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THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A SOUTHERN BELLE PAGE 2

GLORY, GLORY TO OLE GEORGIA PAGE 3 ROAD TRIPPING TO TOP SOUTHERN CITIES PAGE 7 TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOUTHERN GIRLS DO IT BETTER PAGE 13

PHI MU LOVES THE OLD SOUTH Photo credit: Micala Brown

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Existing

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A SOUTHERN BELLE as

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epitome of all Southern traditions, the alwaysanticipated Old South celebration embodies c h i v a l r y,

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h i s t o r y,

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and above all else

more manageable. By nature it appears as though hoop skirts impede most normal movements. I can’t say I’ve tried it, but watching my friends sit down in these dresses required a little bit of blood, sweat, and tears. Here in the South, celebrating Southern traditions is of the utmost importance, so when Old South comes around next year -- remember to put your best foot forward and appreciate the efforts put forth by the ladies. After all, it isn’t always easy to be a Southern Belle.

outrageously large dresses. Celebrated by members of the Kappa Alpha Chapter at UGA, this annual weekend event features a parade as well as an awesome evening extravaganza. When it comes to Old South, let’s face it -- getting ready for a girl is much more difficult than it is for a guy. Around campus come March, it’s easy to notice fraternity members relatively easy, some sporting mustaches that they have been working on for months in advance. Similar to any other date night, I imagine that they shine their shoes, straighten their shirts and pick up their dates, sporting the traditional Southern attire of suspenders, khaki pants and white button-down shirts. On the other hand, the ladies have it much more difficult compared to their dates. Beginning with dress rentals, finding an Old South gown is by no means an easy feat. Requiring floor length, antebellum style dresses with descriptions such as “floor length,” “pointed bodice,” “sleeveless with ruffled collar” and “multi-layer ruffled skirt” can seem a bit intimidating. Establishing itself as more than just a mere Friday night social, Old South is the equivalent of either prom or a debutante ball. With dress rentals ranging in price from around $100 to $500 dollars,

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dresses aren’t necessarily inexpensive. Depending upon how desperately you want to be the “Belle Of The Ball,” finding a dress in the right size, length and color can be an intimidating feat. Although I can’t say from personal experience that I’ve ever worn a gown of such extravagance, from what I’ve heard and can imagine, hoop skirts weren’t necessarily the most logical idea. Wearing cowboy boots underneath makes the whole experience a little bit

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GLORY, GLORY TO OLE GEORGIA To the rest of the world, the American South is somewhat of an anomaly. It’s not like any other place in the world. Our traditions, cuisine and fashion set us apart from everywhere else. Because we are so different, the South is often viewed as backwards and poked fun at by everyone else.

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I was born and raised in the South but never really identified myself as a Southerner. I saw news reports, TV shows and read articles that made the South seem like a place where everyone wears shirts with the sleeves cut off, drives monster trucks, marries their cousins and reads at a second grade reading level. I remember watching a Saturday Night Live episode where they had an actor portray someone from the South, thick accent and dirty trucker hat and all. I spent most of my childhood determined to distance myself from that, proving to everyone I wasn’t “Southern.” I had let society convince me to only see the negative side of the South, and I turned my nose up at something I should have taken pride in. As I grew older, and became better traveled, I realized what a wonderful place the South really was.

In New Jersey, I went to Seaside and realized every culture has its more embarrassing members. In France, I realized how important manners were and how much I missed the times someone would hold the door open for me. In Ukraine, as I ate potato gruel, I realized the significance of cultural cuisine while I yearned for grits. Mexico taught me to appreciate my culture’s music, even if I didn’t necessarily enjoy it. I started traveling to escape the South and prove that I was sophisticated, set on “overcoming” my Southern-ness, but everywhere I traveled, there was always something missing. Something that made me miss home. I’ve had some incredible experiences abroad. I’ve seen castles in Scotland, hiked the mountains of Brazil and zip-lined through the forest in Jamaica, but there is something about Georgia -- a sense of civility and charm -- that I haven’t felt anywhere else. Walking the streets of Savannah, Georgia as a 17 year old, I began to understand how amazing the South really is. At UGA, I have had the privilege of working with some of the most brilliant people in the world. An accent does not determine intellectual ability. Our cuisine is diverse and delicious. The South has such great cultural pride that we have a whole genre of music dedicated to it. New Yorkers might choose to view me as some kind of undereducated country bumpkin, but that’s okay. I will just point them to my degree from the University of Georgia, chuckle, pour myself a sweet tea and enjoy some SEC football.

