Funny Team Names Neither do we. Hiroshima Toyo Carp: Leave it to the Japanese to come up with a ridiculous name just so they can use an English word in it. KooTeePee: The person who finds out what KooTeePee means will be the...oh I see you never care. Absolutely nothing else matters.
Houston Texans: This team name has taken the level of blandness, laziness, and unimaginative behavior to a level no a single can surpass.
Jordan Beetdiggers: Beet diggers dig beet. It is purely for entertainment purposes. Assemblies had been held in the prison hospital and classes, in the cell block. And It Continues... Amherst College Lord Jeffs: Field Marshall Jeffery Amherst, a war veteran, was whom the college was named following. We rest our case.
University of Idaho Vandals: This group is named right after a considerably formidable tribe of barbarians...in Europe. The school's former premises have been a state prison. It's a single thing to believe of one thing quirky to get in touch with your team, and it is some thing entirely various to deliberately consider of anything so outlandish that no a single gets why you would want to call yourselves that. If this Canadian football team thought Frenching a name up would make them seem ferocious, boy did they get it incorrect.
New Berlin Pretzels: Every person run! The weird-shaped bread team is about to get you!
Oakland Athletics: Nope! It's not a typo. Nonetheless, here's our list of which we consider are the funniest ones. Possibly they must all consider alternate professions, what say?
UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs: Banana slugs. If you are trying to discover a relationship in between that and the truth that they're from Las Vegas, excellent luck.
Mars Region Fighting Planets: Aaahahahhahahahahaha!
Minnesota Wild: Wild what? Wild as in the adjective? Meaning the players in the ice hockey team are cavemen? Or wild as in the noun? Meaning...wait...that does not make sense either.
Montreal Alouettes: Pronounced ah-loo-ett, here's one more group named following an really nonthreatening bird - a lark. It is in fact the name of the football group at Blooming Prairie High College. Its physical look: face of a St. Never bother trying to figure this one particular out.
The Georgetown Hoyas: The hoya plant is a sub-tropical plant which is native to Asian nations like China, India, Malaysia, and so forth. So if it wasn't for Toyo, they'd just be a team of baseball playing, oily, freshwater fish, that let's face it, no one particular is afraid of. King Faisal Babies: Babies! Yes, BABIES! That is what this football group is called. The only explanation the college athletics group came up with this name is most likely to prove their vocabulary skills, along with the fact that they're all going to be super-wealthy, prescription handlers right after they graduate.
Teutopolis Wooden Footwear: All one particular can think about a group with this name carrying out is clobbering an individual. What does Wikki imply? Is it a secret adjective meant to frighten opponents? Or is it used just to perplex them since the which means is so certainly unapparent?
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Atlanta Thrashers: This is absolutely a name that instills trepidation in the minds of opponents. None established!*
Yuma Criminals: Here's a genuinely intimidating name. Hey! Do not shoot the messenger!
Orlando Predators: A name as vague as their supposed violent tendencies.
Peoria Prancers: What an definitely masculine name for an all-male hockey team. Awesome!
Bolton Wanderers: Losing cannot be an choice for those who clearly have mastered the art.
Brevard County Manatees: If you have seen a manatee or at least a image, you are going to see how adorably harmless they appear. But that's not what these hoyas stand for. Athletes compete in athletic events. They've (regrettably) been listed in alphabetical order, not in order of how ridiculous they are. *This write-up in no way intends to hurt anyone's sentiments. Just in case you were questioning, toyo is not a type of carp. Impeccable logic!
Lansing Lugnuts: Way also weird to write anything about.
Las Vegas Wranglers: Nope. So, that's how they do it: they scare their opposition with their implyeyed, perennial thistle of a mascot!
Sidney Lanier Poets: This football group rhymes its opponents into defeat.
St. If only a lot more teams would take to calling themselves such names. Bernard, paws of a cheetah and horns of a buffalo. The photos used are merely representative and are the reproductions of the author's imagination. If the word 'criminals' does not scare the opponents, the history may well do the job. The name is primarily based on a government-owned enterprise that had the 'monopoly' in the manufacture and distribution of tobacco. *Attempting to uncover the connection between that small tidbit and the naming of a college athletics team in Idaho. Oh BTW, the boys on sports teams are named 'makers' and the girls are called 'maids'.
Cardozo Clerks: The naming of this team has something to do with Cardozo becoming a Justice in the Supreme Court. Hmmm. Lazy lazy lazy!
Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes: This has GOT to be 1 of the funniest team names ever. Second of all, if your ice hockey team is named after one thing as flimsy as a leaf, the opposition may possibly not be very intimidated. Webster University Gorloks: A Gorlok is an imaginary creature that won the honor of being the college mascot by, get this, winning a contest at the school. Yup, that is what we need to have now. Who's gonna break this to them?
Key School Obezags: Obezags is an anagram of 'gazebos'. If only...
Presbyterian College Blue Hose: Apart from sounding dirty, this name once more, considerably like another one particular beneath has no meaning or imagination. These hoyas are named soon after a Greek/Latin phrase that has indicates 'What Rocks!', as per their official web site.
The Poca High Dots: Bah! Scottsdale's Fighting Artichokes have some severe competition right here. It nevertheless does not justify why it couldn't be changed when they did. F.C. An individual needs to explain the point of naming every team member a Lord Jeff (and in case of females, a Lady Jeff). Braintree Town: You'd consider obtaining the word 'brain' in the name of the town would assist them come up with a better name. But apparently that is not what they do. Effectively, in 2013 it is not. When you get more than the truth that they call themselves vacationers, what cannot fail to befuddle you is the meaning and the necessity of the word 'Wikki' in it. A team known as The Ferocious Ghostbusters!
Chicago Sky: Right here, there and everywhere!
Colorado Crush: Crush meaning the act of violently compressing one thing? Wouldn't Crush'ers' make far more sense then?
Columbia College Fighting Koalas: "The Fighting Koalas notion is to give every single athlete the tools and information to attain personal bests in the sport,..." - The official Fighting Koalas site. Whatever they say, 1 just can not picture one thing as cuddly as a little koala fighting.
Fighting Missionaries: Here's an oxymoron if there ever was 1. As well effortless for the opponents if you ask us.
Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters: The members of this Japanese baseball team fight only ham. And for all those questioning if their mascot is actually an artichoke, YES IT IS! A pretty imply searching 1 at that. Nope! Centralia Orphans: The basketball team got this tragic name in the course of a game in which they were forced to wear mis-matched uniforms due to shortage of funds