Hybrid Runner - 2014-08

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Kaleidoscope Tour pg. 1-4

Matthew O’Leary Editor in Chief

Your Gateway Drug to Fitness pg. 27-28

Laurie Hale

Getting Dirty Podcast

Double Runs pg. 11-16

Roger Smith PhD. Writer/Author


Resolve for Change pg. 17-18

Holly Berkey

MuddyMommy.com

Altitude Training Mask

And epic tale - I mean fail pg. 19-21

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OCR Guru

http://mudfireandbarbedwire.com

Disease Dash Just Run With It pg. 23-26

Neil Murphy

Regiment Running



When I hear the word Gimmick I feel some negative emotions. It makes me think of being fooled into buying something. Tricked into finding value in something that might appear interesting from a glance, but later I will be burdened with buyers remorse. The Color Run is NOT a gimmick. Let me tell you why. As a participant in all the goodness that this magazine represents I enjoy a variety of runs. Don’t misunderstand me. I enjoy that the industry is a hodgepodge of interesting things to do. I know I only speak for a few hundred thousand of you (sorry runners), but if you asked me if I wanted to go run 3 miles Saturday morning I would stare at you uncomfortably wondering if you were serious. Heck NO I don’t want to go running. I do that during my workouts, not for fun! Fun runs changed that for me. Do I want to run? No. Do I want to do something fun that involves running.

Heck YEA! Thats a good time and exercise! I get to goof off and feel good about myself afterwards. Operating a fun run can be a hard gig. Just coming up with something different and interesting to persuade people to come to your race when there are so many others on the same weekend is tough. And then if you come up with something good everyone mimics you. But that stress also forces the people behind these races to come up with some new and interesting ideas that keep me entertained. The Color Run decided to do something different this year. They created the Kaleidoscope Tour. But what is a Kaleidoscope tour? Do we all get kaleidoscopes in our bags ? Are we expected to run through the course staring through a little tube?

Here is some text from the their website http://www.thecolorrun.com “Kaleidoscopes demonstrate the beauty of motion and change. Little shifts can add new depth and color to everything we see. ... remembering what it feels like to just “run for fun”, the Kaleidoscope Tour will be an unforgettable event... ... Think it’s cool to look into a Kaleidoscope? Wait until you run through one! ” Now again I know I am not speaking for everyone, but your telling me I get to run through a big Kaleidoscope? Pshh, Heck YEA!


I think The Color Run honed in on something here. They recognize that everyone wants to have some great pictures with their friends doing something fun and memorable so they save it, remember it and share it. I haven’t done this race yet, but I will and I can’t wait to see what the inside of a kaleidoscope looks like.

The Color Run, let me just say I really enjoyed your website. I can tell just from 5 minutes of browsing that you have a team of artistic people who are passionate about providing a fun and healthy experience. Its your types of races that have put so many of us non-runners into running shoes and Hybrid Runner appreciates the creativity and good nature that comes across in your events.

I encourage everyone to go check out http://www.thecolorrun.com for some killer photos, interesting recipes and of positive message that this company advocates.





http://www.SpecialOpsSeries.com/trek/

Early this September and mid October you can participate in something different from your everyday OCR. Different, and a lot of fun. Each group of participants is lead by an instructor. The group is initially taught new skills including how to properly carry difficult items, knot typing, creating a transport system and rappelling.


Later, groups are broken up into teams to compete against each other in war games. Competitions include mini-challenges and task completion like mini-workouts, geo-locating markers and constructing an apparatus. This is all done over a 3 - 5 mile course of orienteering over various terrain, negotiating hills, culverts and streams. This course is as much a mental challenge as it is physical. By the end of it you can expect camaraderie, team building and some new friends.

Checkout the drinking game on the next page




by Roger Smith, PhD

We paid for all three races with the all day running pass. If you ended up dying The Zombie Run

encouraged people to run a second time. -Courtey


You are lining up for a mud run

entire course twice or maybe

and notice that the person next

even three times.

to you is wearing wet clothes and has mud smeared on their arms

But should this be allowed by the

and legs. They don't look like the

organizers? Is it a good business

clean, eager racers around you.

practice? Is it good for the sport?

If you ask, "What happened to you?" the answer will probably

There are at least three different

be, "This is my second time

perspectives on these questions

through the course."

–the experienced runner, the novice runner, and the race

For novice racers who run once

organizer.

or twice a year, this sounds like insanity. They finish a race completely spent of energy and a little battered and bruised. It is time to kick back with a beer, not line up for a second loop through the course. These events are seriously

challenging.

