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We like to say that we’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.
TAB LE O F CO NTE NTS G E N E R A L G I F T. . . . . . . . . . .
2-26
CO C K TA I L S H A K E R . . . . . . . . .
16
2- 8
C E R A M I C F L A S K . . . . . . . . . . .
17
D E B ATA B L E G A M E. . . . . . . . . . . . 2
P U F F Y VE S T KO O Z I E S . . . . . . . .
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P R O M P T E D J O U R N A L S. . . . . . .
P O C K E T F L A S K. . . . . . . . . . . . .
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N E W (G I F T). . . . . . . . . . . . . .
3 -5
M E R I T B A D G E S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
S O A P S H E E TS. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19.
D R I N KI N G KI T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
SW E A R B A N K . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
PA N O R A M I C P U Z Z L E. . . . . . . . . . 8
P L A N T E R S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
M I N I P U Z Z L E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8
R E U S A B L E TO T E. . . . . . . . . . . . 20
G A M E S . . . . . . . . . . .
2 , 9-12 , 23
M U G S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
21
P L AY I N G C A R D S E T. . . . . . . . . . . 9
S E RVI N G TR AY. . . . . . . . . . . . .
21
CH E S S S E T. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9
T E A R- O F F PA D S . . . . . . . . . . . . 22
D I C E G A M E S E T . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
F LO AT Y P E N S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
S U D O KU S E T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
P E R P E TU A L C A L E N D A R . . . . . . . 23
D R I N KI N G G A M E. . . . . . . . . . . .
11
M O R E P U Z Z L E S. . . . . . . . . .
G I A N T P L AY I N G C A R D S . . . . . . .
12
P E T. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 -31
TA N G R A M S E T . . . . . . . . . . . . .
12
N E W (P E T). . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 -31
CO M P LI M E N T C A R D S . . . . . . . .
13
H O LI D AY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31-34
14 -15
N E W (H O LI D AY ). . . . . . . 31 , 33 -34
U N Y E A R E D P L A N N E R S . . . .
D R I N K J O U R N A L . . . . . . . . . . .
16
19
24 -25
S A L E S I N FO R M ATI O N. . . . . . 35 -36
PSST: THE BOX SIZE IS 4” SQUARE x 2”.
DEBATABLE GAME Finally, win points for winning arguments. This casual game includes 200 cards, each featuring opposing views of hot button issues...like how to load the dishwasher like an actual human being. Just pick a side, and debate it out. Don’t worry, no politics, religion, or any of that crap is in here. There are way more important things to spend your time fighting about. D E B ATA B L E $15 .00 ISBN: 978 0735370 623
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HERE ARE 8 OF 200 DIFFERENT DEBATES THAT WE SPENT ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TIME WRITING.
THERE ARE 199 MORE PAGES WHERE THIS CAME FROM .
BUCKET LIST JOURNAL Think of it as an entertaining (and adventurous) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to get done…but instead of the usual stuff like cleaning out the gutters, you’ll only find the fun things that everyone should try before they turn into some boring old person. But once you get close…yell at some kids on your lawn. It’s in the book too. B E FO R E YO U D I E $15 .00 ISBN: 978 0735373 495
PSST: THE BOOK IS 4.5” x 8” (& 5/8” THICK).
PSST: THE BOOK IS 4.5” x 8” (& 5/8” THICK).
KINDNESS JOURNAL Who ever said that being kind has to be so boring. So think of this book as an entertaining (and oddly heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to do…but instead of the usual stuff like paying bills, these random acts of kindness will bring a smile to (almost) anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world–it could use it. R A N D O M A C TS O F KI N D N E S S $15 .00 ISBN: 978 0735373 48 8
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200 PAGES OF KINDNESS. THE WORLD COULD USE ABOUT 4,000,000...BUT WE HAD TO START SOMEWHERE .
HEY, THIS BOOK IS FILLED WITH 200 PAGES OF DAD CLICHÉS... AND HAY IS FOR HORSES.