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WHY GOING TO SCHOOL IN THE SOUTH IS THE BEST DECISION YOU WILL EVER MAKE Coming from someone who has spent her whole life in the North, there is certainly something special about the South. I don’t know if it’s the longer summers, the sweet tea, or the hospitality I’ve experienced here, but it is unlike any other. Going to school in the South is the best decision you will ever make. #1 When friends from up North told me they actually dressed up for class, I couldn’t help but laugh. Down here, a large t-shirt, Nike shorts, and some sneakers will suffice in terms of being presentable for class. The only time we dress up is when we are going out, so looking super casual for class is always the go to. This seems to be unique to the South, and especially here at the University of Georgia. #2 One word. Tailgating. Tailgating in the South isn’t just an event, it’s a lifestyle. It’s all about what you’re wearing, what you’re drinking, and whom you’re with. Tailgating for a night football game doesn’t mean a couple hours, it means all day. Young and old, everyone

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their best sundresses, boots, and favorite koozie. But one thing

to remember when tailgating in the South -- it’s a marathon, not a sprint. #3 Cowboy boots are acceptable for any occasion. Whether it’s class, a football game, going out, or running errands, they’re the perfect accessory for girls and guys. I’ve never seen so many boots until I came to school in Georgia, and now when I go back home, I can’t help but think that those people don’t

know what they’re missing out on. #4 I read a study that most college freshmen don’t actually gain the freshman fifteen. False. When you go to school in the South, be prepared for a whole lot of fried to be thrown your way. Here, sides are considered whole meals, and don’t be surprised when your vegetables are fried too. Your new hangover cures will probably come from Zaxby’s, Chick-fil-a, or The Varsity. #5 Above all other reasons, people come to the South to get away. It is a place that, without fail, people fall in love with and never want to leave. Maybe it’s the traditions or the way of life, but it never fails to appeal to everyone who visits. There’s a reason for the saying we have here at UGA: It gets in your blood and stays forever.

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ESSENTIALS TO A SOUTHERN CAMPUS: FIELD PARTIES Welcome to the South where the tea is sweet ALEX EVERHART and the girls are sweeter, Alpha Omicron Pi cowboy boots are a must, Alex is a sophomore studying and country music is the p re - j o u r n a l i s m a n d p u b l i c relations. You may contact her at way of life. The South abe1993@uga.edu. is home to our great university that embodies this amazing lifestyle. Here in the South, we embrace our Southern roots and know how to have a good time. A Southern university is incomparable to anything up North, considering that we know how to have a good time and throw a great party. Of course, up in the Yankee territory students consider a party a six-pack of beer in someone’s basement with an iPod playlist. No. That is not how we do it down here. We gather up hundreds of our closest friends, a live country band, kegs of beer and a large bonfire. A field party is an experience like no other. Nothing beats live music and an all-day party. Whether it is at Pappy’s Field for a fraternity event or the Luke Brian Farm Tour, field parties are specific to the South. You don’t hear Northern

universities hanging around outside in tailgates at a bonfire. Field parties are a time to enjoy company and Southern hospitality. After hanging out at a farm, you tend to make some of your closest friends. These types of grand events are the biggest parties you will ever attend. Field parties and concerts start when the sun comes up and don’t end until the sun has been down for hours. If you go to this university and you have never been to a field party, put down what you are doing and go to one right now. That is the best part about it. Someone is always ready to head out to the closest farm and chill out in some lawn chairs. In my opinion, field parties are what make the South great. It is a characteristic of our section of the world that makes us so unique. You can’t find these experiences anywhere else. Unlike other parties, you can’t mess up a field party. If you have ten friends or a thousand friends, a cover band or Eric Church, field parties are going to be a good time. Now that the weather is finally warmer, parties on a farm are gearing back up again. Enjoy these opportunities to hang out on beautiful land because you won’t find it anywhere else.

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PARTY DOWN SOUTH

I’m going to start this article with a very broad but, also, very true statement: reality television shows do Sigma Pi nothing but degrade the Chris is a junior studying MIS. You people on them and those may contact him at chrsfreeman181@ who watch them. There is gmail.com. nothing “real” about the shows at all – just the very real stupidity of the cast. The fake world every reality show takes place in, whether it is Jersey Shore or The Real World, revolves around petty drama, poor acting and sex. Needless to say, I do not look highly upon any reality television show or any reality TV actors, so the fact that Party Down South is being filmed in my back yard makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

