AMELIA ISLAND MUSEUM OF HISTORY 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach, 261-7378, ameliamuseum.org. Larry Baker, author of several Florida novels, discusses his most recent book, The Education of Nancy Adams, 6 p.m. June 24. Admission is free. The children’s exhibit Discovery Ship allows kids to pilot the ship, hoist flags and learn about the history of Fernandina’s harbor. CRISP-ELLERT ART MUSEUM Flagler College, 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine, 826-8530, flagler.edu/crispellert. Lily Kuonen’s exhibit PLAYNTINGSSGNITNALP continues through June 20. Open 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon.-Fri. CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside

Ave., Riverside, 356-6857, cummer.org. Art collectors share the pieces that inspired their love of collecting in Collector’s Choice: Inside the Hearts and Minds of Regional Collectors, which continues through Sept. 14. The Human Figure: Sculptures by Enzo Torcoletti is on display through September. A Commemoration of the Civil Rights Movement: Photography from the High Museum of Art is on display through Nov. 2. KARPELES MANUSCRIPT MUSEUM 101 W. First St., Springfield, 356-2992, rain.org. Revisiting French Light, Florida Light, an exhibit held in cooperation with the Sister Cities Association and Nantes, France, features watercolors, oils and acrylics by Gordon Meggison; it’s on display through June 28. The permanent collection includes several rare manuscripts. MANDARIN MUSEUM & HISTORICAL SOCIETY 11964 Mandarin Rd., 268-0784, mandarinmuseum.net. The exhibit The Maple Leaf, which features artifacts and information from the Civil War era, runs through December. MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., Downtown, 366-6911, mocajacksonville. com. The exhibit New York Times Magazine Photographs, curated by Kathy Ryan and Lesley Martin, runs through Aug. 24. Recently named a fellow in the 2013-’14 Working Artist Project at the Museum of Contemporary Art of Georgia, Scott Ingram exhibits a survey collection of drawings and objects through Aug. 24. Admission is free from 5-9 p.m. every Thur., through Aug. 24. MUSEUM OF SCIENCE & HISTORY 1025 Museum Circle, Southbank, 396-6674, themosh.org. Uncovering the Past: Archaeological Discoveries of North Florida is on display through August. First Friday Cosmic Concerts feature the music of Jimmy Buffett, Laseropolis, Pink Floyd or Metallica every first Fri. (with rotating bands). VISITOR INFORMATION CENTER 10 W. Castillo Dr., St. Augustine, 825-1000, staugustine-450.com/journey. Journey: 450 years of the African-American Experience is exhibited through July 15. WORLD GOLF HALL OF FAME & MUSEUM 1 World Golf Place, St. Augustine, worldgolfhalloffame.org Honoring the Legacy: A Tribute to African-Americans in Golf – an exhibit featuring photographs, audio, video and memorabilia from the late 1800s to the present – is featured in the permanent collection.

GALLERIES

ABSOLUTE AMERICANA ART GALLERY 77 Bridge St., St. Augustine, 824-5545, absoluteamericana.com. Original Pierre

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ABET’s TICK TICK BOOM, June 20, 21 and 22 at Adele Grage Cultural Center Matisse prints are featured. Two collections of original works by John Pacovsky are on display through June 20. Exhibits are erotic in nature, and patrons must be 18 years old and older for entry. The permanent display features oil paintings, sculptures and prints by international artists. ALLEN LAND GROUP GALLERY 7220 Financial Way, Ste. 400, Southside, artworksforfreedom.org. A Painter, a Printmaker, a Photographer and Candlestick Makers features the works of Jessie Barnes, Jack Allen and Laird. Proceeds benefit ArtWorks for Freedom, a nonprofit organization that fights modern slavery and human trafficking. The exhibit’s opening reception is held from 6-9 p.m. on June 19. AMIRO ART & FOUND 9C Aviles St., St. Augustine, 8248460, amiroartandfound.com. By the Sea – an exhibit of works by Jeanine Maleno, Jim McBride, Nancy HamlinVogler, Deane Kellogg and Wendy Mandel McDaniel – is on display through June. THE ART CENTER MAIN GALLERY 31 W. Adams St., Downtown, 355-1757, tacjacksonville.org. Paintings, pastels, sketches and photography by a diverse group of member artists are displayed. THE ART CENTER PREMIER GALLERY Bank of America Tower, 50 N. Laura St., Downtown, 355-1757. In Jacksonville Life: Things That Made Our City Great, artists display works that pertain to images of the city, through July 8. BOLD BEAN COFFEE ROASTERS 869 Stockton St., Ste. 1, Riverside, 855-1181. CoRK Arts District’s Crystal Floyd displays mixed media, terrariums and special-edition screen prints created with Bold Bean espresso mixed with the ink. BUTTERFIELD GARAGE ART GALLERY 137 King St., St. Augustine, 825-4577, butterfieldgarage.com. The artist-run gallery features a wide range of traditional and contemporary works by several local artists. CORSE GALLERY & ATELIER 4144 Herschel St., Riverside, 388-8205, corsegalleryatelier.com. Works on permanent display feature those by Kevin Beilfuss, Eileen Corse, Miro Sinovcic, Maggie Siner, Alice Williams and Luana Luconi Winner. THE CULTURAL CENTER AT PONTE VEDRA BEACH 50 Executive Way, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-0614. Under the Tall Sky, an exhibit of mixed-media artworks by Barbara Holmes-Fryfield and ceramic sculptures by Fay Samimi, is featured through July 3. FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928, firststreetgalleryart.com. The 12th annual Sea Turtle Show – featuring clay, jewelry, paintings, photography, metal and glass in sea turtle theme – continues through July 7. The exhibit is a fundraiser for the Beaches Sea Turtle Patrol. FLORIDA MINING GALLERY 5300 Shad Rd., Southside, 425-2845, floridamininggallery.com. Diogenes The Dog & Ryan Rummel, an exhibit of approximately 20 pieces from each artist, continues through July 3. THE GALLERY AT HOUSE OF STEREO 8780 Perimeter Park Ct., Ste. 100, Southside, 642-6677, houseofstereo.com. Painting, art glass, photography, woodcrafts, pottery and sculpture are featured. GEORGIA NICK GALLERY 11A Aviles St., St. Augustine, 806-3348, georgianickgallery.com. The artist-owned studio displays Nick’s sea and landscape photography, along with local works by oil painters, a mosaic artist, potter, photographer and author. HASKELL GALLERY & DISPLAY CASES Jacksonville International Airport, 14201 Pecan Park Rd., Northside, 741-3546. Keith Doles’ Street Series and Street Corners