They

push you to do things that you don’t think you can or that are actually frightening. Who could go through that twice in a row in the same morning? Welcome to the world of the fanatic mud runners. They will enter a race every weekend if there is one within a hundred miles (or even further). They train for these competitions like they were making a living at it. And they arrive at the race with more energy and experience than can be satisfied by a short 3, 4, or 5 mile race. They have conquered the single race and are pushing themselves to complete the

Experienced Runner Everyone enters these races for the personal challenges they present. Some races are 5K's made for newbies and novice teams; others are 6 to 8 miles for the experienced runners; and finally there are the 13 mile and longer for the serious competitors

I entered the running world a few months ago, a time when I was used to siting on my

couch watching TV or in my

office, unaware that running

would come to inspire me. It would change me completely and change the way I see

life! I remembered the first time I ran with a friend of

mine. After a half mile I wasn’t able to breath right and began sweating like crazy. By the

first mile mark I vomited and

went to the ground! but i loved it, and realized that i Love to

and professionals.

Run! That was the beginning

But once a runner has graduated

months after, I was running

to the 8 mile races, should they stop entering the local 5K races? Are these events part of their past or is there still something attractive to them? Do the race organizers want to keep these experienced runners in their events? There are plenty of organizers and runners who want to see each other at any and every event. The runners want the thrill of a mud run every weekend. The

of my training. A couple of

my first Half Marathon and a

series of the amazing Spartan

Obstacle Races. I am Hooked with Running in Trails, Roads,

Mud etc.. Running has become

a part of me now, and I’m just starting! I will continue training to improve my timing and

stamina, and of course I will

Continue Running for the Rest of my Life!!!

Christian Guerrero


organizers want the revenue

part of a wave filled with novice,

how to hold the spear to increase

from registration, as well as the

casual and less experienced

the likelihood of its flying straight

excitement

experienced

runners. But, since they are not

and sticking in the target.

runners bring to the pack. Who

usually competing on this lap,

would want to skip the run and

they can take time to encourage

Providing this kind of help to new

the party just because they had

and advise the novice runners on

runners is something that we all

mastered a 5K race like Mud

the course. On a tricky obstacle

learned from the experienced

Titan, Hog Wild, Mud Endeavor,

they can demonstrate to a dozen

runners that came before us

Superhero Charger, or Monster

people how it should be done

and who gave us the same

Challenges?

successfully. They

spot

assistance. That is the spirit of

runners who need assistance.

the sport. I believe that having

Experienced runners get to push

Some of the services I have

experienced runners in later

themselves to their limits with a

provided on a second lap include,

waves increases the number

second loop through the course,

Mud Titan. A woman in her first

of times that this spirit can

making these races just as

race was genuinely stuck in

propagate during a race.

challenging as they were years

the mud and could not get out.

before.

Neither could her novice friend

Race Organizers

dislodge her. I was able to reach

Race organizers want to get as many people as they can to sign-up and run safely through the course. They want novices, experienced, and elite runners attending their events. A novice runner may enter one or two races a year. But an experienced runner will enter one race every single week if possible. This makes them a valuable and reliable customer base for any race. To attract the novices organizers have to "out market" the national races to be noticed. But for experienced runners, they just have to post the event on a popular race calendar like MudRunFun and registrations will roll in.

that

can

There are also cases where

under her foot and lift her free,

experienced runners post that

then assist her to the edge so

they did not attend a race

she could keep going.

because it was too easy or too short. That means lost revenue

Hog Wild. A man had sprained

for the organizers and lost energy

an ankle jumping into a water

for everyone on the course.

pit. He was not sure how badly it

Maybe a double run would draw

was hurt, but was afraid to keep

them back to these shorter races,

running. Just a quarter mile away

to the benefit of the organizers

I found the medics and sent them

and the novice runners.

back to check on him.

Novice Runners

Rugged Maniac. A group of girls

On their first lap experienced

could not figure out how to get

runners will be in an early or

up the final wall leading to the

competitive wave. They will be

water slide. I showed them how

neck-and-neck with other people

to hop from one support beam to

who are pushing to beat their

the next to work their way up the

personal best or to achieve a

wall.

winning place in the race. But, on their second lap they are

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to start the day. They want the

congestion, the double runners

all. Hopefully the sport and hobby

local elites and heroes to show

can actually reduce the lengths

will be here for years to come and

up and validate that their race

of the lines by demonstrating to

will preserve the fun and energy

is worth running. When these

those waiting how to conquer it.

that exist today.

experienced

a

This may speed people up more

second lap they are making the

than a single racer slows them

If you are an organizer, create

contributions described above,

down.

events that meet the needs

racers

take

which is like having additional

of runners at all levels. If you Attracting experienced runners to

are

an entry level race and allowing

contribute to the positive energy

But organizers also worry that

them to run twice may add more

and camaraderie of the race.

having people run the course

than it costs the organizers.

