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March 13, 2014 | Volume 3, Issue 21 | Orlando, FL

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ALPHA EPSILON PHI BOWLS FOR A GOOD CAUSE page 3 SPRING BREAK ACROSS THE WORLD page 7 ST. PATRICK’S DAY page 10 Photo Cred; Cassie Wilkinson


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Hello, Knights, and welcome back! I hope your spring break was as relaxing as mine was. Now that the depression of not being on spring break has finally set in, it’s time to get back to the books and plan out the rest of spring semester. If you’re a senior, this is prime anxiety time because the college clock is ticking and the real world is just seconds away.

early. However, St. Patrick’s Day isn’t just for college students. It’s for everyone and anyone who has, or wishes to have, an ounce of Irish in them. So take advantage of this holiday and deck yourself out in emerald and shadily stalk Instagram.

Spring break isn’t just a blurry week acting out the college stereotype. It’s also a halfway point for all those who are graduating in just a few weeks. In other words, scary. However, March is my favorite month of the year. So, why not embrace every last second left at this amazing campus?

For all whose interest includes turn tables, fast beats, neon and heart stopping bass, March is a fabulous month for two reasons. Winter Music Conference and Ultra Music Festival in Miami are two huge events that make March fantastic. WMC is a week long celebration of Electronic Dance Music that closes with the Ultra Music Festival. Falling on the last week of March, this epic dance party will have all your house head friends heading down south for some insane events. If you’re tired of the same old same old, then take a trip outside your comfort zone and join in on the fun!

Why is March so amazing? For one, St. Patrick’s Day which is only a few days away! To be completely honest, St. Patricks Day, much like Labor Day and Memorial Day, is just another random holiday for college students to capitalize on. Give me a theme and a vague reason to drink and my friends and I will be there thirty minutes

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Aside from the fact that my birthday take place in March, this month is full of great weather and tons of fun. Just because spring break is in the past, that doesn’t mean us college kids have to sink into depression. Celebrate your youth the right way with green beer and a trip down to the sunny city of Miami. We have a lot of amazing articles this week so check it out and enjoy!

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ALPHA EPSILON PHI BOWLS FOR A GOOD CAUSE

lpha Epsilon Phi’s 9th annual Bowlanthropy event took place on February 26th at Boardwalk Bowl to help support the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS

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CHRISTINA MONROE Chi Omega

Christina is a sophomore studying advertising and public relations. You may contact her at christinamonroe@live.com.

Foundation. The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS was founded by Elizabeth Glaser, a sister of Alpha Epsilon Phi at the University of Wisconsin, with the goal of educating people on the special issues concerning children with the

I truly believe explains my philosophy on philanthropy is by Elizabeth Glaser herself,

AIDS virus. This past year, Alpha Epsilon Phi has raised over $10,000 for the Elizabeth

‘Words won’t save lives if they are not backed up by the necessary commitment.’

Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation through their annual Bowlanthropy event.

Believe that the world can change and believe that you have the ability to change it!”

Jordan Kuveke, the Philanthropy Chair for Bowlanthropy, said, “Bowlanthropy was

For the 5th year in a row, Alpha Xi Delta took home first place overall and Zeta Beta

a culmination of three straight months of hard work and dedication and I couldn’t

Tau placed in first for fraternity involvement. Brant Pustay, a brother of Zeta Beta Tau,

be happier with how the event turned out! I am so appreciative of the UCF Greek

was also crown Phi Guy at the event!

community for their continued support of Bowlanthropy and our fundraising efforts for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation. Being the Vice President of Philanthropy has taught me that as a leader, I have the ability to empower people to make the world a better place and that in itself is an incredible feeling! One of my favorite quotes that

Congratulations to the ladies of Alpha Epsilon Phi for putting on a fantastic event for a wonderful cause!



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Scene on campus

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UniVerSiTY oF cenTral Florida’S UniQUe reSTaUranT FaVoriTeS

There are a few restaurants

If you’re looking to get more than one slice, get a full pizza pie if you dare. Both 20 inch and

HEATHER HENDERSON

unique to the UCF area that students swear by. Their

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affordability, quality and

Heather is a sophomore studying journalism and marketing. Yo u m a y c o n t a c t h e r a t heather51013@knights.ucf.edu.

most importantly, good tasting food leaves UCF students begging for more.