DAD CLICHÉ BOOK As it turns out, simply becoming a father is the permission slip that every guy is waiting for. Like some kind of embarrassing magic, they’re instantly emboldened to do the countless weird things that they’ve always wanted to do. So consider this the perfect beginners guide. By the time they’ve completed it, they’ll be a certified expert in embarrassing their kids (and everyone else). D A D C LI CHÉS $15 .00 IS B N: 978 073 5 373 5 01
PSST: THE BOOK IS 4.5” x 8” (& 5/8” THICK).
THREE BADGES ARE VISIBLE ON THE FRONT. THE OTHER 3 ARE SHOWN IN DETAIL ON THE BACK .
MERIT BADGE SET Sure, being able to make a fire is great and all…but isn’t it about time we start giving merit badges for the really important life skills? You know, like being the perfect person to drink (way too much) with. So get started with this set of 6 merit badges…perfect for commemorating all of the notable achievements of the people in your life.
M E R I T B A D G E S (FO R LI F E) IN FAC T, THAT’S THE BACK OF THE 9” x 5” BOX DOWN THERE .
$20.00 IS B N: 978 073 5 373 471
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DRINKING KIT Consider it a first aid kit for adults. This emergency drinking kit includes everything you need to solve (and/or cause) all of life’s problems.
INCLUDES 28 COCK TAIL RECIPES TAILORMADE FOR THE MINI FL ASK .
Specifically: a collapsible metal travel cup, 3 oz. glass mini flask, bottle opener, metal straw, and a mini cocktail recipe book to help mix drinks in a crisis.
I N TH E EVE N T O F S O B R I E T Y $40.00 ISBN: 978 0735370 616
EVERY THING THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY NEED IN AN EMERGENCY (BESIDES THE AC TUAL LIQUOR).
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BY THE WAY, THE OUTER BOX IS 8” x 6.5” (& 2.5” THICK).
WHILE THE OUTER BOX IS 18.5” x 7.5”, THE FINISHED 1,000 PIECE PUZZLE IS 39” x 14”.
DIFFICULT Y: SLIGHTLY E ASIER THAN FINDING STREET PARKING IN MANHAT TAN .
FICTIONAL NYC PUZZLE
MI NI PUZZLE
It’s the perfect way to get your (*ahem*) message across, loud & clear. Not enough innuendo for you? There’s also a spot for your own note on the back.
Sure, GPS can take you to the nearest gas station, but it’s absolutely worthless when it comes to finding Ross & Rachel. So we’ve updated this vintage panoramic map of the New York City area to include the theoretical locations of some of your favorite sitcoms and movies. If they were real, this is where you’d find them.
F I C TI O N A L N YC P U Z Z L E
TH I N KI N G O F YO U
$25 .00
$8 .00
ISBN: 978 0735373655
ISBN: 978 0735370 678 BOX: 3.75” x 4.5” • FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”
PL AYI NG CARD SET
CHESS SET
Includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends & family while playing 30 different card games. Seriously, we all know that grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? What’s the point of even playing then!?
With 32 unique ‘peggable’ style chess pieces that fit (and stay put) in the holes of the included chess board, this set is perfect for traveling (or playing during deep-sea fishing expeditions). It even includes a guide book that teaches beginners how to play the game...and gives experts something that they can make fun of.
I T ’ S I N TH E C A R D S
S AY Y E S TO TH E CH E S S
$25 .00
$25 .00 ISBN: 978 0735370 630
ISBN: 978 073536 8743 OH, AND THE OUTER BOX ME ASURES 9” x 4.25” x 2. 3” THICK .
BOX SIZE: 7.8” SQUARE x 2.8”
SOLVE COOPER ATIVELY WITH FRIENDS.
(OR UNCOOPER ATIVELY WITH THAT UNCLE THAT THINKS THEY KNOW EVERY THING)
BOX SIZE: 7.8” SQUARE x 2.8”
DI CE GAM E S ET
SUDOKU SET
Includes everything you need to learn & play thirty different dice games.
Numbers are boring (sorry, accountants). So instead, our reinterpretation of Sudoku uses colored wooden balls. This set includes 81 balls and a game book w/ over 140 setups to solve with friends (or by yourself if you’re into that). Bonus: everything stores away into the box (that is also the game board), so it’s perfect for traveling.
