Catalog 9.2021
Hi! We are Jennifer Neuguth and David Riordan. We live in a super small town in the middle of nowhere, Rhode Island. We are serial entrepreneurs with four other companies: www.iamtra.com www.shadocandles.com www.readysetgoconsulting.com www.iamtrainc.com We are funny people, we like funny people and we surround ourselves with loads of love and adventure. Thank you for your interest in Drinks on Me. Cheers, J and D
Terms & Conditions Payment Drinks On Me Coasters accepts all major credit cards and Paypal.
How to Order 1. Visit drinksonmecoasters.com/pages/wholesale to order online. 2. Email david@drinksonmecoasters.com for a rep in your area or to place an order. 3. Call (401) 374-3739, to speak to a lovely human being.
Damages/Defects Please, inspect all shipments immediately upon arrival. Please, contact Drinks On Me Coasters at jennifer@drinksonmecoasters.com within 5 days of receipt of damaged or defective shipments. Returned merchandise will be replaced with new merchandise. Returned merchandise will not be accepted if it is held for more than 15 days after receipt.
Opening & Returning Orders There is a $144 opening order and $100 reorder minimum. All opening orders must be paid in full before shipment. Returning orders may set up NET 30 after the third order and with credit references. Drinks On Me Coasters reserves the right to collect payment by legal means for delinquent accounts.
Returns/Exchanges Wholesale merchandise may not be returned or exchanged. We only accept returns in the case of defective merchandise as noted above.
Any questions, please email us at jennifer@drinksonmecoasters.com 1
NEW 2021 Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom.
Powerful Woman 1238
Stranger 1239
Financial Plan 1240
Starbucks 1241
Book CLub 1242
Jesus 1243
Lay on Beach 1244
Inspirational Quote 1245
Trust Fart 1258
Grandma 1237
May I 1236
Mom Was Right 1235
Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?
Soulmate 1230
Weekend Goal 1231
Bank Account 1232
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Now I Wait 1233
NEW 2021
Campfire 1222
Supervisor 1223 **
Talk to Self 1224 **
Cup of Tea 1225
Zoom 1226
Lie 1227
Alcohol Poisoning 1228
Dog Paws 1229 **
Teenager/Cat 1214 **
Fall Off 1215
Smartass 1216 **
French Fries 1217
Dear House Guest 1218
Voodoo Doll 1219 **
Burn All Shit 1220
Pissed 1221 **
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NEW 2021
Mr.Rogers 1206
Jolene 1207
Not Talk 1208 **
Super Lazy 1209
Guitar Player 1210
Sperm 1211
Cart 1212 **
Song Lyrics 1213
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TOP 24
I’M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD? Are You Drunk 1004
Roll My Eyes 1002
Dog Named Me 1071
Been a Struggle 1051
Superpower 1021
Well Played Karma 1067
Put a Wine Glass 1085
Two Moods 1041
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. Left Unsaid 1077
Broke Best Friend 1089
I’m Negative 1187
Mr. Rogers 1206
I just bought my husband a ‘Get better soon’ card. He’s not sick... I just think he could be better.
Zoom 1226
You Drinking? 1024
*represents our top 24
Shouldn’t Say That 1037
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Get Better Soon 1170
**represents our top 60
TOP 24
Please, leave by 9
Lyrics 1213
Leave by 9 1153
Growing Up in the 80’s 1091
8 Cups Water 1026
Same Person 1044
She Hugged Me 1052
DOB 1102
Add to Cart 1117
Left Unsaid 1077
Indiana Jones 1054
Karmasutra 1050
High Five 1019
Add To Cart 1117
6 Million Dollars 1114
Diaper 1098
Haikus 1097
HUMOROUS
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HUMOROUS
Spite 1096
More Than Coffee 1087
Ran Out Of Coffee 1086
Bad Habits 1073 **
Cocaine 1070
Poem For Mornings 1057
Rock Bottom 1056
Clean House 1055
Shortcut 1045 **
Two Moods 1041
Breakfast In Bed 1007
Taco 1118
Could Get Worse 1094
Recent Study 1092
Wear Flip Flops 1090
Walk Into A Store 1084 **
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HUMOROUS
Kiss The Person 1083
Not Coming 1079 **
Buy The Shoes 1078
Force You To Be Right 1076
Can’t Decide 1075
Call You Right Back 1066
Lost My Mind 1065
Internet Stopped 1064 **
Glitter Body Spray 1063
Gain 10 Pounds 1061
Words Wrong 1059
Buying Organic 1058
She Hugged Me 1052
Been A Struggle 1051
Nerf Bullet 1048
Automatic Flush 1046
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HUMOROUS
Professional Help 1043 **
Don’t Care 1042
50 In A 35 1027
Superpower 1021
Saw That 1020
Fell Off Unicorn 1018
I Preform 1017
Magical Place 1014 **
I’M SORRY, DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD? Deaf 1013
That’s What 1010
Sleeping At Work 1009
Roll My Eyes 1002 The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, nevermind, it’s FINE.