If you are a novice, enjoy the

twice contributes to the long

Organizers could also create a

experience and keep coming

lines at the obstacles, as well

new product around the double

back because it only gets more

as the wear and tear those

runner by creating a special wave

fun as you do more races.

obstacles take. They are even

and t-shirt for sale– the "Double

more frustrated when a double

Hog", "Double Titan", or "Double

Double Run Etiquette:

runner takes a second medal or

Monster".

Runners

a second t-shirt. These are the

Balance

Provide

volunteers on the course.

an

experienced

runner,

encouragement

and

assistance to the novice runners

major expenses for a race and

on the course.

the items that most often run out

The entire field of runners,

before everyone has finished.

especially those who are new,

Since, an organizer must place an

benefit from the double runner

Do not take a second medal or

order for medals at least 4 weeks

when this person is there to

t-shirt.

before the race based on an

encourage them and to give tips

educated guess at registrations,

on how to accomplish difficult

Consider skipping an obstacle if

it is easy to miss the number and

obstacles. The organizers benefit

you are just contributing to the

end up very close to running out

from the energy they bring and

backup.

of medals. When a double runner

the assistance they provide on

takes a second medal it costs the

the course. But they need to put

Organizers

organizer money and threatens

a stop to the medal and t-shirt

Open waves to runners going a

to take a medal away from the

hogs.

second time.

bad for the novice, bad for the

Mud and obstacle racing is still

Offer double run waves and

organizer, and bad for the sport.

young and inventing itself. It's

merchandise.

last finishers of the day. That is

important that everyone work on When it comes to obstacle

standards of behavior that benefit

Set clear rules for double runners.


Roger Smith is an avid obstacle and mud runner living in Florida. Professionally, he is a researcher at the Florida Hospital studying surgical robotics and improving surgeon performance. He holds a PhD in Computer Science, which is not useful for completing a good mud run.

Mud & Obstacle Race Logbook available at Amazon.com.

pg 16



The story begins differently for

despite these facts, I continued on

everyone. We encounter our own

my path of destructive living, gaining

unique web of life circumstances

pound after pound, wallowing in my

which will ultimately lead us to the

own misery.

very same precipice that will force us to make a change. We tiptoe

But finally, FINALLY, enough was

anxiously to the edge of the cliff,

enough. I’d had it with making

peeking over at the cavern below

excuses, with continuing the cycle

that promises the unknown as we

of unhealthy living, and with refusing

mentally weigh out our options. Do

to accept that I could actually make

we stay perched up high where it

a change if I made the effort, I was

is comfortable and safe, even if we

simply unwilling to do it.

may not be 100% happy with how we look or feel about ourselves? Or

I stood on that precipice of life,

do we descend into the unknown

the unknown beckoning with the

with the hope that we will finally be

promise of redemption, and I took

able to make the positive change

the plunge. It wasn’t easy at first,

we yearn for, with no guarantee

and to be honest I still struggle

whether we will succeed or fail.

from time to time to this very day. In the beginning it’s hard to get up

Then it happens. We take a leap

early when your bed is so incredibly

of faith. The yearning for change

warm and comfortable. Early on

outweighs

for

muscles ache, stomach’s growl,

comfort, and into the abyss we

and the results don’t seem to come

tumble forward into the unknown.

quickly enough. It’s frustrating,

I found myself in this exact position

it’s uncomfortable, and giving up

not that long ago.

seems so tempting.

