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Leprechaun needed 3/5/11
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Leprechaun needed 3/5/11 (Hoboken)
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Date: 2011-02-25, 10:18AM EST Reply to: gigs-fhfa4-2233714400@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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A call to all midgets/dwarves/little people for hire
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Seeking a little person for shenanigans at our Hoboken St. Patty’s Day party, the morning of March 5th. Looking for your presence and participation in the festivities for two-three hours till about noon. You will be asked to meet and greet guests, grand marshal the party, participate in a lucky charms eating contest vs one of the roommates, skip like a silly goose throughout the location each and every time House of Pain is played (let’s face it, they only have one song worth playing), drink your face off until the kegs are kicked and the ice luge melts, and sample the variety of poon at the party. If you have a costume, please advise. If you have a mask like the one from Leprechaun the movie-even better. You will not be asked to be tossed, to wear the Scream mask and be violated from behind-you know, the mask from the movie Scream while doggy style, or anything else that may cause harm/damage/injury to your precious little vessel of a body. The day will end with you and I skipping down 1st Street in Hoboken, hand in hand, going to the bar of your choosing and having some shots to end our acquaintanceship properly.
Rates to be discussed and only a few hours of work-if you call being the all star at the party “work.” Please reply asap as this is right around the corner. Thanks, Lojack
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