30 inch pies are available, just make sure you have enough room in your car to handle the massive pizza. 4 rivers Smokehouse The 4 Rivers phenomenon has hit Orlando hard and has become one of the fastest growing new restaurants in the Southeast. 4 Rivers lovers swear by their Texas-inspired barbeque food.

kyoto

“I love 4 Rivers because the food is so delicious! Their quality is what really sets them apart

The first thing that most people think about when they hear Kyoto is the infamous white sauce.

from other barbeque restaurants; I’ve never been disappointed,” said Megan Sullivan.

This addictive concoction goes great with Kyoto’s hibachi meals, fried rice or even on top of a roll of sushi. “If you don’t use the

white sauce on your food

You’ve probably seen more than a few of the 4 Rivers bumper

There are a few restaurants unique to the UCF area that students swear by. Their affordability, quality and most importantly, good tasting food leaves UCF students begging for more.

at Kyoto, you’re blowing it,” said Kyoto lover, Vanessa Annoni. Another appealing aspect of Kyoto is their lunch deal. For just $5.99, students can enjoy a soup

Employees,

stickers around Orlando. There’s also other 4 Rivers merchandise on their website including magnets, t-shirts and phone cases. 4 Rivers restaurants are located in Winter Park, Winter Garden, Longwood, Gainesville and Jacksonville and will be opening a brand new location on University Blvd. in the coming months. Sus hi eatstation Sushi lovers get a full ninja experience at Sus Hi Eatstation, also more commonly known among students as Sushi Ninja. also known as “ninjas,” allow you to choose from a roll, bowl

or salad along with chicken hibachi, mixed grilled vegetables and fried or steamed rice. The

or wrap with brown or steamed rice. They take you through the line so that you can pick your

portions are big enough to fill you up, and the price is unbeatable.

protein. Then get creative and add all your desired toppings and sauces.

“Kyoto is like my second home. I go so often that it’s embarrassing,” said Annoni. lazy Moon If you’re looking to get a cheap slice of pizza or some unique beer, Lazy Moon is the place to go. Their oversized slices and reasonable prices are reason enough to give them a try. Single slices start at just $3.65 for a basic cheese slice. You can then add whatever toppings you want on top to make it your own. Most topping are an additional $.85.

The experience is best related to a Subway style line, where the customer can pick and choose which toppings they want and see their own creation being made right in front of their eyes. Even if you’re not a huge sushi person, tofu, chicken and cooked fish are also available. Give these unique UCF restaurants a try before you graduate and move away from Orlando.


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Adventure traveling

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Spring Break Across The World Spring Break: A staple in any American college student’s career. Often times, it’s a week of

absolute debauchery, camaraderie and minimal clothing. It’s a time to cast away the drudgery of winter coats and textbooks, and replace it with sunshine and bikinis. Usually this freedom lasts for a week, but the memories will last a lifetime.

to your house, even if you don’t know them. You share the giant kegs of alcohol and spirits. This in England does not happen.” Sam T. from Australia says: “Spring break well where do I start… People in Australia would say ‘take me there.” I see spring break full of binge boozing, wet t-shirt contests, bikinis, a lot of

From the first week in March to the middle of April, college students travel far and wide

‘America’ in once place at a time, a lot of ‘chugging’, loose hook ups left and right, a lot of egos

across the country, sometimes even out of the country, to escape the cold weather and research

coming together at once, drink drank drunk, pass out. Then, wake up do it again. How it is

papers. They flood the beaches of Panama City Beach with fraternity flags. Key West’s famous

depicted in the movies, I see this being exactly how it would be.”

Duval Street and Smathers Beach are littered with beer cans and funnels. Cruise ships book up completely, each room filled with the young and the wild. Needless to say, spring break is everything we could want and more.