In fact, thanks to the included gamebook, 26 unique dice, dice cup, score pad & pencil, you’ll be getting into passiveaggressive arguments with all of your friends in no time. TH AT ’ S H OW W E R O L L
S U D O KU W I TH S O M E B A L L S
$25 .00
$25 .00
ISBN: 978 073536 8750
ISBN: 978 0735370 6 47 THE BOX IS 9” x 4.25” x 2. 3” THICK ( JUST LIKE THE CARD SET).
DRINKING GAME Finally, a game based on what you are already good at – watching crappy TV. Inside you’ll find 4 shot glasses, instructions, and playing cards featuring 200 clichés that happen in TV and movies. Cars careening off cliffs. Hackers yelling ‘I’m in!’. You name it. So just turn on the TV, deal the cards, and when one of them happens you (and/or your friends) drink. Watch TV & drink...competitively. B O O Z E C LU E S $25 .00 ISBN: 978 0735370 692
BOX SIZE: 4.6” x 4.1” x 2.1”
MAKE DRINKING A SPORT & VOIL Á , YOU ’RE AN ATHLETE .
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BOOZE FOR SCALE
BOX SIZE: 5.125” x 7.5” x 2” (AK A , HUGE)
GIANT CARD DECK
TA NG R AM PUZZLE
Some really big cards, for even bigger winnings. These giant (oversized is underselling it) cards come in a beautiful matchbox-style box, perfect for display on a coffee table...when you aren’t playing the world’s largest game of solitaire, that is. The deck includes 54 uniquely designed cards (in other words, the jokers are included).
Just like love, this tangram puzzle is a bit complicated... but totally worth it. Just use the enclosed game booklet and 9 solid acrylic pieces to solve over 42 unique visual puzzles. A heart is just the beginning. Psst: It all comes packaged in this 4.75” square giftable box (that’s also perfect for a coffee table).
A BIG DEAL
AT F I R S T S I G H T
$18 .00
$20.00
ISBN: 978 0735370 65 4
IS B N: 978 073 5 370 6 61
PSST: IT EVEN INCLUDES THIS BOOK – WITH 42 ADDITIONAL PUZZLES TO SOLVE . (BOOK NOT TO SCALE)
COMPLIMENT CARD SET Wow, you look really great today. Way better than yesterday. Anyway, this box includes 200 unique compliment cards to hand out...100 compliments and 100 backhanded compliments. Each card features a unique ‘compliment’ on the front, with a place to write a personal note on the back (unless you prefer to stay anonymous).
TA K E A CO M P LI M E N T $15 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8736
PERFEC T FOR MAKING (AND/OR LOSING) FRIENDS.
PSST: IF YOU CARE , THE BOX SIZE IS 4” SQUARE x 2”
UNDATED DOESN ’T HAVE TO ME AN UNINTERESTING.
IN FAC T, IT’S FILLED WITH 336 UNIQUE PAGES (WE’RE EXHAUSTED, TBH).
UNYEARED PLANNER You know, in Brazil, it’s considered rude to actually show up on time. So get off our backs, dad. Is it undated? Yeah...but honestly it’s closer to ‘unyeared.’ See, we’ve filled it with 366 days of random holidays, trivia, and humor...so you just write in the year and the days of the week, and you’re good to go.
P E R P E TU A L LY L AT E S H OW $20.00 IT ME ASURES 6” x 9” x 1”
(IN CASE YOU ’RE A PL ANNER)
ISBN: 978 073536 8828
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MINI PLANNER Organized on the outside, but primarily making brunch plans on the inside. So, remember that planner you just saw on the last page? Well, this one is just like it, only smaller (and with a little less content inside...don’t worry all 366 days made the cut). Same great taste, just a smaller footprint...to put two idioms disgustingly together.
H I D D E N AG E N D A
IT ME ASURES 4.75” x 7.5” x .75”
$15 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8811
OUR FUN-SIZED CANDY BAR OF PL ANNERS. 15
(WITH 208 UNIQUE PAGES INSIDE)
(AK A , RE ALLY-L ARGE-POCKET SIZED)
INCLUDES 400 PAGES OF DRINK RECIPES, JOURNAL SPACE , & TRIVIA .
START OUT WITH 2 INGREDIENTS, END UP WITH AN UNLICENSED BARTENDING DEGREE .
