HALLOWEEN JUST AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE
Created By: Neil Segura & Ray Mendivil
HEY NEIL, YOU READY TO GO TRICK OR TREATING!?
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UH, WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?
OH YEAH!
MY DAD SAID I HAD TO BRING MY LITTLE BRO OR HE’D TAKE AWAY MY GUITAR FOR A MONTH.
SUCKS TO BE YOU MAN.
HA HA, SUCKS TO BE YOU.
RAY YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR BROTHER TOO!
Awww, but…
ALRIGHT, YOU TWO TAKE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET AND WE’LL MEET AT THE END.
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT HAIR?
THATS GROSS.
AND DON’T MAKE US GO LOOKING FOR YOU.
I KNOW, MY WOLF MAN COSTUME IS AWESOME RIGHT? I’VE BEEN SAVING ALL THE CLIPPINGS FROM MY HAIRCUTS FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS.
HEY, YOU’RE THE ONE WITH A TRASH BAG CAPE.
OH MERCY, WHAT SCARY MONSTERS… AREN’T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING?
aren’t you a little old to be alive?
TRICK OR TREAT!
EHH? SORRY DEARY, I CAN’T HEAR TO WELL… HERE ARE SOME YUMMY PRUNES AND RIBBON CANDY. THEY’VE BEEN SITTINGIN THE DISH FOR AGES.
PRUNES? MAN THAT LADY WAS A MILLION YEARS OLD.
IT’S COOL, THIS NEXT HOUSE WILL BE BETTER.
I AIN’T BUYIN’ NUTTIN… WAIT, YOUS TWOS AIN‘T HERE TO TELL ME I’M YOUR DADS OR NUTTIN’ RIGHT?
NO, DUDE IT’S HALLOWEEN.
HALLOWEEN EH… I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW…. UGH… HOLD ON.
trick or treat?
ALLS I HAVE IS A CAN OF CORN, T.V. TIMES, AND CATSUP PACKS. AIN’T YOUS TWOS TOO OLD TO BE BEGGING FOR CANDY ANYWAYS?
MAAAAN… HALLOWEEN JUST AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE.
NOT ONE PIECE OF EDIBLE CANDY. HALLOWEEN IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY LEAST FAVORITE HOLIDAY AHEAD OF COLUMBUS DAY.
I THINK I JUST FOUND YOU A REASON TO LOVE HALLOWEEN AGAIN.
HEY, THOSE ARE AWESOME COSTUMES!
HEY FRESHMEN! EGG OR FEET!?
OH NO, SENIORS.
YEAH, THEY’RE REALLY ORIGINAL!
EGG OR FEET?
YEAH WHATEVER. THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS HAVING A PARTY, DO EITHER OF YOU DWEEBS KNOW WHICH ONE OF THESE HOUSES IT’S AT?
NEVER MIND, WE FOUND IT.
FEET MEANS RUN!
YOU KNOW, FOR AS MUCH AS WE RUN WE SHOULD BE IN BETTER SHAPE.
B-MOVIE MARATHON NEXT YEAR?
MAN… I THINK WE ARE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING
YUP.
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