Same Person 1044
Bouquet 1039
Kung Fu 1040
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Passive Aggressive 1171 **
HUMOROUS
Please, leave by 9
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits...
I don't fart. I whisper in my panties.
Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing.
Shits And Giggles 1174 **
Whisper 1175
Givashitometer 1176 **
Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
I whisper 'what the f**k' to myself at least twenty times a day.
SORRY I SLAPPED YOU, BUT IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE YOU'D EVER STOP TALKING AND I PANICKED
I amuse the shit out of myself
Glow Sticks 1177
What The Fuck 1179 **
Slapped You 1180 **
Amuse 1181
Leave By 9 1153
So, how do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what?
Stop Eating Chips And Salsa
1183 Don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul.
Shit In My Soul 1189
I had my patience tested.
Welcome to the Shitshow
I’m negative. Shitshow 1186
I’m Negative 1187
Please.
I got called ‘pretty’ today!
DO not invite me
Well actually the full statement was ‘you’re
to outside events.
pretty annoying’ But I only
It’s hot and I’m fat.
focus on positive things.
Outside Events 1190
Called Pretty 1159
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Stop being an asshole. There. Now I’m your life coach. Life Coach 1188 ** Me: Beautiful dog you got there... Cop: Yessir, this is Diesel, he’s our drug-sniffing dog... Me: Still in training, huh? Cop: what? Me: what?
Drug Sniffing 1161
HUMOROUS Kinda tired of having a “job” and having to “go to work” and “pay bills.” Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.
Sugar Daddy 1164
I’m 100% sure that I called shotgun, why are you shoving me in the back?
What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?
Yea I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear, man.
Asking for a friend
I’m pretty sure my dream job would be Karma delivery person
Shotgun 1165
Holy Water 1167 **
Karma Delivery 1145
Naked 1172
Mr.Rogers 1206
Not Talk 1208 **
Super Lazy 1209
Guitar Player 1210
Sperm 1211
Smartass 1216 **
Dear House Guest 1218
Talk to Self 1224 **
Cup of Tea 1225
Zoom 1226
Lie 1227
Everyday I struggle between ‘I want to look good naked’ and pizza.
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HUMOROUS
Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?
Dog Paws 1229 **
Soulmate 1230 **
Weekend Goal 1231
Bank Account 1232
Now I Wait 1233
Mom Was Right 1235
May I 1236
Grandma 1237
Stranger 1239
Financial Plan 1240
Starbucks 1241
Lay on Beach 1244
Inspirational Quote 1245
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GROW OLD
Wait To Retire 1008
All The Ages 1003
I Came, I Saw 1082 **
Wisdom Highlights 1038 **
Smile While Teeth 1035
First 40 Years 1015
My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen
The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.
Song Lyrics 1213
Fall Off 1215
Dob 1102
Shouldn’t Say That 1037
Push Up Today 1036
Cremation: Your last hope for a smoking hot body
I believe my house is haunted. Every time I look in my mirror a crazy old lady stands in front of me so I can’t see my reflection!
Cremation 1152
Haunted 1166
Trust Fart 1258
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If You’re 40 1088
PARENTING
Broke Best Friend 1089
Owe Me $3 1101
Growing Up In The 80’S 1091
Overthink Mom 1080 **
Kid Lick 1033
Search For Chocolate 1032
Snack Bitch 1116
Stand Up In Hammock 1113
Having a teenager is like having a cat that only comes out to eat and hisses if you try to pet it. Piss Off 1100 **
See You In The Morning 1068
Well Played Karma 1067
Teenager/Cat 1214 **
When my kids say “daddy, I want mommy” that’s their version of “ I’d like to speak to your supervisor”
Remember the day when you’d tell your parents you were at a sleepover, but you were really dying of alcohol poisoning in a field.
Supervisor 1223 **
Alcohol Poisoning 1228
[Campfire] and before cellphones we had to call our friends *kids gasp* sometimes their parents answered *one kid throws up*
Burn All Shit 1220
Campfire 1222 14
PARENTING
Mom Was Right 1235
DRINKING
Fruit Smoothie 1093
Orange Juice 1095 **
Put A Wine Glass 1085
I Get Awesome 1029
You Can Dance 1028
8 Cups Water 1026
Step Out Of Car 1025
You Drinking? 1024
Drunk Me 1023 **
Lose Your Shoe 1022
Are You Drunk 1004
Water into Wine 1006
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DRINKING SHUT UP LIVER, YOU ARE FINE!
Shut Up 1150 Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Bible 1184
By now the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk.
If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. That way my friends will know to look for me.
Favorite Drink 1154
Wine Honk 1173
Milk Cartons 1178
Are we having drinks? Or are we having dranks? I need to dress accordingly.
Nothing says “I mean business” like using a cart at the liquor store.
Drinks Dranks 1185 **
Cart 1212 **
“So what’s your favorite drink?” “The next one!”