is displayed through June 29. Dorian Eng’s Chinese and Japanese art in the form of threaded balls and thimbles called Temari and Yubinuki is displayed through July 7 in Connector Bridge Art display case. Marsha Glaziere’s Eclectic Coffee Spots in Puget Sound is a collection of paintings, photographs and impressions, displayed through July 5 in Concourse A and C display cases. THE LOOKING LAB 107 E. Bay St., Downtown, 917-2393772. Art in Empty Store Fronts features multimedia video art and sculptures by Crystal Floyd and David Montgomery. LUFRANO INTERCULTURAL GALLERY 1 UNF Drive, Student Union, Bldg. 58, Ste. 2401, Southside. 620-2475. Anthony Whiting’s colorful portraits of indigenous birds in their natural habitats are on display in Anthony Whiting: Florida’s Wild Birds through Aug 6. PLAYERS BY THE SEA GALLERY 106 Sixth St. N, Jax Beach, 249-0289, playersbythesea.org, deformanceart.com. Stimulation/Manipulation, Liz Gibson’s mixed-media work, is displayed during PBTS’s run of Venus in Fur, through June 21. PLUM GALLERY 9 Aviles St., St. Augustine, 825-0069, plumartgallery.com. American Craftsmen, featuring mixedmedia sculptures, fine handcrafted furniture, stained glass and linocut prints by Nicola Barsaleau, Meagan Chaney Gumpert, Jessie Cook, Duke Darnold and Rachel deCuba, is displayed through August. REDDI ARTS 1037 Hendricks Ave., San Marco, 398-3161, reddiarts.com. Works by local artists are featured, with a focus on “emerging artists for emerging collectors.” Collections change monthly. ROTUNDA GALLERY St. Johns County Administrative Building, 500 San Sebastian View, St. Augustine. St. Augustine Camera Club’s third annual Juried Member Photography Show is on display through July 24. ST. AUGUSTINE ART ASSOCIATION 22 Marine St., 824-2310, staaa.org. In the annual Honors Show, artists who have won in past St. Augustine art exhibits are invited to display new works in the season finale, through July 6. SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY 201 N. Hogan St., Ste. 100, Downtown, 553-6361, southlightgallery.com. Outside In opens with a reception, featuring live music by Jennifer Chase and live painting by Kevin Arthur and friends (11 a.m.-3 p.m. Tue.-Fri.) through June 20. In Members Choice, an invitational exhibit juried by Southlight Gallery Members featuring Tayloe McDonald, opens with a reception, featuring music by Linda Grenville, 6-9 p.m. July 2. The exhibit continues (11 a.m.-3 p.m. Tues.-Fri.) through July. space:eight GALLERY 228 W. King St., St. Augustine, 829-2838, spaceeight.com. Features lowbrow, pop surrealism, street and underground art by nationally and internationally acclaimed artists. STELLERS GALLERY AT SAN MARCO 1409 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville, 396-9492. Mike Perry’s exhibit New Horizons opens with a reception held 6 p.m. June 27.

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GARDEN C NCERT:

A NIGHT OF AMERICANA Join The Cummer Museum of Art and Gardens for a celebration of summer. Bring a blanket, chairs and your favorite foods and beverages (alcohol is permitted) for an evening of modern Americana music from Jacksonville-based bands Canary in the Coalmine, Four Families and Jacksonville Old Time Jam.

SATURDAY, JUNE 28 7 – 9 p.m. | Doors open at 6 p.m. Members $20 | Non-Members $25 | Table of 10, $400

To make your required reservation, call Kim Pomar at (904) 899-6038 or email kpomar@cummer.org.

Boxed dinners from The Café at The Cummer are available; call (904) 899-6022 to preorder.

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Average Entrée Cost $ = Less than 8 $$ = $8- $14 $$$ = $15- $22 $$$$ = $23 & up BW = Beer/Wine FB = Full Bar K = Kids’ Menu TO = Take Out B = Breakfast R = Brunch L = Lunch D = Dinner Bite Club = Hosted a free Folio Weekly Bite Club tasting. Join at fwbiteclub.com. BOJ = 2013 Best of Jax winner F = FW distribution spot $

AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH, YULEE

29 SOUTH EATS, 29 S. Third St., 277-7919. F In historic downtown, the popular bistro’s Chef Scotty Schwartz serves traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. $$ L Tue.-Sat.; D Mon.-Sat.; R Sun. BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ, 1 S. Front St., 261-2660. F Southern hospitality in an upscale waterfront spot; daily specials, fresh local seafood, aged beef. $$$ FB K L D Daily CAFÉ KARIBO, 27 N. Third St., 277-5269. F In a historic building, family-owned spot serves worldly fare: homemade veggie burgers, fresh seafood, made-from-scratch desserts. Dine in or on oak-shaded patio. Karibrew Pub offers beer brewed onsite. $$ FB K TO R, Sun.; L D Daily CIAO ITALIAN BISTRO, 302 Centre St., 206-4311. Owners Luke and Kim Misciasci offer fine dining: veal piccata, rigatoni Bolognese, antipasto; house specialties are chicken Ciao, homemade-style meat lasagna. $ L Fri. & Sat.; D Nightly DAVID’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE, 802 Ash St., 310-6049. In Historic District. Fresh seafood, prime aged meats, rack of lamb served in an elegant, chic spot. $$$$ FB D Nightly DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 474313 E. S.R. 200, 491-3469. 450077 S.R. 200, Callahan, 879-0993. BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily JACK & DIANE’S, 708 Centre St., 321-1444. F In a renovated 1887 shotgun house. Favorites: jambalaya, French toast, mac-n-cheese, vegan, vegetarian selections. Dine inside or on the porch. $$ FB K B L D Daily LULU’S at Thompson House, 11 S. Seventh St., 432-8394. F Creative lunch: po’boys, salads, little plates. Dinner: fresh local seafood, Fernandina shrimp. Reservations recommended. $$$ BW K TO R Sun.; L D Tue.-Sat. MOON RIVER PIZZA, 925 S. 14th St., 321-3400. F BOJ. Northern-style pizzas, with more than 20 toppings, are served by the pie or the slice. $ BW TO L D Mon.-Sat. THE MUSTARD SEED CAFE, 833 TJ Courson Rd., 277-3141. Awarded Snail of Approval. Casual organic eatery and juice bar, in Nassau Health Foods. All-natural organic items, smoothies, juice, coffee, herbal tea. $$ TO B L Mon.-Sat. THE PECAN ROLL BAKERY, 122 S. Eighth St., 491-9815. Sweet and savory pastries, cookies, cakes and breads. Everything’s made from scratch. $ TO B L Wed.-Sun. PLAE, 80 Amelia Village Cir., 277-2132. Bite Club. Omni Plantation Spa & Shops. Bistro-style venue serves whole fried fish and duck breast. Outdoor dining. $$$ FB D Mon.-Sat. SALTY PELICAN BAR & GRILL, 12 N. Front St., 277-3811. F See ICW sunsets from second-story outdoor bar. Owners T.J. and Al offer local seafood, Mayport shrimp, fish tacos, po’boys, original broiled cheese oysters. $$ FB K L D Daily SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 2776652. F BOJ. Oceanfront place serves award-winning handmade crab cakes, fresh seafood, fried pickles. Outdoor dining, open-air 2nd fl oor, balcony. $$ FB K L D Daily T-RAY’S BURGER STATION, 202 S. 8th St., 261-6310. F This spot in an old gas station offers blue plate specials, burgers, biscuits & gravy, shrimp. $ BW TO B L Mon.-Sat.

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 9119 Merrill Rd., Ste. 19 & 20, 745-9301. BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 8818 Atlantic Blvd., 720-0106. See Mandarin. $$ FB K TO L D Daily LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 1301 Monument Rd., Ste. 5, 724-5802. F See Orange Park. $ K TO B L D Daily

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

THE CASBAH CAFÉ, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966. F BOJ. Middle Eastern/Mediterranean fare. Patio, hookah lounge. Wi-Fi, bellydancers. $$ BW L D Daily CLAUDE’S CHOCOLATES, 3543 St. Johns Ave., 829-5790. F In Green Man Gourmet, this shop has wines, spices, fresh fruit ice pops and Belgian chocolates. See Ponte Vedra. $$ TO ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE, 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40, 388-4884. F Churrascaria gauchos carve the meat onto your plate from serving tables. $$$ FB D Tue.-Sun. THE FOX RESTAURANT, 3580 St. Johns Ave., 387-2669. F Owners Ian & Mary Chase offer fresh diner fare: burgers, meatloaf, fried green tomatoes, desserts. Breakfast all day. Local landmark for 50+ years. $$ BW K L D Daily HARPOON LOUIE’S, 4070 Herschel St., Ste. 8, 389-5631. F Locally owned and operated for 20-plus years, the American pub serves 1/2-pound burgers, fish sandwiches, pasta. Local beers. $$ FB K TO L D Daily LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 4530 St. Johns Ave., 388-8828. F See Mandarin. $$ FB K TO L D Daily MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS, 3611 St. Johns

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Ave., 388-0200. F Bite Club. BOJ. See Beaches. $ BW K TO L D Daily MOJO NO. 4 URBAN BBQ & WHISKEY BAR, 3572 St. Johns Ave., 381-6670. F BOJ. See Beaches. $$ FB K TO L D Daily PINEGROVE MARKET & DELI, 1511 Pinegrove Ave., 389-8655. F BOJ. For 40+ years serving hearty fare: Cuban sandwiches, burgers, subs, wraps, homemade chicken salad, in a family spot. Onsite butcher shop cuts USDA choice prime aged beef. Craft beers. $ BW TO B L D Mon.-Sat. SIMPLY SARA’S, 2902 Corinthian Ave., Ortega, 387-1000. F Down-home fare, from scratch: eggplant fries, pimento cheese, baked chicken, fruit cobblers, chicken & dumplings, desserts. BYOB. $$ K TO L D Mon.-Sat., B Sat.