LF from the UK says: “Spring break, much like my perception of America, is an idolized image. It’s fueled by Instagram pictures and Facebook uploads “spring break 2k13!!” After watching The OC, Laguna Beach and even dare I say, Spring Breakers itself, I want to experience this

Growing up, I was always so enchanted with the idea of spring break. I couldn’t wait to be old

holiday, which is portrayed in the movies as adventurous and exciting. I hope to one day party

enough to experience it. As Americans, we are accustomed to the idea. We almost feel entitled

in Cancun or Panama screaming “spring break forever b*tches” and pretending I’m in the

to have this experience. But how does the rest of the world perceive our “tradition”? They’ve

movies. I know though in reality my experience may be a little different.”

seen movies, read books, stalked pictures of their stateside friends on Facebook. But what do they think of the fantasyland we call Spring Break? I’ve asked friends from all over the world to explain to me what they believe a typical American college student’s spring break consisted of. This is what they came back to me with.

Carl from Germany says: “My perception of Spring Break boils down pretty much to everyone going to Florida at gigantic pool parties. There’s a bunch of people that can’t handle their liquor and tons of ‘friendly’ girls. It’s basically the movies fault I think this way, but I guess there is some truth to the myth.”

Enrique from Costa Rica says: “Party, alcohol and lots of naked people. Spending time with

Tom from Australia: “Spring break in America looks intense! From all the knowledge that I

friends and going to the beach. You come back with a good tan. But it’s the same thing that

have gathered from movies, American girls are crazy and like to show a lot of skin, so good.

happens in every country…”

There’s no better place is the world to have an Australian accent.”

Sam J. from Australia says: “Living in Australia and never having experienced Spring Break

Ailie from Scotland says: “American spring break is portrayed as one big party. Large groups

in the USA, what I know of it consists primarily of what I’ve seen on TV and in movies. While

of guys or girls go away to somewhere hot, usually in the US or Mexico. Cabo seems to be a

I’m sure these depictions are exaggerated, it makes sense that large groups of college students

popular destination for spring break. The hotels have groups of young Americans who are there

holidaying in the same area would party and drink together. Our closest equivalent in Australia

to party. At the end of Spring Break, any drama which has happened is meant to stay there, and

is ‘Schoolies Week,’ where thousands of high school students holiday at a popular beach for

everyone goes back to their normal lives.”

a week to celebrate having completed 12th grade. This generally involves parties, drinking, sex and fights, much like Hollywood’s depiction of Spring Break. I imagine the similarities

Thomas from Amsterdam sums it up in five words: “Beer. Chicks. Nice weather. Chilling.”

with our Schoolies Week are many. Attendees’ behaviour is generally exaggerated thanks to

As you can see, the world perceives our spring break as a crazy, alcohol-induced rager with

alcohol and/or drugs, as well as a sense of relief and relative anonymity. Residents dread it, and

young girls clad in skimpy bikinis and guys running around with loads of alcohol. Now, not

other vacationers avoid the area at that time of the year. Nonetheless, it is widely considered

every spring break is as crazy as this depiction. However many of us can agree that at least once

a worthwhile tradition.”

in our college career, we have experienced a similar scenario to the ones our overseas friends

Brad from the UK says: “American spring break. It has so many over the top movies based on

have described. Our college Spring Break reputation has preceded us.

comedies or horrors. I imagine, after the movies, that it is loads of college kids just going crazy

This spring break, I hope you all have a wild and crazy time, come back with a few unbelievable

and doing dumb stuff! They always seem to be screaming “SPRING BREAK” at the top of their

stories, but ultimately, stay safe. And if you are to meet a foreign friend along the way, make

lungs! There’s drinking heavily, wearing very little clothing at a beach with loud music blaring

sure to show them the time of their lives. Maybe even scream “SPRING BREAK FOREVER”

out from all angles. IT LOOKS AWESOME! You all are so hospitable. You invite the whole town

at the top of your lungs just to make their Spring Break dreams come true.