After years of not taking care

Thankfully, I didn’t give up, and

of myself, of opting to be lazy

although I was venturing forward

instead of lively to feel restored, of

into the unknown, I was determined

eating for fun instead of for fuel, I

that I was not about to throw in the

came to the realization that I was

towel on something that I was so

actually quite miserable. I hated

determined to finally accomplish

how clothes looked and felt on

for myself. Not only did I want to

my body, I despised how I looked

lose weight, but I wanted, for once

in pictures and avoided cameras

in my life, to finally feel good about

at all cost, and all I wanted was to

myself.

the

inclination

feel confident in my own skin. Yet

It’s been a few years since I took that fateful plunge, and although I had to arrive at a complete and utter state of despair, it was the desire to be a better person that brought me to where I am today. Yes, it’s difficult. Yes, it’s a struggle. But yes, it is so very worth the work! I’m not perfect, but what makes my choice different is that even when I stumble, I never give up. I now strive to help others gain this same sense of self worth by cheering them on as they also work toward results that they never thought they’d have the faith in themselves to achieve. It makes me so very proud when I’m able to witness a person made that fateful decision to forgo the comfort of their current path in life, to step off the cliff, and to begin a journey that, with dedication and a resolve not to quit, is so incredibly rewarding. If you have yet to take this plunge, what are you waiting for? There’s no better day than today to strive toward healthy, happy, confident living. You can do it, and there’s a huge community that will support you. So take that step forward, venture into the unknown, and start your journey of finding the full potential that life can give you when experienced by way of fresh air, active movement, healthy food, and a happy heart. You’ve got this, and I’ll be cheering you on!

MuddyMommy.com


By OCR Guru Written for HYBRID Runner June 2014

Its been a few years since I first

So let me briefly explain where

being applied to your body,

saw the ALTM. I didn’t think much

my point of view is coming from.

from now on we will call that

of it at the time because it made

I majored in physics and spent a

PSI. 14.7 PSI also represents 1

absolutely no sense to me. Kinda

good portion of my life working

atmosphere of pressure, 1ATM.

reminded me of the Suzanne

underwater as a commercial

Being a diver, underwater this

Somers “Thigh Master” – as

diver, underwater welder and

is incredibly important since our

seen on tv… Just a bad joke,

Instructor. What does that have to

body reacts to pressure. Every

IMO. This review will surely piss

do with the price of tea in China,

33ft of seawater sitting above

off a lot of believers and even

you say? Everything, since the

my head represents another

some real professional athletes

same laws of physics that we put

atmospheres worth of pressure,

that swear by it. So before I jump

into practice underwater apply

14.7psi. When I am at 33ft, there

off into why these are a waste

to you standing on top of Mt.

is 29.4PSI or 2ATM being applied

of your money, let me say this.

Everest. Its called Dalton’s Law

to my body, I just doubled the

I am only reviewing the claim

and it would take several hours

pressure. So what happens?

that this mask will simulate

to thoroughly explain… I will do

Well the law of Partial Pressure

altitude, prepare you for altitude

my best to keep it as simple as

“Dalton’s Law” along with a few

or replace the benefit or even

possible, so I don’t lose you in

other physics laws come into

simulate training at altitude. It is

3 sec.

play that I’m not going to fry your brain with right now. Basically,

scientifically impossible and thats Basically what it all boils down

the percentage of oxygen you’re

to is pressure being exerted on

breathing increases and it takes

You may be asking yourself,

your body. Right now for 98%

twice as much air (which has

who the hell is this guy and what

of you there is roughly 14.7lbs

been compressed) to fill your

F@*! would he know about it?

of pressure per square inch

lungs at that depth. For example

a fact!


if you were breathing what we

you go, the less atmospheric

literally start to boil up in your

call standard air 21% Oxygen

pressure

being

veins and muscles. You would

78% Nitrogen & 1% trace gases

applied to your body. It’s called

die in a very short period of time

at a depth of 33ft your actually

decompressing or off gassing.

if the contents of your body were

breathing 42% oxygen, and the

We as divers decompress on the

not put back under pressure…

whole piece of the air pie just

ascent after every dive. Your body

doubled its capacity to 200%.

right now is completely saturated

So

Now if you don’t believe me and

with oxygen and nitrogen, which

understand how pressure affects

that makes no sense to you, go

is directly proportional to the

your body. Athletes like to train

get certified to Scuba dive using

pressure being exerted on your

at

Nitrox and you will thoroughly

body. At altitude, say around

6500ft. Because, there is a slight

understand why. – For you

4000ft you start decompressing

reduction of pressure which

master divers out there, please

(equalizing to relative pressure)

decreases the partial pressure

forgive me for not talking in terms

to the point where oxygen is

(%) of oxygen and they have

of partial pressure, only so much

leaving the body and it becomes

to adapt to performing with less

can be explained in this article…

harder to do things as you exert

oxygen in their body. It’s not that

yourself (barely noticeable at this

the air in Denver is different than

So what does have to do with

Alt). Keep going up and reducing

Miami, it’s just that there is less

altitude? The same law, applies in

the pressure and more oxygen

pressure in Denver than Miami

reverse. Its really simple math. If

will leave the body and you will

due to Altitude. When athletes

we reduce the ambient pressure

eventually start to notice it. Go up

return to their normal altitude,

even slightly, it effects the partial

too high/too fast, like in a space

their

pressure (%) of oxygen (PPO2)