BAYMEADOWS

AL’S PIZZA, 8060 Philips Hwy., Ste. 105, 731-4300. F BOJ. See Beaches. $ FB K TO L D Daily BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA, Ste. 3, 10920 Baymeadows Rd. E., 519-8000. F Family-owned-andoperated Italian pizzeria serves calzones, strombolis, wings, brick-oven-baked pizza, subs, desserts. Delivery. $$ BW K TO L D Daily INDIA’S RESTAURANT, 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8, 620-0777. F Authentic Indian cuisine, lunch buffet. Curries, vegetable dishes, lamb, chicken, shrimp, fish tandoori. $$ BW L Mon.-Sat.; D Nightly LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 8206 Philips Hwy., Baymeadows Junction, 732-9433. F See Mandarin. $$ FB K TO L D Daily LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 3928 Baymeadows Rd., 737-7740. 8616 Baymeadows Rd., 739-2498. F See Orange Park. $ K TO B L D Daily PIZZA PALACE RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA, 3928 Baymeadows Rd., 527-8649. F Relaxed, family-owned place serves homestyle cuisine. Local faves include spinach pizza, chicken spinach calzones, ravioli, lasagna, parmigiana. Outside dining; HD TVs. $$ BW K TO L D Daily SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE, 8133 Point Meadows Dr., 519-0509. F BOJ. See Beaches. $ FB K L D Daily ZESTY INDIA, 8358 Point Meadows Dr., 329-3676. Asian methodology melds with European template to create dishes like tandoori lamb chops, rosemary tikka. Vegetarian items cooked separately in vegetable oil. $ BW TO L D Tue.-Sun.

BEACHES

(Locations are in Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.)

AL’S PIZZA, 303 Atlantic Blvd., Beaches Town Ctr., Atlantic Beach, 249-0002. F BOJ. Celebrating more than 20 years, Al’s is a repeat Best Pizza winner in our annual readers’ poll. New York-style and gourmet pizzas. All-day happy hour Mon.-Thur. $ FB K TO L D Daily BREEZY COFFEE SHOP CAFE, 235 Eighth Ave. S., 2412211. F Casual, family-owned shop serves fresh-baked goods, espressos, locally roasted coffees, vegan and glutenfree options. Sandwiches, local beer. $ BW K TO B R L Daily BUDDHA THAI BISTRO, 301 10th Ave. N., 712-4444. The proprietors are from Thailand; every dish is made with fresh ingredients, beautifully presented. $$ FB TO L D Daily CANTINA MAYA SPORTS BAR & GRILLE, 1021 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-3227. F Great margaritas, great Latin food, burgers, sports on TVs. $$ FB K L D Tue.-Sun. CASA MARIA, 2429 S. Third St., 372-9000. F Familyowned-and-operated place offers authentic Mexican fare: fajitas and seafood dishes, hot sauces made in-house. The specialty is tacos de asada. $ FB K L D Daily CRUISERS GRILL, 319 23rd Ave. S., 270-0356. F BOJ. Locally owned and operated for 15+ years, this casual place serves half-pound burgers, fish sandwiches, award-winning cheddar fries and sangria. $ BW K L D Daily DELICOMB, 102 Sixth Ave. N., 372-4192. Beachfront spot’s sandwiches, paninis, wraps, kimchi, breakfast fare, espresso, seriously dank coffees are all made with natural and organic ingredients.$$ B, L & D Tue.-Sun. ENGINE 15 BREWING CO., 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217, 249-2337. F BOJ. Gastropub fare: soups, fl atbreads, sandwiches, including BarBe-Cuban and beer dip. Craft beers and brew groups. $ FB K L Tue.-Sun.; D Nightly FLYING IGUANA TAQUERIA & TEQUILA BAR, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 853-5680. F Fusion of Latin American and Southwestern-influenced fare: tacos, seafood, carnitas, Cubana sandwiches. 100+ tequilas. Outdoor seating. $ FB L D Daily LANDSHARK CAFE, 1728 Third St. N., 246-6024. F Locally owned & operated. Fresh, off-the-boat local seafood, fish tacos, houseground burgers, wings, handcut fries, tater tots; daily specials. $$ FB K L D Daily; R Sun. LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1222 Third St. S., 372-4495. F See Mandarin. $$ FB TO L D Daily LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 657 N. Third St., 247-9620. F See Orange Park. $ K TO B L D Daily LILLIE’S COFFEE BAR, 200 First St., Beaches Town Ctr., Neptune Beach, 249-2922. F Locally roasted coffee, eggs, bagels, flatbreads, sandwiches, desserts. Dine indoors or out, patio and courtyard. $$ BW TO B L D Daily MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS, 1018 Third St. N., Ste. 2, 241-5600. F Bite Club. BOJ. Hoagies, gourmet pizzas: Mighty Meaty, vegetarian, Kosmic Karma. 35 tap beers. Nonstop happy hour. $ BW K TO L D Daily METRO DINER, 1534 Third St. N., 853-6817. F BOJ. See San Marco. $$ R B L Daily MEZZA RESTAURANT & BAR, 110 First St., Beaches Town

Katie Dunton and Melina Hurley, friendly servers at Julington Creek Fish Camp on San Jose Boulevard in Mandarin, enjoy a glass of wine with whole fried vermilion red snapper, Mayport shrimp & grits, smoked fi sh spread and oysters on the half shell. Photo: Dennis Ho Ctr., Neptune Beach, 249-5573. F Near-the-ocean eatery, 20+ years. Casual bistro fare: gourmet wood-fired pizzas, nightly specials. Dine inside or on the patio. Valet parking. $$$ FB K D Mon.-Sat. MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR, 1500 Beach Blvd., 247-6636. F BOJ. Funky Southern blues kitchen. Pulled pork, Carolina-style barbecue, Delta fried catfish, all the sides. $$ FB K TO L D Daily M SHACK, 299 Atlantic Blvd., Beaches Town Ctr., Atlantic Beach, 241-2599. F BOJ. David and Matthew Medure flippin’ burgers, hot dogs, fries, shakes, familiar fare, moderate prices. Dine inside or outside. $$ BW L D Daily POE’S TAVERN, 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7637. F American gastropub named for the poet. 50+ beers, gourmet burgers, handcut fries, fish tacos, Edgar’s Drunken Chili, daily fish sandwich special. $$ FB K L D Daily RAGTIME TAVERN & SEAFOOD GRILL, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Beaches Town Ctr., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877. F For 30 years, popular seafood place has scored many awards in our BOJ readers poll. Blackened snapper, sesame tuna, Ragtime shrimp. Daily happy hour. $$ FB L D Daily SLIDERS SEAFOOD GRILLE & OYSTER BAR, 218 First St., Beaches Town Ctr., Neptune Beach, 246-0881. Beachcasual atmosphere. Customer faves: fish tacos, gumbo. Key lime pie, homemade ice cream sandwiches. $$ FB K L Sat. & Sun.; D Nightly SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE, 111 Beach Blvd., 482-1000. F BOJ. Full-service bar (with more than 20 beers on tap), TV screens covering entire walls and cheerleader s serving the food. Happy hour Mon.-Fri. $ FB K L D Daily

