Funny Team Names KooTeePee: The individual who finds out what KooTeePee signifies will be the...oh I see you do not care. Lazy lazy lazy!
Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes: This has GOT to be a single of the funniest team names ever. Just in case you have been wondering, toyo is not a sort of carp. The school's former premises have been a state prison. They are NOT the official mascots or emblems of any of the teams pointed out herein.
Atlanta Thrashers: This is absolutely a name that instills trepidation in the minds of opponents. They never herd cattle. So a person requirements to tell them to adjust it if they want to be taken seriously.
Fotballaget Fart: Need we say far more?
Frankfort Hot Dogs: This name provides a whole new meaning to the phrase 'ate them for breakfast'. The photos used are merely representative and are the reproductions of the author's imagination. Bernard, paws of a cheetah and horns of a buffalo. Properly, in 2013 it is not. Athletes compete in athletic events. *Attempting to find the connection between that little tidbit and the naming of a college athletics group in Idaho. But that is not what these hoyas stand for. Second of all, if your ice hockey team is named after anything as flimsy as a leaf, the opposition may possibly not be very intimidated. Webster University Gorloks: A Gorlok is an imaginary creature that won the honor of becoming the school mascot by, get this, winning a contest at the college. DOTS! The mascot is a brawny DOT. They've (sadly) been listed in alphabetical order, not in order of how ridiculous they are. *This write-up in no way intends to hurt anyone's sentiments. These hoyas are named soon after a Greek/Latin phrase that has means 'What Rocks!', as per their official website.
The Poca High Dots: Bah! Scottsdale's Fighting Artichokes have some significant competition right here. WHAT were they considering?? Wikki Vacationers of Bauchi: This is a Nigerian football group. So if it wasn't for Toyo, they'd just be a team of baseball playing, oily, freshwater fish, that let's face it, no one particular is afraid of. King Faisal Babies: Babies! Yes, BABIES! That's what this football group is known as. When you get over the reality that they call themselves vacationers, what can not fail to befuddle you is the meaning and the necessity of the word 'Wikki' in it. There is just as well significantly astonishment to say anything additional. Point Pleasant Huge Blacks: Once more, not certain if it is politically appropriate to have such a group name.
Sydney Swans: Very apt, if you're in water or...wearing tutus..carrying out a ballet recital...not playing football. Toronto Maple Leafs: OK initial of all, the plural of leaf is leaves not leafs. If you are trying to find a relationship in between that and the truth that they are from Las Vegas, great luck.
Mars Area Fighting Planets: Aaahahahhahahahahaha!
Minnesota Wild: Wild what? Wild as in the adjective? Meaning the players in the ice hockey group are cavemen? Or wild as in the noun? Which means...wait...that does not make sense either.
Montreal Alouettes: Pronounced ah-loo-ett, here's an additional group named soon after an extremely non-threatening bird - a lark. If you sit to compile a list of funny team names, it'll almost certainly by no means end. None established!*
Yuma Criminals: Here's a truly intimidating name. In 1986, ESPN believed 'syrupmakers' was a brilliant name for a sports team. Hmmm. And for all these asking yourself if their mascot is actually an artichoke, YES IT IS! A fairly mean seeking one particular at that. If only a lot more teams would take to calling themselves such names. We rest our case.
University of Idaho Vandals: This group is named soon after a significantly formidable tribe of barbarians...in Europe. Are you guys axes or hatchets? Whichever you are, if you're undesirable, then you are not really good, are you?
Blooming Prairie Great Blossoms: No, this is not the name of a kindergarten ballet class. Nope! Centralia Orphans: The basketball team got this tragic name for the duration of a game in which they were forced to put on mis-matched uniforms due to shortage of funds. What or who can a person blame such an unimaginative name on? Sigh!
Thailand Tobacco Monopoly: This is the name of a Thai soccer club. It's a single issue to feel of something quirky to call your group, and it really is some thing totally distinct to deliberately believe of one thing so outlandish that no a single gets why you would want to call yourselves that. Hmmm. The only cause the college athletics team came up with this name is possibly to prove their vocabulary abilities, along with the fact that they are all going to be super-rich, prescription handlers following they graduate.
Teutopolis Wooden Footwear: All 1 can imagine a group with this name doing is clobbering somebody. You can't image somebody in a group referred to as 'missionaries' fighting. Nevertheless, here's our list of which we consider are the funniest ones. It nevertheless does not justify why it could not be changed when they did. F.C. It is in fact the name of the football team at Blooming Prairie Higher College. If the word 'criminals' does not scare the opponents, the history may do the job. Who's gonna break this to them?
Essential School Obezags: Obezags is an anagram of 'gazebos'. Assemblies had been held in the
prison hospital and classes, in the cell block. And It Continues... Amherst College Lord Jeffs: Field Marshall Jeffery Amherst, a war veteran, was whom the college was named right after. Louis College of Pharmacy Eutectic"/> St. Also straightforward for the opponents if you ask us.
Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters: The members of this Japanese baseball group fight only ham. Neither do we. Hiroshima Toyo Carp: Leave it to the Japanese to come up with a ridiculous name just so they can use an English word in it. But actually using 'clerks' as a team name seems unnecessary, does not it?
Casper Ghosts: They've made it also easy for opponents to call themselves things like Ghostbusters and the like. If only it wasn't named soon after a bird that measures a measly 25 cms. If this Canadian football group thought Frenching a name up would make them look ferocious, boy did they get it incorrect.
New Berlin Pretzels: Everyone run! The weird-shaped bread group is about to get you!
Oakland Athletics: Nope! It really is not a typo. Its physical appearance: face of a St. Hey! Don't shoot the messenger!
Orlando Predators: A name as vague as their supposed violent tendencies.
Peoria Prancers: What an completely masculine name for an all-male hockey group. Do not bother trying to figure this one particular out.
The Georgetown Hoyas: The hoya plant is a sub-tropical plant which is native to Asian nations like China, India, Malaysia, and so forth. An on the web tour of the college shows that the campus has three gazebos. But apparently that's not what they do. Not athletes. It is the name of the team's sponsor. The name is primarily based on a government-owned enterprise that had the 'monopoly' in the manufacture and distribution of tobacco. So, that's how they do it: they scare their opposition with their mean-eyed, perennial thistle of a mascot!
Sidney Lanier Poets: This football team rhymes its opponents into defeat.