a day in the life...
a humourous parody of a GGS student's daily routine
written by ruby casey and eliza frazer
4:30AM
the fire alarm goes off.
4:40AM
exhaustion level: 100%. Note to self: rethink life choices up to this moment
4:50AM
still waiting for the trucks to come, and its ICE COOOOOLD
4:55AM
put fire trucks on snap story: caption 'fml', featuring photo of the hottest fireman
5:00AM
punish the fourthies for burning spring rolls at 4:00am, hence, setting the alarm off
5:55AM
back to bed we go; dream sweet dreams of who would win Squid Game at our school
7:30AM
the heavens have been summoned when the bell rings or the T.O.D serenades a wake up call:
8:30AM
discuss the meaning of life with our mentor, or rather, gather to hear who has to take the bins
8:55AM
commence class. occasional stare out the window, paired with a
9:00AM
the garbage truck rolls by the beehives, which somehow isn’t as annoying as listening tothe
10:40AM
smoko time!! time to whip up the most gourmet snack in twenty minutes with only bread and
12:55PM
finally made it to lunch, praying that it’s your year levels turn to get in to avoid waiting an
3:37PM
hanging on by a thread, longing for the teacher to let you out a few minutes early. instead
3:40PM
class=over. the thought then arises as to which excuse should be used for not going to sport
another day, another opportunity to rise and grind out that week debate of whether this work
actually needs to be done. eventually decides to put it off until due date arrives
rowing stories from the previous evening butter before realising class started 3 minutes ago eternity in the torrential rain to get fed before making it to that “lunch time tute”
told to “hang tight” and “wait to be dismissed” for the longest three minutes of one’s life
today, which is soon replaced with realisation that getting marked AWOL will be worse than actually going
5:30PM
the guessing game begins: what foreign meat will be for dinner tonight?
6:50PM
slog to roll call, well and truly aware 2 hrs of procrastination is about to begin.
7:01PM
oh sh!t, its already 7.01! I guess I have to start prep at 7.15 now...
9:00PM
time to catch up with friends (maybe try see the sneaky link before go on alarms?)
9:30PM
time to get tucked into the sheets and rest our weary bodies (or is it??)
