BDAY

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by New York Times Best Seller India Pyne

Learn the Alphabet With India and Annamaeve


A is for ...

Anna-maeve!


B is for ...

Best Friend! (It's India)


C is for... i havent had enough coffee today im gonna die

Coffee! i have had too much coffee im gonna die


drink we paid too much drink we didnt pay for at all

potentially paint thinner


i peed


FOR WOMEN!!!!


G is for...

Gilmore girls


GIVE ME PANCAKES OR GIVE ME

DEATH!!!!


I is for...

I am not entirely sure if i remembered every letter in this book and frankly in all honesty i am not entirely confident i know the alphabet??


J is for... Jazz Square the pain away this will solve all problems

you are making this much worse


K is for... Karate Kid-like reflexes when throwing paracetamol packets at indias eye with devastating accuracy

oh


L is for...

maybe beth

Little Women

yeah maybe our

wont die this

600th rewatch

time

will be different


M is for...

i dont think we shouldve signed that

Magna Carta


N is for...

Notre Dame Confessions

we do not speak of what happened here today


O is for... Overstimulation everything is loud my i can feel my arm hair i am going to scream

PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION I AM GOING TO FIGHT THE MCDONALDS CEILING LIGHTS


P is for...

Pinterest Boards as a coping mechanism

this is actually my tenth board today

we should make a board specifically for tote bag organisation


Q is for...

Questionable Outfits its giving cher


R is for...

Rent Free Living

honey you're home how did you get in my house


S is for...

Scrunchies surprise i got you another one

thank you i am not surprised at all


T is for... Teeth! Teeth! T E E T H!

TEETH !

TEETH !

TEETH !

TEETH !

TEETH !

TEETH !


U is for...

Unlikely Friends

middle aged man who came to the club alone who anna-maeve danced with all night

homeless dog named mrs beans that india paid

£20 to pet


V is for...

Virginity may the force be with us


Y is for... germany. government. girlboss.


W is for...

Witchcraft

BLOOD MOON !

BLOOD MOON !

BLOOD MOON!

BLOOD MOON!

BLOOD MOON!

BLOOD MOON!


X is for...

eXtra-Terrestials

oh we levitating

this must be our uber


Z is for...

Zombie

(I'd love you even if you were one :) i want brains

me too queen !


the end


"This book changed my life" - Ghandi

"It certainly is a book" - Queen Elizabeth ||

"The money is hidden under the barn" - Spirit With Unfinished Business

"I think you spent a bit too much time on this" - Mel Pyne, Mother of Author

"An erotic thriller for our time" - The Guardian

"Empty the dishwasher when you get home" - Andrew Pyne, Father of Author


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