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number at the check-out line to immediately redeem coupons, which makes the process

You see them walking

around the grocery store with their stuffed envelopes or bulging binders. They peruse aisles with a plan and strategy in mind, and you definitely don’t want to

CASSIE WILKINSON Zeta Tau Alpha

Cassie is a junior studying Englishcreative writing. You may contact her at cwilk92@knights.ucf.edu.

get stuck behind them in the check-out line. These are extreme couponers. “People really take time to strategize and plan out their shopping trips. They have written out lists and have calculated all the costs before they step foot in the Publix,” said Mariana Seabra, who has worked at a local Publix for three years. Since the late 1800s, Americans have been utilizing coupons to save money. Despite what many people might think, due to the recent attention coupons have been receiving from reality shows like Extreme Couponing, coupon usage has actually decreased 14.3 percent since 2011, according to Inmar. In 2012, 310 billion coupons were distributed

hassle-free. Winn Dixie also allows customers to load e-coupons from their website onto their loyalty cards. “I like looking online at the grocery store’s deals and coupons before I actually go to the store. Then I make a list of the discounted items or items that I found coupons for. I’m not extreme about it, or anything, but the most I’ve saved is $21 and I only spent a little over $30,” said Meredith Reagin, a student and local shopper. The majority of people who use coupons don’t consider themselves to be extreme, although 60 percent of shoppers in a survey said they used coupons for more than half of their shopping trips. Even so, there are some people who dedicate hours to finding and clipping coupons so that they can save unheard of amounts of money. Some of these people even walk away without paying a dime, and are actually given money back “People get really into it and watch the check-out screen like a hawk to make sure that I don’t miss anything. There have been a few times where the person left with over $200 worth of groceries for basically pennies,” said Seabra.

and only 3 billion of those coupons were actually redeemed in stores. Comparatively,

There are restrictions to some coupons, for example, how many you can use or if

in 2011, 3.5 billion coupons were redeemed out of the 313 billion distributed. That has

you need to buy a certain amount for the coupon to be redeemable. Guidelines vary

been the highest redemption year to date.

and most are listed on stores’ websites. Other restrictions can be found on the coupon

Although there has been a slight decrease in coupon usage, some couponers are continuing to utilize coupons to their advantage. “I recently saw someone at the park who was reselling a bunch of nonperishable items, like hygienic products and napkins, that she acquired from couponing. I’m not sure how much she actually had to spend, but considering her resale prices, it probably wasn’t a lot,” said student, Jordan Crawford. Coupons first became popular from newspaper and publication inserts. These inserts are called free-standing inserts and are still the most distributed and redeemed coupons, which account for 88.8 percent of printed coupons, like the ones you find in a Sunday newspaper. Other coupon types include direct mail, first-time shopper coupons, buyone-get-one free (BOGO) and free giveaways. These, along with other forms of coupons, accounted for more than $484 billion of coupons that were distributed in 2012. As technology advances, it shoppers have more opportunities to find and use coupons. In fact, 67 percent of customers said they would use coupons more if they were more available online. Grocery stores have started to adapt to these trends by offering coupons

itself. For example, Publix accepts manufacturers’ coupons, but limits to one per item, while Winn Dixie allows shoppers to stack coupons, meaning they can combine instore coupons with manufacturer’s coupons, which could be equivalent to paying nearly nothing. It may surprise you to learn that, according to Nielson, consumers living in households who have income levels of more than $100,000 are almost twice as likely to use coupons as those living in $35,000 income level households. Most people would assume that a wealthier household doesn’t need to use coupons as much. This could be a reflection of technology availability. Since printing coupons and finding coupons via internet and smartphones is becoming more popular, it wouldn’t be as easily accessible to people from lower income households. Although coupons decreased in redemption rates last year, the future looks promising for these budget savers. The continual advancement in technology will put ease into coupon usage, making it a more hassle-free and routine activity for shoppers.

on their websites, or online, as well as in print. For example, Publix allows shoppers

Even if you’re not an extreme couponer, coupouning electronically, or the old-fashion

to go online and view digital coupons. Instead of having to print them out and bring

way, is an easy way to save a few dollars and keep you and your bank account happy.

them into the store, shoppers can digitally clip the coupon, then type in their phone


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ST. paTrick’S daY

to be a slave. According to folklore, a voice came to Patrick in his dreams, telling him

