“Lost” by Sophie Miller ’22

Lost

By Sophie Miller ’22

Yes, I’ll have the salmon please Are these my glasses? Yes? They are? Are you sure?

You’ll never guess who called my cell today Where is our waiter? Anyway, you’ll never guess who called my cell phone yesterday It was my mother! She says hello. I’ll be having the lamb please, if you don’t mind. Oh, you’re not our waiter? Where is our waiter? I haven’t ordered my food yet, you see. Are these your glasses?

Excuse me while I use the restroom I’ll be back in a moment

Anyway, ever since mom passed I’ve spent so much more time with your grandpa He’s really a riot. Aren’t you? Oh, he is. Where are my glasses? I found these ones next to me, but I don’t know where they came from Have we gotten our menus yet?

So anyway, when my father called, he told me all about you. He can’t wait to introduce mom to that boyfriend of yours A nice bubele isn’t he? He’s going to be a doctor I love to brag about my granddaughter. Are these your glasses?