Your Confessions

“One time when I was like 13 I went on Omegle and fashed random dudes my tits” “A guy in public asked me once what breed of dog I had, and because I had my headphones on and was playing music loudly I didn’t understand what he said, I gave the blunt answer of “no” which left us in an awkward silence for 5 minutes.” “I’d sacrafce my family to save myself in an apocalypse.”

“I spent like an hour in therapy talking about the horror movie Tuske. I haven’t seen it.”

“Everyone thinks I’m tough and emotionless but in fact I’m just really good at hiding it.”

“Once I grazed my ankle on purpose and asked for it to be bandaged up just so I could get some form of attention in primary school.”

“Tim Burton’s Charlie and The Chocolate Factory is my guilty pleasure.”