GRIMES & JONES (art superiors)
If you are reading this, then congratulations. You have entered The Hemisphere of Liars... or at least shown a moderate interest in being near one. Either way, you’re not that much better than us. Just ask yourself, why? Why did this ever happen? What happened in the minds of two pasty faced Yorkshire dickheads to trigger this sort of behaviour? Why are you even reading it? ‘The Hemisphere of Liars’ is the debut novel by the poignant and muscular art duo Grimes & Jones. It is an encyclopaedia of all things crap and lumpy, lump an illumination of a world that is dark, dingy and full of wankers. Years of enduring bad breath and poor customer service has evoked a knee-jerk reaction; and this is it. If nothing else, you can rest assured that every scribbled line and half-baked sentiment found deliciously hidden within this book has been delivered with pure thoughtlessness and absolute contempt. Welcome to your fat nightmare.
Grimes & Jones
family
dentistry
dinosaurs
Greg Cherry was very very very very very important to his friends he drove a brown Mercedes Benz he stayed out late on Saturdays and hung around with all the gays he got himself in lots of trouble But what a man, and what a bubble.
greg cherry
love
work
germs
greg cherry
lesbians
the like duck chicken
hitler’s fanny
driving
wisdom
obesity
maths
acrobatics
birdwatching
pomp and circumstance
milk onions
irritable bowel syndrome
depression
morals
woodland creatures
height
marriage
soul music
the internet
missing persons
imbeciles
the kissing disease
tits
zumba classes
suffrojets
old people
gordon’s gin
medicine
husbands and wives
nightmares
cures
the prime minister
school dinners
the truth
cereal
disability
pornography
Mum, Family 2013
“Excellent”
Mr Burns, The Simpsons
“This book really helped me to realise just how old i am getting” The Old Baby
“Like a dream where somebody gives you a big cheque, but then you wake up poor and fugly ” Foggy, The Wagglers Weekly
“Hot, tasty and crammed full of the best locally sourced lies on the market. ” Ingrid Hump, Feminist