DOWNTOWN

AKEL’S DELICATESSEN, 21 W. Church St., 665-7324. F New York-style deli offers freshly made fare: subs (3 Wise Guys, Champ), burgers, gyros, breakfast bowls, ranchero wrap, vegetarian dishes. $ K TO B L Mon.-Fri. AMERICAN GRILL, Jacksonville Landing, 353-7522. Fullservice restaurant serves traditional fare: pot pies, steaks, burgers, pizza, pot roast, vegetarian dishes. $$ BW L D Daily BENNY’S STEAK & SEAFOOD, Jax Landing, Ste. 175, 301-1014. This steak-and-seafood house serves Continental cuisine with such signature dishes as the Filet Chris tian. $$$ FB K L D Daily CAFÉ NOLA at MOCAJax, 333 N. Laura St., 366-6911. F Shrimp & grits, gourmet sandwiches, fresh fish tacos, homemade desserts. $$ FB L Mon.-Fri.; D Thur. & ArtWalk CASA DORA, 108 E. Forsyth St., 356-8282. F Chef Sam Hamidi has been serving genuine Italian fare for 36+ years: veal, seafood, gourmet pizza. The homemade salad dressing is a specialty. $$ BW K L Mon.-Fri.; D Mon.-Sat. CASA MARIA, 12961 N. Main St., Ste. 104, 757-6411. F See Beaches. $ FB K L D Daily CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, Jax Landing, 354-7747. F Chicago-style deep-dish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from Chicago’s Comastro family. $$ FB K TO L D Daily CHOMP CHOMP, 106 E. Adams St., 762-4667. F Eats at moderate prices – most less than $10. Chef-inspired street food: panko-crusted chicken, burgers, chinois tacos, bahn mi and barbecue. $ L Tue.-Sat.; D Fri. & Sat. CINCO DE MAYO, Jax Landing, 329-2892. Authentic yet mild dishes: fajitas, tacos, burritos, enchiladas. Dine indoo rs or outside. $$ FB L D Daily FIONN MacCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT, Jax Landing, Ste. 176, 374-1547. BOJ. This pub offers casual dining with an uptown Irish atmosphere, serving fish and chips, Guinness lamb stew and black-and-tan brownies. $$ FB K L D Daily HOOTERS, Jax Landing, Ste. 103, 356-5400. The chain, popular for its waitresses, features wings, steamed shrimp, oysters, burgers, seafood, sandwiches. $$ FB TO L D Daily KOJA SUSHI, Ste. 222, Jax Landing, 350-9911. F BOJ.

Owners John and Tony, in the sushi game for 10+ years, offer sushi, sashimi, and Japanese, Asian, Korean cuisine. Hardto-find items like baby octopus salad, too. Dine inside or out. $$ FB L Mon.-Fri.; D Nightly VILLAGE BREAD CAFE, Ste. 175, Jax Landing, 683-7244. Locally owned; bagels, omelets, sandwiches on homestyle bread, salads, pizzas, pastries. $ TO B L Mon.-Sat. VITO’S ITALIAN CAFE, Jax Landing, Ste. 174, 355-3002. Traditional Italian, Mediterranean fare: pasta, steak, seafood. Homemade tiramisu, cannoli. Daily happy hour. $ FB L D Daily ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283. American favorites and Mediterranean fare in a casual atmosphere; panini, vegetarian dishes. Daily lunch buffet. Espressos, hookahs. Happy hour Mon.-Fri. $ FB L Mon.-Fri.

FLEMING ISLAND

GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET, 1915 East-West Pkwy., 541-0009. F BOJ. See Riverside. $ BW TO Daily LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100, 215-2223. F See Mandarin. $$ FB TO L D Daily MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999. F Bite Club certified. BOJ. See Beaches. $ BW K TO L D Daily MOJO SMOKEHOUSE, 1810 Town Center Blvd., Ste. 8, 264-0636. F BOJ. See Beaches. $$ FB K TO L D Daily TAPS BAR & GRILL, 1605 C.R. 220, 278-9421. F 50+ premium tap domestic, imported beers. Starters, burgers, sandwiches, entrées, made to order with fresh ingredients. Lots of TVs for watching sports. $$ FB K L D Daily WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198. F Real fish camp serves gator tail, freshwater river catfish, daily specials, traditional meals, on Swimming Pen Creek. Outdoor Tiki bar. Come by boat, motorcycle or car. $ FB K TO L Tue.Sun.; D Nightly

INTRACOASTAL WEST

4 BONES BARBECUE, 14286 Beach Blvd., Ste. 20, 419-9855. Classic Southern barbecue: Pulled pork, brisket, chicken, turkey, ribs, chorizo served market-style by the pound. Mac ’n’ cheese, baked beans, cole slaw, green beans. Specialty sandwiches, banana pudding. $ K TO L D Tue.-Sat. AL’S PIZZA, 14286 Beach Blvd., Ste. 31, 223-0991. F BOJ. See Beaches. $ FB K TO L D Daily DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 14286 Beach Blvd., 223-0115. F BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 14333 Beach Blvd., Ste. 39, 992-1666. F Tamales, fajitas and pork tacos are customer favorites. Some La Nops have a full bar. $$ FB K TO L D Daily LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 10750 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 14, 642-6980. F See Orange Park. $ K TO B L D Daily THE TENT HOOKAH LOUNGE, 12041 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4, 551-2962. Authentic fare, hookahs and flavored tobacco, specials and live belly dancing and fl oor seating, in keeping with that authenticity thing. Open late. $ BW L D Daily TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL, 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5, 223-6999. F Locally-owned-and-operated grill serves hand-tossed pizzas, wings, wraps in a clean, sporty atmosphere. Daily drink specials, HD TVs, pool tables, darts, trivia. Late-night menu. $$ FB L Tue.-Sun.; D Nightly

JULINGTON CREEK

DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 101, St. Johns, 825-4540. BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily METRO DINER, 12807 San Jose Blvd., 638-6185. F BOJ. See San Marco. $$ R B L Daily TAPS BAR & GRILL, 2220 C.R. 210 W., Ste. 314, St. Johns, 819-1554. F See Fleming Island. $$ FB K L D Daily

MANDARIN

AL’S PIZZA, 11190 San Jose Blvd., 260-4115. F BOJ. See

DINING DIRECTORY GRILL ME!

A WEEKLY Q&A WITH PEOPLE IN THE FOOD BIZ

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER

MOXIE KITCHEN + COCKTAILS, 4972 Big Island Dr., 998-9744. Chef Tom Gray’s place features innovative contemporary American cuisine – seafood, steaks, pork, burgers, salads, sides and desserts – using locally sourced ingredients when possible. $$$ FB K L Mon.-Fri.; D Nightly MSHACK, 10281 Midtown Pkwy., 642-5000. F BOJ. See Beaches. $$ BW L D Daily OVINTE, 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr., 900-7730. BOJ. Tapas, small plates of Spanish and Italian flavors: ceviche fresco, pappardelle bolognese. 240-bottle wine list, 75 by the glass, craft spirits. Outdoor dining. $$ FB R, Sun.; D Nightly

NAME: Jeff Osborne RESTAURANT: Whole Foods Market’s Prepared Foods, 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22, Mandarin BIRTHPLACE: Cape Cod

YEARS IN THE BIZ: 10

FAVORITE RESTAURANT (other than mine): The Floridian in St. Augustine FAVORITE CUISINE STYLE: Italian, Mediterranean, New England-style clam bake GO-TO INGREDIENTS: Fresh-caught fish

