CHINESE ZODIACS

RAT

It’s finally YOUR year! Channel the infamous pizza rat’s energy to get what you want and flourish in the new year.

RABBIT

Tell me about your Valentine’s date? I heard it was wild ;)

HORSE

Hope you recovered from that New Year’s Eve party! xx

ROOSTER

As a kid you were always the first one picked for team sports. We all know it’s done wonders for your self-confidence, but please shut up now.

OX TIGER

It’s week 13 and you’re the last one left going to lectures. How does it feel to be that strong?

DRAGON

Calm down, we all know the Game of Thrones finale sucked. It’s 2020, time to move on.

GOAT

You’re practically the original VSCO girl. Raise that hydro flask to saving the turtles! Time to retire from the party scene this year. Doing caps 2 nights a week isn’t a personality trait.

SNAKE

This is the year to bring down your enemies.

MONKEY

Time to band together and take over the human world from the underground.

DOG PIG

Hey, just saw your private snap story, u okay? I know the group assignment is due tomorrow, but you won’t mind finishing off my section, right?