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I had never heard of the reality TV show before being told by a friend that they were filming at Boars Head. My friend kept insisting on dragging me with her to see them filming but, thankfully, my head was screwed on straight and I stayed home. Regardless, my friend deemed it necessary to tell me all about her night with the very classy cast of Party Down South. After having to sign a personal release and have her picture taken by a crew member,

she walked in to a mostly empty bar where the crew had set up shop with their equipment on one side; on the other side were five hicks dancing around like children with five personal cameramen filming their every intoxicated move. I was forced to listen to all sorts of ridiculous and disgusting stories about everything from college girls taking body shots off chubby rednecks sprawled out on the bar to the one about the brunette barely wearing clothes and grinding on anything with a pulse. She told me how the fat Willie Robertson impersonator, who is forever draped in a cut-off American flag shirt, peed in the sink and how the bleach blonde Backstreet Boy wannabe mooched every drop of alcohol he could from desperate college kids thirsty for attention and screen time. From what I understood, that night in Boars Head with the cast of Party Down South was like every low point of every college student’s career wrapped up into a four hour period because, God knows, they didn’t make it to last call. But, wait, there’s good news! The great folks of Party Down South will continue filming their entire second season in Athens! And even though the University of Georgia is one of the premiere research institutions in the country, with an unbelievable business school and deeply rooted traditions, I fear that we’ll be most remembered for this reality television show on CMT that portrays people south of the Mason-Dixon line as inbred drunks and Neanderthals who would do anything to get out of the trailer park they live in. At least, we still have REM and Bubba Watson to be proud of.

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ROAD TRIPPING TO THE TOP SOUTHERN CITIES Written By Elizabeth Edel With summer only a few weeks away, the break we’ve been looking forward to all year is upon us. While most students plan on working, taking classes and catching up on Netflix, there’s always time for a quick road trip. The south is full of big cities, little towns, beaches and music halls, and summer is the perfect excuse to explore something new. Here’s a quick guide to a few of the southern hot spots worthy of the drive. 1. Nashville. The home of the Grand Ole Opry and the Country Music Hall of Fame, Tennessee’s Music City is sure to live up to your expectations. Downtown is bustling, even during the day, with great shopping, fantastic barbeque and unique places to sightsee, like Printer’s Alley and the river. After a recent trip there, I can truly say it made me so sad to leave. 2. Charleston. A little slice of southern history, Charleston has one of the most memorable historic districts south of the Mason-Dixon. Places like Rainbow Row, Waterfront Park and White Point Garden Park, and many others, add to the ambiance that hasn’t lost touch with the past. There are tons of great restaurants that exemplify South Carolina’s unique low country cuisine and beaches are just a short drive away. Charleston is perfect for those who want a weekend trip to both the city and the waterfront. 3. Savannah. Another old South city, Savannah’s downtown is on the water and

bursting at the seams with old war relics, antebellum mansions and well manicured parks. Most well known for it’s over-the-top St. Patty’s Day celebrations, Savannah has a great nightlife and is perfect for those who want to get to know parts of Georgia, south of Atlanta. 4. Chattanooga. Another Tennessee tourist location, Chattanooga is a gorgeous city with some of the South’s friendliest. It’s claim to fame is an awesome aquarium equipped with an Imax theatre and riverboat cruises. There’s also a mountain you can hike and at the top you can see five states at once. Like Nashville, there’s no shortage of good Tennessee barbeque and other great local eateries. It’s a great place for a relaxing weekend with friends. 5. New Orleans. While it’s a good eight-hour drive from Athens, New Orleans is worth it. The food is absolutely amazing, especially if you like Cajun spices and fresh-caught seafood. I took a college visit there during Mardi Gras and the city has so much life every night of the week. Of course, there’s the infamous Bourbon Street, which definitely defines the epic nightlife that is New Orleans. There are also great sporting events, concerts and sightseeing. And if you have time, make sure to stop by the Café Du Monde for their world-famous beignets. While these are just a few of the noteworthy Southern cities worth visiting, it’s a pretty good start for the college traveler. So pack up your car, find some adventurous friends and see what makes the South the best half of the East Coast.

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Regardless of where

you were raised, I am willing to bet that you can fake a Southern accent fairly well. No one would ever notice

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you were faking, right? Wrong. Though you may be able to throw around a few choice twangy colloquialisms that you’ve heard on TV or in movies, there is a lot more to a Southern accent than that. For those of you who are home grown Southerners and self proclaimed belles and beaus, I can imagine you know a thing or two about accents yourself. It only takes a fraction of a second to separate those who grew up in metro Atlanta from those who hail from the Georgia-Florida line. Technically speaking, Southern American English makes up the largest linguistic group in the entire United States. That being said, you can’t expect an accent group that spans such a broad region to be anything less than as multifarious as the people who inhabit it. Does a Texan’s accent resemble that of a resident of the mountains in North Carolina? No. Does a farmer from South Georgia speak with the same drawl as a musician born in Nashville? No.

accent itself does not exist -- depending upon where you are in the country, the

Here’s the thing, though: they all qualify as people who speak Southern

accent your ears pick up on may be classified as Virginia Piedmont, African

American English (SAE, for short). Southern American English itself can not

American Vernacular, Yat, Mississippi Delta, Creole, or Highland Southern

be used as an overarching distinction. Time and county lines have broken it

(to name just a few).

into two main sections, referred to as Old and New SAE.