SAN JOSE, LAKEWOOD

IDEAL MEAL: Step 5-rated ribeye, organic mashed potatoes and a cold-water lobster tail WILL NOT CROSS MY LIPS: Mushrooms INSIDER’S SECRET: You can sample anything in my department – just as a team member. CULINARY TREAT: Anything with bleu cheese. Beaches. $ FB K TO L D Daily ATHENS CAFÉ, 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7, 733-1199. F From the dolmades (stuffed grape leaves) to the baby shoes (stuffed eggplant), Athens has all the favorites. Greek beers. $$ BW L Mon.-Fri.; D Mon.-Sat. DICK’S WINGS, 10391 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 1, 880-7087. F BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily HARMONIOUS MONKS, 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 30, 880-3040. F American-style steakhouse features Angus steaks, gourmet burgers, ribs, wraps. $$ FB K L D Mon.-Sat. KAZU JAPANESE RESTAURANT, 9965 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 35, 683-9903. The new place has a wide variety of soups, dumplings, appetizers, salads, bento boxes, sushi, entrées, maki handrolls, sashimi. $$ FB TO L D Daily LA NOPALERA, 11700 San Jose Blvd., 288-0175. F Tamales, fajitas and pork tacos are customer favorites. Some locations offer a full bar. $$ FB K TO L D Daily LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 11365 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 3, 674-2945. F See Orange Park. $ K TO B L D Daily THE RED ELEPHANT PIZZA & GRILL, 10131 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 12, 683-3773. F This casual, family-friendly eatery serves pizzas, sandwiches, grill specials, burgers and pasta dishes. Gluten-free friendly. $ FB K L D Daily RENNA’S PIZZA, 11111 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 12, 292-2300. F Casual New York-style pizzeria serves calzones, antipasto, parmigiana, homemade breads. $$ BW K TO L D Daily

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

ARON’S PIZZA, 650 Park Ave., 269-1007. F Family-owned restaurant has eggplant dishes, manicotti, New York-style pizzas. $$ BW K TO L D Daily DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 1540 Wells Rd., 269-2122. BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Road, 272-5959. Southern-style dining. Specialties: New Orleans shrimp, certified Black Angus prime rib, she-crab soup, desserts. $$$ FB D Tue.-Sat. KRISTIN’S ON THE RIVER, 2511 Blanding Blvd., 389-9455. This newly re-opened spot serves seafood and American favorites. $$ FB K TO L D Daily LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 9734 Crosshill Blvd., 908-4250. 2024 Kingsley Ave., 276-2776. F See Mandarin. $$ FB TO L D Daily LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 1330 Blanding Blvd., 276-7370. 1545 C.R. 220, 278-2827. 700 Blanding Blvd., Ste. 15, 272-3553. 1401 S. Orange Ave., Green Cove Springs, 2847789. F All over the area, they pile ’em high and serve ’em fast. Hot/cold subs, soups, salads. $ K TO B L D Daily THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611. F Wings, sandwiches, burgers, quesadillas; 35+ years. Pool tables, darts, foosball, TVs. 75+ imported beers. $ FB L D Daily

PONTE VEDRA, NW ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA, 635 A1A N., 543-1494. F BOJ. See Beaches. $ FB K TO L D Daily CLAUDE’S CHOCOLATES, 145 Hilden Rd., Ste. 122, 829-5790. Hand-crafted in the onsite factory, with premium Belgian chocolate, fruits, nuts and spices. Cookies and popsicles. Claude’s will ship your order. $$ TO LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 830 A1A N., Ste. 6, 273-3993. F See Orange Park. $ K TO B L D Daily RESTAURANT MEDURE, 818 A1A N., 543-3797. Chef David Medure works with a range of global flavors. The lounge offers small plates, creative drinks and entertainment, including happy hour twice daily. $$$ FB D Mon.-Sat.

RIVERSIDE, 5 POINTS, WESTSIDE

AL’S PIZZA, 1620 Margaret St., Ste. 201, 388-8384. F BOJ. See Beaches. $ FB K TO L D Daily BLACK SHEEP RESTAURANT, 1534 Oak St., 355-3793. BOJ. New American favorites with a Southern twist, made with locally sourced ingredients. Awesome rooftop bar. $$$ FB R Sat. & Sun.; L D Daily BOLD BEAN COFFEE ROASTERS, 869 Stockton St., Stes. 1-2, 855-1181. F BOJ. Small-batch, artisanal coffee roasting. Organic, fair trade. $ BW TO B L Daily

CORNER TACO, 818 Post St., 240-0412. Made-from-scratch “semi-swanky street food,” tacos, nachos, gluten-free and vegetarian options. $ BW L D Tue.-Sun. DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 5972 San Juan Ave., Westside, 693-9258. BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET, 2007 Park St., 384-4474. F BOJ. Juice bar has certified organic fruit, vegetables. Artisanal cheese, 300+ craft/import beer, organic wines, produce, meats, wraps, raw, vegan. $ BW TO B L D Daily HAWKERS, 1001 Park St., 508-0342. The spot is based on Asian street vendors. A collection of hawker recipes is served under one roof. $ BW TO L D Daily LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 1509 Margaret St., 674-2794. 7895 Normandy Blvd., 781-7600. 5733 Roosevelt Blvd., Westside, 446-9500. 8102 Blanding Blvd., Westside, 779-1933. F See Orange Park. $ K TO B L D Daily METRO DINER, 4495 Roosevelt Blvd., Ortega, 999-4600. F BOJ. See San Marco. $$ R B L Daily MOON RIVER PIZZA, 1176 Edgewood Ave. S., 389-4442. F BOJ. See Amelia Island. $ BW TO L D Mon.-Sat. THE MOSSFIRE GRILL, 1537 Margaret St., 355-4434. F Southwestern dishes like fresh fish tacos and chicken enchiladas are popular. Happy hour runs Mon.-Sat. in the upstairs lounge, and all day Sun. $$ FB K L D Daily O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB, 1521 Margaret St., 854-9300. F Traditional Irish fare like shepherd’s pie with Stilton crust, Guinness mac-n-cheese and fish-n-chips. Outdoor patio dining is available. $$ FB K TO L D Daily SUN-RAY CINEMA, 1028 Park St., 359-0049. F Beer (Bold City, Intuition Ale Works), wine, pizza, hot dogs, hummus, sandwiches, popcorn, nachos, brownies. $$ BW Daily

ST. AUGUSTINE

AL’S PIZZA, 1 St. George St., 824-4383. F BOJ. See Beaches. $ FB K TO L D Daily AVILES RESTAURANT & LOUNGE, 32 Avenida Menendez, 829-2277. F Hilton Bayfront. Progressive European-flavored menu; made-to-order pasta night, wine dinners, chophouse nights, breakfast buffet. Sun. champagne brunch bottomless mimosas. $$$ FB K B L D Daily CANDLELIGHT SOUTH, 1 Anastasia Blvd., 819-0588. F Brand-new on the island, the casual restaurant originally in Scarsdale, N.Y., offers fish tacos, sandwiches, wings, desserts and sangria. Daily specials. $ BW K TO L D Daily CARMELO’S MARKETPLACE & PIZZERIA, 146 King St., 494-6658. F New York-style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh sub rolls, Boar’s Head meats, cheeses, garlic herb wings. Outdoor seating, Wi-Fi. $$ BW TO L D Daily CLAUDE’S CHOCOLATES, 6 Granada St., 829-5790. In The Market. Wine and chocolate pairings, soft-serve ice cream, a coffee bar, fresh fruit ice pops, cookies. $$ TO CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993. F BOJ. See Beaches. $ BW K L D Daily DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 4010 U.S. 1 S., 547-2669. BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily THE FLORIDIAN, 39 Cordova St., 829-0655. Updated Southern fare: fresh, local ingredients from area farms. Vegetarian, gluten-free, too. Fried green tomato bruschetta, grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. $$$ BW K TO L D Wed.-Mon. GYPSY CAB COMPANY, 828 Anastasia Blvd., Anastasia Island, 824-8244. F A mainstay for a quarter-century, Gypsy’s menu changes twice daily. Signature dish is Gypsy chicken. Seafood, tofu, duck, veal. $$ FB R Sun.; L D Daily HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765. F Cajun, Creole, Southern flavors: fresh seafood, steaks, pork, jambalaya, shrimp. $$ FB K TO L D Daily LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 155 Hampton Point Dr., 230-7879. F See Mandarin. $$ FB K TO L D Daily MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS, 410 Anastasia Blvd., 826-4040. F Bite Club. BOJ. See Beaches. $ BW K TO L D Daily MOJO OLD CITY BBQ, 5 Cordova St., 342-5264. F BOJ. See Beaches. $$ FB K TO L D Daily PACIFIC ASIAN BISTRO, 159 Palencia Village Dr., Ste. 111, 808-1818. F BOJ. Chef Mas Lui creates 30+ unique sushi rolls; fresh sea scallops, Hawaiian-style poke tuna salad. $$-$$$ BW L D Daily TEMPO, 16 Cathedral Place, 547-0240. Fusion spot offers healthy American fare with a Latin flair. $$ BW L D Tue.-Sun.