Like any well-functioning human being, I love a good holiday. My childhood was a series of reasons to celebrate, strung together, and St. Patrick’s Day was no

STEPHANIE GOENAGA Zeta Tau Alpha

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exception. While waking up to leprechauns, a.k.a. my parents, dyeing our milk and the water in the toilet bowl green was pretty exciting, I much prefer the holiday as a college student. Most college students celebrate St. Patrick’s Day knowing just three things: it’s an Irish holiday, there will be green beer and there will be green everything else. I decided to look a little further into the history of St. Patrick’s Day and where the best St. Patrick’s Day festivals take place in the U.S. so you’ll know where to celebrate when your days as a UCF student are over. Here are some fun St. Patty’s day facts, according to National Geographic. Saint patrick

to escape and go back to Ireland. He was ordained as a priest and spent much of his life trying to convert the Irish to Christianity. Years after his death on March 17, 461, mythology grew around Patrick and later he was honored as the patron saint of Ireland. The Shamrock According to folklore, Patrick used a shamrock to explain the Christian holy trinity. Three-leaf clovers are actually scarce due to Ireland’s harsh winters. guinness On a regular day, 5.5 million pints of Guinness are consumed around the world. On St. Patrick’s day, that amount more than doubles, to 13 million pints. St. patrick’s day in america Some of the cities with the biggest St. Patrick’s Day celebrations are Savannah, New York, Boston, Charleston and, of course, Chicago where the Chicago River is dyed green each year.

The real St. Patrick wasn’t even Irish. Mind. Blown. He was born in Britain to an

You may be stuck in Orlando for St. Patrick’s Day this year, but at least now you can

aristocratic Christian family, around A.D. 390. Patrick showed no interest in Christianity

impress people with your knowledge of the holiday while you’re celebrating at The

as a boy but, later, had a religious awakening when, at 16 years old, he was kidnapped

Knights Pub. Just make sure you’re wearing green; no one likes getting pinched.


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March MaDneSS: WhaT DreaMS are MaDe OF

March Madness isn’t just a catchy creative marketing title, it captures exactly what to expect when watching the tournament. There’s nothing more exhilarating than to watch the nobodies take out the top dog. Let’s look at the top five biggest upsets in March Madness history.

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5. Richmond (15) vs. Syracuse (2), 1991. In an unmatched effort, heavily favored Syracuse never once led during the game. Coming within one point gave hope to fans, but three Richmond free throws late in the game put the nail in the coffin for this game.

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held a slight lead with a 43-41 score. In the second half, UNLV started to pull away until Greg Anthony, a key point guard for UNLV, fouled out. Duke began to come back. Duke’s Christian Laettner hit two free throws at the end to put the Blue Devils ahead and, despite a missed last ditch effort by UNLV, Duke proved to be the victor. 2. Villanova (8) vs. No. 1 Georgetown (1), 1985. Villanova, the clear underdogs in this game, surprisingly kept Georgetown on their heels with a 29-28 halftime score. The game was back-and-forth, and the Wildcats didn’t take the lead until they went up 55-54 with 2:36 remaining. If that wasn’t enough, Villanova hit 11 of 14 free throws to hold off the Hoyas. This game made history because Villanova became the lowest-seeded team ever to win the national championship.

4. Princeton (13) vs. No. 4 UCLA (4), 1996. What had been a close game, through and through, had six minutes remaining with Princeton falling seven points behind. Like a Hollywood movie, a switch was suddenly flipped and Princeton rallied together to shut down UCLA and come back in this thriller. UCLA’s Toby Bailey tried for a buzzer beater to tie the game, but dreams were shattered as the bucket was missed. Final score: 43-41.

1. North Carolina State (6) vs. Houston (1), 1983. NC State took advantage of a slow paced Houston early, leading by halftime. After halftime, Houston went on a 17-2 run to take a 43-35 lead. NC State’s Dereck Whittenburg brought the team back to tie the score at 52. After the Cougars’ Alvin Franklin missed a free throw, NC State rebounded and held the ball until the game’s final seconds. A pass by NC was blocked, but the NC State player managed to grab the ball and heave a lob at the net from 30 feet away with time almost up. The ball was short of the rim, but Lorenzo Charles caught the ball in midair and slammed it down for the buzzer beater. The most memorable scene of the game was the after affect – Houston players collapsed while NC State’s coach, Jim Valvano, ran around looking for someone to hug.