Book Club 1242
Jesus 1243
HEALTH
Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out as margaritas. 6 Months 1099
I Have Abs 1031
Diddly Squat 1012 16
Protein Shakes 1155 **
LOVE & LUST
Every Woman’s Dream 1110
Lets Make Babies 1112
Strangle You 1111
Love Your Personality 1109
Boobs Are Bigger 1108
Happiness 1107
Or On Top 1106
I’d Do You 1105
I gotta dig bick. You read that wrong.
“I had to stop drinking alcohol because of my legs.” “Why, do they swell?” “No, they spread.”
In Me 1104
Like It Rough 1103
Dig Bick 1143
Spread Legs 1148
“Give it to me!” she yelled, “I’m so wet, give it to me now!”
I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina.
When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, “I do porn.”
If she eats her French fries with a fork, she’s probably not going to do that thing you like.
Holes Closed 1158
I Do Porn 1191
French Fries 1217
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
Umbrella 1149
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MARRIAGE My wife says I have only two faults. I don’t listen and some other shit she was yammering on about.
Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car, I just opened the door and pushed him out.
I just bought my husband a
could be better.
He is one lucky son of a bitch.
Two Faults 1160
Fix The Noise 1169 **
Get Better Soon 1170
Lucky Son Of A Bitch 1182 **
Jolene 1207
Voodoo Doll 1219 **
Pissed 1221 **
You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face!
Well I think our kids are going to be able to blow our Blizzard of ‘78 stories out of the water after this...
Day 27 1141
Touch Your Face 1139
Blizzard Of 78 1138
Marty, Whatever
Q: If 2020 was a drink
happens, don’t
what would it be?
go to 2020.
A: Colonoscopy prep
Marty 1146
2020 Drink 1162
COVID 19
‘Get better soon’ card. He’s not sick... I just think he
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Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...
“Why is my sister’s name Paris?” “Because we conceived her in Paris” “Thanks Dad” “No problem, Quarantine”
No Problem Quarantine 1137
BEACH
Better Person 1135
Winter 1132
Beach Is Open 1134
Beach Calling 1133
Dear Winter 1131
Oceanholic 1130
Googled Symptoms 1129
99 Problems 1128
Only Worry 1127
Cape Cod State Of Mind 1126
Multi Slacking 1125
Waking Up 1124
Seahabilitated 1123
Flip Flops 1121
Beach Body 1122
Wanted 1120
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BEACH
Web Md 1119
DOGS/CATS They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to puke. Nothing gets you out of bed faster.
Alarm Clock 1144
All I want to do is settle down with a very wealthy dog.
Wealthy Dog 1151 **
Dog Named Me 1071
Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom.
Powerful Woman 1238
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Cat Named Me 1072 **
HOLIDAY | CHRISTMAS
Related 1192
Wondering Eyes 1193
Half Ass 1194
Clark 1195
Lit 1196
Peace 1197
Liquor Store 1198
Cocktail 1199
Blitzen 1200
Naked And Arrested 1201
Hard to Shop 1202
Attempt 1203
Drink And Wrap 1204
Advent 1205
Xmas Bingle Jells 1250
Xmas Drink Red 1251
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HOLIDAY | CHRISTMAS
New Job 1252
Grinch 1253
Waistband 1254
Brag 1255
HAN Filthy Schmuck 1248
HAN Gin and Tonicah 1249
HOLIDAY | THANKSGIVING
HOLIDAY | HANUKKAH
Turkey 1256
Familial Rage 1257
Blah Blah 1246
NYE Jan 2nd 1247
HOLIDAY | NEW YEARS EVE
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DISPLAY OPTIONS HOOK-R Neoprene bag that holds up to 6 coasters. Hangs on any bottle and also functions as a storage case. HOOK-R $3.75 packed in 6’s 4999
5002 Floor Spinner Display Holds: 60 styles Dimensions: 75” tall x14” wide Price: $285 Offset: 10 sets of coasters, Retail Value $300
5000 Tabletop Spinner Display Holds: 36 styles Dimensions: 37” tall x14” wide Price: $165 Offset: 6 sets of coasters, Retail Value $180
5004 Tabletop Plexi Display Holds: 24 styles Dimensions: 22” tall x 26” wide x 7” deep Price: $60 Offset: 2 sets of coasters, Retail Value $60
Product Pricing & Information Coasters are 4”x4” resin with cork backing. Made in the USA $2 each, packed in 6’s. Opening minimum is $144, reorders are $100. Cork Back 23
Custom Coaster Program Perfect to celebrate a family gathering, announce an exciting happening, remember a great experience. An affordable, easy and fun way to personalize a gift. 4 week lead time | Minimum order: 36 per design | $2 each | No art charge Contact David for more information at david@drinksonmecoasters.com, 4013743739
Damn, we are FUN! We’re Getting Married
Gregg & Laura
December 18, 2021
Girls Weekend 2021
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