shuttle without pressurization

only for a short while. It’s not a

we’re breathing. The higher up

and the oxygen/nitrogen would

permanent thing. It only takes a

you

have

hopefully

altitudes

you

between

performance

kinda

4000-

increases


few days (technically 24hrs) to

outside pressure on your body

for a few more seconds…

acclimate and after returning,

without

Sorry to burst your bubble

those benefits leave relatively

pressure to your lungs, like we

quickly. That’s why a lot of

use in scuba diving. So if you

fighters will go train up at Big Bear CA right before a fight down in LA. Some just stay up at altitude, to keep an edge on the lower elevation fighters. You cannot replicate the physics of altitude by restricting air flow, you would have to reduce the pressure. That is a scientific fact. Go ask any physics teacher at any college… What these masks do, contrary to rumor mill, is strengthen the diaphragm. Meaning

you

breathe in easier under direct

can

the

aid

of

artificial

OCR Guru

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I’m lying in a bed with an IV

5k, but after being in the race

dream of delivering the most

consistent of almost every drug

preview group for the Disease

unique experience that the OCR

known to man using voice-to-text

Dash and being the sole survivor

community can offer! Having the

as I write this. I am in this situation

of said group I’d venture to say

lowest registration cost of $0.01

because I have got every disease

we’ve got a new up-and-coming

(but a mandatory insurance cost

known to man coursing through

winner in the OCR scene!

of $42,000), the Disease Dash offers a double dose of pain and

every fiber of my existence. As I look up at the ceiling through a

Originally

Jenny

pestilence as you trudge through

veil of mucus and cataract-laden

McCarthy as a means of proving

countless obstacles designed to

eyes, I feel nothing but pride and

that you don’t need vaccines,

infect your weak and vulnerable

accomplishment in my heart. All

the plan backfired when the

husk of a body in every way

of it was worth it.

The medal

only vaccinated person in the

possible.

around my braced neck was

group (me) made it out alive.

worth every ounce of suffering!

That however did not stop the

Right as I got to the nondescript

You’ve heard of the X rated

race

anti-vax

venue that appeared to be a

run and even the broken glass

community from continuing their

toxic waste dump, the friendly

funded

directors

by

and



hazmat-suit-wearing staff was

Casting aside the slight nausea

me in line with the exciting and

quick to direct me to my free

that was building in my gut I

challenging course. I didn’t hear

(free!!) parking spot right near

ran through a brief thicket of

many of the other runners by this

the starting corral. I checked in

black widow spider webs and

point. It turned out that some of

my bag where I was given my

on to the race’s version of the

them opted to just let the Shock

rusty barbed wire wristband and

ice bath.

The clever name of

Sherpa ™ knock them out as

a ticket stub for a free garbage

“ebola enema” gave the hint of

they deliberately ran off course to

juice lager. As they fastened the

what I was waist-deep in, but it

avoid obstacles such as the AIDS

Shock Sherpa ™ onto my neck, I

was nothing compared to the

carry and hepatitis hoist. Sissies!

knew this race was going to be a

pure joy and elation experienced

The sounds of ambulance sirens

unique experience! I met up with

at the salmonella slide! Instead

and vuvuzelas thrumming in the

the other volunteer runners – all

of water, the hazmat volunteers

distance gave me the hint that

of whom were wearing costumes.

would open up bloated cans of

I’m almost done. But like many

I felt like such a weirdo being the

food and use the juices from

obstacle races, there was always

only person not wearing a gas

that to fuel the exciting and

a series of obstacles waiting

mask and eye protection! I guess

slippery

covered

for you at the end – a trend

I missed the memo that we were

the entire mountainside of the

that the Disease Dash wasn’t

doing this run on a Breaking Bad

landfill. Remember that ‘pigs fly’

intent on forgetting. I noticed a

theme or something.

GEICO commercial? That was

similar structure near the finish

me going down that bad boy.

line that looked a lot like the

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

electroshock therapy you’d see

We lined up at the starting corral

slide

that

at “probably the toughest event

uniquely designed as a stagnant pool of water laden with malaria

The fun didn’t stop there! After

on the planet”, but the wires were

mosquitoes – an obstacle right at

another nuke-water station there

wet and purple. It turns out that

the start! The foghorn blared and

was another low crawl called the

instead of electricity, the hung

we slogged out of the malaria

“crabs crawl”.

