by New York Times Best Seller India Pyne
Learn the Alphabet With India and Annamaeve
A is for ...
Anna-maeve!
B is for ...
Best Friend! (It's India)
C is for... i havent had enough coffee today im gonna die
Coffee! i have had too much coffee im gonna die
drink we paid too much drink we didnt pay for at all
potentially paint thinner
i peed
FOR WOMEN!!!!
G is for...
Gilmore girls
GIVE ME PANCAKES OR GIVE ME
DEATH!!!!
I is for...
I am not entirely sure if i remembered every letter in this book and frankly in all honesty i am not entirely confident i know the alphabet??
J is for... Jazz Square the pain away this will solve all problems
you are making this much worse
K is for... Karate Kid-like reflexes when throwing paracetamol packets at indias eye with devastating accuracy
oh
L is for...
maybe beth
Little Women
yeah maybe our
wont die this
600th rewatch
time
will be different
M is for...
i dont think we shouldve signed that
Magna Carta
N is for...
Notre Dame Confessions
we do not speak of what happened here today
O is for... Overstimulation everything is loud my i can feel my arm hair i am going to scream
PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION I AM GOING TO FIGHT THE MCDONALDS CEILING LIGHTS
P is for...
Pinterest Boards as a coping mechanism
this is actually my tenth board today
we should make a board specifically for tote bag organisation
Q is for...
Questionable Outfits its giving cher
R is for...
Rent Free Living
honey you're home how did you get in my house
S is for...
Scrunchies surprise i got you another one
thank you i am not surprised at all
T is for... Teeth! Teeth! T E E T H!
TEETH !
TEETH !
TEETH !
TEETH !
TEETH !
TEETH !
U is for...
Unlikely Friends
middle aged man who came to the club alone who anna-maeve danced with all night
homeless dog named mrs beans that india paid
£20 to pet
V is for...
Virginity may the force be with us
Y is for... germany. government. girlboss.
W is for...
Witchcraft
BLOOD MOON !
BLOOD MOON !
BLOOD MOON!
BLOOD MOON!
BLOOD MOON!
BLOOD MOON!
X is for...
eXtra-Terrestials
oh we levitating
this must be our uber
Z is for...
Zombie
(I'd love you even if you were one :) i want brains
me too queen !
the end
"This book changed my life" - Ghandi
"It certainly is a book" - Queen Elizabeth ||
"The money is hidden under the barn" - Spirit With Unfinished Business
"I think you spent a bit too much time on this" - Mel Pyne, Mother of Author
"An erotic thriller for our time" - The Guardian
"Empty the dishwasher when you get home" - Andrew Pyne, Father of Author