CRUISERS GRILL, 5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1, 737-2874. BOJ. See Beaches. $ BW K L D Daily DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 1610 University Blvd. W., 448-2110. BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily FUSION SUSHI, 1550 University Blvd. W., 636-8688. F Upscale sushi spot serves fresh sushi, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, kiatsu. $$ K L D Daily MOJO BAR-B-QUE, 1607 University Blvd. W., 732-7200. F BOJ. See Beaches. $$ FB K TO B L D Daily

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK, ST. NICHOLAS

BASIL THAI & SUSHI, 1004 Hendricks Ave., 674-0190. F Pad Thai, curries, sushi, served in a relaxing environment. Dine indoors or on the patio. $$ FB L D Mon.-Sat. THE GROTTO WINE & TAPAS BAR, 2012 San Marco Blvd., 398-0726. F Varied tapas menu of artisanal cheese plates, empanadas, bruschettas, homestyle cheesecake. 60+ wines by the glass. $$$ BW Tue.-Sun. LA NOPALERA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1631 Hendricks Ave., 399-1768. F See Mandarin. $$ FB K TO L D Daily MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922. Chef Matthew Medure’s flagship restaurant. Fine dining, Europeanstyle atmosphere. Artfully presented cuisine, small plates, extensive martini/wine lists. Reservations. $$$$ FB D Mon.Sat. METRO DINER, 3302 Hendricks Ave., 398-3701. F BOJ. Original upscale diner in a historic 1930s-era building. Meatloaf, chicken pot pie, homemade soups. $$ B R L Daily PIZZA PALACE 1959 San Marco Blvd., 399-8815. F See Baymeadows. $$ BW TO L D Daily

SOUTHSIDE

360° GRILLE, LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555. F Seafood, steaks, burgers, chicken, sandwiches, pizza. Dine inside, on patio. Games, movie theater. $$ FB TO L D Daily ALHAMBRA THEATRE & DINING, 12000 Beach Blvd., 641-1212. Longest-running dinner theater. Executive Chef DeJuan Roy’s menus coordinated with stage productions. Reservations suggested. $$ FB D Tue.-Sun. CASA MARIA, 14965 Old St. Augustine Rd., 619-8186. F See Beaches. $ FB K L D Daily DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 10750 Atlantic Blvd., 619-0954. BOJ. See Northside. $ FB K TO L D Daily THE DIM SUM ROOM, 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138D, 363-9888. Dim sum favorites: shrimp dumplings, beef tripe, sesame ball; plus traditional Hong Kong noodles and barbecue. $ FB K L D Daily. LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 3611 St. Johns Bluff S., 641-6499. 4479 Deerwood Lake Pkwy., 425-4060. F See Orange Park. BOJ. $ K TO B L D Daily MANGIA! ITALIAN BISTRO & BAR, 3210 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., 551-3061. F Chef/owner Tonino DiBella offers fine dining – fresh seafood, veal, steaks, New York-style pizza, desserts. Happy hour Mon.-Sat. Patio. $$$ FB K TO L D Mon.-Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS, 9734 Deer Lake Ct., Ste. 1, 997-1955. F See Beaches. Bite Club. BOJ. $ BW K TO L D Daily SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Pkwy. N., 997-1999. F Local seafood, steaks, pizzas. Brewer Aaron Nesbit handcrafts award-winning freshly brewed ales and lagers. Inside, outdoors. $$ FB K TO L D Daily TAVERNA YAMAS, 9753 Deer Lake Court, 854-0426. F Bite Club. BOJ. Char-broiled kabobs, seafood, wines, desserts. Belly dancing. $$ FB K L D Daily WATAMI BUFFET, 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138D, 363-9888. All-you can-eat sushi, plus choice of two items from teppanyaki grill. $ FB K L D Daily. WORLD OF BEER, 9700 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 551-5929. F Apps and bar food: German pretzels, hummus, pickle chips, flatbreads. Craft drafts from Germany, Cali, Florida (Bold City brews), Ireland, Belgium. $$ BW L D Daily

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 12400 Yellow Bluff Rd., Ste. 101, 619-9828. F BOJ. NASCAR-themed spot has 365 kinds of wings, half-pound burgers, ribs. $ FB K TO L D Daily HOLA MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1001 N. Main St., 356-3100. F Fresh Mexican fare: fajitas, burritos, enchiladas, daily specials. Happy hour daily; sangria. $ BW K TO L D Mon.-Sat. LARRY’S GIANT SUBS, 12001 Lem Turner, 764-9999. See Orange Park. $ K TO B L D Daily SAVANNAH BISTRO, 14670 Duval Rd., 741-4404. F Low Country Southern fare, taste of Mediterranean and French. Crowne Plaza Airport. Crab cakes, New York strip, she crab soup, mahi mahi. Rainforest Lounge. $$$ FB K B L D Daily.

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COMMUNITY LOAVES — MURRAY HILL

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SLOW RISE Community Loaves has mastered the slow art of sourdough

ehind an unassuming little Murray Hill storefront emblazoned with “Bread” and “Community Loaves” are two passionate 20-somethings crafting upward of 500 loaves of organic, hearth-baked bread each week. In 2011, Sarah Bogdanovitch founded Community Loaves as a bread-delivery-viabicycle service. Two years ago, she connected with fellow bread enthusiast Meredith CoreyDisch. Just two months ago, the duo opened the Community Loaves storefront. How is the bread they bake different? First, it’s organic. Second, it’s sourdough, created using a process unlike that used for most other breads. No commercial yeast is used; instead, it’s produced through a long fermentation of dough (hence the slightly sour taste, and the name). Sourdough stays fresher longer, retains more nutrients and has a lower glycemic index. Each day, six or so varieties are available at Community Loaves — whole wheat, country white, baguettes, rosemary and garlic, among others. In addition to the no-frills loaves (ranging from $5-$6), there are assorted muffins, pastries and cookies, as well as various teas and Sweetwater (out of Gainesville) French press and pour-over coffee. I sipped the nettle peppermint rose hip-fermented iced tea ($2.50), which was summery and refreshing. The banana bread almond muffin ($3.20) was a winner, too. On my most recent visit, I noticed a sign for salted dark chocolate rye cookies ($1.75), but I was too late — they’d sold out already. Once a month, Community Loaves hosts a pizza night in the garden behind the storefront. It’s BYOB, and there’s live music. The best part, of course, is the hearth-baked sourdough pizza crust, topped with Wainwright Dairy cheese and whatever fresh vegetables arrive from local KYV Farm and Down to Earth Farm. Outside the Murray Hill location (which offers casual seating for about 10), Community Loaves’ breads can be found all over town. Ever notice the delicious bread served at Black Sheep in 5 Points? That’s Community Loaves. Their breads are also available at both Native Sun locations,

Grassroots Natural Market, Sweet Theory Baking Company, Riverside Arts Market, Mid-Week Market in Atlantic Beach and the monthly Jaxsons Night Market Downtown. Caron Streibich biteclub@folioweekly.com facebook.com/folioweeklybitesized

NIBBLES

Thomas Tolxdorf, 49, died June 7 in a single-car crash. He was executive chef at Ritz-Carlton Amelia Island’s high-end restaurant, Salt. • New 5 Points craft beer and espresso bar Brew celebrated a private grand opening June 12 and 13. The spot opens to the public in late June. •

ASTROLOGY

NEWS OF THE WEIRD MORE HAMSTER BUTTS!

Noting Japan’s latest social trend, two paperback photo books — both with portraits of hamsters’ rear ends — have experienced surprising and still-growing printing runs. Japanese society has long seemed easily captured by anything kawaii (or “cute”), according to a May Wall Street Journal item, and a rep of one book’s publisher called his volume “delightfully cute.” “I can’t stop smiling,” he said, “when I see these butts.” The books are Hamuketsu (hamster buttocks) and Hamuketsu – So Cute You Could Faint. The Original Hamuketsu debuts this month.

