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So much adds so little to be thankful for.

It is unclear when the practice began or from whence it came, although the USA and Netfix could be implicated, but it’s become so wide spread, indeed almost ubiquitous, it has cheapened the meaning of important human interaction and it must stop.

Thank you so much for reading this far, but who doesn’t agree that the addition of So Much to

Allegiance Wines

Coonawarra The

Artisan Cabernet

Sauvignon 2013, $40 (on release). A client donated this to the cause for services rendered and said, Youve got to try this. I said I already had but he insisted. Thank you so much. Ten years is perfect for cabernet as evidenced by the rate at a simple Thank You has gotten completely out of control?

The person who just made your medium, skinny cap, extra hot, low-tide cappuccino didn’t just stop the war in Ukraine and cure all cancers known to mankind, they just made you a coffee, albeit an annoying one, and okay, maybe this is a bad example, but it’s still which this disappeared at the party and how much people overflled their glasses.9.6/10.

Cox Family Wines

Tumbarumba Pinot Noir 2022, $35. Tumbarumba is a beautiful word to say but uses lots of ink on labels. Beautiful place for pinot too, markedly different to those of other regions, pushing the boundaries when you add so much.

Maybe if they’d just pulled you back from the edge of a cliff Thank you so Much might be appropriate.

If your lawyer got you off drug charges before a Saudi court or landed the plane you were on with only one wing you might say Thank you so Much, perhaps adding an apology sorry about the smell, but with a bit more body and mainstream appeal than some cherry bombs of elsewhere. 9.4/10.

Wild Ren Wines Hunter Valley/Hilltops Shiraz 2022, $40. The cool and clever labels will offer enough talking points if at dinner you’re stuck next to someone who is stuck for conversation. The wine not when you just paid too much for an awful coffee.

If you are paying a restaurant bill, you don’t need to say thank you so much unless your credit card was rejected, and the other guests paid.

If someone opens a door for you or lets you in a line of traffc, a simple thank you will suffce. Adding so much is condescending and about as sincere as if it were is a fne distraction if that fails, and magically, eventually it will happen. That it’s young Hunter shiraz is blatant, but the Hilltops adds a cool touch.9.5/10.

Wild Ren Wines

Hunter Valley Untamed Semillon 2022, $35. Semillons sometimes smell somewhat subdued, so you should coming from Siri and risks completely reversing the intent of the gratitude which is the last thing you want during a motoring incident.

Thank you so much for not smashing my mirror off and punching me in the head for being a rude and insincere twat, might be an exception.

So, when You’re picking up your next box of wine at the bottlo, just say thank sip it to snap out of it as you might terrible alliterations. The bright lemony taste will take over and the unexpected depth will linger. Yes, this hasn’t been tamed or trained like typical semillon. 9.4/10.

Grower Gatherer

Barossa Cabernet Sauvignon 2020 (latest vintage 2021), $27. Bright and shiny Barossan cabernet has

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you unless the attendant slips in an extra bottle, then it should be Thanks a lot. Nothing more.

If that extra bottle is a Hill of Grace, then and only then you should have the good grace, and the right, to say thank you so much.

Of course, that’s never going to happen, but you might get one of these, so be grateful, in the right manner.

certain appeal. It’s easy to quaff and when you overcome the fruit sweetness, you’ll enjoy yourself 9.1/10.

Grower Gatherer

Barossa Shiraz 2020, $27. Equally bright and lively shiraz with a fair punch but you’d hardly notice from the basket of fruit that leads the way and brings up the rear too. 9/10.

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