Each has taken on its own quirks, idioms, and tones specific to the area. Each

Old SAE is what you’re hearing when you listen to “Miss Sacaaaaahlet” from

produces a sound unique to its people. If you listen closely enough, there’s

Gone With the Wind. It’s the epitome of a Southern drawl, characterized by

a chance you’ll hear the remnants of the past -- the accents of early explorers

looooooong vowel sounds. Nowadays, you’re most likely to hear it spoken

who visited America, farmers from neighboring states who rode into town to

in northern Alabama and central Texas.

trade goods at the market, the Scottish families who were the first to establish

New SAE, on the other hand, has a great many sub-categories of grammatical

the community, or refugees who settled together in hopes of a better future.

anomalies rather than vowel sound extensions. This is the type of accent that

So, though the word y’all will be thrown back and forth across campus at

is familiar to most of us, as it lays claim to the most well-known word of the

least a trillion times tomorrow, remember that each one is different. Each one

Southern United States: y’all.

has a background of its own. It isn’t just a Southern accent you’re hearing

After being placed into a parent group of Old or New Southern American English, a Southern accent must be identified by dialect. A singular Southern

-- it’s history.

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GONE FISHIN’

Here in the South it gets hot, real hot. Want to know how to spend a hot summer day? Spend a day and night by the river or lake, and if by Pi Kappa Alpha water, one might as well cast a line. Some of my Alfred is a junior studying favorite traditions during communication studies. You may a Southern summer are contact him at amills@uga.edu. fishing, jugging, and gigging. There are a few common ways to enjoy fishing depending upon the gear one has. Trolling is one of the more relaxing and hands off styles. With a boat, just cast your lines behind and to the sides of the vessel and drag them along. Then, pull up the outboard, drop the trolling motor, sit back and wait. Some prefer this technique because of the ample time to drink a beer between bites. Taking a little more skill, casting from a bank is more common. While casting a lure to the exact spot you want, reel it in and hope for a nibble. Cast and recast. This style holds its advantage in the ease in which you can pinpoint where you want the line to go. Casting employs precision and flexibility to allow one to reach the hidden, covered honey holes. The final two are unique in that they both are usually adopted for catfishing. Some utilize the trotline and their hand to catch these mammoth bottom feeders. The trotline is a heavy line tied across an area of water (i.e. a channel or stream) with fishing

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lines suspended horizontally in the water with baited hooks at the end. They can be set out and left unattended. They are often weighted and dropped to the bottom in hopes for catfish. Another style applied in the South, one that is for the strong at heart only, is called noodling. This is the act of feeling out the riverbank or lake floor with your hands and feet until you find an occupied catfish den. You then dive under and stick your hand in the hole to agitate the fish until it clamps down. At this point you have caught your prey and you drag him up. This can be dangerous when you are swimming in areas known to have snapping turtles or alligators, but it is a thrilling catch nonetheless. While on the topic of turtles, and to continue the catfish theme, the art of jugging is also a great Southern tradition. Take some old milk jugs from around your home and tie baited and weighted fishing lines to the handles. After you drop these in the lake, you can leave them and spend the night by the campfire – cracking a beer is usually encouraged. The next morning you go back out in your boat and collect the lines, hopefully with a catfish or turtle on the end. Frog gigging. This sport is my favorite out of the three. There are many techniques, but my personal favorite is for one person to slip the boat up to the bank while another holds a spotlight shining in the frog’s eyes. After you get close enough, the last person, armed with a pronged gig, spears the amphibian. A successful night of hunting could land you a large dinner the next evening. A Southern summer is stocked with popular traditions. Fishing is one of the most popular and relaxing. It is a past time that survived generations and will continue to entertain Dixieland for years to come.