3. Duke (2) vs. No. 1 UNLV (1), 1991. This game was a prime example of the principle of defense wins games. UNLV’s national player of the year, Larry Johnson, was held to only 13 points by Duke’s high-powered defense. At the end of the first half, the Rebels

As every year seems to prove, there should be no shortage of teams falling short and upsets. Nothing is guaranteed during March Madness. Only time will tell who will cut down the net this year.


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Dear Rachel Canning Dear Rachel Canning,

Thank you from all the millennials and people of our generation in confirming that we are lazy and spoiled. Not only do most of the older generations already think that we are entitled, but by suing your parents, you have really driven home the point. You have already lost the first case, and if you somehow win the next ruling in April, I will officially lose faith in our justice department. Thanks again, Ryan McCready and the rest of my generation For anyone who doesn’t know what the heck I am talking about, Rachel Canning is an 18-year-old from New Jersey who is currently suing her parents. She is taking her parents to court in an attempt to get them to pay for her private high school tuition, weekly living expenses and college tuition. And how could I forget about the legal fees, she wants her parents to pay for that too. In my opinion, paying for high school tuition fees does fall on the responsibilities of the parents. But when the fees are more than $12,000 a year, which is more than some college tuition; it becomes less reasonable to expect that. Especially in this case where it is reported by the parents that Canning “emancipated herself by defying their household rules on curfew, drinking and respectfulness to them.” They also go on to say that she has been suspended twice, and they believe that her boyfriend is a bad influence. To combat the disrespect her parents gave her an ultimatum, which she choose to ignore and moved in with a friend. She officially left their house in October, and her parents decided that they would cut her off on her birthday, Nov. 1.

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Canning also called Child Protective Services earlier this fall and the investigation came up with nothing. Her father said the investigation was closed when the investigator determined that she was “spoiled.” This behavior led Superior Court Judge Peter Bogaard to rule that her parents are not required to pay a weekly child support, the remaining balance on her high school tuition or allow her access to her college fund. It seems that the judge and I were on the same page because those demands sound insane to a girl that left her home voluntarily. She is currently working at TGIFriday’s to support herself. Working before and during college is how a lot of America pays for college tuition, and it bothers me that she thinks she shouldn’t have to. Especially if she left her home voluntarily, if she was forced out then it is a different story. Judge Bogaard is delaying his ruling on the payment of college tuition until April 22nd. Until then, it will be determined if Canning voluntarily left her home or was forced out by her parents. From what I have seen and read, her parents did the right thing to combat the growing sense of entitlement in the youth of America. Her parents still seem to love her and her dad put it perfectly by saying, “We’re heartbroken, but what do you do when a child says, ‘I don’t want your rules but I want everything under the sun and you to pay for it?’” This case also has a lot of potential to set a bad precedent if it is found that she left voluntarily and wins the case. It could cause serious litigation throughout the county to pop up almost overnight. For now we will just have to wait and see how it plays out on April 22nd.



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Humor tweets

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Full Court Press @PrinterME The “car horns” in the stands Blake Bortles @BBortles5 Dreamt about the combine since I make the broadcast of USA Hockey game unbearable to watch. was a kid! Fired up to compete in all aspects of it, especially My ears are bleeding. #Olympics2014 #USAHockey

throwing!

The New York Times @nytimes Derek Jeter Says End of 2014 UCF Health Services @UCFHealthCenter Condoms are very Season Is Right Time to Move On ESPN @espn Team USA advances. Team Canada advances. 2010 Vancouver rematch, here we come. UberFacts @UberFacts Facebook tracks (and records) all the sites you visit while you’re logged in.

effective at preventing STDs. We always have them for FREE for students! #ucf E! Online @eonline “Unfit for human food”—Hot Pockets containing meat from “diseased and unsound animals” have been recalled​


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