VENDING MACHINE REVIEW

Ranking the contents of the Garfield vending machines.

By Finian Guinney and Fiona Real

Oreos: The second best vending machine snack. Even though it is more expensive, it is worth it as it’s just what you need to get through the day. Although Double Stuff is better this will still hit the spot.

Fruit by the Foot: These are always immediately gone after being restocked, preventing them from being a 5/5. Additionally, for $1.75, it feels like you should be getting a little more food.

Doritos: For reduced fat Doritos, these aren’t bad. However, they definitely took inspiration from Lays, as the bag is always about 50% air.

Clif Bars: These don’t have the best taste, but will fill you up if you’re hungry. $2.00 is a bit pricey for their size, but it’s a great protein-filled snack post-workout.

Cheez Its: You’re lucky if it comes with more than three chips. Now made with whole grain, these are a huge downgrade from the original.

Sun Chips: Great price, great flavor, perfect crunch, perfect amount of chips. Between the two flavors, Harvest Cheddar is definitely superior. They just aren’t quite as good as Oreos or Fruit Snacks, putting them in third place.

Pirate’s Booty: With plenty of booty in the bag, White Cheddar Pirate’s Booty is one of the best deals in the machine. However, their main issue is they will get cheese all over your fingers.

Nature’s Valley Oats and Honey: So good and great flavor. Amazing value, with two bars inside at only $1.25. However, good luck opening these without spilling crumbs everywhere.

Chex Mix: Overrated and a weird variety of flavors. Despite this, they are a great size for only $1.75. The best part is the pretzels.

Whole Grain Pop Tarts: Just go to Ms. Portia’s room to get the non-whole grain version, save your money, and get two in one pack!