DRINKING JOURNAL
CO CKTAI L SHA KER
Build the bar of your dream s , one drink at a time. This compact book starts with a simple two ingredient cock tail, but each consecutive drink adds a new component to your bar...so you’ll always have exactly what you need to make your next cocktail. Includes recipes for 100s of cocktails, as well as space to write down your drunken million dollar ideas…like ‘finger socks’.
Plated in a brushed brass finish, this 16 oz. vintage inspired glass-bottomed shaker is the perfect addition to any bar...you know, because you can make drinks with it.
BAR NONE
R E CI P E S H A K E R
$15 .00
$30.00
ISBN: 978 0735370 6 0 9
IS B N: 978 073 5 371132
Bonus: follow the recipe on the back to make our namesake beverage. You’re guaranteed to love it (as long as you drink enough of them).
PSST: IT’S 4. 3” x 5.75” IF YOU ’RE CURIOUS
BT W, ITS GIF TABLE BOX ME ASURES 4” SQUARE x 9”.
BT W, ITS GIF TABLE BOX ME ASURES 3.5” SQUARE x 7.5”.
PO R CEL AI N FL AS K
PUFFYVEST KOOZIE SET
While this 12 oz. white swing-top flask is handsome enough to display, it also just happens to be the perfect size for a coat pocket...you know, so you can take this show on the road (while not driving, of course). Pre-gaming has never looked this distinguished.
Keep your drinks as insulated as the torsos of every skier in the late eighties. These chevron puffyvest-inspired koozies come packaged on a heavyweight peggable header card in a coordinating pair of 2...perfect for a friend, or your other hand. Each koozie features unique raised rubber editorial and fully adjustable velcro sizing.
TH AT ’ S TH E S P I R I T
KO O Z I E S E T
$30.00
$20.00
ISBN: 978 073536 8729
ISBN: 978 0735370593
FITS ON A WIDE VARIET Y OF BOT TLES AND CANS.
PSST: BOTH COME TOGETHER ON HANGABLE PACK AGING THAT ME ASURES 9” x 8”.
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PERFEC T FOR TURNING ‘DRINKING ON A WEEKNIGHT’ INTO A DISTINGUISHED AFFAIR .
E ACH 13 OUNCE GL ASS ME ASURES 3.65” DIAMETER x 4”.
PO CKET FL AS K
STACKABLE LOWBALLS
They say that you should never judge a book by its cover...because, well, that book might be drunk. This slender, matte black pocket flask features metallic gold artwork (& holds 6 ounces of liquor), making it discreetly perfect for almost any possible occasion.*
These vintage-inspired, pedestal lowball glasses pair perfectly with whatever happens to be on sale at the liquor store down the street.
*Results at jury duty may vary.
D E S I G N AT E D D R I N K E R - $15 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8 620
D I S TI L L M Y H E A R T - $15 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8 6 4 4
I T ’ S W H AT ’ S I N S I D E
IT’S POCKET SIZED – OR 2.75” x 5.25” TO BE SPECIFIC .
$18 .00
TH E G O O D S H I T - $15 .00
ISBN: 978 073536 8712
ISBN: 978 073536 8 637
SWEAR BANK
SOA P SH E ETS
Dirty mind? Check. Clean hands? Well, they better be. So just grab one of these biodegradable sheets, add a bit of water, and lather up. They’re perfect for camping, concerts, and interacting with generally dirty people.
Whoever said that it doesn’t pay to swear? Do what you love, and save money all at the same time. This swear bank features a glass front (with metallic gold art) and a slot for coins on the top. It’s even f-ing hangable. Don’t worry, the front panel slides out so you can get your damn change back when you need it.
D O N ’ T SW E A R $20.00 ISBN: 978 073536 879 8
PACK AGE SIZE: 3. 375” x 2.625” 30 DRY (UNSCENTED) SOAP SHEETS
DON ’T F-ING SMOKE EITHER (FOR RE AL).
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BT W, IT COMES IN A PRET T Y BOX THAT ME ASURES 7.5” x 5.25” x 2.4”.
ISBN: 978 0735370579
P R O B A B LY S O B E R $10.00
DIREC T SUN PL ANTER : 3.75” DIA . x 5.55”.
