Winning Golf Strategies

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WINNING GOLF STRATEGIES Valuable Playing Tips and Insider Information From My Personal Playing Experiences and Observations Of My Playing Partners Over The Years.

By Self Proclaimed Best Selling Golf Authors Frank Schwager and Bryan G. Edwards

Getting More Distance Off Your Shank When To Re-Grip Your Ball Retriever Avoiding Water When You Lie 8 In The Bunker Excuses For Drinking Beer Before 9:00 AM

Rationalizing Your Six Hour Round


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CONTENTS CHAPTER 1 - Relaxation When Hitting 3 Off The Tee.

CHAPTER 2 - Getting More Distance Off Your Shank.

CHAPTER 3 - Hitting a Nike From The Rough, When You Hit A Titleist From The Tee.

CHAPTER 4 - Avoiding Water When You Lie 8 In a Bunker.

CHAPTER 5 - Proper Excuses For Drinking Beer Before 9:00 AM.

CHAPTER 6 - Urinating Behind a 4” x 4” Post................. Undetected.

CHAPTER 7 - When To Give The Ranger The Finger.


CONTENTS CHAPTER 8 - How To Properly Line Up Your 4th Putt.

CHAPTER 9 - Using Your Shadow On The Greens To Confuse Your Opponent.

CHAPTER 10 - Finding Your Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go In The Water.

CHAPTER 11 - How To Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome.

CHAPTER 12 - GOD, And The Meaning Of The Birdie To Bogey Putt.

CHAPTER 13 - When To Suggest Major Swing Corrections To Your Opponent.


CONTENTS CHAPTER 14 - Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied The 5th.

CHAPTER 15 - When And How To Implement Handicap Management.

CHAPTER 16 - When To Re-Grip Your Ball Retriever.

CHAPTER 17 - Mastering Hand And Foot Wedges To Shave Strokes From Your Game.

CHAPTER 18 - Rationalizing Your Six Hour Round.

CHAPTER 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl And Give Her a $3.00 Tip, But Will Balk At a $3.50 Beer At The 19th Hole And Stiff The Bartender.


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CHAPTER 20 - Abacus, Standard, Or Scientific Calculator. Buying What’s Best For Your Game!

CHAPTER 21 - Golf Product Of The Year! Finally, An Affordable All Weather, All Terrain, And Bullet/Bombproof Cart Cover For Under $200.00

CHAPTER 22 - Clever Techniques To Outsmart The Pro Shop By Bringing In Your Own Alcohol, BBQ Grill, And Food In Order To Save Money.

CHAPTER 23 - Converting Your Wedding Band To a Concealed Scorecard Eraser Without Detection For Under $1.49

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CHAPTER 24 - Blood Alcohol Content And YOU! Why Your 15th Club Needs To Be a Personal BAC Detector!

CHAPTER 25 - A Liability Insurance Rider On Your Homeowners Policy. Don’t Leave Home Without It!


CONTENTS CHAPTER 26 - Legitimizing Fighting On The Course, And Why You Should Get In The First Punch!

CHAPTER 27 - Slow Play Ahead? When It’s OK To Drive Your Ball Into The Group Ahead Of You, And Why It’s Perfectly Legal To Do So.

CHAPTER 28 - Keeping a Straight Face When Lying To Your Golf Buddies About The Yardage From Your Personal Rangefinder.

CHAPTER 29 - Passing Out At The Bar At The 19th Hole. How To Do It, And Why You Should.

CHAPTER 30 - Hunting On A Golf Course. The Top 10 Courses That Actually Encourage It While You’re Golfing.

CHAPTER 31 - On The Lamb? Ask Rambo. Why Golf Courses Give You Multitudes of Hiding Spots To Conceal Yourself.


Publisher’s Message Golf USA Magazine is a Tee To Green Media, LLC Company.

PUBLISHER Bryan G. Edwards Richmond, Virginia 314-243-9628 - Cell bryane@golfusamagazine.com www.golfusamagazine.com

REAL ESTATE OPERATIONS Kevin Schwartz Port St. Lucie, Florida golfhomes@gmail.com

Winning Golf Strategies Original Idea and Concept Frank Schwager - St. Louis, MO

Written By Bryan G. Edwards - Richmond, VA

Golf is one of the most interesting, intriguing, fun, and certainly frustrating games on the planet Earth. I can’t think of any game that allows anyone at any age, the opportunity to play it, regardless of size, weight, strength, and physical abilities. Don’t get me wrong however! There are many people that play this great game that have absolutely no business on the golf course. I have, and am quite certain that you as well, have personal testimony as to why certain people should never be allowed to enter the “Hallowed Grounds” of our beloved greenery. The first rules of golf were a code of 13 rules written in 1744 by the Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers. In 1754 the Society of St. Andrews Golfers (who would later become known as the R&A) also adopted this set of rules. As golf continued to grow, in 1888 the, now named, Royal & Ancient Golf Club at St. Andrews drew up a new code of rules. By the next year the R&A became generally accepted as golf's ruling body. Now the R&A and USGA govern the rules of golf for the world and meet regularly to discuss and coordinate new rules and rule changes. Basically there are 34 rules of Golf. However, there are approximately more than 100 sections and subsections. Moreover there are over 2000 explanatory decisions, probably giving golf the most complicated rules of any sport. We suggest that you forget the rules, make up your own, play YOUR game, and thoroughly enjoy yourself! After all, it’s your hard earned money that brought you to your knees while attempting your best Tiger Woods or Rory McElroy impersonation. Winning Golf Strategies is a satire, a spoof, and a comedic excursion into this wonderful game. Golf USA Magazine and Tee To Green Media, LLC in no way endorse, encourage, or suggest that you put into practice any of the concepts stated herein. Always abide by course rules and follow regulations. Remember, YOU are a guest of the golf course. By playing by the rules, your game will be more enjoyable, faster, and you’ll look forward to your next round!

Winning Golf Strategies is published annually by Golf USA Magazine, a Tee to Green Media Company. © 2014 - 2015. All rights reserved. If you’d like your Course, Resort, or Private Club added to our publication, please contact bryane@golfusamagazine.com or call Bryan at 314-243-9628.

Sincerely, Bryan G. Edwards Publisher - Golf USA Magazine


Relaxation When Hitting 3 Off The Tee


Getting More Distance Off Your Shank


Hitting a Nike From The Rough, When You Hit A Titleist From The Tee


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