SHOULDA BOUGHT A CITYBEAM

Another driver died after being unable to dodge his own vehicle. A 58-year-old man was hit by his SUV in New York City in June after he double-parked and was opening the door on the passenger side and realized that the vehicle was still in reverse gear. He tried to jam one foot onto the brake but hit the gas instead, causing the car to jump backward, ejecting him, and pinning him between the SUV and a van parked alongside. The man suffered a heart attack and died as his vehicle broke free and drifted across a busy Manhattan intersection.

THE BIG SLEEP

Dead or just in “deep meditation”? Renowned Hindu guru Shri Ashutosh Maharaj, in his 70s, passed away in January (so concluded police in Jalandhar, India), but His Holiness’ disciples have refused to release the body, keeping it in a commercial freezer, contending he’s merely drifted into the deeper form of the meditation for which he is well-known — and will return to life when he’s ready. The guru’s religious order, not coincidentally, is a real estate powerhouse in the Punjab region and on nearly every continent, and the guru’s family is certain the “meditation” is a ruse to allow the Ashram’s continued control of the financial empire.

PLEASE, MR. POSTMAN – DON’T SHOOT!

After the U.S. Postal Service finalizes its purchase of “small-arms ammunition,” it will be the most recent federal agency to make a large purchase

of bullets for its armed agents (more numerous than the public realizes). In the last year or so, reports have emerged that the Social Security Administration ordered 174,000 hollow-point bullets, the Department of Agriculture 320,000 rounds, Homeland Security 450 million rounds, the FBI 100 million hollow-points, and even the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration called for 46,000 rounds. In May, the Department of Agriculture added an order of submachine guns and body armor.

DON’T KILL THE MESSENGER…NO, REALLY Robert Kiefer, 25, was arrested in Akron, Ohio, in February after losing his composure over an expected check that hadn’t arrived in the mail. Rather than complain to the check issuer, Kiefer did as others have done in NOTW’s experience — he attacked the letter carrier. Kiefer peppersprayed the postman (with his own canister that he carries for protection), and in the ensuing struggle, bit the carrier on the leg.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

Police in Lincoln, Nebraska, tracking down a call about a missing 3-year-old boy downtown, located him in the type of place where other toddlers have turned up after briefly escaping the sight of their parents: inside a toy vending machine. The boy had crawled up through the toy-release slot of the Bear Claw bin and was safely, happily playing among the colorful stuffed animals at Madsen’s Bowling & Billiards.

POLICE YOURSELF, COPPER

In the second such incident noted here in four months, an overenthusiastic police officer handcuffed and detained a firefighter working a 911 call, ostensibly because the firefighter refused to stop and move his fire truck to the officer’s satisfaction. Like the earlier California incident, Louisiana’s state law makes it illegal for anyone to interfere with a firefighter on an emergency call, and the officer from the New Roads Police Department, in principle, faces a stiff fine and possible jail sentence. Chuck Shepherd weirdnews@earthlink.net

UNSEEN ART, HAMSTER BUTTS & KURT VONNEGUT ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you were alive 150 years ago and needed to get a tooth extracted, you might have called on a barber, blacksmith or wigmaker to do the job. (Dentistry wasn’t a formal occupation until the late 19th century.) Now you wouldn’t dream of seeking anyone but a specialist to attend to your oral health. Are you less particular about other matters concerning your welfare? Have you sought financial advice from your massage therapist? Spiritual counsel from your car repair person? Nutritional guidance from a fast-food addict? Avoid such behavior. Ask for specific help from those who can actually give it. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “My music is best understood by children and animals,” said composer Igor Stravinsky. A similar statement may be made about you in the weeks ahead: You are best understood by children and animals – and all others who have a capacity for dynamic innocence and a buoyant curiosity rooted in emotional intelligence. Surround yourself with those folks. Avoid sophisticates who overthink everything and know-it-all cynics whose default mode is criticism. Control what infl uences you absorb. Be in the presence of those who activate vitality and enthusiasm. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Nikhedonia” is an obscure English word referring to the pleasure that comes from anticipating success or good fortune. There’s nothing wrong with indulging in this emotion as long as it doesn’t interfere with actually doing the work that leads to success or good fortune. Problem is, nikhedonia makes some folks lazy. Having experienced the thrill of imagining victory, it’s hard to buckle down and slog through gritty details needed to manifest victory. Don’t be like that. Enjoy your nikhedonia, then finish the task that brings a second, even stronger wave of gratification. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts has a collection of Japanese art that’s never on display. It has 6,600 woodblock prints created by artists of the ukiyo-e school, also known as “pictures of the floating world,” some more than 300 years old. They’re tucked in drawers, hidden from the light, to keep their vibrant colors from fading. They’re well-preserved but rarely seen. Anything about you like that? Do you keep parts of you secret, protecting them from what might happen if you show them to the world? It’s time to change that. (Thanks to Molly Oldfield’s The Secret Museum for the info here.) LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In the next two weeks, don’t fall prey to the craze sweeping Japan. More than 40,000 people have bought books with photos of hamuketsu, or hamster bottoms. Even if you avoid that madness, I’m afraid you may get caught up in trifles and distractions equally irrelevant to your long-term dreams. To counteract any tendency to neglect what’s truly important, vow to focus intensely on what’s truly important. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Writing at FastCompany.com, Himanshu Saxena suggests businesses create a new position: Chief Paradox Officer, or CPXO. This person would be responsible for making good use of conflicts and contradictions that normally arise, treating them as opportunities for growth rather than distractions. From my astrological perspective, you’re prime candidates to serve in this capacity. You have special powers to do this type of work for months.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In accordance with astrological omens, you’re hereby granted a brief, one-time-only license to commit the Seven Deadly Sins. As long as you don’t go to extremes, feel free to express healthy amounts of pride, greed, laziness, gluttony, anger, envy and lust. For now, there is relatively little hell to pay. One caveat: Don’t invest a lot of energy in anger and envy. Technically, they’re permitted, but they aren’t much fun. On the other hand, greed, gluttony and lust may be quite pleasurable, especially if you don’t take yourself too seriously. Pride and laziness may be OK in moderate, artful amounts. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio novelist Kurt Vonnegut rebelled against literary traditions. His stories were often hybrids of sci-fi and autobiography. Free-form philosophizing blended with satirical moral commentary. He could be cynical yet playful, and he told lots of jokes. “I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over,” he testified. “Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center.” He’s your role model for the next four weeks. Your challenge? Wander as far as you can into the frontier without getting lost. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Make a name for the dark parts of you,” writes Lisa Marie Basile in her poem Paz. The imminent future is an excellent time to acknowledge your nature’s shadowy aspects. It will be a perfect moment to converse with them, get to know them and identify their redeeming features. Just because they’re dark doesn’t mean they’re bad or shameful. If you approach with love and tenderness, they may reveal secret genius. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Pet mice kept in cages need to move more than the enclosed space allows, so their owners install exercise wheels. If the rodents want to exert their natural instinct to run around, they do it on this device. Here’s a curious twist: a team of Dutch researchers has discovered wild mice also enjoy using exercise wheels. They have plenty of room to roam, but when they find the wheels in the wild, they hop on and go for long spins. Avoid behavior like that. Soon you will ramble through more spacious places. When you do, don’t act like you do when freedom is limited. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s transition time. We’ll soon see how skilled you are at following through. The innovations you launched recently need to be fleshed out. The creativity you unleashed must get full backing of practical action. You’ll be asked to make good on promises you made or implied. Don’t get your feelings hurt if some pruning and editing are needed. Relish the opportunity to translate fuzzy ideals into tidy structures. Practicing the art of ingenious limitation makes everything better. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It’s always an important practice to shield yourself against our diverse and active culture’s superficial and sexist ideas about sex; many of these ideas originate from influences coming in from around the globe. It’s always important to cultivate your own soulful understandings about sex. And right now, it’s even more crucial than usual for you to maintain your own thoughts on the issue. You’re headed into a phase when you’ll have potential to clarify and deepen your relationship with eros. Learn to harness your libido to serve spiritual aspirations and greater intimacy. Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com JUNE 18-24, 2014 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | 29