INTO POT PL ANTER : 4.45” DIA . x 3.25”.
I COULD USE A DRINK PL ANTER : 4.45” DIA . x 4”.
BONUS: USE THEM AS LIDDED CONTAINERS IF YOUR PL ANT DIES AND YOU JUST GIVE UP ON LIFE .
CER AMIC PLANTERS
R EUSAB LE TOTE
Give your houseplants a bit of attitude with these heavyweight ceramic planters (w/ drip trays), inspired by apothecary vessels.
A reusable bag, inspired by the vintage plastic bags that it’s replacing...that speaks to the cause of eliminating plastic bags. Wow, that’s deep man. This ripstop nylon bag invokes all the nostalgic feelings (real or imagined) of visiting a video store in the 80s, without ever having to do that again.
U S E A D R I N K - $21 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8781
TH E D I R E C T S U N - $23 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8767
THIS 13.5” x 22” BAG HAS A 5” GUSSET (& FOLDS UP INTO A SEWN-IN POUCH).
E CO M A N I A C I N TO P O T - $19.00
$10.00
ISBN: 978 073536 8774
ISBN: 978 073536 88 6 6 OH, AND IT COMES IN PEGGABLE PACK AGING.
CER AMI C TR AY
The more you know: This white ceramic piece, inspired by vintage school trays, is small in size*, but big in personality. *12” x 8.5” to be specific. ISBN: 978 073536 8705
A F T E R S CH O O L S P E CI A L
STACKABLE MUGS
$25 .00
It’s ok to cry. These elevated 10 oz pedestal “coffee” mugs are oozing with vintage charm, & perfect for whatever beverage helps you deal with your loss (of sleep). The mugs (and tray) are even dishwasher safe, and come in giftable boxes, ready to give. Like to yourself.
PSST: IT COMES IN A 12.25” x 8.75” BOX .
I N M O R N I N G - $15 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8 6 82
PA R T-TI M E A D U LT - $15 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8 675
BONUS: E ACH MUG COMES IN A FULLY DESIGNED GIF T BOX . THE MUG HOLDS LIQUIDS WAY BET TER THOUGH .
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MUG SIZE: 3.25” DIAMETER x 3.86”
BOUND TO A RIGID CHIPBOARD BACKER , SO IT’S, LIKE , RIGID.
PAD ME ASURES 11.5” x 5” AND INCLUDES 72 PAGES (THAT’S T WO YE ARS’ WORTH).
E ACH PAD ME ASURES 3.5” x5.5”
(AND INCLUDES 75 PAGES)
TEAR-OFF PADS Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, this trio of monochromatic tear-off pads are perfect for leaving messages for your co-worker that just needs to get a freaking secretary. PRO-TIP: the weekly tear off pad is a great way to fool your friends into thinking that you’re actually organized.
G R OW N A S S P E R S O N
YO U ’ R E W E L CO M E
W E E K LY P L A N N I N G PA D
$ 6 .00
$ 6 .00
$12 .00
ISBN: 978 0735370715
ISBN: 978 0735370708
ISBN: 978 0735370722
PERPETUAL CALENDAR
FLOAT Y PE N SET
Finally, some pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens feature words that move and change. ISBN: 978 073536 88 0 4
PROFESSIONAL P R O C R A S TI N ATO R S E T $12 .00
Is it a calendar? Yes. Is it a game? Yes. Is it the perfect way to put off work for a few more minutes? Yes. Our perpetual calendar is as challenging as Steve in finance...but way more entertaining. Just move it around to get the balls inside to land on that day’s date, month, and day of the week. It’s literally a new game every day.
(E ACH PEN SHOWN BEFORE AND AF TER REVE AL)
I T ’ S A D AT E $24 .00 ISBN: 978 0735370739
PEN SIZE: .5” DIAMETER x 6” • BOX SIZE: 1” x 6” x .5”
OH, AND IT COMES IN A PRET T Y BOX TOO.
ME ASURES 4.75” SQUARE (AND 1” DEEP, BT W)
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THIS PRODUC T DOES NOT AC TUALLY PL AY FETCH . MAYBE YOU DON ’T KNOW HOW PUZZLES WORK .
