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An eclectic collection of jokes, puns, doodles, playlists, and news clips from the collective mind of the Voice staff.

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Top 10 Places To Get Dumped On Campus

1. HFSC ping pong table

2. The Tondorf Road construction area

3. In front of a Blue & Gray tour

4. John Carroll's lap

5. The Jesuit graveyard

6. The De La Cruz Art Gallery

7. The Exorcist Steps

8. In Red Square between the H*yas for Choice and Right to Life tables

9. The G-Spot on Cooper Field

10. In the Yates pool while it's on fire

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Gossip Rat

Here comes the bride. Comes—get it?

Now, ahem, it is time for me to get a lil serious—seriously wet. No, really, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. Two of my children. Two beloved pups who I’ve known since their childhood in the steamy, grimy, gaseous sewer we call home are joining in eternal union this weekend.

As they embark on their journey of love (and hopefully squishy wet romps through the gutteral sheets), I want for them only that they trust—or thrust-in each other for the rest of their lives. That they cherish each other and indulge in each other’s delicacies.

With that, I formally extend to you all a very salacious save the date. Remember to wear something borrowed, blue, or nothing all—let the bouquet hang free, so to speak.

xoxo, Gossip Rat

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→ PLACES IN WHICH I HAVE BOTH CRIED AND FARTED (SOMETIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY; THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS)

1. The ICC second floor men’s bathroom

2. Blommer

3. In front of the cashier at Trader Joe’s who’s definitely flirting with you

4. Whisk

5. White-Gravenor roof

6. The path next to Arrupe so you can check yourself out at the same time

7. McCarthy elevators (both)

8. Lau 1 cubicles

9. The baking aisle of Vital Vittles

10. Call Your Mother during Parents' Weekend

11. The Henle community room

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