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Parody Holiday Lyrics

Maia E-F, 504 At the beginning of the school year, I chose the Middle School Choir as one of my co-curricular activities. There, I met a girl who taught me a popular parody of Joy to the World - about fish. This inspired me to create my own fishy parodies of traditional Christmas songs. Enjoy!

Sing to the tune of Deck the Halls

Deck the halls with boughs of fish bones Fa la la la la, la la la la Bodies rest in fishy tombstones Fa la la la la, la la la la Forks are plenty, bowls are empty Fa la la la la, la la la la Isn't this a fishy shanty Fa la la la la, la la la la

Sing to the tune of Silent Night

Silent night, what a fright, Goldy's gone, I'm forlorn. Goldy died one night in her bowl, Now the sadness is taking its toll. Sleep in heavenly peace, Sleep in heavenly peace.

Sing to the tune of Hark the Herald Angles Sing

Hark the herald angels sing, It's my first time fishing Caught a fish that's six feet long Took it home to show my mom. Mom says that we have our dinner Put it in a pan to simmer While some brussel sprouts did boil, Broccoli was put to broil, What a great feast we did eat Fish and veggies - what a treat I feel bad for that poor fish, 'Least it's in a world of bliss Hark the herald angels sing, Now I really like fishing.

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