THE OUTER BOX SIZE IS 7.1” x 8.5” x 1.5”
FINISHED PUZZLE ME ASURES 12” x 15”
APARTMENT PUZZLES Why do we call these Apartment Puzzles? That’s a good question, but raise your hand next time. So, while you don’t technically have to live in an apartment to complete these 300 piece puzzles, they just happen to be the perfect size for a small table. They’re kind of like the Tinder of the puzzling world...non-committal, but still pretty challenging.
QU I T E F E T CH I N G $20.00 ISBN: 978 073536 8927
ISBN: 978 073536 8910
E M P LOY E E O F TH E M O N TH $20.00
FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 6.72”
MINI PUZZLE MESSAGES
YO U CO M P L E T E M E $8 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8873
These four shaped mini-puzzles are the perfect way to get your message across, loud and clear. Each one even comes in a giftable box, with a spot to write your own clever* note on the back. *Actual cleverness not guaranteed.
H OW A R E W E N O T FA M O U S? $8 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 89 03
M O O N E D YO U - $8 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 888 0
M O N D AYS - $8 .00 FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 6.8”
PSST: ALL OF THE BOXES ME ASURE 3.75” x 4. 375” x 1”
ISBN: 978 073536 8897
FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”
FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”
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SIZING GUIDE EX TR A SMALL : 14” CHEST SMALL : 16” CHEST MEDIUM: 22” CHEST
DOG MUSCLE TANKS Look, they didn’t spend all winter sprinting outside to pee for nothing. Help them show off that summer dog bod with these 70s inspired ‘ringer’ style tanks. (Available in 3 sizes)
CHARLIE IS MODELING A SIZE MEDIUM , BT W
B O R N TO S L E E P $20.00 ISBN: 978 073537359 4
ISBN: 978 0735373914
ISBN: 978 0735373921
XS
S
M
LI F E O F TH E PA R T Y THEY ALL COME ON HE ADER CARDS, BT W
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ISBN: 978 0735373570
ISBN: 978 0735373877
ISBN: 978 073537388 4
XS
S
M
$20.00
TOP OF TANK
BOT TOM OF TANK
ISBN: 978 0735373587
ISBN: 978 0735373891
ISBN: 978 07353739 07
XS
S
M
F I E LD D AY $20.00
DOG MUSCLE TANKS SIZING GUIDE
Did we mention that each tank comes packaged on a peggable header card (for easy hanging) that clearly communicates that these are for dogs (and not sporty babies).
EX TR A SMALL : 14” CHEST SMALL : 16” CHEST MEDIUM: 22” CHEST
OH AND KEVIN IS MODELING A SIZE MEDIUM TOO.
PEOPLE PLEASER $20.00 ISBN: 978 07353736 0 0
ISBN: 978 0735373938
ISBN: 978 07353739 45
XS
S
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PERFEC T FOR THE DOG PERSON IN YOUR LIFE . SPECIFICALLY, A PERSON THAT LIKES DOGS...NOT A HUMAN/DOG HYBRID.
DOG BANDANAS I mean, we all know who the star of this show really is anyway. These durable cotton dog bandanas are the perfect way for your dog to express themselves... in a way other than peeing on your rug. Bonus: they’re designed to be one size fits all (unless they’re literally a horse), making them the perfect gift for any dog (or owner).
TH E FAVO R I T E $15 .00 ISBN: 978 0735373532
QU I T E F E T CH I N G *
ISBN: 978 0735373525
$15 .00
TU R N S TR I C KS $15 .00 ISBN: 978 0735373563
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*FE ATURES VINTAGE-INSPIRED FLOCKING. YOU KNOW, THAT FUZZY STUFF ON 70s T-SHIRTS.
BANDANA SIZE: 9” x 6” RIBBON: 30” long WITH HE ADER CARD: 10.875” x 10.25”
D A D’ S BEST FRIEND $15 .00 ISBN: 978 07353735 49
ISBN: 978 073536 88 42
B FF* $15 .00
DOG M O D E L* $15 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8859
DOG BANDANAS This Real MVP bandana is just a little different, because it features both fabric appliqué and embroidery–instead of that fuzzy stuff. Otherwise though, it’s the same great bandana as the others. In fact, it’s still designed to be one size fits all (unless they’re literally a horse), making it the perfect gift for any dog (or owner). Whoa, anyone else get a little bit of déjà vu? TH E R E A L M VP $15 .00 ISBN: 978 073536 8835
H O LI D AYS *
ISBN: 978 0735373556
$15 .00
*FE ATURES VINTAGE-INSPIRED FLOCKING. YOU KNOW, THAT FUZZY STUFF ON 70s T-SHIRTS.
