Toxic Kush

BY MSS OREGON

They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. I swear nothing in me wants to get over my glue fetish but the shit is starting to feel weak. The high ain’t what it used to be and this nigga complain more than the law allows. His new name should be Toxic Kush. After that super failed attempt to make my own version of Neapolitan ice cream I knew my glue was a wrap anyway. I'm not sure why he kept fuq’n wit me but I didn’t care. I would had been left me alone tbh. I wanted to think we could have been able to be cool but he "mad" mad and extra petty. So if y'all know me by now you know I’m on to the next. I feel like it’s definitely time to switch my attention to something more captivating, cerebral even. Something special with big dense nugs and a bright aura. I know this may take some time but I am patient and the new strain search should be fun. With summer here I need a new travel buddy that tastes good in whatever I wrap it with.

Recently I was introduced to a new strain called Candy Kush. I mean Kush is always good and you kind of just know what to expect so I wasn’t super impressed but I also wasn't disappointed either. It gave me the high I needed at that time and I fuq wit that. The aromas of this strain are subtle, sweet, and a bit earthy. Candy is known for being sweet but I promise you this one is not as sweet as he could be and actually kind of uncanny but maybe it’s the pinene making me paranoid. He is, however, some good eye candy.

It had been a while since I had some really strong weed. I've been on straight glue for months now and you know when you smoke the same strain too much it loses its potency. So I was super down to find a new strain. You know the kind that just knocks you out after one hit. That's what I needed and so I rolled up on the Kush with a little bottle of crown apple and a whole lot of high hopes for a dank ass evening. The entire drive though I just kept thinking to myself “ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW, this is exactly why the glue is currently mad ” Needless to say I ignored all voices in my head as per usual and kept driving. I was already committed to acting up and my foot was on the gas. My brain tho was on that glue and how that shit hits so right every time & if he knew I had jumped ship he would flip the script.

Now don’t judge me too hard but you could say I was baiting the glue to come to see me well before I made my decision to even go get me some Candy Kush. I know I can’t be the only one who hits up their ex’s for a quick smoke sesh every now and again...

When I didn't hear back from the glue within the time I felt he should have hml, I started my next adventure. But omg tell me why did the glue call me literally as I arrived at my destination. I was proud of myself for not answering his call and hopped out as my date approached my car door to greet me. What’s fuq'd up is instantly once I stepped out the car I realized I don’t even want the Candy Kush, I wanted my glue. The greeting was awkward af from the hug all the way through our pregame smoke session. I was plotting my escape honestly soon as I received the weird-ass hug. You know the kind of hug where you can tell someone is trying to avoid a kiss. If that's how you greet me we definitely will not be making it to no second hug. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

I tried to stick around, finish the date and get what I came for but I wasn’t feeling the vibe & so I quickly changed my mind once that glue sent that “wya, I'm coming to see you” text. It’s really sad how I always drop everything for him and it’s a habit I should break one day. But I wasn’t bouta break it right then lol. The only thing I was breaking was away from that Candy Kush. I jogged my brain thinking of ways to say I gotta go and couldn't find not one. Everything seemed weird or rude since I hadn't been there for barely 20mins. I really wanted to avoid all awkwardness and so I did the one thing that could get me out the door without any discussion. I said I left something in my car and headed for the front door. Once at my car I thought one more time “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” Once I pulled out I knew I’d get the wtf text from the Candy Kush and I’d have to accept it. I don’t feel good about leaving that bomb ass Kush behind like that and I will definitely have to say sorry. I’m gonna keep it real though in my defense you can't hug anyone like that and have no real ass expectations.

5 Ways to break a bad habit

1. Stop calling them

2. Stop answering calls

3. Block they ass on everything

4. Erase all their pictures out your phone

5. Find someone new to take your mind off them