COMMUNITY SHOUT OUT // By Staff

Here at Foolish Times, we know that readers have a lot of questions and concerns with respect to the COVID-19 coronavirus. I am reaching out today to share what we are doing to help keep you healthy, safe and comfortable while you are reading our publication.

Office, Vehicle Cleanliness and Hygiene Not only do we have cleaning protocols already in place for our office to hide empty beer cans, liquor bottles and empty potato chip packaging, we are also addressing the same sanitation for our vehicles. We have significantly amplified steps to prohibit the buildup of fast food wrappers and energy drink containers in the back seats and

passenger side floor. Every person, animal and thingamajig associated with our publication, has a history of proper hygiene and changes their clothes regularly. Some have practiced these things longer than others.

Communication & Guidance We are in regular communication with our bartender, busker, and psychic, along with our neighbors who fill us in on all the miscommunication they read online. Rest assured we don’t believe anything they tell us.

Training & Preparedness Our team of graphic designers, cartoonists and contributors are highly trained in handling humor and entertainment. We are taking appropriate action for the benefit of your well-being by putting your mind at ease by making you laugh.

Reading with Confidence We offer flexibility to read Foolish Times at any time during the month when you feel stressed or depressed about the news. Give yourself the opportunity to call a friend and share a joke. If you can’t get out, send us your email and we’ll add it to our e-blast.

Moving forward, you can read with confidence knowing that we are printed with hypo allergenic, anti-bacterial soy ink. In an emergency this publication doubles as toilet paper. We want you to have peace of mind when choosing Foolish Times for your life. Use your common sense and continue to live without fear. Remember the things your parents beat into you about washing your hands and covering your mouth when sneezing or coughing. Keep supporting local businesses that are open and remember that what we are all going through will pass like a kidney stone.

Our foremost priority is to ensure you have a safe, healthy and enjoyable time reading. We appreciate you and thank you for choosing us.