BANDANA SIZE: 9” x 6” RIBBON: 30” long WITH HE ADER CARD: 10.875” x 10.25”
MADE OF DUR ABLE , HE AV Y-WEIGHT WHITE CER AMIC THAT COMPLEMENTS ANY PET AND/OR DÉCOR ST YLE .
PSST: THE BOWLS ME ASURE 7 ” IN DIAMETER x 3” TALL (AND HAVE A 40 OZ CAPACIT Y).
BOTH COME IN A BOX , BT W
PET WATER BOWL
PET FOOD BOWL You know, Just because your pets occasionally try to eat their own vomit doesn’t mean that they don’t have discerning taste. This simple and elegant ceramic pet bowl (with large reflective gold lettering) will add a touch of class to the thirteen seconds that they spend inhaling their food each day.
AFTER D I N N E R D R I N KS
TH E M A I N CO U R S E
$20.00
$20.00
ISBN: 978 0735373631
ISBN: 978 0735373624
E ACH STOCKING ME ASURES 8” x 14”.
CAT STOCKING
YES, WE KNOW ANIMAL FEET DON ’T LOOK LIKE THIS.
JUST GO WITH US HERE .
Sure, they’ve been terrible all year…but they’re still pretty much the best ever. Ok–they refuse to acknowledge you most of the time, but that’s just how they express affection. And that decapitated mouse was actually supposed to be a gift. It’s really the thought that counts.
H E R E KI T T Y KI T T Y $20.00 ISBN: 978 07353736 62
DOG STOCKING I mean let’s admit it, they’re the only ones you actually like buying gifts for anyway. Yeah, they rolled in that dead squirrel that one time….so what? They were obviously very proud of it. You should really be more supportive of how they choose to express themselves. This one is on you if you think about it.
D O G GY B AG $20.00 ISBN: 978 0735373679
ORNAMENT PUZZLE What could be better than 100s of glass ornaments? A nonbreakable illustration of them. Use this 1,000 piece puzzle to harken back to a time when Christmas meant yule logs, chestnuts roasting over an open fire, and a bunch of other weird traditions that make no sense anymore. Let us know if you figure out what ‘figgy pudding’ is. FA L A L A L A L A $20.00 IS B N: 978 073 5 371149
PSST: THE COMPLETED PUZZLE ME ASURES 27 ” x 20”
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THE PERFEC T WAY TO AVOID TALKING POLITICS WITH YOUR REL ATIVES.
(AND THE BOX ME ASURES 8.5” x 11” x 2”)
FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”
MINI HOLIDAY PUZZLES Who needs yet another holiday greeting card? We certainly don’t. So send out these holiday mini-puzzles instead. The back of each box even has a spot to add your own personal holiday note. They’re just like cards, but with the added benefit of actually being enjoyable to receive. YO U J I N G L E M Y B E L L S $8 .00 IS B N: 978 073 5 37115 6
D O N ’ T S TO P B E LI EVI N ’
ISBN: 978 0735370 6 85
$8 .00
PSST: ALL OF THE BOXES ME ASURE 3.75” x 4. 375” x 1”
FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 6.5”
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FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”
PSST: ALL OF THE BOXES ME ASURE 3.75” x 4. 375” x 1”
FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”
MINI HOLIDAY PUZZLES Do you really need another description about these holiday mini puzzles? That last page really should have covered everything. Oh okay, well let’s see. They are each 100 pieces. Does that help? Scientifically speaking, that’s been proven to be the perfect size to finish while drinking a cup of spiked eggnog or eight.
TI D I N G S O F LI QU O R $8 .00 ISBN: 978 0735 37173 6
I’ LL B E HOM E $8 .00
IS B N: 978 073 5 37174 3
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