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GOOD FOR THE SOUL

you’re in the mood for biscuits and gravy, well, Oklahoma has some of the

The first thing my mom asks me when I come home from college is, “what do you want for dinner?” She knows I’m tired of the

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constant eating out and just want a good Southern home cooked meal. My answer to her question usually ends up being fried chicken, homemade macaroni and cheese, corn bread and some cheese grits, of course.

best. Tennessee is known for their amazing barbecue, while Georgia has some of the best peaches you’ll ever enjoy. You can find chain restaurants around the country that offer you “Southern” food, but nothing beats the locally owned Southern eateries. What would the South even be without its soul food? Many don’t know the origin of “soul food,” but around the time of civil rights, many African-Americans coined the terms “soul sister,” “soul brother,” and “soul music” to revive their American culture. So, it was only a matter of time until “soul food” became a term to describe the delicious food that

Even though I can’t eat her delicious homemade food forever, Athens offers

African-Americans had been cooking for generations. This food caught on

some of the best places to get some soul food so I can feel like I’m right back

quickly in the Deep South and thrived. Hush puppies, collard greens, sweet

at home.

potatoes, cobbler -- the list goes on and on.

It’s hard to drive around the South and not see dozens of restaurants claiming

I may be biased, but the South has some of the best food in the country.

to have the best chicken and waffles or freshly baked biscuits, but that’s what

I’ve seen what the North has to offer, and while they have some delicious

makes the South so great. The food is made fresh, it’s comforting to eat, and

cuisines, it doesn’t compare. How could you even think about eating food

no one in the South is going to make you go away hungry.

without having a glass of sweet tea by your side?

People are drawn to the South because of the variety of food it offers. If

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOUTHERN GIRLS DO IT BETTER

10. Y’all. What guy doesn’t melt when they hear a girl with a Southern drawl say “y’all.” Boys go crazy worldwide I tell ya, WORLDWIDE. 9. Proving the stereotype wrong. The drawl can work in our favor and against us. The great thing about a true Southern woman is that she breaks through this stereotype with a Louisville slugger and outsmarts, outworks, and outdoes others. 8. Breaking things with a Louisville slugger isn’t just a figure of speech, it’s a reality. Us Southern girls know how to fend off those pesky “y’all lovers” and ruin those that cross us. 7. Messing with a Southern woman’s friends and family is a whole other level beyond doing literal damage. Our loyalty to one another is fierce -- just call us the Lions of the South. 6. We carry ourselves with dignity and confidence. It’s only fitting that a group of Lions is called a pride because of their stately manner. You can usually find us here at UGA in a red sundress and cowboy boots. 5. How we carry ourselves transpires into how we present ourselves to others. “Yes ma’am,” “Yes sir,” “please,” and “thank you” are staples in our speech. If you don’t get that, you’re probably from the North. 4. The South always gets the connotation that it’s stuck in the past, but that’s only because we value tradition. Speaking for those women that are truly

Southern, not ignorant -we are quite progressive, GRACIE we just do it in a sweeter and more poised way. PRESTON Kappa Delta 3. We’re smarter than men. We may be sweet to Gracie is a senior studying preour core, but we’re just business. You may contact her at gp28@uga.edu. as manipulative. It’s a fact. We just don’t flaunt it like men flaunt their manhood. We know when to let a man think he’s doing what he wants and have learned, most likely from our mommas, how to convince them that our idea really is theirs. 2. No fun was had if there wasn’t a little hell raising in the process. For goodness sake, we know how to take mud and make it into one of the most anticipated results of rain -- mud bogging, four wheel riding, and dirt road cruising to name a few. 1. Our faith is what makes us who we are. Our communities are built around the teachings of our churches, and you don’t mess with the Gospel. To all you readers, bless your heart.

Humor lol

@_davidlucas_: In 2000 years, people will celebrate all this with chocolate eggs delivered by an imaginary rabbit.  ~Time travelling me, to Pontius Pilate. @Xoolun: The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet.   So I have now switched to mint Oreos. @MadamBetteNoire: Has anyone seen my jacket? It’s white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt. @fuzzlime: If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie. @TheTweetOfGod: The question is not “Why is Instagram not working?” but “Why does the world need another picture of you?” #instagramnotworking

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@Scdavis24: Two things I will never understand the appeal of:  1) Open relationships  2) Hairless cats

@CoopSoSarc: Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school.

@Swishergirl24: If I tell you I can’t text you because I’m driving, it’s only because I’m also eating.

@Ghetto_Trophy: No, YOUR illiterate.

@NotthatAdamWest: Carol from Facebook said she’s “taking it one day at a time,” so I responded “me too. That’s how days work.” @Hect0rMayorga: They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion “The true grease stain remover” @WheelTod: If asked at a job interview “what’s your biggest weakness,” test their tolerance for honesty by replying “mortality.”

@eeethanford: I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies. Get it together, English. @AngelaEhh: This liquid diet crap is a scam. I’ve been drinking beer since last Tuesday, and I’m still fat. @robfee: So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer” @SocialExtortion: Try talking to a dog without asking it a question. Go ahead, I dare you.

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