I’m not talking

man-o-war jellyfish at the top of

hot tub and onto the course.

about pinch-pinch crabs, either.

the structure and had people run

Mud was in short supply, but its

The itch-itch I’m feeling now is

through the tentacles! Talk about

replacement of toxic waste and

proof of that... The SARS sprint

exciting! The jellyfish jive led

sewage runoff utilized the same

was another memorable devil

towards the wall climb obstacle

effect of slowing you down and

of an obstacle that consisted

that was adorned with discarded

reminding you to tie your shoes

of Toronto natives standing in

surgical gloves. After the wall

tight. Those who lost their shoes

a line as they coughed and

climb the finish line was just a

quickly

OCR

sneezed on you. They were

fire jump away! The curiously

newbie mistake as the occasional

talented little buggers, too. I got

green flames emanating from the

rusty screw or nail littered the

a nice little rope of mucus that

burning plastic and other various

refuse and made quick entry into

landed right on my eye on that

chemicals wafted into my senses

their bodies. The tetanus trudge

one! Mile markers whizzed by

as I gracefully hopped over them

was a tricky one!

me as the Shock Sherpa ™ kept

and ran towards the hazmat

regretted

their


volunteers holding the petri-dish

Barbed Wire Wristband handed out at the beginning of the race.

medals. The

cheering

and

coughing

crowd erupted in happiness as I put the medal around my neck and helped myself to some bananas and raw chicken laid out at the finishers corral. The garbage juice lager went well with the food so much that I came back for a second drink thanks to the extra beer tab that another runner quickly gave me before the race. The transportation and crowd control was second to none – they gave us ambulance rides! Talk about an elaborate chauffeur to take you where you need to go! Fast forward a couple of days (or weeks, I don’t recall much after that) and here I am. I can’t wait for this race to go mainstream! I hear they are in the works to have ESPN4 cover their ‘world championships’ in Miami, too! Overall I give this event a 9.5/10. I didn’t give them a perfect ten simply because there was one bottleneck on the course on the rabies rope climb. I mean c’mon, who just puts ONE rabid raccoon at the bottom of the pit with ONE rope to climb up?

The only rabid raccoon at the bottom of the rope climb area.


Your Gateway Drug to Fitness “Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.” –Arthur Ashe Ask any hybrid runner how they got started, and each one will give you a different answer. Whether you start out as a traditional road runner or a walker at a Color Run - there is no wrong way to get started. No matter where you are in your fitness journey there is an event out there that you will find appealing and enjoyable, and it may be your gateway to trying something new. Depending on where your ability is on the running spectrum, the easiest way to transition into other types of races is to start out with a distance you are already comfortable with or a little shorter than what you are used to. This way you aren’t setting yourself up for failure. If you find yourself too far out of your comfort zone you may be more inclined to give up before trying a new type of event. If you are not a strong runner, or like to power walk then start with a fun run like The Color Run. This will give you a great feel for how these events are laid out. There is no competitive angle to these races at all – they are all about fun. Many people complete their first themed race with little to no previous training. This isn’t ideal, but a reasonably healthy person can walk 3.1 miles with minimal issues. Once you have one of these races under your belt you may want to move into something more challenging like a mud run. Mud runs will require more training and a little more planning before you get out on the course. You get a completely different feeling when participating in a race that occurs off the pavement and it will have you doing things you don’t normally

get to do in your everyday life. A lot of people love mud runs because it reminds them of their childhood. Participants are encouraged to get dirty, act silly and just have a good time. If you find that mud runs are your gateway you can move into more challenging obstacle races. These can range from three miles to half marathon distances. The obstacles themselves also have varying degrees of difficulty and the possibilities with the obstacles is only limited to the imagination of the course designers. So many people find that the diversity within the obstacle racing community is so vast that they can do a different race every weekend and be physically challenged in unique ways at each race. There are many people who love all types of running events and it is not unusual to see overlap within the running community at all different types of events. You may see a runner at a color run with their family one weekend, an obstacle race with friends the next weekend and aiming for a new PR (personal record) at a half marathon the following week. This just shows how much diversity there is with running, and how a hybrid runner can find joy in some or all of them equally. With the right mindset and proper training you can interchange any of these types of races to find out which ones you enjoy the most. You may surprise yourself and fall in love with something you never imaged you could actually do. The most important thing is to have fun and don’t underestimate what you are capable of.



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