ATTENTION, HOPEFUL ISU WRITERS: The word limit for ISU notices is now 40 words ONLY. NO ISU submissions with more than 40 words will be accepted. Please keep messages short & sweet. Count before you submit! Thanks! FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION You: Cool Ameri-Asian hipster tooling around Riverside in sweet souped-up ride. Me: Athletic brunette often seen jogging; liking what I see. Put your soy in my sauce already? Let’s get fast and furious! When: June 4. Where: Post and King streets. #1373-0618 SECOND SIGHT CONNECTION @ ARTWALK Me: long dress, faerie necklace, blonde and pink. You: Taller than me, dark hair? A shining person. We talked about my necklace. You see what I see. I feel less alone now. Meet me in the park? When: June 4. Where: Art Walk Downtown. #1372-0611 GORGEOUS GROCERY SHOPPER Standout even in Publix. Blue jeans, black top, red hair. Carrying yourself like a princess. Infatuated still, but probably nothing compared to the possibility of meeting you. Looked forward to passing you in the aisles. When: Sat., May 31. Where: Publix Lakewood. #1371-0604 STUNNING CHICK Me: Handsome Latino buying DVDs, gray South Pole shirt, black shorts, speechless when ISU. You: Sexy chick, long black-and-white dress, getting iPhone or something upgrade, at counter. Can we meet, chat? Hope to hear from you soon. When: 2 p.m. May 31. Where: San Jose Radio Shack. #1370-0604 SURFER NURSE WORKS 3 DAYS/WEEK ISU two mornings; pier dawn patrol. Wanted you to know how much I enjoyed your company. Hope I see you before I leave for Michigan. Like to ask you to coffee, breakfast. Perhaps surf safari to Poles? Enjoy the ride! When: May 25. Where: Jax Beach Pier. #1369-0604 TRULIA WHAT A HUNK! You: Shirtless, by your truck in front of your house, on Trulia. com. Me: Heart m watching from across the street. WOW! Wish u would buy me a hamburger and a tea! When: May 15. Where: Arlington. #1368-0604 HE TALKED FIRST Wanted to speak with you when ISU in weird chef pants, pizza night. Your best friend talked first. Two years later, one broken engagement; still wonder. Really embarrassed myself with email, didn’t I? Here I go again. When: 2012. Where: Breakthroughs San Jose. #1367-0604 HATED CIDERS, LIKED YOUR SMILE You: Serving SweetWaters. Me: Green-eyed brunette drinking them. Met three times; I blushed in Fans & Stoves. ISU again same day, said hello. You said you were creeping. We exchanged names; didn’t ask numbers. When: May 17. Where: Eco-Fest. #1366-0528 ROGUE MEN MUSCLE HOTTIE Young Adonis-like dude in corner of Aardwolf with friends. Tight T-shirt, dark eyes, biceps. U guys were rockin’ but I caught you lookin’. Me: Tall guy, Jags cap. Hit me up or meet at next Rogue Men. When: May 16. Where: Aardwolf/Rogue Men. #1365-0521

MAKE A NIGHT OF IT! Indulge in artful cuisine and happy hour specials at The Café at The Cummer’s

Tapas Tuesdays

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STATUESQUE BEAUTY WAITING IN MIND In pharmacy line. You: Tall, gorgeous dress, flats. I asked if you wore heels. Beautiful laugh. Me: Not as tall, scruffy off work; clean up well. You left, said you’d be back. Date slightly shorter? I’m your RX. When: May 14. Where: CVS Blanding Blvd. #1364-0521 HOT-N-READY BABY You: Tall, bald, sexy; in white Mercedes. Enthralled when I saw your 10 pizzas. Love a man who eats. I’ll be waiting in a leopard shirt every Wed. 8 p.m. Forget pizzas; get Hot-N-Ready with me. When: May 14. Where: Little Caesars Pizza, Southside. #1363-0521 BEAUTIFUL BLONDE AT APPLEBEE’S ISU with fellow workers. I was at bar watching TVs above you, with my daughter and son-in-law. Our eyes met; I felt the attraction. I want to meet the lady who made my heart jump! When: May 9. Where: The Loft, Riverside. #1362-0521

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I SAW U Connection Made!

SPACED-OUT CUT-UP SMURF SHIRT, RED CONVERSE ISU dancing your dance, apologized for male gender, took glasses off to dance. You: Retirement home server near Sawgrass; discussed labyrinth of suffering. Told me to wait; never returned. Me: Vest, purple shirt. When: May 9. Where: The Loft, Riverside. #1361-0514 TATTOOS & TRUCK You: Hot, tattooed boy, black truck. Me: Red lips, silver Rodeo. Drove side-by-side, JTB to Riverside. I turned on Park, lost you. Should’ve rolled my window down when you said hi at the light. Go for a drive? When: May 6. Where: JTB to I-95N. #1360-0514 I BOUGHT YOU A BUD LIGHT Met at the bar, you had a nice smile. Asked if I was in military, we complained about slow service. Told you I was married. Hope you’re interested in just friends. Let me know. When: May 3. Where: Acapulco’s. #1359-0514 HOT BUTCH GIRL Hey, black Incahoots cut-off shirt, name R_, #27 on back. Buff arms, legs; couldn’t take my eyes off u on rowing machine! You can row my boat anytime! ;-) Sincerely, Hot brunette femme, hot pink tank top. When: May 3. Where: Riverside YMCA. #1358-0507 MEET FOR BREAKFAST AGAIN? You: Detective, JSO Organized Crime Unit, PDDS Division. Me: Work from home for IT company. We sat beside each other at breakfast. Chatted; hoped you’d ask me out; you didn’t. Single? Meet for breakfast again? Get in touch. When: May 3. Where: U.S. 17 Waffle House. #1357-0507 CUTIE WITH TEA & HOOKAH Amsterdam, Tuesday 9-11 p.m. You: Zip-up hoodie, alone. We made eye contact. Me: Black dress. I went to bathroom; my friend said you’d leave number. So excited; you left suddenly without saying anything, before I said hey. Went outside, you were gone! Meet again? :) When: March 30. Where: Amsterdam Hookah Lounge. #1356-0507 HOT BRUNETTE, WHITE SHORTS You: Gorgeous brunette at Salty Pelican Saturday night; with a friend. We shared a moment; we both felt it. Hope you read this, hope to hear back. You’re one in a million – beautiful green-eyed brunette. When: April 26. Where: Salty Pelican, Fernandina. #1355-0507 BEAUTIFUL POKER PLAYER @ PLAYERS ISU after poker Wednesday night, Players Grill, with redheaded friend. Your beautiful blonde hair caught my eye. You: White top. Me: Black blue-striped golf shirt, admired you from the bar. You hugged girls; I want one of those hugs! When: April 23. Where: Players Grill. #1354-0430 YOU HELD THE DOOR OPEN Me: Tall brunette, blue shirt. You: Brown hair, beautiful eyes, burgundy shirt/jeans, black Chevy SUV or Escalade. I think you went in Walmart after I did. I looked for you; love to meet again. When: April 21. Where: Walmart Gas Station Philips Hwy. #1353-0430 ISU READING ISU! At Mandarin Library, saw you looking at Folio Weekly, laughing. Assumed it was the ISU; you were in the back of the paper. You: Cute brunette, wonderful laugh. Me: Tall muscular brunette, always checking DVDs out. Love to know the person behind the laughter. Where: Mandarin Library. When: April 16. 1352-0423 SO WAS IT THE ALTERNATOR? You: at my moving sale, Atlantic Beach, Sunday morning, working on your buddy’s wife’s Jeep. You looked sexy under the hood working with your hands; my morning was more exciting! Bummed you never returned. Take me for a ride in your Altima before it sells? I’ll handle the heat! Where: Eakin & Sneed Law Firm, AB. When: April 4. 1351-0423

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